Quote #2:
<Sariel> I have many elastic bands. This makes me happy.
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Quote #4:
<Fade> it more or less only quotes things with Sariels name in it
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Quote #5:
<Fade> Oh God not God Again
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Quote #6:
<Sar> Tell you what - you kill him, and not only will you live H-free next year, but then I'll also give you a wad of cash!
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Quote #8:
<Sariel> Technically, Jingly is here. Realistically, perhaps not.
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Quote #10:
<Silver> I'll answer my own question, then: Linux sucks. Or at least, Perl on Apache on Linux sucks.
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Quote #11:
<Jingly> There's a great latin saying: "We're always in the shit, but the depth varies
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Quote #12:
<Sariel> The Union? Is that like lots of onions all singing at the same time?
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Quote #13:
<Jingly> You will never quote me.
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Quote #14:
<Silver> What's with this quoting everone thing?
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Quote #15:
<Sariel> I'll *kill* you, you accursèd Jingly *bitch*!
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Quote #16:
<Jingly> I knew quoting would be a fun addition to JB
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Quote #17:
<Fade> I'm practically exec
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Quote #18:
<Fade> hmm...exec bitch...I thought that was your job H?
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Quote #19:
<Jingly>  For consuming the bodies of course
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Quote #20:
<Silver> I guess you want me to *say* something now, right?
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Quote #21:
<Jingly> hey, you'll be lame like me after 3 years of university education
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Quote #22:
<Fade> thats why SUSE comes on 6 discs, so that they could fit all the random reasons for failure in
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Quote #25:
<Fade> What this place needs is more mecha....go on Sariel...quote it...*sigh*
<Sariel> It also needs more beer, and more cute naked girls.
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Quote #26:
<Fade> the problem with having no spoons is that breakfast cereal doesn't work so well with forks
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Quote #27:
<Sariel> Although having grown up a little, I can't help but draw parallels between Skeleton and Steve Matthews...
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Quote #28:
<DrWatson> I think both (Novell and me) are almost comprable in terms of prime evilness, TBH
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Quote #29:
<Fade> Must play AvP.../no/...must...play...a...no...must work....predator....work...head-biting...work...a.rrrgrrgrgrggrgr
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Quote #30:
<iBob2> why's jinglybot busting my balls again
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Quote #31:
<Skumby> I need more pain
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Quote #32:
<Jingly|Enlightened> I don't *do* WarwickPizza.net
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Quote #33:
<Fade> splurfrguffle **sleeping at Fade's house** splurfrguffle
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Quote #34:
<Jingly> Only I have 'Jingly's Secret Slagmuffin Making Recipe'
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Quote #35:
<psyco__> I like talking to myself on here... it is soothing.
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Quote #36:
<Jingly> Drunky Fade is cool
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Quote #38:
<Toaster> Truly, I am evil
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Quote #39:
<Toaster> well - I've got to be quoted about another 20 times to catch up with everyone else, you see
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Quote #40:
<Sivler> He spelt Silver Sivler, so I slept Sariel Sairel.
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Quote #41:
<Sariel> I've got better things to do first thing in the morning that fix hybrid services.... again. WTF are people *doing* to the poor things?
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Quote #42:
<iBob> Silver always looks dubious!
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Quote #43:
<A wise man once said> Ick... more Japanese weirdness. Sigh...
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Quote #44:
<Sariel> JDK1.3 /being installed/ on my system is what I would call JDK1.3 'fucking up' my system.
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Quote #46:
<Sariel> Well, 'convince' them by periodically stealing the modem and claiming it must have walked it's way to your computer because you feed it QuakeIII.
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Quote #47:
<Sariel> No, my HDD has no soul.
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Quote #48:
<Sariel> Blame borland because *oyu're* lame?
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Quote #49:
<iBob> time for hardcore f*k3d up XXXX b4c0|| s4r||13 action
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Quote #50:
<Silver> Anyway, AOL rox0rs.
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Quote #51:
<ficedula> Maybe he was an American. That would explain most things.
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Quote #52:
<Sariel|Coding> OK, but I seem to remember it normally coming after Thursday. and I don't remember Thursday.
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Quote #53:
<ficedula> Thank god - that looked like an unholy fusion between Asian and US dates then. It scared me.
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Quote #54:
<DrWatson> Alright, who stole the real me, and where did they hide him? The real me that I remember would *never, ever* click a banner ad...
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Quote #55:
<Saru-kun> Four Cs is the best number of Cs.
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Quote #56:
<Fade> If I could think of something smart and witty to say whilst I was here all by myself while you lazy bastards do other things then I probably would, and then quote it of course...but...I can't, so It's just going to have to boil down to "RELLIK IS LAAAAAMMMMMEEEE" :-)
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Quote #57:
<Silver> I reapeat: Why on *EARTH* would *I* want to watch Star Wars?
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Quote #58:
<Fade> /should/ work...this is linux we're talking about, theres probably some insane flag buried in a hidden directory fifteen levels deep with an obscuse and meaningless name probably containing $ and % which you need to set to an equally meaningless value that is actually some combination of bit flags in sexadecimal in order for it to work perfectly...
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Quote #59:
<DrWatson> i hate perl. i really hate it - its the spwan of satan
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Quote #60:
<Silver> Keiichi can keep Belldandy, but please, God, send us Skuld!
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Quote #61:
<Rellik> Today, I have not used Linux. Instead, I have been using XP. Entirely.
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Quote #62:
<Silver> It's not like I'm going to AOL rox0rs again, just so you can quote it.
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Quote #63:
<iBob> that's just because you watch too much anime involving 15 year olds...
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Quote #65:
<Silver> AOL rox0rs. Don't make me say it *again*.
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Quote #66:
<Sariel> "Request not processed: Client request conforms 100\% to specification"
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Quote #67:
<Rellik> The only reason WMAs are so small is that every audio track ever is encapsulated in the codec - meaning the "tracks" only need to be eight bytes long.
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Quote #68:
<Sariel> "Jesus Christ was a friend of prostitutes, alcoholics, conmen, destitutes and other social undesirables. He went to lots of drunken parties. His main enemies were religious politicians. His message is that God loves us, despite our problems. Christmas is a great time for discovering that filling your life up with things still leaves a big hole. Now, what was the problem?" - Clive, UK
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Quote #70:
<Fade> Oh for fucks sake...its really GOD DAMNED SIMPLE...I want you to take all the little red things and PUT THEM IN A GOD DAMNED PILE...
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Quote #71:
<Fade> I love you JinglyBOT. Will you be my friend?
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Quote #72:
<Silver> I *do* need a *life*, but that's another story.
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Quote #73:
<Sariel> I have no idea how it got there, but it appears to mark the first line since I lost focus.
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Quote #74:
<Sariel> "The opinion I get is that computers are very frustrating for people. They drive me round the bend - they're such awful machines." - Sir Clive Sinclair
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Quote #75:
<Sariel> "Hold up - there's something in your eye!" "What?" "My penknife..."
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Quote #76:
<Fade> its not that dull, if you happen to find numerical methods interesting...which...uh...I don't, but still...
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Quote #77:
<Sariel> Your /me is no match for my /kill!
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Quote #78:
<iBob|3yp> my head feels like a frenchman's been living in it
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Quote #79:
<Tycho> My sister (who has given up being a lesbian altogether, instead seeking new ways to fit more people on a single bed) 
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Quote #80:
<ficedula> No, he was doing his Magical Girl act again, so I didn't feel like challenging him
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Quote #81:
<Silver> Ok course, l337_h4x0r, Mozilla can thread *anything*!
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Quote #82:
<Sariel> No, Finnis is going to get firebombed and Skumby is a whore.
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Quote #83:
<Sairel> Or Java\ SuX0rZ\ like\ a\ cheap\ veitnamese\ whore.tex
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Quote #84:
<Rellik> the air coming out of my blowhole actually feels warm!
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Quote #85:
<Sariel> Basically, if you put pr0n on Molotov, you have to tell us where it is, so we can be sure to D/L it all before we cancel your account.
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Quote #86:
<Silver> bucko: I know how it fucking works. I beta test their software, god damn it.
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Quote #87:
<ficedula|soup> After living in a house where both Dave Black shares your kitchen, nothing looks that gross anymore
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Quote #88:
<bucko> I'm going to have to delete my porn
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Quote #89:
<bucko> WTF is my HDD for if I can't put pr0n on it?
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Quote #90:
<Hetfield> "There are three kinds of men. There are men who learn by reading, men who learn by observation, and men who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves..."
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Quote #91:
<Sariel> "Using assembler to make your programs faster is like using anabolic steroids to make your legs faster. Yes, it speed them up, but it's not the honourable thing to do..."
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Quote #92:
<Fade> VC++ is /not/ easy to prgoram - it's C++ ffs!
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Quote #93:
<bucko|IHatePipes> they call it "hot sweaty squirrel sex on the chimney.avi"
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Quote #94:
<Snoopy> i thought physics just happened, it didn't need to be 'done'... but what do I know.
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Quote #95:
<Fade> That and people quote *anything* and *everything* people say
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Quote #96:
<Sariel> And then they ramapged across the Galaxy fighting a Holy Jihad in his name... which would kind of imply he was a pretty damn good leader.
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Quote #97:
<jesus> In any case, why would I want to eat Sariel when dblack's around...
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Quote #98:
<Jing1y> I am more of a homosexual than anyone. Take me. Take me now
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Quote #99:
<Fade> I was aware places such as Hurst and Redfern existed, I just didn't realise that they were in the same dimension as everything else
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Quote #100:
<Nutsy> is ibob actually a bot that just periodically says some random pseudo-philosophical thing?
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Quote #101:
<Sariel> Yeah, but you have this inbuilt ability to turn anything into an insult. Alexis.
<Snoopy> gah. that's got my REAL NAME in it.
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Quote #102:
<ficedula> I may be freaky, but I'm not a combo student, damn you!
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Quote #103:
<Nutsy> and how does toast worship work then?
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Quote #104:
<Toaster> gas? what gas?
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Quote #105:
<Fade> DOH! God damnit - I forgot to eat again
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Quote #106:
<Sariel> Copmpared to, say, the paragon of Sporting virtue that is Cricket?
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Quote #107:
<Jingly> The good thing about Anime is that it keeps James and Jake off IRC for 3 hours. :)
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Quote #108:
<Nutsy> what sort of freak comes on at this time in the morning?
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Quote #109:
<Jingly> Crematorium is a morbid word, but if you have an orange phone, then 'The Future is Bright'
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Quote #110:
<[UoW]Psyco__> I was getting worried for a bit, but I had a bottle of diet-coke to give to her reassert my manlyness.
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Quote #111:
<[UoW]Psyco__> Well I am getting some, Jingly, and it appears you are not ;-)
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Quote #112:
<Jingly> Psycho - what makes you think I can't just go add it to the quotesfile? :)
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Quote #113:
<Snoopy> my clue quotient goes down with each Mike Joy lecture absorbed.
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Quote #114:
<Snoopy> are the lights in the Ramphal building anything other than blatently for partying?
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Quote #115:
<Rellik> Lesbian vampire-hunting, god-slapping witches: what more could you want?
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Quote #116:
<indBob> if mecha are neuter, how can they have sex with their pilots?
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Quote #117:
<ficedula> Apart from the fact it may make code less comprehensible, which is I suppose a holy grail in C++...
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Quote #118:
<Fade> thank god for that...it still has enums
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Quote #119:
<Zer0_Eight> how am i supposed to read the writing on the bottom of my mouse when theres a big red light?
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Quote #121:
<Snoopy> I'll say this for Linux. It gives you a great feeling of satisfaction when you get something working...
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Quote #122:
<Sariel> Unless you want back, neck, eye, shoulder, trapezius, elbow, wrist, carpel tunnel, little finger and potentially thumb problems, I'd say seven hours of gaming with no break on a regular basis is actualy pretty damn *stupid*.
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Quote #123:
<Rellik> easy. void suigllyPop( void ) { while ( aberKnackle()  )  { } };
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Quote #124:
<Michael> I'm trying to *avoid* death.
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Quote #125:
<Ike> im more of a dirt jumping, guitar playing, head banging, mx riding....eediot ;)
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Quote #126:
<ficedula> PPPP - Point to Point Pizza Protocol
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Quote #127:
<Nutsy> you disrespect the family pizza, you disrespect the family
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Quote #129:
<Silver> I may be the TOSA, but that's no reason to make fun of me... oh wait, yes it is. Damn.
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Quote #130:
<Sariel> Fucked up in the walk-up-the-wall sense, or fucked up in the Quake 3: Arena sense?
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Quote #131:
<iBob> damnit, i'm not a magical girl!
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Quote #132:
<P5YCHO> Ike: it's either that or anal sex like the rest of IRC
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Quote #133:
<iBob> our tesco pan scourers are, apparently, not tested on animals...
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Quote #134:
<Cyphus> I AM THE UBERSOLDERER
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Quote #135:
<Fade> "Like any sharp tool, C can injure people who don't know how to handle it"
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Quote #136:
<Sariel> Oh, bloody hell - it's these guys; "New England are moving from left to right on your radio..."
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Quote #137:
<iBob> What? Your having whores at gaming now! I think I might come for a change...no...wait, let me rephrase that.
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Quote #138:
<Sariel> Buy Nausicaä as soon as you have 45 quid spare - it really is better than forty pints of beer.
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Quote #139:
<Skumby> I'm on pizza... I can't get to the interent
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Quote #141:
<Jingly> Rest assured Skumby, neither iBob nor myself have the slightest inclination to finger you
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Quote #142:
<Skumby> I can get at least 10Mb/s out of my drool
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Quote #143:
<Fade> What have you done to me Jake, some of this stuff I used to post the the news group was good :-)
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Quote #144:
<Fade> mmm mec....grrrrrrr....must...stop....jake...influencing....me....
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Quote #145:
<lionfish> i have a quote: my life is now fulfilled.
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Quote #146:
<Silver> I'm not sleeping with a Jr. high schooler! I have a life sized doll that looks like one!
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Quote #147:
<Snoopy> !quo... no.. must resist.. quoting.. quote about.. quotes.. dammit!
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Quote #148:
<Silver> If I say what I mean, you might realise... no wait... I'm not telling you *that*.
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Quote #149:
<Psyco__> bot, seen any sence in my existance in this IRC channel?
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Quote #150:
<Psyco__> I'm lame because I have no "H", I thought that would be a bonus in this soc :-)
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Quote #151:
<Sariel> And upgrading your OS is something you do only *after* you've exhausted all other options - and that *includes* options like troturing your grandmother 'til she does it for you.
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Quote #152:
<Sariel> "They must have unlocked the secrets of cold fusion! Nothing can have that much energy this early in the morning!" - Nekobox
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Quote #153:
<Jingly> * lionfish will change his name to Chris Smith - to be uberl337.
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Quote #154:
<Snoopy> oh good.. I need to get my quotecount up after some whore deleted half of them.
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Quote #155:
<lionfish> it's now happy hour on IRC (everyone gets quoted ALL the time!!! :)
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Quote #156:
<lionfish> Have you ever thought, that if you spend long enough on a computer you will eventually see every possible combination of pixels...
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Quote #157:
<Sariel> And I'm not, for a change, thinking of murdering fruiterers for selling me lousy oranges.
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Quote #158:
<iBob> a dangerous mix of sloth, fatigue, and incompetence
<Vampyre> i got bitten by a fatigue once
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Quote #159:
<Sariel> Hmmm. Cumbria Uni don't seem to offer *any* sausage-related courses... :(
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Quote #160:
<Mark> Do you have to rewind DVDs?
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Quote #161:
<Sariel> It's an american news agency. They can't spell complicated words like 'Axe'.
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Quote #162:
<Jingly> My God, what a terrifying thought, an army of Taiwanese Midget slaves wearing mini Jingly Hats of Doom....
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Quote #163:
<Snoopy> gah. been trying for about 2 days to get Linux to recognise my sound card... only just realised the box I'm using doesn't *have* a soundcard in it.
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Quote #164:
<Sariel> Last time we played CS at a LAN for any length of time, the word 'Bichatse' was coined. Everyone's now too scared to try it again, for fear of what else might happen...
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Quote #165:
<Fade> It looks like hula-hoops and stella-artois are going to have to suffice as a substitute for a main meal tonight
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Quote #166:
<Jingly> Jake was much fluffier then...
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Quote #167:
<Jingly> I challenge anyone not to be slightly lightheaded after two Afterlives
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Quote #168:
<Jingly> You can't just go charging in chucking aftershock around...
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Quote #169:
<SaiNT> I seen u around... (not to suggest I have been stalking u. But then I wont say explicitly that I havent... )
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Quote #170:
<lionfish> [homework progress: 0.4% - found the "Stuff to Sort" folder with the homework in]
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Quote #171:
<IZac> i like beavis and butthead.....my brother seems to look down on me for it
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Quote #172:
<Fade> Honestly, these people can put together several thousand pounds worth of computer hardware *with no difficult whatsoever* but they can't put a bbq together?! :-)
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Quote #173:
<Snoopy> Thank you for fingering me. May I ask that you consider us for your future fingering needs?
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Quote #174:
<Rellik> Hascal? is that like a cmd-line based version of Helphi?
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Quote #175:
<Snoopy> you call *everything* a complete whoring bitch, Silver.
<Silver> Fortran, for example /isn't/ a complete whoring bitch. It's just a lame language with a few kickarse features.
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Quote #176:
<lionfish> the problem with software is there's nothing to hit.
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Quote #177:
<Rellik> what are you suggesting about me and my Majic Jamaican Substances?
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Quote #178:
<iBob> 0 d4 p41n! n33d s133p!
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Quote #179:
<bucko> My name is 'Dave Porn Baron Buckley'
<bucko> Yes, my name is 'Porn Baron'
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Quote #180:
<Sariel> He was offering to show his breasts to some girl earlier on, and complaining that they didn't deserve a bra.
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Quote #181:
<Skumby> "tum te tum.... oooo.. this pedal feels a bit wobbly... CLONG!!.. scrrrrrrreeeech.. <swearing> <cursing>"
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Quote #183:
<lionfish> that makes me sound like I don't like perl :(
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Quote #184:
<lionfish> my aim in life from now on is to catch up with Silvers number of quotes
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Quote #185:
<Silver> "Life sucks, but the root password helps"
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Quote #186:
<lionfish> i know what i'm missing: More putty windows. You can never have too many.
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Quote #187:
<lionfish> the problem is, spending 'one minute more' on irc wont affect how much work I can do... but this ends up meaning I never leave...
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Quote #188:
<Silver> Fucking hell. Whoever wrote rcsmerge deserves to be shot. Lots of times. And repeatedly. And painfully.
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Quote #189:
<ficedula> It's just like normal polymorphism, except on a slightly different level.
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Quote #190:
<Fade> "But sex toys don't nag" "True, good point, OK, they're *possessed* sex toys"
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Quote #191:
<bucko> what about if we tab according to the fibonnacii numbers?
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Quote #192:
<bucko> we will clone unhappy people, and use them to fight it out in underground deathbowls, and bet large sums of money on wether it'll be Jake or James lying in a pool of gangrenous blood, while we drink huge amounts of beer, occasionally sloshing some down on the depraved fighters.
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Quote #193:
<lionfish> sanity check (brb)
<lionfish> back: sanity check failed (error 2348322)
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Quote #194:
<Fade> Ugg...Why in gods name did I play starcraft until 5am in the morning...
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Quote #195:
<Fade> I *am* always right, its just that the universe gets it wrong sometimes... ;-)
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Quote #196:
<lionfish> i've only written about 20 lines, and Silver's commented the useful ones out :(
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Quote #197:
<Sar> It's like regular algebra, but just when you think you've got it, you turn it a little and the bastard thing blinds you.
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Quote #198:
<Skumby> That's no ordinary gibberish; that's a hellish halfbreed of perl and HTML...
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Quote #199:
<Fade> "I'm a bunny. I chew stuff! Deal with it!"
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Quote #200:
<Fade> I've started reading the sluggy archive **and I don't have the willpower to stop**
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Quote #201:
<Sariel> Better men than you have been lost for *years* in that source.
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Quote #202:
<Snoopy> Nutsy doesn't give lifts, because despite being on campus, if he actually did *ANYTHING* at *ALL* fucking useful in his life, he might not get the sofa^&!
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Quote #203:
<Snoopy> Newbie's Guide to Quoting: In order to get quoted, rant about something and swear a lot.
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Quote #204:
<Jingly> What you really want to do then, is employ a horde of students a year older to go through university doing really badly...
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Quote #206:
<Rellik> bot, how much stuff do you know?
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Quote #207:
<Skumby> I just make amusing statements in IRC, laugh, and make maps
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Quote #208:
<iBob> Even if *it* is a robot, who'd want to have Mike Rudyard as a pet?
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Quote #209:
<Skumby> I shot it in the leg, it fell over and then I shot it in the leg again!
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Quote #210:
<Toaster> I have quotes! many, hilarious quotes!
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Quote #211:
<Sariel> 4FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote #212:
<Rellik> fs TYPE PROPERLY YOU USELESS LONG HARIED BASTARD
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Quote #213:
<Silver> Bcs thn nglsh wld lk lk ths...
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Quote #214:
<ficedula> I never make excuses! I *know* my code has virtually no comments in it!
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Quote #215:
<Sariel> Yes! ph34r my explosive balls!
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Quote #216:
<Fade> Sluggy stole my life.
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Quote #217:
<Skumby> Give me URL or give me death
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Quote #218:
<ficedula> It's never a good sign when C: has "16KB" free disk space...
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Quote #219:
<ficedula> Pretty tasty, although I suspect I'll need a hacksaw to carve the next block off before I cook it
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Quote #220:
<Sariel> bot, nuke Leam
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Quote #222:
<Snoopy> compared to the other female CS students, who do naked lapdances (as opposed to the other kind) during Steve Matthew's lectures?
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Quote #223:
<Sariel> Ooooh... twelve seconds 'til Pie.
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Quote #224:
<Berg> its like anti-bob the builder. can we fix it? No fscking way!
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Quote #225:
<lionfish> right, I've got to think up 3 funny quotes...
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Quote #226:
<Silver> You're supposed to be legging it out of the building, and you stop to hold the shift key while talking on IRC...
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Quote #227:
<Skumby> grrrr... I've split into 2 people again...
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Quote #228:
<ficedula> "I created a new form of life!"   "But it wasn't in your UML diagrams. FAILED."
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Quote #229:
<ficedula> I tried in C first, but it kept throwing freaky messages about headers at me, so I gave up
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Quote #230:
<lionfish> who would have thought typing 2 lines of drivel would get you quoted?!
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Quote #231:
<ficedula> *Very* wrong, in some cases.
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Quote #232:
<Silver> Fuck Java, I want my program to *run*.
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Quote #233:
<ficedula> <attenborough>And here, in its natural habitat - the IRC channel - we see the computer scientist at work. Normally docile, he rouses himself only to defend his god - the PC</attenborough>
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Quote #234:
<iBob> Come on Fade, I've gotta be useful for something...
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Quote #235:
<Sariel> Skumby: Mankind has been learning about it's near neighbours by this method for years - look at thing from distance, approach thing tentatively, prod thing with sharp stick. Unless Mars tuns around and yells at us, the next step is to sniff it to see if it's edible.
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Quote #236:
<Fade> I've yet to see evidence that your project exists in the same space as the rest of us Jake :-)
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Quote #237:
<Fade> (shouldn't someone tell lionfish that perl is not edible?)
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Quote #238:
<Jingly> Il henry è incredibilmente zoppo.
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Quote #239:
<Jingly> I'm sure my computer is heavier since I filled the HDD with data...
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Quote #240:
<Sariel> All real languages have semicolons.
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Quote #241:
<Skumby> Unix is a lame OS, but its scripting ability kicks arse
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Quote #242:
<Silver> I was in the middle of something when you so rudly started flashing.
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Quote #243:
<Snoopy> I could write my packets down on paper, scrumple them up, and throw them to you faster than BT internet can send 'em
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Quote #244:
<Sariel> Note to self; mIRC is not going to compile my Java classes.
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Quote #245:
<Skumby> I'm not planning to sllep that long.. 24 hours or so should do it
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Quote #246:
<Fade> NOOOO You can't eat Hobbits iBob!!!
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Quote #247:
<Snoopy> that's the second time I've forgotten to eat cos I've been busy coding in 2 weeks :/
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Quote #248:
<Exskacist> java, 50 errors for the price of one
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Quote #249:
<Jingly> ** NOTE to all members - if anyone knows what the root password is, please tell an exec member *immediately* - we'd like to know ourselves! ;)
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Quote #250:
<Jesus> Hey, even deities have bad days every now and then...
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Quote #251:
<T0PCAT> Linux is like wigwam - no windows, no gates, apache inside.
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Quote #252:
<Rellik> My goodness! Jake said something, waited for a while and no-one quoted him!
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Quote #253:
<Rellik> its nice to have one box that runs windows in some form - but i wouldn't want to dedicate a whole machine to it.
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Quote #254:
<Skumby> right thats it... Sod DCS.. I'm gonna blow stuff up
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Quote #255:
<monkey> java sucks more than your average ho
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Quote #256:
<Java> I hate Sariel with a passion that is undying.
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Quote #257:
<Fade> My God! Thats even more frightening than when Sar smiles
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Quote #258:
<Fade> You see when Java smiles you get the impression its because it knows about an exception you don't :-)
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Quote #259:
<Jingly> Cosine is just a rip off of the sine function. Mathematicians only invented it to try to look clever
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Quote #260:
<Stacy> I AM 100% FEMALE!
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Quote #261:
<ficedula> My god ... that sounded like a shampoo advert. "Do you use MD5?" "Of course. I'd never use anything less."
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Quote #262:
<bucko> hell, I'd descibe my PC a cheap dirty whore. It doesn't seem to mind whos parts get put inside it, anyway.
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Quote #263:
<bucko> tat was a typo-nightmare
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Quote #264:
<Snoopy> wow. According to my e-mail I can get 'fresh porn videos'. Presumably I'll be getting another one in a moment offering 'stale porn videos', hopefully at half price...
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Quote #265:
<bucko> I got some intriguing spam the other day. Claimed to "increase your penis size from 2 to 5 inches!". What I want to know is: HOW THE HELL DID THEY KNOW?
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Quote #266:
<Skumby> damn my lame punctuation skillz
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Quote #267:
<Jingly> Dammit, I have such a cool wallpaper that I don't want to turn my monitor off!
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Quote #268:
<Orfeo> oh for multiline quotes
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Quote #269:
<Silver> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote #270:
<ficedula> it's time for some hot noodley action
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Quote #271:
<petana> being blonde slowly causes the brain to rot
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Quote #272:
<Orfeo> I'll have a babyburger please, and some foetal juice to wash it down...
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Quote #273:
<Orfeo> ficedula: I've always been Doomed...
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Quote #274:
<Orfeo> damnit, stop quoting me
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Quote #275:
<petana> www.stacy-gets-wet.com - not good
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Quote #276:
<P5YCHO> * Silver thinks is good, 'cos you can't quote this! Mwhahaha!
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Quote #277:
<Berg> well i've never been annihilated with anti-tank weaponry at 3am on a saturday morning before
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Quote #278:
<petana> so we are all im-bred slappers
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Quote #279:
<lionfish> the 3 letter's W, T and F spring to mind.
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Quote #280:
<petana> I'M A FREAK!
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Quote #281:
<ficedula> Type questionmark, bitch!
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Quote #282:
<iBob> That's not a bin bag - that's a body bag!
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Quote #283:
<monkey> sleep in lectures, sleep out of lectures its all the same give or take subliminal learning
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Quote #284:
<Snoopy> yeah! you're a giant, walking, talking, cookie, ffs!
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Quote #285:
<Snoopy> (without the space, obviously)
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Quote #286:
<Sariel> I knew there was a reason I was going to reduce Dave Buckley to a fine red paste...
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Quote #287:
<Sariel> Oh, sorry. What a silly mistake of mine.
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Quote #288:
<DrWatson> Rellik's not lame, Jake!
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Quote #289:
<Orfeo> I always knew you were a barsteward!
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Quote #290:
<Fade> Everyone else sucked
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Quote #291:
<Sar> Novell has pr0n? So *that's* why Ian Brown's such a devoted fanboy!
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Quote #292:
<monkey> i reckon it was all one bigger number to start with... pie.. and then they split the pie and all that is evil in maths was released
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Quote #293:
<Fade> kill them! kill them -all!
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Quote #294:
<Sariel> Whatever 400/60 is, that's how many minutes I took to do a 1.5 minute run.
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Quote #295:
<monkey> how many nukes does compsoc have???
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Quote #296:
<Orfeo> ssh nutsy -l gimp -X
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Quote #297:
<Silver> Ignore this line. No really. There is no point staring at this line. It's not that interesting.
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Quote #298:
<Jingerly> H your wreck looks like a car
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Quote #299:
<Skumby> I'm upset that they didn't give a link for the pussy web cam
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Quote #300:
<T0PCAT> one for guests and one for paying members?
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Quote #301:
<Toaster> Never fear, Toaster's here!
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Quote #302:
<Berg> bkeurghgsssssssss
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Quote #304:
<Skumby> and at least I understand that I would need the help of god himself to pull
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Quote #305:
<Silver> I was great fun.
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Quote #306:
<Skumby> Sad I may be, but I'm enjoying my sadness
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Quote #307:
<Rellik> Pool Good. No Pool Bad. Rest of adviced based on valuable pubbing experience...
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Quote #308:
<Silver> Nutsy: I don't /do/ applied suckyness.
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Quote #309:
<Snoopy> is it *good* porn?
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Quote #310:
<Orfeo> Come to #compsoc's dangerous & psychotic dating agency!
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Quote #311:
<ficedula> He'll just use #dblackswhores
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Quote #312:
<Skumby> oh dear.. another *nix fanboy
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Quote #314:
<Fade> You see, in the CompSoc Exec, there's a food chain - and Phil is at the bottom
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Quote #315:
<Monkey> its risen less than snoopy when stacy talks dirty
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Quote #316:
<Petana> u've raped me how many times?
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Quote #317:
<Monkey> for the record monkey has never raped *anyone*
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Quote #318:
<Fade> I'll /kill you, I'll /kill you all!
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Quote #319:
<Fade> Which means Sar is slowly pulling away further
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Quote #320:
 * Fade is weak and immortal
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Quote #321:
<Skumby> I'd rather be stapled to a dull board in a dark and gloomy dull cavern than doing this, with dull staples of course
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Quote #322:
 * ficedula sees no action quoting
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Quote #323:
 * Skumby smells cheese for a living
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Quote #324:
<Silver> Don't make me come down into #hell, Fade...
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Quote #325:
<Skumby> don't get me wrong, I have a chair, but doesn't go up or down without a great deal of effort and a blow torch
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Quote #326:
<Jingly> This quote merely serves to put me 3rd in the list
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Quote #327:
<Petana> * Rellik goes bright red very easily if you push the right buttons.
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Quote #328:
<Skumby> Then I'm going to stab myself in the chest a few times with a rusty nail and hopefully puncture a vital orgn
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Quote #329:
<Skumby> I'm not going to go to that page again.. its nasty
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Quote #330:
<Jingly> Sod that - I'm watching two girls snogging in a pool...
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Quote #331:
<Skumby> at the time possibly, because anything tends to make sense in SML, including SML. Its just afterwards
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Quote #332:
<Skumby> damn you and your standard sleep paterns
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Quote #333:
<Skumby> hmmm.. I've just covered my comp in Fanta
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Quote #334:
<Fade> don't make me say stupid things just so I can get quoted
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Quote #335:
<Sariel> So there I was, sucking at UT, when all of a sudden I sold my soul to be good at it
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Quote #336:
<Petana> I'll watch anything
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Quote #337:
 * DrWatson nods at Skumby - If you were using C, it would be one mistake, 2 *pages* of errors
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Quote #338:
<DrWatson> The head cleaner for my block just came in - apparantly, one of the cleaners thought I had a bomb in my room - turns out they thought my *lava lamp* was a bomb...
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Quote #339:
<Fade> quit with the numbers already - your making my brain hurt
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Quote #340:
 * Fade has sinned himself before
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Quote #341:
<Chunky> I need some l33t3r mates
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Quote #342:
 * P5YCHO is half an hour and two cans of beer away from giving up on his coursework
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Quote #343:
<P5YCHO> I'd rather have to write my own language and compiler
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Quote #344:
<Jingly> Heh - you know you're tired when you start trying to put a Zip disk in your LS120 drive...
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Quote #345:
 * Skumby stabs himself in the chest with a rusty nail
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Quote #346:
 * internalbleedingAndy feeds the bot cookies to shut it up
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Quote #347:
<lionfish> SQL doesn't suck any more
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Quote #348:
<Psyco__> Come on people it is 4:31am and you lot are asleep. You'll never get l337 with that attitude.
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Quote #349:
<Nutsy> fade's not as good to hug as jingly anyway. more scrawny and less cuddly
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Quote #350:
 * DumbCow is the Ho in this room
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Quote #351:
<Jingly> Social Services would do their nut if they saw Harry Potter - a large, hairy man takes an 11 year old boy away from his guardians and into a dark pub in the middle of London.
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Quote #352:
<Silver> I wouldn't count on it - he managed it last night.
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Quote #353:
 * Nutsy flutters his eyelashes
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Quote #354:
<Orfeo> "if I had a hundred and eleven wishes, I'd have a hundred and twelve wishes, therefore by induction..."
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Quote #355:
<Nutsy> it doesn't actually specify the type of tree though, and for all we know that could have been a fully matured child, planted on a tree
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Quote #356:
<Sariel> Welcome to the realms of the damned!
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Quote #357:
 * Orfeo goes off to get painted
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Quote #358:
<Nutsy> imagine the cost of a scabbard for a giant mecha...
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Quote #359:
<Fade> 'Sorry the world have crashed due to an infinite Fade recursion error'
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Quote #360:
<lionfish> i'm lame - and you can't quote it hahahahaha!!!
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Quote #361:
<Sariel> I didn't know PCP shortened your lifespan?
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Quote #362:
<Orfeo> bot, tell fade he'd better hurry - there's a vampire there with orders to drop your friends into a vat of boiling oil at midnight exactly!
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Quote #363:
<Evil> damn - foiled again
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Quote #364:
<Good> if you kick me, I shall rejoin faster than you can possibly imagine...
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Quote #366:
<Sariel> Damnit... I keep backspacing to put in the apostrophes Im missing...
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Quote #367:
<Silver> #compsoc != #pain
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Quote #368:
<Oreo> i think you'll find oreo falls within the bounds of snackies, which is MY domain
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Quote #369:
<iBob> make my life hell
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Quote #370:
<Oreo> jesus, this testament thing is huge
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Quote #371:
<Oreo> argue with me and i shall beat you with my creamy centre!
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Quote #372:
<Oreo> I AM SNACKIES INCARNATE
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Quote #373:
<Fade> Not good...type on the first line...*sigh*
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Quote #374:
<Fade> I am the heh monster. Ph33r my heh.
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Quote #375:
<Jingly> If all our members sold their souls, we'd have a RAID controller in no time
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Quote #376:
<Jingly> I am a natural protoss
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Quote #377:
<Sariel> source.tar.gz is the only way to install stuff. ;-)
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Quote #378:
<Silver> And don't even think about asking what's wrong with Windows File Protection, since it'll get very messy, and people *will* get hurt.
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Quote #379:
 * Oreo doesn't have a homo-druid
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Quote #380:
<Rellik> and in the phillipines a dollar will buy you two sixteen-year-olds for a week
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Quote #381:
<Berg> i was going to do linux from scratch but i only have 5 weeks
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Quote #382:
<Berg> ----------------------------------------------------QUOTE-PREVENTION------------------------------------------
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Quote #383:
 * Evil is less evil provided he gets his milk
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Quote #384:
<ImwithAdam> fuck I'm gettin around a bit tonight
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Quote #385:
<Petana> GIVE ME A WHALE
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Quote #386:
 * SNACKIES WONDERS WHY THE HELL NOONE HAS QUOTED YET...
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Quote #387:
 * Petana wants pr0n
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Quote #388:
<Sariel> 'audi' is, of course, the root of words like 'audio'... and 'Nice Car'
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Quote #389:
<Oreo> it's vital so that you get the maximum bot pleasure tho...
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Quote #390:
 * Silver wishes he could speel
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Quote #391:
<MasterHo> hey Tom,sucky sucky fi'e dolla
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Quote #392:
<MasterPimp> hey bitch, i own your ass!
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Quote #393:
<Rellik> i know.. i should be more careful when applying makeup
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Quote #394:
<James> I have been dead but once already.
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Quote #395:
<Silver> cat beats vi any day.
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Quote #396:
<bucko> but reallly, I think the main thing slowing it down is just huge amounts of ... well, Perl
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Quote #397:
<lionfish> well atm the legs don't do much (except buckle under the weight of the mech)
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Quote #398:
<Silver> as a lesbian i find life hard from time to time....especially with all these women about
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Quote #399:
<Nutsy> I seem to have a lot of these dreams recently.....Fade is covered in chocolate and I,as snackie master,have a duty to lick it off.Its quite a nice dream actually
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Quote #400:
<Fade> who the fuck invented metal and what the hell were they on? That just isn't right!
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Quote #401:
 * Silver goes to find his "Linux is lame, but here's how to get round it" book... ;)
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Quote #402:
<Silver> If you don't know the blood type - they don't exist. :)
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Quote #403:
<Fade> I had to kill myself
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Quote #404:
<lionfish> you know at the pub a couple of months ago we were discussong how to interface with windows TCP/IP stack (from OSI layers 1+2)
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Quote #405:
<Sariel> The thought of Adam having more than one brother is too frightening to consider.
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Quote #406:
<Fade> I'm relativly sure I *never* hugged Silver.
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Quote #407:
<Sariel> "...Ring-0 to take them all and in the darkness bind them..."
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Quote #408:
<Oasis> Jesus can be made to look funny, serious, etc. Oasis can only be made to look damned cool.
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Quote #410:
<lionfish> [d - for real]
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Quote #411:
<Silver> |<-- Sariel has left irc.warwickcompsoc.co.uk (DIE, LINUS TORVALDS! DIE!)
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Quote #412:
 * Chunky offers Berg his nipple clamps
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Quote #413:
<Sariel> *important
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Quote #414:
<Sariel> So it's not overly impotant, then.
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Quote #415:
<bucko> SHE'S GOT A SHARPENED MANGO!
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Quote #416:
<Chunky> I use redhat, its far easier than all this debian hippy crap
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Quote #417:
<Chunky> in fact, I could write better code in C while I was high on crack
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Quote #419:
<Sariel> Sluggy is by far the longest, biggest most time-wasting thing I can think of in the history of things that eat your time.
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Quote #420:
<Chunky> ANSI C++ has a sexy string class which is godlike
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Quote #421:
<Chunky> free discussion becomes impossible when you keep getting told you're going to hell
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Quote #423:
<Chunky> you'd control the entire word
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Quote #424:
<Sariel> Usually, this is the point where mothers point at said victim and say 'And that's what you'll end up like if you don't eat your greens'.
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Quote #425:
<bucko> infinity is lame
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Quote #426:
<Silver> So... um... why is Fade lame?
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Quote #427:
<Sariel> Damnit, are there really only that many 'H is lame' quotes?
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Quote #428:
<Silver> bot, have you been losing data again?
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Quote #429:
<Sariel> Mmmm.... tanks....
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Quote #430:
<lionfish> ag - i think cat > blah is better than vi blah
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Quote #431:
<Snoopy> change it all to PEE AITCH PEE!
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Quote #432:
<Sariel> You can blow virtual parellel ports out in vmware?
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Quote #433:
<Weirdo_God_of_Insani> The only obstacles in using infantry are findgin cover for them, transporting them to the location, and having enough of them to make a difference.
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Quote #434:
<Rellik> and if it was lame then i would have to use it.
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Quote #435:
<Fade> I have ceased being lame for the moment
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Quote #436:
<Berg> i don't believe it. i've been debugging code for an hour nearly, and the bug was that cheese has 6 letters not 5.
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Quote #437:
 * Silver watches Indexing Service rape his system...
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Quote #438:
<Sariel> d00d is an understatement.
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Quote #440:
<Rellik> they're coached by a stereotypical comical german :-)
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Quote #441:
<Sariel> Damnit, if you people want waez, just set up a #warez channel and don't tell us!
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Quote #442:
 * lionfish returns to stack-crippling (as it's easier than understanding #compsoc)
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Quote #443:
<Chunky> take a shitty PC, fix its specs, and then put it in a really girly case, then you have a Mac, barely usable as a mirror, let alone a computer.
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Quote #444:
<Sariel> All spaniards are girly nancyboys.
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Quote #445:
<bucko> sar, if I was recording home pr0n, I'd use the AC adapter
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Quote #446:
<Sariel> Death to the shrubs!
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Quote #447:
<Silver> Altavista, you bitches.
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Quote #448:
 * Sariel thinks Squall shoudl have just killed her, stolen the dog and shacked up with Quistis
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Quote #449:
<Jesus> there's one thing worse than leaving things in the fridge, and that's leaving them in the protective environment of the fridge during their youth, then moving them to room temperature for the 'world domination' phase.
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Quote #450:
<DrWatson> I've never actually used latex... is that a sin? :)
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Quote #451:
<DrWatson> It took me about 2 minutes to realise the other meaning of 'latex', actually...
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Quote #452:
<Jesus> THIS looks like a job for emergency pants!
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Quote #453:
<Fade> If the number of the beast is 666 then I guess the number of God is 1337?
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Quote #454:
<Jesus> sar - what with the sluggy, anime, demure appearance, i'm concerning it's only a matter of time before I become you
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Quote #455:
<DrWatson> Disclaimer: I would never condone sacrificing school pupils. Well, not unless they were little shits.
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Quote #456:
<Sariel> !bilinguate(it, en) Tosto quindi sono
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Quote #457:
<Machina> "I'll have one of those and ooo ooo THREE of those...and some of those and...ooo...never downloaded one of THOSE before"
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Quote #458:
<Machina> I can't believe that Swindon hasn't already been vapourised!
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Quote #459:
<Skumby> why do CD-RWs not come preformatted
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Quote #460:
<Psyco__> no point leaving some poor helpless female to be ravished by Jingly
%
Quote #461:
<Jesu> bot, tell $the_next_person_to_get_quoted congratulations, they have won a week's service on 107
%
Quote #462:
<Sariel> Heh. Speaking of cars, my Dad got a new printer a few weeks ago.
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Quote #463:
<Berg> everyone is with stacy
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Quote #464:
<Sariel> In fact, I could even go out and get a cat specifically so I could feed Capps' balls to it.
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Quote #465:
<Jesu> Please don't spam me with your member!
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Quote #466:
<Skumby> I don't have that many sponsors
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Quote #467:
<Rellik> Wow. Eric Clapton is above the laws of physics.
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Quote #468:
<FskingGroups> whore i will accept but not tart
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Quote #469:
<lionfish> *THE* PONG thing..
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Quote #470:
<Rellik> dear lord, please make jake not kill me
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Quote #471:
 * Rellik would like someone to dcc him some skillz
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Quote #472:
<Rellik> ficedula: disagree. If we have lame people installing OSs then the world will go downhill faster than Jake in a weelbarrow.
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Quote #474:
 * ficedula goes for caffeine
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Quote #476:
<Jingly> I seem to have gone from one working system to two half working systems :/
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Quote #477:
 * Psyco__ notes that Fade walks really quite fast around campus
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Quote #478:
<Psyco__> I think the spanish like their bunnies uniformed then.
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Quote #479:
<ficedula> Mmm, abstracted large-scale Quake deathmatches.
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Quote #480:
<Sariel> Or in Jesu's case, to east.
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Quote #481:
<Rellik> rootes, the moral cesspit of the universe
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Quote #482:
<Petana> snoopy: despite what they may have told you I'm not all that bad....i save aggression for the weekend and hypractiveness for thursdays....other than that I'm just a plain,ordinary freak
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Quote #483:
<Fade> How bizarre. Please excuse me whilst I retrieve my sanity.
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Quote #484:
<Rellik> "do you take this man, H of Lame, to be your LWH... through leet and through lame... through quake and discworld... for so long as you both shall type?"
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Quote #485:
<Sariel> Glare at me all you want, pr0nboy.
%
Quote #486:
<Sariel> If you don't feel comfortable with the death threats, just say so...
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Quote #487:
<Petana> I'm a happy,clappy freak girl
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Quote #488:
 * Petana sings "I'm a...slave,for you"
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Quote #489:
<Petana> thankyou Mr Bergin :P
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Quote #490:
<Petana> stoppit u silly sod!!!! :)
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Quote #491:
<Petana> "I'm a slave for u", "stop it you silly sod" "Thankyou Mr Bergin"
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Quote #492:
<Petana> argh stopit stopit stopit :)
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Quote #493:
<Snoopy> I was saying, BREASTIES
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Quote #494:
<Silver> I'm not quoting her... she has ops. :)
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Quote #495:
 * Jesu gets out the hacksaw - gimme one of them horns, bitch
%
Quote #496:
 * Petana leaves Rellik to do his buggering
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Quote #497:
<Petana> ARGH!NOONE is coming in my room tonight!
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Quote #498:
<Fade> quit hehing *bitch*. Thats *my* job
%
Quote #499:
<Jesu> what do you need karma for?
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Quote #500:
 * Petana removes a lump of Berg's flesh from her mouth
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Quote #501:
<Fade> Yes but Linux sucks
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Quote #502:
 * Jesu slaps Fade - Linux doesn't suck, it inhales
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Quote #503:
<Sariel> i'd not stretch to call myself beautiful either, Jesu.
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Quote #504:
<Vampyre> I've had an idea. I'm going to stop talking about writing projects and actually write mine. Bye
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Quote #505:
<Snoopy> I didn't watch porn when I was -5
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Quote #506:
 * Jesu is looking for meaning in his tired miserable little life
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Quote #507:
 * Silver wonders why he's browsing the web on Mozilla on his home box, over VNC from Uni... :/
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Quote #509:
<Silver> One of these days, I really will RTFM. But not yet.
%
Quote #511:
<Jesu> DrWatson: if you're used to swiping across your desktop and hitting the tiny minimise button in winamp, making that rail is easy...
%
Quote #512:
<Walter> I am the Angel of Death, yo.
%
Quote #513:
<Petana> argh i activated the long term one too......during the course of the night i appologise for random B O I N G ! ! !s
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Quote #514:
<Snoopy> the line is as smooth as silver's bottom here.
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Quote #515:
<Snoopy> poped - the action of usurping the pope.
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Quote #516:
 * Petana ravishes snoopy on the coffee table
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Quote #517:
 * Skumby slaps Skumby around a bit with a large trout
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Quote #518:
<Skumby> I really wonder about my flailing limbs sometimes
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Quote #519:
<Berg> yay free porn
%
Quote #521:
 * Rellik picks up Petana, and carries her off to their love house in the trees
%
Quote #522:
<Skumby> these, and othert freaky smileys can be found at your local dealer
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Quote #524:
<Rellik> we all abuse silver ;)
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Quote #525:
<Jingly> Hello Snoopy, my fine beagle-haired friend!
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Quote #526:
<Rellik> i'd invite you in but then i'd have to kill you
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Quote #528:
<Sariel> LAME LAME LAME.
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Quote #529:
<Psyco__> Does anyone have the Tigger Movie on DivX?
%
Quote #530:
<Jingly> No, I don't hit PCI cards as a general rule
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Quote #531:
<bucko> pine is too lame NOT to be used!
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Quote #532:
<Jingly> Windows XP is Win2k with bells on. However, it seems that alike the JHoD, some of the bells didn't quite make it.
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Quote #533:
<Fade> You are coming to this LAN if I have to kill you.
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Quote #534:
<Fade> Well, I could bring the corpse along
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Quote #535:
<Jingly> I wonder if you can get mini lightsabres for household cutting tasks?
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Quote #536:
 * Psyco__ feels Sariel
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Quote #537:
<lionfish> i've got 5 days to kill everyone in ITS...
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Quote #538:
 * lionfish gets a big pointy stick and beats www.warwick.ac.uk with it with a stick.
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Quote #539:
<Psyco__> ~vomm~ (whoops out his German light Sabre)
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Quote #540:
<Silver> You can kill me any time you want, just don't expect any moire work on the website. ;)
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Quote #541:
<T0PCAT> Who needs trust when you have a knife?
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Quote #542:
<Cyphus> I'd be greatful if you could remove my quota for the next few days
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Quote #543:
<Skumby> I hate swamps... they always suck
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Quote #545:
<bucko> I think I'm in fact too lame to decide on an answer
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Quote #546:
 * DrWatson doesn't want to fiddle with SuSE systems too much, I might poison my mind.
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Quote #548:
<T0PCAT> "I'm a dot-communist"
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Quote #549:
<Sariel> Note also that the bike *will* move faster come release, but the map developers are lame and haven't got the l337 reactions necessary to test their maps unless they slow it right down...
%
Quote #550:
<Sariel> You managed to find a phrase longer than ten words that you can translate into german without getting any accents at all!
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Quote #551:
<bucko> my method was "ram everything in and cross fingers" :)
%
Quote #552:
 * bucko 's called "Bounce"
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Quote #553:
<Petana> I've got sugar on
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Quote #555:
<Sariel> It's cheaper, easier, and ultimately more satisfying.
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Quote #556:
<JinglyBOT> The time is 13:37
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Quote #557:
<Skumby> I really hate americns
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Quote #558:
<Psyco__> Skumby, let me womm you ffs
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Quote #559:
<Skumby> I'm tempted to do DrWatson too, but then he'd get it twice
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Quote #560:
 * Jingly goes to commit /more/ mass suicides
%
Quote #561:
<Silver> Sariel: Mozilla suddenly decided that, yes, it /whould/ like the remaining 700MB of virtual memory I had free...
%
Quote #562:
 * Skumby is confused... should really have this bound to a key...
%
Quote #563:
<T0PCAT> "why do women like tetris? it's the tidying up dynamic"
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Quote #564:
<Sariel> Damnit, why are all the shops shut at 2 in the morning?!?
%
Quote #565:
<Sariel> Flinks... sounds like a collective noun for a group of freaks...
%
Quote #566:
<Rellik> Will the real James Ross please stand up?
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Quote #567:
<Skumby> hey. I had nothing to do with this. I was pulling a switzerland
%
Quote #568:
<Rellik> they didn't *beat* you did they?
%
Quote #569:
<Rellik> Jingly, you ooze muck.
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Quote #570:
 * Jingly is aiming to hit the 145hour LAN mark :)
%
Quote #571:
<Rellik> And on the 8th day, God said "Let them Resume."
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Quote #572:
 * Silver runs away creaming
%
Quote #573:
<ficedula> Come on, Squall was emotionally deprived. He kind of had to rescue Rinoa; she was the only person who failed to notice his immense psychological instabilities.
%
Quote #574:
<ficedula> This 56k modem seems almost like an internet connection until you try and download something...
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Quote #575:
<bucko> henry always looks so ... unclean
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Quote #576:
<PetanaOreoRellik> tom was trying to get my lizards to have sex and make baby lizards
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Quote #577:
<PetanaOreoRellik> Quote Tom: my foot needed a good jerking
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Quote #578:
<PetanaOreoRellik> Rellik is a lil bit wet
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Quote #579:
<PetanaOreoRellik> argh Lizard sex again?!!!I can't cope with all this porn!
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Quote #580:
<Skumby> germans were born to wear trenchcoats
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Quote #581:
<PetanaOreo> Stacy's just whoring herself again
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Quote #582:
 * Petana is a dirty whore
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Quote #583:
<Fade> I'm Evil, He's Good. Its *what we do*
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Quote #584:
<Skumby> treat me like I'm thick, bar the big letters
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Quote #585:
<lionfish> recursive solution NOT going to plan...
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Quote #586:
<Petana> death by pink fluffy things?
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Quote #587:
<Skumby> we don't care if the code works or not, just that there are comments
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Quote #588:
<NiMBUS> "strange" and "freaky" and "makes no sense" are nothing unusual here and no reason to be afraid - remember, we're compsoc! :)
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Quote #589:
 * Silver runs away from Petana screaming and scared for his life
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Quote #590:
<Petana> imacs r cool
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Quote #591:
 * Fade sits and fumes quietly
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Quote #592:
<Skumby> mmmmm... is there anything better than killing explorer windows, cos if there is, I haven't found it
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Quote #593:
<Chrispy> Excessive alcohol consumption is the ONLY way to cure post-female complication syndrome.
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Quote #594:
<Sariel> I need to go find some wet'n'dry to lap my old one and stick that in, but I just haven't got around to it.
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Quote #595:
<NiMBUS> <paranoia> maybe M$ deliberately made it enabled by default as a backdoor so they could break into people's computers. </paranoia>
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Quote #596:
<DrWatson> Plus, vi is on every unix machine, anywhere, pretty much. If you take the time to learn it, you're eenveencible! ;)
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Quote #597:
 * DrWatson <=> root <=> god
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Quote #598:
<Rellik> There's a #parcelforce?
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Quote #599:
<Fade> [13:59] *** sbucko|potroom has joined #compsoc
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Quote #600:
<Skumby> heh... JinglyBOT doesn't do Phear..
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Quote #601:
<Sariel> Then curl up in a foetal ball and wail a high note as you roll sideways down the path - they only let crazy nuts that way.
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Quote #602:
<DrWatson> Silver is a - in fact, the - ToSA.
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Quote #603:
<T0PCAT> I just pinged myself ;-)
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Quote #604:
 * DrWatson goes looking for some *Hot Stuff*!!!!!!!!!
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Quote #605:
<Rellik> mm. Petana and DrWatson thrusting in the post office queue.
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Quote #606:
<Fade> you see I'm /sure/ Henry told me at some point outside CS1.04....except I wasn't listening
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Quote #607:
<Fade> um...yes...I'd comment but I currently appear to be listening to the chemical brothers, which I suspect invalidates anything I say.
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Quote #608:
<Fade> I need to get really really really drunk.
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Quote #609:
<Jingly> The only downside to DrunkyFade is that it contradicts DriveyFade, who is kinda cool too
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Quote #610:
<Skumby> I went sideways, bounced off the right wall, slewed across, bounced off the left wall then carried on... at 180 mph, after launching Coultard... needless to say, I was surprised I still had all my bits
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Quote #611:
<Silver> I'd say "lame", but I can't be bothered.
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Quote #612:
<Oreo> must not quote... must not quote...
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Quote #613:
<Jesu> Outlook Express: "Message Could Not Be Displayed. I Sux0r"
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Quote #614:
 * Silver grrs at lionfish - windows is very secure by default - it's just that people keep insisting on *using* it.
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Quote #616:
<Oreo> must not quote... must not quote...
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Quote #617:
<Fade> Silver?! Fly off the handle?! I could never believe that
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Quote #618:
<T0PCAT> I am the original lionfish stalker
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Quote #619:
<ficedula> You have wasps? Ours died before penetrating the outer shield (AKA the "Dave Black Effect")
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Quote #620:
<T0PCAT> but together we combine to form the ultimate lionfish stalker ultra bot
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Quote #624:
<Sariel> MSDN is installable - but they put special anti-user logic on - different with each release - that prevents anyone who doesn't work for Microsoft from installing it in less than half an hour.
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Quote #625:
<Sariel> Or, alternatively, 'Plate of Salad'. Just as denigrating, but less vulgar.
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Quote #626:
<lionfish> and then stabbed a random person on the way out.
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Quote #627:
 * lionfish makes a mental note to wear clothes...otherwise people might be suspicious.
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Quote #628:
<Jingly> I am wommed out
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Quote #629:
<ficedula> To be honest, if the Rage supports it too, I can't imagine /any/ card not working...
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Quote #630:
<T0PCAT> the bot is now our collective bitch
%
Quote #631:
<Jingly> I think I'll make a real lightsabre in the summer
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Quote #632:
<Skumby> w00t! they're changing the laws of physics
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Quote #633:
<Silver> At least I can listen to Stacy's breadcast thingy... :)
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Quote #634:
 * Silver grins and returns to buggering
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Quote #635:
<Fade> automated backups are great, they have all the benefits of a back-up except you don't forget to do them
%
Quote #636:
<Fade> I refuse to seriously consider a language that won't allow me to fuck with my operators (which means currently I compare C++ with SML ;-))
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Quote #637:
<Fade> I'm never going to catch him. Not unless I kill him first anyway.
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Quote #638:
<Fade> damnit, if I'd wanted that quoted I would have made it explicit that I was refering to Sariel
%
Quote #639:
<Fade> but I'm a good thirty quotes behind and I have been for the best part of the year
%
Quote #642:
<Fade> GOD DAMN IT STOP QUOTING EVERYTHING I SAY!
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Quote #643:
<Fade> I pretty sure you need a forcequote or something
%
Quote #644:
<Skumby> the mental image of Mike just poinging in his room is... disturbing
%
Quote #645:
<DrWatson> I have this urge to jump around my room and spontaneously grow long hair to thrash it about with an air guitar
%
Quote #646:
<Rellik> jake's only as scary as an unstoppable something with lots of knives running at you very quickly
%
Quote #647:
 * Psyco__ admits Jingly is damn good at the game.
%
Quote #649:
<Jingly> I am most impressed by the longevity of this packet of mint imperials.
%
Quote #650:
<Sariel> Screw that... I'm stupid! (And you can't quote me on that)
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Quote #651:
 * Silver starts burning...
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Quote #652:
<Silver> Go fuck youself, Berg.
%
Quote #653:
<bucko> Opera wouldn't suck so much if it wasn't so LAME
%
Quote #654:
 * Silver has no idea how much your average ho sucks
%
Quote #655:
<Jingly> if people want to throw stuff, thats what LANs are for :P
%
Quote #656:
<Skumby> H is a blade sucker
%
Quote #657:
<Rellik> I'm not quite sure what's /at/ that particular memory address, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't like being poked.
%
Quote #658:
<Skumby> It's Fucked! Yay!
%
Quote #659:
<Silver> "No feeding the Jingly."
%
Quote #660:
<DrWatson> Disturbed is, IMO, good stuff for playing loudly out of an open window at couples making out on the grass outside in the sunshine to discourage them ;)
%
Quote #662:
<Brown> There is a very big argument going on about this; ministers are using extremely strong language about the French.
%
Quote #663:
<Skumby> oh crap... I've pissed myself... it's thats funny
%
Quote #664:
 * Petana P O I N G ! ! ! 's
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Quote #665:
<Psyco__> arse, it can't get the m00ing.
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Quote #667:
<Jingly> yeah, well Jake just speaks crap all the time so statistically something vaguely amusing is bound to turn up now and again
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Quote #668:
<Jingly> Please don't note down everything I do and don't do - it'll cost a fortune in stationery
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Quote #670:
<Jesu> christ, it's like irc in my inbox!
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Quote #671:
<lionfish> oops - too many dooodoos.. :\
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Quote #672:
 * Psyco__ is waiting to be quoted
%
Quote #673:
<Psyco__> NTL do occasionally rat their phone lines, leaving your line randomly munched through removing you from the "entire customer base" length queue and dropping you into a pit of oblivion.
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Quote #674:
<T0PCAT> Error 404: No whores found
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Quote #675:
<bucko> right, what's a merge sort?
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Quote #676:
<Silver> Recursion, on the whole, works better if it terminates.
%
Quote #677:
<Skumby> after all, the majority of integers are odd
%
Quote #678:
<Fade> Its a quote-fest!
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Quote #679:
<lionfish> I'm going to animé®
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Quote #680:
<Psyco__> I wish the people upstairs would either turn down the bass on their stereo, stop doing river dance impressions as hard as they could, or just shag a little more gently while I'm trying to revise.
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Quote #681:
<Jingly> Stop sharing porn H ;)
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Quote #682:
<Rellik> you would too, you mad crazy nit
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Quote #683:
 * Fade puts its sabre away and casually walks away
%
Quote #684:
 * Petana is now known again as "Petana randier than the average lizard"
%
Quote #685:
<Skumby> The rocket launcher wouldn't be as effective if I could have a server update between firing and impact
%
Quote #686:
<Sariel> Duncan: If I want to play Online, yes. On the other hand, I have a 56.6 modem which I share with Lame and Stalin, so I don't really want to try gaming online... ;-)
%
Quote #687:
 * Rellik clares at Silver
%
Quote #688:
 * Clare insults Janet
%
Quote #689:
 * Sariel congratulates Silver on his l337 signup-option fu
%
Quote #690:
<Sariel> But Duncan, if you had 170, your seventeen would be ten times the seventeen H's seventeen is.
%
Quote #691:
<Rellik> wtf were you trying to quote? "kill_henry"? that's lame and you deserve a slap for it.
%
Quote #692:
<Skumby> the world is full of drooling morons
%
Quote #693:
<Jingly> Today's unfeasibly long word: quasimonochromaticity
%
Quote #694:
<ficedula> We are considering putting Tech Support on our friends & family list, however.
%
Quote #695:
<lionfish> i think the ones in AirFare are "manic depressant" and "kill me now, for the love of god..." AND "I am the angel of death: The time of purification is at hand".
%
Quote #696:
<Fade> the thing about !randomq is that it's addictive - one little quote and your hooked....you just can't get enough....
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Quote #697:
<lionfish> Sariel has no right to have more than 130 quotes...
%
Quote #698:
<fice> Only two quotes about the Angel of Death, then. We need more.
%
Quote #699:
<Vampyre> i just do anything that looks right
%
Quote #700:
<Skumby> I'm dangerously close to hitting myself with a spade
%
Quote #701:
<Jingly> no latin in here please its not the status quo
%
Quote #702:
<Chunky> nope, but I can nip downstairs and get the camel if need be
%
Quote #703:
<Silver> No, not the keybindings!
%
Quote #704:
<Fade> I see arrogence in you, young one, arrogence lead to defeat, defeat leads to anger, anger leads to the dark side. Come. Join me.
%
Quote #705:
 * DrWatson doesn't know anything
%
Quote #706:
<Rellik> "Oi! you! off! You're 40 years too early!"
%
Quote #707:
<ficedula> "I see this contest cannot be settled with our knowledge of the force. Let us see who has the coolest dress sense."
%
Quote #708:
<Jingly> H only you could claim a man wearing a helmet has no helmetyness
%
Quote #709:
<Fade> the guy clearly has a chin
%
Quote #710:
<Jingly> Who's to say Vader's chin doesnt get cut off later?
%
Quote #711:
<Fade> yeah, the bot sucks a lot
%
Quote #712:
<Rellik> whoever programmed the bot needs shooting.
%
Quote #713:
<Jingly> I can own them all
%
Quote #714:
<Fade> That was so bad I'm feeling physical pain Jesu
%
Quote #715:
<ficedula> I thought the answer to Take That and Boyzone was "Piss off"
%
Quote #716:
<Oreo> like a lightsabre, but good to eat too
%
Quote #717:
<bucko> I want to know who this guy is, with more disk space than myself
%
Quote #718:
<Petana> Phillip Warr - Occupation  :awaiting assassination
%
Quote #719:
<Sariel> We only buy top of the range military hardware here in Compsoc.
%
Quote #720:
<Jingly> By reading this statement I agree that I am lame.
%
Quote #721:
<Sariel> Pointers are *for* introducing obscure bugs that take weeks to track down!
%
Quote #722:
<Sariel> <hopeful> They've cancelled the exams? </hopeful>
%
Quote #723:
<T0PCAT> and if you say the T0P half, I'll kill you for crimes against humour
%
Quote #724:
<iBob> Ok, which of you bitches G-Lined me...
%
Quote #726:
<Sariel> I'd be telling my brother to stay away, and that's without the threat of cooped-up-geeks (Also known as the Stacy effect)
%
Quote #727:
<Sariel> And none of that 'If you strike me down...' bollocks. I've heard it soooo many times, and it's not worked for anyone yet.
%
Quote #728:
<ficedula> I never wanted to be a computer scientist ... I wanted to be a lumberjack!
%
Quote #730:
<bucko> well, there needs to be some more touches and things
%
Quote #731:
<ficedula> /Some/ people get it installed within weeks of registering, in much the same way that some people win money on the lottery - someone has to.
%
Quote #732:
<Sariel> Heh. That's a *lot* of whores.
%
Quote #733:
<Psyco__> Silver I have a friend who needs help
%
Quote #735:
<Sar> He has to hand the valuable reference tome "Junior Illustrated Encyclopaedia to JavaScript"
%
Quote #736:
<Sar> And, of course, his collection of singing potatoes, but they don't know much JS.
%
Quote #737:
<Fade> yeah, otherwise your face would be out of balance with the force
%
Quote #738:
<Fade> probably get me locked up. And out of the Neural exam.
%
Quote #739:
<Sar> Also, I'm hopped-up on kibbled rye and minstrels...
%
Quote #740:
<Sariel> "Just a faint fucking reminder of who I used to be..."
%
Quote #741:
<Sariel> I don't feel like playing chess - how about global thermonuclear war?
%
Quote #742:
<Sariel> I'd make them give us free beer in all the lectures.
%
Quote #743:
<Rellik> that's what we want. More H-bashing. Mor...hey!
%
Quote #744:
<Petana> Sariel knows his stuff
%
Quote #745:
<Sar> And dont forget to get colour-coded ammo so we can see who's fault the mess is. :-P
%
Quote #746:
<Toaster> not compsoc members = subhuman, right?
%
Quote #747:
<Toaster> Henry's lameness is self-evident
%
Quote #748:
 * Toaster wonders why he feels compelled to insult Henry all the time....
%
Quote #749:
 * Toaster wonders how long Skumby's been looking at his thingy....
%
Quote #751:
<Skumby> hang on a min.. /me is in pop-up hell after trying to find a crack
%
Quote #752:
<Jingly> hmmm 7orange whips....
%
Quote #753:
<iBob> put it this way - was it better than bubblewrap?
%
Quote #754:
<Robo> *nothing* is better than bubble wrap
%
Quote #755:
<ficedula> I was unaware Jedi mind tricks could go via TCP/IP. Which RFC is that??!
%
Quote #756:
<Skumby> anything but the evils
%
Quote #757:
 * Skumby strokes his evil
%
Quote #758:
<Sariel> Final proof that yes, Martin Cambell Kelly is just as sad as we thought he was.
%
Quote #759:
 * Sariel is slightly disturbed as to how each and every sheet of paper he has written history notes on seems to be framed with pictures of people waving sharp bits of weaponry arond
%
Quote #760:
<Fade> I'm not even a little psycotic. I mean apart from all the mental illnesses!
%
Quote #761:
<Silver> Oh crap - I'm out of caffinated drinks. I'm screwed now.
%
Quote #762:
<Psyco__> I don't think I have enough fatty tissue on my body to make a breast, let alone a pair.
%
Quote #763:
<Actinia> 10oh god, the keys keep moving
%
Quote #764:
 * Sariel makes a note to limit his exposure to extraneous girls
%
Quote #766:
<Actinia> 10noone in their right mind woiuld make you wait jake
%
Quote #767:
<Skumby> If you're planning on staying awake for the whole day, don't lie down and close your eyes
%
Quote #768:
 * Skumby hasn't got the faintest idea what you look like
%
Quote #769:
 * ficedula would like to say that DCS sux0rs
%
Quote #771:
<Fade> Shooting me is bad for my health
%
Quote #772:
<Silver> You now have a wet Silver pinned to your wall. Happy?
%
Quote #773:
<bucko> Use the source, Luke!
%
Quote #774:
<NiMBUS> "<!-- There are no tyops in this web page.>"
%
Quote #775:
<ficedula> Freakish !=> (!cute)
%
Quote #776:
 * Sariel agrees to let Actinia rape his ass with tentacles
%
Quote #777:
<Silver> I'm not here really. :)
%
Quote #778:
<ficedula> He may be intelligent, but he's certainly a fanatical zealot, which I don't see as much better than being stupid.
%
Quote #779:
<Sariel> I've been shelling out cash for licenced software - if only I'd known, all I had to do was get sucked into my computer Tron-style and fall down a hole while being chased by an alligator, and all the licensed software I'd ever want is just sitting there in a big box! 
%
Quote #780:
<Chunky> as well as those dumbass debian scumbags
%
Quote #781:
<Chunky> in fact, the last time I saw something head for a brick wall this fast, aryton senna was driving
%
Quote #782:
<Sar> The ways of Silver are mysterious and not to be comprehended by mortal man...
%
Quote #783:
<Oreo> do not meddle in the affair of silver, for he is subtle and quick to anger?
%
Quote #784:
<Sariel> I just got pornspam in some character set I don't have installed...
%
Quote #785:
 * Petana thinks Berg liked the M16 she got him
%
Quote #786:
<Petana> Free sex is not as good as sex for 5p
%
Quote #787:
<MXW> you show him child's toy, I kill you
%
Quote #788:
<iBob> Petana: so, do they mind you broadcasting pr0n over the campus network?
%
Quote #789:
<lionfish> lionfish_immune_system: Aww fuck it.
%
Quote #790:
<Jingly> There's a duck orgy going on on BBC2
%
Quote #791:
 * Petana has to go see a man about a candle for some breasts
%
Quote #792:
 * Skumby dislikes bank holidays because all the decent f00d shops are closed, leaving the westwood f00d place, which serves regurgitated shit
%
Quote #793:
<Fade> So the brain transplant went well then?
%
Quote #794:
<Rellik> it's great; i never get quoted, as all my phrases are just so self-referential
%
Quote #795:
<bucko> Is being called blade by H more or less insulting than from anyone else? I mean, does his lameness make him no authority on lame, or does it mean that anything he thinks is lame must be _REALLY_ lame?
%
Quote #796:
<Drunken> I play hockey, I have rowed for the university, I have been a member of the sailing club this year, I could drink all of CompSoc under the table on beer (most likely) yet I am still a geek (and proud of it).
%
Quote #797:
<P5YCHO> yes. The porn usage comes from a noodle soup which apparently has similar consistency and colour
%
Quote #798:
 * Toaster knows not of 'sparks of amusement'
%
Quote #799:
<Jingles> That film is a saucy as a McDonald's Big Dipper with extra mayo
%
Quote #800:
<iBob> God begat Jesus begat Fade begat Evil
%
Quote #801:
<Silver> I'm not lazy, damn it, I'm nocturnal.
%
Quote #802:
 * Petana never does that...despite what EVERYONE thinks ;)
%
Quote #803:
<Jingles> Yes, soon you will be no more than an interferometric conjugate first order replay of your former self.... Muaahahaa
%
Quote #804:
<Petana> well what about the sex soc?
%
Quote #805:
<Robo> are there enough people interested in sex though ?
%
Quote #806:
 * MXW uses FORCE LAG to reduce Jingly's machine to 3 fps
%
Quote #807:
<Silver> rofl @ idea of DrWatson "wiggling"
%
Quote #808:
<Skumby> I think it got stuck under a fat woman earlier
%
Quote #809:
<Psyco__> Those were not the words you were looking for...
%
Quote #810:
<bucko> "Her Majesties Pleasure"? As if the queen is going to endorse a vibrator. I'm sure she keeps hte best ones to herself.
%
Quote #811:
<bucko> petana, I am bucko, nice to meat you!
%
Quote #812:
<NiMBUS> damn you Silver, you type too fast to quote
%
Quote #814:
<Skumby> What is the age of consent of a horse?
%
Quote #815:
<bucko> Hell, I quite like rellik, but allegedly you have to get to know him to realise his true lame potential.
%
Quote #816:
<Skumby> sorry bout that Jingly, but that server had a scarily high number of 12 year olds
%
Quote #817:
<Mendoza> fear Tae Kwon Do and our fish based skillz
%
Quote #818:
<Mendoza> yah my first quote
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Quote #819:
<iBob> in other words, the addition of a hair does not violate the vampire property
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Quote #820:
<T0PCAT> mmm, lesbian thing
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Quote #821:
<Petana> mmm willow lesbian thing
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Quote #822:
<Mendoza> great minds think alike
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Quote #823:
<Mendoza> mmm... Willow lesbian thing
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Quote #826:
<T0PCAT> at this point, someone usually mentions mecha
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Quote #827:
<Mendoza> irc just means i get to insult 15 people simultaneously - god bless the internet
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Quote #828:
<Mendoza> thats kinda a good reason, though its worrying i seem to be a constant source of quotage
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Quote #829:
<bucko> !almostquote <nick> [ <nick> [ <nick> [ <nick> ... ] ] ] ]
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Quote #830:
<Rellik> yeah but people /will/ be lame whatever you do
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Quote #831:
<Mendoza> funny, my ballot paper made no mention of Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Quote #832:
<bucko> "Excuse me, I'm just going next door to burn the catholics".
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Quote #833:
<Mendoza> like sacrificing babies or something
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Quote #836:
<NiMBUS> damn it, I knew 2 computers wouldn't be enough
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Quote #837:
 * Petana wants some!!!
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Quote #838:
 * Silver pokes Rellik with the hentai tenticles
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Quote #839:
<Sar> As in Hot Pissed Buns.
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Quote #840:
<iBob> Fade: I'll kick your ass. Just as soon as I get some skills...
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Quote #841:
<Silver> I like creaming all day long
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Quote #842:
<MXW> IIIIIIIIIII love the smell of manure
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Quote #843:
<Mendoza> everytime i  hear the phrase 'paradigm shift' i get an uncontrollable urge to hit someone
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Quote #844:
<Minty_Mendoza> With my minty breath no one will be able to resist me!
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Quote #846:
<Petana> bucko|rev\DMII\P\DE: anal was shit!Left 40mins b4 the end
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Quote #847:
<NiMBUS> would quote "w99t" if it wasn't too short to quote.
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Quote #848:
 * Skumby loves drag-n-drop and wants to have it's babies
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Quote #849:
 * Petana will be around to entertain Rellik after this week
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Quote #850:
<MXW> what am I bid?
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Quote #852:
<Mendoza> damnit, i've come back as a snail. I must have been bad.
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Quote #853:
<Mendoza> and John F Kennedy isn't even in CompSoc!
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Quote #854:
<Skumby> If you gave a powerball legs, arms and a head, you'd have Lionfish
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Quote #855:
<Jingly> Unfortunately my laptop doesnt seem to have a spoon interface socket
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Quote #856:
<MXW> My name is Maximum Weasel, and I'm a wommoholic
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Quote #857:
<Jingly> I WANT WINDOWS 98!!!!!
%
Quote #858:
 * Jingly has a Royal Orgy
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Quote #859:
<Jingly> This beer is looking at me invitingly
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Quote #860:
<Jingly> *** Rellik changes topic to 'Tom's fancy man is called Julian'   <Mendoza_> exactly
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Quote #861:
 * iBob has his way with Oreo
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Quote #862:
<Jingly> *Where* in the *world*? 6Jingly World!
%
Quote #863:
 * Mendoza wonders if he hasn't joined #ninjasoc by accident
%
Quote #864:
<iBob> i'm the choir starter! twisted choir starter!
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Quote #865:
<Skumby> ooooo! sluggy! Sluggy will ease the pain!
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Quote #866:
<DrWatson> <!-- These are not the typos you're looking for -->
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Quote #867:
 * Nutsy stares at Nutsy
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Quote #868:
<Jingles4> We are Jingly
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Quote #869:
<JinglymasPrime> Jinglybots, transform and roll out
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Quote #870:
<Jingles> Us CSE students usually say 'pull that lead out and stick it back in a few times'
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Quote #871:
<Jesus> there was this one time... at Nutsy camp...
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Quote #872:
 * Sariel shuts down to switch in different network card
%
Quote #873:
 * MXW slaps self round face with a twelve inch badger
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Quote #875:
<Jingly> That was TOO good an opportunity for me not to show lameness
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Quote #876:
<Jingly> so every now and then I have to vent lameness
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Quote #877:
<Skumby> "I've half fallen asleep"?
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Quote #878:
<Skumby> but now you can't quote..
%
Quote #879:
<Skumby> mwahaha! I have started a craze.. I think I shall call it LUNCH
%
Quote #880:
<Jingly> Stop spooning me lionfish!
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Quote #881:
<Jingly> A film is always worth watching if it involves thermonuclear devices
%
Quote #882:
<iBob> "Sorry, I'm too busy sucking right now"
%
Quote #883:
<Jingly> My CDR pen is going MAD!
%
Quote #884:
<ficedula> If he managed to do that from uni, with me in my room the whole time without noticing it, I have new founded respect for this whole "Christian" thing...
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Quote #885:
<Rellik> you'd be surprised how illogical a logic exam can be
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Quote #886:
<Skumby> mmmm... pumping llamas..
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Quote #887:
<NiMBUS> you don't think Unix people actually *believe* the crap they spout, do you? :)
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Quote #888:
<Jesu> Sariel - you think I'm letting *you* near *my head* with *knives*?
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Quote #889:
<ficedula> Unbeknownst to most of us, Sar is also trained in the lethal arts of hairdressing.
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Quote #892:
<T0PCAT> *** Italy Has Quit WorldCup (Connection Reset By South Korea)
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Quote #893:
<NiMBUS> I'm not entirely sury *why* I think this - just past experience of C's suckiness somehow suggests it ;)
%
Quote #894:
 * Jingly curses the lord of computer fayres 'Why have you forsaken us! Give us this day our daily CDR!'
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Quote #896:
<lionfish> [like in "Hack Sign" - i can't logout!
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Quote #897:
<Skumby> I'd put them as having a slightly larger market share than Force-feedback joysticks and other vibrating things, which are still sold even tho people claim they destroy capillaries and nerve endings in the hands
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Quote #898:
<DrWatson> So you're saying you don't do non-single negatives in a way that's not really very un-good at all?
%
Quote #899:
<Petana> I'M FEMALE!!!I'M MEANT TO HAVE THE MOODSWINGS!!!!WHO DARES TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME??
%
Quote #900:
 * Silver sighs and can't be bothered beating Psyco__ into a bloody pulp
%
Quote #901:
<Mendoza> Look! That ride is moving! It is, it's moving! Ok so I might have just blinked, but I swear it was moving!
%
Quote #902:
<Wheatus> We fully support people stealing our music
%
Quote #903:
<Jesu_> fice - disadvantage of having short timeouts... i time out...
%
Quote #904:
 * ficedula looks around for a gun to shoot the dog that's been barking outside his window ALL FUCKING DAY
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Quote #905:
<Skumby> Trying to get to sleep at 2am last night and there were lots of people doing... something.. outside my window
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Quote #906:
<Rellik> honestly - i expect it to be something good - pr0n even - but no, he's dling manga. MANGA!!!
%
Quote #907:
<Rellik> you could cut the butter with a knife. tension. you could cut the *tension* with a knife.
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Quote #908:
<bucko> Football is the reason my door is open.
%
Quote #909:
<Rellik> "oh no... someone brushed my nose... must make out like it's been broken" - Rivaldo
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Quote #911:
<Jingly> James, either you sigh and be miserable (like usual) or we'll have to take action
%
Quote #912:
<Psyco__> the mind isn't the only thing first years have worth fucking with.
%
Quote #913:
<Skumby> Do you have nothing better to do than make me bing?
%
Quote #914:
<Jingly> The launderette r0x0rs. Where else can you sit and try to spot obscure women's undergarments rotating at high speed?
%
Quote #915:
<Jingly> H has a particularly low lameness absorption cooefficient
%
Quote #916:
<Skumby> I've been eaten by NWN
%
Quote #917:
<DrWatson> I'm sure it will come up with some sort of error somewhere if I don't do it right, and who knows, it may even be a helpful error!
%
Quote #918:
<Mendoza> don't you remember the bbq scene from the empire strikes back?
%
Quote #919:
<bucko> I'm the Man of Stel, Jingleh.
%
Quote #920:
<MXW> I had this sudden urge to ask you where the dairy products were
%
Quote #921:
<MXW> If that was a black belt grading then I'm a blouse-wearing poodle-walker
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Quote #922:
 * MXW is scared of Petana
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Quote #923:
<Petana> i learnt to play football at 3......at about 7 i used to get my older mate robert in goal...belt the ball as hard ass poss at.........then he would double up and the ball would roll in
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Quote #924:
<Mendoza> my soft dainty skin can't cope with them
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Quote #925:
<MXW> How many times did I have to kick him in the head?
%
Quote #926:
<Mendoza> just beat me up on tuesday, that'll make you feel better
%
Quote #927:
<Jingly> It doesnt help that we sit around, eat crap, drink crap, don't sleep and generally bum around for 3 days
%
Quote #928:
<Berg> you know what...I am a big wanker...infact I'm the biggest wanker in the whole wide world
%
Quote #929:
<DrWatson> Petana: You have breasts. That may actually prove to be an asset on the exec, especially in persuading the (male) techies in the union to do stuff for us ;)
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Quote #930:
<bucko> "His Lame"? Is that some sort of title? "Please welcome, His Lame himself, Henry!"
%
Quote #931:
<bucko> Sar: I actually did earlier, oddly enough. I just forgot I did, and forgot I could. I am lame.
%
Quote #932:
<iBob_> "Actinia|Out is now known as REllik. REllik is now known as REelik. REelik is now known as Rellik."
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Quote #933:
<Jingly> I have a degree now, you can't expect me to be capable of independent thought
%
Quote #934:
<Petana> i live in a shit hole...my shit hole needs packing....how the fuck do u pack a hole full of shit?
%
Quote #935:
<Jingly> I have 10.1.7.212 mapped to a nuclear missile - for the love of GOD don't ping it
%
Quote #936:
<lionfish> ...i think i must be playing 'life' on EASY...
%
Quote #937:
<Skumby> If I typed at excessively 1337 speeds, I'd get a brain underrun and just sit there drooling very 10s
%
Quote #938:
<lionfish> it's okay to express an opinion as long as it's right.
%
Quote #939:
<DrWatson> Cool! I killed the united kingdom!
%
Quote #940:
<Mendoza> Petana: I'm fairly confident that Prince Harry doesn't sell his body for 5p
%
Quote #941:
<DrWatson> only 6 bottles? Sodding hell... Prince Harry is a *lightweight*!!!! ;)
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Quote #942:
<Rellik> prince harry is a nancy lightweight
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Quote #943:
<Rellik> Mmm Ann Summers
%
Quote #944:
<Silver> Don't "mmm" me, bitch.
%
Quote #945:
<Sariel> I'd quote that, if it wasn't so obviously bait. ;-)
%
Quote #946:
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam. Small and unimpressive. Likes to wander. Answers to the name of 'Keith'. Please email DrWatson.
%
Quote #947:
<_> give me ops so i can become the perl default array!
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Quote #948:
<Berg> mmm, diced Sariel
%
Quote #949:
 * Actinia screws on the silencer
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Quote #950:
<Mendoza> look, when it comes down to it, you have to ask yourself, which is shiniest. and clearly its the intellimouse
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Quote #951:
<Mendoza> gentle vibrations? is that so it appeals to girls?
%
Quote #952:
<ficedula> Now, if it had a 'kill paperclip' button with an autofire option on it, THAT'D be useful.
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Quote #953:
<P5YCHO> bucko: that's called wrapping the problem in a layer of BS
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Quote #954:
 * Silver nukes the silence - that ought to shut it up
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Quote #955:
<DrWatson> Otherwise, damnit, I'm going to *have* to cave and read the docs
%
Quote #956:
<Mendoza> well, if i die, i'll die knowing i can beat all of you at Starcraft ;-)
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Quote #957:
<Psyco__> I hate it when people tell me to do things which permenantly and irreversally effect the health of my desktop.
%
Quote #958:
<iBob> I was being lame
%
Quote #959:
<Mendoza> ok, i draw the line at japanese colloquialisms
%
Quote #960:
 * Mendoza has been to america, and has seen there safety railing of various shapes and sizes
%
Quote #962:
<Mendoza> no, mainly because you just made that up
%
Quote #963:
<Psyco__> And I had to drive to Durham yesterday morning for work, and drive back this afternoon, so I'm tired and hot and hungry and pissed off and want to kill Silver.
%
Quote #964:
<michael> me remebers maplin giving him LEDs with a happy feeling :-D
%
Quote #965:
<Jingly> I can't help but think that Savlan sounds like some sort of medical bandage
%
Quote #966:
<bucko> Wow, I've never been !almostquote-ed before...
%
Quote #967:
<Rellik> slap him. this is what smaller brothers are for
%
Quote #968:
<Mendoza> oh well, at least i have 78 episodes of Buffy and Willow lesbiany goodness
%
Quote #969:
<Jingly> [15:35] <Jingly> C++ is fine, especially since you've got a good understanding of Java [15:35] <JinglyBOT> Karma to C.
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Quote #970:
<Silver> Perl's no loss - unless you want to freak people out with 1-liners.
%
Quote #971:
<ficedula> Mmmmm, illegally insane
%
Quote #972:
<iBob> (viral marketing doesn't work. tell everyone you know)
%
Quote #973:
<ficedula> Cool - rofl is a verb .... "I rofl'd, I rofl, I will rofl, you rofl, he/she/it rofl's..."
%
Quote #975:
<P5YCHO> the game of BFG we were running had 4 chaos cruisers taking each other on, one for each god. The slaaneshi one was christened "Hellrammer". Of course, we got asked *why*...
%
Quote #976:
 * iBob likes furring
%
Quote #977:
<Sariel> H really must be desperate, then, if he tried botht.
%
Quote #978:
<Silver> Berg: HP couldn't write a USB driver even if they were payed to... oh, wait...
%
Quote #979:
<Rellik> Could you two be persuaded to bugger?
%
Quote #980:
<Jingly> It'd be easier (and less erotic) if you detached them first
%
Quote #981:
<iBob> well, I had nothing to do yesterday - so I thought I'd have a nice day reinstalling linux
%
Quote #982:
<iBob> <Sariel> I didn't quite get the courage up to try the alcohol, though... ;-)
%
Quote #983:
<Sariel> <iBob|drunk> you have me a toy spider the other day
%
Quote #984:
<Rellik> I want UT's babies.
%
Quote #985:
<Benito> This place is not only deader than the undead, but deader than the dead as well.
%
Quote #986:
<Actinia> That wasn't what you were saying last night...
%
Quote #987:
<Actinia> Really, he'll soon look like a man.
%
Quote #988:
<Actinia> If you do read this, H you're not lame really, I love you loads, and I really didn't mean to steal your password. Ahem.
%
Quote #989:
<NiMBUS> "I've never seen a Ford Ka's parcel shelf before.  You could fit a whole... postage stamp on that." -- Chrispy
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Quote #990:
<NiMBUS> "Hey, there's some pretty big postage stamps these days." -- Rocketeer
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Quote #991:
<Berg> I like using BitchX on a molotov ssh. at least you can see the lag in real time
%
Quote #992:
<NiMBUS> "Ladies and gentlemen, we're very disappointed how few people are playing Allegiance.  If we don't get at least 15 people, Wizzo will run naked down the centre.  This is not a sight you want to see..."
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Quote #993:
<iBob> bot, tell Sariel the amount of fibre in my diet is fine, thank you very much!
%
Quote #994:
 * Silver decides that now, after having 30+ hours without sleep, is a good time to try to make the new site work in IE...
%
Quote #996:
<Berg> Would you like Internet Explorer to remember the tactical nuclear missile coordinates you just typed to make it easier to nuke them again should they rebuild their dwelling after the fallout?
%
Quote #997:
<Berg> Three quotes in one day. I should start taking my medicine again.
%
Quote #998:
<Benito> Hey Petana, did you whip your red staff? If so, what happened?
%
Quote #999:
 * DrWatson grins... and you all wonder how I get so many favours from ITS... I'm their pimp!
%
Quote #1000:
 * DrWatson grins... and you all wonder how I get so many favours from ITS... I'm their pimp!
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Quote #1001:
<Sariel> Why do women get all the cool toys?
%
Quote #1002:
<Actinia> I'm glad I don't have many quotes.
%
Quote #1003:
<Actinia> Sar's nearly been 10 minutes. Shall we formulate plans to avenge his death?
%
Quote #1004:
<michael> hmm Norton ...(?)
%
Quote #1005:
<iBob> ah, no, part of the point of quoting is to lose the context
%
Quote #1006:
<DrWatson> Oh... god... please yes... let it be... I think the ircd has G-lined the bot... whoo-hooooooo!
%
Quote #1007:
<ficedula> Mmm, abusing the flaw
%
Quote #1008:
<Sar> Kill a few of their employees - then they'll /have/ to take new people on.
%
Quote #1009:
<bBib> "will frag for bandwidth"
%
Quote #1010:
<Silver> bash.org is bad... bash.org is... *thump*
%
Quote #1011:
<DrWatson> Did it not occur to you that the reason I'm on IRC so much is that I have no life?
%
Quote #1012:
 * Sariel rises form the dead
%
Quote #1013:
<Sariel> Hey /I/ wasn't the one who set fire the the house.
%
Quote #1014:
<DrWatson> Hits of people... is that where you grind their bones up into a very fine power and then snort it?
%
Quote #1015:
<DrWatson> Note to self: Holding down Ctrl-C when looking at the JinglyBOT window, as well as shutting it down, like a single Ctrl-C does, nukes the quotesfile
%
Quote #1016:
<lionfish> grr! i just tried to type my postcode in l337 sp33k...
%
Quote #1017:
<DrWatson> Just try it, boy - I'm root, I'm *eenveencible*!!!!!! Mwuh-hah-hah!
%
Quote #1018:
<Psyco__> "Silver's little purple book of Paranoia"?
%
Quote #1019:
<Psyco__> and please don't go quoting me again, it is not big, or clever
%
Quote #1020:
 * lionfish goes to get his multimeter back from dad...brb...
%
Quote #1021:
<Rellik> come exploit me, bitches.
%
Quote #1022:
 * KALI loves coders, and am looking forward to all the fun im gonna have developing for a game, witch has a coder working on it, that says 'hopefully' alot
%
Quote #1023:
 * Actinia wanted to share her (bum) with everyone here
%
Quote #1024:
<Silver> Stop that grinning. It's irritating. :P
%
Quote #1025:
<Silver> at least I spout mindless babble in real life too... uh... wait, that's not good, is it?
%
Quote #1026:
<lionfish> it's '98 it can't cope with anything.
%
Quote #1027:
<lionfish> Silver: whether i NEED it is beside the point, whether it's COOL or not is the main factor.
%
Quote #1028:
<NiMBUS> I feel sick whenever I see error messages with names beginning with "__".
%
Quote #1029:
<DrWatson> 2+2 = 5 for large values of 2
%
Quote #1030:
<DrWatson> Then, a bit later, that car following me quite closely lit up with flashing blue and stopped me :)
%
Quote #1031:
<DrWatson> Yes, well I'm dense and need more than just colours to remind me what goes where
%
Quote #1032:
<Actinia> Is Fade, like, a dark overlord or something?
%
Quote #1033:
<Fade> You think Sar actually has any *free will*?! ;-)
%
Quote #1034:
<Benito> Damn, that question so deserves a funny answer, but I simply can't think of one
%
Quote #1035:
<Fade> its always a bitch falling into the ceiling
%
Quote #1036:
<P5YCHO> And if so, would you still get hot watching a corpse?
%
Quote #1037:
<Actinia> Fade: I can always be counted on to lower the tone even further, it's what I do best.
%
Quote #1038:
<Benito> I'm sorry, but I've now been conditioned to associate Incubus with necro*
%
Quote #1039:
<Actinia> I think something happened between you two while I was out of the room...
%
Quote #1040:
<Benito> To spread confusion and lies is my mission
%
Quote #1041:
<bucko> I wouldn't want a baby up my ass.
%
Quote #1042:
<Benito> I'm just going to 'check out' my new bed... In case I don't see you tomorrow, have a good week while I'm in Italy, and get this whole anal thing out of your system before I return. Please
%
Quote #1043:
<P5YCHO> bot: any preferences regarding lube?
%
Quote #1044:
<Rellik> ----{@ si forwards
%
Quote #1045:
<Actinia> Why didn't you poke me then!
%
Quote #1046:
<Actinia> OH GOD! FUCKING SLIPKNOT! We were plotting ways to kill them, how is that music!?
%
Quote #1047:
<Fade> Don't make me kill you all
%
Quote #1048:
<Fade> I was being genuine...for a change ;-)
%
Quote #1049:
<Sar> "Sir Christopher of Jingles, Knight of the Hat and appointee to the Realm of Cambridge, you are hereby banned from approaching within five hundred meters (500m) of The Laws of Physics, in response to the gross psychological damage caused by your last visit..."
%
Quote #1050:
<Mendoza> it could be hollow, like a giant Laura Kinder Egg
%
Quote #1051:
<Silver> Look, webmasters have been well established as a odd species in their own right... and I just can't stand xhtml's lower-case-ness.
%
Quote #1052:
<Rellik> 1.1 has been out for about a week
<Silver> Oh, and I'm impressed at MS - they've got a special e-mail addy for reporting bugs in IE.
%
Quote #1053:
<Sariel> I'm two one-based indices and a semicolon delimited list from developing Tourette's
%
Quote #1054:
<Berg> I just have something against being greeted by a perl script. It gives me a false sense of having friends.
%
Quote #1055:
<Fade> 400 feet, second chevron
%
Quote #1056:
<Mendoza> But the bullets will be instantly vaporised by the aura of lame surrounding Silver
%
Quote #1057:
<Sar> And always use quotes around your attribute values, or you're going to hell. 
%
Quote #1058:
<Actinia> That's me! I'm such a lame stupid female!
<Actinia> If anyone *dares* to quote that...
%
Quote #1059:
 * Silver grins... pubbing good... working bad... 'working' good. :)
%
Quote #1060:
 * Silver almost poings
<Rellik> B O I N G ! ! !
 * Silver P O I N G S
%
Quote #1061:
<P5YCHO> surely it doesn't really matter from a customer's POV if a whore's anti-social or otherwise?
%
Quote #1062:
 * ficedula decides the CVS has been working for too long and goes to fuck it up
%
Quote #1063:
<ficedula> The bits I had to comment out to get it running didn't do anything important ;)
%
Quote #1064:
<Silver> Damn it, I go away for two hours, and I still get no e-mail.
%
Quote #1065:
<Sar> Feh. What would I do with a lifesize model of tony blai... Oooh...
%
Quote #1066:
<Silver> Just how lame *is* he? Oh, wait, I know this one...
%
Quote #1067:
 * Silver gets back to being happy
%
Quote #1068:
<Silver> H is just lame.
%
Quote #1069:
<Sariel> #00F0AD is elmost exactly the colour of the focus that has cut me up at the roundabout before Lynch Wood enough times for me to recognise it...
%
Quote #1070:
<bucko_> I think Perl is b0rken.
%
Quote #1071:
<lionfish> lionfish: now with 12% extra bounce!
%
Quote #1072:
<Actinia> YES! Finally found what I wanted. Why is there so much shite on the internet? Why can't they just have the things that *I* want?
%
Quote #1073:
<bucko_> You mean like BASIC?
<Sariel> For Bob's sake, you're determined to get kicked out for foul language, aren't you...
%
Quote #1074:
<Rellik> I'm so lame.
<Rellik> So incredibly lame.
%
Quote #1075:
<bucko> eval "{foo => 1, bar => [0, 1]}"
%
Quote #1076:
<bucko> I suppose you could put it in a jar of some sort, though.
%
Quote #1077:
<bucko> Does Fice have hey boyfriend, too?
%
Quote #1078:
<bucko> I looked at the gallery on yaoi - breifly. I just wanted to see what was there, really.
%
Quote #1079:
 * Sar is /fairly/ sure there's no !quotemen
%
Quote #1080:
<Silver> No, this was something really big, that's all.
<P5YCHO> ah. Definitely not you having a vasectomy then
<Silver> No, definatly not that.
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Quote #1081:
<Benito> No, I think he's siffering
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Quote #1082:
<lionfish> also i had a pain in my stomach...and i slowly realised that i was hungry :)
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Quote #1083:
<Jingly> You are currently number .. 6 .. in the queue. Your prod is important to us, please stay on the line.
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Quote #1084:
<Rellik> it was that and <shame>quake3</shame> that fucked my wrists
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Quote #1085:
<Sariel> Whore.
<Benito> heh
<Benito> He's not even a whore, he's a whore wannabe
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Quote #1086:
 * Actinia finished bouncing on the bed ages ago, and you weren't invited anyway Rellik
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Quote #1087:
<Actinia> I can say something about H's poor performance in bed, if you'd like something else to quote?
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Quote #1088:
<bucko_> What, that she faked, that H was lame in bed, or that they had (at least, in H's opinion) wild rampant sex?
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Quote #1089:
<iBob> of course H was lame in bed, what else would he be?
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Quote #1090:
<bucko_> Actinia doesn't seem the sort to purr. More like roar.
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Quote #1091:
<Benito> No, its my graphics tablet pen, and it ain't wet
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Quote #1092:
<Actinia> And the buggering, the buggering should always be in context.
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Quote #1093:
<Benito> Why on earth would we speak?
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Quote #1094:
<Benito> I have my own big band tool
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Quote #1095:
<Benito> My bed stinks of evil chemicals.
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Quote #1096:
 * ficedula slaps sourceforge - work bitch!
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Quote #1097:
<ficedula> It is full .. surely they must've deducted SOMETHING. I mean, we left the front garden piled with about 4ft of rubbish..
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Quote #1098:
<Sariel> Grr... He's probably off having /fun/ somewhere.
<Sariel> Poinging.
<Silver> The bitch.
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Quote #1099:
<Benito> Italy is slowly being consigned to the 298 photos I took...
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Quote #1100:
<Silver> You don't really learn Java, you just learn to hate it.
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Quote #1101:
<Sariel> Mmm... wetwork...
<Fade> A fair point I guess
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Quote #1102:
<Berg> i'm worried more by your obsession with elbows than you actually hurting anyone
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Quote #1103:
<Fade> I think sanity is really a subjective term...
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Quote #1104:
 * HornFreak has hairwax!
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Quote #1105:
<Actinia> I like how Mrs Noah's tits keep getting bigger in the Noah story
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Quote #1106:
<Mendoza> also, God is only slightly larger than a pair of tits
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Quote #1107:
<Actinia> We're going to try and establish a hamster colony on Hearsall Common.
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Quote #1108:
<Fade> You want to make them into super evil hamster killers
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Quote #1109:
<Fade> Do they come in black...not regular black but a black so dark that the light seems to shy away in fear?
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Quote #1110:
<Sar> You *are* your dad!
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Quote #1111:
<Sar> Is prety much all you pissed.
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Quote #1112:
<iBob> Aha! This time I am the master!
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Quote #1113:
<Sariel> That came out as *plt*.. *phrrrr* *rr* ... *rp*
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Quote #1114:
<Mendoza> after all, hampsters are highly explosive. just don't ask me how i know that
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Quote #1115:
<Mendoza> Oh great Actinia, how have I offended you? Merely speak the word and I will do everything in my power to please you
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Quote #1116:
<Mendoza> this is breast in the normal - rather than the Jebus Noah - sense
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Quote #1117:
<Sar> "I got this metal plate back in the Great Cork-Hat Wars of 1978, kid; you owe your lifestyle and liberty to people like me!"
<Benito> That so happened
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Quote #1118:
<Benito> Damn, whoever taught people to think ahead has so much to answer for. Problem is he's already got all the answers...
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Quote #1119:
<Benito> Tonight is a night of fish and other seafood
<Sar> But... I was told tonight was a night of mystery and romance!
<Sar> I want my money back!
<Benito> fish=mystery;
<Benito> other_seafood=romance;
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Quote #1120:
<Sar> I'm not going to quote that
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Quote #1121:
<Berg> Okay, molotov is my master server. Until H gets root.
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Quote #1122:
<Berg> don't hack me, mysqld is running without passwords
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Quote #1123:
<Robo> hmm, suppose ut's not quite as bad as I first thought
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Quote #1124:
<Sariel> You can't support a house of people with student lifestyles on miracles alone...
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Quote #1125:
<Sariel> Life has it's ups and downs
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Quote #1126:
<Mendoza> Quantum Lionfish? Simultaneously here and away
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Quote #1127:
<Mendoza> the popes powers are about as divine as my chin
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Quote #1128:
<Rellik> bah. who needs underwear. 
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Quote #1129:
<Rellik> it's surprising what you can do with a female bovine, a tube of KY jelly and a three-foot-long watersnake
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Quote #1130:
<Sariel> Do I look like Stalin's psychotherapist?
<Mendoza> Do I look like someone who would have Sar as a psychotherapist
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Quote #1131:
<Mendoza> the ways of Sar are mysterious and frequently gin based
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Quote #1132:
<iBob> just clutching at straws, forget about it... ;)
<Benito> Try clawing at struts instead. It may bring the house down, but it'll sure get you plenty of attention
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Quote #1133:
<bucko> I mean you have to be vibrant and lively to commit crime and get away with it.
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Quote #1134:
 * DrWatson winks at Act and wiggles seductively
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Quote #1135:
<Fade> your all crazy.
<Actinia> I think you should start air kissing everyone in greeting Fade. It would certainly frighten most people.
<Sariel> Hell yeah.
<Fade> And if there was any doubt that your all crazy...
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Quote #1136:
<Fade> what good is it being an evil overlord if you can't exchange souls for immortal life?
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Quote #1137:
<Benito> Mmm, bitch lagging...
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Quote #1138:
<Actinia> Dya think I really described myself as "not cute"? Everybody knows I'm just the cutest ickle thing ;-)
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Quote #1139:
<Mendoza> Act, never again use the words 'Rellik', 'baby', 'oooh' and 'yeah' in the same sentence
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Quote #1140:
<Mendoza> Dr Mendoza, doctor of Warcraft 3
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Quote #1141:
 * Act is now busy looking for a screw
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Quote #1142:
<Act> Did you have to make it so big iBob?
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Quote #1143:
<Sariel> God is blind?
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Quote #1144:
<Sariel> Hang on; for that matter, God's name is 'Barry'?!?
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Quote #1145:
<BeeryBob> Act - no, I just waxed it when I got out the shower
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Quote #1146:
 * bucko has defeated the toilet.
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Quote #1147:
<bucko> It won't be the same without you around constantly attacking me with pens.
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Quote #1148:
<Actinia> Excuse me a moment, I must just go beat the dog.
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Quote #1149:
<ficedula> It's always good to fuck with the first-years minds.
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Quote #1150:
<iBob> i'm no ordinary magic girl!
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Quote #1151:
<Rellik> or "evil violent female version of jake" as she's affectionately known
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Quote #1152:
<Psyco__> I wear women clothing and hang around in bars.
<Psyco__> but don't quote me on that.
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Quote #1153:
<DrWatson> Blimey. We're converting a monty python song into predictate logic. Can anyone say "sad"?
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Quote #1154:
<Petana> woohoo no milk,caffeine,sorbitol,cabbage,beans or fresh fruit
<Petana> that'll do me then
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Quote #1155:
<bucko> The less I try to think, the less stupid I look. :)
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Quote #1158:
<bucko> FS|Dementia: If you put your PC on a skateboard, and turned all the fans on, could it power your trip to your lecture theatre?
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Quote #1159:
<Sariel> Did you try hitting your computer with a brick?
<Berg> no.
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Quote #1160:
<Mendoza> linux sucks
<Mendoza> as does unix
<Mendoza> and anything else which isn't winXP
<Mendoza> really
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Quote #1161:
<Berg> oops, i just mailed you my postgres password.
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Quote #1163:
<lionfish> wow...fice has more bits than me :(
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Quote #1164:
<lionfish> lionfish.lameness=1;
<Berg> mmm, OOP-lame
<Silver> Riiight...
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Quote #1166:
<dave_black> I am sure it never gets tight for silver...
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Quote #1167:
<ficedula> OH FUCKBUGGERSHIT
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Quote #1168:
<Mendoza> starcraft broke the internet
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Quote #1169:
<Actinia> I want the bot to be my bitch, he didn't follow me to bed the other night, I hate it when they play hard to get
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Quote #1170:
<Petana> It must be gay Act,how else would it be able to resist you?
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Quote #1171:
<bucko> They is da bitches.
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Quote #1172:
<Actinia> bucko: Petana and I will kiss if you'll be our bitch?
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Quote #1173:
<Actinia> I shall have hot chicks and bishounen in my harem, natch
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Quote #1174:
<bucko> Petana: _PLEASE_ don't get H to kill me. Make Jake do it, then at least I can have some respect and self-dignity as I die.
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Quote #1175:
<Petana> no,H shall spank u to death while u wear a gimp mask
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Quote #1176:
<Silver> Oh, I love the line I just wrote... talk about self-referential... "Par(Self).SignalClientCreated(Self, Self);"
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Quote #1177:
<Sadiq> trust me.. i'd be easier to remember
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Quote #1178:
<Mendoza> arabic eh?
<Mendoza> im not being racist but all the terrorists seem to be non-caucasian
<Mendoza> which is meant as no offence to you sadiq
<Mendoza> or anyone else
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Quote #1179:
<Skumby> god damn I'm lame
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Quote #1180:
<P5YCHO> yaoi's fine by me so long as I don't have to see it. Then again, I've come damn close to starring in someone's slashfic...
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Quote #1181:
<Sadiq> man, it's not funny how much noise taking a leak makes against the side of a hut.
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Quote #1182:
<Silver> Oz: I'm slow and lame, ok?
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Quote #1183:
 * Silver will have to remember to not admit his lameness again
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Quote #1184:
<bucko> Oooh damn I'm good.
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Quote #1185:
<bucko> I'll steal your LAZINESS.
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Quote #1186:
<Benito> you are more than welcome to steal my unemployment from me
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Quote #1187:
 * Silver fines /another/ l337 feature in Moz...
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Quote #1188:
<DrWatson> Q:      What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
<DrWatson> A:      A canary with the super-user password.
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Quote #1189:
<bucko> Maybe we'll get a volcano out of it.
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Quote #1190:
<Silver> Yeah, well. H wrote it, how could it be non-lame?
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Quote #1191:
<Psyco__> Earthquake should always have a capital E, as it happens so rarely and is so cool when it does.
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Quote #1192:
<Sadiq> I pulled my power cable out by accident
<Sadiq> doh!
<Sadiq> trying to get my laptop's cables up
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Quote #1193:
<Sadiq> (what's mecha?)
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Quote #1195:
<Mendoza> or as I put it last night, 'he makes Silver seem like the most interesting person ever
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Quote #1196:
<Sadiq> We could sum that all up by:
<Sadiq> "1. I own your ass"
<Sadiq> "2. Your ass is owned by me"
<KALI> is that a hire purchess agreement ?
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Quote #1197:
<Mendoza> see, start saying fantastically amusing stuff (or a sentence involving the words 'H' and 'lame') and we'll quote it
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Quote #1198:
 * Sar prefers the "You fuck me over, I'll take your arse apart with a *spoon*." approach, but that should really come as no suprise.
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Quote #1199:
<Sadiq> I have put about four hundred hours into this baby.
<Sadiq> actually.. prolly less.. probably about 250.
<Sadiq> the other 150 was CS
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Quote #1200:
 * ficedula was unaware of the massive links between OpenGL and the US governmental policy
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Quote #1201:
<MendozaSF> and the idea of waking up and finding Sar in my room is scary beyond belief
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Quote #1202:
<Sariel> Or, more accurately, XSL-T
<Sariel> XML Stylesheet Language, Translation
<Sariel> Or Transformation, I think.
<Sariel> It's like CSS on amphetamines.
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Quote #1203:
<Sariel> I rock! you all suck!
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Quote #1204:
<Rellik> Rootes: The moral cesspit of the universe
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Quote #1205:
<Sariel> And by 'cool stuff that's likely to get slashdotted sooner or later' I really mean photographs of ecclectic geekalike things made out of lego or large-scale star wars models.
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Quote #1206:
<lionfish_> "You are restricted from running the...blah..." - ie "You're fux0red".
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Quote #1207:
<Psyco__> If you are going to quote me, at least do it when I get the fecking spelling correct.
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Quote #1208:
<Psyco__> No, Silver has too many "I am lame" quotes already.
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Quote #1209:
<Sadiq> has anyone played with one of those old Toilet Seat iBooks?
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Quote #1210:
 * ficedula looks at his multimeter dubiously ... despite what the instructions say, I'm not gonna be sticking it into the wall sockets...
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Quote #1211:
<Sadiq> I never got the hang of coffee.
<Rellik> it's easy
<Sadiq> no, I physically couldn't drink it
<Rellik> put in coffee, turn on filter, wait a while, pour, drink
<Rellik> nothing to it, really
<Rellik> what, have you got a hole in your lip or something?
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Quote #1212:
<Sar> It was notably about a guy who *couldn't communication normally*. :-P
<Sar> *communicate
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Quote #1213:
<Benito> Sar is picky
<Sar> Not picky, you bastard, /pedantic/. Get it right! ;-)
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Quote #1215:
 * ficedula has peanuts and much fizzy drinks now, however, so may be able to get some programming done
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Quote #1216:
<Psyco__> bash.org?
<Psyco__> What kind of fucked up shit is that?
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Quote #1217:
<ficedula> "That's how we'll get these pesky file sharing pirates ... we'll give our series a name that looks like it's written in Perl!"
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Quote #1218:
<fice> WE ARE WAIT FOR A RESPONSE FROM LAURA BEFORE GOING DOWN<FICE>
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Quote #1219:
<Jesus> Yes, I lead a double life translating Japanese to German. Unfortunately, the games companies mistake my German for English. Therefore the sky is red.
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Quote #1220:
<Sadiq> and mate?
<Nutsy> mate him?
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Quote #1221:
<JinglyBOT> I really, really suck.
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Quote #1223:
<Sariel> Yeah. I suspect you'll find, in situations like these, one phrase sums up all the problems:
<Sariel> H is lame.
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Quote #1224:
<Sariel> Hey, pack the condoms if you want. They make pretty good containers for ink when you need to.... actually, no, ignore that.
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Quote #1225:
<Sadiq> then again, I went to an all-guys school for the past two years and still got tail
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Quote #1226:
<Rellik> In the land of lameness, I would be king
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Quote #1227:
<Rellik> I am so lame! I am so lame! L A E M! I am so lame!
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Quote #1228:
<DrWatson> Cool! My milk turned to cheese!
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Quote #1229:
 * DrWatson mutters nasty things about H ((c) Sariel)
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Quote #1230:
<Sariel> It's more that given my prominent name in the H-insulting business, I can't have just anyone going arond saying just anything about H; It'd bring my business into disrepute.
<Sariel> Apply for a license, a sample of your work will be vetted and if it's up to the high standards we expect at the Jake Staines Insult Agency, a license will be awarded.
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Quote #1231:
<Jingly> 'I live with another bloke called Kev, and we're quite cosy'
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Quote #1232:
<lionfish> Michael has just made a good point, Insite are just down the corridor, within easy pointy-stick-range.
<lionfish> brb
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Quote #1233:
<Silver> lionfish_: I'm in the library right now... and the lecture doesn't seem to be on. And if it is, screw them, the City Arms has food and they don't.
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Quote #1234:
 * lionfish should do something interesting, useful and fulfilling...but I think I'll just read webcomics instead...
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Quote #1235:
<lionfish> ...and Fiona leaving the country DOUBLED the lameness quotient-per-capita of people in the UK :(
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Quote #1236:
<lionfish> hi Jesus :D
<lionfish> yay! I'm so glad you're at Uni still...
<lionfish> ...it really helps to counteract the lame-ness of...shall we say...other individuals.
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Quote #1237:
<Sariel> Iw asn't thinking Clare. Clare's almost amusing enough to be let live, so long as she doesn't try and talk to me.
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Quote #1238:
 * lionfish notes he's being very harsh, and most, if not all members of compsoc are really great people (with the possible exception of Nutsy)...
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Quote #1239:
<bucko> I'm being Silver for this year.
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Quote #1240:
 * Sariel peers at Phil, the scariest of all; r00t.
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Quote #1241:
<Benito> They should make pubic a Java keyword, coming somewhere between public and private access, don't know which side of protected though...
<Sariel> Heh
<P5YCHO> surely pubic's what you get just before you access the privates?
<Sariel> "The kind of private method you're willing to share with your class' close friends..." ;-)
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Quote #1243:
<Psyco__> fecking fecking fecktiy feckwit MUPPETS!
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Quote #1244:
<ficedula> (iBobs_weight - 40) < 0 is a tautology for all normal realities.
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Quote #1245:
<lionfish> <ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on
<lionfish> 240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!
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Quote #1246:
<DrWatson> MWUUUUUAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NOoooo! Not the fucking paperclip! Euarrrrrrgh!!!!! Kill the paperclip! Kill! Destroy it! NO MORE PAPERCLIP! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
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Quote #1247:
<zx64> hmm.. looking at the JinglyBOT quote archive, I see I've made it to QDB
<zx64> my life is now complete*
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Quote #1248:
 * zx64 tried K5 as a /. methadone
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Quote #1249:
<Silver> "If it compiles, ship it. If not, comment out code until it does."
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Quote #1250:
<lionfish_> d'oh! I replied to something you didn't even say :D
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Quote #1251:
 * ficedula will either be creating new forms of life over christmas, or (more likely) swearing at his 3rd year project for not creating new forms of life
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Quote #1254:
<zx64> "where p1 and l.t, are the shear modulus in the x1 and x2 directions, respectively, lo is the shear modulus, and h is Lame's modulus. Shear modulus and Lame's modulus are related through Poisson's ratio v: "
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Quote #1255:
<Dementia> why do the university network stop you ping flooding?
<Dementia> its real irritating
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Quote #1256:
<lionfish> It is recommended that each servicer have a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction,and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary functional items."
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Quote #1257:
<iBob> they call me indecision "THE BUTCHER" bob
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Quote #1258:
<zx64> hmm.. quake3 takes on a whole new dimension when you're picking up someone's porn soundtrack on your headphones
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Quote #1259:
<bucko> Can someone give me the password so I can lead out a sad period of gaming alone?
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Quote #1260:
<Mendoza> yeah, its not gaming if your stomach isn't layered with grease and alcohol
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Quote #1261:
<bucko> Hang on, I think that makes me the freak.
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Quote #1262:
<Mendoza> i would have gone but for the Atlantic Ocean
<Silver> Does get in the way a bit, doesn't it?
<Mendoza> yeah. i'll get round to paving it over at some point
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Quote #1263:
 * Silver passes bucko's line through a post-keyboard-processor
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Quote #1265:
<Silver> Yeah, well. Making full sentences takes effort.
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Quote #1266:
<Silver> You know, I may be forced to agree with Sariel here.
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Quote #1267:
<lionfish> grr! Why do there have to be more than 6,000,000,000 people in the world. It makes finding one person REALLY hard.
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Quote #1268:
<lionfish> brb, telepathing...
<lionfish> back, grr! Engaged.
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Quote #1269:
<Sariel> My god! Adam!
<Sariel> We thought you were dead!
<Fade> I am dead.
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Quote #1270:
<ficedula> No, they don't. Or not by your definition, anyway. You could take any algorithm, and say "We can torture the recipient until he offers up all the information needed to decrypt the message", and conclude from that that /all/ encryption algorithms are crackable in small time (ie. time needed to torture recipient)?
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Quote #1271:
<Sariel> Get yourself a little sign reading "Will poing for food and bandwidth"
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Quote #1272:
<ficedula> Oh good, smoke alarms going off.
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Quote #1273:
 * ficedula wonders how many will go off this time
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Quote #1274:
<zx64> "Oh shit!  The house is fucking on fire! brb"
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Quote #1275:
<Sariel> Lino: If I had root, I'd su to hjs on #tov and pingflood it for you. Alas, I don't, so I can't.
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Quote #1277:
<ficedula> See? Me and Sar both agree on it, it must be right
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Quote #1278:
<lionfish> FIRE ALARM - CRAP{
<lionfish> BRB
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Quote #1279:
 * lionfish wipes the Silver off himsel
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Quote #1280:
 * YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR. PRESS ALT+F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
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Quote #1281:
<ficedula> <Chris> Morning all! Breakfast then ... umm ... we have some bread. <Fice> You have coffee? <Chris> I don't think so ... we have a kettle ... no, no coffee. <Fice> ARRRGH!      ~30 mins later~  <Kev> Chris, you lamer, the coffee's in the jar next to the kettle marked COFFEE.
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Quote #1282:
<iBob> or you could just sleep overnight in dcs
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Quote #1283:
<Sariel> Break into Costcutters and steal food.
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Quote #1284:
<Mendoza> i wouldn't wear one over the head though, i'm to protective of my hair style
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Quote #1285:
<lionfish> I generally don't warn my victims before I wrap them up and post them to Fiona for 'disposal'...
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Quote #1286:
 * DrWatson seems to remember a guy a while ago had 'phuck'
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Quote #1287:
<DrWatson> Would anyone notice if I were to put Silver into a recompression chamber, and override the controls to turn it so high he's reduced to the consistency of chunky salsa?
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Quote #1288:
<Silver> Ficking hell this IBM keyboards are shit.
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Quote #1289:
<Psyco__> I have over 2 and a half reams of paper due to me :)
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Quote #1290:
<Fade> Its OK. We are training Chrispy in the art of cable making. So far he has made one end of one cable successfully. After correcting H's screwed up end that is...
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Quote #1291:
<Sariel> It's the only weekend this year the planets are in alignment.
<Dementia> .....
<Sariel> It's the only one that's any good for the ritual.
<DrWatson> You've said too much, Sariel.
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Quote #1292:
 * zx64 wonders if you could objectively test for the effects of the observer effect
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Quote #1293:
<Banana> with the balls
<Banana> and the big stick
<Banana> not the wet stuff :)
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Quote #1294:
<sf> erm.. used to be "solarflux", a long time ago, and i realised that shortening my nick would stave off rsi for that bit longer.
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Quote #1295:
<lionfish> oh great, i've got another stalker...
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Quote #1296:
<ficedula> You shouldn't dignify vi by quitting it normally. That would mean giving in and learning a vi command. Nuke the fucker.
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Quote #1297:
 * Silver notices the house is much quietier when H's door is shut ;)
 * Rellik opens his door
 * Silver damns H
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Quote #1298:
<Fade> Oh my. Are we discussing the pros and cons of arranging your code in some form of ASCII art again?
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Quote #1299:
<Fade> More often than not its fun to point and laugh
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Quote #1300:
<Fade> Rellik /sooo/ does not Rock.... ;-)
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Quote #1301:
<Banana> *not* the wet one, as we have discussed :)
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Quote #1302:
<ficedula> Oh wet one, give me your balls and stick!
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Quote #1303:
<Actinia> dasboseding: What's it like being beaten with an Enid?
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Quote #1304:
 * zx64 doesn't need to go to a bar and talk bollocks, he can do it here and not get smoke in his clothes
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Quote #1305:
<zx64> It isn't so much "I can't be arsed to cook" just "I can't get IRC in the kitchen at the moment"
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Quote #1306:
<Snaar> Sariel: never mind, heterosexuality is passe
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Quote #1307:
<lionfish> 6 spams aday keeps sanity at bay
%
Quote #1308:
 * Seldo would like to point out that he is not a hermaphrodite, intersexual, transexual, transvestite, or an alien. Or a cat.
%
Quote #1309:
<RoBorg> *slurp* *munch* ahhhhhhh
%
Quote #1310:
<Seldo> Fabulous == a dirty, evil homosexual, with vomitous green ooze running in their veins
%
Quote #1311:
<lionfishy> i didn't say hi to you.
<lionfishy> i poked you :D
%
Quote #1312:
<Mendoza> actually, i have a big book on perl regexs in my back, right next to me
%
Quote #1313:
<ficedula> I'll point out here and now, it was Actinia who did that.
%
Quote #1314:
<Actinia> Moral of the story, XP can't cope with UT and UT2K3 simultaneously.
%
Quote #1315:
<Actinia> zx: When you've got a minute can you tell H that I need admin access as it won't find his DVD drive, and if I don't get it I'll /kill everyone I don't like on IRC and he won't be able to get into his room later.
%
Quote #1317:
 * Sariel looks innocent
 * Sariel completely fails to look innocent and just looks dodgy, but you get the idea
%
Quote #1318:
 * Sariel weighs up loyalty to computing society which is holding LAN he wants to go to in weeks time and loyalty to girl he's obsessed voer but thinks he's 'a twat'...
%
Quote #1319:
<Robo> I don't think I've ever been so wet :/
%
Quote #1320:
<bucko> Fade: Ah, but you're a lot less scary than Act. You're practically _cuddly_ wrt Act.
%
Quote #1321:
<Fade> Remember, I am small and pointy!
%
Quote #1323:
<bucko> Fade: Outside is the bit between home and gaming.
%
Quote #1324:
<ficedula> You don't want your eyes to be adjusted to anything but the glow of a CRT ;)
%
Quote #1325:
 * Mendoza becomes increasingly suspicious that Rellik and Actinia have been merged in some sort of 'The Fly' type accident
%
Quote #1326:
<Actinia> I like the 'how to' pictures on goatse.cx
%
Quote #1327:
<Banana> is molotov still down or am i stupid?
%
Quote #1328:
 * ficedula slaps self; my DCS usercode is /not/ ficedula, I /cannot/ log on to my account with that...
%
Quote #1329:
<ficedula> Skip through any invalid floating point exceptions, they don't matter.
%
Quote #1330:
<Rellik> grr. Why are bugs never there when I want to fix them?
%
Quote #1331:
<Sadiq> Well, everyone was poking fun and I made a few quips about sexuality and suddenly everyone's on the defensive.
%
Quote #1332:
<Rellik> you can't be busty /then/ :P
<Rellik> *busy
%
Quote #1333:
 * zx64 was hallucinating on Friday.  He thought he could make out an irc window on the blackboard in GLT1
%
Quote #1334:
<zx64> There are the times when I lie half awake and think I'm still on IRC too...
%
Quote #1335:
<iBob> mmmmmmm fouryearolds
%
Quote #1336:
<P5YCHO> don't stick that tongue out unless you're prepared to use it, honey
%
Quote #1337:
<ficedula> I'm sure those directions would make more sense if we could see you waving your hands wildly ;)
%
Quote #1338:
<Thodin> Seconded - the spine-crack is one of the most satisfying noises ever
%
Quote #1339:
<Sariel> So you have to add water to get the full Lino experience, otherwise it comes out sickly and over-sweet?
<Silver> I'm sorry, that's too quotable to quote.
%
Quote #1340:
<lionfish> gah! i've forgotten Delphi syntax :(
<lionfish> after using it for 10 years of my life...it's gone!
<lionfish> aaah! :o
<lionfish> damn you C++!
<lionfish> I HOPE YOU BURN IN #HELL!
%
Quote #1341:
<bucko> There's at least 10-20m of open air between Humanities and SH.
%
Quote #1342:
<Sadiq> but I feel guilty about not going to lectures, so I go and sleep
%
Quote #1343:
<lionfish> good question :D
<lionfish> indeed
 * lionfish has been lying here quietly sobbing.
<Docta> I'm sure my heart actually stopped
%
Quote #1344:
 * Mendoza never claimed to have sense
%
Quote #1345:
<Jingly> In my experience its JUST after youve come back from top B, got undressed, got into bed and just gone 'Ahhh'
%
Quote #1346:
<Mendoza> if i found a hot female that was interested in linux, she'd automatically no longer be hot due to being interested in linux
%
Quote #1347:
<Docta> I'm gonna go down to Sun and ask them precisely who thought up java, then I'm going to beat him to death with a pointer to a stick
<Silver> Could do... thing is, it's actually getting the right time to do it... he's not *here* half the time.
%
Quote #1348:
<Silver> "cute 'n' cuddly Laura"
%
Quote #1349:
<topcat> I just ssh'ed again to molotov, did who then finger, only to notice mike's in the row in front of me :)
%
Quote #1350:
 * zx64 tosses a coin: heads "shit happens", tails "run"
%
Quote #1351:
<Sariel> Shit! Food! I /knew/ I was forgetting something.
%
Quote #1352:
<P5YCHO> yay for shitty connections!
%
Quote #1353:
<P5YCHO> yay for shitty connections!
%
Quote #1354:
<Sariel> Bastard! We were all worried you'd been kidnapped and held hostage just because you looked like a pro-capitalist /student/.
%
Quote #1355:
<Seldo> Peer to pear: when large groups of people stare at fruit.
%
Quote #1356:
<Sariel> Eh? I'm getting a 'phoenix-0.3-win32.zip'
<Seldo> Which is sort of good and bad at the same time.
%
Quote #1357:
<Silver> Machina is the gateway, and it runs XP.
<Sariel> And H is using the 'net through an XP gateway?
<Silver> H was /not allowed/ near it.
%
Quote #1358:
<Banana> ficedula = delphiBOT :)
%
Quote #1359:
 * Seldo desperately tries to finish his project spec. Namely, by starting it.
%
Quote #1360:
<ficedula> Perhaps they were specifically randomised, for your pleasure and convenience.
%
Quote #1361:
 * lionfishy hugs OOP.
 * lionfishy needs help
%
Quote #1362:
<Sariel> Yes. And you're a sick fuck. I think we established this months ago using a rigorous formal proof...
%
Quote #1363:
<NiMBUS> "Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon." -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
%
Quote #1364:
<jesus> if you didn't have so many quotes - i'd quote that...
%
Quote #1365:
<lionfishy> lionfish--; //this object is lame.
%
Quote #1366:
 * Silver dereferences lionfish and crashes
%
Quote #1367:
<Silver> OMG - I just got 100 packets to and back from 'tov with none getting lost!
%
Quote #1368:
<Jingly> yep s'working now I have your style of typo :)
%
Quote #1369:
<bucko> lionfish: Heh, I can answer almost 90% of the Perl questions _JAPHY_ can answer. And it's been suggested Japhy is Larry Wall in disguise. :)
%
Quote #1370:
<lionfish> omg i've got a whole chunk of comments explain what happens!
<bucko> Oh, that's not right.
%
Quote #1371:
<bucko> Open Source Pathetic Project?
%
Quote #1372:
<P5YCHO> Silver: tentacle porn can certainly cause some people to lose sleep
%
Quote #1373:
<Silver> "lionfish will shut down in 5 minutes..."
%
Quote #1374:
<Silver> P5YCHO: The work "unnessesary" prings to mind.
%
Quote #1375:
<zx64> "He's had it in for me after I kinda ran over his dog once." "You did?" "Well, replace dog with son, and once with repeatedly."
%
Quote #1376:
<zx64> No, that's the evil love child of iBob and Silent Dave
%
Quote #1377:
<lionfish> ll
<lionfish> *o
%
Quote #1378:
<Si1entDave> that makes no sense however much I turn my head round.
%
Quote #1379:
<Si1entDave> Yep, that's the joy of the Jingle-o-tron. Whenever we run out of real witty things to say, we can recycle old ones.
%
Quote #1380:
<Banana> anyway i'm off to practice these rubbing techniques :)
%
Quote #1381:
<lionfish> how about 'free hentai' as the subject? ;)
 * Si1entDave is suddenly awake and alert.
<Si1entDave> whu?
%
Quote #1382:
<lionfish> i fortunately killed her and threw her out the window where she was eaten by squirrels.
%
Quote #1383:
<Sariel> Why get a multimeter when I have Fice?
%
Quote #1384:
<Sar> There ought to be some law against letting me play with electronics.
%
Quote #1385:
<lionfish> well boolean logic is flawed.
%
Quote #1386:
<P5YCHO> lino: OK, I can't be arsed to get drunk...
%
Quote #1387:
<bucko> Crap, is that the time?
 * bucko hopes not.
%
Quote #1388:
<DW> lionfish++ (for provoking such a... busy philosophical conversation by enquiring as to the truth of the discrete maths course)
%
Quote #1389:
<topcat> jump your cycle over those handy planks through the gap in a train car
<topcat> always works in films
%
Quote #1390:
<bucko> EVIL with a capital everything, like some sort of spoof evil organisation.
%
Quote #1391:
<bucko> "Do not try to beat the lino, in stead try to realise the truth." "What truth?" "There is no lino."
%
Quote #1392:
<lionfish> on the other hand, i wouldn't try to avoid not going to the lan if it weren't for the fact I didn't have anything else not to do at the weekend.
%
Quote #1393:
<Fade> interesting... "1.82 - Fixed: Walking upstairs was very hard, almost impossible(bug introduced in 1.75)."
%
Quote #1395:
<bucko> Tiny Snow Fairy Sugar episode 13 isn't going to be done by the LAN. :(
<Silver> bucko: Damnit!
%
Quote #1396:
<Jingly> I wonder if Silver would make a fuss if we asked him to extend his signup scripts to distinguish between particle-pair human clones?
%
Quote #1397:
<bucko> Is fice bummable?
%
Quote #1398:
<bucko> I demand you unquote that.
%
Quote #1399:
<P5YCHO> well, maybe unless you're into watersports
<Si1entDave> I have my uses.
%
Quote #1400:
 * Thodin feels silly
 * Thodin IS silly
%
Quote #1401:
<P5YCHO> doza: you'll be watching, they'll be doing. 'nuff said.
<P5YCHO> though the image of all of compsoc in one big room doing each other isn't particularly pleasant
%
Quote #1402:
<ficedula> Please, some of us are trying to live an undisturbed life here.
%
Quote #1403:
<zx64> I'm no quotewhore ;-)
%
Quote #1404:
<lionfish> [eating in progress: 7%]
%
Quote #1405:
<lionfish> w007 :D got rotations sorted...i must have been cleverer in year 9...
%
Quote #1406:
<lionfish> remember we have paranoid phil as the admin here, so any suspicious activity, eg ..well..anything really..(eg logging in)... is frowned upon.
%
Quote #1407:
<Si1entDave> "Enjoy the power and beauty of root. Ah never mind, you will not understand the power an beauty of root until it is taken from you."
%
Quote #1408:
<zx64> Al teh bste uqots hav typos
%
Quote #1409:
<robo_> it's hard enough to put java code inside java
%
Quote #1410:
<Actinia> You have a violinist in your code?
%
Quote #1411:
<lionfish> it never stops swinging...stupid perpetual motion :(
%
Quote #1412:
<FlebTest> JinglyBot sucks", said some random guy. I agreed, saying "I sure do
%
Quote #1413:
<Jingly> I like my anime dubbed with the audio from Red Dwarf, and the video from there too.
%
Quote #1414:
<Banana> it always amazes me that even when i want to type one thing, my fingers always type something else as perfectly as if i'd actually been thinking about it :)
%
Quote #1415:
<zx64> QuoteTime: The delay introduced into a conversation so others can type !quote.  Normally accompanied with shouting "quote me bitch" at the computer and/or private messages of similar content.
%
Quote #1416:
<Silver> Ah... DrWatson...
<DrWatson> Uh-oh.
<Silver> <ahem> Hi DW.
%
Quote #1417:
<zx64> msg Banana quote me bitch
<zx64> oops
%
Quote #1418:
<Jingly> Banana, do that and I'm guessing you'll more resemble a banana split
%
Quote #1419:
<Jingly> If you stopped sighing, we could afford to cut down an extra 1 square km of rainforest
%
Quote #1420:
<JinglyBOT> petana became Berg at Fri Oct 25 16:10:35 BST 2002
%
Quote #1421:
<Sariel> Because Silver does website stuff for kicks, and then when we ask him to do anything he doesn't get off on, he complains.
%
Quote #1422:
<Sariel> Phil, on the other hand, is just damn l337.
%
Quote #1423:
<dog> Sariel you suck! Mwaaaaha INSAANITY!!!!!! bleh.... WOOF
%
Quote #1424:
<Rellik> Perl is icky
%
Quote #1425:
<bucko> Banana: YOu really should stop shagging bits of your PC. It's not healthy for either of you.
%
Quote #1426:
<Silver> Must... not... quote.... bucko...
%
Quote #1427:
<Robo> java makes far more sense after a few drinks
%
Quote #1430:
 * bucko is going to skip the lecture and use the time to catch up on lectures he's missed.
%
Quote #1431:
<Sadiq> while( mrMarker == godLike ) { suckUp(); }
%
Quote #1432:
 * zx64 ponders it it's just his font that made "mental" look like "hentai"
%
Quote #1433:
<zx64> "Dammit, the quotes db needs more hentai!"
%
Quote #1434:
<Thodin> Tentical porn, anyone?
%
Quote #1435:
<Banana> and anyway, i only do it when i'm one handed
%
Quote #1436:
<Sadiq> I heard Java's extremely fast if you don't compare it to any other languages.
%
Quote #1437:
<Banana> run seti and provide the uni with free heating
%
Quote #1438:
<Banana> short out lots of confused women :)
%
Quote #1439:
<Banana> "Actually... I think your PC might work better if you put your hand on my knee." "Like this?" "Bit further up... yeah thats it!" PC: "GPF!!" :)
%
Quote #1440:
<Banana> just for the record, i am not playing Sadiq
<Banana> erm
<Banana> *paying
<Robo> lol
<Sadiq> !quote 1 4
<Robo> that nearly deserves quoting
%
Quote #1442:
<Banana> just for the record, i am not playing Sadiq
%
Quote #1444:
<Banana> yes but only if you send two lesbians to do the animation scenes
%
Quote #1445:
<Mendoza> i think at least half the university would pay to see mass naked lesbian mudwrestling
%
Quote #1446:
<Mendoza> 90% of my quotes were said knowing and hoping that they'd be quoted
%
Quote #1447:
<Sadiq> JinglyBOT, will you marry me?
%
Quote #1448:
<Sariel> That was almost worse than most of Peter's... ;-)
%
Quote #1449:
<Mendoza> i'll redo it
%
Quote #1450:
 * Mendoza can easily see a big hairy Jingly shouting Oo Oo Ooooo!
%
Quote #1451:
<Sadiq> "Mendoza could easily _do_ a big hairy Jingly shouting Oo Oo Oooooo!"
%
Quote #1452:
<Mendoza> M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m monster quote!
%
Quote #1453:
<Mendoza> M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m monster quote!
%
Quote #1454:
<Mendoza> my quoted to quotee ration is around 11
<Sariel> They're not getting any funnier...
<Sadiq> !randomq Sadiq
<Mendoza> !randomq bummable
<Mendoza> !randomq bum
<Sadiq> !randomq ass
%
Quote #1456:
<Mendoza> 'If you change this file extension, the file may become unusable'. I mean, is that a threat?
%
Quote #1457:
<Mendoza> you know perfectly well that it can't be as good as internet explorer
%
Quote #1458:
<Mendoza> note to self: never again use the really dodgy winking smiley in msn
%
Quote #1459:
<bucko> Silver: Next time you notice she's going home for something, could you poke her with a spike with "CDs" written in microdot on the tip? Or perform some other memory-enhancing-fu style trick?
%
Quote #1460:
 * lionfish has quit (Connection reset by nuke)
%
Quote #1461:
<zx64> "Get a newsgroup! I'm too lame to handle lots of mail!"
%
Quote #1462:
<Banana> BIOS: The user just pressed 'A', Kernel: YOU'RE LIEING!! ARGHH GET AWAY FROM ME!!
%
Quote #1463:
<Banana> ok keyboard shagged :)
%
Quote #1465:
 * Banana runs up and kisses robo on the lips
%
Quote #1466:
<Docta> "Well, since you guys asked me to write it and told me precisely how you wanted it written, I guessed you may know what it did"
%
Quote #1467:
<Paul> Yes. We are Paulsoc.
%
Quote #1468:
<Psyco__> kazaa is running on it too but for some reason only in a TS log in that one of my housemates keeps open.
<Psyco__> I think it is just so that he can hide the fact he is just whoring the bandwidth for pr0n
%
Quote #1469:
<Banana> ya know, if you leave the world for just a second, everything suddenly stops making sense
%
Quote #1470:
<zx64> What is it with you and talking about hardware being shagged, either by yourself or other hardware?
%
Quote #1471:
<ficedula> lol - "I suggest you do this step first. However, if you are a true geek, you will do everything backwards and fix it later."
%
Quote #1473:
<Docta> I like those loops... they're concise and flexible
%
Quote #1474:
<Docta> apologies - I didn't ask to be quoted, and I guess I'm not funny enough to get other quotes :)
%
Quote #1475:
<Sariel> Unicode 03A9: Greek Capital Omega. Unicode 2126: Ohm Sign. 
<Sariel> Why?!?
<Sariel> To make it worse, they're not even the same glyph in half the fonts WinXP ships with! The Ohm sign is bolder...
<Sariel> .../slightly/...
%
Quote #1476:
<Jingly> Aha, more little costumed children to mame....
%
Quote #1477:
<Sar> It's a great word!
<Sar> Almost as good as 'eviscerate'
<Sar> Which reminds me, actually...
%
Quote #1478:
<Sar> ...the other thing being that I'm /not/ that slim, and the figure I'm sculpting /is/, so it wouldn't be /quite/ as useful as a stock photo of Generic Male.
%
Quote #1479:
<Silver> You have lots of knoewledge, it just happends to stored on external media right now. :)
%
Quote #1480:
 * Sariel hopes it's not a coincidence and the guy he paid to cut the cable did a good job
%
Quote #1481:
<Sadiq> How'd I get apt to use testing?
<Sariel> Step 1: Puit the Slackware disc in your CD drive
<Sariel> Step 2: Reboot and follow the onscreen instructinos
%
Quote #1482:
 * ficedula wonders when some people will learn that just because it's open source doesn't mean you're FORBIDDEN from providing pre-compiled binaries
%
Quote #1483:
<zx64> "Can't sleep, downloads will eat me"
%
Quote #1484:
<lionfish> ...they're broken
<lionfish> ahh...
 * lionfish hasn't written that much in ages...
%
Quote #1485:
<Si1entDave> In fact I often reflect humorously upon cargo trousers. I wore them before they were cool, and people said: Why are you wearing ex-army trousers? You a freakin' Neo-Nazi? Then they became cool, and so therefor so did I, then they went out of fashion, and people said, 'Dude, those are so unhip. Why do you wear them?'. I said 'Beacuse I always have. Maybe I'm a Neo-Nazi.'
%
Quote #1486:
<Si1entDave> Dude, this is compsoc. Most of our events revolve around gaming. *BREATHING* is a fragable offence.
%
Quote #1487:
<Silver> "A happy lionfish makes a happy channel."
%
Quote #1488:
<Sadiq> damn right.. for 10 quid, I can buy 100 tesco value mini-piazzas, that means 20 a week, for the next 5 weeks, so two and two-third of a pizza per day. That's enough to eat, isn't it?
%
Quote #1489:
<lionfish> i don't think the uni toilets are equiped with soldering irons...
%
Quote #1490:
<lionfish> i like TCP/IP over automatic weapons.
%
Quote #1491:
<lionfish> counting's overrated.
<Silver> So true.
%
Quote #1492:
<Sariel> Just so long as you remember that 'open' is relative. You're not an arts student, so Xanana's may not even /serve/ you.
%
Quote #1493:
<zx64> "Holy shit that guy's reading pornography openly, he must be an intelectual.. oh wait, he's just reading some dumb sciency text."
%
Quote #1494:
<TC> reminds me of a great faux pas quote in private eye; (something like) "In the decade in question, Israel was experiencing slow growth, while Palestine's population was literally exploding."
%
Quote #1495:
<zx64> Italian beans are normally nice.
%
Quote #1496:
<Si1entDave> very nicely. Will light fags from about an inch away.
%
Quote #1497:
<Si1entDave> I think when we graduate, we should be presented with a nice printed scroll of all the fscked up things we've been quoted on.
%
Quote #1498:
<Sariel> Yes, it's the natural extension of /That Google Game/... find the shortest collection of letters you can that doesn't return a quote from JB!
%
Quote #1500:
<Banana> what porno rings a bell? i'm sure it does :)
<Banana> bbs
 * Banana is away, bbs, (logoff pageron)
%
Quote #1501:
 * Sariel gives up on the internel at a source of amusement
<Sariel> *internet
%
Quote #1502:
<Banana> oh god
 * Si1entDave pops off for a core dump...
%
Quote #1503:
<Sariel> I mean, for Bob's sake... how the hell are you going to email me your passwords if you can't remember how to spell 'bichatse'?
%
Quote #1504:
<Sariel> "fifth of students said they had not had sex in the past year. " - I read that as 'filthy students' about three times...
%
Quote #1505:
<ficedula> Animé is right. Music with guitars is right. Linux, as a rule, is not.
%
Quote #1506:
<Banana> its so hard to tell Sariel and Silver apart at 1:30AM :/
%
Quote #1507:
<Banana> we're willing, available, and paid _them_ to work /there/ :)
%
Quote #1509:
<Sariel> As in; not only did it suck, but it sucked in the most filthy and depraved way imaginable. For only five US dollars.
%
Quote #1510:
<Sadiq> what's this sleep thing?
<michael> an executable on GNU/BSD.....
<Sariel> It's that thing where you lay dead still for several hours so that when the ninja jump in to cut your throat you catch them by suprise, making obtaining shuriken a lot easier.
%
Quote #1511:
<Silver> My menu JavaScript has a copyright on it - stated at the top - he's copied it holesale, including the copyright message. :)
%
Quote #1512:
<ficedula> Bobdammit, what are you waiting for - no cheese - get to those shops now!
%
Quote #1513:
<ficedula> Just do pizza traffic shaping
<ficedula> AKA "rip someones cable out when they're downloading too much"
%
Quote #1514:
<Si1entDave> After all, surely you've heard of the Grue Screen of Death?
%
Quote #1515:
<Sar> Help me, Obi-Fice Kenobi! You're my only hope!
%
Quote #1516:
<Banana> Si1entDave is glued to his bike, zx64 to his legs
%
Quote #1517:
<Si1entDave> Why would zx64 be glued to my legs?
%
Quote #1518:
<Banana> Silver would rather code than watch porn, /that/ is *sick* :) j/k
%
Quote #1519:
<zx64> <h1>306 Request all messed up</h1>
<zx64> The request your application sent to the server makes
<zx64> no more sense than... well.. women with clothes on :)<br>
%
Quote #1520:
<ficedula> There was an article on it in last months PC Plus - I was damn scared to open the mag and see Steve Jarvis staring back at me.
%
Quote #1521:
<bucko> I saw about 3 typos in his ad. You'd ting he'd put some /effort/ in.
%
Quote #1522:
<Sariel> All else in favour of shutting Silver in a box full of water?
%
Quote #1523:
<lionfish> zx - on the other hand, i'd prefer to use a magnet and a pin to access my HDD than KDE...
%
Quote #1524:
<Banana> if roger packwood could pack wood, then how much wood would roger packwood pack?
%
Quote #1525:
<Sariel> ...someone really should tell Dave Buckley that it's not actually required to write up reports of the socials...
<lionfish> k
<lionfish> nah, it's fun to watch him waste his life...
<lionfish> :D
%
Quote #1526:
<Skumby> and my real reason to come in today: To steal UT and take it home
%
Quote #1527:
<Sariel> I can see you also are a student of marine zoologoy...
%
Quote #1528:
<Sariel> You could commit suicide on the air, I've not heard of anyone doing that before. Then you could get people to call in to your not-so-deceased assistant and get people to guess how you died just from the sounds.
<Banana> zx64??
<Sariel> ...some people might consider it a bit tasteless, though, I guess...
%
Quote #1529:
<Sariel> Richard Stallman?
<ficedula> What about him?
<ficedula> That gonna be /your/ radio show? You burn a voodoo doll of Stallman live on air?
<Sariel> I was thinking more of whether it was he your greeting quote referred to
<Sariel> Although burning a voodoo doll of Stallman is attractive, I'd much rather set up a fake GNU/Linux User Group and invite him for a talk so we can have him shot and videotape it.
%
Quote #1530:
<zx64> sadiq: The only problem with you joining from your room is that Robo can't screenwatch you.
%
Quote #1531:
<lionfish> a 'priomap' with a 'tbf'... i see... :/
<lionfish> wtf?
%
Quote #1533:
<Mendoza> 'Petana and Uncle Jingles - the winning combination'
%
Quote #1534:
<Oz> I never say anything stupid
%
Quote #1535:
<Dementia> ouch kjust fell off ny chA8R
%
Quote #1537:
<zx64> "Oh Sadiq, what big harddrives you have!  All the better to l33x0r t3h jj00r43Z, my d34r!"
%
Quote #1538:
<Sadiq> bucko|sleep: Slep?
<zx64> "Oh Sadiq, what big harddrives you have!  All the better to l33x0r t3h jj00r43Z, my d34r!"
<Sadiq> you've even supplied quote-time on that one
<Sadiq> ahh hell
<Sadiq> !quote
<Sadiq> !quote zx64
<zx64> Hehe :)
%
Quote #1539:
<Robo> should have guessed it was bad from the subject ' Qestion about the werid Exception' 
%
Quote #1540:
 * ficedula damns the Sun keyboards to an eternity of torment in Redmond
%
Quote #1542:
<lionfish> ..oh.
<lionfish> that's NOT what i thought you were thinking.
<lionfish> d'oh!
%
Quote #1543:
<Mendoza> deranged?
<Mendoza> badly named and ill thought out?
<Mendoza> you'll fit right in
%
Quote #1544:
<Banana> no i think you'll find its Mmmmmm lesbian stuff...... :)
%
Quote #1545:
<ficedula> Sigh ... s'a good job I have no lectures tomorrow; the residents of Earlsdon seem to have taken to the 'gunpowder' part of Nov 5th rather enthusiastically
%
Quote #1546:
<Psyco__> lug is JWEBBS I'm a twat club, is it not?
%
Quote #1547:
<Sariel> Yeah, I heard they had /girls/ there and everything...
<Sariel> I mean, that's /scary/.
%
Quote #1548:
<ficedula> This is the point of OSP's ... the blame can just be passed around eternally, with noone /ever/ accepting responsibility :P
%
Quote #1549:
<Sar> /Damn/ I'm getting good at hurting these poor little buggers.
%
Quote #1550:
<Sar> Uh, that's Sculpting [figures of] dead people [out of putty], mind. I've not actually got any dead people in my room at this time...
%
Quote #1551:
<ficedula> Ah, it's open source, let anyone fuck it up ;)
%
Quote #1552:
<DrWatson> zx64: I preferred the posting in the CS118 newsgroup: "Can someone help me? I don't know what arrays are. I need a few pointers."
%
Quote #1553:
<zx64> "WARNING: This package CONTAINS SETUID ROOT BINARIES. This is a possible SECURITY RISK, although at the moment of writing this description not any known, unfixed one exists."
<zx64> Guess what the latest DSA is about?
%
Quote #1554:
<Si1entDave> Hmm. You mean a little backdoor in the controller app? Already planned it in the program spec.
<Banana> Sadiq> you're probably right there :)
<Si1entDave> (not that I said that of course...)
%
Quote #1555:
<Si1entDave> do it again. the bot is being lame.
%
Quote #1556:
 * ficedula cackles ... from this humble start, I shall move up to great evildoings, like stealing everyones cheese
%
Quote #1557:
<Sadiq> games waste your wife
%
Quote #1558:
<Sadiq> you distract him, i'll get the shovel.
<Sariel> Ops. Impersonating Ops is a bad thing to do.
<Sariel> Especially when they're paying attention.
%
Quote #1559:
<Mendoza> Sar, can you kick JinglyBOT? this is just getting silly
<Sariel> Hmmm... I /could/, but then I could also let the novelty run it's course. It'll wear off eventually.
%
Quote #1560:
<P5YCHO> UML sucks shit through a straw while being sodomised by a rabid orangutang
%
Quote #1561:
<lionfish> anyone have a key for Kylix3 open edition? :D
%
Quote #1562:
<lionfish> oh, well i'm just following instructions from LinuxFormat.
%
Quote #1563:
<Sadiq> "See the Borland CEO in hot new positions, exposed! NEVER BEFORE SEEN IMAGES, ONLY $9.95/month"
<Sadiq> "THIS IS NOT SPAM"
%
Quote #1564:
<lionfish> ...my monitors bouncing up and down too much... Musssttt kiiiillll
<lionfish> kiiiillll...
%
Quote #1565:
<Sariel> And yes. Of /course/ you should install it as root. You should do /everything/ as root. ;-)
%
Quote #1566:
<dee> zx64 is gay
<Sariel> Well, that was insightful.
<lionfish> indeed
<dee> sorry, i had a freudian slip.
%
Quote #1568:
<dee> zx64 sucks dick
%
Quote #1569:
 * lionfish has just reread zx's 'sploit and read the '1337' - oh :) 
%
Quote #1570:
<Robo> nah, theres the bit inbetween here and uni known as ntl's black hole :/
<Robo> where packets go in, stop for a couple of mins, then possibly come out the other side
%
Quote #1571:
 * Skumby beats nutscape to a bloody pulp of goto staements...
%
Quote #1572:
<Mendoza> asking you questions gives me a legitimate excuse to use irc during work anyway
%
Quote #1573:
<Si1entDave> bucko: your mocking would be so much more intimidating if it was grammatically correct.
%
Quote #1574:
<bucko> It's good because it twitches!
%
Quote #1575:
<zx64> Since if you go to 198.247.175.96, you won't get goatse.cx directly.
<zx64> Which on ballance, 
 * ficedula is disturbed by how zx64 knows that
<zx64> oops
%
Quote #1576:
<lionfish> where can i find out about the remote root exploit?
<zx64> securityfocus.com?
<lionfish> and do you think the uni would mind it i give it a shot from one of their machines?
%
Quote #1577:
<lionfish> rofl
<lionfish> LMAO
<lionfish> lol
<lionfish> heh
%
Quote #1578:
<ficedula> Wai! Magical tool! Wai!
%
Quote #1579:
<ficedula> bucko: Officially, of course not! We can't promote piracy! Unofficially, sure, you gonna be at the video weekend?
%
Quote #1580:
 * Mendoza decideds Phoenix is the first free thing he's ever liked, apart from candy from strangers. And that didn't turn out to be free in the end.
%
Quote #1581:
<Mendoza> the idea of multiple Sadiq's is pretty distressing
%
Quote #1582:
 * Mendoza finds it worrying that irc conversation seems to hinge in the presence of Silver
%
Quote #1584:
<zx64> So you didn't get "total satisfaction" from just one then?
 * lionfish notices his skin's going a funny colour...
<lionfish> lol
<lionfish> well maybe i did... ;D but i had to go back for more..
%
Quote #1585:
<lionfish> anyway, i think i'll go and hide the orangejuice and come back with some healthy-coffee
%
Quote #1586:
<Sariel> y'know, that extra year of work you're supposed to be doing?
<Fade> Shit. I *knew* there was a reason I was hanging around Warwick
%
Quote #1587:
<zx64> Oh, Sariel is here, better stop flooding the bot then.
%
Quote #1588:
<Banana> zx64> get ya r2r out m8ty :)
<zx64> Banana: Get your English out, please.
%
Quote #1589:
<Sariel> b) Most people - and you may find this shocking and suprising - /aren't/ actually that familiar with the kabbalah.
%
Quote #1590:
<zx64> Ugh, that was supposed to be a private email, please disregard.
%
Quote #1591:
 * ficedula uses an Acme Blame Divertor to shift all responsibility onto Mendoza
%
Quote #1592:
<bucko> Wow, I get to see my snuggly wuggly Mendoza again?
 * Mendoza laughs manically
 * Silver keeps his distance from bucko
<bucko> Oh, I don't. :(
%
Quote #1593:
<Banana> ARRGHH WILL YOU STOP THAHT zx64
%
Quote #1594:
<Sariel> I'd LOL, but it's become kind of associated with the whole lame archetype... ;-)
%
Quote #1595:
<Sariel> I mean, I could come around and shoot your friends if you like...?
%
Quote #1596:
<Sariel> I have water streaming constantly from my tap!
<Sariel> Oh, wait, no I don't.
%
Quote #1597:
<Si1entDave> May hordes of winged OS/2 users swoop down and torture you with tales of so-called interoptability!
%
Quote #1599:
<Banana> Tounge my Sexy Goat
%
Quote #1600:
<Si1entDave> OhMyGod! Bucko's been penetrated!
%
Quote #1601:
<Sariel> If I forget the password, I've more than likely already forgotten where I left the disk...
%
Quote #1602:
<Sariel> ...like all the really l337 people, NiMBUS isn't at university this year
%
Quote #1603:
<Banana> in da place
<Banana> hehe
%
Quote #1604:
<Mendoza> Sadiq must have by far the worst quotes to quotes made ratio
%
Quote #1605:
<Si1entDave> Hmm. He is not one with the cheese.
%
Quote #1607:
<Banana> there's enough typos in the maplin catalog to make your english teacher spew cheese everywhere
%
Quote #1608:
<bucko> To attract monkeys into putting him in their mouth>?
%
Quote #1609:
 * Sar will start a garage band called 'Warez' one day, just for the hits from Google
%
Quote #1610:
<cmb> _NO_, Si1entDave, you fool, it's cancelled this week.
<cmb> it is cancelled, isn't it?
%
Quote #1611:
 * cmb notices Si1entDave has not returned, and gets mildly worried
<zx64> cmb: Shall we divide his stuff up?
 * zx64 bagsies his flaming gear
<zx64> And his leatherman
<cmb> dibs on the divx collection :-D
%
Quote #1612:
<ficedula> "Exploit: people can use JinglyBOT."
%
Quote #1613:
<topcat> " If the links in your post aren't to Goatse, we aren't interested."
%
Quote #1614:
<zx64> (Yes, they do have non pr0n banner adverts)
<Si1entDave> Hmm. Intriguing.
<Mendoza> whats a non pr0n banner advert?
%
Quote #1615:
<bucko> "I suck for karma"?
%
Quote #1616:
<Mendoza> but Petana earnt her karma with 5p blowjobs
%
Quote #1617:
<topcat> You are free to choose, but you made the WRONG CHOICE, so we're making it for you now.
%
Quote #1618:
<Psyco__> The Bar is *Fucking rediculous*
%
Quote #1619:
<lionfish> yay! This track always comes on when Silver comes in?! why?! :D
%
Quote #1620:
<ficedula> From bash:    _____/\_________\o/__________         <-- Jaws attack
%
Quote #1621:
<zx64> lionfish: Ooh! Links! Click here!  And here! Oh and this too!  Not to mention this! ...
%
Quote #1622:
 * Sariel notes to kill Silver upon sight for the sake of his computer
%
Quote #1623:
<Dee> zx64 : done anal yet ?
<Dee> *analysis i mean
%
Quote #1624:
<Banana> debian = pile 'o wank
<Banana> loada rubish :)
<Banana> didn't even put xwindows on properly
%
Quote #1625:
 * Sar tries hard not to imagine an 80GB Deskstar laden with 4 Gauss rifles
%
Quote #1626:
<P5YCHO> Nah, you can shove shininess. I've got a rack full of blinking lights, knobs and LCD screens next to me :-)
%
Quote #1627:
 * ficedula cheers - J Webb is burning!
 * bucko would like a photo of JWebb burning to stick on the wall with some sort of moral.
%
Quote #1628:
<bucko> Ibuprofen is overkill unless you've broken your back or something.
%
Quote #1629:
<bucko> Pub without fice and silver would be like no pub at all.
%
Quote #1630:
<Sariel> They'll just assume I'm bringing some. They seem to think I'm their duct-tape bitch or something
%
Quote #1631:
<Si1entDave> No! I'm the Duct Tape Bitch!
%
Quote #1632:
<Sariel> OK, OK.... who here /really/ wants to die a slow, bloody and painful death?
<zx64> Oooh! Oooh! Me!
<bucko> Sariel: Howso?
<Sariel> And which of you are just faking it for attention?
<zx64> Oooh! Oooh! Me!
%
Quote #1633:
<Mendoza> diablo 2 is a cardiovascular workout for the right hand
%
Quote #1634:
 * bucko wants suck a system.
%
Quote #1635:
<bucko> If I kernel panic my PC during the lead-out, will the CD still work?
%
Quote #1636:
 * Sariel goes to clean up head
%
Quote #1637:
<Mendoza> I like the idea though: "Si1entDave's Live Rootes pr0n"
%
Quote #1638:
<Si1entDave> Sar: I would install Slack, but I need to recover the data _before_ I repartition and install Linux.
%
Quote #1639:
<zx64> Sadiq: CS120 is much more fun when you're sitting next to Silver :)
%
Quote #1640:
<DrWatson> OK, so we've established that Colm and Mike Joy suck. Why, exactly?
%
Quote #1641:
<Sadiq> The lowest of scum, even ranking below Dee
%
Quote #1642:
 * Si1entDave gets halfway down the corridor, and then relents. Aw fsck it, SuperNoodles are a balanced meal, right?
%
Quote #1643:
<zx64> CS120 would be more interesting if it was about bash.org instead of bash.
%
Quote #1644:
<Si1entDave> Yes, he does in fact have a very long, ah, um....
%
Quote #1645:
 * Si1entDave goes off to probe AnimeSoc.
%
Quote #1646:
<Sariel> "Jesus said 'Wretched is the body that dependeth upon a head, and wretched is the soul that depends upon these two'" - You see? Plainly, Maplins is the one Evil.
%
Quote #1647:
<DrWatson> I suppose that plugging them into each other is safer than, say, getting the copper cores from the wire coming from the plug and twisting them all together, then holding the splices with normal sellotape?
%
Quote #1648:
 * Silver appologieses for how he treated The Hat
%
Quote #1649:
<Sar> Wow. I didn't think I'd see the day but it's happened; something too wrong to quote.
%
Quote #1650:
<lionfish> "You know you're broken, when you start to enjoy your nightmares..."
%
Quote #1651:
<Si1entDave> kittens. surely you're going to get some nice spit-roasted kittens?
%
Quote #1652:
<Si1entDave> A pox on you, a Pox on you and all your decendents, and upon your descendents' descendents, and their dog, Socks.
%
Quote #1653:
<cmb> and why does nobody ever quote me, bobdamnit? I only have about 2 fairly boring quotes in the db :-/
%
Quote #1654:
 * robo makes note not to irc as root
%
Quote #1655:
<Banana> well you can get adult movies for region 0 acording to this thing flashing on my screen
%
Quote #1656:
<Si1entDave> Fsck you, you fscking fsck!
%
Quote #1657:
<Si1entDave> I have no choice. If I tried to not go, the LAN would still reel me in, pulling me ever closer to the centre of swappage and gaming. I cannot resist, even if I wanted to. Which I don't.
%
Quote #1658:
<cmb> there are... lamebots, Si1entDave... endless... lamebots... where ICQ messages are no longer typed... they are... spammed...  for the longest time I wouldn't believe it, and then I saw the spam with my own eyes...
%
Quote #1660:
<Banana> what i dont understand about the debian install are the menu items that say..... do this and we'll ignore the rest, or alternatively do this, and we'll bugger off somewhere queer, or alternatively alternatively, just bugger off entirely
%
Quote #1661:
<Si1entDave> Ooh, you like loving mokeys, do you?
%
Quote #1663:
<Si1entDave> No! Monkey overload!
%
Quote #1664:
 * Si1entDave actually gets off his ass and moves towards his trousers.
%
Quote #1665:
<zx64> Hold on a sec, gotta breathe in.
<zx64> Ok. done.
%
Quote #1666:
<zx64> You did compile in the right drivers into the kernel, not as modules, right?
<Sadiq> what drivers?
%
Quote #1667:
<zx64> Brb, cutting foot
%
Quote #1668:
<zx64> Hacking away at ones foot with scissors is rather interesting
<zx64> Man that blister had a lot of fluid in it
<Robo> zx - what vnc server do you use ?
%
Quote #1669:
<Sariel> Skumby's bits are bigger than your bits?
<Sariel> Oh, for the love of Bob, did I really just say that?
%
Quote #1670:
<bucko> I'm not even sure how that's a multiline quote.
<bucko> Since it was pre multiline quotes.
%
Quote #1672:
<Si1entDave> I just gave in to curiosity and went to this goatse thing everyone keeps mentioning. All I can say is:
%
Quote #1673:
<bucko> I found goatse quite funny.
<bucko> Well.
<bucko> One of the images was.
%
Quote #1674:
 * Si1entDave plans ways to throw as much goatse at DrW as possible, in an attempt to break his hand.
%
Quote #1675:
<Sariel> I think you have to find time for throat-cutting in there somewhere, too...
<Si1entDave> A friend of mine who did that says they were really quite eager to go once they heard that...
%
Quote #1676:
<Docta> http://localhost/cgi-bin/samba/smbdir.pl?host=10.3.6.6&share=C
<Si1entDave> how exactly is a link pointed at localhost going to help me?
%
Quote #1677:
<Silver> zx64: Sometimes you make sense. This is /not/ one of those times.
%
Quote #1678:
<bucko> I'm not playing NS from a maths dept Sunbox.
<bucko> These machines need mousewheels.
%
Quote #1679:
<bucko> zx64|work: I spammed 6 potential email addresses of a couple of friend's from home.
<bucko> One of them is jb1337@<cloaked to stop spam>
%
Quote #1680:
<Si1entDave> botrock. that's gotta be some sort of music craze.
%
Quote #1682:
<Banana> ok number 1) i'm an engineering
%
Quote #1683:
<zx64> Planet Online uses vegetables
%
Quote #1684:
<Banana> you're giving me nasty images
%
Quote #1685:
<Banana> you are too quick with that quote thing, you must have a bloody hot thingy
%
Quote #1686:
<Java> I suck. I suck like a cheap Bankok whore, so I do.
%
Quote #1687:
 * Java should be taken out behind the chicken hutch and shot. With an elephant gun. At point blank range. In the constructor.
%
Quote #1688:
 * zx64 hands Java a fish.
%
Quote #1689:
<Banana> backedy back, and stark naked! YAY! HUZZAR! etc :)
%
Quote #1690:
<Si1entDave> hulloo?
<Si1entDave> any inteligent life down here?
<Berg> me? no.
<zx64> Si1entDave: Dude, you're asking an irc channel.
%
Quote #1691:
<Si1entDave> I shall resist 'this isn't the unaccounted-for bandwidth you're looking for'-type phrases.
<Benito> No you won't
%
Quote #1692:
<Sar> Crack, Acid and bodygaurds to get them safely out the country 'til the fans have forgotten.
%
Quote #1693:
<Mendoza> shouldn't you all be in bed by now?
<Silver> Don't be silly.
<Si1entDave> feck off.
%
Quote #1694:
 * Si1entDave gives cmb a good kick in the goolies for being... oh. there you are.
%
Quote #1695:
 * cmb glances in disgust, nay, abject _horror_, in the direction of the knightcote common room, where they are watching the shawshank redemption, and star wars II, but... they *PAID* for *BOTH*... what a _WASTE_... :-(
%
Quote #1696:
<Si1entDave> Perl is never truly random. It has a pseudoquasirandomness all its own.
%
Quote #1697:
<Si1entDave> True procrastination requires effort, determination and above all, experience.
%
Quote #1698:
<cmb> Si1entDave: I'm just waiting for you to actually say "stop quoting me". then I'll quote that. then stop. promise! for a while, anyway.
%
Quote #1700:
<Sariel> !notveryrandomq Silver
%
Quote #1701:
<Si1entDave> !no way, I refuse to say anything more that is quoteable, especially not Oooh, eat my pussy Banana, gimme your hot monkey love.
%
Quote #1702:
<Psyco__> Well get a job Dave :D
<Si1entDave> What? I'm a CS student. Don't be so soft.
%
Quote #1703:
<Si1entDave> screw sandwiches. This is a LAN!
%
Quote #1704:
<Si1entDave> No, the Swiss Folls are mine! Made ny Old Fong, the swiss foll Master.
%
Quote #1705:
<Robo> I'm really going to regret this
 * Robo loads 2 copies of d3 to test
%
Quote #1706:
 * ficedula wonders whether the random screeches his hears are from inside the house, outside the house, or his MP3s
%
Quote #1707:
<zx64> Since you don't claim to be Sariel, I guess leaving a horses head in front of his house is out.
%
Quote #1708:
<zx64> I keep misreading "xmas" as "xmms"
%
Quote #1709:
<lionfish> coke is death
<lionfish> orangejuice is life
<lionfish> DrP is toxic.
%
Quote #1710:
<robo> fffffffffffffffffs
<robo> windows sucks 
%
Quote #1711:
<robo> I remove a drive that wasn't there when I installed it and it says it can't find the boot device
%
Quote #1712:
<NiMBUS> yay I'm back on ADSL... I can breathe again! :)
%
Quote #1713:
<ficedula> if (local_addr == "70 Westwood Road") { bomb_out(); }
%
Quote #1714:
<NiMBUS> I looked at "The-Bar" and thought "Gah! WT*F* have they done to the Airport???" - IMHO, it's really lame.
%
Quote #1715:
<bucko> The most fulfilling way you can live life is to continually try to make other people happy; that way bad stuff never touches you. :)
%
Quote #1716:
<Robo> my pc's been auto-downloading criticial updates from ms for over 5 hours now
%
Quote #1717:
<NiMBUS> I don't know quite what you're talking about, but it sure sounds messy!
%
Quote #1719:
<Banana> feck i couldnt remember and i've just read it
%
Quote #1720:
<Si1entDave> Hold on, I just saw that line... What wife?
%
Quote #1721:
 * zx64 listens to what might be an orgy going on next door, except all the shouting is in a language he doesn't know.
%
Quote #1722:
<Mendoza> http://www.aeriscosplay.com/index.php
<Banana> lol
<Banana> girls rock :)
%
Quote #1723:
<Banana> i didn't read the /sexstorage/ bit until i pasted it here
%
Quote #1724:
<Mendoza> no, shinyness == great
%
Quote #1725:
<Robo> and opposite me was ryan
<Robo> who != benito
%
Quote #1726:
<Si1entDave> Sar: But if you do something like that, I'll never pose for you again!
%
Quote #1727:
<Sar> Like the streaming video ports at www.novellporn.com
 * Sar waits patiently for someone to complain that the link is broken
<zx64> Works for me
%
Quote #1728:
<Si1entDave> I am _NOT_ a half-crazed Russian. I just stole his hat.
%
Quote #1729:
<Sar> Skintone is right out, really, as well, since it's inside and a digicam.
%
Quote #1730:
 * cmb eyes JinglyBOT suspiciously
%
Quote #1731:
<ficedula> bucko: Who'd you go with?
%
Quote #1732:
<lionfish> hello? :-.
 * lionfish pokes Silver.
<Silver> Oh yes! Oh *yeeeees*!
<lionfish> ?!
<Silver> *ahem*
 * lionfish unpokes Silver
<Silver> Yes, lionfish?
 * lionfish regretted that.
%
Quote #1733:
<Banana> you'd be deprived of some of your manly goodness if you did that lionfish :)
%
Quote #1734:
 * Silver stops corrupting lionfish's output
%
Quote #1735:
<Dementia> thou shalt answer me immediately or feel my wrath :)
<Jesus> yikes
 * Jesus switches machines
%
Quote #1736:
<cmb> heh... having fun? :-p
<Sar> He's coding Bitch. What do you /think/?
%
Quote #1738:
<zx64> Si1entDave: Anime doesn't involve exertion.  Well, hentai maybe, but in general...
%
Quote #1739:
<T0PCAT> Hmm, too much bitch, started terminating my comments with ;
%
Quote #1740:
<Sariel> I think it's a really good thing that people want to preserve the language, so long as none of them want to /use/ it.
%
Quote #1741:
<bucko> ¢nnµjßðæ@e¶¶øþ
<bucko> Ooops.
%
Quote #1742:
 * ficedula knows Sariel certainly has Mahoro's skillz with knives...
%
Quote #1743:
<ficedula> ARTHG_(HGT!
<ficedula> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<ficedula> Mahoromatic >> Dependencies
<Silver> ROFL
<iBob> hehehehehehe
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Quote #1744:
 * ficedula rereads SexyLosers 
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Quote #1745:
<ficedula> Actually, it's probably echo "j00 is l4m3" > /proc/sys/random/crap/specialflag
<iBob> you make it sound like a chore...
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Quote #1746:
<iBob> yeah, sar, what's that photo of jesu from s8 about?
<Sariel> I doubt very much I'll finish it...
<iBob> he's not an anime character!
<iBob> he's not two-dimensional!
<iBob> (is he?)
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Quote #1747:
<zx64> My legs probably make up the bulk of my height
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Quote #1748:
<zx64> Somehow, I think someone would comment if I did /nick zx64|anal
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Quote #1749:
<Q> though it looks a bit like the astro sign for 'male' when it's flacid with this font
<Q> \ instead of /, i'm sure you get the jist
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Quote #1750:
<Banana> sucky sucky suck suck
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Quote #1751:
<Si1entDave> I think you've been eating too much cheese my little bijou-monkyette.
<Banana> erm
<Banana> yes
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Quote #1752:
 * Skumby is concerned by Banana's knowledge of his genetalia
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Quote #1753:
<bucko> My nipples are fatigue free.
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Quote #1754:
<cmb> JinglyBOT: FFS, multi-line quotes: use 'em or don't, but for the love of all that is sacred, DON'T just TRUNCATE THEM!!! grr!
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Quote #1755:
<P5YCHO> do the services have a hole to be sodomised in?
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Quote #1756:
<Petana> ...and has returned with a giant tub of yoghurt
<Sariel> the source of the smell, or just a distraction? ;-)
<Petana> the latter
<Petana> it was the way he came up and said "I couldn't find the source of the smell but look what i found!!! <glazed eyes>"
<Sariel> Heh
<Petana> I pissed myself laughing....yet another smell for him to deal with
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Quote #1757:
<Sariel> I can keep this up all night, you realise?
<Silver> True, but so can I.
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Quote #1758:
<Silver> I'm assuming the fact I /did/ know where P5YCHO was doesn't exclude me from the sucking lot, right?
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Quote #1759:
<Si1entDave> You guys are all very weird, you know that don't you?
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Quote #1760:
<Skumby> who's the biggest heh-er?
<zx64> Silvhehr
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Quote #1761:
<lionfish> ...i don't like to say this, but i want to rush through the book and finish it. Imagine you're on a run, and it's dark, and you have to run through a dark and creepy wood...
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Quote #1762:
<lionfish> ...names of people are so unnecessary.
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Quote #1763:
<Sar> Laser surgery on yourself! Laser surgery!
<Sar> Damnit... you beat me to it...
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Quote #1764:
<ficedula> "That's right: I'm willing to sacrifice my artistic integrity, and sell Dilbert's body, to get the job done. It's called "marketing," and no one said it would be pretty."
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Quote #1765:
<lionfish> large quantity of sticky stuff on desk...
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Quote #1766:
<lionfish> if i hear one more person say 'bang quote' I WILL be forced to kill someone.
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Quote #1767:
 * lionfish goes on an insane kill rapage...
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Quote #1768:
<zx64> "Step off bitch or I'll overclock ya!"
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Quote #1769:
<Banana> wow potting boxes are cheap
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Quote #1770:
 * Sariel goes to empty the clipped-off ears and the cut-off little fingers from the bin before his parents get home
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Quote #1771:
<Rellik> New Years Day is 31 December, right?
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Quote #1772:
<NiMBUS> it sounds verbose enough to be a Java method
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Quote #1773:
<bucko> Blurry eyes!
<bucko> Erm.
<bucko> Blurry monitor!
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Quote #1774:
<Silver> If /anything/, it's got lost in the encoding of the quotes DB, due to H being lame.
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Quote #1776:
<Banana> do i get quoted just when i say 'fondle'??
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Quote #1777:
<Sariel> Yeah. Just install WinXP, and all these problems will go away.
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Quote #1778:
 * Banana batters pspice to within a simulated inch of its life
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Quote #1779:
<Sadiq> and I swear to god, if the only way to play it multiplayer is IPX, i'm going to visit the Westwood offices myself with a copy of TCP/IP for Dummies and beat them all to death.
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Quote #1780:
<Mendoza> and Sar, just because you keep the hearts of dead animals, it doesn't mean all of us do
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Quote #1781:
<iBob> but don't quote me...
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Quote #1782:
<lionfish> okay...maybe deleting random words won't work.
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Quote #1783:
<Mendoza> cows are always to busy harping on about anchor butter. we're doing people a favour by eating them
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Quote #1784:
<Robo> oo, apparently I can have more fun with windows 95
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Quote #1785:
<bucko> We've reactivated your USERNAME AND PASSWORD                                    
<bucko> At absolutely no charge!!                                                       
<bucko> 
<bucko> Your username is: cum201                                                        
<bucko> Your password is: slut201                                                       
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Quote #1786:
<Dee> I have just invented a new word - poppastack. It defines the act of fucking up, during the telling of a story or a joke. e.g. if you mess up the punch line of a joke, someone would say "dude, you popped a stack", or "you poppastack-er"!
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Quote #1787:
<ficedula> You can always rely on me for your incest-related requirements. In a non-personal sense.
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Quote #1788:
 * NiMBUS seconds Parachutes being good, and wonders if that'll stop Mendoza liking it
<Sar> Hmm... Uriel appears to be a right bastard. What a suprise.
<Mendoza> ha! your plan is foiled NiMBUS! besides, i like most of the ff7 soundtrack
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Quote #1789:
<Mendoza> so his sister is only his sister biologically?
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Quote #1790:
<Banana> people put 2 and 2 together and get 3.142
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Quote #1791:
<Skumby> He's writing a program that makes a maze navigate a robot
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Quote #1792:
 * Si1entDave reboots Banana
<Si1entDave> (endless loop)
 * Banana 's eyes spin round like fruit machines'
<Si1entDave> Now starting Windows AI.....
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Quote #1793:
 * Banana 's eyes uncannily display a very small windows flag
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Quote #1794:
<Banana> a dirty whore?
<Si1entDave> the anti-l33t?
<Banana> thought you said nyargh! bloody knob! then
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Quote #1795:
<Banana> DJ{X}tream in da place, in ya face, and smashin up your radio
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Quote #1797:
<Si1entDave> Ah shit.
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Quote #1798:
<Si1entDave> Ah shit.
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Quote #1799:
<Banana> DJ{X}tream in da place, in ya face, and smashin up your radio
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Quote #1800:
<Si1entDave> Help! It's the reincarnation of a mad BJ!
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Quote #1803:
<Banana> post coital pickled onions?
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Quote #1804:
<Oz> I find that linux has on oddly calming effect on me
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Quote #1805:
<Skumby> I'm gettting up and going to sleep with normal people again, not bats and Silver
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Quote #1806:
<Skumby> and the great thing is that both quotes are good
<Sar> Wow. Quote one, get one free!
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Quote #1807:
<Skumby> mmmmm.... zombie flesh
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Quote #1808:
<Sar> Yeah, that'll be it. Check the port forwarding and the firewall, check up on Lino, find out when would be best to take time off over christmas and copulate with Bucko. I'm sure one of those items isn't correct, but I can't quite put my finger on which...
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Quote #1809:
<NiMBUS> "there's too much blood in my caffeine system!"
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Quote #1810:
<Banana> Keyorrrrrrrrraaaa!! OGGY OOGY BOOGGY
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Quote #1811:
<Banana> not just cmb with a skirt :)
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Quote #1813:
<Banana> oh.... theres people dieing outside
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Quote #1814:
 * Banana sniffs his underarms...... hmm..... fresh monkey......
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Quote #1815:
<Skumby> mwahaa.. first years fretting.. Is there any sweeter thing?
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Quote #1816:
<cmb> the following controllers have changed: all of them. would you like to carry on playing with your old bugs, or shall I give you some new ones?
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Quote #1817:
 * Skumby hasn't seen Eva
<lionfish> [stunned silence]
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Quote #1818:
<ficedula> "Organic matter ... dubious composition ... potentially damaging to all carbon based lifeforms ... give it to Fi"
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Quote #1819:
<zx64> Si1entDave: Ok, you can stop pretending to be Jake.  Although you haven't said bichatse yet...
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Quote #1820:
<Si1entDave> Why should I say that? I'm not Jake. That word is Jake's word. I am only sufficiently l33t to utter the correct reply.
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Quote #1821:
<zx64> All Hail Bichatse
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Quote #1822:
<zx64> NO YOU FUCKERS IT'S A REAL WORD! DON'T FUCKING STEAL IT FOR YOUR OWN RETARDED "WORDS"!
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Quote #1824:
<Sadiq> Ahh.. you must have missed the one with Si1entDave, the Gherkin, the mains supply and a Jehovah's Witness.
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Quote #1825:
<Banana> rofl, one hole, two fingers :)
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Quote #1826:
<Banana> OI! i thought i was safe cos you were in the shower :P
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Quote #1827:
<Banana> go away before i asphixiate you with my man beasts!
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Quote #1828:
<Banana> actually i could imagine walking up to Si1entDave, saying 'Have you seen my cmb?', and pulling chris out of my pocket and waving him around :)
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Quote #1829:
<Banana> anyone get the feeling that silver has shagged the bot? :)
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Quote #1830:
<Sariel> So how long does this laiming list thing normally take to propagate a mail?
<Sariel> Uh... mailing list. Freudian slip...
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Quote #1831:
 * Banana gets ready to go and mug cmb @ 23:05 :)
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Quote #1832:
<Skumby> damnit... now where's Rellik gone?
<Sariel> He left.
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Quote #1833:
<iBob> and why hang around on irc when you could hang around on actinia
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Quote #1834:
<iBob> damnit, too slow with the anti-quote....
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Quote #1835:
 * iBob considers kicking cmb & stealing his nick
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Quote #1836:
 * Sar notes anyone who descirbes 802.11 testing as a party is a very sick individual indeed. ;-P
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Quote #1837:
 * michael notes CG152 was the cause of my 802.11 testing party breaking up too early.....
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Quote #1838:
 * Si1entDave notes that Sar is old enough and ugly enough to go to bed when /HE/ wants to.
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Quote #1839:
<Silver> Generally, doing anything is in breach of the DCMA...
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Quote #1840:
<Silver> lionfish: the AOL protocol used over the tunnel is well-known, if not actually documented.
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Quote #1841:
<Banana> hey we can go perv at the ground floor ladies, all the nets have been taken for washing :))
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Quote #1842:
<Sariel> Bobdamnit, my desk is far too far away from my desk.
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Quote #1843:
<bucko> Oh, COOL.
<bucko> iproute can fiddle with the local routing, too.
<Si1entDave> So?
<bucko> It allows me to fsck things up more.
<Si1entDave> excellent.
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Quote #1844:
<cmb> ficedula: why on god's green earth could you possibly not like linux?
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Quote #1845:
 * Banana fondles
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Quote #1846:
<Sar> Videos. Playgirls Spy Big Breasts Pussy Sex Toys Orgasms for Voyeurs. ... 
 * Sar is confused
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Quote #1847:
<Paul> mine's on-topic, but it's about as well argued as.. well.. an argument that someone lost
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Quote #1848:
 * cmb notices evolution has put cs119 all highlighted and bold on his todo list... I KNOW, ALRIGHT, I FSCKING KNOW!!! :-(
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Quote #1849:
<cmb> but waiit... just when you thought it was safe to come out from behind the terminal... it's the chilling sequel... *dramatic chord sequence* the _TECHNICAL MANUAL_! :-(
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Quote #1850:
 * cmb smiteth cs119 from his todo list... take _THAT_, evil essay of doom!
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Quote #1851:
<Sariel> And then one of them, said, in that profound kind of way you con only manage in such situations, "Or iBanana."
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Quote #1852:
<Sariel> Uh... I wouldn't /actually/ want your viscera.
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Quote #1853:
<Sariel> Well, I wouldn't /necessarily/ want your viscera
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Quote #1854:
<Sariel> Think of the difference in cost between the latest top'o'the charts album, and, say, /Holland/ by the Beach Boys.
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Quote #1855:
<Sariel> Ok, so you're rating the database engine on how good the thirdparty, free drivers are for it to work with a non-industry-standard database interface protocol to a shitty programming language?
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Quote #1856:
<Sariel> But not as much as French, which just /really/ sucks.
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Quote #1857:
<Sariel> And yet, still I suck at it.
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Quote #1858:
<Sariel> zx: Bad luck. Sariel != Rellik
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Quote #1859:
<Sadiq> zx64: You live in Wales, drop the conversation there, right now. No bloody transaction support will save you now.
<zx64> Heh
<zx64> We have ELECTRICITY over here!
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Quote #1860:
<zx64> "You've had a horrible head injury, with half your body going numb and all you can think of is 'Darn, gotta tell the folks on IRC about this'"
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Quote #1861:
<zx64> "if any of you usually snip your network wires while your computers are still running...then you need exception handling"
<Sadiq> this guy makes Jarvis appear normal
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Quote #1862:
<Silver> Yeah... I'm not sure if I'm supposed to do that for free or not. :)
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Quote #1863:
 * Silver kicks Janet
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Quote #1864:
<Sadiq> "sadiq is peddling lurid hardcore pornography which mercer uses to ease his ache for the girl he left behind"
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Quote #1865:
<zx64> "rellik is a wanker url"
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Quote #1866:
<zx64> "rellik is a macro virus that is designed to work with microsoft excel"
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Quote #1867:
<Sariel> Ok, OK, my 'real name' is "Just pain and death, and Visa slips" - note how my parents were cool enough to name me after a Neil Gaiman quote some fifteen years before Gaiman wrote it...
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Quote #1868:
<Sadiq> I'll take you in a sec
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Quote #1869:
<Sariel> What the hell is up with all this quote/unquote?
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Quote #1870:
<zx64> We're so lame we need pattern matching in ¡quote
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Quote #1871:
<Sariel> Get out of my quotes, whore!
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Quote #1872:
<Sariel> Do I really strike you as the kind of guy who has well-documented psychological problems?
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Quote #1873:
<Sariel> All my psychological problems are very sparsely documented, thankyouverymuch.
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Quote #1874:
<Sariel> I have a piece of paper certifying that I wasn't psychotic when I was seven!
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Quote #1875:
<NiMBUS> "bucko is an air emission source within the meaning of section 114 of the act and is therefore subject to the requirements of section 114 of the act"
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Quote #1876:
<NiMBUS> "lionfish is extremely painful and can vary in intensity from something like a bee sting to an excruciating pain"
<NiMBUS> time to stop that now...
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Quote #1877:
<Sariel> Only the english words aren't written in regular latin alphabet, they're written in a subset of the japanese character set which happens to /look/ like the latin alphabet.
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Quote #1878:
<bucko> I don't have any porn.
<Skumby> mmmmm.... hole-drillingly good fun
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Quote #1879:
<bucko> And as for this "Is there pornography on your computer" thing.
<Sadiq> YES?
<bucko> Well, it really DEPENDS how long it's been since I cleared out my CACHE, DOESN'T IT?
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Quote #1880:
<bucko> But if I visited the pr0n, I'd want it in my webcache anyway, for quick repeat access.
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Quote #1881:
<Sadiq> I've got a !QUOTE compulsive !QUOTE problem right now.. like Torretes, just with a keyboard. I could end up quoting anyone, but since Sariel's !QUOTE always talking, it seems to !QUOTE favour him.
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Quote #1882:
<Sadiq> THERE WAS NO NEED TO QUOTE THAT EUAN!
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Quote #1883:
<bucko> cmb quotes everything. If cmb is here, it's like <randomperson> Blah <cmb> quote! <anotherperson> Foo <cmb> quote!
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Quote #1884:
<zx64> I'm really Sadiq
<Sadiq> I'm zx64.
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Quote #1885:
<bucko> STOP ACCESSING MICROSOFT.COM, WE NEED TO UPGRADE IIS!
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Quote #1886:
<bucko> IRC is like spam that flames you back.
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Quote #1887:
<JinglyBOT> notthejinglybot became exploitable at Wed Dec 11 00:13:13 GMT 2002
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Quote #1888:
<Sadiq> I'd love to change CS118 to teach Brainfuck
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Quote #1889:
<Sadiq> this is the wrong place to ask, isn't it?
<Sadiq> ok... time to join efnet
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Quote #1890:
<zx64> Sadiq: Me begging for quotage isn't unusual though
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Quote #1891:
<zx64BOT> quote me! quote me!
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Quote #1892:
<Sar> May I say that I'm far too lame for my own good.
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Quote #1893:
<NiMBUS> yes, one day RellikBOT shall take over from Rellik as king of lameness
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Quote #1894:
<iBob> * iBob has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nickname Enforcement)))
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Quote #1895:
<DrWatson> bucko: essay, n: See 'waffle'
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Quote #1896:
<Si1entDave> What? A fine, hand-crafted bot, made by genuine ethnic bot-builders from Rhajistahn? For Me?
<Sadiq> we couldn't get the Rhajistahni's on in it.. we had to settle for the Irish.. sorry.
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Quote #1897:
<Si1entDave> RelikBOT, I declare that you are lame!
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Quote #1898:
<Michelle> "I need you to tell me what browser I am using. Is it Netscape 2.0? The reason I need to know is that I have read that Netscape 2.0 distributes a virus called Java."
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Quote #1899:
<Sadiq> We have to resist the temptation to quote _everything_
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Quote #1900:
<bucko> Wheee, my Perl skillz suck!
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Quote #1901:
<bucko> Windows users don't need a user group. :)
<Sadiq> yes they do.. combined group therapy.
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Quote #1902:
<Sadiq> if this is a redirect to goatse.cx, i'm driving to Wales tonight.
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Quote #1903:
<bucko> Note to self: Must stop pressing random magic sysrq combinations "just to see what they do".
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Quote #1904:
<bucko> Ooooh, my hentai game has downloaded!
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Quote #1905:
<bucko> Silver|Theming: Rock chick in hardsuit!
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Quote #1906:
<bucko> I played all the way through, but only got all the way with 3 girls - this best friends little sister, which happened kinda accidently, the childhood friend, and the teacher.
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Quote #1907:
<zx64> On IRC, nobody knows you're naked (unless you have a webcam)
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Quote #1908:
<Sadiq> Lilmuckers: Or zx's homechannel.. #goatse.cx
<Sadiq> more like homochannel.
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Quote #1909:
<bungleBot> Who am I? : "Me, want quotage? I don't _want_ quotage, I've just had quotage thrust apon me."
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Quote #1910:
<lionfishy> [2hr cut off... oh how i long for cable...]
<lionfish> grr,
<lionfish> i know why i keep dc...
<lionfish> ...the phone cable got caught around the bottom of my duvet...
<lionfish> ...so whenever i moved i pulled the cable...
<lionfishy> wtf
<lionfishy> grr!
<lionfishy> okay the phone cable was caught around my duvet + the duct tape holding the plug in is non-sticky.
<Sadiq> hello
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Quote #1911:
<zx64> What's the corridoor betwen USouth and UNorth then? :)
<Banana> the outer limits
<Banana> the void
<ficedula> Rounding errors.
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Quote #1912:
<zx64> Think cmb is managing without si1entdave?
<Banana> i think the symbiotic link needs restoring :)
<zx64> I wonder what he's like at home now? "Can you do the dishes for me dear?"  "QUOOOOTE! Uh, I mean, yes mum"
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Quote #1913:
<ficedula> quotus quotus quotus est est.
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Quote #1914:
<bungleBot> Who am I? : ""
<Sadiq> wow.. it's broken
<zx64> Oh, hard one
<zx64> !guess Silver
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Quote #1915:
<bungleBot> The answer was... 
<zx64> ...
<zx64> The suspense is killing me
<zx64> bungleBot: Tell us the fucking answer!
<zx64> Stop being a tease!
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Quote #1916:
<zx64> Heh, this sounds like a cunning plan to get lionfish to destroy his ? and ! keys
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Quote #1917:
<Michelle> The good stuff always is :(
<kara> it's rubber :)
 * Michelle giggles
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Quote #1918:
 * iBob wonders what Michelle was doing in #hell
<Michelle> Just visiting
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Quote #1919:
<Michelle> don't worry, I'm clueless but interested, one of the more dangerous arrangements possible
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Quote #1920:
<Si1entdave> Hold on, again? What's happened to the damn thing? A full term serving god knows what to a society of born tinkerers, and it holds. A few weeks of hols and it goes down TWICE? Somebody sacrifice a small rodent to something.
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Quote #1921:
<Docta> don't you love that moment of realisation?  "Hmm... mouse frozen, keyboard not responding... no change on IRC, cd burning process failed...gkrellm clock not advancing!  Holy crap!  Time doesn't stand still!  I've crashed!"
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Quote #1922:
<bucko> It's 'cos I'm black, innit?
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Quote #1923:
<NiMBUS> Disabling telnet is a *bad* idea.
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Quote #1924:
<Jingly> no, but you can always smell when someone has been using it
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Quote #1925:
<Sadiq> zx64: Don't worry, my parents are taking a few litres of Morphine.
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Quote #1926:
 * Lilmuckers goes to pr0n splice
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Quote #1927:
<Lilmuckers> a big fat cock at the end of a film just makes it perfect
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Quote #1928:
 * Michelle offers something diet safe and tasty too, then :P
<NiMBUS> aren't those mutually exclusive?
<zx64> No, those two can go together, but not with noncarcinogenic
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Quote #1929:
 * lionfish grrs at the lack of straight CS students here.
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Quote #1930:
<Actinia> Christmas is genius, you just buy cds for people that you want, then rip 'em to mp3...
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Quote #1931:
<Actinia> Skol: A free shudder with every mouthful.
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Quote #1932:
<zx64> Had a very merry Quotemass?
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Quote #1933:
<KALI_1900> oh back to some festive wubbing
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Quote #1934:
<bucko> As people speak English to you IRL, you see yellow romanji appear above their waists?
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Quote #1935:
<zx64> What does "otaku" mean?
<bucko> Fonboy.
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Quote #1936:
 * zx64 has a good xmms, but his xmas was okish
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Quote #1937:
<Sadiq> 2) I'm going to have no luck with women for the rest of my life now, seeing as i'm soo soo madly deeply in love with Legolas.
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Quote #1939:
<bucko> I read that as Double Date Rape, thinking you were continuing your hentai game theme.
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Quote #1940:
<Sadiq> i am in car'
<Sadiq> on motorway
<zx64> Are you driving?
<Sadiq> holding phone against 
<Sadiq> lapto-p
<Sadiq> shit, brb gotta avoid an old lady
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Quote #1941:
<Sadiq> finally.
<Sadiq> I can type with two hands
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Quote #1942:
<Sadiq> What do R and S do?
<zx64> Make an "arse" sound when you put them together?
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Quote #1943:
<DrWatson> A channel? Really? I thought it was a yellow striped iguana that's called 'Alfred' and is feeling a little bit queasy.
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Quote #1944:
<Sariel> Silver: you're not using it under liennucks though, right?
<Silver> Sariel: No, that would be silly.
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Quote #1945:
<Silver> Oh, I do love finding comments like "DEBUG: WTF?" in my source code.
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Quote #1946:
<Robostac> I really couldn't tell you what my reload key is - I just press it and it reloads, don't actually think about it
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Quote #1947:
<Sadiq> it's not what it looks like.
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Quote #1948:
<Sariel> I appreciate that it's not a particularly enthusiastic tagline, but - Use NT5! It Actually Works!
<bucko> That it does.
<bucko> Better than WINE, even.
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Quote #1949:
<Banana> slackware is the only dist i have been able to get working sensibly, and that i can _understand_
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Quote #1950:
<bucko> And the large burly men didn't push me around.
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Quote #1951:
<bucko> I must rememebr never to spend money again.
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Quote #1952:
<bucko> Did you know that tentacle rape is just another way of saying "Hello!" in Japan?
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Quote #1953:
<bucko> I had a girlfriend once, I'llhaveyouknow.
<bucko> I just never met her.
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Quote #1954:
<Sadiq> Michelle: This is not bitching, this is a history lesson. We must learn from past experience.
%
Quote #1955:
<bucko> I am a Stacy Effect Well.
<Silver> lol
<Silver> That's a bad thing, right?
%
Quote #1956:
 * Sariel has this wonderful image of George Bush on a monitor somewhere deep in the white house where a guy is playing with the 'Centre', 'Fully Justified' and 'Right Align' buttons...
%
Quote #1957:
<merle> an overly enlarged clitoris and rather swolen labia? ;)
<bucko> Like in that hentai game on Something Awful.
%
Quote #1958:
<Silver> Polish me all you want, just don't set fire to me. :)
%
Quote #1959:
<zx64> Kinky
<Silver> Look who's talking. ;)
%
Quote #1960:
<zx64> lionfish: Hush, stop trying to change the world ;-)
%
Quote #1961:
<Sariel> Crap! I just got an order confirmatin email and I hadn't realised I'd dlicked the "Spend lots of money" button yet! I was still deliberating!
%
Quote #1962:
<Sariel> You're /eating/ *Cardinals*?
<bucko> With beef.
%
Quote #1963:
<Sadiq> You can _BUY_ the pope?? Where?
<Sariel> eBay.
<Sariel> Where else?
%
Quote #1964:
<Sariel> Annoying little bastard, too.
<bucko> Is he some sort of Christian?
%
Quote #1965:
 * Banana does more gimp downloading
%
Quote #1966:
<Silver> Ah, yes. that's just DCS being their usual pile 'o crap.
%
Quote #1967:
 * lionfish feels like a freak, and noone will believe him if he said he doesn't look at pr0n...
%
Quote #1968:
<freecheese> so you're the compsoc role model?
%
Quote #1969:
<iBob> heh
<iBob> that's almost a lol
%
Quote #1970:
<Sadiq> I've got a small one they gave me, but I need the bigger one
%
Quote #1972:
<bucko> We are in a state of not only being absent from here, but having a location so undefined, the difference between that and not being anywhere at all is negligable.
%
Quote #1973:
<bucko> si1entdave: You are too lazy and tight. Pub.
%
Quote #1974:
<Sadiq> WELL DON'T JUST FREAKING TELL US ABOUT IT, SHOW US SOMETHING.
%
Quote #1975:
<si1entdave> How long is Sadiq's RaW thing?
%
Quote #1976:
<si1entdave> How long is Sadiq's RaW thing?
%
Quote #1977:
<PSYCHO> you're going to whip the cream out of him?
<Banana> PSYCHO: please :)
<Banana> show some decorum :)
<si1entdave> PSYCHO: translation: handjob?
%
Quote #1979:
<Sariel> Got to a good bit last night - the archangels of God kidnapped Eve and raped her repeatedly...
<Sariel> ...I swear I don't remember any of this stuff being in /Genesis/...
%
Quote #1980:
<Sariel> Bi/cha/*tse*!
<Si1entDave> That looked like a regex for a moment.
%
Quote #1982:
<Si1entDave> Ooh. quick thought. how do you do signal handlers in Perl?
<Sariel> Just type a load of random crap, 
<Sariel> PM it to Bucko and say "My perl signal handler isn't working, could you help me debug it?" 
%
Quote #1983:
<Skumby> IT sucks having to wait for LANs to see the new movies
%
Quote #1984:
<Sariel> You should really have asked Silver, you know how he loves explaining this sort of thing to people...
%
Quote #1986:
 * Petana also remembers the chocolate willy in her bag - thanks Gemma
%
Quote #1987:
<Si1entDave> I am not ranting. I am making a considered statement. And yes, I do follow the Way of The Penguin.
%
Quote #1988:
<ficedula> i586 ... how retro
%
Quote #1989:
<bucko> I'm not evil, I just enjoy a bit of fun. :)
%
Quote #1990:
<Oz> ok, so I've got a switch that switches my fans between 12V and 5V by changing which pins from an IDE connector it uses... but when I switch it, there's a slight disturbance in the image (on the monitor) - any clues as to why?
%
Quote #1991:
<Sariel> Sadiq: I'm very clever. ;-P
<Sadiq> when you're not encouraging first degree murder, yep.
%
Quote #1992:
<Banana> speaking of putty, i'm off for a shower
%
Quote #1994:
<lionfish> help me!!!
<lionfish> my hair's gone insane!
%
Quote #1995:
<Robo> although I must admit, I can warp like a belgian
%
Quote #1996:
<Banana> and if you say the words 'recompile' and 'kernel' in the same sentance, i may have to kill you
%
Quote #1997:
<Si1entDave> case default: blame H
%
Quote #1998:
 * Sariel also remembers NiMBUS's run in, that is, but guesses he wouldn't /mind/ lesbians dropping around his house to model, it just wasn't what he meant
%
Quote #1999:
<iBob> let's get some lesbians for the LAN!
%
Quote #2000:
<Sadiq> I'm still in favour of sending a random note to ITS, telling them we have three of their machines and we'll only return them if we get 400,000,000 print credits deposited into an anonymous account.
%
Quote #2001:
<bucko> "Ejaculation is Carried Out and it is Milky -- Nanami Yusa (region 2)"
<Sariel> Uh... yeah.
<Sariel> If you say so. Now could you /please/ stop quoting J-List to the chan?
<bucko> I was looking for Di Gi Charat merchandise.
%
Quote #2002:
<bucko> I am sick, she's my mom!
%
Quote #2003:
<bucko> I am sick, she's my mom!
%
Quote #2004:
<Skumby> killling housemates is never excessive
%
Quote #2005:
<Banana> Si1entDave: you're on a tranny? oh dear
%
Quote #2006:
<si1entdave> Sadiq: you have women in your hall who just randomly sit on you?
%
Quote #2007:
<ficedula> Don't worry, we'll just write P2P plugins for sr3d
%
Quote #2008:
<zx64> Ok, that time of the year again: Shower time
%
Quote #2009:
 * Zatneichatel comes back disheartened that said tangerines have lost their orangeyness in favour of something whitey and greenish, instead taking solice in a tube of Jaffa Cakes.
%
Quote #2010:
<Zatneichatel> Dont' worry, the big bad mechas can't hurt you...
<ficedula> Sod that, I want one of them...
%
Quote #2011:
 * Skumby will be suprised if this big pile of botch works
%
Quote #2012:
<Skumby> Fail: 1-1=0 WTF...
<Skumby> I can't compete with this level of stupidity
%
Quote #2013:
<ficedula> Remember, this is Mike "I don't like animé, I'm coming around tomorrow with a 20GB hard drive to copy some though" Lionfish Smith
%
Quote #2014:
 * Sariel will soon have a small ninja horde
%
Quote #2015:
<Si1entDave> Ya know, some conversations only work at between 2-6am. Admittedly, some don't work at all.
%
Quote #2016:
<Banana> take a bit of sucking to get down
 * Si1entDave considers the relative merits of falling over.
<Zatneichatel> I have trouble swallowing that sort of thing
<Banana> it'll come with practise
%
Quote #2017:
<Silver> No, I don't do anything like that.
<Silver> I just watch the cute fluffy animé.
%
Quote #2018:
<Mendoza> when H was in charge, it was lame, but at least it was a controlled standard of lame
%
Quote #2019:
<ficedula> DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT try to modify the hardware in your PC while drunk
%
Quote #2020:
 * lionfish is gonna bring "how to paint and draw" to his next lecture...might as well learn something in them...
%
Quote #2021:
<Sar> Oddly enough, the woman with the wavy hair, the shorter jacket and the handbag is /much/ easier...
%
Quote #2022:
<Zatneichatel> Starting softly with a dose of Prof. Duron, and coming to a climax with the pleasant overtones of Steve Matthews
%
Quote #2024:
<zx64> Ooh, we can specify the calling convention to use when importing dll functions into C#
<lionfish> I can't wait :/
%
Quote #2025:
<lionfish_> "win 2k couldn't start 'cause the following file is missing or corrupt: \WINNT\System32\Drivers\Ntfs.sys" lol
%
Quote #2026:
<Banana> helps if you're root to do rooty things
%
Quote #2027:
<bucko> AHA!
<bucko> I'm just lame!
%
Quote #2028:
<banana> Mmmmm... Silver naked....
%
Quote #2029:
<Jingly> The alternative is to buy yourself 4 wheel clamps and clamp yourself, so that no-one else can
%
Quote #2030:
 * Sar mistrusts artists
<Sar> Uh... I didn't mean that, I meant;
 * Sar distructs sculptors
<Sar> Um...
%
Quote #2031:
<bucko> I like "cone".
%
Quote #2032:
<zx64> There be a "hat" in bichatse
%
Quote #2033:
<bucko> Goddamn, Hentai games never work in WINE.
%
Quote #2034:
<Sadiq> man, I should soo have better things to do with my life than sit in #compsoc whilst on the train
%
Quote #2035:
 * lionfish needs to drink more coffee before he can reach the 'ranting-state-of-mind'
%
Quote #2036:
<Banana> now what was that about greasing monkeys? :)
%
Quote #2038:
<ficedula> "This essay is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE."
%
Quote #2040:
<Robo> and mine's probably smaller
%
Quote #2041:
<Banana> Well bugger me with a broom stick.
<Sariel> Actually, that's not a bad plan;
%
Quote #2042:
<Banana> BUCKO I WANT YOUR BABIES! 
<bucko> Banana: No you don't. 
<bucko> They'll be hairy, fat, and geeky.
%
Quote #2043:
<Silver> He's pushing his lick there, though.
%
Quote #2044:
<Sariel> How much, oh lord of the hot-swappable IDE drives?
%
Quote #2045:
<Robo> have large screen porn showings in the union ?
<Sadiq> We'd use the membership fee to buy a hard disk to stick lots and lots of porn into.
<bucko> Group porn appreciation sessions?
<Si1entDave> Show much porn, get discounted rates on sex toys, annual outing to Amsterdam...
<Zatneichatel> Probably like WSC, but porn
%
Quote #2046:
<Sadiq> My freaking thing goes off everytime someone does that.
%
Quote #2047:
<bucko> DAmnit, once you die, you're scrwed, aren't you?
%
Quote #2049:
<Banana> I am the Kiwi master, and only I am permitted to squeeze my Kiwis :)
%
Quote #2050:
<Banana> We need more monkey quotes
%
Quote #2052:
<Sadiq> I've got to talk my monitor and case over through campus
%
Quote #2053:
 * lionfish lies back exhasted...
%
Quote #2054:
<Sariel> (coventry, one of only a few cities in the Uk that /really/ don't deserve capital letters...)
%
Quote #2055:
<zx64> bucko: Was it you that set my homepage to goatse.cx?
%
Quote #2056:
<bucko> zx64: Actually, I didn't find goatse too sickening.
%
Quote #2057:
<Sariel> Does the word 'overengineering' mean /anything/ to you perl people?
<bucko> No.
%
Quote #2058:
<ficedula> Mmmm, monkey
%
Quote #2059:
 * Silver wonders why he isn't revising
<ficedula> Because you're on #compsoc. Duh.
%
Quote #2060:
<Silver> Because it's analyzing your brainwave patterns, and downloading the stuff you'll want tomorrow.
%
Quote #2061:
<Banana> Sariel: yes i am one of those /debian/ people, though it depends on what you mean by /people/
%
Quote #2062:
 * Skumby wonders why he shouldn't be using Kazaa?
<Zatneichatel> Because the RIAA will sue you!
<Jingly> because it contains too many identical vowels
%
Quote #2063:
<Zatneichatel> Sccoby Doo: Four teenage snitches and a talking dog the size of a small cow sticking their nose anywhere and everywhere that will draw out a half-hour slot between Friday Fun-Night and Saturday Crap-o-rama
%
Quote #2064:
<Jingly> The Dave bit I don't mind being inaccurate - but oh the joy of some silence...
%
Quote #2065:
<Banana> RAGHH!!
<Banana> where the hell did that sound come from
%
Quote #2066:
<Banana> uh, ok, linux is crashing around my ears now
<Banana> the joys of being unstable :)
%
Quote #2068:
<Sadiq> well.. I can't get a hash, no matter how many keys I hit
<Si1entDave> You should be using a bong.
%
Quote #2069:
<Zatneichatel> What do you eat with
<Banana> monkeys.
%
Quote #2070:
<Banana> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
%
Quote #2071:
<Banana> remember, pickled onions are a post-cotial delight.
%
Quote #2072:
<bucko> I can apparently do the same in Linux, but I don't know how.
%
Quote #2073:
<Robo> the worst thing you can do to boss is *submit* things, that usually seems to take it down pretty quickly
%
Quote #2074:
<Sadiq> the first milestone was tiny but we spent ages watching Lino bitch to _every_ helper in the lab who couldn't run away fast enough about Java's lack of controllable memory management, then he just kept rocking to and fro muttering "where has the data gone? It's lost. It's lost."
%
Quote #2075:
<cmb> there are only 2 species awake at 3am: evil blood-sucking invincible zombies, and students. and apparently they weren't students... RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
%
Quote #2076:
<Zatneichatel> On mine it just says 609.04, since unlike you, I haven't gone on a caffeine-induced rampage in which my inventory program's feature set tends towards that of emacs
%
Quote #2077:
<Sariel> ...I /didn't/ know it had a 'hardcore' category, though.. ;-P
<ficedula> It has an /anime/ category. ;)
%
Quote #2078:
<ficedula> "Normal person" ... "bash-script" ... logic error ... please rephrase.
%
Quote #2080:
<Si1entDave> Note: The only valid answer is 'Because I can, damnit! Buwahahaha!'
<Silver> And because it's a cool way to waste the Uni's bandwidth.
%
Quote #2081:
<topcat> task manager has been disabled by my friendly system administrator
<Silver> Task Manager has been enbabled by my friendly security loophole I found.
%
Quote #2082:
<Silver> Si1entDave: X has fucked terminology. So screw you. :P
%
Quote #2083:
<Si1entDave> Silver: No it doesn't. it keeps getting rids of them.
<Silver> Si1entDave: I mean that in the sense of 'it likes /eating/ them'.
%
Quote #2084:
<T0PCAT> The amount of bestiality pr0n I get to my hotmail account is beginning to disturb me.
<Si1entDave> But surely /you/ specify what's right.
%
Quote #2085:
<Sariel> Mmm... I agree. glass covered in arterial blood is shiny, whilst unsplashed blood is dull, in the boring kind of sense...
%
Quote #2086:
<Sariel> I don't think they come with detachable heads, Bucko...
%
Quote #2087:
<Banana> Leave the poor guy in peace to nick Basket's Fruit :P
%
Quote #2088:
<Sariel> Noir is fantastic. Good plot, nice characterisation, and reasonable animation. You'll hate it.
%
Quote #2090:
<Sariel> Like calculus, but without the germans.
%
Quote #2091:
<ficedula> Everybody evolves the Beachball Theory on their own.
<Sariel> Like calculus, but without the germans.
%
Quote #2092:
<Sariel> In the beginning was the word. And the word was "... um..."
<ficedula> "In the beginning, there was only Godberg..."
%
Quote #2093:
<lionfish> I feel like I've been tied to a branch and beaten with base-ball-bats studded with nails by a host of demented evil pixies.
%
Quote #2094:
<ficedula> You shouldn't put too much faith in that thing; it's not, after all, animé-based.
%
Quote #2095:
<Robo> [01:33.22] <K^BOt> ^C15,1(569^B(1)^B569) ^C14<@dx> lo m8y <@ech> except i'm regretting what i just said on the phone <@dx> to who? <@ech> just been on the phone to a girl should be seeing this week for first date type thing <@ech> in fact i aint going into it <@dx> gwan <@dx> i like to hear these things <@ech> i told her about fucking difference between tcp and udp...errrrrr
%
Quote #2096:
<Oz> ne1 have a slot a mobo lying around
<Oz> ?
<PSYCHO> heh
<Banana> oh yeah, i've been _there_ before :)
%
Quote #2097:
<Jesu> no net sex in here please!
%
Quote #2098:
<ficedula> You're overclocking your lungs?
%
Quote #2099:
 * Jesu is worried that eating f00d will mean putting down 'From Hell'
%
Quote #2100:
<Banana> Mmmmmmmmm SuSE...... Mmmmmmmmmmm Yast........ MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm AUGFGHHHHHHHASDDHHHHHHHH <spews over floor>
%
Quote #2101:
<Banana> I can spell Faux Pars
<Banana> i think
<Banana> hmm
%
Quote #2102:
<lionfish> something /must/ be wrong... it should take at least 40 minutes to get anything working in linux...
%
Quote #2103:
<Robo> mm, sounds simalar to my day, except for all the parts after got up
%
Quote #2104:
<Banana> i'm sure this must be a trick question
<bucko> Banana: He's probably trying to draw a ninja stripping off and knifing someone in the back simultaneously.
%
Quote #2105:
<bucko> I think we should use Nutsy.
%
Quote #2106:
 * Jingly is suprises: a CS student who actually washes his clothes
%
Quote #2107:
<Si1entDave> ohkay dokay, This has a weird dragon with fans in its wings, surrounded by helicopters in the first five mins of the first ep. This must be from The Final Fantasy stable.
%
Quote #2108:
<bucko> Who has a thing for female students, and extreme amounts of violence. Not at the same time, though.
%
Quote #2109:
<Zatneichatel> Wouldn't it be easier if Silver/DrW/whoever just gave us direct write access the Jinglotrons kb, pico, some sugary snacks, and a few hours of what should be CS124 lectures?
%
Quote #2110:
<Zatneichatel> Whoever it was, though, need to be brought before the channel and burnt at the stake
<Zatneichatel> Preferably before #lug, they'll be mean and unforgiving
%
Quote #2111:
<bucko> I'm tempted to add the address just to see if the spammers really /are/ getting clever.
<Si1entDave> Bucko! Don't go into the darkness! Don't let them pull you in!
%
Quote #2112:
<Sadiq> I know but have you actually picked a course?
<Sadiq> or are you just here as General?
<Dementia> think its general but I wont be doing that next year
%
Quote #2113:
<Sadiq> i'm trying to write a lab report and I can't even write a coherent sentence.
<Dementia> lol
<Dementia> i didnt the sensible thing of finish it yesterday
%
Quote #2114:
<Dementia> I only didn't get 100% because I got some of the answers wrong :(
%
Quote #2115:
<zx64> Taking is one thing.  Putting on the other hand...
<Dementia> ..what?
<zx64> Nothing, it's just fun to put on the other hand from time to time.
<Dementia> ....you are odd
%
Quote #2116:
<zx64> Step 1: Get students to mark their own work
<zx64> Step 2: ???
<zx64> Step 3: Profit!
%
Quote #2117:
<Jingly> come play with me
%
Quote #2118:
<bucko> It's basically about a student-teacher who likes young girls, and is an ex-gang member, and a black belt at some martial art or other.
%
Quote #2119:
<Mendoza> 'Oh no, its my arch nemesis. I must use... Giga frisbee spin'
%
Quote #2120:
<lionfish> mmm I broke amazon.co.uk...
%
Quote #2121:
<Jingly> we didnt kamfen enough flaggens
%
Quote #2122:
<Zatneichatel> If anybody has any good /specific/ ideas of what Linux-related things to actually do on a laptop as a group besides hax0ring something or someone, then I'll happily bring mine along
%
Quote #2124:
<Silver> zx64: No, but I usually read each line at least twice to fully understand what's being said.
<zx64> I didn't mean you with that remark.
<Silver> Sorry, should have read it more times then. :)
%
Quote #2125:
<Mendoza> Now Sar, put that knife I'm sure you're holding away
 * Sariel puts the knife down
<Sariel> ...and goes to look for his gun
<Mendoza> see, thats the spirit
%
Quote #2126:
<Mendoza> can i have you're geforce when you go to prison
%
Quote #2127:
<lionfish> the moral is: Don't do exercise.
<lionfish> ever.
%
Quote #2129:
<lionfish> gah, tried alt-tabbing to my other computer's keyboard...need help.
%
Quote #2130:
<lionfish> heh 
<lionfish> *hey!
%
Quote #2131:
<lionfish> I can't wait for the whole society to be destroyed by her...
%
Quote #2132:
<Sariel> I much prefer to think of myself as a Caeser than as a Queen. ;-P
%
Quote #2133:
<bucko> Damnit, I want a toilet that makes that noise.
%
Quote #2134:
<Robo> and now I see the point of the really really annoying invisible wall bits in the jungle section of sof2
<Robo> it stopped you getting utterly totally lost
%
Quote #2135:
<Skumby> but can it take a heavy laser hit and carry on computing?
%
Quote #2136:
<Robo> u2 actually seems to be quite good
%
Quote #2137:
<Toaster> Diablo 2 at gaming??? Isn't gaming supposed to be fun?
%
Quote #2138:
<lionfish> Dem: USB wasn't designed to replace IDE, it was designed to replace PCI/ISA.
%
Quote #2139:
<Skumby> mmmm... 4 holes left...
%
Quote #2140:
<ficedula> This is some usage of the word 'leet' where you mean 'it sucks', right?
%
Quote #2141:
<Skumby> Quote Frenzy!
%
Quote #2142:
 * cmb waves the quotesabre threateningly in zx64's direction for questioning my knowledge of quote-foo
%
Quote #2143:
<ficedula> Take half the length of a piece of string, convert into seconds, then square it....
<Silver> ...and you're no closer to the answer.
%
Quote #2144:
<Skumby> I click, it bings
%
Quote #2145:
 * zx64 wonders if he'll be marked down if he just writes "CBA" in the Suggestions section.
%
Quote #2146:
<Si1entDave> I just CBA to write Can't Be Arsed.
%
Quote #2147:
<cmb> you dare to evade the quotesabre of doom?
%
Quote #2148:
<cmb> hhhhhhallo. my name iss inigo montoya. you kill my fa^W^W^W evade my quotesabre. preepare todie.
%
Quote #2149:
<Si1entDave> You bitch!
<zx64> You perl!
%
Quote #2150:
<zx64> Hence the n33d 4 l33t: in case your keyboard gets fux0r3d, you can still type on IRC, although people may think you've suddenly lost about 60 IQ points.
%
Quote #2151:
<Sadiq> No, had it been guys I wouldn't have hesitated to throw a punch
<Sadiq> but you can't really floor a drunk girl
<Sadiq> that's just not right, it'll get you kicked on some servers.
%
Quote #2152:
<Si1entDave> What you don't know is zx64 is sitting next to me on my laptop and snorting Iced Tea.
%
Quote #2153:
 * Silver isn't sure a knife will cut it
%
Quote #2154:
<Banana> i spelt it both ways
<Banana> just to make sure
%
Quote #2155:
<Skumby> From UWarwick.whinge: "uptime is just "look at the size of my cock!" in geek"
%
Quote #2156:
 * Sariel decides running random things from c:windowssystem32 probably /isn't/ such a hot idea after all...
%
Quote #2157:
<Sadiq> that's why I took up kickboxing
<Sariel> To fend off the pensioners?
<Sadiq> no no no, to get chicks dammit.
%
Quote #2158:
<bucko> The negation of Occam's Razor would suggest that an arbitrarily complex explanation is just as good as th simplest one.  (E.g. God and his cat created a robot called Sparky who built the universe from parts bought from a shop in another dimension).
%
Quote #2159:
 * banana slaps ncurses with a big.... slappy..... thing
%
Quote #2160:
<Banana> doh, i missed my chance to take out the ice cream man
%
Quote #2161:
<Sariel> Actually, it means /absolutely nothing/, since the object of both expressions is the first word, which is never /fully/ defined...
<Sariel> So from now on, all references to 'HURD' should instead refer to the product as 'Bollocks'.
<Sariel> Or, to be more accurate, 'GNU/Bollocks'
%
Quote #2162:
<Petana> last saturday : 2 girls got naked,1 had to run down the street dressed in a porn star nurse outfit,kat and i got covered in cream, 2 pairs had to simulate sex positions on each other in order to burst balloons....
%
Quote #2163:
<Sadiq> I could actually target each and every department individually.
<Robo> hehe
<Sadiq> you know.. short, single syllable words for the Arts students.
<Sadiq> lots of acronyms for the CS students
<Robo> heh
<Sadiq> and plain abuse for the Engineering students
%
Quote #2164:
<Petana> ok if there was such a think as an Ann Summers geek, or a knob geek then i guess i would be one
%
Quote #2165:
 * Si1entDave suddenly realises why he can't think what Petana looks like.
<Si1entDave> Act I can think of, as she's been to LANs, and hence there are pictures.
%
Quote #2166:
<Si1entDave> I could instantly start doing the can-can down the coridoor if I wanted to.
<Si1entDave> Not that I will of course.
<Si1entDave> It kinda freaked out the other guys last time.
%
Quote #2168:
<Si1entDave> Last time I tried I discovered I could get my little finger up my nose to the second knickle.
%
Quote #2170:
<Mendoza> bobdammit, i sleep with the exec and all i got was this lousy voice
%
Quote #2171:
<Mendoza> Sven Co-oping? Is that what he and Ulrika called it?
%
Quote #2172:
<Mendoza> with the combined coding talent here we could probably release a Compsoc Strip Poker. Of course, it'd be in perl, you /really/ wouldn't want most people to strip, but...
%
Quote #2173:
 * Rellik prefers straberry nipple lick himself
%
Quote #2174:
<Robo> can I be bothered to join in with urban terror
%
Quote #2175:
<Skumby> my right hand's dead
%
Quote #2176:
 * Skumby tickles the news server
%
Quote #2177:
<Skumby> fecking sims.. don't know what they want, but they're whingey buggers
<topcat> burn 'em
<Skumby> mmmm.... good plan
<Skumby> brb
%
Quote #2178:
<Jingly> my team is full of italians :/
%
Quote #2180:
<iBob> er, why is keeping silver alive a good thing?
%
Quote #2181:
<Sariel> "Dear lecturers - please let Robostac^H^H^H^H^H^H^HRobert off of lectures today, as he was covered in vomit the previous night. Thank you, a concerned graduate."
%
Quote #2182:
<Robo> personally I'd go for whatever chrispy drives, he got it up to 90mph without trying on the way home, but then again this was on ice and we were only actually going about 20
%
Quote #2183:
 * Robo goes to have silver + vomit + dsa related nightmares
%
Quote #2184:
<bucko> At least alchohol doesn't impede intelligence.
%
Quote #2185:
<bucko> Si1entDave: Not as long as Jingly's, though.
%
Quote #2186:
<Si1entDave> Heh. You hear that guys? You exist only for Sariel's own personal entertainment.
%
Quote #2187:
<Sadiq> err.. Lino's at it again.. he's going apeshit because they're using a hash table but only doing a linear search through the list. He's managed to grab most of the lab TA's and reduce a few to tears.
%
Quote #2188:
<Mendoza> i'm not entirely sure how you can have an evil terminator more impressive than one that can shapeshift and look like robert patrick
%
Quote #2189:
 * Michelle has managed to figure out how to make eva make sense!
<ficedula> Acid?
<ficedula> Crack?
<Sar> Suicide?
<Si1entDave> Sleep depravation?
<Jesu> Hip-Hop?
%
Quote #2190:
<Jingly> Jingly's Tip for survival #237: *Listen* to the apparently psychopathic woman you find on any vessel you board.
%
Quote #2192:
<Sadiq> Has bucko still got his hand up Jingly's ass?
%
Quote #2193:
<Sadiq> Yes, we were seduced by Mike Joy long ago. Those curly locks, that girly smile, the petite figure, how could any of us resist?
%
Quote #2194:
<Docta> I apologise on behalf of my entire county... apart from the farmers, they're bastards
%
Quote #2195:
<_PSYCHO> thought for the day: C++ compilers suck
%
Quote #2196:
 * Skumby personally likes explosions, but each to their own
%
Quote #2197:
<Sariel> Cowboy Bebop will grab you by the balls.
%
Quote #2200:
<Sariel> I'll decide what I consider worth quoting. ;-P
%
Quote #2201:
<Will> skumby share buffy please
%
Quote #2202:
<bucko> Hmmm, looks better with the new pink.
%
Quote #2203:
<Banana> MMmmmmmmmm pretty flashing collision light...
%
Quote #2204:
<Docta> Also, it's beautifully ironic... "The Duefo Underground filesharing network - So underground, we put posters around campus"
%
Quote #2205:
<Banana> cmb: I shall see you in rootes hunny. You'd better be wearing that skimpy red tu-tu I bought you for xmas ;)
%
Quote #2206:
<Mendoza> ah, but as an animated character he'll be vulnerable to flames. but i'm also vulnerable to flames. damnit
%
Quote #2207:
<Jingletta> Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
<Jingletta> Soon *every* child on the planet will be able to spell Phoenix
%
Quote #2208:
<Jingletta> I can't concentrate on strafing japanese carriers with penguin-people behind me
%
Quote #2209:
<MXW> I need more friends
%
Quote #2210:
<MXW> luckily my dyslexia is at a whopping one hdnurde pecrent
%
Quote #2211:
<MXW> that's what makes a game nowadays
<MXW> micromanagement
%
Quote #2212:
<Sariel> I shall leave you momentarily to your compiler, then, as I go back to inking Lilith's hair.
<Sariel> Actually, that sounds even /more/ like a euphemism, doesn't it...
%
Quote #2213:
<bucko> Oh, FFS, I suck.
%
Quote #2214:
<Zatneichatel> Hi, I'm Zatneichatel and when I'm not thinking of interesting and novel ways of mutilating Doron, I'm listening to the Lev and Pat show!
%
Quote #2215:
<Psyco__> Out of interest, is Generals *supposed* to look like this?
<Psyco__> without any textures at all...
<Psyco__> all pink?
<MXW> You have it in 'CAMP' mode
<MXW> try turning masculinity up
<Psyco__> how?
<MXW> It's in MAN OPTIONS
<MXW> I think.
<MXW> Or I may just be ad-libbing massively
%
Quote #2216:
<Jingletta> Ahem. I got it on.
%
Quote #2217:
<Banana> Urghhhh kill me.
<MXW> done
%
Quote #2218:
<Jesu> to clarify - cov - l337n355 - leam - c00ln355 - kenilworth - ???
%
Quote #2219:
<Sadiq> So we're not sure what exactly Nutsy rang up, but it sure as hell wasn't _that_ laserquest.
%
Quote #2220:
<Banana> Next time i see you, I shall endevour to act like I have been recently jumped apon and raped by the local monkey.
%
Quote #2221:
<cmb> !quote Banana
<Banana> Zatneichatel: Whats the stats n' settings and /things/ on your wireless stuff? :)
<Sadiq> No cmb! Don't quote it.. that was quotebait.
<Banana> better than quoting myself :P
%
Quote #2222:
<Sadiq> No cmb! Don't quote it.. that was quotebait.
<Banana> better than quoting myself :P
%
Quote #2223:
<ficedula> Runge Kutta ... was he one of the Sith?
%
Quote #2224:
<Jingletta> I mean, I ran in slow motion down the beach, with my thin white clothing slightly dampened by the sea air, and my labrodor at my side, but I still didnt feel complete
%
Quote #2225:
<Jingletta> They let you out at lunchtimes?
<Jingletta> And you come *back*?
%
Quote #2226:
<Sadiq> Bingo is a great place to pick up old ladies
%
Quote #2227:
 * Sariel waits for Jingly to mail EA saying "I /was/ going to buy Road to Rome, but I discovered you printed the manual on sheap white paper, so I'll just warez it instead."
%
Quote #2228:
 * Silver goes to put it up himself
%
Quote #2229:
<Banana> damn widgetless bear
%
Quote #2230:
<Banana> I would have 'given it to you' tonight but you were not for dinner :)
%
Quote #2231:
<Jesu> or you could have one night of techno-lust with sparcy
%
Quote #2232:
<Dementia> The /Aluminium. kinda suggests its made of Aluminium :)
%
Quote #2233:
<Skumby> seeing as I'm my money source, I wouldn't fall for such an obvious ploy
<Jingly> ah
<Sadiq> depends how drunk you are.
 * Jingly chuckles
<Jingly> This is what student loans are for
%
Quote #2234:
<Sadiq> You can't use Windwows 95 as a secured system? I'd have thought that in 7 years, MS'd have been able to slap enough band-aids on it's ass that even Mitnick himself couldn't crack it.
<Silver> Well, to make '95 secure, you kinda need to have no mouse, keyboard, network, and preferably no monitor attached to it.
%
Quote #2235:
<bucko> You chased off the fish!
<Silver> Heh. He runs away at "Hello".
%
Quote #2236:
<Silver> Looks far too dodgy, and it's from zx64.
%
Quote #2237:
<bucko> Use Hurd! Use Hurd!
<bucko> Only a _few_ kernel panics!
%
Quote #2238:
<Banana> Did you /have/ to have your first orgasm in #compsoc?
%
Quote #2239:
<Jingly> Skumby, swapping a motherboard is like making a bed, you have to move lots of stuff to do it, but its not really hard
%
Quote #2240:
 * Jesutidying desperately wants JinglyBOT
%
Quote #2241:
<Mendoza> no card is worth vacumn cleaner noises
<zx64> Or indeed vacuum cleaner like behaviour
%
Quote #2242:
 * Sariel curses his father
%
Quote #2243:
<Jingly> Oh shit, has doza bought a radeon?
%
Quote #2244:
 * Silver fails to follow anything
%
Quote #2246:
<Mendoza> A short time ago in an irc channel quite quite nearby...
%
Quote #2247:
<Sariel> Regular porn doesn't /usually/ involve hamsters /or/ tentacles!
<Mendoza> tentacles i'll give you
%
Quote #2248:
<Dee> Zx64, how did your anal go ?
%
Quote #2249:
<zx64> Ok, enough anal for one night.
%
Quote #2250:
<Sadiq> now all it needs is for me to make a reference to Goatse.cx and the night's complete.
%
Quote #2251:
<Silver> zx64: Now *that* I'd like to see.
<Silver> Or hear, depending how you look at it.
%
Quote #2252:
 * Si1entDave is doing the bits he can atm.
%
Quote #2253:
 * cmb left the odd gaping hole here and there also.
%
Quote #2254:
<zx64> Silver|Lina: I'm a maths student. /Of course/ I can't count.
%
Quote #2255:
<zx64> cmb: You should love SML: It has "quote n"
%
Quote #2256:
<zx64> Michelle: Who've you done this time?
%
Quote #2257:
<Oz> I don't have a left side
%
Quote #2259:
<Jingly> Sariel, we can try - oh *please* can we try
%
Quote #2260:
<zx64> Wet work as in wet wet work?
%
Quote #2261:
<T0PCAT> well technically you get a man to cook for you and have sex with you
%
Quote #2262:
<GeneralJingly> I like a man who takes the easy route
%
Quote #2263:
<GeneralJingly> You need weaning
%
Quote #2264:
<Skumby> mmmm... an army of Sariels..
%
Quote #2265:
<Jesu> Hail Sariel! Lord of all!
%
Quote #2266:
<Sariel> Damn you, Fice!
<Sariel> Quit stealing my jokes seconds before I hit enter!
%
Quote #2267:
 * cmb collapses in a heap. or... nah, more of a linked list... i.e. I'm all over the place.
%
Quote #2268:
<Mendoza> there was me thinking that ettercaps were d&d monsters that hung around with giant spiders
%
Quote #2269:
<Banana> Mmmmmmmm mysteriously odd smelling keyboard...
%
Quote #2270:
<Sariel> Young age like -3 months?
<Mendoza> your brother is 3 months older than you?
<Sariel> How did you work /that/ one out?
<Mendoza> i going to take a stab in the dark and guess that you have different mothers
%
Quote #2271:
<Jesu> emergency personalities?
<Jesu> ooooh, tea
%
Quote #2272:
<Zatneichatel> We were fine last night, and I imagine everything will be super and flowery tomorrow morning. This is ITS. What could possibly go wrong?
%
Quote #2273:
<Jingly> Yeah, they said something about getting a mortar, but all I got was this lame square hat
%
Quote #2274:
<Banana> I can do it but not without delphi in front of me
%
Quote #2275:
<Jingly> I demand you immediately implicate yourself to having links with the gay-arm of Al Quaida
%
Quote #2276:
<Sariel> Hoe big is it?
%
Quote #2277:
<Sariel> Damnit, their adminitrator password isn't 'password'
%
Quote #2278:
<Si1entDave> 'Quote, or not Quote. There is no 'almost'.'
%
Quote #2279:
<ficedula> Banana: No thanks, I like mine shaved, for easy skinning.
%
Quote #2280:
<Jingly> !quote because you wanted it
%
Quote #2281:
<Banana> I object to all this sex on the television..... I keep fallin' off.
%
Quote #2282:
<Seldo> "Hello, we're here to inspect your vibrators"
%
Quote #2283:
 * Mendoza was never quite sure why women need more than one vibrator. its not like men buy special gloves shaped like someone elses hand
%
Quote #2284:
<lionfish> it's like some sort of miracle or something.
%
Quote #2285:
<Silver> Gah... my Mozilla spell-checker's complaining I missplet "Mwhahaha".
%
Quote #2286:
<lionfish> I SUCK!
<lionfish> I /REALLY/ SUCK!
%
Quote #2287:
<Sariel> "Follow me, my son, and I shall take ye to the promised LAN"
%
Quote #2288:
<T0PCAT> fell asleep watching a few good men :/
%
Quote #2289:
<Skumby> you're all sad, you know that, don't you?
%
Quote #2290:
<Si1entDave> Mr Stabby, do do ad do do doooo, doo doo doo da doo it's Mr Stabby...
<Robo> Si1entDave - silvers not here :p
%
Quote #2291:
<Robo> oh god
<Robo> its tuesday
<Skumby> It's been tuesday for some time
%
Quote #2292:
 * Silver thinks lino just doesn't want to lose, as usual
%
Quote #2293:
<Banana> cmb is our lives
%
Quote #2294:
<Si1entDave> Banana: I pull an acceptable pint.
<Si1entDave> Just wish I could pull an acceptable bird.
%
Quote #2295:
<Si1entDave> desiny? Goddess of misspellings?
%
Quote #2296:
<Stikman> You lot don't half talk about boring stuff! Mmmm... grapes....
%
Quote #2297:
<Stikman> im famous at lats!
%
Quote #2298:
<Zatneichatel> The first steps on a long road to miscellaneous non-contextual quoteage...
%
Quote #2299:
<Silver> Ok, the bot's just male. The save command needs to be via PM /as well/.
%
Quote #2300:
<Pulp> My wrist is still v sore
%
Quote #2301:
<ficedula> OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
<ficedula> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Skumby> shut up, santa
%
Quote #2302:
<Sariel> Mail me thing, I run thing.
<Sariel> You mail thing steal credit card info, I kill thing then pull off your thing and choke you with it.
%
Quote #2303:
<Mendoza> its called Z because its the last thing you'd ever want to do
%
Quote #2304:
<Skumby> bet that got the bloke screaming
%
Quote #2306:
<Si1entDave> Bah. You're all stealing my hairy donkey balls.
%
Quote #2307:
<ficedula> Hmm ... searching for 'CLAMP' on eMule gets me a roughly even split between manga and bondage pr0n...
%
Quote #2308:
<Silver> Funky. I have a 1KB file that's fragmented into 35 peices.
%
Quote #2309:
<Mendoza> what's waking up?
<Mendoza> it doesn't sound very healthy
<Petana> its not,trust me
%
Quote #2310:
<Petana> cmb are you just some crazy guy with a wierd quote addiction that not even #compsocs vast library of past quotes can cure?
%
Quote #2311:
<Banana> which is eric idle then, not the ginger one?
%
Quote #2312:
<Zatneichatel> Sadiq: You're thinking of the soiled underwear clause
%
Quote #2313:
<ficedula> Bad news if your fingers /were/ a rough wooden stick, I guess.
%
Quote #2314:
<Si1entDave> Bob the builder and X-rated porn will do that.
<Sadiq> "I've come to fix your roof"
%
Quote #2315:
<Jingly> Could *anyone* offer a rational explanation of how I got Arctic Silver on my ARSE???
%
Quote #2316:
<Petana> piss is fine...its the ikea hot dogs you want to watch out for
%
Quote #2317:
<Skumby> I've still got huge blobs missing from that
%
Quote #2318:
<Robo> took a look at the mark and thought 'oh shit', then realised it was out of 10 :)
%
Quote #2319:
<Skumby> You can read me like a fully indented Bitch program
%
Quote #2320:
<lionfish> yikes
<lionfish> loud bang from washing machine...
<lionfish> ...hmmm
<lionfish> oooh another...
<Skumby> remove the grenades
 * lionfish should check on that...
%
Quote #2321:
<Sadiq> Silver: Oooh
<Silver> Sadiq: Uhhh
%
Quote #2322:
<bucko> I was wobbling like a wobbly ho earlier.
%
Quote #2323:
<Skumby> You forget that most of the people using quakenet are 12 year old twats who I wouldn't want to step on, let alone talk to
%
Quote #2324:
 * Silver was, as the conversations makes clear, bucko's bot)
%
Quote #2325:
<Banana> Mmmmm slackware ;)
%
Quote #2326:
<Robo> yes, but I'm also going to the pub 5 minutes ago
%
Quote #2327:
<zx64> Include any screenshots you took too :)
<Sadiq> you mean the, "You fragged Ozzinator" ones?
<zx64> Well, were there any others?
<Sadiq> no, not really
%
Quote #2328:
<Sariel> Perhaps, but there are only so many times you can hear the phrase "Shake it, baby!" before walking the offending unit into enemy fire specifically to get it killed to shut it up. ;-)
%
Quote #2329:
<Sadiq> Skumby: I've got an awesome picture of your ass
%
Quote #2330:
<Skumby> how many of my ass did you take?
<Sadiq> About 5
<Skumby> jeez...
%
Quote #2331:
<Banana> Look, I really didn't need _that_, /that/ big, at *this* time of night :)
%
Quote #2332:
<KALI_1900> I cant spell warwick
%
Quote #2333:
<zx64> You don't need computers for a LAN
%
Quote #2334:
 * Banana is deleting several grapes as we speed
%
Quote #2335:
<Sadiq> Skumby: I've got an awesome picture of your ass
%
Quote #2336:
<Robo_> lol @ why can't you just masterbate like the rest of us
%
Quote #2337:
 * Banana tries to bang how to configure wireless extensions back into his head
 * Si1entDave recommends a large dose of Port.
<Si1entDave> In the ear.
<Banana> My port would kill me right now
<Si1entDave> Not in the ear it wouldn't.
%
Quote #2338:
 * Banana would quote but always fscks it up :)
%
Quote #2339:
<lionfish> I want to sleep on my /own bed/ tonight.
%
Quote #2340:
 * Sariel wonders how much it would cost to mount a plaque outside the room used for maths open days reading "Screw maths, you should do CS"
%
Quote #2342:
<maUru> i have made it to week 8 without going to any lectures
%
Quote #2343:
<Jingly> bits and bytes make break my writes, but nerds will never hurt me :)
%
Quote #2344:
<Jingly> WELL YOU WERENT THERE TO WHORE IT FROM!!! ;)
%
Quote #2345:
<Stikman> so huuunnngggrrrryyyyy
 * Si1entDave recommends eating as a solution to this problem.
 * Stikman is enlightened, and wanders off
%
Quote #2346:
<lionfish> how many vibrators do you girls NEED?!
%
Quote #2347:
 * Mendoza makes a note to get himself a girlfriend. one with a tongue
%
Quote #2348:
<Stikman> then you could get it out :)
%
Quote #2351:
<Jingly> its not my fault Banana chats like a teenage girl
%
Quote #2352:
<Jingly> I will quote whoever, whatever, whenever and whorever I want to
%
Quote #2353:
<Dementia> its not porn
<Dementia> honest
%
Quote #2355:
<Petana> owowowow this chilli on my fingers really burns
%
Quote #2356:
<Dementia> ooooooow my wrist
%
Quote #2358:
<cmb> "...you assured me that it was simply tired and lagged out following a prolonged bork..." ... "it is an X client!"
%
Quote #2359:
<Chrispy> Winking makes you squirt.
%
Quote #2360:
<Chrispy> This is better, but I was thinking more along the lines you sucking my cock, and taking it up the arse from Laura's vibrator.
%
Quote #2361:
<Banana> I have nothing that anyone else doesn't :)
%
Quote #2362:
<Jingly> Han solo likes spanking the wookie
%
Quote #2363:
 * Banana was quietly contemplating his lasagne when from down the corridor I hear "GEORGE AND JULIA ARE HAVING SEX!!"
<Silver> Funky.
%
Quote #2364:
<lionfish> well I'm off
<Sariel> Does Delphi actually /have/ a java/C#-like /static/ modifier?
%
Quote #2365:
<Chrispy> two between each wrinkle in the remains of the lower colon, and one jammed between the cheeks.
<Oz> you guys are disturbed
%
Quote #2366:
<Chrispy> no. but you didn't paint the picture quite as dignified a one of poyamoury.
<Chrispy> *ply
<Chrispy> fkcu.
%
Quote #2367:
 * Sariel thought Force-Run-Like-Buggery was a neutral ability...
%
Quote #2368:
<maUru> holy shit
<maUru> thats goatse crap is disgusting
%
Quote #2369:
<Silver> Oh, Sadiq - that won't work, btw - IIRC goatse uses virtual hosts to work, and thus just the IP won't do.
%
Quote #2370:
<Sariel> Well, BackOrifice isn't /just/ a helpful video utility.
%
Quote #2371:
<Banana> Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<Banana> So you don't confuse them with mountains
%
Quote #2372:
<Banana> Mmmmmmmmm discounted sex toys...
<Petana> WHERE?!!!!
%
Quote #2373:
<Mark> Si1entDave - was it u that rewired our circuit?
%
Quote #2374:
<Chrispy> No. It's bigger than mine.
%
Quote #2375:
<YellowFruit> Do I look like a banana??! :P
%
Quote #2376:
<Plantain> Mmmmmmmm buttplug parser....
%
Quote #2377:
<Jingly> You have a one-track mind
<soggeh> And?
%
Quote #2378:
<Berg> If you write 5138008 on a calculator it says 'boobies' upside down, you know.
<Petana> Banana!Stop watching the women play with vibrators
<Petana> I know
<Petana> its the same as when you type 'C' 'U' 'N' 'T' on the keyboard and it spells out your name
%
Quote #2379:
<Actinia> I prefer to use a 16" dildo as a gag
%
Quote #2380:
<Chrispy> Actually, sod this. Once again it's 3am.
%
Quote #2381:
<Chrispy> H sucks balls.
%
Quote #2382:
<Chrispy> U watching anime?
<Silver> Not right now.
<Chrispy> *shocker*
%
Quote #2383:
<Silver> cmb: Not strictly true... we're much weirder at 3am than, say 10am - mainly sicne we're all alsweep at 10am, but still...
%
Quote #2384:
<Chrispy> I don't want you typing on my bent thing.
%
Quote #2385:
<JinglyBOT> But I need ops for a bitchslap, really.
%
Quote #2386:
<Chrispy> Ha. I brush off your empty !quotebait threats. You cannot scare me.....
<cmb> !almostquote
<Chrispy> Ha. I brush off your empty !almostquote threats. You cannot scare me.....
<cmb> !quotebait
 * Silver spies infinite loop time
%
Quote #2387:
 * cmb notes this is meta
 * cmb notes this is but a small step away from his intended meta-meta
<cmb> and you can't complain about it without, in fact, shifting the discussion to it! ha! ;-)
 * Silver doesn't like where cmb's going
<cmb> or maybe you can. tit.
%
Quote #2388:
<DrWatson> Si1entDave : We are *not* storming the arts centre with flak cannons, no matter how hard you try to persuade me.
%
Quote #2389:
<Chrispy> Hmmm. It seems IRC is not overclockable. I overclocked my machine and IRC crashed.
%
Quote #2390:
<Sadiq> I don't really see what's wrong with Goatse.cx actually.. it's a picture of a guy's ass, big deal.
%
Quote #2392:
<Michelle> Quotes shouldn't all have to be funny :P
%
Quote #2393:
<Zatneichatel> Try not to think of goatse as being about the guys ass, but rather the insane and unhuman things he's /doing/ to it!
%
Quote #2394:
<lionfish> written up lectures 1-5 of SML.
<lionfish> the rest of them just look like him ranting...
%
Quote #2395:
<Skumby> hmmm... That's kazaa started again
<Skumby> I feel so dirty
%
Quote #2396:
<Jesus> Percentage of #compsoc traffic generated by Sariel: 11%
%
Quote #2397:
<Banana> i'm not awake enough to fiddle tonight
%
Quote #2398:
<Silver> "Ok, quote removed: Chrispy"? *Chrispy* ?!
<Silver> Oh, bucko!
%
Quote #2399:
<Sadiq> i'm hanging around in #teensex
%
Quote #2400:
<cmb> you could go chant at the comms cupboard...
%
Quote #2401:
<cmb> I have my curtains shut. is this bad?
<Banana> its a beautiful day outside!! Unless you're naked, in which case, keep them firmly closed :)
%
Quote #2403:
<Si1entDave> cmb: Know this, and know this well, if you kill my laptop, I will take its lifeless husk and use it to clamp someone's BLOODY BALLS TO THE DESK.
%
Quote #2404:
<cmb> someone was supposed to quote me! ahem!
%
Quote #2406:
<lionfish> hmm this isn't cs123.
<Skumby> This is IRC, mike
<lionfish> crap1
<lionfish> good point.
<Skumby> good job I noticed that
<Skumby> Were you finding it quite easy :)
<ficedula> I mean, think how bad it'd be if you handed in your IRC logs instead of the SML work by accident... ;)
<cmb> the dysfunctional part fits, anyway
%
Quote #2407:
<Robo> yay, now you'll fail due to random steve matthews comments
%
Quote #2408:
<Jingly> I wonder if you etched a smilie face on the moon with a laser who would come down on you first?
<Banana> It makes _sense_
<Robo> it took nearly 5 minutes, but it was worth it
<Banana> AIRFARE!!
%
Quote #2409:
<cmb> oh fsck you, fsck you all, and the horses you rode in on.
%
Quote #2410:
<cmb> cs124
<lionfish> 124?!
<lionfish> CW?
<lionfish> !
<cmb> by tomorrow, yes.
<lionfish> !?!?!?1
<lionfish> wT?F
%
Quote #2411:
<Petana> my fist one was the convert cm to inches
<Banana> :)
<Jingly> I'm sure you do that all the time ;)
%
Quote #2412:
<Petana> 42DD???!!!!Thats one big fat woman!!!
<Sadiq> that's Matt's measurement
<Sadiq> sssh.
%
Quote #2413:
 * Jingly tries to change Banana into a footrest
%
Quote #2414:
<KALI_1900> somebody help, I am huanted by that horrible quote !
%
Quote #2416:
 * Silver gives lionfish a big hug, regards Kali
<lionfish> oooh
%
Quote #2417:
 * lionfish would prefer a hug from Dave tbh.
%
Quote #2418:
<Chrispy> Why oh why do I have to do *any* fucking work ever? I'd be sooooo much happier as a busker.
%
Quote #2419:
<Si1entDave> No drowning puppies!
<Jesu> awww
<Jesu> you spoil all my fun
%
Quote #2420:
<Jesu> oooh gerbils
<Jesu> no - gerbils are more use to me alive...
%
Quote #2421:
<Si1entDave> Jesu: The only time I ever saw you wearing anything remotely approaching a suit you looked like a moody Animé assasin-type person on their way to a kill.
%
Quote #2422:
<Jesu> but, dave, i *AM* a moody anime assasin-type person...
%
Quote #2423:
<Petana> people will start thinking I'm not a whore
%
Quote #2424:
<Si1entDave> Is it on vibrate? Quick, someone ring lionfish and wake up his bruised balls!
%
Quote #2425:
<Si1entDave> Its fun to tweak the weak and fragile.
%
Quote #2426:
 * Si1entDave gets out his 5 foot mahogany...
 * Si1entDave sees the possible innuendo and hides..
%
Quote #2427:
<cmb> the paradigm shift of SML: -29 == -1.
%
Quote #2428:
<Jinglyfield1942> 'Lets kil it-al-ians.. lets kill it-al-ians....'
%
Quote #2429:
<Skumby> mmm... just found some pringle fragments, so I'm gonna have to get a drink before the salt absorbs all the water in my tongue
%
Quote #2430:
<Jesu> and in answer to a million school boy's prayers, the local transvestite did his laundry
%
Quote #2431:
<Si1entDave> or perhaps Mary had a little goatse
<Draconas> gd i am reminded every day about how much of irc i have forgotten
%
Quote #2432:
<Jesu> what about your genetic memory of the human cost of the building of the supply lines?
<Banana> i can get three times as much from wales for 50p
%
Quote #2433:
<Si1entDave> 'Pleasure is the path to Joy.'
%
Quote #2434:
<Silver> You feeling ok Petana? :P
<Petana> sorry...too much porn
%
Quote #2435:
<Sariel> I believe it occured over a long period, and it's more to do with just fiddling with stuff in general than because I actually like the salt.
%
Quote #2436:
<Si1entDave> bucko: You could well be right. I must admit my knowledge of Japanese pornography laws is a litle rusty.
%
Quote #2437:
<pyrophoric> fish & chip shops make you smell like deep-fried battered polarbear....
%
Quote #2438:
<T0PCAT> Are you sure? Just swap a few random words into leetsp33k -> Instant SML :)
%
Quote #2439:
<Banana> Yes, Si1entDave is cheif nipple tweaker for #compsoc :)
%
Quote #2440:
 * Petana offers to get #Compsoc vibrating nipple clamps so they have no need for a manual tweaker with an over-inflated ego
%
Quote #2441:
<Petana> only so i can have my wicked way with you of course
<Skumby> been there, done that
%
Quote #2442:
<Petana> after a few drinks tho(7 or 8) i get a bit more confident....even stripped to bra and hot pants one time
%
Quote #2443:
<Petana> tyou don't want to drink it,get the one without a worm
<Banana> i was thinking rather of the exit route
<Petana> it'll be squishy by then
%
Quote #2444:
<T0PCAT> SML: The marmite of programming languages
%
Quote #2445:
 * Sariel has him filed under "Good UT player, pity he had to trade higher brain functions the get there"
%
Quote #2446:
<Actinia> Squashing Mike with a special lino press gives you an excuse for maple syrup how?
%
Quote #2447:
 * Actinia will now get over her arse fixation before she goes any further with that one.
%
Quote #2448:
 * Oz needs to learn to spec properly
%
Quote #2449:
<lionfish> ...sorry I got grumpy before and had images of killing you with heavy breeze-blocks.
%
Quote #2450:
<Stikman> i think the internet broke again :(
%
Quote #2451:
<bucko> Chrispy|22: Cute is apparrently about the most offensive thing you can say to Laura.
<Chrispy> heh. Laura is sooooo CUTE.
<Chrispy> and FLUFFLY-WUFFLY.
%
Quote #2452:
<Banana> Its interesting to think that our mascot has been recently shagged.
%
Quote #2453:
 * Banana is dieing of hunger and won't go until he's seen ficedula's first load deposited.
%
Quote #2454:
<Silver> M-m-m-m-m-m Mendoza!
%
Quote #2455:
 * Skumby votes Air Fade
%
Quote #2456:
<Sariel> Feh... girls... always getting in the way of your SML.
%
Quote #2457:
<Jingly> Just admit you're a poof and we'll be content
%
Quote #2458:
<Skumby> whooo... almost started programming SML for fun then
<Skumby> good job I caught myself
%
Quote #2460:
<bucko> lionfishSML: circularity is normally where the parser has to do infinate recursion to solve something or something like that, IIRC.
<lionfishSML> bucko - what's wrong with that?
%
Quote #2461:
<Si1entDave> "It is enough for me that your pig is safe."
<zx64> "...and I didn't even have to tweak his nipples" ?
%
Quote #2463:
<cmb> so, if you start fisting the bot just after a restart, as opposed to before, then you get stuck inside it forever, unable to speak?
%
Quote #2464:
<cmb> ...condemned forever to watch lame quotage by me, unable to even *groan* at the lameness. on the plus side, you might see some lebsian pr0n.
%
Quote #2465:
<Sadiq> Is this guy for real?
<zx64> No, just integers
%
Quote #2466:
<Stikman> where'd all these people come from?!
<zx64> Their respective mothers
<Stikman> i thought here of all plaecs that would be the least true!
%
Quote #2467:
<Petana> Jingly: where did you have it last?
<Jingly> On my laptop
<Petana> hmmm
<Petana> have you looked in your pants?
<Banana> lol
<Jingly> erm, no
<Petana> mind if I do?
<Jingly> go right ahead
<Petana> ;P
%
Quote #2468:
<Sariel> Soo... very... tempting...  Mmmm.... /kick....
%
Quote #2469:
<ficedula> So, plus points for the blood, but minus quite a bit for not scrawling something more interesting ... you shouldn't waste an opportunity to write in blood!
%
Quote #2470:
<Sariel> Sugar? Coffee? That's not a crime, it's heresy!
%
Quote #2471:
<bucko> I want to restart my ssh session, but it's been running since 28 Feb...
%
Quote #2474:
<Banana> Bed? May I join you?
%
Quote #2475:
<Jingly> I don't /want/ to see Actinia's arse
%
Quote #2476:
<JinglyBOT> Hello Actinia: "/me wanted to share her (bum) with everyone here"
<Jingly> Yeah, that sounds like a good plan
%
Quote #2477:
<cmb> gah, someone's got their fist up the bot again
<Sadiq> might pop in at some point tonight
%
Quote #2478:
<Si1entDave>  I think it's time I was off to the exec.
<cmb> huh? people leaving now? I thought it was 7:30, not 7...
<zx64> !time
<JinglyBOT> zx64: The time is 19:15.
<zx64> For people who lack watches
<Si1entDave> yes, and so therefore we have about 10 mins.
<cmb> oh, shit. I was looking at gkrellm, which has crashed.
%
Quote #2479:
 * Banana is cooking microwave lasagne in the oven :)
%
Quote #2480:
<Chrispy> Bertha, o lovely bertha, what an amazing machine, she's got lots of cogs and spinning things, oh lovely bertha, o lovely bertha, o what a lovely machine.
%
Quote #2481:
<Chrispy> Yeah. The first attempt was a 20ft long Bread-crumbed Killer squid that eat the entire research team
%
Quote #2482:
<MoRT> where is it going?
<MoRT> for i have no idea
 * MoRT is that thick
<Chrispy> Downhill.
<Chrispy> Fast.
<MoRT> ah
%
Quote #2483:
<MoRT> Si1entDave = quote-o-matic
%
Quote #2484:
<MoRT> OMG bertha.mpg is not the opening titles to bertha the cartoon
<MoRT> argh!
%
Quote #2485:
<MoRT> its deleted now anyway, u'll have to go elsewhere for your sickening porn
%
Quote #2486:
<bucko> Google is broken.
%
Quote #2487:
<Banana> Mmmmmmmmm Kathryn Janeway....... on a bed........... of lettuce........... with those tiny little tomatoey things :)
%
Quote #2488:
 * Mendoza can't wait to have his mind sodomised
%
Quote #2489:
<bucko> Because dubs are cool?
%
Quote #2490:
 * Banana rocks to BBC Radio Two
%
Quote #2491:
<MoRT> Si1entDave|CS120:  property => theft does not mean theft => property
<MoRT> unless u steal a cabbage pie
%
Quote #2492:
<MoRT> All Irn-bru and no sweating makes MoRT need a wee. BRB
%
Quote #2493:
<Banana> Polar bears are left handed.
<MoRT> so am i
%
Quote #2495:
<MoRT> i blame it on the fact that i am young at heart that i like to watch stuff aimed at 14 year old american girls
%
Quote #2496:
<MoRT> Si1entDave|CS120: You are just _too_ mean!  Keep away from my beautiful Olsens! Grrrr!!!
%
Quote #2497:
<Zatneichatel> About as l337 as if Dr. Li (CG152) suddenly broke out into a cockney accent on the last lecture
%
Quote #2498:
<Robo> of course
<Robo> in the same way that all banks use my perl script to manage accounts
<Si1entDave> They Do?
 * Si1entDave runs to withdraw all his money.
%
Quote #2499:
<MoRT> in some southern (hick) states u can legally have sex when u r 13 - driving a tractor too (not whilst having sex - although i'll have to check up on that)
%
Quote #2500:
<MoRT> Mmmmm ant & dec sandwich
%
Quote #2501:
 * lionfish needs a multimeter and a soldering iron
<lionfish> JESUS FUCK!
%
Quote #2502:
<Banana> Yes that is a good point that Sariel has made :) (yes really!)
%
Quote #2503:
<Sadiq> I reckon it's the Debian t-shirt that does it.. there's something hypnotic about that that logo that just makes Chris irresistable.
%
Quote #2504:
<Sariel> Oz, could you /please/ change your ISP? With all the talk in here recently (*cough*Sadiq*cough*) I keep reading it as "goatdsl.co.uk"...
%
Quote #2505:
<Jesu> on the internet, you're only ever a few characters from pr0n
%
Quote #2506:
<maUru> or...you can yank in yank out repeatedly
<maUru> if you get lonely
%
Quote #2507:
<cmb> oh, titfuck. forcing fork into pizza yields many pizzalets (or "crumbs", to use the technical term), some of which impact The Equipment. damn.
%
Quote #2508:
<zx64> "Fuck fucking fuck bastard fuck god damn fucking shit" ?
<T0PCAT> awk ?
<zx64> Same difference
%
Quote #2509:
<Si1entDave> BREASTS!
<Skumby> Yes please
%
Quote #2510:
<Sadiq> CS students build the timetabling and scheduling system to co-ordinate the buses, the Engineers build them and the art students drive them.
%
Quote #2511:
<Sadiq> Zatneichatel: YOU HAVE WAY WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOURS HANDS IF YOU WATCH IT _EVERY_ DAY
<Sadiq> Says the guy chatting in #compsoc
%
Quote #2512:
<Silver> It's all meaningless and pointless to me. :)
%
Quote #2513:
<MoRT> is gay sex night for cmb and Si1entDave|CS123 i think
%
Quote #2514:
<MoRT> i was happy with mandrake
%
Quote #2515:
<Sariel> I could write a better system than Java myself, in my sleep, over a weekend. Only problem is it'd be C# and ASP.NET based.
%
Quote #2516:
<d0z4> jesu mails everyone. have you never got one of those 'Check out my new webcam' emails from someone called 'Barbara'
%
Quote #2517:
<zx64> "I clicked on a memo with a "$" in front of it and was told that I must pay $45 a month. Holy shit, I wouldn't pay that much for a website that had live video of Britney Spears getting jackhammered by Jesus Christ."
%
Quote #2518:
<Sar> I've been beating stuff with my stick. It's subtly different. ;-P
%
Quote #2519:
<Silver> Must... not... hurt... Linux... for... being... fucking... lame... grrr...
%
Quote #2521:
<Silver> Clearly you suck. How the /fuck/ should I know?
%
Quote #2522:
 * iBob is quite confused
%
Quote #2523:
<lionfish> I'd like to send bucko some flowers oh oh! what is his address?!
%
Quote #2524:
<Stikman> VB is a very respeectable language
%
Quote #2525:
<bucko> Oooh, blood is good.
%
Quote #2526:
<bucko> Where's a good site to look?
<Sariel> The DVD case?
<bucko> That means getting up.
%
Quote #2527:
<Sadiq> wohoo.. my parts are on their way
<Sadiq> right i'm off to do some cleaning and then off to school.
 * P5YCHO read that as "my pants are on their way" at first
%
Quote #2528:
<Jesu> oooh, hang on - is there a star trek: tng on?
<Jesu> bbl
%
Quote #2529:
<maUru> i thought of being original once
<maUru> someone else had thought of doing that too
%
Quote #2530:
<Jesu> mmmmmmmm borderline
<ficedula> Mmm, Angel Sanctuary
<Banana> Mmmmmm whorehouse.....
%
Quote #2531:
<bucko> Oh, the recursion of it.
%
Quote #2532:
<Sadiq> btw suck balls?
%
Quote #2533:
<Jesu> don't quote me on that...
%
Quote #2534:
<tola> I wonder if I can get that quote on mp3...
%
Quote #2535:
<Sariel> I think it actually says you could have your account and/or membership suspended and/or removed, but I like to interpret mutilation as being in the spirit of that....
%
Quote #2536:
<Banana> Sariel, I think you better break my fingers afterall.
%
Quote #2537:
<lionfish> CUT! 
<lionfish> STAB!
<lionfish> KILL!
<lionfish> MUHAHA!
%
Quote #2538:
<Rellik> "Slackware? No, I like my clothes tight, but yours would look better off"
%
Quote #2539:
<DrWatson> Thanks for the reply, Silver|Away :)
<Silver> Your welcome. :)
<Silver> *You're, even
%
Quote #2540:
<Banana> ickserv identify fudge
%
Quote #2541:
<bucko> Surely killing is a quantum operation?
%
Quote #2542:
<bucko> Now what on earth is "lesbianaction_gb"?
<Mendoza> the british version of lesbianaction_us?
%
Quote #2543:
<maUru> so why does the friggin bot tell me the same friggin quote every time i enter the friggin room
%
Quote #2544:
<Banana> John Clease, naked, for the second him in my life.
%
Quote #2545:
<bucko> maUru: You realise "fuck usa" is just "fuck us" with an a on the end? It amounts to pretty much the same thing, too.
%
Quote #2546:
<bucko> Sariel: I haven't had one of those in 2 days.
<Sadiq> an erection?
<bucko> IN the two days preceding, I have /50/. At least.
%
Quote #2547:
<Mendoza> i mean, australian and american are both loosely based on english
%
Quote #2548:
 * Sariel brings before the court the number of americans who make "*This* is a knife* jokes
%
Quote #2549:
<Mendoza> ABBA have some great tunes. whether you like the style of music is another matter
%
Quote #2550:
<Silver> That's my *AOL* account, idiot.
%
Quote #2551:
<Artemis> my friend at glastonbury had the pleasure of watching northern people burn their clothes to keep warm
%
Quote #2552:
<Mendoza> the pope sucks
%
Quote #2553:
<Sariel> apt is for little girls and paraplegics who can only type /so much/ each day with their tongue before they get tired.
%
Quote #2554:
<Sadiq> I was without my net connection for nearly two hours
<Sadiq> jesus
<Sadiq> that was scary
%
Quote #2555:
<Fade> No, sorry, you are still beneath me. In fact, I don't believe any of your previous aliases will put you above me.
<Fade> damn
%
Quote #2556:
<Mendoza> i like the story lines, they keep me interested through the non-porn bits
%
Quote #2557:
<Jesu> spot, tell Silver most anime is practically porn
%
Quote #2558:
<Jesu> Timeout on server
<Jesu> Connection was to www.goatse.cx at port 80
<maUru> www.sexwinners.com does exist though
<Jesu> (still)
<Sadiq> try it again
<Jesu> damn you! give me goat sex!
%
Quote #2559:
<bucko> And if you're not a rapist you probably need to be shot for getting your semen smeared all over a dead girl in the first place.
%
Quote #2560:
<Mendoza> if it was just staines then jake's family would be responsible for most rape cases
%
Quote #2561:
<bucko> 25 some odd years ago something happened that sealed off the area around Tokyo from the rest of the world. The citizens of Tokyo, being mostly Japanese, took it in stride and went about their daily routines without thinking about it too much.
%
Quote #2562:
<bucko> Depression is good and healthy.
%
Quote #2563:
<Oz> that was a comment on the essay stuff, not the japanese ho stuff
%
Quote #2565:
 * lionfish looks over at Sar seductively...
%
Quote #2566:
 * Towel drags lionfish's head back round for a snog
<Sariel> Damnit, I was going to do that!
%
Quote #2567:
 * Banana gets this tapemeasure out and measures his head...
%
Quote #2568:
<Banana> Acording to channel 4 i'm 33% gay :)
%
Quote #2569:
 * Banana waits for Jingly to fall into the hole he's dug.
<Jingly> Just push me in, I'm not going to get it
%
Quote #2570:
<Rellik> right ear death comes to all.
%
Quote #2571:
<Mendoza> hmm... Saddam's palaces seem almost as large as the H/Silver/Fade student house
%
Quote #2572:
 * Mendoza suddenly notices that Sadiq is Sadiq's real name
%
Quote #2573:
<robo> ok, this game has a button for zip/unzip pants...
%
Quote #2574:
 * Jingly visualises robo in the nice posty outfit
%
Quote #2575:
 * Banana is away: thongs
 * Banana is away: things
 * Banana changes /away hurriedly :)
%
Quote #2576:
<robo> I told you it  was a dodgy film :p
<Jingly> I was hoping you meant *dodgy* tho ;)
%
Quote #2577:
<Sadiq> Kiddie bestiality porn? You sick fuck
<maUru> as long as it has the funky background music, its all good - pa pam, pa pam pam
%
Quote #2578:
<maUru> hah _you're_ regretting what you said?
%
Quote #2579:
<bucko> I can't have typed a wword that long without any mistakes.
%
Quote #2580:
<Sadiq> Seems Java has a BigInteger
<robo> yeah, they needed it so they could store the minimum memory requirements properly
%
Quote #2581:
<robostac> I'm definetly going to get some form of motorized robo transportation device by the end of summer
%
Quote #2582:
<lionfish> ...when you're in dad's red...thing...it feels like it's about to take off re amount of rattling and screaming and banging...
%
Quote #2583:
<Sariel> Jingly: What, like the way the first thing either of them do when they join is 'bot, seen [Lionfish|towel]'?
%
Quote #2584:
<Mendoza> bucko, you couldn't subvert a paper bag
%
Quote #2585:
<lionfish> Jingly - if you're willing to pay for it...
%
Quote #2586:
<Sariel> Culture to you is just something they have in petri dishes, isn't it Jingles... ;-)
%
Quote #2587:
<Michelle> Bondage and Disapline
<Michelle> Domination & Submission
<Michelle> Sadism & Mascoism
 * Towel warns bananana off with her mallet
<Jingly> French & Saunders
%
Quote #2588:
<robo> ffs, a duck just walked in through our back door and shit all over the carpet :/
%
Quote #2589:
<Towel> even talking about the shiny metal otters that live in my kneecaps doesn't get me quoted....:(
%
Quote #2590:
 * Towel accidentally swallows a slipper instead
%
Quote #2591:
<Sadiq> naa, it's too late at night for me to actually do some real thunking
%
Quote #2592:
<lionfish> =bad thing (tm)
%
Quote #2593:
<Towel> is shirtless o'clock! you all have to take your tops off!
%
Quote #2594:
<Banana> Actualy its more like, "Had enough?" "Yeah thanks" "Ok I'll put the towels on then" :)
%
Quote #2595:
<maUru> 'no help at all'
%
Quote #2596:
<zx64> It is also now Friday.
<bucko> Oh, right.
<bucko> Bitch.
%
Quote #2597:
 * Silver fucks off
<bucko> Oz: He's fucking off.
<off> Oh yes!
%
Quote #2598:
<Mendoza> i get the impression that Bebop had a really good plot but they didn't bother to put it in many of the episodes
%
Quote #2599:
<Silver> You bitch bucko, you addded that before I could text by big fix. :P
<Silver> *test
<Silver> *my
<Silver> *bug
<Silver> *sigh*
%
Quote #2600:
<zx64> "Press SUPER HYPER 100% FUN + a to open a new document"
%
Quote #2601:
<Robo> omg, nildram have me logged as using a negative amount of bandwidth for one session
%
Quote #2602:
<bucko> DAMN YOU, ANIMÉ!
<bucko> Scratch that.
<bucko> DAMN YOU, EXAMS!
%
Quote #2603:
<Mendoza> if you want people to come, i'd use 'Pornfest 2003'. or 'Stop the War - even though its finished'. or possibly 'Anime! Featuring Slayers and Bebop'
%
Quote #2604:
<Sariel> Don't be silly. 1sts are for mindless soulless boring people who do far too much work.
%
Quote #2605:
<bucko> The Tomoyo one is tempting, involving less schoolchild rape and incest.
%
Quote #2606:
<bucko> Is Piro the girl on James's T-Shirt?
%
Quote #2607:
<Mendoza> they probably search you for bodily devices
%
Quote #2608:
<Mendoza> 'You're under arrest'   'Not when I bend you legs back and put your arms in a YMCA position'
%
Quote #2609:
<bucko> DJB sux0rs.
%
Quote #2610:
<DrWatson> ramming a large blunt object up the mailserver's ass and then spit-roasting the mailserver before cutting it up into lots of little pieces and /jumping/ on them doesn't work (I know, I've tried), so merely kicking it will have no effect.
%
Quote #2611:
<Draconas> can't say it's good stuff
<Draconas> but it can be broadly termed stuff
%
Quote #2612:
<Skumby> Looking for some middle school action
%
Quote #2613:
<Sadiq> that and having Alan Cox sleep on your floor
<Banana> She can sleep in my bed?
<Banana> Look, a guys gotta try :)
%
Quote #2614:
 * cmb finds himself suffering from a complete inability to even _start_ doing anything productive, and realises he must be a student.
%
Quote #2615:
<Banana> I'm worried in a variety of ways :)
<zx64> Good good.
%
Quote #2616:
<Robo> yes, I'm back where I need to do that 24/7 in the hope a packet will eventually reach a server the same day it was sent
%
Quote #2617:
<ficedula> "Playing Final Fantasy X-2 is not unlike having your mind split in twain by a shiny, spinning, 4.7 GB disc of /death/. As this game unfolded before my eyes, I could feel my /very soul/ bifurcating into its two basic personality components: grim cynic and gushing fanboy."
%
Quote #2618:
<Robo> yeah, but afaik theres no battle suit in q3
%
Quote #2619:
<Jingly> So whenever I'm trying to shout 'YES!' in bf, I am in fact shouting 'errr.. probably.'
<Jingly> how amusing
<Sariel> It's probably a culturalism.
<Jingly> no wonder the Germans lost the war with a language like that
%
Quote #2620:
<Sariel> It's not going to be via ninja execution, however. She screwed up last night on Draconas and went AWOL.
%
Quote #2621:
<Sar> "I did do my coursework, but than I got really messed up on mescaline and thought it would be funny to eat it"
<Docta> that makes the shortlist
%
Quote #2622:
<Silver> Screw you all. I'm off to watch my filthy animé. :P
%
Quote #2623:
<zx64> <from last night>Keep knocking on his window and ask if he's "assuming the position"</>
%
Quote #2624:
 * cmb decides this is definitely thursday, in the h2g2 sense.
%
Quote #2625:
<cmb> ...and now here I am with a crazed half-welshman trying to put a fish in my IM client :-p
%
Quote #2626:
<maUru> i typed 'ping -s topaz' for a test and it wont stop
%
Quote #2627:
<Banana> are you in windows or linux?
<maUru> putty
%
Quote #2628:
 * Skumby accidentally throws his watch on the floor
%
Quote #2629:
<Sariel> Hit it
<Sariel> Hit it with a severed leg
<Sariel> No, you fool! Not /your/ severed leg!
%
Quote #2630:
<Banana> Ooo eee ooo aa aaa
<Si1entDave> Ting Tang
<Banana> Walla walla
<Si1entDave> Bing Bang.
%
Quote #2631:
<Si1entDave> Although not as fast as a European swallow carrying a coconut...
<DrWatson> as in, what is the plumetting velocity of a sparrow giving a blowjob? *hides*
%
Quote #2632:
 * cmb decides that cs118, like the aftermath of a heavy night at a pub, has descended into mindless regurgitation
%
Quote #2633:
<Banana> 6'000 chicken vaginas please...
%
Quote #2634:
<Si1entDave> A man's tentacles are his own affair.
<Banana> Mmmmmmmmmm............. NO! NO! STOP BANANA STOP!....
%
Quote #2635:
<Si1entDave> No Jingly, you didn't see what came earlier
<Si1entDave> (It made quite a mess)
<Si1entDave> ;-)
%
Quote #2636:
 * Skumby knew he'd do something stupid like shag his printer tonight
%
Quote #2640:
<DrWatson> Skumby|NeedLANliftplease: Need lift to LAN?
%
Quote #2641:
 * Actinia sticks Banana up Stikman's ass
%
Quote #2642:
<Skumby> from the back he looked like just another student
%
Quote #2643:
<ficedula> Ahhhh ;)
<Skumby> aaaah...
<Banana> Oooooo...
%
Quote #2644:
<bucko> My God.
<bucko> Piro has more personality issues than /me/.
%
Quote #2645:
<lionfish> felt REEEALLY ba
<lionfish> *ba
<lionfish> *baD
%
Quote #2646:
<Sariel> Most high-profile CS people seem to me to be either quite cool, or Richard Stallman.
%
Quote #2647:
<tola> that's quite impressive, my bot just usually just says "tola smells of feet"
%
Quote #2648:
<Si1entDave> He's so funny when he bleeds...
%
Quote #2649:
<Robo> its no fun clicking on things when they don't die :/
%
Quote #2650:
<zx64> Si1entDave: Ah, I thought you had one.
%
Quote #2651:
<LucidIon> OpenGL works. glxgears does > 3000fps, tuxracer can't count the fps. Why the fuck does Quake3 draw the first frame and then stop?
%
Quote #2652:
 * Zatneichatel feels it may be a good idea /not/ to mix socks. I look enough of a geek as it is.
%
Quote #2653:
<Zatneichatel> LucidIon: Q3 never worked for me at /any/ LAN - so I wouldn't worry. Just set aside plenty of diskspace and whore your way through the 28 hour marathon
%
Quote #2654:
<Sariel> misplaced or brutally murdered?
<Skumby> meh.. It's a fine line
%
Quote #2655:
<Silver> I /was/ going to say I have better things to do than sit on IRC saying "wheeeeeeeee", but that'd be a lie.
%
Quote #2656:
 * cmb pushes silver's "get mildly annoyed and look unimpressed" button, since all the others are probably now symlinked to it
<Si1entDave> That's his left nipple you twit!
<Sariel> Heh, true...
<Silver> cmb: lol
 * Silver gets midly annoyed and looks unimpressed
%
Quote #2657:
<Zatneichatel> banana: That's sick. And I mean really obscene. More so than a thousand monkey quotes.
%
Quote #2658:
<Si1entDave> Sadiq: Why tentacle porn?
<Sadiq> Why not?
<Banana> Who needs a reason for tentacle porn??!
%
Quote #2659:
<Banana> Cockburns? See a doctor.
%
Quote #2660:
<Banana> *Loook at my hat* *Look at my loverly hat*
<Banana> *Tis a fine hat* *Who are you?* *I'm .... a BANANA!!!!*
<Banana> *Cats, four pounds, la la la lalala la*
%
Quote #2661:
<Si1entDave> Petana: Sadiq and a few of us have this running joke that James never smiles and lives in a perpetual state of mild annoyance.
 * Silver grrs
<Sadiq> Our point proved?
%
Quote #2662:
<Si1entDave> After all, give a man enough rope...
<zx64> Is it enough to hang Win95... oh wait, that isn't too much
%
Quote #2663:
<Banana> *I must say Captain, I really admire your balls* *Er.. maybe later..*
%
Quote #2664:
<Skumby> For Freedom!
<bucko> For Death.
<Skumby> For Chips!
<ficedula> For animé and tomatoes!
<bucko> For cheese.
<cmb> for (initialiser; condition; increment)
%
Quote #2665:
<Towel> he poured orange juice all over my bed then left
<Skumby> We've just had lino in here struggling to be himself
%
Quote #2666:
<Skumby> Even the dull geek jokes are decent compared to it
%
Quote #2667:
<zx64> Is it called Z because you make lots of those when doing it?
%
Quote #2668:
<Si1entDave> Not long, I only do it as a hobby at weekends.
%
Quote #2669:
<DrWatson> Yes, TeX is more fucked-up than your average prostitute who's day job is as an escort.
%
Quote #2670:
<Towel> hrm.. i would usually fall off my chair at this point, but i don't have a chair....
%
Quote #2671:
<Towel> did you get rid of the scary little spirally things?
<ficedula> Towel: We did.
<Towel> phew.
%
Quote #2672:
<bucko> Oh, I'm lame.
%
Quote #2673:
<bucko> [02:22:39] bucko(tank) ~$ mozilla
<bucko> Segmentation fault
<Sadiq> dammit, James isn't around to rub it in
<Sadiq> lets add it as a quote
%
Quote #2674:
 * bucko kicks mozilla's ass.
<bucko> That is one fucked browser...
<Sadiq> So now you're having anal with a _web-browser_?
<Sadiq> !quoten 3
<bucko> You realise next time we do a quote purge, both of those quotes will be removed?
%
Quote #2675:
<Jingly> heh, the whole 'filing system' idea went right out of the window the moment I created a 'misc' folder... :P
%
Quote #2676:
<bucko> I still intend to buy the CCS DVDs. :)
<zx64> Heh, crazy guy
<bucko> zx64: Yeah, in about 5 mins, I think.
%
Quote #2677:
<SwiftEdge> never seen one do that before, pretty neat
<SwiftEdge> but then you expect that from the #compsoc guys
%
Quote #2678:
<Sariel> It's not a great book. It's by Nicholas Fisk, who's like a Philip K Dick for twelveyearolds.
%
Quote #2679:
<Towel> T:µ?
<Towel> lol
<Jingly> Don't mu me!
<Towel> you betcha
%
Quote #2680:
<Banana> *Graveyards are so depressing, they remind me of........ death*
<Jingly> odd that
<Jesu> odd, I find graveyards inspiring for that very reason
%
Quote #2681:
<P5YCHO> Banana: hmm, I wonder if the warmth'd be sufficient to melt it?
%
Quote #2682:
<ficedula> Plague. I hear death is a moderately common symptom.
%
Quote #2683:
<bucko> All they have to do is accidently give you the plague.
%
Quote #2684:
<bucko> You just have to relabel "bubonic plague" to "morphine" or something.
%
Quote #2685:
<Sariel> Bloody hell! It's twenty past nine!
<Sariel> *one
%
Quote #2686:
<Oz> bucko u revisin?
<bucko> That's where the tentacles come from.
%
Quote #2687:
<TowelFish> ...I was kinda the wrong way around in bed.
%
Quote #2688:
 * Banana measures the length of his ruler.
%
Quote #2690:
<Banana> hehehe, we used to 'mum-raaaa' all the time back in the sixth form, I've had plenty of practice :)
%
Quote #2691:
<Sariel> the second the phrase "Finally kill the albatross around the neck of..." which was used by some slashdot monkey a few weeks ago to show that he blatantly didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
<Sariel> By 'some slashdot monkey' I mean 'CmdrTaco'
%
Quote #2692:
<Banana> Not that there's anything /wrong/ with running away :)
%
Quote #2693:
 * Silver accepts the blame for everything, ever (terms and conditions apply)
%
Quote #2694:
<Skumby> I'm not going legal out of choice
%
Quote #2695:
 * Skumby has a spar room
%
Quote #2696:
<Lionfish> whee! now i know how to use PING! to find out how b0rked my connection is <^_^>
%
Quote #2697:
<Michelle> [15:54] -NickServ- lionfish is ~mesolovely~
%
Quote #2698:
<zx64> Silver: I'm disappointed at the lack of characters in Megatokyo named after other W3C standards.
%
Quote #2699:
 * Banana wonders how long it would take to serve the world
%
Quote #2700:
<Banana> Does anyone know from those grunts if lino wants this video or not
%
Quote #2701:
<Lionfish> well I'm not truly l33t...i've been FAKING IT!
%
Quote #2702:
<T0PCAT> so, NTL owes us 1346 jaffacakes?
%
Quote #2703:
<Banana> Silver++ (shag me later)
%
Quote #2704:
<bucko> "Two vector spaces of the same dimension are isomorphic."
<bucko> What a load of crap /THAT/ theorem is!
<bucko> HAHAHAHAHAHA!
%
Quote #2705:
<cmb> fridge(1) NOTES: Under no circumstances store pizza in the fridge overnight, or it will be removed by cron jobs, notably ftpd (side effect of people visiting /pub).
%
Quote #2706:
<Jingly> NO-ONE is calling me Jinglekins without my permission.
%
Quote #2707:
<Banana> Shall we see how often we can get 'albeit' in tonight? :P
<cmb> an interesting challenge, albeit an easy one :-p
%
Quote #2708:
<Silver> Sadiq: Oh, you have no idea what CZ's done to the average IQ of people on IRC...
%
Quote #2709:
<zx64> "If it's warm and concave..."
%
Quote #2710:
<Sariel> It is the perogative of the writer to bend and ignore the rules of grammar - and even spelling - where necessary to tell a good story.
%
Quote #2712:
<Banana> Books don't make young girls look like NY whores.
%
Quote #2713:
<Banana> Books arn't manufactured.
%
Quote #2714:
<Jingly> Great, I'm just a grammatical sex thing.
%
Quote #2715:
<bucko> ficedula: That all comes down to wether or not you think the compiler should enforce good code.
<bucko> Which might be a good thing for beginners, but it'd always limit the experienced.
%
Quote #2716:
<bucko> zx64: But I'm not in /love/ with Silver. :)
%
Quote #2717:
<Silver> *logining in 
<bucko> logining in, eh? 
<Silver> Screw youl
%
Quote #2718:
<cmb> feels like morning to me anyway, I only woke up at 2 :-|
<zx64> Si1entDave: I think we've cracked him.
<Si1entDave> cmb: Come, join us, don't be afraid...
<zx64> Mwuahahahaha etc.
%
Quote #2719:
<Si1entDave> Did you ever meet a young maiden who could produce light?
<Towel> ....not telling.
%
Quote #2720:
<ficedula> Question 10 [5 marks]. Given your average british maiden, on a cloudness night of the full moon how many joules of energy will the maiden need to exert before she is sweaty enough to illuminate an average hamster? [Bonus 2 marks]: What is the chance that the cultists will jump her first?
%
Quote #2722:
<Fade> mmm evil hamster killers
%
Quote #2724:
 * Skumby is always her
%
Quote #2725:
<Draconas> because i am big and scary
%
Quote #2726:
 * Jingly wonders what the 'alliance' chat filter does
<Draconas> it causes your chat program to give your processor oral sex
<Banana> Does that improve or reduce performace?
<Draconas> not sure
<Draconas> depens how good the chat program is
<Banana> Increases performance up to a point, then your PC halts :)
%
Quote #2727:
<Jingly> You're a bright young thing arent you?
<Skumby> no
<Sariel> Now, now, Jingles, what have we told you about chatting up the interns...
%
Quote #2728:
<Robo> think I ought to go to bed, but ps is loading
%
Quote #2729:
 * Mendoza points out that people should always close irc before letting their brother onto the pc
%
Quote #2730:
<Banana> /And I haven't had my hands on someone's hot smoking rod for months/...
%
Quote #2731:
<Jesu> you realise, in the time you've spent arguing with me, you could have shot three cops and stolen a motorbike?
%
Quote #2732:
<TowelFish> it's NOT THE KEYBOARDE!!!!
%
Quote #2733:
<Sadiq> Drac|Away: Gaming?
<Drac> Sorry I'm busy with Gaming
%
Quote #2734:
<Banana> Its amazing how rapidly things can devolve into concealed hardcore porn.
%
Quote #2735:
<Skumby> You could at least *try* sticking something in there to see if it helps
%
Quote #2736:
<Robo> thats already been yay'ed today :p
%
Quote #2737:
<Banana> Anyone can put a load of knobs in a straight line
%
Quote #2738:
<LionTowel> Towel "Okay, I do want my computer to do kinky things, even if it is only with clusters"
%
Quote #2741:
<Jingly> I am, however, taking requests to burn other people's pr0n, for a price :)
 * Banana chokes
<Jingly> Aha, my first customer
%
Quote #2742:
<Jingly> Well I wouldnt know about that
<Jingly> I am, however, taking requests to burn other people's pr0n, for a price :)
 * Banana chokes
%
Quote #2743:
<MoRT> what does ya be callin' this then? I've sailed the seven IRseas and not stumbled my way over this band of merry sailors who go by the name of CompSoc.
%
Quote #2744:
<bucko> Freedom of speech means you can say he looks just like satan.
<bucko> Erm.
<bucko> Freedom of speech means you can say you think he looks just like satan.
%
Quote #2745:
<Jingly> the chances are all I'll get is some semi-inebriated rubbish :p
%
Quote #2746:
<Towel> the left hand goes here, and the right hand folds around the left thumb like so
%
Quote #2747:
<SockPuppet> SILENT DAVE YOU ARE A DEAD MAN
%
Quote #2748:
 * Towel is aiming to strike carpet by 0100 hours
%
Quote #2749:
 * Towel is aiming to strike carpet by 0100 hours
<Si1entDave> Cue 3 squeaky mice singing a capella....
<Towel> move fast, keep low, and hit EXACTLY four inches below the belt! MOVE OUT!
%
Quote #2750:
<Robo> was lots of robo poking earlier
%
Quote #2751:
<bucko> vim if you want to get things done, emacs if you want to play tetris too.
%
Quote #2752:
<Skumby> I suck
%
Quote #2753:
<Si1entDave> si1entdave@molotov:~$ more ~/buttsex
<zx64> Hehe
<cmb> if you insist...
<zx64> $ cat buttsex
<cmb> cmb@atlas:~$ less buttsex
<Si1entDave> No! more!
<cmb> zx64: that's disgusting
%
Quote #2754:
<zx64> Si1entDave: Damnit, how can I beat free buttsex?
%
Quote #2755:
 * Towel decides just to stick with plain old BUTTSEX
%
Quote #2756:
 * Towel threatens cmb with a pointy thing
%
Quote #2757:
<Banana> public buttsex()
<Towel> ewww!
<Banana> You get arrested for that though :)
%
Quote #2758:
<zx64> Oh dear, we've been at this buttsex thing for over 20 minutes now.
%
Quote #2760:
<zx64> $ wipe buttsex
%
Quote #2761:
<Si1entDave> (Yes, we suck many lesbians)
%
Quote #2762:
<Si1entDave> Yay! Yay for StikMan pr0n!
 * Towel shudders
<Si1entDave> Yay?
<Towel> *make the pictures go away...*
%
Quote #2763:
<Jingly> Goddamnit, I can't tell who's male, who's female, who's straight, who's not and most importantly, who to talk to.
%
Quote #2764:
<Towel> why should it matter someone's relative quantity of danglybits????
%
Quote #2765:
<Philippa> Jingly: the "bi" refers to the sexes you'll sleep with, the "poly" to the number of simultaneous relationships
<cmb> it's like using su. but weirder.
%
Quote #2766:
<Towel> I WANT ONE
%
Quote #2767:
<bucko> Jukion /0wnz/ buttsex.
<Artemis> THREESOMES!
%
Quote #2768:
 * Artemis prefers hamster sex
%
Quote #2769:
<Jingly> Wow, neat oral trick
%
Quote #2770:
<Artemis> i think it died of a heart attack brought on by either the sheer amount of cholsterol in its diet, or the confusion of being a russian hamster with a japanese name
%
Quote #2771:
<bucko> I appear to have penetrated Dave's Spoler Glasses.
%
Quote #2772:
<bucko> "NON STOP FORBIDDEN SEX". R18.
%
Quote #2773:
<bucko> I remember the days when porn had more suttle names.
%
Quote #2774:
<Sadiq> Silver: No, the whole shoving the hamster up your ass thing was a tad rude.
<Silver> That's my excuse this week...
%
Quote #2775:
<Sadiq> dammit.. I should have said "pre-pubescent hamster" just for the added effect!
%
Quote #2776:
<Silver> I'll have you later, bitch!
%
Quote #2777:
 * Silver would agree with Sariel here
%
Quote #2778:
<Jingles> Dear God, its like the Disney version of IRC with Jake and James agreeing and being nice to each other
%
Quote #2779:
<Sariel> Stop the movie there, I want to get off.
%
Quote #2780:
<Si1entDave> Hmm.... Julie Andrews as zx64... Disturbing...
%
Quote #2782:
<Sadiq> What's indirect addressing?
<zx64> Sadiq: It's over there.
%
Quote #2783:
<Si1entDave> Steamroller rape? You have too much time on your hands my friend.
%
Quote #2784:
<Si1entDave> No, but I often manipulate my umberella in a similar fashion.
%
Quote #2785:
<Mendoza> the force is weak in me. or else i'm just clumsy
<Si1entDave> The trick is to get the humming right. Everything else will follow of its own accord.
%
Quote #2786:
<Sar> I don't mean to be /rude/, but I'd suggest perhaps that sitting on IRC isn't the /best/ course of action if you're too busy to think about stupid pranks...
%
Quote #2787:
 * Skumby wonders which end of Towelfish we have with us today
%
Quote #2788:
 * Towel ponders medical science's reaction to the donation of Silver's arse
%
Quote #2789:
 * Sar pokes Si1entDave in those big dewy Tiny-Snow-Fairy-Sugar anime-style eyes
%
Quote #2790:
<Sadiq> the party was good then?
<Sadiq> I crammed lots of stats, learnt about inverting, non-inverting amplifiers then lost the will to live and went to sleep.
%
Quote #2791:
<bucko> Rugby is kinda like the Starcraft of sports.
%
Quote #2792:
 * Skumby wonders what he can do to calm himself down
<Sariel> Skumby: Kill something.
<Skumby> mmmmm...
%
Quote #2793:
<Sariel> Silver: Feel free to demonstrate how wrong I am by stopping being such a fuckwit...
<Silver> Sariel: I can't stop being what I'm not.
%
Quote #2794:
<Silver> Philippa: I'm about ready to ignore you completely, ok? You are /more/ than a little annoying.
%
Quote #2795:
 * Silver doesn't resists noting to /kill/ as many of the peopel current at gaming
%
Quote #2796:
<ficedula> -ChanServ- Channel #perverts isn't registered.   <-- YOUR CHANCE to GET IN NOW (in more than one way!) Register this channel TODAY!
%
Quote #2797:
 * Mendoza wonders why he just typed that, given that he's never met any of Silvers family, and deeply regrets meeting Silver
%
Quote #2798:
 * cmb catches zx64 about to type on this terminal: "/me would like to point out that Silver's mother..." I'll leave the rest to your very capable imaginations
<Mendoza> i don't need to use my imagination. i've met Silvers mother
<Sariel> You have?
 * Mendoza wonders why he just typed that, given that he's never met any of Silvers family, and deeply regrets meeting Silver
<Skumby> heh
%
Quote #2799:
<Skumby> at 16fps, by frame rate is lovely
%
Quote #2800:
<Banana> can anyone say "DOH"
<Banana> Ctrl+C is _not_ copy in unix.
%
Quote #2801:
<cmb> hmm, and now xmms and gkrellm suddenly *don't* spawn vast numbers of "<defunct>" zombies and eventually die... fscked if I know why though
<cmb> today's episode was brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
%
Quote #2802:
<Sadiq> FUCK
<Banana> NOTHANKS
%
Quote #2803:
<Si1entDave> WHO ARE YOU CALLING UNCLUED, PEON?!
<cmb> exactly, now you're getting it :-)
%
Quote #2804:
<Si1entDave> Incest: The game the whole family can play!
%
Quote #2805:
<DrWatson> Argh! Must... Stop... Crocodile Dundee quote when people say 'knife'...
<Draconas> lol
<Si1entDave> That's not a quote... Now /that's/ a quote.
%
Quote #2806:
<ficedula> "I'm here to kick ass and write Java. And I'm all out of Java."
%
Quote #2807:
<bucko> My client has issues unbanning. :)
%
Quote #2808:
<bucko> I use Linux because I hate the way it works.
%
Quote #2809:
<Vin> soz about spelling
%
Quote #2810:
<Michelle> Sadiq.... shirt...less....
%
Quote #2811:
<growler> revision
<growler> knew I'd forgotten something!
%
Quote #2812:
<cmb> gah, cs124, gah...  Abstract: Content: In this note, I have suddenly introduced Far More Stuff than in all the previous notes put together. This is one of the many crooked and devious ways I will make you all fail, mwahahahaha, etc.  History: crookedness and deviousness have been used many times before in human history, but I can't be arsed to describe this in detail.
%
Quote #2813:
<MFJ> Why am i always on the wrong end of netslplits
%
Quote #2814:
<MFJ> 'cracking game' and 'iceworld' do not belong in the same sentance
%
Quote #2815:
<PlanarPlatypus> ok I am kinda worried now, I managed to type the entire pirate win XP CD key without looking it up....
%
Quote #2816:
<ficedula> autohalfop with op-deop IN DA HOUSE
%
Quote #2817:
<bucko> Temp2/CPU:   +88°C  (min =  +20°C, max =  +60°C) 
%
Quote #2818:
<growler> note to self: dont lick power connectors
%
Quote #2819:
<Silver> Arrrgh!
<Silver> Fucking services!
<Banana> Yeah, don't do it kids :)
<Banana> And always wear +a
%
Quote #2820:
 * cmb hadn't quoted in a while and needed to get his fix :-p
%
Quote #2821:
<Banana> What /is/ a Jesu special?
%
Quote #2822:
<growler> RMS realy does need to die
<growler> preferably in a slow and painful way
<growler> not that I intensely dislike the man or anything
%
Quote #2824:
<Jingly> lag is God's way of telling you to do other things
%
Quote #2825:
<Sar> They don't need to employ a taiwanese slave boy in a sweatshop to put that ireritating little spring in, and the saving on his sweatshop wages is passed on to YOU, the consumer!
%
Quote #2826:
<Sadiq> it's too bright out there
<Silver> Just turn the gamma down...
%
Quote #2827:
<Sadiq> is Warwick borken for anyone else?
%
Quote #2828:
<Sadiq> it's too bright out there 
<Silver> Just turn the gamma down...
%
Quote #2829:
 * Sariel goes to get the geek-bat
<Jingly> I'll bet thats what all the girls say
%
Quote #2830:
<Silver> <small>/<big> are relative.
%
Quote #2831:
<MFJ> Get some new quotes dumb bot
%
Quote #2832:
<cmb> oh come on, someone! weapons of maths destruction, that's *got* to be quoteable...?
%
Quote #2833:
<cmb> hmm. "Act: 6", says BX. In which cmb and the other intrepid compscis discover just how screwed they truly are, and revise like they've never revised before, in a heroic attempt to actually not get chucked out for being lame.
%
Quote #2834:
<MFJ> holy fuckeroony
<Zatneichatel> That's the spirit
%
Quote #2835:
<Si1entDave> Shit it you Jingly Bi0tch.
<Si1entDave> Damn.
<Jingly> I hope that was a typo
<Si1entDave> Bloody Typos!
%
Quote #2836:
<ficedula> Free as in beer, free as in speech, or free in as Stallman-delusional?
%
Quote #2837:
<ficedula> bbiab - [cheese]
%
Quote #2838:
<ficedula> *I* only got a 2.2 on Maths for CS. It's the archetypical First Year Horror course.
%
Quote #2839:
<Skumby> can you chown all of the stuff in the ET directory plz
<Si1entDave> certainly.
<Skumby> cos the config files are still root owned
<bucko> ET chown /home.
%
Quote #2840:
<Robo> I'm starting to worry that ntl have a copy of my exam timetable
<Skumby> ?
<Robo> they spend 2 terms stopping me playing any form of q3 / hl etc, then suddenly when exams start the pings magically fix themselves
<Robo> its like they don't want me to revise :/
%
Quote #2841:
<Sadiq> I still can't do jerkoff's properly
%
Quote #2843:
<Towel> go for the beer, banana! go for the beer!
%
Quote #2845:
<Zatneichatel> 1st question was a gift. Everything else sucked horribly and Doron should die. Painfully. With style
%
Quote #2847:
<Sadiq> well actually, you were shoving them down.. but that's a different matter.
<Silver> Yeah, but you're gonna make them dirty!
%
Quote #2848:
<Towel> 49!! how am i more hentail than silver????
%
Quote #2850:
<RjY> yeah, i saw matt's flower cooler, it wasn't as big as i was expecting it to be, but still
%
Quote #2851:
<Lionfish> i am so screwed..
<Lionfish> lalalalalala
<Silver> That's the spirit!
%
Quote #2852:
<Lionfish> the best way to think of SML is to imagine a reeking pit full of snakes and evil smelling creatures...
%
Quote #2853:
<Silver> You know the Universe is working normally when... you find you have only one sock left.
%
Quote #2854:
<Sadiq> Only when it involves you and Hamsters James. =)
<Silver> Bah.
<Sadiq> no, that's sheep
%
Quote #2855:
<zx64> It seems that "hamster" is the new "buttsex"
%
Quote #2856:
 * Silver curses as he gets his text to wrap perfectly, but just in the wrong places...
<Jingly> how ver
<Jingly> y annoying
%
Quote #2857:
<bucko> I got 100%, despite calling a function 'munge'...
%
Quote #2858:
<Sadiq> a/s/l ?
<Silver> *interested
%
Quote #2859:
<cmb> no, all the non-exec people are figments of our imagination. or of tov's. or som's, or possibly dave's, but that would be impressive.
%
Quote #2860:
<ficedula> It's one line of code, error checking is optional ;)
%
Quote #2861:
<Banana> "simply tired and lagged out following a prolonged bonk"... hmm
%
Quote #2862:
<bucko> I've been revising the WRONG SODDING COURSE.
%
Quote #2863:
<Jingly> so you're saying you suck instead of that you're lame?
%
Quote #2864:
<Silver> "Damnit, we have a product that conforms to standards, works, and people like - get rid of it now!"
%
Quote #2865:
<Robo> it made me quite wet
%
Quote #2867:
<Mendoza> you'd be surprised to learn that irc isn't really that effective compared to face to face conversation
%
Quote #2868:
<ficedula> Silver: Something about sacrificial maidens ... and hamsters ... #compsoc, you know.
%
Quote #2869:
<zx64> Silver: Do you want it, sir?  Do you?
%
Quote #2870:
 * Berg smash linux. die linux die
%
Quote #2872:
 * Berg copies oggs to windows partition
<Berg> sorry linux, i tried
%
Quote #2873:
<Banana> Then again, if you need help installing 2K, then you /need/ help. :)
%
Quote #2874:
<Si1entDave> Hurrah for rampant lovemaking and short improv theatre!
%
Quote #2875:
<maUru> cs anyone?
<bucko> Ewww, my fingers are all squidgy now.
%
Quote #2876:
 * Silver hits himself
 * maUru hits Silver too
<Silver> Hey!
<maUru> heh - opportunities are rare - you have to grab them
<Silver> True, true.
%
Quote #2877:
<Skumby> ah wait
<Skumby> I'm just lame
<Skumby> phew.. What a relief
<Skumby> That's more like it
%
Quote #2878:
<_> im not lame, its just sating how lame /italics/ are
%
Quote #2880:
<Jingly> I'd word on your spelling firest
%
Quote #2881:
<Si1entDave> I've got bollock strain from bouncing too much.
%
Quote #2884:
<Sadiq> that gets me special treatments and lolipops when I go to dentists
%
Quote #2885:
<Towel> *sigh* yes Sadiq you're special
%
Quote #2886:
<Towel> *sigh* yes Sadiq you're special
%
Quote #2887:
<Towel> quit with the shitloads of stuff that scrolls by really fast!!!
%
Quote #2889:
 * Stik likes pretty colours :)
%
Quote #2890:
<Jingly> that would have been the ultimate bell experience
%
Quote #2891:
<Sadiq> Towel: Yea, watch out with that.. I threw out two terms worth of lecture notes and came home with piles of old newspapers.
%
Quote #2892:
 * Silver realises he's been do the 'pop' thing for the last 5 minutes
%
Quote #2893:
<Towel> it's not a q of neatly, it's a question of *something-other-than-ducttaping*
<Towel> mm cunning.
%
Quote #2894:
 * Silver suddenly remembers he has about 12 hours of animé on this laptop... hmm...
<Stik> me too :(
%
Quote #2895:
<Banana> Philippa, I'm not sure, did you inadvertantly look like a scotch egg?
%
Quote #2896:
 * Towel curses the universe, up to and including the left nostril of the almighty.
%
Quote #2897:
<Sadiq> Mendoza: Can you imagine clones of Silver?
<Sadiq> If we bred enough of them
<Mendoza> lets not
<Sadiq> we could make everyone and everything standards compliant.
<Mendoza> again, lets not
%
Quote #2898:
<Mendoza> standards suck. bodging it is the way forward
%
Quote #2899:
<Mendoza> Thundercats are on the move, thundercats are moose...
%
Quote #2900:
<cmb> you may find it's not in fact fuXXored, but fuXXXored, or even (gasp) fuXXXXored, in which case you really are, well, fu" . ('X' x $bignumber) . "ored. :-)
%
Quote #2901:
<zx64> "If the LOCALE is set to en_MFJ the warning is shortened to AAAHH! BADNESS!"
%
Quote #2902:
<Sadiq> can we do a Goatse theme?
<Silver> Yes...
<zx64> Sadiq: It'll be hardcoded for your account
<Silver> Technically...
<Sadiq> go for it
%
Quote #2903:
 * cmb is sure he will hang his head in lame many more times in the future
%
Quote #2904:
 * Mendoza would be happy with anyse.cx
%
Quote #2905:
<Fade> non non no +H is lame
%
Quote #2908:
<Sadiq> I specifically go into channels where there's only people _pretending_ to be teens of legal age.
<Sadiq> No no no
%
Quote #2909:
 * Sadiq tries to figure out what to do with his palm
%
Quote #2910:
<zx64> If I was sadiq right now, I'd probably be mentioning a certain peaceful and fun URL.
%
Quote #2911:
<bucko> But Pyrophor sounds like some cute and cuddly but yet somehow modern and prone to violent actions of some insane magnitude fire god.
%
Quote #2912:
<Mendoza> in the future, a pc will just be a big graphics card with a detachable hard drive
%
Quote #2913:
<bucko> Hell, I could even build a case out of wood. Then I'd look l33t.
%
Quote #2914:
<Silver> Hamster's are /fine/.
%
Quote #2915:
<DrWatson> Um... crap. a 150K resistor just fell off one of my graphics card
%
Quote #2916:
<Mendoza> Sadiq: you realise i was talking about holidaying in the lake district, not being a high class boss shagging hooker
%
Quote #2917:
<Sadiq> I can emulate a pretty decent x86 environment
%
Quote #2918:
<Sadiq> I don't want visions of a fat pre-pubescent girl screaming "TREO"
%
Quote #2920:
<cmb> *male* as opposed to...?
%
Quote #2921:
<Sariel> Jingly: And lower myself to his level? No, those PNGs look fine in IE, but if you load them in PSP they contain actual goatse images, it's /much/ more subtle that way. ;-)
<Sadiq> ARGH!
%
Quote #2922:
<Fade> 'half' being somewhere between 1% and 50%
%
Quote #2923:
<Cyphus> I don't say that much that is quotable!
%
Quote #2924:
<bucko> That's because PHP is built for l0sers.
%
Quote #2925:
<bucko> She's currently yelling about how she shouldn't have to go to school on sports day and stuff.
<bucko> Now she's going on about killing herself.
%
Quote #2927:
<Sariel> Good, I need to dry my sleeping bag.
%
Quote #2928:
<Robo> if you look at your database, and find a user called backdoor, with full priveledges, do you get worried ?
%
Quote #2929:
<Sariel> cmb, your jokes are so lame that most people here have you on /ignore already.
<Jesu> who's cmb?
%
Quote #2930:
<Jesu> kill the smallgirls!
%
Quote #2931:
<bucko> Was it as good for you as it was for me?
%
Quote #2932:
<bucko> Sadiq: Unquyote that, or I'll unquote /YOU/.
%
Quote #2934:
<Towel> is hard to click when you're bouncing....
%
Quote #2936:
<DrWatson> If you're a bastard, which you are, Sadiq, you could quite easily turn it to your advantage ;)
%
Quote #2937:
<Fade> Well, at least, I /should/ have better things to do
%
Quote #2938:
 * Towel is not, under any circumstances, a Banana.
%
Quote #2939:
<Mendoza> you think?
<Philippa> not if I can help it
%
Quote #2940:
<Towel> Wow....photoshop's smarter than I am!
%
Quote #2941:
<Banana> Where's my coders calculator when I need it
<Silver> In the pile of code cans?
<Silver> *coke
%
Quote #2942:
<Banana> "Use.... the forks..."
%
Quote #2943:
<PlanarPlatypus> how to tell you have not been getting enough sleep: you wake up with "keyboard face" and the HTML for your website looks kind of like this buairgaiugnbaepurnbpebhrpaeuheihgnf;zoi an
%
Quote #2945:
 * Silver heads off for a nightly
%
Quote #2946:
<Banana> Its not dodgy! It's got Carol in it :)
%
Quote #2947:
<NoMercy> Hey if people can write the game of life in postscript, let people play quake in there browser
%
Quote #2948:
<Towel> Now I can once again make vital life desicions!
%
Quote #2949:
<bucko> See, I have a big /HOLE/.
%
Quote #2950:
<bucko> Currently I just have a /hole/.
%
Quote #2951:
<Philippa> you're right. The problem with corrupting people is it really needs doing in person...
%
Quote #2952:
<Spark> i cant believe i took my laptop apart and soldered stuff to the motherboard while drunk
<Spark> im such a fucking geek
%
Quote #2953:
<Jingly> cold is God's way of telling you to overclock more
%
Quote #2954:
<Jingly> did anyone notice how the singing anchor butter cows disappeared from our screens around about the time of the BSE crisis?
%
Quote #2955:
<Sadiq> apparently I shut down IRC
%
Quote #2956:
<Sadiq> jeez, the quote db makes me look like i'm gay _AND_ a loser.
 * Sadiq makes mental note to privmsg that to Euan next time
%
Quote #2957:
<Sadiq> ya, it's a shame I couldn't get any more of those kiddie porn ones to work.
%
Quote #2958:
<NeXuS7> i want some more shit 
%
Quote #2959:
<Silver> Sadiq, you know, I'd rather /not/ have anything to do with your 'action figure'.
%
Quote #2960:
<Silver> I won't ask what the hell you're on about. ;)
<Banana> "So I'm wandering past The Boss's office one day, when I notice that tell-tale puzzled-yet-vaguely-interested-but-revolted expression on his face which that can only mean one thing. Hard Core Porn."
<Draconas> Silver: beastiality, torture, kiddy porn and necrophilia
<Silver> Draconas, oh, just the usual then.
%
Quote #2962:
<Towel> *sigh* Yes, Sadiq, I've already said: You're _special_.
%
Quote #2963:
<Sariel> In Soviet Russia, crappy shallow jokes recycle /you/. And that's as far as I'm going to go on the subject.
%
Quote #2964:
<PlanarPlatypus> right, now I have to do something which offends my entire code of professionalism regarding computers, I must install XP home.....
%
Quote #2966:
<Towel> mm......monkey island....there are some situations where a rubber chicken with a pulley in it /is/ useful.....
%
Quote #2967:
<Silver> !lookup www.goosebeingfuckedviolentlyuptheassbymutantpig.uk.org
%
Quote #2968:
<PlanarPlatypus> ok this isscary, every PC I own has a legal operating system on it now
%
Quote #2969:
<Sariel> ...does this mean I'm more lame than Fade but less lame than Jingly?
<Jingly> sounds about right to me
%
Quote #2970:
<Philippa> honestly, it's depressing - you change nick and you're stuck with the bot greeting you with the same damn quote for a month
%
Quote #2971:
<PlanarPlatypus> lol, rent a satelite uplink, it will only require you to remorgage your parents house :-)
%
Quote #2972:
<Mishima> We demand that Silver dress in all black, whiten his face, and sits in the corner angsting!
%
Quote #2973:
 * Silver failed to follow most of that conversation... except for the bit about hamsters. Time for more animé, methinks.
%
Quote #2974:
<Sariel> Of course, turning into an athletic young woman wouldn't harm your chance, either...
%
Quote #2975:
 * DrWatson needs to detrain his Evil Muscle... I'm certain it's a bad thing, for some reason or other
%
Quote #2976:
<Sariel> "For Christ's sake, don't use it, but I just found the most bizarre active domain name: http://female-naked-singer-genital-mutilation-ejacualtion.a-d-u-l-t.net" - Warren Ellis
<Banana> waahoooo
<Banana> it works
%
Quote #2977:
<Sariel> ... I can count...
%
Quote #2978:
<Fade> Damnit! Not with a Silver, its like a terrible nightmare...and more than likely to give me one
%
Quote #2979:
<Fade> Look you STUPID FUCKING BOT. Whichever IDIOT tweaked your algorithms is an IDIOT quote it god damn it.
%
Quote #2980:
<bucko> I'm being LAME.
%
Quote #2981:
<Banana> Ok using my USB fan in warm conditions causes my PC to crash :)
%
Quote #2982:
<Mendoza> fade, did you manage to convince weasel to come?
%
Quote #2983:
<bucko> I've given up pr0n, and haven't deleted all 300K of it.
%
Quote #2984:
 * bucko looks up cute naughty pictures of little girls.
%
Quote #2985:
<Sadiq> "I was too busy getting my ass licked"
%
Quote #2986:
<Mendoza> hmm... theres something wrong with 'Poom <^_^> *happydance*' being considered avalid statement
%
Quote #2987:
 * DrWatson looks at Sadiq - are you advocating the devil again?
%
Quote #2988:
<DrWatson> it's too short
%
Quote #2989:
<bucko> It got two hops and then DrWatson-ed.
%
Quote #2990:
<Jingly> I'm a rar short of an archive :p
%
Quote #2991:
<Sadiq> so you keep making that movement with your finger... and nothing's happening
%
Quote #2992:
<Spark> go fuck yourself with a spoon
<Silver> No, /you/ go fuck yourself with a spoon.
<Spark> ok
%
Quote #2993:
<Banana> oooh oreilly have a pocket c# reference
<zx64> No, they're just pleased to see you
<Silver> Do your jokes have to /that/ bad, zx64? :)
%
Quote #2994:
<bucko> I have ethics, and I adhere to them in a strict, but somewhat wooly manner.
%
Quote #2995:
<Silver> Ok, what's with those fucking hamsters?
%
Quote #2996:
<Silver> Our cat just /intentionally/ jumped down behind a cupboard, then couldn't get out. :)
%
Quote #2997:
<Sadiq> "Sex is nobody's business save for the three people involved."
%
Quote #2998:
<PlanarPlatypus> oh,what happened between you and the goat?
<Philippa> it got jealous of the sheep
%
Quote #2999:
 * Mendoza notices that Draconas is far to scared of him to 'warn' him about mysterious ping timeouts
 * Mendoza should have scrolled all the way down before typing that
%
Quote #3000:
<Jesu> damnit, my beard's really pointy at the moment - i keep spiking myself
%
Quote #3001:
<Sariel> And there was me thinking windows had got better at counting in recent times...
%
Quote #3002:
<Jesu> just lend me your house for a year, sar
%
Quote #3003:
<Sariel> It is, indeed, tuesday. Which means on one hand I only have one work day to go before i17, and on the other ... shit, I've got to find /that/ and put /this/ with /that stuff/ and bollocks where did I leave my...
%
Quote #3004:
<Draconas> Mike: Pytr you must think your a god or something
<Draconas> Pytr: God, root, what's the difference
<Draconas> and I thought of you
<DrWatson> I have that strip on my wall.
<DrWatson> In front of my desk.
<DrWatson> I look at it every day.
<Draconas> lol
<DrWatson> To remind me of how to live my life.
%
Quote #3005:
<Jingly> I let fade get away with it, because he's special
%
Quote #3006:
<Mendoza> my tent only fits one person anyway. well, one person and a child, but that idea's disturbing enough not to consider it
%
Quote #3007:
<Silver> Sadiq, you'll be advised that "James" is actually a stalk word, and thus does set of my "pinger", as you so-called it.
%
Quote #3008:
<NiMBUS> "<Rellik> I don't suppose there are any young women here who want to sell their bodies for a chance to beat me at Warcraft, are there?" -- H on i17 internal IRC
%
Quote #3009:
<Sadiq> you have told H that a _big_ male-dominated LAN party's not really the best place to be thinking about sex?
<NiMBUS> heh
<NiMBUS> H isn't the only one ;)
%
Quote #3010:
<michael> maybe with some nice big anime stickers on the side
<Rellik> michael, go
<Rellik> yeah
<Rellik> except without the anime
%
Quote #3011:
<michael> well a big black van would be fun
<michael> maybe with some nice big anime stickers on the side
<Rellik> michael, go
<Rellik> yeah
<Rellik> except without the anime
%
Quote #3012:
<Mendoza> anyway, they're only going to pick attractive men with a huge libido and a track record of infidelity
<Rellik> so, jake, then.
%
Quote #3013:
<Mendoza> you realise if you'd actually quoted that i would have had to send a swat team over to shoot you
%
Quote #3014:
<Jingly> crap, I've missed the millennium
%
Quote #3015:
<Towel> I want a handy thing.
%
Quote #3016:
<Banana> Silver is kinda bouncing right now...
%
Quote #3017:
 * Silver has better things to do than look at Java asm, though :)
%
Quote #3018:
<Silver> Shame it loses the |Anime bit, really.
%
Quote #3019:
<Jingly> no, tov is already overburdened with Sadiq's granny porn webserver
%
Quote #3020:
<zx64> Dude, goatse is just wrong.
%
Quote #3021:
<Banana> All your service belong to us.
%
Quote #3022:
<NeXuS7> warwick website is into s&m and enjoys the stick with spikes
%
Quote #3024:
<Mendoza> i get suspicious that microsoft might have noticed my winxp copy is legally challenged
%
Quote #3027:
<Banana> Oh Banana, you are such an ass.
%
Quote #3028:
<Jingly> hmm, not long enough
%
Quote #3029:
<Sariel> I swear, the time between joining this channel and wanting to kill somebody has dropped drastically in the last year or so...
%
Quote #3030:
<bucko> My sister insisted I put in a thingy. So I did.
%
Quote #3031:
<bucko> Now I look like a girl.
%
Quote #3032:
<ficedula> That's what betas are about, though, in part.
<Sadiq> kicking me?
<Sariel> Well, yes, exactly.
%
Quote #3033:
<Jingly> I'm full of awesome ideas, its just that I speak so much crap people tend to overlook them
%
Quote #3034:
<Sadiq> We hire cheap korean ex-hookers to do that.
%
Quote #3036:
<Robo> FS, that linked to the goatse pic without using goatse in the url
%
Quote #3037:
<Jingly> Note for exec, don't let sadiq put the society url on the membership cards
%
Quote #3038:
<Spark> its quite rare you see a webpage that isnt shite
%
Quote #3039:
<Spark> i havent touched mine in over an hour
%
Quote #3041:
<bucko> It even links to www.frogsex.com.
%
Quote #3042:
<Jingly> fs, don't let sadiq play - he'll bring a goatse spray
%
Quote #3043:
<Draconas> THIS THING IS A COMPLETE PILE OF SHIT
<Draconas> IT IS WORSE THAN SHIT
<Draconas> IT IS SHITTER
<Draconas> IT IS INFACT A LAWYER
<Draconas> OR TAXMAN
%
Quote #3044:
<Berg> badger, mushroom, snake
 * Berg goes away crying
%
Quote #3045:
 * Silver sets gcc on fire
%
Quote #3046:
<Silver> You know you're in for a fun thread (on a programing newsgroup) when the first message starts "I'd like to make an Internet application similar to FrontPage Express."
%
Quote #3048:
<Sadiq> nice nice Towel
%
Quote #3049:
<Sadiq> just the lubricants they use on condoms don't really taste very nice though.
%
Quote #3050:
<Silver> "Currently ignoring [*!sadiq@*]."
%
Quote #3051:
 * Towel has a recording of silver saying moop, and will release it to the press if not appeased. I require mini-marshmallows and lots of minstrels. and some anime :F
%
Quote #3052:
<Sadiq> hey.. if I start growing my hair long, develop an unhealthy obsession with Mozilla and Towel, you'll put me out of my misery, right?
%
Quote #3053:
<Sadiq> can you imagine Goatse photos attached to your bathroom mirrors in the morning?
 * cmb shudders
%
Quote #3054:
<cmb> yes, extra people is doable
%
Quote #3055:
<maUru> i wonder what the judge would say if i claimed i was raped by some supermodel
<Jingly> after he stops laughing?
<maUru> pfft...the bitch judge raped me as well =(
%
Quote #3056:
<bucko> (I'm going to mailbomb you)
<Silver> (Cool)
%
Quote #3057:
<Sadiq> then I can't send Goatse URLs to Banana through !tells
%
Quote #3059:
<Sadiq> <Silver> Why'd I ever need a car when i've got Mozilla?
%
Quote #3060:
<bucko> Bah.
<bucko> I'm confused! I demand resolution!
<cmb> 1024x768
%
Quote #3061:
 * lionfish is (thank god) not H :P
%
Quote #3062:
<ficedula> Why all the "or"'s? I prefer "and" when we're talking about stealing things.
%
Quote #3063:
<ficedula> The artwork is reasonable, and issue one has schoolgirls, angels, lesbians and bioconstructs, so it certainly passes the preliminaries.
<Towel> heh. those're _good_ preliminaries :)
<ficedula> I thought so ;)
%
Quote #3064:
<Towel> too many damned badgers. not enough mushroom.
%
Quote #3065:
<DrWatson> No more buttsex! I'll get a headache!
%
Quote #3066:
<zx64> Arrr, there be no manual entry for overboard
%
Quote #3067:
<maUru> all you talk about there is hentai demon dragons raping little jap girls with clawed tentacles in dark alleyways
<Si1entDave> And beer. Sometimes we talk about beer.
<zx64> Just because you're jealous that you can't join in.
%
Quote #3068:
<zx64> £2.50 for a CDR?  Hello, 1995 called, they want their prices back.
%
Quote #3069:
<Sadiq> Oz: Sorry for disappearing yesterday, I kinda screwed the penguin I was o
%
Quote #3070:
<Fade> I read "not yet finished building" and the first thing I thought was "late getting the burrow up, so the hero will be late"
%
Quote #3071:
<ficedula> Mmmm, fundamentally flawed.
%
Quote #3072:
<SwiftEdge> pastry insults hurt deep
%
Quote #3073:
<Sadiq> god, I need to get out more.
%
Quote #3074:
 * Silver|Away is right here
%
Quote #3075:
<Skumby> obviously it feels good in real life too...
%
Quote #3076:
<Towel> *pats sadiq* naah, you're not lame ;)
%
Quote #3077:
<Towel> evil Sadiq :)
%
Quote #3078:
<Towel> damn you Sadiq!
%
Quote #3079:
 * Towel slaps Sadiq about a bit with a pointy idiran battlecruiser
%
Quote #3080:
<zx64> What they might not reckon on is someone with a leatherman prising off the padlock and the padlock being replaced by one of our own selection.
%
Quote #3081:
<Sadiq> Skumby: Size doesn't matter.
<Skumby> whatever helps you sleep at night :)
%
Quote #3082:
<Sadiq> right, but you're also many many miles away from me.
<Towel> uh....you say that like it's a bad thing....
%
Quote #3083:
 * cmb notes Towel is using Si1entDave's preferred filing system: floor filing system, or "FFS" :-)
%
Quote #3084:
<Nutsy> good to know silver logged on and died then....
<Blood_God> to GAY RAPE
%
Quote #3085:
<Towel> well we could start with 'buttsex' again, but not enough people are awake.
%
Quote #3086:
<Towel> well we could start with 'buttsex' again, but not enough people are awake.
%
Quote #3087:
<Pyrophor> mmmm...prey....
%
Quote #3088:
<Towel> Doppler effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly....
%
Quote #3089:
<zx64> Sadiq: But do you not don't do logic?
%
Quote #3090:
<zx64> Now, rephrasing, P = "zx64 likes logic", Q = "All the people who like logic are sick fucks", R = "zx64 is a sick fuck": P && Q => R.
%
Quote #3091:
<Skumby> If you block the right holes, yeah
%
Quote #3092:
<bucko> Hardcore Xaero is more accurate than I previously thought.
%
Quote #3093:
<DrWatson> you can do it online...
<Skumby> If you have a credit card
%
Quote #3094:
<cmb> Towel: alternatively, for making things into smaller less working things, or squishier redder things, depending on type of thing. :-p
%
Quote #3095:
<Towel> cmb - do I ever go anywhere with anything? Apart from possibly other people's beer...
%
Quote #3096:
<Sariel> Last I saw, Towel was easily identifiable as the only female, bouncing had little or nothing to do with it...
%
Quote #3097:
<Stikman> did i have to walk in on a conversation regarding Draconas and a girlfriend?
<Stikman> that's a horrid, horrid thought"!
%
Quote #3098:
<Robo> yay, corecombat beta's over, and I only got to play it for 15 mins !
<Robo> well, not yay :/
%
Quote #3099:
<Robo> personally I'd give up where you are, as you are approaching the most horribly tedious boring repetitive bit of first person action ever
<Imcogmito> counterstrike?
%
Quote #3100:
<Robo> muhaha, I not only have l33t frag stealing skills, I have quote stealing skills too
%
Quote #3101:
<Sar> a) A fair proportion of english speakers pronounce the 'vita' in 'vitamin' and 'vital' identically.
<Sar> b) People who conform to a) are largely Americans.
<Sar> c) Americans are largely stupid.
<Sar> Therefore, by induction, we pronounce it how the fuck we like.
%
Quote #3102:
 * NeXuS7 slaps Si1entDave around a bit with a large trout
<NeXuS7> hang on i didnt do that
%
Quote #3105:
 * Si1entDave removes his hand from Jingly's bottom.
%
Quote #3106:
<Si1entDave> I thing Lego is derived from the Latin for 'I play'
<Jingly> Legolas = I play with girls?
%
Quote #3107:
<Draconas> i have mastered the quoten with offset!!!!! FEAR ME MORTALS
%
Quote #3108:
<Robo> and the page should say 'Your mum sucks cocks for money' ?!
%
Quote #3110:
 * MFJ closes his multiple downloads of robos picture
%
Quote #3111:
<murphybob> what /is/ pavlova?
%
Quote #3112:
<bucko> I've been an avid follower of the ass-of-Skumby series.
%
Quote #3113:
<bucko> Is it /your unclaimed ass/?
<Sharif> i think its not making proper contact
%
Quote #3114:
<Skumby> fear my "chuckie"ing
<Si1entDave> wtf? Have you had too much spacedust again?
<Skumby> There's not such thing as too much spacedust
<cmb> #define spacedust caffeine
%
Quote #3115:
<Sadiq> All my quotes make me look like a goat-se obessed pervert who's only interested in old women.
%
Quote #3116:
<Banana> Woah, that was a big one
%
Quote #3117:
<Banana> Oooh frog porn
%
Quote #3118:
<murphybob> but your adsl probably has DNS servers, instead of a dude at the other end with a catalogue of ip->name tables
%
Quote #3119:
 * Sadiq _does_ wear baggy trousers
%
Quote #3120:
<Si1entDave> *bitchbitchbitch*
%
Quote #3122:
<bucko> Tsukasa: I can't help but notice that in the last 5 lines, your grammar has taken a heavy downhill shift. If fice is anything to go buy, this means you need more coffee.
%
Quote #3123:
<ficedula> Don't write "open" with a capital O, it gives me bad RMS flashbacks... :P
%
Quote #3124:
<Sariel> RMS flashbacks; like LSD flashbacks with fewer geckos and more brainpan pain
%
Quote #3125:
<Sariel> Si1entDave, if you /ever/ again put forward the idea that he might get close to procreation you'll ruin /my/ life... I'll never feel clean again, just being the same /species/...
%
Quote #3126:
<NeXuS7> It's not that I want her dead any more. its just i'd like it if she were lets say not living.
%
Quote #3127:
<Sariel> You say that, but...
<NeXuS7> dead women can't say no
%
Quote #3128:
<Sariel> Well, it depends how you define evil. I'm not catholic, so I don't think it /really/ exists...
<Towel> rofl
<Towel> heh
<ficedula> We don't talk about The Incident any more...
%
Quote #3129:
<Banana> Of the 40, I've seen Towel's danglybits the most :)
%
Quote #3130:
<NeXuS7> god dam it clothes just don't disappear
<Si1entDave> Although with some women you wish they would...
%
Quote #3131:
<Silver> Si1entDave, you, sir, are an evil evil man.
%
Quote #3132:
<Seren> I don't think much work will get done, anyhow - Phil's reading slashdot :)
<Si1entDave> At least its not www.bash.org <--- No Phil, don't click it. No, really >:)
 * DW|dcs opens a new tab
<Silver> Si1entDave, you, sir, are an evil evil man.
%
Quote #3133:
<bucko> Cowsay is, like, the ultimate UNIX command line tool.
%
Quote #3134:
<Crazy_Piglet> Better safe than sorry...
<Crazy_Piglet> apparently anyway
<Sadiq> trust me, we were sorry
<Sadiq> sorry we physically couldn't stand further away from the fireworks
%
Quote #3135:
<bucko> It's not hard to find US people who are trustable.
%
Quote #3138:
<bucko> "this one time, i masturbated over pictures of iain duncan smith and my sister caught me" -- http://grouphug.us/confessions/214418136
%
Quote #3139:
<Sariel> Giving beer away is more wrong than stealing...
%
Quote #3140:
<Si1entDave> my mote deResktop  isreting keurnystro in akes ram ordndoer.
%
Quote #3141:
<Jingly> databases suck anyway, use files and do the work yourself
%
Quote #3142:
<Sariel> there's no manual entry for vi because reading a manual for vi is about as likely to get you to a state where you're /able to use/ vi as hitting yourself with a brick is.
%
Quote #3143:
 * Skumby oings robo
%
Quote #3144:
<Banana> Surely mess is only mess if it's visible? :)
%
Quote #3145:
<Banana> Mmm we could all eat skumby then :)
%
Quote #3146:
<Silver> Sadiq, "Off" != "off", you idiot.
%
Quote #3147:
<Sadiq> that's a perfectly valid and kinky quote
%
Quote #3148:
 * Silver buggers off
%
Quote #3150:
 * maUru stares at his behind. Still no Dave.
%
Quote #3151:
<PlanarPlatypus> Si1entDave: hhow bored do you have to be to goog;le hentai wallpaper?
%
Quote #3152:
<lionfish> I'm feeling kinda dizzy.
%
Quote #3153:
<Banana> Suckysuckysucksuck
%
Quote #3154:
<EvilVin> this keyobroad keeps movine
%
Quote #3155:
<EvilVin> do yiou have any attractive male sin #compsco exept sadiq?
%
Quote #3156:
<Oliford> hmm, i think there's some sort of h/w virus moster thingy running around our house atm
<Sariel> Video! Video!
<Oliford> towel thinks it agent smith
%
Quote #3157:
<LucidIon> All saying, /me rubs your shoulder, strokes your thigh and whispers 'buttsex' in your ear.
%
Quote #3158:
 * LucidIon wonders how he he going to hide his illicit toys when he gets home.
%
Quote #3159:
<LucidIon> Skumby: I don't need to break them up, I can just put them inside.
%
Quote #3160:
<LucidIon> Skumby|sleep: because that's less 'subtle' than www.hotmail.com changing to www.goatse.cx
%
Quote #3161:
<LucidIon> DrWatson: Unless you are using Squid, or a local goatse cache :)
%
Quote #3162:
<Silver> What does being l33t and being ducktaped to a bus while asleep have to do with each other?
%
Quote #3163:
<LucidIon> Obviously I'd have to filter mine and inject into theirs.
%
Quote #3164:
<LucidIon> Si1entDave: is extortion strictly legal. If I like saw 5 minutes of someone at horsefucking.com, say, is it allowable to mention it to them?
%
Quote #3165:
<Towel> BUTTSEX!
<Sadiq> Towel: No.
<Towel> :F
<Towel> go on
<Towel> you know you want to
%
Quote #3166:
<Jingly> unlike you Sadiq, I'm not totally perverted
%
Quote #3167:
<Draconas> w00t bot gangbang
%
Quote #3168:
<Draconas> BASTERD BGASTERD BASTERD BASTERD BASTERD
<Draconas> for 6 months now i had been just bhig and scary
%
Quote #3169:
<Sadiq> oh, this doesn't stop you going to parties.
%
Quote #3170:
<Jingly> i'd love to see your datastructures
%
Quote #3172:
 * Starfall wonders about adding some more ASCII art to his 118 coursework
%
Quote #3173:
<NightCrawler> I hope ITS pay for my funeral...
%
Quote #3174:
<SilentDave> Look, we have more coke than any of you, okay? We are more litre than thou.
%
Quote #3177:
<RoboStac> dunno if I'd be more worried if I was subscribed to alt.knitting or alt.hardcore.monkey.spanking
%
Quote #3178:
<Si1entDave> I don't bloody believe this! My computer's locked down so tight even *I* can't get it to run Sub7!
%
Quote #3180:
<DrWatson> Their wires aren't just crossed, they're plaited.
%
Quote #3181:
<Sariel> Damnit... after flying that helicopter, my vision occasionally starts wildly veering sideways, and I lash out with my mouse hand to try and compensate...
%
Quote #3182:
<lino> stupid finite state computer...
%
Quote #3183:
<Banana> oh for the love of monkeys on a stick
%
Quote #3184:
<cmb> I *must* be dead, I can't even quote-snipe properly
%
Quote #3185:
<Banana> Not even with -Wall?
<ficedula> I've just tried that, and it does warn me then, but I suspect I still wouldn't have noticed it, since it'd've involved scrolling through about 3 pages of warnings.
<ficedula> Most of which boil down to "You're using C! AHAHAHAHA!"
<ficedula> I can't seem to find a switch for "enable warnings about bloody stupid stuff only"
%
Quote #3186:
 * Skumby steals Sariel's soapbox
<Sariel> Hey!
<Sariel> I was just getting started!
<Sariel> I go off for one moment to turn my waffles, and...
%
Quote #3187:
<Mishima> I'm disturbed... I thought that a tory party member had a nearly reasonable point o.O
%
Quote #3188:
<Sariel> I'd ask "Why would anyone stare at you?" but it could be considered rude and obnoxious...
%
Quote #3189:
<Skumby> Now I know why linuxy people spend so much time recompiling their OSes. It's cos the damned things keep breaking for no fecking reason
%
Quote #3190:
<Banana> I have incredibly baggy trousers. No, really. They're so baggy they need a bit of string to keep them up. and a large iron clasp. With the president's head on it. I love him so much.
%
Quote #3191:
<Skumby> You're driving along, minding you're own business, when 7 guys jump up and rocket spam you
<Jingly> yeah, bloody A14
%
Quote #3194:
<Sadiq> I don't see how my having a huge penis would make any difference when it comes to Squash anyhow.
%
Quote #3195:
<Si1entDave> Well done Skumby. Now you can have unprotected sex.
<Skumby> far too long
%
Quote #3196:
<ficedula> The answer to the two questions you've been waiting for are in; 1) Yes, I can hibernate, change hardware, and power back on before pinging out of IRC; and 2) You *can* run USB over CAT5!
%
Quote #3197:
<Skumby> bot, tell Si1entDave to check his bot messages
%
Quote #3198:
<cmb> yay for irc between 3 people no more than 5 metres apart...
%
Quote #3199:
 * Skumby wonders where his chin's gone
%
Quote #3200:
<Draconas> joke?  please explain this concept to me
%
Quote #3201:
 * Silver checks in
 * Sadiq hands Silver his room key
<Jingly> hmm, why does Sadiq have silver's room key?
<Silver> Better not to ask, k?
<Sadiq> You don't notice the amount of flirting we do in the channel?
<Sadiq> Sexual tension all the way baby.
%
Quote #3202:
<murphybob> i will have to be very careful when mentioning bucko, rumours already abound, i don't want to get quoted in a compromising position...
%
Quote #3203:
<murphybob> ah well, i suppose it filled a hole in that case :)
%
Quote #3204:
<murphybob> *place bets* *miaow* *sqeal* *vrooooom* *sqeal* *tabatha wins*
%
Quote #3205:
<Silver> lol; ""I'm a rabbit!" "I'm 5 feet of steel!" "SHIT!" *wonk* Malakym gained "Rabbit Skin"."
%
Quote #3206:
<DW> cmb, Si1entDave: You really need to register your ISE group sometime soon.
<DW> By friday, in fact.
<DW> Or you'll be ransomised.
%
Quote #3207:
<Banana> You know, I've always wondered what a gaylord /is/ :)
%
Quote #3208:
<Sadiq> I really ought to stop turning every scripted conversation we have into a gay porno flick.
%
Quote #3209:
<Silver> bucko, well make yourself clear. But there's no licks like that.
%
Quote #3210:
<Sadiq> that sounds like a lecture course.
<Sadiq> "Hey, where are you off to?"
<Sadiq> "I'm late for ogg123!"
<Sadiq> "Oh crap! I do that as well."
<Sadiq> "Run!"
%
Quote #3211:
<Si1entDave> cmb hears my cries of anguish.
<Si1entDave> cmb asks if I want caffeine or sleep.
<Si1entDave> I reply 'Caffeine. From the Fridge. And bring the bottle!'.
%
Quote #3212:
<murphybob> i love you bot
%
Quote #3213:
<bucko> It's not the bot I was playing with.
%
Quote #3214:
 * Pyrophor smears Sadiq with marmite
%
Quote #3215:
 * Towel smears Sadiq with marmite
%
Quote #3216:
<Blood_God> ffs i cant even type simple things like heh and lol
%
Quote #3217:
<Banana> Damn JinglyBOT needs preemptiveness... and AI :)
<Silver> Heh.
 * Silver adds AI to JinglyBOT
 * Silver waits for it to take over the world
%
Quote #3218:
 * murphybob does a /me 'cos everyone else was doing it'
%
Quote #3219:
<murphybob> i had a dream about my tablet
%
Quote #3220:
<Mishima> FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
<Sadiq> URL?
%
Quote #3221:
<Si1entDave> Told you I was hardcore
%
Quote #3223:
<Silver> I can't get to sunion either, which suggests bugger problems.
%
Quote #3224:
<murphybob> pah, Vi advice is useless, Vimto is soo much better.
%
Quote #3226:
<murphybob> ARGHHHH I SUCK TOOO MUCH ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( !! SFD|SDGFSDGSD|GSZHG
%
Quote #3227:
<Blood_God> titty biscuits.
%
Quote #3228:
<Silver> MY hamster pr0n!
%
Quote #3229:
<Si1entDave> And lo, it went pop again.
<Si1entDave> As such, I hereby dub the campus network 'The Weasel'.
%
Quote #3230:
<robo> fs, my housemates rearranged the living room, and I just tripped over a sofa that didn't use to be there
%
Quote #3231:
<Jingly> lol, I whack what I think is an empty CDR into my drive and start looking for Nero6 to install, then the CDR autoplays the Nero6 install splashscreen :)
%
Quote #3233:
<Mish> Drac wouldn't lay a finger on me, he's sweet and cuddly, really :)
%
Quote #3234:
<Mish> When I saw the question "what does the LoveLUMP eat?", I was expecting to see the answer "Your spooge should provide all the nutrition the LoveLUMP needs"
%
Quote #3235:
<Jingly> I've never managed more than 7 in a car
%
Quote #3236:
<mb> (that is a comment not a request)
<mb> straight and shine my arse
%
Quote #3237:
<Silver> My code WORKS!
<Silver> Instead of CZ!
<Silver> mIRC started!
%
Quote #3238:
<MFJ> sounds like a valve style upgrade
<Skumby> It's been "upgraded" and doesn't work any more
 * MFJ beats JinglyBOT with a stick
%
Quote #3239:
<Elentari> there is nothing wrong with knowing all the words to 'ive seen things'!
%
Quote #3240:
<Jingly> bah, what do you want to play that crappy game for?
 * zx64 watches the bf1942 server whore out his laptop.
%
Quote #3241:
<Silver> I don't know, there's probably many uses for a vibrating hamster...
%
Quote #3242:
<Silver> Bloody hamster references.
%
Quote #3243:
<Drac> i was asleep at the time so phil and dave bravely took my place and beat the toilet to death in an attempt to rescue said person
<Mishima> Bad toilet
<Drac> yes
<Mishima> Again?
<Drac> its eaten people
%
Quote #3244:
<Si1entDave> Is coming in sideways.
<Nugent> "The Si1entDave now arriving at platforms 1,2,3,4,5 and 6..."
%
Quote #3245:
<bucko> Banana: I just patched a whole bunch of plugions and alrded initPlugin.
%
Quote #3246:
<bucko> Si1entDave: Sorry, I saw MFJ's baggy pants and thought of you.
%
Quote #3247:
<murphybob> pubbage is cheap, i only have to sleep with one, maybe two japanes businessmen to be able to afford pubbage...
%
Quote #3248:
<ficedula> !quotebait
<Mishima> !quoten 1 1
<Si1entDave> !quoten 1 1
%
Quote #3249:
<Mishima> Dave: You've just made me, and later no doubt my partner, very happy :)
%
Quote #3250:
<Si1entDave> It might chafe a little though.
%
Quote #3251:
<Crazy_Piglet> time is money :P
<mb> no its not, you will get gangraped and have all your money stolen
%
Quote #3252:
 * Mishima sees the photo of drac after paintball and thinks "hmm... that's a first, bukkake with a man in the middle..."
%
Quote #3253:
<Banana> I am a monkey. Yes. A big monkey, with big shiny monkey things...
%
Quote #3254:
 * cmb raises an eyebrow at Petana following Silver to bed... argh, the *images*, make them *STOP!* :-p
%
Quote #3255:
<Spark> fat32 isnt that bad is it
<Spark> apart from being inefficient and bloated
%
Quote #3256:
<Banana> "Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get"
%
Quote #3257:
<Seren> This roll has almost the consistency of Dwarf Bread. It's almost lethal.
<Seren> Perhaps you could use this as ammo in the Ripper from UT?
<DrWatson> Then, when you were sniping someone, the voice would announce "Breadshot!" to you, surely?
%
Quote #3258:
<Silver> Sadiq|Evil, to you, everything's a Goatse redirect.
<DrWatson> Silver|Busy: That's because I hacked his hosts file... No, wait
%
Quote #3259:
<Skumby> I've just turned the bottom of a Pringles tube into a face, with eyes and a working mouth
<ficedula> A /working/ mouth? Impressive.
<Jingly> !quoten 2 1
%
Quote #3260:
<Mish> By which method?
<Mish> Any of the fun ones?
<Sadiq> No. I just don't bother making a move on anyone.
%
Quote #3261:
 * Sadiq is making life easy on himself with respect to women, he's simply voluntarily taking himself out the gene pool.
<Mish> By which method?
<Mish> Any of the fun ones?
%
Quote #3262:
<DrWatson> "Are you saying I can dodge singleness?" "No, Sadiq. I'm trying to say that when you're ready, you won't have to."
%
Quote #3263:
 * DrWatson 's search for how to do something under LaTeX has started returning results from sex sites, so I think it's time to stop looking through the search results
%
Quote #3264:
<Sariel> If their software is anything to go by they don't employ anyone with an IQ over 50, so it's a wonder /any/ of their kit works...
%
Quote #3265:
 * Silver notes down that, whatever it was he did, hangs Mozilla quite effectively
<Sariel> I know at least one thing I do regularly makes Phoenix go completely unresponsive, won't even paint itself.
<Sariel> It happen every time I press the button with the circle with a line coming out of it on the front of my computer...
<Sariel> *happens
<Silver> Right... isn't that the power button?
<Sariel> Yeah. And?
<Silver> Well, one would expect most CPU-intensive tasks to come to a holt if you turn off the power.
<Sariel> I didn't say I didn't /expect/ it...
<Silver> Ah well.
%
Quote #3266:
<ficedula> Motherboard we were using in Hal had /extreme/ issues with PCI cards...
<ficedula> ...wouldn't even complete POST with the PCI cards in a /certain/ order. Rearranging them, same cards, it booted; certain cards in certain slots, couldn't power on properly.
%
Quote #3267:
<NeXuS7> no you tart its http://goatse.cx
%
Quote #3269:
<Si1entDave> Silver: Why do I suck this week?
<Silver> Si1entDave, "because".
<NeXuS7> i love that reason ;)
%
Quote #3270:
<Mishima> 's not my fault I've partner who's obbsessed with maid's dresses.... o.O
<Mishima> Bucko: Get a better browser, and get better? :P
<drac> oh man that was probably not a good point to join the coversation
%
Quote #3271:
<Towel> I swear it's a sadiq conspiracy.
%
Quote #3272:
<Towel> !flipacoin I am a sexy beast, no, really, deep down, don't laugh now, it's true.  So there.
%
Quote #3273:
<Towel> I will cause you unmeasureable plain.
%
Quote #3275:
<Crazy_Piglet> Na ah - existance is the name and capitalism is the game.  He/She who dies with the most toys wins.  Geek mod is he/she who dies with the most *shiny* toys wins.  Hence MFJ currently leads.  If he were to suddenly die, we'd all be screwed.
%
Quote #3276:
<maUru> bah - sex can get boring
%
Quote #3277:
<maUru> Silver|Anime hears the word sex and then suddenly gets the urge to watch tiny jap schoolgirls in miniskirts get raped by massive black demon monsters with multiple horned tentacles
%
Quote #3278:
<Sadiq> No no no, another person calls my cute and i'm losing it.
%
Quote #3279:
<Crazy_Piglet> Uncaught exception in java.lang.SadiqBeingCuteException
%
Quote #3280:
<Sadiq> ok... who let Banana near the source tree?
%
Quote #3281:
<murphybob> i said hello. leave me alone!
<murphybob> god, that bot can be so clingy
<Sadiq> wait till you have to do a rectal-scan to get auth
%
Quote #3283:
<murphybob> dave.... i hate to break this to you... but yes, you would lie to your own grandmother.
%
Quote #3284:
<murphybob> i shall take some photos when i have defeated it.
<murphybob> and send them straight to you BANANA THE DOUBTER
%
Quote #3285:
<bucko> Grrrr. I keep watching Kanon. I've lost my drive to live. I live only to watch Kanon.
%
Quote #3286:
<Banana> A picture paints a thousand words, so for a 3000 word essay I just need three pictures? :)
%
Quote #3287:
<Banana> It's an imperial badger. We've only metric badgers here :)
%
Quote #3288:
<Robo> heh, my sister was reading over my shoulder and asked why you were talking about badgers. She has now walked off going 'badger badger ....'
%
Quote #3289:
<Jingles> 'Have I got n00bs for you?'
%
Quote #3290:
<Sadiq> pr0n most likely
<Crazy_Piglet> :P
<DrWatson> Oh, it'll do sweetly at that
%
Quote #3291:
<DrWatson> Sadiq|Uni: Look, do you *really* want to make me have to firewall the grouphug.us IP at the house router?
%
Quote #3292:
 * DrWatson finds a big cluebat, and wonders which of his own bodily orifices to stick it into
%
Quote #3293:
<bucko> It's got so much suckage it's amazing that it still manages to blow.
%
Quote #3294:
<Banana> It'd be interesting to flash this board with erm... oh whatsname... er.. begins with C
<bucko> Crap.
%
Quote #3295:
<Banana> ARRGHH, ok it helps when the cable you've pluged in is actually making contact with the network card,,,
<Banana> searching for DHCP...
<Banana> slowly...
<Banana> very very slowly...
<NeXuS7> ...crashed
<Banana> brb
%
Quote #3296:
 * zx64 has an "eXistenZ" moment when trying to work out whether he's inside a screen inside a screen or not.
%
Quote #3297:
<Banana> It's playing Abba through the PC speaker.
%
Quote #3298:
<Crazy_Piglet> it would seem i'm attacking myself with portscans...
%
Quote #3299:
 * Sadiq likes the way Paul buggers off at the mention of "jerking off to goatse"
%
Quote #3300:
<Si1entDave> That reminds me something else. I have discovered that if (when) my sister leans over the keyboard, grabs the mouse, and whines about 'just needing to send a few lines to one of my mates on MSN' and then proceeds to take over my terminal for 10 minutes, the best way to get rid of her is to grab her ass and squeeze.
%
Quote #3301:
<Draconas> you must learn to thing in Bateslish
%
Quote #3302:
<Sadiq> sprouts are added to ham to boost it's volume
%
Quote #3303:
<Sadiq> 23,000 pounds for an MBA at Warwick?
<Sadiq> Do you know how much weed you could buy for that?
%
Quote #3304:
<ficedula> "You are lost in the darkness of Goatse. You have ONE HOUR to find your way back to civilisation, armed only with your wits and the arse. GO!"
%
Quote #3305:
<bucko> I 0wn your goatse.
%
Quote #3306:
<bucko> Is penis size inversely proportional to the unnecessary use of the quote command?
<Banana> mmm
<Sadiq> c.f cmb
 * Sadiq ducks
%
Quote #3307:
<zx64> bucko: Does the side of your neck twinge if you tap the inside of the side of your mouth when it's held open?
%
Quote #3308:
<Jingles> who do i have to sleep with to get more disk quota?
<Sad> Drac, I think.
<Jingles> ah
<Jingles> nm then
%
Quote #3309:
<Sad> It's 02:00 in the morning, had you offered earlier..
%
Quote #3310:
<Spark> i cant help being the dogs fucking bollocks
<Banana> We all lick spark twice every day.
%
Quote #3311:
 * Sadiq remembers this is South Leam and not Kenilworth
<NeXuS7> tadaaa pikeeeeeeees!
%
Quote #3312:
<Crazy_Piglet> Because the tutors hail from the dizzy euphoric heights of the English department.
<Spark> stupid
<cmb> *nods* muppets.
<Crazy_Piglet> cmb: Please, stop insulting muppets.
%
Quote #3313:
<Mishima> Had a gorgeous one last night
<cmb> mmmmmmpi. (pizza pizza pi, etc)
%
Quote #3314:
<cmb> mmmmmmpi. (pizza pizza pi, etc)
<Spark> !quoten 2
%
Quote #3315:
<Banana> Mishima, zx will have his hand ready on SD's ether cable ;)
<Mishima> Banana: Yes, I've heard he likes it that way :P
%
Quote #3316:
<Spark> the world is an X server
<Spark> we are all clients
<Spark> as usual, the fonts dont work
%
Quote #3318:
<Jesu> Its 2004, its like 1024 times.... less than 2.
%
Quote #3319:
<maUru> ive never payed a hooker..
%
Quote #3320:
<maUru> if you want a sex analogy (one that doesnt suck), its like this: with functional sex, you have to plan out your routine and then go fuck her, with regular sex, you deal with it as it comes
%
Quote #3321:
<Spark> procedural sex is hard to analyse formally though
%
Quote #3322:
<maUru> flirty look -> cheesey line -> adventurous suggestion -> submittal -> funky porn music -> unzip fly -> blowjob -> fucking -> blowjob again -> cumshot -> smile
%
Quote #3323:
<bucko> Give me a few minutes - I'll fire up my webcam.
<Sadiq> THIS TIME TURN IT OFF BEFORE YOU WALK NAKED AROUND YOUR GODDAMNED ROOM
%
Quote #3324:
<Banana> I have it *everywhere* even all over my shirt
%
Quote #3325:
<Skumby> Be on the look out for image links from me and don't click them
%
Quote #3326:
<Skumby> My fingers are still missing skin from the last time
%
Quote #3327:
<Skumby> I just cqan't keep it up
%
Quote #3328:
<ficedula> Things like that cause people to turn into Mike Joy. Think before you link.
%
Quote #3329:
 * bucko wanders off to ask Dan how to integrate.
%
Quote #3330:
<Skumby> Mentioning hoovers and anal in the same sentance is just a recipe for disaster
%
Quote #3331:
<ficedula> "Use constant names like LancelotsFavouriteColour instead of blue and assign it hex value of $0204FB. If a maintenance programmer can't quote entire Monty Python movies from memory, he or she has no business being a programmer."
%
Quote #3332:
<Sadiq> Silver is a center-fold in Mozilla Monthly.
%
Quote #3333:
<Sadiq> I called a girl on my course "Muppet" and she thought I was hitting on her.
%
Quote #3334:
<Silver> If I /wanted/ Goatse on my desktop, I'm quite capable of doing it myself. However, I don't.
%
Quote #3335:
<Silver> Sadiq, you probably have the "Goatse Image Plugin" that makes all images Goatse.
%
Quote #3336:
<Banana> Hehehe, reminds me, some guy on my floor was in his room with some girl or other, and suddenly, from outside was heard:
<Banana> "WHAT? You *don't* like porn?!"
%
Quote #3337:
 * Crazy_Piglet snatches colouring book and runs off giggling like a pansy.
%
Quote #3338:
<NeXuS7> Warwick violates silver with the Koan
%
Quote #3339:
<Silver> Pictures suck. They make it easy to explain things, without all the usual room for confusion and misunderstandings. :)
%
Quote #3340:
<Draconas> ohhh sophie you've stopped lugging!
%
Quote #3341:
<Skumby> gah.. burnt my shrimp
%
Quote #3342:
<ficedula> Will you lot stop posting equations, (b) shows up as a mug of beer in my client :P
%
Quote #3343:
 * lionfish beats self with sick
%
Quote #3344:
 * Banana just turned his PC off with a washing bastket <grrr>
%
Quote #3345:
<Skumby> But only a short one
%
Quote #3346:
<bucko> Hell, it's evident even catting from /dev/zero to a file - it's not full of 0s.
%
Quote #3347:
<Sadiq> the money's better spent on cheap korean prostitutes.
%
Quote #3348:
<Sadiq> "Op-amps left crop circles in my fields"
%
Quote #3349:
<NightCrawler> Would everyone please go back to bed. The nets starting to slow down...
%
Quote #3350:
<Sadiq> bucko: I read that as "My ASS is pretty good"
%
Quote #3351:
<NeXuS7> dibs on jingly
%
Quote #3352:
 * Silver would just like to say this: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
 * Silver runs away
<Skumby> Ok... who broke Silver?
<NightCrawler> I reckon it was the lag demons over in ITS...
%
Quote #3353:
<Skumby> I want trouting
%
Quote #3354:
 * Silver is too familiar with all the fun bits
%
Quote #3355:
<Skumby> You can only live for so long before you need a good floppying
%
Quote #3356:
<Skumby> bot, tell NightCrawler I've eaten all his trout
%
Quote #3357:
<Si1entDave> Drac|laptop: Who is Mandrake, and why do you wish to poke him?
<Robo> Drac|laptop - are you in mandrake atm ?
%
Quote #3358:
<Banana> I still seem to be the venue for glastonbery though :/
%
Quote #3359:
<Banana> You've bucko/sadiq to thank. Sadiq for poking, bucko for doing :)
%
Quote #3360:
<Skumby> It's not my fault I suck so hard that black holes look like deskfans
%
Quote #3361:
<Robo> well, I thought I could bring my 14.4k modem, and we would share it, but we'd need gigabit or it'd be too slow
%
Quote #3362:
<NeXuS7> ok so ill bring the switch and some hamster food
%
Quote #3363:
<Sadiq> ffs, I really ought to get my own punchlines right.
%
Quote #3364:
<murphybob> omg, nesquik flavoured milk powder is *the* greatest thing ever....
%
Quote #3365:
<Sadiq> oh balls, Goatse's been shut off.
%
Quote #3366:
<Robo> YAY!
<Robo> I've finally got the £2,000 owed to me :D
<murphybob> now you can give it to me...
<Robo> why would I do that ?
<Blood_God> because... erm....
<Robo> erm is not a valid reason :p
<Blood_God> yeah... i realised i should have thought that one thru a bit better.
%
Quote #3367:
<Crazy_Piglet> Arse.  I stink.
%
Quote #3368:
<murphybob> I need goatse... sometimes I cry, and I am sad, and Goatse makes me full of Joy. One day I too hope to own a rectum such as his, until then I can only gape in wonder at that gape. Or at least I could. Bring it back, please, just bring it back....
%
Quote #3369:
<DrWatson> please Drac, not with Sophie in the middle!
%
Quote #3370:
<Si1entDave> no, I think he went down on Drac you and Sophie
%
Quote #3371:
<Si1entDave> You're going to be able to be able to sneeze your way to Mongolia!
%
Quote #3372:
<Si1entDave> It's like a Disney film only with more transvestites and women's underwear.
%
Quote #3373:
<Si1entDave> ...and I'm grabbing his ass and squeezing, observe.
%
Quote #3374:
<Skumby> Here I am... Last person awake on the planet 
<Skumby> With a clean PC 
<Skumby> half a bottle of coke 
<Skumby> And a channel of people with logging on 
<Skumby> Shall we see if we can fill their hard drives by morning
%
Quote #3375:
<ficedula> I heard a /vicious rumour/ that we were having to ram an emergency budget past the exec, in order to buy a new hard drive just to store 'tovs error logs...
%
Quote #3376:
<Sariel> Does Banana really wash his clothes so infrequently that it's cause to tell the whole of #compsoc? "It's safe to walk within fifteen feet for the next couple of weeks, he's done his laundry"?
%
Quote #3377:
 * NeXuS7 foresees "Crazy_Piglet|CUTCUTCUT|Food is now known as Crazy_Piglet|Salmonela"
%
Quote #3378:
<Skumby> Well, I'm quite happy to admit I understand very little of Sar's essay
<Skumby> There was the occasional "and" which I got, and a couple of "the"s
<Skumby> They were good
%
Quote #3379:
<Crazy_Piglet> When somebody has a keyboard with more processing power than my tower the electronics industry is simply taking the piss.
%
Quote #3380:
<Si1entDave> That said, you could have stuck it in hosts if, for some unknown reason, you REALLY REALLY needed to see a small balck-and-white rendition of a man crying 'Cockfoster! Fetch some fresh undergarments!'
<Silver> We all have our own needs.
%
Quote #3381:
<murphybob> i don't like the words gobstopper and goatse to appear on the same page of mirc.  i just don't.
%
Quote #3382:
<Silver> Sadiq, look, http://www.warwickcompsoc.co.uk/services/irc/quotes?mode=keyword&keyword=hamster all 16 hamster quotes, in one easy-to-use reference.
%
Quote #3383:
<Crazy_Piglet> man expr: Usage: Place both hands firmly around neck and strangle.
%
Quote #3384:
<mb> errrmmm... bucko, there are some hidden benefits.... well, not really hidden.   God, sex is great :P
<mb> although i might like me stereo more.....
%
Quote #3385:
<Banana> Mmmmmmm eat dave.. I mean, er.... eat random people... er... never mind
%
Quote #3386:
<Sar> You all suck.
<murphybob> i sure do.  for money.  sometimes just for fun.
<murphybob> (also for crack)
%
Quote #3388:
<Skumby> Wish I could grease my penguin
%
Quote #3389:
<Sariel> Alas, whilst I'm a well-noted genius at discrete maths, calculus always bored the crap out of me. ;-)
<fice> Ditto... ;)
%
Quote #3390:
<Sadiq> my ears!
<Banana> Burning are they? :)
 * Blood_God puts the lighter away
 * DW fetches the BBQ sauce
%
Quote #3391:
<MFJ> its kind of sticky now
%
Quote #3392:
<Skumby> Altho the Liquified Wotsit had style
%
Quote #3394:
<murphybob> although mount doom made of flour, that was a mistake
%
Quote #3395:
<Silver> I'm just in UTF-8.
<Silver> Since it's, uh, way better than ISO-8859-15.
%
Quote #3397:
<murphybob> hahah.  totally weird.  my girlfriend just PMed me on duefo to ask for a slot.
%
Quote #3398:
<Sariel> Corners are for backing people into, edges are for tipping people over.
%
Quote #3399:
<Sadiq> Skumby: Yes, you're a very affective ass-model
%
Quote #3400:
 * Banana 's fingers did something different and then ran away with the spoon
%
Quote #3401:
<Mishima> Banana: Don't underestimate the sexiness of TCP/IP
%
Quote #3402:
<NightCrawler> VB is highly portable. You can put it in the recycle bin, send it to /dev/null...
%
Quote #3403:
<Draconas> so what sweatie are you going to give him mfj ;)
%
Quote #3405:
<bucko> Eww, /code/?
%
Quote #3406:
<NightCrawler> Its not overly encouraging when the power light on your PC goes out...
<DrWatson> NightCrawler: It is if you've just pushed the power button.
%
Quote #3408:
<Mishima> Silver: I tend not to announce issues with my firewall as such until I've fixed them ;)
%
Quote #3409:
<Skumby> Damn you shiftkey!
%
Quote #3410:
<Silver> bucko, is there any reason the Mod items are all italic, rather than just the RHS, like Map and Players?
<Skumby> I imagine it's cos they're surrounded by <i> tags
%
Quote #3411:
<NeXuS7> mars the solarsystem's most expensive scrapyard.  Maybe they should do a scraphead challenge on mars
%
Quote #3412:
<murphybob> nope, i am naturally this way (if you want you can affectionately refer to me as 'special' and make a certain motion with your eyes during polite conversation at hi-brow dinner parties)
%
Quote #3413:
<Silver> Bugger. This is gonna be hard... damn re-entrancy.
%
Quote #3414:
<PlanarPlatypus> <mrburns>excellent</mrburns>
%
Quote #3415:
<murphybob> but i have the longest one in #compsoc i believe!
%
Quote #3416:
<Robo> murphybob - how long ?
%
Quote #3417:
<MiuSama> I wish I had a long one
%
Quote #3419:
<Skumby> anything that can turn around in a tube as wide as it is, is broken
%
Quote #3422:
<Skumby> feh.. crocodiles, alligators.. Cut off their ears and they all look the same
%
Quote #3423:
<Skumby> Better Dementia than someone I care about.
%
Quote #3424:
<Skumby> Damn. Again, it just slips out
%
Quote #3425:
 * NeXuS7 slaps everyone for being silly ;)
<everyone> ouch
<Si1entDave> Now stop this at once.
 * everyone slaps NeXuS7 back. big girls blouse. slappy mcslappy.
<Si1entDave> It's all VERY SILLY.
<Si1entDave> We'll havwe none of that.
%
Quote #3426:
<Tsukasa> as my tying sems to be gonig dwnhil
%
Quote #3427:
 * PlanarPlatypus has turned in to a cat in that he seems to be only able to take catnaps at the moment
<NeXuS7> my hand hurts
%
Quote #3428:
<zx64> TBH sending out mails with non-wrapped lines makes me feel dirty and I have to wash my hands after sending.
%
Quote #3429:
 * Skumby tries to work out how to get mIRC to talk to me
<DW> Skumby: Same as anything, really. Make conversation. Compliment it. Maybe buy it a few drinks.
%
Quote #3430:
<Skumby> "Sadiq says goats"
%
Quote #3431:
<bucko> Sariel: Ah.
<Sariel> Ah?
<bucko> Snow.
<Sariel> Ah.
%
Quote #3433:
<Sadiq> You'd go in and a postgrad would make it with you.
%
Quote #3434:
 * Silver kicks CVS - when I say binary I mean DON't BLOODY TOUCH THE NEWLINES!
%
Quote #3435:
<murphybob> wah, i just had a weird thought.  Imagine David Hasselhoff and Lionel Ritchie making sweet love.... oh the hair!
%
Quote #3436:
 * Philippa tests compatability between HighwayKing's arse and a 10" dildo
%
Quote #3438:
<Sadiq> I mean, surely you could come up with something more imaginative to do with a USB Vibrator?
%
Quote #3439:
<Skumby> And now I must stop NSing, as I'm getting overexcited
%
Quote #3441:
<HighwayKing> Sadiq's like a horny pubescent teen!
%
Quote #3442:
<Sadiq> Given your hamster a good loving?
<Silver> Just a little revenge for all those hamster ones. :)
%
Quote #3443:
<Sadiq> I'd really quote that I think the quote database has already reached it's hamster-quotient.
%
Quote #3444:
<mb> "Glamis hath murder'd sleep, and therefore Cawdor shall sleep no more; Macbeth shall sleep no more."
%
Quote #3445:
<MFJ> Ah, you dont know Nobu like i do ;)
%
Quote #3446:
<NeXuS7> i'd love to bench rogers array
%
Quote #3448:
<Sadiq> yea, Netgear takes an interesting view on sex toy peripherals, Silver.
<Silver> Heh; "Never say "Oooops" ... always say "Ahhh, interesting...""
%
Quote #3449:
<Blood_God> i trust no command
%
Quote #3450:
<Sadiq> 01My girlfriend doesn't know i'm secretly seeing another man
%
Quote #3451:
<Sadiq> but ethically speaking, i'm on dodgy grounds.
<Draconas> really
<Draconas> how is that a suprise
<Sadiq> because i'm always on ethically questionable grounds?
%
Quote #3452:
<murphybob> 01 i am so gay, taht sometimes i have dreams about silientdave
%
Quote #3454:
<Blood_God> i am lame
<Blood_God> LAME!!!!!!
<Sar> Nonono, I know for a fact H is in Northampton...
<Draconas> lol
%
Quote #3455:
<Skumby> Seems the parrot doesn't do animal noises
%
Quote #3456:
<murphybob> hmmm... it would seem as if i suck :)
%
Quote #3457:
<CLeaner> Ach, I couldn't fit all my porn in 100 megs...
%
Quote #3458:
<zx64> Give that man an apricot!
%
Quote #3459:
<Crazy_Piglet> Damn costcutters and their lack of apple squash! THEY MUST PAY!!!
%
Quote #3460:
<Si1entDave> Oh hush the lot of you. Stop fiddling with the parrot.
%
Quote #3461:
 * zx64 imagines what would happen if Sadiq got a parrot... "pieces of funurl!  pieces of funurl!"
%
Quote #3462:
<NeXuS7> i was good to 14 digits
%
Quote #3463:
 * Skumby has seen well oil beef hooked, too
%
Quote #3464:
<bucko> I'm not an official rule-maker, I'm just a TOSA.
%
Quote #3465:
<zx64> Well, TBH, most extensions to the irc spec are nonstandard.
%
Quote #3466:
<bucko> I can't believe I spent 6 hours of a LAN party playing a hentai game.
%
Quote #3467:
<cmb> "I finally timetabled the project. the timeline is printed on this moebius strip." :-)
%
Quote #3468:
 * MFJ strokes Skumby
%
Quote #3469:
 * Banana goes to erm... er... do something with some fruit...
%
Quote #3470:
<ficedula> Mmmmm ... random fudgey chocolate ....
%
Quote #3472:
<Sadiq> oh balls, no colon.
%
Quote #3474:
<Jingly> I need aluminium hard disks
%
Quote #3475:
<LucidIon> I collect viruses.
%
Quote #3476:
<Sadiq> LucidIon: I saw you cruising in Cocksuckers yesterday.
%
Quote #3477:
<Sariel> Bloody hell... it's getting harder and harder to tip the pizza guy...
<Jingly> is his centre of gravity getting lower?
%
Quote #3479:
<Si1entDave> Possibly a little malevolance, but it is a hedgehog.
%
Quote #3480:
<Si1entDave> "Work you reticent pile of fetid ocelot droppings, or I shall surely feed your burning entrails to an enraged deep sea squid, see if I don't!"
%
Quote #3481:
<Sadiq> I play squash against the posh hairy one.
%
Quote #3482:
 * DW practices web design by gimp
%
Quote #3483:
<bucko> WARNING: RAID-6 is currently highly experimental.  If you
<bucko> use it, there is no guarantee whatsoever that it won't
<bucko> destroy your data, eat your disk drives, insult your mother,
<bucko> or re-appoint George W. Bush.
%
Quote #3484:
<Jingly> jesus, you know you've got it wrong when a techie joke tumbleweeds in #compsoc
%
Quote #3485:
<Banana> Ok the server /wont/ be going down at 6 cos planar isn't here to wave his bits in my face :)
%
Quote #3486:
<zx64> Heh, random quote from gaming just now: "bucko: (...) I can't give you one!"
%
Quote #3487:
<NeXuS7> ooo my pc has a tiny pink dragon trapped inside
%
Quote #3488:
<MiuSama> you're fucking odd.
%
Quote #3489:
<Jingly> heh, you can just imagine the misinterpretations the screw fairy would get if she went for another job
%
Quote #3490:
<Jingly> 'Would you like a retail or OEM screw sir?' 'What's the difference?' 'About £5'
%
Quote #3491:
<murphybob> my life reached a new low point today: i bought a plate from tesco because my other one was dirty :(
%
Quote #3492:
<Sadiq> He's probably over there right now giving him some prison loving.
%
Quote #3493:
<murphybob> when you start snorting crushed polos for a minty hit, you know you are in trouble
%
Quote #3494:
<murphybob> i just got up and realised i have been sitting on a crinkle-cut chip for the past hour
%
Quote #3495:
<Skumby> because they all like pie
%
Quote #3496:
<murphybob> i hate you bastard fucking bot.
%
Quote #3498:
<Jingly> too damn short
%
Quote #3499:
<DrWatson> Crazy_Piglet: Don't get me started, or I'll have to see some things.
<DrWatson> I'll have to see them with my eyes.
%
Quote #3500:
<Skumby> But it was at the start.. I hardly ever hallucinate when I'm not tired
%
Quote #3501:
 * bucko tries to find his scanner.
<bucko> Oooh! I segfaulted my kernel!
%
Quote #3502:
<bucko> Spark: Go and eat your own arse.
<Spark> roger
%
Quote #3503:
 * Sadiq makes a mental note to start buying tighter t-shirts
%
Quote #3504:
<DrWatson> Sadiq: Mmm, nice.  You paying? ;)
%
Quote #3505:
<Blood_God> yush.
<murphybob> yush?
<murphybob> is that a yorkshite word?
<Blood_God> no.
<Blood_God> aye would have been the yorkshire equivalent.
<murphybob> is it a ghetto pimpstar word then ;)
<Blood_God> not that i am aware of.
%
Quote #3506:
<MiuSama> I'm crap at q3 ^_^
%
Quote #3507:
<Tsukasa> murphybob: do u drink shampoo on a regular basis then?
<Robo> that would explain a lot actually
%
Quote #3508:
<Banana> "And that's *with* the porn!" ;)
%
Quote #3509:
 * Jingly inserts the evil laugh that sounds like a mating mongoose
%
Quote #3510:
<Skumby> I'm getting chemical burns in my mouth
<DW> Um... how are you connecting to SQL?
%
Quote #3512:
<murphybob> ah, well i was kinda alone for a while.  and i cried and then a friendly older man touched my willy and then i was sad.  lucky Dementia turned up to save me.
%
Quote #3513:
<Dementia> Hmm, there is actually a NeXus7 on gaydar
%
Quote #3514:
 * Crazy_Piglet thinks recipe books should have a visual index like Java Swing.
%
Quote #3515:
<Spark> i cant stop playing with my hair :/
%
Quote #3516:
<Spark> i wonder how many people in the existance of this planet have pushed sharp objects right through their own hands
<Spark> i wonder how long it would take to heal
<Spark> if indeed it would heal
%
Quote #3517:
<Spark> you are a wretched disgrace of an animal
%
Quote #3518:
<bucko> That, or he just got phonesex, now he's gone for a shower.
%
Quote #3519:
<Skumby> You wouldn't believe how hard it is to fly a plane whilst desperately trying to pour coke to quench a chilli-related mouth accident
%
Quote #3520:
<bucko> Sex.
<Skumby> Sounds like a Boar headline
%
Quote #3521:
<dotwaffle> If a bird and a bee were to have sex... It'd be quite painful for both I imagine...
%
Quote #3522:
<Banana> Who's monkey??
<NeXuS7> someone who eats you?
%
Quote #3523:
<cmb> lectures? all night? now that's dedication...
%
Quote #3524:
<Robo> oh dear, someone kill me, I'm laughing at slashdot comments :/
%
Quote #3526:
<Robo> grr, scientists die far too easily
%
Quote #3527:
<Silver> Uh.
<Silver> The wiki no woky.
<Silver> I click edit, I change, I preview, it's ok, I save, it's not changed.
<Silver> Now, the 4th time through, it works.
<Silver> I no likey this wiki.
%
Quote #3528:
 * Blood_God begins to worry about his sanity now that he's making the same jokes as Skumby
%
Quote #3529:
<NightCrawler> You'll just have to face the fact that I am a better whore than you.
%
Quote #3530:
<murphybob> yeah but is it going to make me cum like quake3a engine did?
%
Quote #3531:
<Jingly> 'Compsoc, quoting sexual innuendo since the epoch'
%
Quote #3532:
<murphybob> I AM A BIG HAIRY COCK
%
Quote #3533:
 * NeXuS7 puts mb|sl33p back in the hole he came from
%
Quote #3534:
<bucko> Copy, my little hard disky minion, copy!
%
Quote #3535:
<Skumby> And just so it's not wasted: 2,8Y3,9a4,10y5,11! 6,12C7,13o8,14l9,15o10,2u11,3r 12,4i13,5s 14,6s15,7o 2,8v3,9e4,10r5,11y6,12, 7,13v8,14e9,15r10,2y 11,3g12,4o13,5o14,6d15,7!
%
Quote #3536:
<Banana> "Hobbies?" "Well, I'm pregnant at the moment.."
%
Quote #3537:
 * MFJ legendises his pizza
%
Quote #3538:
<Skumby> but you plug the hole, and there's no more problems
%
Quote #3540:
<Crazy_Piglet> lame quote.  you're lame murphybob.  murphybob, you're lame.
%
Quote #3541:
<Banana> Ok I have a love heart with "text me" on it... isn't that ... er.... ro... man... tic.... er.... hmmm
%
Quote #3542:
<DrWatson> Robo: A /wood factory/ doesn't need that much logging.
%
Quote #3544:
<Jingly> Mishima, bed
%
Quote #3545:
<Robo> mm, never thought I'd do this, but trafficjams++
<Robo> though don't let my parents know I did that :)
<Robo> I needed the extra sleep time :/
%
Quote #3546:
<zx64> Ready, sed -e '/go/'?
%
Quote #3548:
 * DrWatson signs onto IRC so rarely these days...
%
Quote #3549:
<mb> hah, if anyone remembers my last 'my life has reached a new low point' quote, i have surpassed it.  today i bought pants and socks from wilko cos i didn't have any clean ones.
<Sadiq> mb: Already done that.
<Sadiq> Watch out.. don't put the pants in with anything white, they leak colours like a bastard.
<mb> hah, ok, that would actually require me to do washing, so i should be fairly safe
%
Quote #3550:
<mb> mmmm... these wilko pants are nice, snug and soft :D
%
Quote #3551:
<murphybob> hah, if anyone remembers my last 'my life has reached a new low point' quote, i have surpassed it.  today i bought pants and socks from wilko cos i didn't have any clean ones.
%
Quote #3553:
<Banana> bot, tell zx64 next time I go to sainsbury I'll buy some manderines
<Banana> And some serville oranges if I can /find/ any
%
Quote #3554:
<murphybob> err... ok, this isn't good, crackling sound, smell of burning and then pc resets....
 * Skumby would wiggle the kettle leads
<bucko> I would wiggle your whole PC.
%
Quote #3555:
<PlanarPlatypus> 6h -ast5es
<PlanarPlatypus> 36 dave
<PlanarPlatypus> gahhh
<PlanarPlatypus> fex5ng 2eyb6ard
%
Quote #3556:
 * Si1entDave ponders gnawing off his own leg as a viable alternative to Dynamic Analysis.
%
Quote #3558:
 * cinnetbey cries so hard and wishes not to become silver...
%
Quote #3559:
<cinnetbey> some monkeys have red ish regions on their ass..
%
Quote #3560:
<murphybob> christ, don't make me start a hentai society.
%
Quote #3561:
<Sariel> It's quite a lot like the javascript standard, really.
<Sariel> So long as you take the javascript standard from several years ago and rip half of it out
%
Quote #3562:
<LucidIon> Sariel: `Writing Java as fun as lobotomising yourself with a spoon'?
%
Quote #3563:
<NightCrawler> This is where we need murphybob...
%
Quote #3564:
<murphybob> what a bizarre language geek is.  pr0n is teh rox0rz w3rd tho ;)
%
Quote #3566:
<Banana> Testing? Code? Thats just silly :)
%
Quote #3567:
<Banana> Si1entDave, she's going down on you? Ooooh, what ever will the neighbours say.
%
Quote #3568:
<murphybob> woah, i just realised, UT2k4 is a new game that /isn't/ published by EA!!!
%
Quote #3569:
<Mishima> "It's hard to watch" - DrWatson's stick of power? :P
%
Quote #3570:
<DrWatson> What was it an episode of? Was it that strange anime thing?
<Sariel> Simpsons
<Sariel> So yes.
%
Quote #3571:
<Sariel> Incidentally, if anyone has the february newtype and has worked out where you're supposed to start reading from in the Sunrise feature near the beginning of the mag, please tell me - I've tried the leftmost page, the rightmost page, working left to right or right to left, nothing seems to make sense...
%
Quote #3573:
<Skumby> Gunshots sound like someone sneezeing
%
Quote #3574:
<Jingly> no way! [.] is a tie-interceptor whereas [\.] is clearly a tie interceptor with its windscreen wipers on
%
Quote #3575:
 * MFJ hopes you feel better, i was really looking forward to ramming you up the rear ;)
%
Quote #3576:
<LucidIon> <bucko> Sadiq|Poorly: Sex != wank.
<LucidIon> <bucko> Anyway, it's habitual. I've never been able to give it up.
%
Quote #3577:
 * murphybob , lowering the tone since 2003
%
Quote #3578:
<LucidIon> Si1entDave: If you *are* a zombie, I believe cmb has the tastiest brain.
%
Quote #3579:
<ficedula> By trying to manage karma, you are in fact devalueing it. You should let the market determine its own value.
%
Quote #3580:
<bucko> LucidIon: Drugs, hookers and alchohol have never made me happy.
%
Quote #3581:
<bucko> I'll end up as some boring codemonkey who does nothing else.
%
Quote #3582:
<bucko> You know what?
<bucko> IRC is a pain in the ass.
<bucko> It's IRC that's stopping me waking up.
<bucko> It's IRC that's stopping me work.
<bucko> Let's try a week without it.
%
Quote #3583:
<LucidIon> I've seen it. Should have bought it.
<LucidIon> Why does this sort of stuff come up when it's going to be a decision between having it and eating?
%
Quote #3584:
<LucidIon> DrWatson: only from your perspective. From my perspective I'd always be alive.
<DrWatson> ... unless you died.
%
Quote #3585:
<Si1entDave> Have you considered the paradox that comes from being unable to collapse the waveform when you are dead, due to being unable to observe youself being dead, on account of being dead?
<LucidIon> There is 100% chance of me not being aware of me being dead.
<LucidIon> Unfortunately there is a 50% chance of me not being able to observe me being alive, which is more worrying.
<DrWatson> What about if you were asleep?
<Si1entDave> Then he would snore.
 * LucidIon locks his door.
%
Quote #3587:
 * icStatic thinks maybe discrete maths has negated his brain
%
Quote #3588:
<cinnetbey> as in the first six letters of hentai
%
Quote #3589:
<dotwaffle> If God smoked Cannabis, then that'd explain Wales.
%
Quote #3590:
<cinnetbey_df0> what is goatse?
%
Quote #3591:
<cinnetbey_df0> what is goatse?
%
Quote #3592:
<MiuSama> Gonads int he lightning! inthe Lightning! In The RAIN!
%
Quote #3593:
<MiuSama> (Pssst, how many quotes do I have? I don't know how to work those jiggly things)
%
Quote #3594:
<DrWatson> Why am I encouraging my girlfriend to engage in a penis-size competition with Pete?
%
Quote #3595:
 * MFJ now attempts to resuccitate the dishwasher
%
Quote #3596:
<Jingly> good man NeXuS7, Skumby needed to get out more
%
Quote #3597:
<drac> aftershock gooed
<drac> 9/10 bottle of aftershock when ot been dribko
%
Quote #3598:
<DrWatson> Si1entDave: Have you introduced your girlfriend to buttsex?
%
Quote #3599:
<Crazy_Piglet> one is probably the borg.  they're big on oneness.
%
Quote #3600:
<murphybob> damn you anti child porn lefties :)
%
Quote #3601:
<Nugent> No wonder, with all this childporn.
%
Quote #3602:
<Banana> Its getting dark again! Already! I've only been up for two hours :)
%
Quote #3603:
<murphybob> i put it in a pc that makes me jizz with joy
%
Quote #3604:
<Blood_God> xp home = xp homo.
%
Quote #3605:
<MFJ> Ive got a socket A robo if you want it
%
Quote #3606:
<murphybob> if Robo was connected to an Australian labrador...?
%
Quote #3607:
 * murphybob weighs up pros/cons of wresting power from the current german government and invading most of western europe, before turning on the russians...
%
Quote #3608:
<murphybob> i used to run a caseless psu but then a) the comp club i went to told me off, and b) i mains electrocuted myself twice in a week and got a bit concerned.
%
Quote #3609:
<Dementia> Hmm should my northbridge heatsink be too hot to touch?
<Jingly> depends if you have wussy fingers
%
Quote #3610:
<Dementia> I'm always amazed at how a CAT5 crimping tool leeps to the resuse when you are drunk and can#t find a bottle opener.
%
Quote #3611:
 * Crazy_Piglet continues his drunken dance to Kenya.
%
Quote #3612:
<Dementia> SHIT! I just spilt an exceedingly large amount of reef into the WASD section of my logitech keyboard.
%
Quote #3613:
<NeXuS7> www.bride.ru for anyone interested...
<Dementia> I need a black one for my case
%
Quote #3615:
<Dementia> "Must open bottles" must surely have been a design consideration on this crimping tool, I've never seen something so effective(I'm on to my 8th bottle now)
%
Quote #3616:
<bucko_> "Fuck you, other options, and your cheap Russian brides to boot!"
%
Quote #3617:
<icStatic> hmm, my chest sounds disturbingly hollow if I hit it with a bottle.
%
Quote #3618:
<Crazy_Piglet> Ynox, stop laming.  You're lame. :P
%
Quote #3619:
<Mishima> That reminds me... mmnn... bondage faries
<Silver> Is that like Bottle Fairy?
%
Quote #3620:
<murphybob> wooo 9000 RPM 40mm fans (/me orders 10, mmmm... i will stick them to my face)
%
Quote #3621:
<icStatic> fuck maths, dont marry it, you can do much better :)
%
Quote #3622:
<Dementia> You page has terrible grammar
%
Quote #3623:
<murphybob> argh! there is a cat stuck in my PC, call the fire brigade!
%
Quote #3624:
<Sadiq> I used to love it when NeXuS would kick people for kiddie porn, even if they didn't have any.
%
Quote #3625:
 * Draconas would rofl but currently does not have enough floor space to doso without rolling into something sharp
%
Quote #3626:
<NeXuS7> should be so you owe me owe me owe call it 166
%
Quote #3627:
<Crazy_Piglet> If I don't it's not because I'm protesting against anything.
<Crazy_Piglet> It'll be because I can't be bothered.
<Skumby> That's the spirit
%
Quote #3628:
<Nugent> Wouldn't matter, it's multiline and wouldn't stop the childporn.
%
Quote #3629:
<murphybob> childporn! quote me happy! childporn!
%
Quote #3630:
 * LI suspects if forced to choose between getting an SGI or getting a girlfriend, that he would have very little trouble deciding...on the SGI. 
%
Quote #3631:
<Blood_God> No spandex, no criminal records, no rehab, no pseudo-lesbian videos. It's just a really great record.
%
Quote #3632:
<icStatic> damn still doesnt work
<icStatic> nor do the menu's now :)
<Zephran> icStatic sounds like you have added a new feature microsoft style
%
Quote #3633:
<icStatic> Bichatse2.exe - 102 error(s), 1 warning(s) ... FUCK
%
Quote #3634:
<icStatic> i wonder if i should type rm -r /
%
Quote #3635:
<murphybob> if it gives you /too/ much pleasure you may want to be alone when you do it
%
Quote #3636:
<ynox> but do i EVER say anything worth quoting? :P ;)
%
Quote #3637:
<MFJ> Sadiq: How DARE you show me non-Sony goods
%
Quote #3638:
 * murphybob is excited.. when will DW msg him he wonders, he can't wait to 'ram' his new hardware into his PC...
%
Quote #3639:
<Draconas> piglety if you expect me to be subtle and tactful with my comments you are doomed to dissapointment
%
Quote #3640:
<Draconas> the only proper use for a comment is removing chunks of code that you may want to use again later
 * Sariel disagrees - comments are for appdevs you fear might read your code and try to 'fix' it
<icStatic> yup :)
<Sariel> // LEAVE THIS THE FUCK ALONE
%
Quote #3641:
<Sariel> // LEAVE THIS THE FUCK ALONE
%
Quote #3642:
<LamoBot> icStatic would just like to add that he left because he didnt want to get banned, as he saw it coming from Drac! Now he's left, he would just like to add 'MSN IS EATING AWAY MY LIFE!!!!! LOL' as well. Thankyou for your time :)
%
Quote #3643:
<Sariel> SMl is an excellent language. Functional Programming is one of the most important and most fascinating courses you'll take at uni.
%
Quote #3645:
<Silver> But I'd rather introduce icStatic to my knee right now.
%
Quote #3647:
<Dementia> Don't worry Jingly, I wont grope you... well not much anyway.
%
Quote #3648:
<murphybob> a week or two ago? thats way beyond my scope of memory!  do you have large breasts? if not, i probably don't remember you
%
Quote #3649:
<Dementia> Pete is giving me one apparently
%
Quote #3650:
<Crazy_Piglet> Vaseline? Drawers? No, let's not even go there.
%
Quote #3651:
<Skumby> Last time I flashed a computer, it became completely unstable
%
Quote #3652:
<Skumby> Did it make sense, or was there anal venting?
%
Quote #3653:
<Robo> my pc's full of carp, though I stuck some goldfish in there too
%
Quote #3654:
<Draconas> robo please explain why you have filled your PC with fish?
<Draconas> does it make it go faster :P
%
Quote #3655:
<Banana> This is a very basic UI, lots of menus and one button... hangon... I'm building a Mac...
%
Quote #3656:
<Nutsy> I'm still seeing floating noses everywhere.
%
Quote #3657:
 * cinnetbey hates pooping after having a bath
%
Quote #3658:
<Skumby> Anything which lops off its limbs to fit through small spaces is a little broken
%
Quote #3659:
<DrWatson> No Seren, looking at me with AnimeEyes *won't work*!
%
Quote #3660:
<Silver> Do I know what that means?
<Skumby> Does it matter
<Skumby> Just "Heh." and get on with your life
<Silver> Heh.
%
Quote #3661:
<murphybob> Sadiq wishes LucidIon to ssh into his underwear...?  i shan't even mention the tunneling possibilities :)
%
Quote #3662:
<Jingly> 'Windows has detected that you are running low on hard drive space on more than one drive. This is probably because you have been to a LAN. Would you like Microsoft LAN update to inform you of future lans?'
%
Quote #3663:
<MFJ> i didnt think we had to do it in latex?
%
Quote #3664:
<Skumby> bot, tell localhost If you can see this, you've probably got the wrong nick
%
Quote #3665:
<Skumby> Mmmm.. Those China Nuke artillary things are evil with the meuton rounds
<Skumby> Good old mewtrons
<Skumby> Tis the particle that cats emit
<Skumby> It's what makes kittens so damn cute
%
Quote #3666:
<cinnetbey> a shit! it worked! thanks..
%
Quote #3667:
<Si1entDave> (Chris, me and Euan were just walking out the door, when cmb notices he is in fact wearing his slippers.)
%
Quote #3668:
<Dementia> "If you don't have any balls yourself, get a friend and play with his"
%
Quote #3669:
 * Banana has a big red one
%
Quote #3671:
 * Silver wonders what he's got himself into by clicking that
%
Quote #3672:
<Si1entDave> If I'm having an enema, I'm not going to be going out horse-riding. I'm sorry, but I'm not.
%
Quote #3673:
<Si1entDave> Damn. There are no search results on eBay for "rectal insertion".
%
Quote #3674:
<cmb> the word cock has more than one meaning, dave
<Si1entDave> Yes, but only one of them's interesting.
%
Quote #3675:
<Draconas> it was after we found the enima machine capable of flushign 15 gallons of water through your bowls in under a minute
%
Quote #3676:
<cinnetbey> (note my ass used to hurt if i sat all day infront of the pc, but it doesn't hurt anymore...-< creation of doom)
%
Quote #3678:
<JinglyBOT> Crazy_Piglet: death is /(\b.+\b){20}/
%
Quote #3679:
<Banana> zx64, I give free works of the impact :)
%
Quote #3680:
<zx64> "I kill therefore I am" "There's no need for you to prove your existence"
%
Quote #3681:
<DrWatson> Argh! Why am I so so tempted to install the Sims! I've had control of my own life since I reformatted in the first year! Why is my brain rebelling and trying to shed all semblance of normal life now??!?
%
Quote #3682:
<Mishima> Yiffing... in UT... Badgers... yiffing.... nooooo!
%
Quote #3683:
 * zx64 just had an idea for another random webpage filter.  Replace the textual content with an appropriate sequencing of mentioning a small black and white mammal, a particularly roomy fungus and a reptile with proportions such as to favour the length over the diameter.
%
Quote #3684:
 * Banana goes on a teapot hunt.
%
Quote #3687:
<Crazy_Piglet> and at any rate, you're not my mum, unless there have been some major mix ups.
%
Quote #3688:
<Woolfben> and that's exactly the dirty minded comment I couldn't even BEGIN to imagine from such an innocuous statement
%
Quote #3689:
<Banana> "Its called /dancing lesbians/" "Er, its Dangerous Liasons..."
%
Quote #3691:
<murphybob> rahfuckingmorningbastardstalkingandspeakingandohthefuckinghumanityiamgoingbacktobedscrewyou!
%
Quote #3692:
<Skumby> It's all going limp and floppy!
<Skumby> Looks like I'm restarting then
<Skumby> Goodbye cruel world!
<Skumby> any minute now...
<Skumby> Really
<Blood_God> !quoten 1 5
%
Quote #3693:
<Skumby> Can't you just get some sort of hand operated pumping thing?
%
Quote #3694:
<murphybob> why does everyone look at me when bad things happen to karma
<Mishima> <murphybob> i am thinking i should write a karma bot that allows me to set the karma of anyone by brute force -- or ++ ing :)
<Mishima> That's why :P
<Blood_God> lol
<murphybob> oh yeah
<murphybob> good point
%
Quote #3695:
<Ahriman> it's not a "rig" unless it uses 450 W :-)
<Blood_God> heh
<Blood_God> or you can get oil from it
%
Quote #3696:
<murphybob> yay for tentacle porn1
%
Quote #3697:
<NeXuS7> Welcome to #compsoc "we've had more computers between us than a small third world country."
%
Quote #3698:
<Banana> Mmmmm randomly spraying keyboards
%
Quote #3699:
<cmb> there will be no sucking on my watch!
%
Quote #3700:
<DrWatson> VNC: For when you can't be arsed to move 3 feet to look at the screen beside you.
%
Quote #3701:
<DrWatson> Sophie, we're running a program in a virtual machine, on a multi-user server, that's displaying its output by a TCP connection, which is being forwarded over SSH, through a NAT box, displayed, grabbed by VNC, shunted over the network (again) and displayed on a different machine. Maybe this explains why it's slow?
%
Quote #3702:
<Skumby> GMT was decided for a reason.. Britain rocks
%
Quote #3703:
 * Banana has been overclocking the washing machine...
%
Quote #3704:
<cmb> particle?! we're not supposed to be on star trek! helm, get us out of this reference, warp factor 9!
%
Quote #3705:
<cmb> it would be a whaley bad idea
<cmb> get these jokes trout of here at once!
<cmb> lol
<DrWatson> cmb, I've halibut enough of you.
<cmb> it's all a red herring anyway
 * PlanarPlatypus slaps both DrWatson and cmb|foo about a bit with a large trout
%
Quote #3706:
<bucko> Coventry roads are holy, and not in the religious manner. I swear you could bury a person in the holes in Coventry roads, and /no-one would notice/.
%
Quote #3707:
<NightCrawler> You open up your lappy and poke :)
%
Quote #3708:
 * cinnetbey thinks shitting is blessing when done appropiately
%
Quote #3709:
<icStatic> to shit or not to shit, that is the question
%
Quote #3710:
<murphybob> mmm... i would like to go through decontamination with Tepal...
%
Quote #3711:
 * Crazy_Piglet breaks open a new crate of large trout.
%
Quote #3712:
<Crazy_Piglet> I love Computer Science really. Honest.
%
Quote #3713:
 * Crazy_Piglet points bucko in the direction of a cold shower.
%
Quote #3714:
 * Crazy_Piglet slaps himself with a large trout.
<Crazy_Piglet> Damn these trout are useful.
%
Quote #3717:
<Blood_God> " Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things."
%
Quote #3718:
<Silver> But I'm "busy" idling on IRC.
%
Quote #3719:
<Crazy_Piglet> I see your Jingles and raise you a Banana
%
Quote #3720:
<icStatic> Silver: i wanna know how that got quoted, i really do!
<Silver> It's called "borrowing someone's nickname, typing something dodgy, changing nick and using the "quote" command".
<LI> icStatic: <JinglyBOT:#lug> Hello Silver: "MY hamster pr0n!"
<Silver> Oh, that one?
<Silver> I *said* that one.
<Silver> The one in this channel was a nick-stealing one though.
%
Quote #3722:
<Robo> its not pokey enough
%
Quote #3723:
<Skumby> There's just so much bear, you can't miss
%
Quote #3724:
<Silver> Our cat's eating my breakfast!
%
Quote #3725:
 * Silver doesn't like the line "2BYkAUlmAQAAAIUAAGtkM6kAABYkARckAUlmAQAAAABUAQAClmwABdYYBAEAAAQBAAAEAQAA" -- there's a spelling error there.
%
Quote #3726:
<Robo> good, I'm glad you don't run the users for the system, I wouldn't like to have dave running me
%
Quote #3727:
<Ynox> the owner of ocuk now has a ferrari
<ficedula> It's probably just an overclocked ford.
%
Quote #3728:
<Elentari> i would ask how tf u did that, but due to more awakeness realise you r root and are omnipotent
%
Quote #3729:
<Elentari> i was innocent once!
<Elentari> kinda
%
Quote #3730:
 * SilentDave tries to disassociate the concept of Jenny's innocence being lost and Jenny's brother.
%
Quote #3732:
<Sariel> I'm psychologically incapable of chatting up a computer graphic, it seems... even in the middle of the night when everyone in the house is asleep and is unlikely to walk in and find me doing it, I just can't bring myself to.
%
Quote #3733:
<DrWatson> latex is just the normal kinky stuff, I think
%
Quote #3734:
<Sariel> (I still think it was written by someone with the reasoning power of a peanut, but hey...)
%
Quote #3735:
<Silver> Right, so... almost /everyone/ sucks, except us. Moving on... ;)
%
Quote #3736:
<bucko> !tell silver Bug! They're ".beats", not "beats". We need a "!.beats"!
<sariel> !tell Silver .beats are a sucky yuppie time 'standard' that never gets used by anyone sane and should be removed from the bot to discourage their use.
<sariel> !tell Silver the !beats command should return [a notice reading] "The !beats command is deprecated, please use !.beats"
<sariel> !tell Silver the !.beats command should return [a notice reading] ".beats are deprecated. Please use !time"
%
Quote #3737:
<Sariel> If I could be arsed to learn how to write something that ran on 'tov, I'd go write a bot right now that did nothing but insult people via notices whenever they used the !beats command...
%
Quote #3738:
<Crazy_Piglet> Mish|SML: You have a client who asks you for a hamburger when you know they're vegetarian.  What do you do?
<Sariel> Kill them - they're obviously dangerous.
%
Quote #3739:
<murphybob> call me old fashioned but the only good lesbian is a female lesbian
%
Quote #3740:
<Sariel> Uh, Murph... isn't 'female' kind of automatically implied with the whole 'lesbian' thing?
%
Quote #3741:
<Mish> Ok, I've realised something... caffine != more ability to think :/
%
Quote #3743:
<murphybob> wtf are you even trying to quite?
%
Quote #3744:
<LucidIon> Tubgirl *is* better of course.
%
Quote #3745:
<LucidIon> I think we need a program that sets your backdrop to tubgirl 10 seconds after you change it.
%
Quote #3746:
 * sml told his housemate *not* to go to tubgirl tonight. The screams were pretty impressive.
%
Quote #3747:
<murphybob> when ridiculously skinny people speak you can see there neck tendons wiggle about and stuff...  its weird
%
Quote #3748:
<NeXuS7> then i will finally have an array big enough for my porn ;)
%
Quote #3749:
<murphybob> i am eating ice cream and drinking gin.  its 3:30am.  i am watching pirated media on the PC i spent most of my student loan on.  i fucking love university.
%
Quote #3750:
<Silver> !flipacoin CPS or CZ or sleep?
%
Quote #3751:
<Silver> May the quoten be with you.
%
Quote #3752:
 * Silver thinks only having 6MB free memory /may/ just be having a negative effect on his system's performance
<Blood_God> lol.
<Silver> So what did I do? Start WMP...
%
Quote #3753:
<Crazy_Piglet> Hmm.  It seems my smilie got chopped in half.
%
Quote #3754:
<Draconas> i worked on the principle that the sooner i finished it the sooner i could purify my harddrive with fire and brimstone
%
Quote #3755:
<Draconas> i'll have you know that none of my pr0n is legal!
%
Quote #3756:
 * DW thinks he needs to buy some fans over the holidays... people are starting to have louder computers than mine...
%
Quote #3757:
<Robo> icStatic|Kitchen - what you need to do, is close java, put a coat on, pick up keys + money, and walk to pub.
<Robo> it solves all java problems.
%
Quote #3758:
<Seren> If you have root on my box, changing the root password is bad, bad karma
<DrWatson> Why does that really really sound like a euphemism?
%
Quote #3759:
<Tsukasa> woops, screwed that one up, but the jelly was nice
%
Quote #3761:
 * Draconas slaps mfj with an inflatable cactus
%
Quote #3762:
<Draconas> oh and why the fuck is there a porn chatbot voiced in the channel?
<Draconas> SADIQ!
%
Quote #3763:
<Elentari> Pete: what r u gonna do about it, you made the mistake of showing me a comic with a really cute b34r in it and u expect me not to get hooked?
%
Quote #3765:
<drac> because i am the spawn of something big and scary
%
Quote #3766:
<DrWatson> In the words of the House Of Geek microwave, "Ting!"
%
Quote #3767:
<Seren> for() loops are your friend!
<DrWatson> No, for() loops are not my friend. Java is my enemy. for() loops are what I use to get around my enemy, thus, for() loops are my ally!
%
Quote #3768:
<PlanarPlatypus> WENCH!!!
%
Quote #3769:
<icStatic> oh the joys of #compsoc
%
Quote #3770:
 * Drac reall wishes that ISE would do itself, or preferably Doron, up the arse, but it's not going to happen
%
Quote #3771:
<bucko> Dammit, you can't have Si1entDave, he's my fantasy...
%
Quote #3772:
<NeXuS7> MFJ used spray pain
%
Quote #3773:
<Sariel> Plus, whoever did that to that poor rabbit needs to be shot.
%
Quote #3774:
<Silver> Mr Stick, meet cmb.
<Silver> cmb, meet Mr Stick.
%
Quote #3775:
<Silver> nn
<murphybob> nn
<icStatic> nn
<murphybob> nn
<Silver> nn
<murphybob> nn
Quote #3777:
 * Crazy_Piglet slaps himself around the face.
<Crazy_Piglet> ow
%
Quote #3778:
<Draconas> sytle points are awarded for leg drops, breakfalls and if you can pildriver someones spine
%
Quote #3779:
 * Crazy_Piglet doesn't like Guest1213603267.  Guest 1213603268 is alright cos he gave me chocolate, but Guest1213603267 looks at me like I'm some kind of moron...
%
Quote #3780:
<NeXuS7> murphybob your mum
<murphybob> thats not very mature
<murphybob> (you sound like me)
%
Quote #3781:
 * Crazy_Piglet notes to stop using Hmm.  His m key is starting to get worn down.
%
Quote #3782:
<Banana> Er, some drunk guy dancing down our street....
<Banana> Ok now he just punched the bin...
%
Quote #3783:
<Skumby> Sure it was during my first year that we had a chunky
%
Quote #3784:
<Sariel> Referencing the Matrix in a discussion on virtual reality is like talking about karting in a discussion about high-performance engines.
%
Quote #3785:
<NeXuS7> though drac could look interesting in a dress
%
Quote #3786:
<murphybob> The only thing a lesbian needs is a good, stiff cock
%
Quote #3787:
<murphybob> why did i bother :(  its a polytechnic, they'll only use the results to help them learn to read
%
Quote #3788:
<Sariel> Dem: On the other hand, I'm no expert but I expect women aren't quite so much at risk from rape from the 'gay male' sector of the population...
%
Quote #3789:
<murphybob> lesbians are made of sand
%
Quote #3790:
<Sariel> Cellotape - for those times when regular stickyback-tape just isn't string-quartet enough.
%
Quote #3791:
<Skumby> Ummm... "linux related fun" <-- There's such a thing as linux-related fun?
%
Quote #3792:
<Crazy_Piglet> It's a treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode treenode ROOTNODE ROOTNODE
%
Quote #3793:
<Sadiq> Silver: I don't like the idea of a big hairy grown man, running after me down the street naked shouting "Don't forget your crackers."... but there's nothing I can do about it.
%
Quote #3794:
<Silver> I'm more of an attributes person.
%
Quote #3796:
<bucko> Graphical smilies are a pollution of the plaintext medium, and in addition remove the artistic impression evident in smiley creation.
%
Quote #3797:
 * Banana knows how goatse feels now :/
%
Quote #3798:
<Ynox> DOS attack on boss anyone? ;)
%
Quote #3799:
<bucko> I might consider it if the girls was suspiciously underage, though.
%
Quote #3800:
<bucko> "Grandma: I want to suck on your clit."
%
Quote #3801:
<Dementia> ffs I no matter how carefully I type when pissed I still fuck up my fgrammar
%
Quote #3802:
<icStatic> at least i will get the marks for commenting, unless they go HEY, wheres the actual CODE???
%
Quote #3803:
<Banana> YAY!! Skumby's ASS!! ... style... picture...
%
Quote #3804:
<DW> BOSS regularly dies. I'd hate to see a graph of BOSS's uptime. I expect I could comb my hair with that graph.
%
Quote #3805:
<zx64> They haven't, but the technicians chose a great time to apply an urgent patch which required them to reboot the machines in this room, even the ones people were using :)
%
Quote #3806:
<Banana> Bread... tastes funny... *munch munch*, meh, tastes alright :)
%
Quote #3807:
<Dementia> I now have a 128MB SD card which I can put some music on for the trip.
<Dementia> All my music is currently on its way back to Hertfordshire
<Dementia> Guess who wasn't thinking ahead.
%
Quote #3808:
<Crazy_Piglet> Your local campus hub! Where everyday, some fool proves they don't deserve to be in university...
%
Quote #3810:
<Mish> It's 9 o'clock, by definition /nothing's/ well :P
%
Quote #3811:
<Banana> Silver|TNAB, "It compiles? Right! Ship it."
%
Quote #3812:
<zx64> zx64|HoG: What are you doing here? One at a time we agreed!
<zx64|HoG> It's my turn bitch
<zx64> zx64|HoG: Just get out of here before the space-time continuum notices.
%
Quote #3814:
<zx64> As if we all haven't masterred the art of one handed typing, eh?
%
Quote #3815:
 * zx64 misread "lag" as "leg".
%
Quote #3816:
<icStatic> ok... i just used the intel compiler to compile bichatse... now the file size has increased by 30k and it crashes on startup!
%
Quote #3817:
<murphybob> no miu yours is big an long and strong
%
Quote #3818:
<Sariel> It's linux, it's not supposed to be easy! If it was easy, /anyone/ could do it!
%
Quote #3819:
<Silver> It draws standards-compliant yellow rectangles!
%
Quote #3820:
<Sariel> ...how can you tell they raped the corpse?
%
Quote #3821:
<Banana> "I love horses..."
<Banana> I wonder what happened to that snooker table
%
Quote #3822:
 * Crazy_Piglet clicks onto Doron's homepage and quickly regrets it
%
Quote #3823:
<Crazy_Piglet> On a completely unrelated thought pattern, /me wonders where he can purchase M203s.
%
Quote #3824:
<zx64> Goodness me, I'm now getting viagra spam in l337 speak.
%
Quote #3825:
 * icStatic robs codeproject source and inserts into icTransfer
%
Quote #3826:
<Crazy_Piglet> <small>wanker</small>
%
Quote #3827:
<PlanarPlatypus> Si1entDave: I don't want to know about the fruitiness of your undergarments!
%
Quote #3828:
<cmb> I was going to sit around playing Quake 3, and then I was going to have a shower later, and /maybe then/ I was going to put some clothes on.
%
Quote #3829:
<icStatic> up for the taking?
<LucidIon> I am
%
Quote #3830:
<Banana> "Please insert disk #1337"
%
Quote #3831:
<NeXuS7> fine blow me off ;)
%
Quote #3832:
<zx64> M-m-m-m-m-m-onsta Tell....
%
Quote #3833:
<zx64> Hey, at least you don't turn your monitor off when visiting my links unlike Sadiq's.
%
Quote #3835:
<Blood_God> I don't actually think I have any goatse quotes. I'm quite proud of that.
%
Quote #3836:
<DrWatson> Alright, two 700Mb files of badgers are identical.
%
Quote #3837:
<Zat> Is that going to become the new peace.funurl.com?
%
Quote #3838:
<bucko> (The ones that somehow just hang underneath the crotch)
%
Quote #3839:
<Sadiq> Wow, I can populate the quotes datbase with lovetriangles.
%
Quote #3844:
<Banana> Hmmm the battery in this pen is dieing
%
Quote #3845:
<Crazy_Piglet> COOKIES!!! :D :D :D
%
Quote #3846:
<SwiftEdge> clearly all cups are cup sized, but the world cup is alot bigger than my milk cup
<SwiftEdge> hmm
%
Quote #3847:
<Sariel> This is the true face of the bichatse! An evil slavedriver, stealing souls of undergrads to do it's dark bidding!
%
Quote #3848:
 * icStatic cowers behind his "Morrisons Noodle Tub"
%
Quote #3849:
<icStatic> although now i have two balls ironically
%
Quote #3850:
 * Blood_God hads Silver a defibrilator-thingy-mah-howeveryouspellthebugger-whatsit
%
Quote #3851:
<Banana> Does it direct to goatse?
<Blood_God> no
<Silver> Unfortunately not.
%
Quote #3852:
<Spark> in wales, the sheep fuck you
%
Quote #3853:
<Silver> Right, back to decoding my in-memory pr0n images... uh, or something.
%
Quote #3854:
<Banana> Hangon I should quote that. Oh, but it was bait. But I want to quote it! No... must... not quote... its just bait... leave it alone....
%
Quote #3855:
<Crazy_Piglet> Sadiq: Why can't you just play nice with all the other kids?
<Sadiq> Because they report you for molestation.
%
Quote #3856:
<murphybob> you can't even afford crack cocaine?
%
Quote #3857:
<bucko> cypher:/media3       77371252437321868667518976         0 77371252437321868667518976   0% /mnt/cypher/media3
%
Quote #3858:
 * Silver gets himself a strong drink in the hope #compsoc will make more sense
%
Quote #3859:
<Silver> Arse. Google broke my web browser. :(
%
Quote #3860:
<drac> tut tut sadiq, i thought you were into goats?
%
Quote #3862:
<Sadiq> "See cmb in positions even the Debian developers haven't! Only $9.95/month and a postcard"
%
Quote #3863:
<Silver> You know, I'm pretty you're lying there.
%
Quote #3864:
<Sadiq> You know. I'm pretty... you're lying there...
%
Quote #3865:
<Banana> Dont worry, it'll all come out in the wash :)
%
Quote #3866:
<Sadiq> Are you still making love to hamsters regulaly?
%
Quote #3867:
<Sadiq> Are you still making love to hamsters regulaly?
<Blood_God> Actually.
%
Quote #3868:
<Robo> talking of litigious bastards, the first ut2k4 cheat is rumoured to be considering suing epic for denying him access to ut2k4 online
%
Quote #3869:
<Drac> wooo many penguinists
%
Quote #3870:
<icStatic> draconas: when did you last look outside? hell froze over about a week ago!
%
Quote #3871:
<Yertle> aww you see all i can talk about is you!
%
Quote #3872:
<Draconas> i'll think about your bloody breathing in a minute. Specifically the prevention of it
%
Quote #3873:
<Crazy_Piglet> the door? but the door is the last line of defence between your precious and your family!
%
Quote #3874:
<Jingles> want to run it through a translator and see how much the russians sell viagra for?
%
Quote #3875:
<NeXuS7> would you like me to pimp you over here too?
%
Quote #3877:
<PlanarPlatypus> ok that looked much dodgier on the screen than in my head
%
Quote #3878:
<Crazy_Piglet> But you enter numbers and stuff arrives at your door! How is that using money? :S
%
Quote #3879:
<Sadiq> Ok, bring the M16 instead.
<Silver> It's slower to load, slower to react, and has a useless UI.
%
Quote #3880:
<Sadiq> It's too much fun to fill the Quote DB with quotes that make Silver look like a hamster-luvin' perve.
%
Quote #3881:
<Sadiq> Silver: Everything bar the shoving the hamster up your ass thing.
%
Quote #3882:
<Elentari> I'm kinda going flat out on the whole school thing and then going flat out on my bed.
%
Quote #3883:
 * murphybob remembers he broke his computer purposefully to get away from the scary #compsoc residents with their scary scary ways. murphybob joins #grooming because its less disturbing.
%
Quote #3884:
<bucko_> At least, realy Lexx. Before it got utterly wierd.
%
Quote #3885:
<Silver> Fuck you, since when have I been *HAPPY* ?
%
Quote #3886:
<bucko> If you're going to invent words, at least spell them right.
%
Quote #3887:
<icStatic> ok heres a suggestion dont put an install of windows 2003 server in a virtual machine unpatched in the dmz of your router and not expect it to get blaster within 5 minutes
%
Quote #3888:
<murphybob> "Watch her fuck over 600 men!  The World's largest gang bang video!"
%
Quote #3889:
<Sadiq> Drac: No, Windows doesn't have an unfortunate reputation amongst geeks. It has a well-earned reputation.
%
Quote #3890:
<SwiftEdge> Far Cry IS Half Life 2!
%
Quote #3891:
<Jingles> oh it has an APOSTROPHE as well now does it?!
%
Quote #3892:
<Banana> And all that for 1.1" :)
%
Quote #3893:
 * Banana waits in anticipation for his 17"er :)
%
Quote #3894:
<maUru> -19:03:07- -bast- Welcome to #USA
<maUru> -19:03:10- -bast- This channel is english language only. Anyone not speaking english will be banned.
%
Quote #3895:
<maUru> Sadiq: if you want to live to get that 500 quid a year..drop the greek gays
%
Quote #3896:
<Jingles> its not worth it, this is the worst shoutcast since the daleks chose to do coverage of men's indoor bowls
%
Quote #3897:
<Errant> I can be angellic, really I can! (and not the fallen kind, either ;p)
%
Quote #3898:
<PlanarPlatypus> this is probably a good idea given I just parsed the name of my SATA controler as Si1entdave
%
Quote #3899:
<Banana> Where the hell did that go
<Banana> Am I imagining post vans now?!
%
Quote #3900:
<Blood_God> hmm, this game is proving tricky, you think you've got it all sussed... and then bang, you don't, and its game over
<Robo> heh
<Blood_God> i've only managed to complete it on novice so far, going back to try on intermediate...
<Robo> which game ?
<Blood_God> minesweeper!
%
Quote #3901:
<Draconas> robo i want one
<Draconas> in by back garden preferably
<Robo> doubt it'd fit :p
%
Quote #3902:
 * Banana makes a note not to combine Draconas with water
%
Quote #3903:
<PlanarPlatypus> I am glan #compsoc didn't start making sense in my absence, I would be most dissapointed
%
Quote #3904:
<Silver> (how /do/ you overclock a plant, anyway?)
%
Quote #3906:
 * Blood_God looks for a suitable image for rasterbation
%
Quote #3907:
<Silver> What is it with all going to sleep at 1am?
%
Quote #3908:
<bucko> Socks are the worst things, especially the toes.
%
Quote #3909:
<bucko> I still have True Love in ~bucko, after all. :)
%
Quote #3911:
 * Draconas is more worried about the overall size of his images directory though, amsaing what happened if you randomly archive things from the net and let it build up for 6 years
<Draconas> i think a spawn mentioned somewhere, they involved blood and excessive slaughter
<DrWatson> What happens if you replace the words 'images directory' with the word 'penis'?
%
Quote #3912:
<DrWatson> Sorry, I've just been listening to Harry Potter... I can't stop replacing the word 'wand' with 'wang'. BASH.ORG RUINED MY LIFE!!!!
%
Quote #3913:
<Blood_God> Harry's 11 inch wang disturbing you eh DrWatson?
%
Quote #3914:
<DrWatson> I don't mind the 11-inch wang, it's the white shapes that shoot out of the end that disturb me.
%
Quote #3915:
<Banana> Er, searching for 'rasturbation' gives me sweedish pron
%
Quote #3919:
<PlanarPlatypus> "I never pirated it....it was donated.  by the file fairy.  I put a blank CD under my pillow..."
%
Quote #3920:
<Sadiq> I just got baited with Goatse.
<Sadiq> Bloody Slashdot trolls.
%
Quote #3921:
<PlanarPlatypus> doesanyone see the irony in Sadiq complaining about slashdot trolls baiting him with goatsie?
<Nugent> Heh.
<Draconas> why do you think it's become a quote ;)(
%
Quote #3922:
<Sadiq> Need a way to dissipate head -> Need a way of heading a tank for tropical fish...
%
Quote #3923:
<Sadiq> My girlfriend does keep trying to convince me i'm gay but I keep having to point out that it wouldn't actually be in her favour if I was.
%
Quote #3924:
<Silver> Fuck you, installation instructions.
%
Quote #3925:
<murphybob> i only have one wang :[
%
Quote #3926:
<Sadiq> zx64: I got baited yesterday.
%
Quote #3927:
 * Sadiq tries to imagine Silver getting pissed and then working on the Mozilla code.. "Let's see those fuckers review _THIS_ code. Bwhahahahaha.. I'll be half way to Mexcio before they catch me..... MOM! Can you give me a lift to the station?"
%
Quote #3928:
<zx64> Do you like your stylesheets strict sir, do you?
%
Quote #3929:
<Sadiq> The 15" powerbook should do me.
<MFJ> Again, a good choice
<Sadiq> I could even use it as a pulling aid in the Union.
%
Quote #3930:
<Sadiq> Yea, running perl -e 'do { fork() } while( 1 );' wasn't my brightest moment.
%
Quote #3931:
<Sadiq> £0.54 = £1
%
Quote #3932:
 * icStatic 's tip of the day... dont buy lexmark printers, uninstall windows, move to cambodia
%
Quote #3933:
<murphybob> people don't seem to appreciate me as much as I do...
%
Quote #3934:
<Blood_God> funniest commands are such as:
<Blood_God> man touch | cat
<Blood_God> man bash | cat | head
<Blood_God> man finger | cat | tail
<Blood_God> man kill | cat
<Blood_God> a whole mini story in shell commands
<Philippa> man bore | chan
%
Quote #3935:
<Sadiq> maUru: Is that portugese kid still sucking your dick?
<maUru> i thought he was in the uk, more specifically at your place, more specifically you were sucking his dick, more specifically fuck you
%
Quote #3936:
<maUru> Sadiq: die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
%
Quote #3937:
<Sadiq> Well yea.. if you do quoten's in your sleep.. you've got far bigger problems to think about than missing the ocassional one.
%
Quote #3938:
<Sadiq> All my quotes make me out to be some seriously disturbed and perverted individual.
%
Quote #3939:
<maUru> can we moderate that quote...change that from 'All my quotes make me out to be some seriously disturbed and perverted individual.' to 'I AM A SERIOUSLY DISTURBED AND PERVERTED INDIVIDUAL AND I WOULD BE BETTER OFF 10 FEET IN THE GROUND WITH NO TESTICLES'
%
Quote #3941:
<icStatic> Zephran: you need to say stupid stuff.. say what you are doing, then you end up with a load of bichatse style quotes like me
%
Quote #3942:
<Banana> suck-it-and-see seems to be the advicee here.
%
Quote #3943:
<Blood_God> "/me looks round.... and sees GodTheSon ... my arch nemesis!" hehe
%
Quote #3944:
<bucko> This is, of course, insanity.
%
Quote #3945:
<Yertle> i really should get some new quotes
%
Quote #3946:
<Sadiq> PlanarPlatypus: Oh yea, how many inches is it actually? (And what's the retail on something like that?)
%
Quote #3947:
<Sadiq> It's not like I was asking Pete the size of his dick or anything..
%
Quote #3948:
<Sadiq> maUru: No, I have a 17". Let's try and think about this for a second.
%
Quote #3950:
<NeXuS7> mmm Jello, dammit the americans are infecting me! HELP! arg it's got my legs...
%
Quote #3951:
<Sadiq> There's definately scope in me trying out Chatzilla.
<Silver> Heh.
<Silver> Surely ksirc isn't /that/ bad?
%
Quote #3952:
<Silver> People /are/ that stupid. Trust me.
%
Quote #3953:
<Sadiq> This client sucks dick.
%
Quote #3955:
<Silver> In other news, my CSS parser... parses CSS!
%
Quote #3956:
<Banana> Neither me nor my parents are Bittorrent whores
%
Quote #3957:
<Banana> Wheres my Simpsons biatches!
%
Quote #3958:
<Nugent> Only the thought of vengeance, Offers me satisfaction...
<Nugent> Hmm, Drac would really like this piece of Mozart...
%
Quote #3959:
<Sadiq> When you have a nice Shuttle, you don't just stare at the sticker. =)
<Sadiq> I regulaly hug my machine.
%
Quote #3960:
<Jingles> 'Windows XP - What's the Worst that can happen?'
%
Quote #3961:
<Sadiq> It's funny how bastardised the "Land of the free" is..
%
Quote #3962:
<Sadiq> There's this funny 'Compsoc' society where this guy Silver keeps talking about this Seamonky thing.
%
Quote #3963:
<Sadiq> Hamsters needed a rest.
<Silver> Get more.
%
Quote #3964:
<Sadiq> You young-ones have to resist the urge to quote everything I say, it'll come back to haunt you.
%
Quote #3965:
<icStatic> the holy grail of annoying: what FRENCH AND BLINKING?
%
Quote #3966:
<icStatic> Shut your mouth and go fuck your cat up the arse
%
Quote #3968:
<icStatic> Welcome to iStalking.com - Stalk like you've never stalked before
%
Quote #3969:
 * Silver would make a hidiously funny remark about now, but that would require being able to /think/ of one
%
Quote #3970:
<bucko> 28% of websites contain porn.
%
Quote #3971:
<Sadiq> Sorry, The Silver in me just came out.
%
Quote #3972:
<Seren> It's never good when you find a comment saying "I've been drinking" in your boyfriend's code...
%
Quote #3973:
<Seren> Oh fsck, I've just put the idea of a server rack made out of a coke chiller cabinet into Phil's head
%
Quote #3974:
 * SilentDave quotes from the front page of the Rootes Reception guest machines.
<SilentDave> The University's external connection to the internet is down. You will only be able to access internal websites, such as those below, from this terminal.
%
Quote #3975:
<Sariel> (Occasionally at work I have to read VB code so as to reimplement it in some kind of programming language... times like those are perfect for going through pointless online quizzes instead)
%
Quote #3976:
<Nugent> Could be worse. You could have said you were wanting to roger an array of benches.
%
Quote #3977:
<Banana> The vibrator is amazingly small for what it does
%
Quote #3978:
<Blood_God> "Here thing by Community gracelectric!Imalharmyardy hits! "
%
Quote #3979:
<sadiq> my dad did get profiled as a terrorist though.
%
Quote #3980:
<murphybob> perhaps i should get back to php, instead of trying to chat up #compsoc....
%
Quote #3981:
<PlanarPlatypus> all they require are common household items, a household plug socket a basic knowlege of anatomy and a bit of inginuety
%
Quote #3982:
<Silver> ARGH. My stupidity knows no bounds!
%
Quote #3983:
<DrWatson> I think Windows XP gets a hard-on whenever it sees a page file, then proceeds to hump the page file.
%
Quote #3984:
<DrWatson> I just worked around a java annoyance in the most dirty, kludgy, cheap-and-nasty way
<Seren> Don't you feel dirty?
<DrWatson> No, actually, I feel superior... ;-)
%
Quote #3985:
<DrWatson> I really say far too much quotebait in real life.
<Draconas> !quote
<DrWatson> It's my own fault, though, because I then proceed to addquote it to JinglyBOT...
%
Quote #3986:
<Draconas> zombie badgers running linux here we come
%
Quote #3987:
<DrWatson> God's sake. I gave the channel a link to bash nearly 75 minutes ago. It's taken /me/ that long to tear myself away.
%
Quote #3988:
<Draconas> i want a cold!
<Draconas> since your GF has my flu
%
Quote #3989:
<murphybob> then the policemen pulls out his knob right? and sticks it in the other guys mouth?  i have seen that video, Gaytest Police Chases Ever or something like that...?
%
Quote #3990:
<murphybob> mmm... if you replace 'gun' with 'weapon' innuendo flows more freely :D
%
Quote #3991:
<Silver> We don't want people /tring/ to make innuendo in here, we get enough voluntarily.
%
Quote #3992:
<maUru> porn on 56k is a bad idea
%
Quote #3993:
<murphybob> dammit, i don't thing mIRC has an implementation of /don't_lag_so_much_you_stupid_bitch
%
Quote #3994:
<maUru> what i hate is when you're looking at a pic of a chick wearing /really/ hot clothes like a tight miniskirt thats pulled up a bit high and cleavage thats begging to be let out...but the chick looks weird, her arms are a little too furry, her nose is a bit strange, her cheekbones are a bit too well defined, there is a FUCKING ADAMS APPLE ON HER THROAT and then you start puking your guts out and swear never to look at porn again...
<maUru> 2 seconds later you forget that and go to the next pic of a hot bitch in a tight miniskirt...........
%
Quote #3995:
<maUru> they *start* in miniskirts
<maUru> and end up with huge bloody horses dicks in them
%
Quote #3996:
<maUru> hmm false alarm, it wasnt a transvestite after all, just bad lighting
%
Quote #3997:
<Blood_God> hmm... perhaps i should start work on this CG152 report... and the maths, and the stats... or I could just actually treat this holiday as one and do no work at all...
%
Quote #3998:
<Draconas> and maUru i guaretee that if you shave using a tornado it WILL be faster than gilette
%
Quote #3999:
<Sariel> A big trampoline in the centre of the earth to bounce people up the right hole... I'm liking this idea...
%
Quote #4000:
<maUru> oh wow...transparent task bar in xp
 * maUru creams his pants
%
Quote #4001:
<Silver> Sar said it all.
<Silver> Damnit.
%
Quote #4002:
<bucko> Destroy the clothes and dodge the bullets.
%
Quote #4003:
<murphybob> bucko: you have taken all the fun out of sentimentel shooting.  it used to be about the porn man.  now i am just trying to finish it :'(
%
Quote #4004:
<Jingles> you're just /trying/ to annoy text2speech now arent you
%
Quote #4005:
<Banana> I take your . and raise you a !
<Banana> Mmmm Punctuation Poker
<Banana> Now *theres* an idea
%
Quote #4006:
<Blood_God> my dad's got the router on extended test from work
<Blood_God> he's told them they probably won't be seeing it again now
%
Quote #4007:
<Draconas> soph I'm sorry i may damage your boyfriend, i hope he is still under warrenty
%
Quote #4008:
 * maUru makes a mental note never to put a magnetizer-demagnetizer tool next to an important floppy disk again
%
Quote #4009:
<maUru> FUCK SPAM, FUCK IT UP THE ASS, IN THE EARS, ON THE DESK, IN THE NOSTRIL, TOMMOROW, TODAY, FUCK SPAM, FUCK IT
%
Quote #4010:
<NeXuS7> you know how long it takes to eat a "footlong"?
%
Quote #4011:
<Blood_God> my site's logout function is very strict
<Blood_God> if you aren't logged in, it asks you to log in, jus so it can log you out.
%
Quote #4012:
<Blood_God> bloody hell.. i've written some code that works perfectly first time.
%
Quote #4013:
<maUru> i can print color laser photorealistic pictures of toilet paper and wipe my ass with it
%
Quote #4014:
<lionfish> Has anyone got hold of the exam time table yet for CS?
<lionfish> also http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern 
<maUru> fuck
<maUru> exams
%
Quote #4015:
<Spark> windows is a fine operating system
%
Quote #4016:
<Spark> yeah theyre generally used to avoid vibration problems i think :)
%
Quote #4017:
<Silver> This is top quality shit.
%
Quote #4019:
<Banana> "THE GRAND HIGH LORD OF MONKEYVILL is unavailable, please leave your message after the tone..."
%
Quote #4020:
<Yertle> dumb internet
%
Quote #4021:
<NeXuS7> truely sucky
<NeXuS7> more so than the cheapest of cheap korean hookers
%
Quote #4022:
<Elentari> you know, you can actually buy knitted nosecosies
%
Quote #4023:
<bucko> I've been reading "True Porn Clerk Stories."
<bucko> It's quite amusing.
%
Quote #4024:
<maUru> ladies and gentlemen, bucko just blew off lesbian sex
%
Quote #4025:
<DrWatson> Nvidia GeForce 6800 Ultra: $600
<DrWatson> 800 Watt Powersupply: $250
<DrWatson> The look on your face when you get your next powerbill: Priceless
<DrWatson> MMORPG: $10/mo.
<DrWatson> There are some things in life your measley paycheck can cover, for everything else there's Massivecharge.
%
Quote #4026:
<lionfish> hmm..
<ficedula> Hmm?
<Silver> Hmm.
%
Quote #4027:
<DrWatson> Oh, and they have a Shiny Bit on them.
%
Quote #4028:
<DrWatson> ants? Where? *KILL*****!!!!
%
Quote #4031:
<Skumby> Join the dark side, Join Microsoft's army of coders
%
Quote #4032:
<Draconas> i think most people would forgive him for eating H
%
Quote #4033:
<Sariel> Does anyone have any good photos of Mendoza's head?
%
Quote #4034:
<Banana> You looked down the passage PlanarPlatypus?
%
Quote #4036:
<Sadiq> "The sun will never set on the British empire because God doesn't trust the British in the dark."
%
Quote #4037:
<DrWatson> OK - fontopias that are designed to block one's ear canals from external noise sources make it sound *really* weird when one sneezes
%
Quote #4038:
<Banana> "It is me, agent number two, who bong your banger"
%
Quote #4039:
<Silver> Wheee, 222 Bytes/sec!
<Silver> Only 275 hours left.
%
Quote #4040:
<DrWatson> http://www.agrisupportonline.com/minisheep.htm
<Seren> oooh! Want a furry sheep!
<Seren> </mad welsh girl>
%
Quote #4041:
<Mendoza> just what would a non authentic badger be?
<Mendoza> a weasel that paints on stripes?
%
Quote #4042:
<Seren> Don't you /dare/ call me pink and fluffy!
%
Quote #4043:
<Sadiq> icStatic: Just checking it wasn't some obscure word that meant you'd run over to my house and kill my cats.
%
Quote #4044:
<MFJ> Sadiq! If ever there were a time, i need a goatse redirect now!
%
Quote #4045:
<PlanarPlatypus> Phil, would you trade off my debt to the pizza pot agains a stick of DDR RAM?
%
Quote #4046:
<Sariel> I'm sure MFJ is more competent than your average IT monkey.
%
Quote #4047:
<maUru> if someone gets a blow...well lick job from their dog and he climaxes, is that beastality?
%
Quote #4048:
<maUru> PlanarPlatypus: what did you do to get op status? let them play with your 22 inches for a week?
%
Quote #4049:
<murphybob> 22 inches, PlanarPlatypus that is impressive!
%
Quote #4051:
<murphybob> !quote
<murphybob> !unquote
<murphybob> i am excitable
%
Quote #4052:
<murphybob> err, ok so i like my pc.... a lot.... too much... :)
<murphybob> its my friend
%
Quote #4053:
 * icStatic remembers the random controller for the 118 courseworks and pictures an arts student on a pub crawl
%
Quote #4054:
<DrWatson> Silver, I *hope* that was in reference to the status bar thing, not murphybob porn.
%
Quote #4055:
<murphybob> murphybob porn?  omg, DW, you have just given me the best idea....
%
Quote #4056:
 * DrWatson suddenly looks all alert and paranoid
<Sadiq> DrWatson: You're a little late, we first stated mentioning porn 30 minutes ago.
%
Quote #4057:
<Sariel> Functional Programming is the only true programming, any other programming is a pale shadow.
%
Quote #4058:
<ficedula> "It's a lunatic with a pointer! Call the police!"
%
Quote #4059:
<icStatic> Silver, would you accept a marriage proposal?
%
Quote #4060:
<murphybob> one person for everone, hiding somewhere.  one huge girl with a thousand nipples.  and hair the colour of warm jam.
%
Quote #4061:
<bucko> I mean, Fiona is basically Sar but in a girl's body as far as I can tell.
%
Quote #4062:
<Ynox> piracy makes baby jesus cry :p
%
Quote #4063:
 * Blood_God returns
<Sadiq> I thought you were a void?
 * Blood_God goes to check his declaration
%
Quote #4064:
<zx64> You suck my pasty white geek cream for that these days.
%
Quote #4065:
<Banana> ES21Q lovin.
%
Quote #4066:
<Psyco__> I'm such a good idler :)
%
Quote #4067:
<Banana> Unfortunately there are some morons out there.
%
Quote #4068:
<lino> I'm just cheap + have way too much to say :)
%
Quote #4069:
<murphybob> probably some arcane process involving Si1entDave, a circle of black candles, and a thousand year old incantation!
<MFJ> damnit, im right out of black candles :/
%
Quote #4071:
<Nugent> Hmm, I read that as "and a trout".
<bucko> I'm unfortunately not.
%
Quote #4072:
<Banana> ffs, our lecturer has plagerised their question sheet from some random website
%
Quote #4073:
 * Skumby can just imagine Jingly writing to Multiplay, asking them to move i20 so that it starts just after the end of the BFL
%
Quote #4074:
<bucko> I am a nasty pastie from the world of spam. I have infiltrated your organisation, and now I will flood you with adverts ofor my favourite prohjects.
%
Quote #4075:
<Banana> I can think of better ways of preserving your important data :)
<Skumby> Floppy drives!
<Skumby> Buy 20 floppy drives and print it out on the packaging that comes with them
%
Quote #4076:
<bucko> I tried knocking buildings down with animals and people, too, but no such luck.
%
Quote #4077:
<DrWatson> Lucidion is NetBSD, personified.
%
Quote #4078:
<robo> mm, having a load of random symbols in syslog = bad I guess ? :o
%
Quote #4080:
<murphybob> its not like i go buy the porn they try to sell me ;)
<Sadiq> No no, you already have it.
%
Quote #4081:
<murphybob> Si1entDave, you are officially bucko
%
Quote #4082:
<Skumby> Time to shield some Ravens
%
Quote #4084:
<Si1entDave> I like backronyms.
%
Quote #4085:
<Draconas> nope, i keep the little boys for me!
%
Quote #4086:
<Silver> murphybob, less child porn, faster internet.
%
Quote #4087:
<Si1entDave> I need a T-shirt that says "Warez Monkey. Beware, I fling pr0n."
%
Quote #4088:
<icStatic> oh dammit now im reading all the quotes
<Zephran> lol
<Blood_God> lol
<bucko> Hmmm.
<Blood_God> damnit
<Blood_God> now /I'm/ reading all the quotes too
%
Quote #4089:
<Mishima> I'm sure you can make him dead.
<Si1entDave> Well, certainly stiff, anyway.
%
Quote #4090:
<Sadiq> Akami serve 900,000 hits/second.
<Guest1213603316> just like your ass
<Sadiq> How'd you know?
%
Quote #4091:
<Mendoza> damnit, don't run away when i'm insulting you
%
Quote #4092:
<Sadiq> Grr, I need to expand.
<Banana> Viagra sir?
%
Quote #4093:
<Silver> DMAN YOU SADIQ.
%
Quote #4094:
<Sadiq> Oh how I hate me.
%
Quote #4095:
<DrWatson> That's not what you said last night :P
<DrWatson> I mean, uh...
<Sadiq> No no, that was CTCP FINGER.
%
Quote #4096:
<Dementia> Yeah but setting your own karma really high would be the ultimate definition of 'sad and lame' so... oh yeah I see what you mean.
%
Quote #4097:
<Draconas> MINIGUN!
%
Quote #4098:
<Banana> MB's is bigger
%
Quote #4099:
<Nugent> He shoots, he... snores!
%
Quote #4100:
<Banana> Ok what possessed him to say "F******* lazy n******"??
<Nugent> I don't k***.
%
Quote #4102:
<Ynox> anyone know how to access the bios on a sony vaio?
<murphybob> prise open the case with a screwdriver, it'll be in there somewher
%
Quote #4103:
<Silver> Right, I've been awake 24 hours and, quite frankly, I'm bored of it.
%
Quote #4104:
 * NeXuS7 runs murphybob over in a manta
%
Quote #4105:
<Draconas> so things went BOOOM
%
Quote #4106:
 * Si1entDave declares that zx64 is a fucking cocksucker and must die in the fiery pit!
%
Quote #4107:
<Blood_God> Si1entDave wants zx's tool
%
Quote #4109:
<Si1entDave> He shall have a superior tool to mine! He must die! However, at the moment he has no tool at all...
%
Quote #4111:
<bucko> Yeah, I had a 333. It was really pissy, because mine would overcock far less than a lower grade one.
%
Quote #4112:
<bucko> Si1entDave|FixingTheInternet: The end guy is hard.
%
Quote #4113:
<MFJ> now i need to understand how Amtrak's definition of Coventry extends to north west of bormingham
%
Quote #4114:
<MFJ> but amtraks definiton of coventry extends beyond the other side of birmingham
%
Quote #4115:
<Crazy_Piglet> Note to self: Bludgeon brother to death with a broken furby.
<Ynox> which i've tried :)
%
Quote #4116:
<DrWatson> "I'd like you to take care of this server rack please. Short back and sides should do it."
%
Quote #4118:
<Crazy_Piglet> meh... 1500 word, that's like, 1 hour to write a load of bs, 30 minutes to add some quotes, 30 minutes to write an abstract and bibliography...
%
Quote #4119:
<Blood_God> Si1entDave: I think recognising the /numbers/ on bash quotes is a bit scary
%
Quote #4120:
<NeXuS7> anyone for a little invasion?
%
Quote #4121:
<Silver> Si1entDave, then you're /really/ screwed. :)
%
Quote #4122:
<icStatic> CProfiles *profile_list = GetProfiles(); CProfile *profile = profile_list->FindUser("icStatic"); profile->SetStatus(STATUS_SINGLE); profile->Hobbies(DONT_ASK); profile->SetMood(HORNY_AND_LONELY);
%
Quote #4123:
<Sadiq> icStatic: Looks like Zat's on his way to help with the HORNY_AND_LONELY problem.
%
Quote #4124:
<Sadiq> cmb: Oh, the fact i'm connected to half the gay community in New York is purely coincidental.
%
Quote #4125:
<NeXuS7> u, me, a switch, I make it pimms o' clock
%
Quote #4126:
<Si1entDave> Oh look, Port appearing to my right! how convenient!
%
Quote #4127:
<Skumby> Who would have thought stuff done at Uni would be useful
%
Quote #4128:
<murphybob> mmm babybel, almost as good as real babies
%
Quote #4130:
<Sadiq> hmmmm.. the other thing is I don't know anything about Nasir Rajpoot.
<Sadiq> Whereas I know sgm.
<Jingles> but he has a great name
<Sadiq> Yes yes. That won't help when he's not around at all though.
%
Quote #4131:
<Jingles> for sale: one spicy pot noodle - used to belong to NeXuS7, has been residing on the backseat of my car since march
%
Quote #4132:
 * Skumby hopes that the bot doesn't recognise Bingly as a command to delete the internet
%
Quote #4133:
<MMFJ> shorting power supply to water cooling not a good idea
%
Quote #4134:
<MMFJ> gah come back sun, i need you to dry my AGP slot
%
Quote #4135:
<DrWatson> Afraid you can't have my hamster. I need to keep that, for... my own reasons.
%
Quote #4137:
<Silver> It's mostly one guy.
%
Quote #4138:
<murphybob> there is something so inherently stupid about giving a stress test realtime priority, i even surprised myself with my dimness there.
%
Quote #4139:
<murphybob> right, i am off to play doctors and nurses with my gf.
%
Quote #4140:
<Silver> bucko; the Perl interpreter with a beard?
%
Quote #4141:
<Banana> Thats wierd, I cant make it segfault again
%
Quote #4142:
<Sariel> Which I'll admit is a lot less disturbing than /dead/ girls 'sukn & fukn', but still not what I want in my inbox...
%
Quote #4143:
<Draconas> Banana looks good
%
Quote #4144:
<Zephran> its not a proper exam on tuesday just a class test for credit
%
Quote #4145:
<cmb> I'd rather not accept a screw from dave.
<zx64> Unless he's pimping.
<cmb> Yes.
%
Quote #4147:
<bucko> I've lost my sodding pen!
%
Quote #4148:
<murphybob> right.  i am going to eat pizza, and then mastur... read.
%
Quote #4149:
<murphybob> right.  i am going to eat pizza, and then mastur... read.
<DrWatson> !bait
%
Quote #4150:
<icStatic> dammit all that fucking effort for 2 Viagra emails!
%
Quote #4151:
<DrWatson> !quite icStatic|f0000000d
%
Quote #4152:
<icStatic> Zephran: and THATS how you get stupid quotes :P
%
Quote #4153:
<Skumby> Anyhow, I'm gonna go shoot some russians now
%
Quote #4154:
<DrWatson> mental note: Don't hold a full, open pringles tube upside down.
%
Quote #4155:
 * Blood_God stands up
<Blood_God> Hi, I'm Blood_God and I'm a coke addict
 * Blood_God sits down
%
Quote #4156:
<Si1entDave> cmb, if you were a girl I'd have made three passes at you by now.
%
Quote #4157:
<Blood_God> "and then its left at the dead badger"
%
Quote #4158:
<icStatic> today is monday, Zephran tonight you will be pubbling, tomorrow you will be recovering from the class test, wed and thursday we need to push our bits together.. so do some now!
%
Quote #4159:
<icStatic> half way through sex: "Update detected, would you like to install the new version and reboot?"
%
Quote #4160:
<icStatic> heh ive just realised i can use my uptime counter to see how long ive been up :D
%
Quote #4161:
<Silver> Users-- (god *damn* some of them are stupid)
<Si1entDave> It think you'll find it's spelt 'lusers' :)
<icStatic> Silver: its easier to assume ALL users are god *damn* stupid
%
Quote #4162:
<icStatic> hehe turning a woman into a man is fun
%
Quote #4163:
<Si1entDave> The music from that is to Silver as the Horse loving song is to murphybob.
%
Quote #4164:
<murphybob> damn you Robo, i am listening to I Love Horses again.  I was clean for so long, i attended the meetings, got hugs (and free donuts) and now you have gone and ruined it all.  Damn you!!
%
Quote #4165:
<murphybob> NeXuS7, Blood_God was the first person to ever show it to me
%
Quote #4166:
<horse> i am feeling a little horse
%
Quote #4167:
<Robo> anyway, I must say good night, before I forget to say it, and end up saying 'adhsadhsaodhaosdan dfdk, weawe' as my head hits the keyboard.
%
Quote #4168:
<murphybob> "Treasure!  Pornography and biscuits!"
%
Quote #4169:
<maUru> and...ill let you pick one of my sisters
%
Quote #4170:
<murphybob> go stand in the corner for crimes against comedy.  over there by cmb.
%
Quote #4171:
<murphybob> i've got so many volts and amps flying round my computer now, i just don't know what to do with them
%
Quote #4172:
<Crazy_Piglet> argh lameness.  my computer is lagging like a bitch and I'm only writing a DVD and playing music and downloading over bittorrent and and and
%
Quote #4175:
<Zephran> just don't forget the extra cooling for the lan
<NeXuS7> hmm where to buy desk fans
%
Quote #4176:
<icStatic> awww dammit flake on my pants
<icStatic> that aint gonna come off
%
Quote #4177:
<murphybob> gah seti lame.  oh so lame.  ain't no aliens.  booo hooo.
%
Quote #4178:
<Crazy_Piglet> no, I do /not/ want to visit your site, you ass raping monkey lovers!
%
Quote #4179:
<maUru> and now, introducing....the NEW bar code DILDO...you can scan bar codes AND shove it up your ass
%
Quote #4180:
<Silver> Ah crap, I'm getting mail from tomorrow again.
%
Quote #4181:
<Silver> That's almost cunning.
%
Quote #4182:
<Silver> If I was baiting, it'd have been funny.
%
Quote #4183:
<Banana> ffs, I've been fscked by uni keyboard - that was hell
%
Quote #4184:
<Banana> Nugent, please hold whilst bananas fingers find what they are looking for
%
Quote #4185:
<Drac> what is the debian way to install nvidia graphics drivers?
<Silver> Get a stick, find cmb, and beat until it works.
%
Quote #4187:
<Robo> everytime I come, I have to borrow a keyboard
%
Quote #4188:
<Banana> Si1entDave I won't wink at you, I might miss.
%
Quote #4189:
<Banana> It is not green or purple. 
<Banana> Or red, or blue.
%
Quote #4190:
<icStatic> in retrospect i think Zephran's pc has turned out just like him... stubborn, hard to please and expensive to upkeep
%
Quote #4191:
<Crazy_Piglet> Hmm there was an intrusion attempt on my computer originating from ip 127.0.0.1 apparently...
%
Quote #4192:
 * Banana thought dave was going to nottingham today
<Banana> petes car is still here so I assume theyare still in bed
%
Quote #4193:
<Silver> Yeah, and the program requirements would be infinite RAM and infinite patience.
%
Quote #4195:
<NeXuS7> "what the !&*$£ ... mmm muffin ... munch"
%
Quote #4196:
<Si1entDave> Turns out 75% fragmentation wil do that to a Windows PC.....
%
Quote #4197:
<murphybob> Si1entDave someone is stealing your leatherman.....
<murphybob> ...
<murphybob> ...
<murphybob> no, he really is away
<Si1entDave> WhatWhatWhat?
%
Quote #4198:
<murphybob> when my girlfriend wants to come, I have to oblige.  *snigger*
%
Quote #4199:
<Psyco__> I've got some french bloke connected to a port I didn't know I had open :/
%
Quote #4200:
<Sariel> We'd also be remiss if we didn't point out that people who don't put quotes around their attribute values GO TO HELL WHERE THEY ARE FLAYED ALIVE ON A DAILY BASIS BY SATAN HIMSELF WHO THEN PICKS OUT THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS, EATS THEM AND THROWS SALT IN THEIR EYEBALLS.
%
Quote #4201:
<murphybob> !remember mother_of_Blood_God has a pronounced adam's apple and rather hairy knuckles
<bucko> /~Callin' after me, she's turning blue, while I just sit and stare at you ~/
<bucko> I don't have hairy knuckles!
%
Quote #4202:
<Blood_God> Dementia: true, hence it is often known as "cocksucker"
<Dementia> Blood_God: You make that sound like a bad thing?
%
Quote #4204:
<MFJ> whoa Draconas, thats far too much niceness in one day
%
Quote #4205:
<LucidIon> cmb|away: this had better not have a nude fat guy a reflection.
%
Quote #4206:
<MFJ> my CS clan, SD:cs
<MFJ> 8pm
<MFJ> you always do exatly as in the topic
<MFJ> omg
 * MFJ hides
<MFJ> wrong channel
%
Quote #4207:
<bucko> I don't have any good versions of Linux.
%
Quote #4209:
<Skumby> If you can't spell intellectual, you can't patent stuff, matey
%
Quote #4210:
<Crazy_Piglet> "Week 3 is Mental Health Awareness Week." Uuuhh... o-kaaaaay...
<DrWatson> yuck :)
%
Quote #4211:
<cinnetbey> how do I clean my JinglyBOT quotes thingi?
%
Quote #4212:
<Banana> With a little paper clip: "It looks like you're trying to crash Microsoft Windows! Would you like some help?"
%
Quote #4213:
 * Dementia must be more careful to use the correct keyboard when typing root password, especially when the other one is on IRC.
%
Quote #4214:
<Jingles> google is so clearly The Matrix v0.1
%
Quote #4215:
<bucko> I only notied that the second time I looked at it and thought "how cute!"
<bucko> I assume it's various instruments of sexual stimuation, though.
%
Quote #4216:
<zx64> Ooh a new version of time :)
%
Quote #4217:
 * bucko is just amused by the whole concept of the package managers being the three penii of Linux.
%
Quote #4218:
<LucidIon> NeXuS7: my 95 days are a small thing but they keep me happy.
%
Quote #4220:
<LucidIon> murphybob: I suggest a pair of tights over your head.
%
Quote #4221:
<murphybob> omg fuck off ms, it wants to remove the swastika from one of my fonts as a 'critical update'
%
Quote #4222:
<bucko> Click the "run admin script buggery thingy" button.
%
Quote #4223:
<murphybob> wow, you could show buckocam to little children if they had been naughty - it'd scare the beejeesus out of them
%
Quote #4224:
<murphybob> can't we just go to tesco and drink lager in the carpark?
%
Quote #4225:
<murphybob> at least i am doing it openly
%
Quote #4226:
<Silver> Firefox pr0n I can understand... but Thunderbird pr0n? That's just sick.
%
Quote #4227:
<Silver> It's kinda small, after all.
%
Quote #4228:
<LucidIon> cinnetbey: I'm not going to do anything, but relying on Javascript for security is like dropping your trousers in prison and requesting no one rapes you.
%
Quote #4229:
<Sariel> Cinnetbey: The idea is that you should be writing the perl script as if the perl script was all there is of the system, as if there /was/ no javascript on the front end;
<Crazy_Piglet> whoops, rather too much to drink :S
<Sariel> write the perl script as if you are /expecting/ users to try their damndest to exploit it to gain access to your email, wipe your user account and/or blitz your mail or relay spam;
<Sariel> write the perl script as if accepting input is a special case and normal operation consists of reject, reject, reject.
%
Quote #4230:
<bucko> I /am/ the Goatse man.
%
Quote #4231:
<murphybob> DW - ok, i was at the pub and it was noisy and i was fine, then i went to the lav, and suddenly it was quiet and i realised my brain was filling in 'ring ring ring ring.... ' etc, as backround noise to my *entire life*  arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
%
Quote #4232:
<bucko> MySQL 5 is a myth.
%
Quote #4233:
<Sadiq> I must remember that when insulting people in a pub fight.
%
Quote #4234:
<Sadiq> No no, Wanking at Barclay's isn't good, they tend to turn security on you.
%
Quote #4235:
<Silver> PlanarPlatypus, but I ain't sending any mail while tcpdump's watching. :P
%
Quote #4237:
<Robo> apparently its physically impossible to get the ati chips over 600mhz
<Robo> as the speed of light intervenes :)
<Draconas> rob in my experience thats never stoped anybody before :P
%
Quote #4238:
<PlanarPlatypus> ye kanne change the laws of physics jim
<Robo> hehe
<Draconas> no but you can give them the finger
%
Quote #4239:
<bucko> Micro is 10^6.
%
Quote #4240:
<bucko> Still technically accurate though, if you define 10 to be 0.1.
%
Quote #4241:
<icStatic> what does ps -a do again?
<icStatic> oh that
%
Quote #4242:
<Banana> Then minutes later, standing at the sink suddenly catch myself singing...
<Banana> *ARSE*
%
Quote #4243:
<Banana> !seen your goatse sized ass
%
Quote #4244:
<Seren> Pink must die!
%
Quote #4245:
<Si1entDave> Pete, now if I grab yours, will you do something me...?
%
Quote #4246:
<Si1entDave> Where can I get it for a tenner?
<cmb> Pete!
%
Quote #4247:
<NeXuS7> dammit life
%
Quote #4249:
<Silver> I'd go "lol", but that would be following the crowd.
%
Quote #4250:
<Silver> 364,000 files scanned and still going...
<Silver> They could at least having given me a pong or asteroids game to play while this was running.
%
Quote #4251:
<bucko> Goatse is great.
%
Quote #4252:
<Crazy_Piglet> ah that's some goooood food poisoning...
%
Quote #4253:
<Crazy_Piglet> QUICK! IF IT MOVES, QUOTE IT! :P
%
Quote #4254:
<RjY> what's wrong with ass-jiggling
%
Quote #4255:
<RjY> i'm just some twerp
%
Quote #4256:
<NeXuS7> i already think Silver is a bot it's probably sitting on a dedicated box that he asked his parents to never switch off
%
Quote #4257:
<Tarnished> bucko: GRRRR
%
Quote #4258:
<Tarnished> murphybob: You can taste things with your dick?
%
Quote #4259:
<Tarnished> You have speciality shampoo for your penis?
%
Quote #4260:
<bucko> Self mutilation for the popular press?
%
Quote #4261:
<Sadiq> "Hey honey. Fuck me, that's alot of karma."
%
Quote #4262:
<Sadiq> No no, stop quoting me all the time.
%
Quote #4263:
<Sadiq> No really, i'm trying to go on a quote abstinence.
%
Quote #4264:
<Sadiq> Oh and shoving Hamsters up your ass is a bad idea..
%
Quote #4265:
<Sadiq> I don't want to be quoted anymore, it means that whenever I say something that's supposed to have some deeper meaning to it.. people immediately classify it as quotebait and ignore it.
%
Quote #4266:
<Sadiq> I need the quote equivalent of a chastity belt.
%
Quote #4267:
<Sadiq> I've followed the American strategy.
<Sadiq> I have an 100% success rate with girls I like.
<Sadiq> Because I define 'like' as a girl who doesn't reject me.
%
Quote #4268:
<Sadiq> How about a "Hide the sausage" plugin?
%
Quote #4269:
<PlanarPlatypus> cmb, you've been at boarding school, it's nothing you haven't seen before.
<cmb> I know, I know.
%
Quote #4270:
<cmb> I've got a throbbing plonker.
%
Quote #4271:
<murphybob> well i couldn't do it either.  but rob has kinky physics in his favour...
%
Quote #4272:
<Si1entDave> No Dementia, you never had a life. :)
<Dementia> shit
%
Quote #4273:
<Banana> Forkerisms.
<Banana> Er, I mean, spoonerisms.
%
Quote #4274:
<panky> Your bot has a bigger command list than your average MUD
%
Quote #4275:
<Ynox> i swear to shit that the chinese dudes on my floor are multiplying
%
Quote #4276:
<murphybob> www.buckoporn.com?
<Oz> alright!
%
Quote #4277:
<Silver> murphybob, you are -0.026785714285714284 l33t. :)
%
Quote #4278:
<Yertle> i mean, is cyanide like marmite or bananas
%
Quote #4279:
<Blood_God> you could also write ZephranBOT, which spams links to shiny expensive hardware, mocks people who moan about lack of money, and queues up busted
%
Quote #4280:
<Si1entDave> I complained to him, and he blew me off.
%
Quote #4281:
 * NeXuS7 waits for dave to remove his fist from JinglyBOT's ass
%
Quote #4282:
<mb> right, i am ogg.
%
Quote #4283:
 * ficedula decides a 'secure server' that produces regular 404's is not, in fact, secure enough to be trusted with his credit card details.
%
Quote #4285:
<Blood_God> i assumed cum was an ingredient until i re-parsed it
%
Quote #4286:
<Banana> oooh washing...
<Robo> yeah, it's maxing it out
%
Quote #4287:
<Blood_God> mmm strategic registry hacking
%
Quote #4289:
<Nugent> When one is Si1entDave, everywhere's a pub.
%
Quote #4290:
<Crazy_Piglet> Thus, it prevents my sanity from regaining hold.
%
Quote #4291:
 * PlanarPlatypus frobs his fresh XP install with a big stick of "back you evil Tellytubbies" +10
%
Quote #4292:
<MFJ> It has *rolercoasters*
%
Quote #4293:
<Nugent> //me escapes /me.
%
Quote #4294:
<Sadiq> Erm.. my housemate and I are conocting an evil site.
<bucko> "Filling in the blanks"?
<Sadiq> And it doesn't involve Goatse.
%
Quote #4295:
<icStatic> is it me, or does pretty much line with 'goatse' in it get quoted?
%
Quote #4296:
<Sadiq> Actually, it's quite harmless.
<Sadiq> But very funny.
<Silver> That's what you said about Goatse.
%
Quote #4297:
<Crazy_Piglet> A troll!? Moi? Hardly, I was actively spamming...
%
Quote #4298:
<Robo> it says I'm only a 92% match for myself.
%
Quote #4299:
<Blood_God> "Do you believe in karma?" aww, there's no "Only the JinglyBOT one" option :p
%
Quote #4300:
<Silver> Banana, multi-line eval? Are you nutes?
%
Quote #4301:
<Blood_God> still smell a bit on the smokey side...
<Blood_God> suppose thats what happens when you start fires in the kitchen tho... oh well.
%
Quote #4302:
<NeXuS7> cluebat plus nitro glycerine = cool thing to make ppl's head explode
%
Quote #4303:
<NeXuS7> wtf!? "Diskeeper has completed a defragmentation run on this volume and there remain 1 fragmented files and/or directories and -3 excess fragments." -3?
%
Quote #4305:
<Crazy_Piglet> Hmm, Tsukasa is hunting cock again.
%
Quote #4307:
 * Blood_God notices the vast amount of cocklove thats going on in #compsoc tonight
%
Quote #4308:
<Blood_God> well... people do point and laugh at you a lot
%
Quote #4309:
<Si1entDave> I don't want a picture of Dr Solomon on my desktop, especially not drawn as an animé chick!
%
Quote #4310:
<zx64> type-type-type-type BANANA PAD
<Crazy_Piglet> zx64, die!
%
Quote #4311:
<maUru> i hate linux so bad it hurts when i pee
%
Quote #4312:
<Sariel> Homogay? As opposed to /regular/ gay?
%
Quote #4313:
<vimto> is TNAB going to be open sourced ?
%
Quote #4315:
<Crazy_Piglet> I wonder if I can get a kiddies 104 key keyboard with really big keys.  Then I can hit them with a hammer and be really happy and stand a chance of pressing the FSCKING PERIOD KEY RATHER THAN COMMA!!!
%
Quote #4316:
<bucko> Being owned by discrete maths is the true sign of a non mathematician.
%
Quote #4317:
<Crazy_Piglet> I am here for you CANDY!!!
%
Quote #4318:
<bucko> It's much better, IMHO to put a huge-ass note all over the file saying "DO NOT FUCKING EDIT THIS FILE YOU MORON BITCHASS ADMIN," except in a more friendly way.
%
Quote #4319:
<Zephran> the time was not wasted though - i slep for almost all of it
%
Quote #4321:
<icStatic> heh im nearly the antibucko
%
Quote #4322:
<Blood_God> I can now virtually baggy pants people on DC
%
Quote #4323:
<Robo> there's only so much fun you can get from owning people who can't move and murphybob
%
Quote #4324:
<Blood_God> and lol at the moron who thought that alt+f4 on dc++ put it into search mode.
%
Quote #4325:
<Nugent> Kitchen... Cleaning... Hmm... HoG... Does not... compute.....
%
Quote #4326:
<Nugent> You don't have to be mad to be in CompSoc, it's supplied after joining!
%
Quote #4327:
<icStatic> alsa-init: no soundcards found: Success
%
Quote #4328:
<Blood_God> Nugent: I'm the quote sniping ho round here.
%
Quote #4330:
<icStatic> why is linux ALWAYS in bitch mode?
%
Quote #4331:
<Oz> buckooo: seriously dude, where's that 1 = abb^2ab^{-2} coming from?
%
Quote #4332:
<icStatic> cmb++
<icStatic> cmb++
<cmb> :-)
<icStatic> pasties++
<icStatic> cmb++
<icStatic> somethingelselame++
<icStatic> cmb++
%
Quote #4333:
<murphybob> apparently running irc as root is 'stupid'
<murphybob> pah, they haven't even /seen/ stupid yet ;)
%
Quote #4335:
<Sadiq> Goatse runs on Tomcat?
%
Quote #4336:
<icStatic> oh look, its even bigger than ever!
%
Quote #4337:
 * NeXuS7 stabs murphybob in the cheat with a wooden teaspoon
%
Quote #4338:
<Si1entDave> Hmm... bucko in Bunny ears with a cotton-tail... Disturbing...
%
Quote #4339:
<bucko> Lots of people think bunny girls are sexy. But not one of them would admit to wanting to have sex with a bunny.
%
Quote #4341:
<Jingles> fs why does the forgot password page need auth?
%
Quote #4343:
 * Silver also kicks the bot in the groin
%
Quote #4344:
<cmb> "and that is why I have a one handed control config"
%
Quote #4345:
<bucko> And not only am I right in the "correct" sense, I'm also right handed. And I'm the right man for every woman. :)
%
Quote #4346:
<MFJ> I have very very baggy pants, they are yellow with pink stripes
%
Quote #4347:
<Dementia> Someone at Hog with only one computer... shocking
%
Quote #4348:
<DrWatson> Si1entDave: DASL - Is that some sort of dutch irc chatup line?
%
Quote #4349:
<maUru> bet he was in the secret dcs pot smoker corner with some buddies saying, 'dude...octo is like 8 in greek and octet sounds so cool'
%
Quote #4350:
<Crazy_Piglet> War! Huh! What is it good for? Stealing lots of oil... *ahem*
%
Quote #4351:
<zx64> No good pun ever goes unre-worded.
%
Quote #4352:
<Blood_God> one tequila, two tequila, three tequila more
<Blood_God> five tequila, six tequila, seven tequila, FLOOR!
%
Quote #4353:
<cinnetbey> i want to write a very simple Linux distro
%
Quote #4354:
<bucko> Hello. It's time to die.
<bucko> This random phrase was bought to you by BuckoVision - inspiring #compsoc into activity 24 hours a day.
%
Quote #4355:
<Banana> 8th June, eat my shorts.
%
Quote #4356:
<Draconas> does anyone else here regulally practice voodoo?
%
Quote #4357:
 * Silver kicks Molotov
 * Molotov kicks Silver back
%
Quote #4358:
<Banana> I seem to be lacking in yellow.
%
Quote #4359:
<Robo> lol
<Silver> Ok, who replaced Robo with a lol-bot?
<Robo> :(
%
Quote #4360:
<AlsoPlanarPlatypus> ;;;this key;boqr;;d;;;;; ;;;is;; ;;;;;;;;;;r;;a;n;;d;o;m;;;l;;;y;; ;;s;;;;;p;a;;m;;m;i;;ng
%
Quote #4361:
<icStatic> zx64, best bet would be to give it to Zephran who can pass it on
<zx64> Ok
<Silver> icStatic, assuming he doesn't spend it on hardware first...
%
Quote #4362:
<Blood_God> time to go and prove just how little I actually know.
%
Quote #4363:
<Mendoza> Brad Pitt wasn't in the Illiad
<Jingles> he so was
%
Quote #4364:
<NeXuS7> hmm classy ut nickname i've just thought of  He'llbendover
%
Quote #4365:
<NeXuS7> i'm not sue yet loading now
%
Quote #4366:
<Mendoza> zx64: last time i checked i wasn't involved in the production of Harry Potter movies
<Mendoza> even though i have a scar on my forehead
<Jingles> and was taken away at the age of 11 by a large hairy man
<Mendoza> you're not that hairy Jingly
%
Quote #4367:
<murphybob> and yet i wish more pushy 39 year olds would get into my bed
%
Quote #4369:
<NeXuS7> what's that?... can it be??... a normal sleep pattern??!?!??! NOOOOOO
%
Quote #4370:
<NightCrawler> Yah, I have to boot twice to get full speed though (First to set the fans on, second to get into windows before it overheats)
%
Quote #4371:
<Robo> well, I'm not joining in. Though it could be fun to do an exam like a pirate.
%
Quote #4372:
<Draconas> what did you do to them bucko?
<Draconas> you didn't try to have them mate with your hair again did you?
%
Quote #4373:
<murphybob> finally my porn is being saved :)
<murphybob> i am so happy
%
Quote #4374:
<Silver> Warning: blah blah blah you suck blah blah blah. Line 36.
%
Quote #4375:
<Banana> Now if Nugent were here, that *would* have been quoted :)
%
Quote #4376:
<Sariel> Oh, they're innocent /now/, aren't they...
%
Quote #4377:
<Mendoza> i wouldn't want to be immortalized for a comment about the rabbit skinning prowess of force adepts
%
Quote #4379:
<PlanarPlatypus> I got XP to bluescreen while trying to load the fexing installer
%
Quote #4380:
<ficedula> You can never have too much hand dissolving acid.
%
Quote #4381:
<Banana> Woo yay, ph33r HoG mystery underwear :)
%
Quote #4382:
<Draconas> finally steam sucking is good
%
Quote #4383:
<murphybob> <RandomGuyOnUT>  where can you get the redeemer?
<murphybob> <murphybob>  Only in kenya!
<murphybob> <murphybob>  come to kenya we've got redeemers!
<murphybob> <RandomGuyOnUT>  huh?
%
Quote #4385:
<murphybob> i'm just getting sick pleasure from regex abuse right now...
%
Quote #4387:
<Blood_God> see, all it takes is a turnip to please murphybob...
%
Quote #4388:
<Mendoza> pasties have been clinically proven to suck
<Tsukasa> so thats whya pasties are so popular!
%
Quote #4391:
 * Woolfben wishes to beat Zephran to death with his RAID array
%
Quote #4392:
<Silver> bot, in 10s me slaps murphybob 
<Blood_God> !in 10s /me slaps murphybob
<murphybob> bot, in 10s me slaps Skumby
%
Quote #4393:
<murphybob> Robo!!!
<murphybob> is it on som!
<murphybob> err !->?
<murphybob> i was excited
%
Quote #4395:
<Draconas> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't :P
%
Quote #4396:
<Jingles> who needs an imagination when you've got a pc?
%
Quote #4397:
<DW> ding
<Banana> dong
<DrWatson> dot
<Banana> line
<Draconas> hmmm dinner
%
Quote #4398:
<Sariel> (I mean sure, PHP4's about as OOP as my left foot, but... /Eh/?)
%
Quote #4399:
<Nugent> Hmm, I seem to have set my character encoding to "WTF-16".
%
Quote #4400:
<Skumby> Is that all MFJ is to you? A walking pastie?
%
Quote #4401:
<bucko> A walking pastie /salesman/ maybe.
<bucko> I'd never actually eat MFJ.
%
Quote #4402:
<PlanarPlatypus> they stole my car radio
<PlanarPlatypus> my *Sony* car radio
<MFJ> omg
<MFJ> OMG
 * MFJ faints
%
Quote #4403:
<Skumby> He better not butcher my quote
%
Quote #4404:
<Robo> it's great for sticking jingly's in when he comes up to gaming :)
%
Quote #4405:
 * Skumby is close to a major replace everything time
%
Quote #4406:
<cinnetbey> What does s do there there is no s in "engineering"
%
Quote #4407:
<icStatic> Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Wake Up Wake Up Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Zephran Wake Up Wake Up Sleeeeeeeeep
%
Quote #4408:
<maUru> if i have 10 exams to take, and each exam averages about 2 hours and i have 19 days to study for them, and assuming i have no prior knowledge of the modules due to missing all lectures.....im fucked
%
Quote #4409:
<maUru> to be fair...the whole uni year could be 20 days and there would be little to no difference in the exam results
%
Quote #4410:
<Si1entDave> maUru, true. However, then we wouldn't have any time for the important things in life. Like beer. And Gaming. And LANs.
<Si1entDave> But most importantly, we wouldn't have time for beer and gaming and LANs.
%
Quote #4411:
<Dementia> Interesting. Windows managed to send 72k of 131k of my document to the printer without the printer cable being plugged in.
%
Quote #4412:
<Si1entDave> Do not anger the Biker Pope my son.
<Si1entDave> Or he will smite your ass.
%
Quote #4413:
<bucko> Why can't they make an anime series about smooth manifolds? Then I wouldn't have to read notes to revise.
<bucko> "Oooh, grassmanian! Not there! That's not a regular value!"
%
Quote #4414:
<Dementia> The federation obviously haven't yet invented the 'fuse'
%
Quote #4415:
<ficedula> Sounds like an artifact from Baldurs Gate - "bucko's everchanging facial topiary, +3 to resistance vs. hair"
%
Quote #4416:
<NightCrawler> Jingles: Unfortunaly I don't have a digital camera, but its not the width thats the problem, its the depth
%
Quote #4418:
<Nugent> "mount".
<Nugent> Sounds a bit like: "bum".
<Jingles> you suck
%
Quote #4419:
<Sariel> I came back to our house in earlsdon once to find my PC gone from under the desk, a clean patch in the dust and crumbs where my monitor used to stand, the bastard even took my keyboard and mouse.
<Sariel> Then I remembered I'd just left a LAN to come home for some sleep.
%
Quote #4420:
<bucko> I had a furry snake once.
<bucko> It wasn't real, though.
%
Quote #4423:
<NeXuS7> i'm waiting murphybob i'm also wearing the underwear you bought me you know the one with the frilly see-thru one
%
Quote #4424:
<bucko> And surely it wouldn't fit a man because girls have tiny asses?
%
Quote #4425:
<Crazy_Piglet> Zephran: Your parents are weak.  WEAK.  WEAK AS A WEAK THING IN A WEAK PLACE. Bastard.
%
Quote #4426:
<Nugent> !week
<Nugent> !commands
<Banana> That function is temporarily unavailable.
<Banana> That function is *also* temporarily unavailable Nugent.
%
Quote #4427:
<Crazy_Piglet> I am t3h drip! ph34r t3h wetness!
%
Quote #4428:
<bucko> It really bugs me that no-one can spell tentacle.
%
Quote #4429:
<Drac> damn you DrWatson get onto GMT!
<Banana> *BST
 * Drac slaps Banana
%
Quote #4430:
<Sariel> Is it a bad thing when I get timeouts connecting to the webserver on my local machine?
%
Quote #4432:
<Sadiq> Hmmm, i've not noticed it doing that when i've been playing with it.
%
Quote #4433:
<bucko> Poo: Facial or Faecal matter?
%
Quote #4434:
<Si1entDave> Crazy_Piglet, you are welcome to look at my Llama before getting your own.
%
Quote #4435:
<murphybob> use the windows version in wine? or the linux version in line? or winux, or lindows, or something....
%
Quote #4436:
<Crazy_Piglet> Now I can rape 8 hard disks at once! :D
%
Quote #4437:
<murphybob> you could get about 3 babies inside MFJ's case, and you wouldn't even have to mush them up.
%
Quote #4439:
<murphybob> Blood_God:  pr0n good.  gui enables pr0n, pr0n makes things gooey!
%
Quote #4440:
<Blood_God> Everyone knows the similarities between BMWs and vibrators
%
Quote #4441:
<Sariel> Yeah, it's just the bits that are missing in the more populous shot you don't notice 'cause they're too close to seams. Most notably the top of the guy's head under where the two top bits meet.
%
Quote #4442:
<DrWatson> Si1entDave: You have fried women?
%
Quote #4443:
<NeXuS7> hmm weird bounceyness
%
Quote #4444:
<Sariel> "Push to talk" and "Volume Activated" options are alternately known, respectively, as "Never says anything" and "Nothing but static"
%
Quote #4445:
<Sariel> Using teamspeak with someone who uses volume activation is like getting phone calls from stalkers with heavy breathing, except occasionally the stalker stops to have a conversation with someone you can't hear.
%
Quote #4446:
<Crazy_Piglet> I suck for one thing
%
Quote #4447:
 * Banana resists adjusting bucko with a stick :)
%
Quote #4448:
<Blood_God> i was about to say that its worrying that someone noone here has met has a karma higher than me... then i realised you'd met me.
%
Quote #4449:
<bucko> Why go to church when you can whore CompSoc karma? CompSoc karma: Your personal pathway to paradise.
%
Quote #4451:
<Blood_God> there's a cocksucker at westwood?
%
Quote #4452:
<DrWatson> Yay, we compsocced it!
%
Quote #4453:
 * Skumby exists!
%
Quote #4454:
<murphybob> wow, getting porno with googles strict safesearch turned on is actually quite hard
%
Quote #4455:
<maUru> i dreamt last night that i was sniping 1st years on top of rootes taking victim requests from the web via a webcam linkup, i have never slept so well
%
Quote #4456:
 * Skumby needs to know how to kill Satan
%
Quote #4457:
<murphybob> 300,000 yeas of of Nuclear Fallout Freshness (tm) and only 2 calories!
%
Quote #4458:
<icStatic> murphybob, to stop it doing that, turn of 'Zephran clock whoring protection' in the BIOS and untick 'Prevent Zephran from massively overclocking my system' in 'ACPI Computer' in Windows Device manager, and that should fix it
%
Quote #4460:
<Blood_God> WTF!?
<Blood_God> I turn the page and there's instructions on making Yorkshire Puddings?!
<Blood_God> This is Design of Information Systems
<Blood_God> not Cooking for Computer Scientists
%
Quote #4461:
<icStatic> dont hack me while im gone :P
<Blood_God> heh
<icStatic> erm, whos trying to vnc me?
%
Quote #4462:
<Sadiq> We mailed a 'special' parcel to a friend of mine.
<Sadiq> It was about the size of a shoebox and had "Susannah's SEX TOYS - "For those quiet nights in."" on the top and bottom.
<Sadiq> And had a contents list ont he side that said: "Contains: 1x Extra value pocket pleaser, 1x 25 pack Condoms (small)."
<Sadiq> And mailed it to him. (He lives on campus, of course).
<Sadiq> So he had to trek down to the post office to pick it up... of course, not having a clue what it was..
<Sadiq> And you know how they hold it infront of you, while you get some ID out and have to sign for it... whilst waiting at the front of the queue?
%
Quote #4463:
<Sadiq> I love trolling in real life.
%
Quote #4464:
<NightCrawler> Ops, I accidently left a sandwich on my laptops PSU...now one side is toasted :S
%
Quote #4465:
 * bucko kills GNOME.
%
Quote #4466:
<NightCrawler> Er...the exam isn't tomorrow?
%
Quote #4467:
<Blood_God> mebbe he was on about Mishima|phone - its almost like bananaphone, only with mish :P
%
Quote #4468:
 * Skumby sucks some more
%
Quote #4470:
<Draconas> I won't swallow anything that's been near Dave's head.
%
Quote #4471:
<murphybob> if i can't, i am going to heat up the pre-cooked chicken in the fridge....
<Nugent> Heating it up in the oven would be more conventional.
%
Quote #4474:
 * Nugent passes out from excessive bashing.
%
Quote #4475:
<DrWatson> And yes, I do have to put the day in my IRC timestamp.
%
Quote #4476:
<murphybob> er... i might have nodded off on the up key
%
Quote #4477:
<Banana> !french my arse
%
Quote #4478:
<Banana> <grr> I want to /use/ cvs not /serve/ cvs
%
Quote #4479:
 * Draconas nees t get newbattees for his wieless keyboard
%
Quote #4480:
<murphybob> yup, 12cm diameter
%
Quote #4481:
<Banana> maUru`, Schtop! Its not ready let! We'll only let you read it, when its ready :)
%
Quote #4482:
<murphybob> i want someones balls too
%
Quote #4483:
<Jingles> 'Got Quotes?'
%
Quote #4484:
<Alpocalypse> if you say hello once more JinglyBOT i am going to kick your teeth in
%
Quote #4485:
<Alpocalypse> yey i am going down
%
Quote #4486:
<Nugent> Argh, I 13-yr-olded myself.
%
Quote #4487:
<Can> could you please be afraid of me
%
Quote #4488:
 * Blood_God goes and quickly downloads some warez so as to regain spelling skills
%
Quote #4489:
<Sadiq> "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
%
Quote #4491:
<Alpocalypse> Janet? it should be called Sharron
%
Quote #4493:
<Blood_God> I look away for /30 seconds/, and bucko moves onto talking of raping a brown bear!
%
Quote #4494:
<Blood_God> but as soon as i hit winkey+r... my mind goes blank
%
Quote #4495:
<Silver> bot, go get Banana for me, would you?
 * Skumby watches as it grows legs and wanders off
<Blood_God> heh
 * Blood_God watches as it returns with some fruit
<Banana> has joined #compsoc
%
Quote #4496:
<Sadiq> Draconas: Yea, why hang around on IRC picking up little children, when you can dedicate an entire website to it?
%
Quote #4497:
<Sariel> Hang on... 'homosexuality' and 'bestiality' /don't/ start with the same letter...
%
Quote #4498:
<Blood_God> bobdamnit, i'm running out of space to store the empty cans... how am i supposed to get pissed the night before an exam if i've got nowhere to put the empties
%
Quote #4499:
<Mendoza> crush them! crush them into oblivion! or at least to a quite small size
%
Quote #4500:
<Sariel> I was going to swear loudly at the rest of you, but I ran out of rude names. Damn.
%
Quote #4501:
<Sadiq> Spooner?
%
Quote #4502:
<Sadiq> Can I maintain the Goatse mirror?
%
Quote #4503:
 * Skumby didn't get too many marks on the merge sort question
<Skumby> question: Whats a merge sort?
<Skumby> me: Umm... What's a merge sort?
%
Quote #4504:
 * DrWatson rings his bananaphone!
%
Quote #4505:
<Skumby> !flipacoin will I die today? 
<JinglyBOT> Skumby: Answer to "will I die today?" is no. 
<Skumby> Safe! 
<Skumby> Mmm. 
<Skumby> !flipacoin will I be maimed today? 
<JinglyBOT> Skumby: Answer to "will I be maimed today?" is no. 
<Skumby> Woo!
%
Quote #4506:
<bucko> You'd expect, given the nature of CompSoc, that there'd be more quotes containing the word "maim," wouldn't you?
%
Quote #4507:
<Skumby> There's a crowd of people standing around the dyson stroking it
<Skumby> This place is wierd
%
Quote #4508:
<Skumby> I got the impression that he didn't like me much
<Jingles> maybe you made the mistake of not laughing at his jokes
<Skumby> There were jokes?
%
Quote #4509:
<murphybob> holy shit.  this Kick stuff tastes like all the sugar in barbados just shat in my mouth.
%
Quote #4510:
<Philippa> hrmm, talking of functional programming, I just grokked the categorical definition of monads
<Philippa> took a while...
<Philippa> mostly because I hadn't learnt any real category theory
<zx64> You know most people think of something else when you say "I've just grokked monads"
%
Quote #4511:
<Philippa> oh, I'll mock your gonads too if you want
<Robo> possibly.
%
Quote #4512:
<zx64> "FUCKING EAT IT YOU MUMLESS CUNTS"
%
Quote #4513:
<Sariel> sacry.
<Sariel> *Scary
<zx64> Both.
%
Quote #4514:
<Sadiq> bucko: Can we have a !sex command?
%
Quote #4515:
<bucko> Previewing posts is for other people. I like to take risks, and live on the fast lane.
%
Quote #4516:
<NeXuS7> "now with 50% more l33tness!"
%
Quote #4517:
<murphybob> omg, before I go to bed this will amuse you all:  (from Nexus on teamspeak) "Oh my god, I have just done the most stupid thing.... errr, there is yoghurt pretty much everywhere, ok I have to go - this needs sorting out right now... (in a panicked tone) bye... <click>"
%
Quote #4518:
<mb> why won't you let me sleep god?!
%
Quote #4519:
<murphybob> my eyes are open 
<murphybob> but my brain isn't
%
Quote #4520:
<Silver> Unless you /want/ to hack on Bugzilla properly, I'd not bother with mod_perl. :)
%
Quote #4521:
<murphybob> i can't even click on the shitty little icons my hand or eyes or something is shaking
%
Quote #4522:
<Crazy_Piglet> Kill them all.
<Silver> That's the spirit!
%
Quote #4524:
<Nugent> !getgoat /horny/
%
Quote #4525:
<Nugent> you know it always feels tight 
%
Quote #4526:
<robo> have I finally defeated the evil motherboard
%
Quote #4528:
<MFJ> What a good excuse to set fire to your nvidia card :)
%
Quote #4529:
<murphybob> NeXuS7 are you homo yet?
%
Quote #4531:
<murphybob> does anyone ever stop to ask themselves if they may have a quote problem?  perhaps we should start #quoteaholics-anonymous
%
Quote #4532:
<bucko> Sariel: Well, I need to be able to draw nekkid people if I'm ever going to be a professional hentai artist.
%
Quote #4533:
<Silver> Going out is not 'my thing'.
%
Quote #4534:
<maUru> mine is just a couple inches in diameter
%
Quote #4535:
<maUru> no, drunk is the way to program
%
Quote #4536:
<Sadiq> Oh dear. You mean you were arguing against Java without knowing what inheritance was?
%
Quote #4537:
 * Sadiq remotes the 15khz Sine wave from his XMMS list. THAT HURT.
%
Quote #4538:
<Sadiq> I'm not trolling!
%
Quote #4539:
<Sadiq> Si1entDave: You mean like buggering young boys?
<PlanarPlatypus> Sadiq: if thats what turns you on then yes
%
Quote #4540:
<Nugent> Do not feed the quote machine?
%
Quote #4541:
 * PlanarPlatypus raises his eyebrows, 3 girls in 5 months doesn't sound like avoiding them
%
Quote #4542:
<Sadiq> ahh, yes.. I did A-Levels at an all boy's school.. everything's gay.
%
Quote #4543:
<Crazy_Piglet> Can: Make that day today.  Do something special.  Kill a man.
%
Quote #4544:
<Sariel> "Their panties are most definately there. They're quite visible when I pull their legs off, for instance. " - Bucko
%
Quote #4545:
<lionfish> ...spent a happy hour rubbing it in...
%
Quote #4546:
<bucko> Sariel: Stop being awkward or I'll knife you in the eye.
%
Quote #4547:
 * Draconas must see that sar gets his way more often
%
Quote #4548:
<Alpocalypse> Drunken idiots everywhere; praise keyboard shortcuts
%
Quote #4549:
<Sariel> Jingles is, therefore he rocks.
%
Quote #4550:
<Banana> I know what the problem is silver
<Silver> You suck?
<Skumby> before
<Banana> I can't remember
%
Quote #4551:
<Mendoza> and half a million dollars for Halle Berry to show her tits was clearly a sound inverstment
%
Quote #4552:
<Mendoza> all the best people do a 3 year course and get a 2:2
%
Quote #4553:
<Mendoza> Nugent: you're not going to come to the lan wearing a cloak and wielding a sword are you?
<Sariel> now /there's/ an idea...
%
Quote #4554:
<Mendoza> Sar: but as Mendoza i am supreme cloakmaster.
%
Quote #4555:
<Can> i really want to make a deal with the department next year, like this one: they give me the 40, and i let them free of the hassle of marking my papers...
%
Quote #4556:
<Sariel> This was pre-LotR, of course, back then not all elves were prettyboys.
%
Quote #4557:
<bucko> Why the fuck is that in my ~?
<Sariel> Speak of the devil...
<Sariel> I have no idea, bucko, it's /your/ ~.
%
Quote #4560:
<bucko> Sadiq: I sit on my head.
<Sadiq> That could explain alot.
%
Quote #4561:
<Banana> Oh bugger, I've just blown up the queen :)
%
Quote #4562:
<Banana> Tell me what you're thinking Silver :)
%
Quote #4563:
<Silver> Oh for the love of FUCKING MONKIES.
%
Quote #4564:
<DrWatson> PlanarPlatypus, you look like Si1entDave
%
Quote #4565:
<icStallingRevision> can, you SUCK at quoting :P maybe not as bad as me, but you SUCK! :P
%
Quote #4567:
<icStallingRevision> Nugent, you seem to have a habit of doing stuff like that, quote first, think second
%
Quote #4568:
<icStatic> Nugent, you seem to have a habit of doing stuff like that, quote first, think second.
%
Quote #4569:
<can> here is the man, Sariel will ligthen up the channel
%
Quote #4570:
<Sariel> I keep trying to think Leonardo diCaprio is a lousy actor, and the bitch keeps proving me wrong. :/
%
Quote #4571:
<Satan> you guys are weird
%
Quote #4572:
<Sariel> Sorry, it had to be done.
%
Quote #4573:
<Satan> id prefer just to burn people alive and skewer them
%
Quote #4574:
<Nugent> <cmb> INCREASE YOUR BAN SPECIFICITY BY 200%!!!!!!
%
Quote #4575:
 * Nugent slaps cmb.
<Nugent> For being Euan.
<Nugent> Unnecessarily.
%
Quote #4576:
<icStatic> and CP, since when have u been known as "King of Bacon?"
%
Quote #4577:
<icStatic> i mean, if people cant have real sex, do they really need a bot to give it to them? :P
%
Quote #4578:
<Mendoza> does the bot give good head?
%
Quote #4580:
<zx64> "Will kick dicks for provocation" ?
%
Quote #4581:
<Elentari> I'm a minx, so sue me!
%
Quote #4582:
<Jingles> then second I'd empower euan with the skills of reading
%
Quote #4583:
<bucko> "Peer to peer systems have made sharing your penis with other internet users easy. Join now and you two could borrow licensed length from other internet users"
%
Quote #4584:
<Blood_God> ah phew, the cops have gone, my warez is safe.
%
Quote #4585:
<Nugent> You'd check yourself? For what?
<murphybob> crabs
%
Quote #4586:
<Robo> happy yet mb ?!
<Skumby> Waaaaay too sticky
%
Quote #4587:
<Skumby> The only looming event in my life now is my death
%
Quote #4588:
<Silver> I don't know whether to quote that or decriment your karma for it.
%
Quote #4589:
 * Draconas follows the trail of smoke towards his dinner
%
Quote #4590:
<Sariel> I blame modern devil-music.
%
Quote #4591:
<DrWatson> Is one of their engineers perhaps making sweet love to their proxy servers or something?#
<bucko> But there seems to be some sort of, you know, storyline, going on.
<Silver> DrWatson, that is not the sort of image I wanted at 1:30am.
<Si1entDave> Mmmm, router-pr0n.
%
Quote #4592:
 * Skumby hands robo a mouth
%
Quote #4593:
<Sariel> Y'know, assuming you go about buying three-foot vases on eBay.
<Sariel> It's probably a safe assumption.
%
Quote #4594:
<Crazy_Piglet> I think I've discovered a positive correlation between time spent revising a WBS module and the decline of my will to live...
%
Quote #4595:
<murphybob> tbh i would rather snuggle up to Si1entDave, but alas - that won't get me 40%
%
Quote #4596:
<Spark> caffeine removes the tiredness, but not the inability to do work
<Spark> it should be called zombine
%
Quote #4597:
<bucko> I'll only abuse you if you have proper grammar.
%
Quote #4598:
 * Blood_God shits exams muchly
%
Quote #4599:
<Skumby> Are you dead, robo?
<Skumby> Rigor Mortis over the y key then enter if you are
%
Quote #4600:
<bucko> I'm not suggesting we shouldn't declare war on the US.
%
Quote #4601:
<bucko> I'm proposing communism, you nincompoop.
%
Quote #4602:
<Blood_God> 4 1/4 pounders as i'm a fat git and eat a lot
%
Quote #4603:
<Si1entDave> If it had had more half-naked hot women, it would have been a complete geek-pr0n package.
%
Quote #4604:
<Zephran> MFJ, mind if i try something with your computer next lan?
<Blood_God> lol Zephran.
<MFJ> depends on what it is
%
Quote #4605:
<zx64> British Summer Time makes pulling an all-nighter too easy.
%
Quote #4606:
<murphybob> Generally, being violated is fun.
%
Quote #4607:
<Yertle> b5r8ill8iant, m7y ke7yboa5rd 8is putt8ing 5random numbe5rs 8in eve5rt7ywhe5rte
%
Quote #4608:
<Yertle> 8ierts giertrt8ieng wo5rtsie¬!
%
Quote #4609:
<Mendoza> oh, regex debates. and they said #compsoc couldn't get any better
%
Quote #4610:
<Silver> It would appear so, my yellow bent friend.
%
Quote #4611:
<Zephran> Well, you're here now - you can walk.
<MFJ> I'd rather die.
%
Quote #4612:
<Sariel> Oooh... Play.com are trying to sell me a PAL release of Disgaea...
<Sariel> My life is complete...
%
Quote #4613:
 * Silver wonders what tempurature he melts at
%
Quote #4614:
<Banana> Unix on a RISC. Hmmm
<Silver> That'll play /all/ the latest games...
%
Quote #4615:
<bucko> I have pigtails. :)
%
Quote #4616:
<DrWatson> bucko, your hair looks like one of the cable bundles inside my computer
%
Quote #4617:
<ficedula> Anyway, now I have successfully not blown up my PC, I shall eat.
%
Quote #4619:
<Nugent> Si1entDave *is* an IRC trojan.
%
Quote #4620:
 * Banana goes to 0wn some more fruit
%
Quote #4622:
<murphybob> much -- ing today.  lots of grumpy hot people.
%
Quote #4623:
<Nugent> Grout is such a cool word.
%
Quote #4624:
<Banana> I had it oscillating my full length :)
<Skumby> I had mine transfixed on my head and upper torso
%
Quote #4626:
<Crazy_Piglet> Insomnia? Downtime? Today? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
%
Quote #4627:
<zx64> !tell murphybob your mum
<murphybob> !tell zx64 and i did what to deserve that? ;)
<zx64> !tell murphybob your mum
%
Quote #4628:
<icStatic> 227g of pure heaven
%
Quote #4629:
<icStatic> now ive just gotta iron out the /other/ bugs :)
%
Quote #4630:
<Nugent> What more could anyone want?
<murphybob> b33r, warcraft and hoes... no i can't think of anything else
%
Quote #4631:
<icStatic> yup, im definitely still away with the fairies, i just slapped hair gel on my face
%
Quote #4632:
<Robo> ah. So thats why my pc was crashing.
<icStatic> Robo, you found a finger print of zephrans on it?
%
Quote #4633:
<murphybob> looks like? oh i always assumed drac /was/ a convict and we all just politely didn't mention it.
%
Quote #4634:
<icStatic> oh, and for the love of all that is holy, dont enable the telnet server
%
Quote #4635:
<Sariel> What?
<Sariel> Why shouldn't I have a job?
<Sariel> It's not like I'm Silver or anything...
%
Quote #4636:
<murphybob> well i don't know. I find it really hard to mentally picture compsoc people fitting into normal society.  sorry :)
%
Quote #4637:
 * Toaster had to giftwrap his *soul* when he sold it to Fade
%
Quote #4638:
<mb> i love tesco
%
Quote #4640:
<maUru> heh, you said erectus
%
Quote #4641:
<DrWatson> OK, you know it's bad when it's quicker to browse the web using remote desktop over a 512K line than it is to load internet explorer locally on *this* computer
%
Quote #4642:
<murphybob> thats why it turns be on you kinky bot
%
Quote #4644:
<Skumby> What's your current problem?
<Blood_God> morning.
%
Quote #4645:
<bucko> JinglyBOT: You, a mere BOT, cannot defeat me!
%
Quote #4647:
<Nugent> Ah, murphybob. Always thrust him to say something amusing...
<Nugent> Err, trust.
<Nugent> trust him
%
Quote #4648:
<Crazy_Piglet> Nugent, bucko: Could you two finish the bot gang bang in #bots or something? :\
%
Quote #4649:
<Elentari> I got Linux on my box.
%
Quote #4650:
<icStatic> anybody else not here?
<SchroedingersZat> You'll find I'm both here *and* not here
<icStatic> and the only way to found out is to kill you? :P
<icStatic> well thats a new one
 * Skumby chuckles
<SchroedingersZat> You can try :)
%
Quote #4652:
 * ficedula points and laughs
<ficedula> since I haven't done it in a few days.
%
Quote #4653:
<murphybob> someone better lol at that, else i am going to feel like a pervert.  and not in a good way.
%
Quote #4654:
<MMMFJ> I love you MFJ
%
Quote #4655:
<PlanarPlatypus> fuck it fuck it all to hell and back
<PlanarPlatypus> with addred goaastsie fucking
%
Quote #4656:
<Crazy_Piglet> GRR! Some fat fuck has stolen all my chocolate digestives from the fridge!
%
Quote #4657:
 * icStatic is being invaded in 30 mins by his dad and grandparents...
%
Quote #4659:
<maUru> on a side note, i topped my caffeine record yesterday, 12 pro plus, 5 red bull and 3 cans of coke in 7 hours, my blood pressure was so high that some superficial scratches started bleeding by themselves
%
Quote #4660:
<bucko> I like jesuswanking.
%
Quote #4662:
<murphybob> back on an actual kbd nwo
<murphybob> now
<murphybob> still can't typ
<murphybob> e
%
Quote #4663:
<Banana> Wow... that means... no... surely not... all HoG are up *before* lunch??!!
%
Quote #4664:
<Draconas> !remember Yertle: Yertle is MFJ's GF
<Yertle> :D i have entered Jinglybot's vocab!
%
Quote #4665:
<Si1entDave> Drac!
<Si1entDave> Kill the nuns!
<Draconas> wow yay!
<Si1entDave> They want to take over the world!
%
Quote #4667:
<Philippa> and being willing and able to celebrate your genitals is also a good thing
%
Quote #4668:
<maUru> im proud of my genitals
<Philippa> yeah, they're not supposed to be on your head though
%
Quote #4669:
<murphybob> i like #compsoc, it has the full repatoire all the way from banal conversation, to serious in depth intelligent discussion, via completely random crap.
%
Quote #4670:
<bucko> Hah, love.
<bucko> That's a good one.
%
Quote #4672:
<bucko> Nutsys PC: For the Nuttiest PC experience!
%
Quote #4673:
<robo> he wants game hostage, as you're at the end of my tunnel
%
Quote #4674:
<robo> and I can prove I never said that too :D
<murphybob> i can prove you did
<murphybob> i will set drac on you til you admit
%
Quote #4675:
<robo> 'I gave up hooking to become a drug runner for drac'
%
Quote #4676:
<zx64> Allnighters are much easier during the summer.
%
Quote #4677:
<Banana> We love you too :P
<Silver> Not yet.
%
Quote #4678:
 * Zephran suggests using internet explorer
 * Sariel suggests going and fucking yourself
%
Quote #4679:
<Crazy_Piglet> Remind me again why murder is a crime.  Alas, such is life. :-P
%
Quote #4680:
<maUru> so pointers point to stuff
<maUru> incredible
%
Quote #4681:
<Si1entDave> It's spooky. Tov goes down, Silver wakes up. Almost like they have some sort of, 'connection'......
%
Quote #4682:
 * DrWatson closes his web browser before his wrist gets too sore
%
Quote #4683:
<Draconas> DrWatson won't be the worst thing i have done with my life
%
Quote #4684:
<icStatic> I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.
<icStatic> If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
%
Quote #4685:
<Sariel> And yes. 'Centrino' is silly but 'Sempron' makes me think of sanitary towels.
%
Quote #4686:
<Sariel> I don't suppose anyone has a high enough contrast display to get code reflected off of Euan's glasses?
%
Quote #4687:
<murphybob> and have cmb dressed as a penguin
%
Quote #4688:
<Silver> There's a shitload of that dar-star crap coming in here.
%
Quote #4689:
<icStatic> "Toilet paper. Toilet paper. MM ok, toilet paper. Toilet paper. Now you be careful with this chewing gum children. Toilet paper. Toilet paper."
%
Quote #4690:
<Banana> And zx64 is attempting to wax my legs with duct-tape...
%
Quote #4691:
<MFJ> god damn, i need a Sony key on this keyboard i type it so much
%
Quote #4692:
<MFJ> mmm: Job = disposable income = more Sony products
%
Quote #4693:
<MFJ> Robo doesnt do Shiny
<MFJ> He does black and quiet
<robo> and fast!
<MFJ> Apart from the car ;)
<robo> lol
<Dementia> Hey i do black and quiet too :)
<robo> thats green, noisy and slow
%
Quote #4694:
<icStatic> FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!! 3k a second is NOT LAN speeds!
<Crazy_Piglet> lol
<Banana> It is if theres several hundred of you all trying to grab the last fragments of pron from duefo before you have to go home :)
%
Quote #4695:
<bucko> gl & hf always me thing "GF and HL". And girlfriends and Half-Life have nothing to do with exams, except in making you fail them.
%
Quote #4696:
<Crazy_Piglet> you mean sheepies /isn't/ the plural of sheep!?
%
Quote #4698:
 * Yertle has a disturbing image of MFJ wearing a horse's bit
%
Quote #4699:
 * Silver plays with Si1entDave's emote
%
Quote #4700:
<icStatic> i mean, its not that im not /interested/ in breasts, i just like to have them in front of me, instead of just talking about them. as a subject, theyre really quite lame
%
Quote #4702:
<Yertle> i guess it was a little silly of me asking #compsoc for an explanation of what is going on in my house!
%
Quote #4703:
<bucko> Oh, lag seems to be gone.
<Draconas> it was sent to the paintball mailing list
%
Quote #4704:
<icStatic> can you poke me on irc before the meeting then
<icStatic> or, failing that, do you have my mob number?
<Sariel> Is that how many people you have /in/ your mob, or do they get ticketed and licensed out these days?
%
Quote #4705:
<murphybob> hey, i just realised, that spells MF Jism
%
Quote #4706:
<Sariel> You could try /talking/ to people, you know -  face to face - and just /pretend/ it's IRC. 
<Sariel> It's a poor approximation, I know, but needs must and all that...
%
Quote #4707:
<maUru> its 4 hours before the exam i have just learnt one thing in 2 hours, and there are about 50 things to learn, so i guess i wont be here next year, so i want to take this opportunity to tell you guys that well....i hate you guys, so very very much
%
Quote #4708:
<maUru> i would never ever quote bait, and if im lying may god strike me right here where i stand
%
Quote #4709:
<icStatic> no i suck more than it is possible to suck at sucking
%
Quote #4711:
<SilentDave> DrWatson: True enough, unless you start running cvs suid. And I'd rather not do that...
<DrWatson> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 * DrWatson shudders at the thought
 * DrWatson whispers "Voldemort", just to see which of those two things sounds more sinister
<DrWatson> Nah, its the CVS thing
%
Quote #4712:
<SilentDave> I wouldn't mind meeting murphybob's mother. It could be enlightening.
%
Quote #4713:
<Tsukasa> me likes buns
%
Quote #4714:
<Blood_God> long time no goatse
%
Quote #4715:
<Woolfben> lol - my arse may never be the same again F-SH
%
Quote #4716:
<robo> I've changed the clock speed of my cpu enough that norton needs re-activating
%
Quote #4717:
 * robo leaves his pc alone in case it gets angry again
%
Quote #4718:
<NeXuS7> drac if you want a life i'll pick you up around then as well
%
Quote #4719:
<Sariel> I'm not trying to depress you, I'm just flaunting my relatively vast reserves of cash.
%
Quote #4720:
<bucko_> UTF nicknames?
<Banana> WTF nicknames more like :)
%
Quote #4721:
<> Banana, that's my old nick.
<> Banana, you want the new one, ����.
%
Quote #4722:
<Banana> You aint gonna fit compsoc and its dog - socks - in your room :)
<icStatic> and if you have a big golfing umbrella, bring it
<Jingles> Banana, that's no way to talk about bucko
%
Quote #4723:
<Tsukasa> icStatic: I know, but i rarely say anyhting quoteable
%
Quote #4724:
<Tsukasa> rain is fun, especaiily on a runaway mine train
%
Quote #4725:
<Silver> Have fun at the BBQ people.
<Silver> Try to get any footballs /into/ the lake.
%
Quote #4726:
<Crazy_Piglet> hmm, I wonder what happens if I stick my finger on the motherboard...
%
Quote #4727:
<icStatic> heh theres a bit in this video where MFJ goes "Beard" and Zephran goes "LAME" immediately after it
<Zephran> no
<Tsukasa> lame beard?
<Crazy_Piglet> blame!
%
Quote #4728:
<Morlark> Holy crap. I've just realised that I went for 48 hours without meals, by accident.
%
Quote #4729:
<Morlark> Haha, now you see why I didn't mention that time I got locked out when I went to answer the door. Wouldn't that have been an embarrasing first quote?
%
Quote #4731:
<Blood_God> quick, wheel out NeXuS7, he's "normal"
%
Quote #4732:
 * Toaster doesn't mind clampage as long as he's not the only one receiving it
%
Quote #4733:
<Mishima> child porn on campus? sweet!
%
Quote #4734:
<Mishima> Don't diss the perineum!
%
Quote #4735:
<Si1entDave> You should of heard some of the things I did to his sister.
%
Quote #4736:
<Si1entDave> Well I wondered if you were going to randomly spurt all over me.
%
Quote #4737:
<maUru> http://xxx.aquasmack.com/porntitles.php?s=A
<maUru> oh, not work safe
%
Quote #4738:
<Nugent> Her life was in danger. But more important, so were her boobs.
%
Quote #4739:
<Elentari> wish me luck!
<Blood_God> good luck.
<Nugent> Good lick... er... luck.
<Nugent> Sorry, fingers slipped.
%
Quote #4740:
<Silver> Alive and w/ ADSL.
<Silver> So I'm happy. :)
%
Quote #4741:
<Silver> We all suck! Yay!
%
Quote #4742:
<robo> Jingles is so very very l33t and I am so lame :/
%
Quote #4743:
<robo> zx, you're nearly a man. come gimmie some lovin
%
Quote #4744:
 * robo is a fool for leaving his computer unlocked
%
Quote #4745:
<NeXuS7> i like men too
%
Quote #4746:
<NeXuS7> what am i thinking leaving my computer unlocked?
%
Quote #4747:
<NeXuS7> goddamn i'm a fool
%
Quote #4748:
<robo> i suck cock
%
Quote #4750:
<Banana> Have you never had the urge to append Alice in Wonderland to your MBR?
%
Quote #4751:
<Sariel> Ooooh... the pink thing is moving again!
%
Quote #4752:
<robo__> i love men oh yes i do
<robo__> especially drac
<robo__> we're going to have children together
 * cmb suspects robo__'s pants are so baggy as to be viewable from orbit
%
Quote #4753:
<icStatic> ebuyer-- now I'm left using my sisters 'Mr Happy' mouse :@
%
Quote #4754:
<zx64> Patches, Patches, Patches, Patches, Patches, Patches, REBOOT!  REBOOT!
%
Quote #4755:
<Skumby> a spinning top with a huge chunk cut out of the side is more stable than Zephran's PC
%
Quote #4756:
<NeXuS7> artilliary h4x my arse!
%
Quote #4757:
<ficedula> "The Board of Examiners recommended the above candidate be forced to commit ritual suicide in front of the new students, as an example to them all."
%
Quote #4759:
 * Blood_God /really/ needs to get around to fixing the problem whereby his awaylog logs messages containing "tubgirl"
%
Quote #4760:
<murphybob> !stopquotebaitingyouquotewhore :)
%
Quote #4761:
<NeXuS7> i think i'm going to find this guy online and repeatedly rape him until he gives up and resigns his username
%
Quote #4762:
 * Zephran runs disk cleanup on laptop.... 106077kb of temporary internet files... oops
%
Quote #4763:
 * Banana wonders what he was smoking last night
<Blood_God> kippers?
%
Quote #4764:
<Si1entDave> Don't worry Pete, I'm not going to piss on it, I might electrocute my cock.
%
Quote #4765:
<Silver> Damnit, I just tried to tab-complete iTunes to -- it. :)
%
Quote #4766:
<murphybob> windows would never be lame.  never.
%
Quote #4767:
<Sadiq> I need to quotebait more.
%
Quote #4768:
<maUru> someone incredible happened last night; i was watching some late 2am porn on tv and...it was actually a good movie, it had an actual story line (no 'im here to install the kabel'), a complex plot, and the actors could act, and the music was atmospheric and relevant........THEY HAVE RUINED PORN!
%
Quote #4769:
<cmb> <random_person> *expectant look* <cmb> *blank look* <random_person> *continued expectant look*... [random_person is now known as driving_instructor] <cmb> ah. gimme a moment...
%
Quote #4770:
<Blood_God> its perl :P
<Silver> You'll be fine then.
<Silver> It can make your tea in a regexp.
%
Quote #4771:
<Draconas> ph33r the power of the bot op!
%
Quote #4772:
 * Blood_God notices a jaffa.cake file in his My Documents folder and goes "wtf?!"
%
Quote #4774:
<Tsukasa> hang on a minute.... IM BLIND!!!!!
%
Quote #4775:
<Sadiq> BST
<MFJ> Beard Standard Time
%
Quote #4776:
<mishima> Bad signs no. 56: Finding that you're actually getting used to using a console-based irc client
<PlanarPlatypus> lol
<PlanarPlatypus> look at cmb
<PlanarPlatypus> he turned out ok
<PlanarPlatypus> erm
%
Quote #4777:
<PlanarPlatypus> what /is/ it with you people and felching?
%
Quote #4778:
<Silver> Ok, sneezing when you've got a nosebleed is /not/ good.
%
Quote #4779:
 * zx64 types by smell.
%
Quote #4780:
<Sariel> IRC is a rare social phenomenon in the bleak sea of isolation that is the life of a computer geek.
%
Quote #4781:
<Sariel> People who can't even get the 'C' bit in 'IRC' right can't be far from completely alone.
%
Quote #4782:
<Can> i would like to express my joy of seeing my laptop's "hand putting places" being worn off by excessive use (just like cmb's)
%
Quote #4783:
<Draconas> you know guys there are more things in life than SETI
<zx64> Draconas: Yeah, but that's because there isn't Porn@HOME yet.
%
Quote #4784:
<icStatic> im sure there was a "im sure every line with porn or goatse in it gets quoted" quote
%
Quote #4785:
<Silver> Ooo, mail from 3 Jan 1980.
<Silver> Aww, it's only spam.
%
Quote #4786:
<Sariel> $129? That's, like £2.50!
%
Quote #4787:
<Silver> Only bucko may be entirely non-leet and then claim to be leet.
%
Quote #4788:
 * Silver kills Banana
<Silver> Sorry, I'm in a "must find displacement activities" mood.
%
Quote #4789:
<Sadiq> Only just topping the Poof by Making Terms Disappear When Turning The Page I used in Telecomms.
%
Quote #4790:
<Skumby> # and they called it puppy..# NO! BAD BRAIN!
%
Quote #4791:
<Sadiq> "She's yukky" (translates to "I like her alot but i've got this odd feeling in my pants whenever I think about her, thus she is yukky")
%
Quote #4792:
<Sadiq> Given, part of the interest in them was that at any moment they might go blue and fall over.. but that's beside the point.
%
Quote #4793:
<murphybob> i enter, i read back a few lines, and my brain goes 'WTF?!', ah - this must be #compsoc!
%
Quote #4794:
<Silver> You need to put go-faster stripes on your router.
%
Quote #4795:
<Silver> "child pr0n"
<Banana> Orrrrrrrrrrrr not...
<Silver> Sorry, that was murphybob's line.
<Banana> Ah, yes, I remember
%
Quote #4796:
<Tsukasa> damnit, how obvious do I have to be to get quoted
%
Quote #4797:
<Tsukasa> i just wanted the bit about "child pr0n"
%
Quote #4798:
<icStatic> U-U-U-U-ultra lame
%
Quote #4799:
 * icStatic wonders what to do with himself
<Sariel> Suicide.
<icStatic> that wasnt what i had in mind
<Sariel> It's the only remaining option.
<Blood_God> yeah, i meant two and not one :P
<Blood_God> icStatic: cake or death
<Sariel> Death! Death!
<icStatic> no thanks, i have stuff to live for
%
Quote #4800:
<Sariel> I'm just drawing conclusions from what I know of plastics and what I know of underwear.
%
Quote #4801:
<mithrilbob> me?
<mithrilbob> dressed as a schoolgirl?
%
Quote #4803:
<DrWatson> NTL's not available in this street.
<Banana> Yay!
%
Quote #4804:
<DrWatson> I must point out, though: If I'd written them, then they wouldn't be broken. Honest.
%
Quote #4805:
<bucko> I'll send Cambridge a nasty email. "You rejected me, and I'm in the top 10 of the second best for maths in the UK. So there!"
%
Quote #4806:
<Silver> Banana, :)
<Silver> That's not the point.
<Banana> You mean you want to be buggered by me??
<Silver> UH...
 * Silver runs
%
Quote #4807:
<icStatic> hmm i sm to hav nackrd my 3 <-- non l33t ky
%
Quote #4808:
<Yertle> i got a choc ice yesterday, and an iced lolly and a lollypop today so im happy :)
%
Quote #4809:
<Skumby> There's nothing wrong with being bribed with sugar
%
Quote #4810:
<Skumby> Mmm.. Dad's just got a new photocopier
<Sadiq> Ass photocopying time!!
<Skumby> The manual would make a MS flight sim manual look like a bit of light reading
%
Quote #4811:
<icStatic> mmm gorgeous sunset
 * Sadiq refuses to make macho comments.
%
Quote #4812:
<Woolfben> Who doesn't have the book, "Build your own H-bomb out of household items in 10 easy steps!"
%
Quote #4813:
<Woolfben> hehe-  nice power source, or evil weapon of mass destruction - and you KNOW which mankind will make it into
%
Quote #4814:
<Woolfben> mmmm black suited agents....
%
Quote #4815:
<Skumby> been there, done that, gave it to robo..
%
Quote #4816:
<murphybob> Sadiq, what about if you end your CV with 'Oh and I know how to code PHP as well, which may be handy because I ran over a kiddy with a PHP t-shirt in your car park'
<murphybob> hi DW
<NeXuS7> you wouldn't get hired simply cause you wrote your cv in the carpark
%
Quote #4817:
<icStatic> now all we need is !autobeard 5m
%
Quote #4818:
<icStatic> thats why i downloaded everything i might want to possibly watch on tv in the next 6 months when i was on campus... i even have sufficient news clips to never have to watch the news again either... thing is, replaying old clips is supprisingly accurate - "yet another outburst of terrorism in iraq", "no evidence of WMD may ever be found"
%
Quote #4819:
<RubyMurray> orange juice doesnt contain caffiene last time i lookked
%
Quote #4820:
<RubyMurray> you could at leaast quite me when i can type properly
%
Quote #4821:
<Woolfben> o the baggyness of my pants u cud fit three of me inside them
%
Quote #4822:
<Crazy_Piglet> I went out once and vowed not to go out again.
%
Quote #4823:
 * Draconas goes to find his typing hands and maybe the spelling cells in his brain
%
Quote #4824:
<icStatic> MeadowebChat.exe - 105 error(s), 0 warning(s) - WTF did I just DO?????
%
Quote #4825:
<zx64> You've gotta love the difference between nVidia and ATI: nVidia have the top thirty best 3D programmers in the world or so working on drivers, and ATI just has one guy working part time on the Linux ones.
%
Quote #4826:
<MFJ> Gosh, you should write a book, "What is behind me, by Skumby"
%
Quote #4827:
<MFJ> warcraft is making sexual advances towards NeXuS7
%
Quote #4828:
 * icSleep gives sleeping with his desktop turned on a go
%
Quote #4829:
<bucko> I just breifly believed that people had 12 fingers.
%
Quote #4830:
 * DrWatson supposes that now it's afternoon, clothes would be a good ide3a.
%
Quote #4832:
<zx64> Holy Flying Shitfuck!
%
Quote #4833:
 * bucko curses icStatic to a life in punctuuation school.
%
Quote #4834:
<icStatic> you may feel the urge to stab yourself with a pen, dont worry, in #compsoc, thats perfectly normal
%
Quote #4835:
<Blood_God> irony is somethink you does to make yer shirtz get rid of dem crease things
%
Quote #4836:
 * maUru notes never to search google for 'huge balls' with safe search off
%
Quote #4837:
<RubyMurray> i only went in there for a new case. But computing shops have this ability to make me part with my money
%
Quote #4838:
<Nugent> Ah, can always count on the bot when I think I've escaped the childporn.
%
Quote #4839:
<Blood_God> so we bodged it with some bus-ticket-damping h4x
%
Quote #4840:
<DrWatson> redbullisveryniceandihaventhadanyinagesbutireallylikethecaffieneandineedtogoandbuysomeredbull
%
Quote #4841:
<bucko> I just enfore good linguistic grammar, too, because I'm a grammar Nazi.
%
Quote #4842:
<bucko> int main() { while(time() < $TIME) { usleep(); } }
<icStatic> bucko, that the windows source code?
%
Quote #4843:
<icStatic> the bot is all seeing all knowing and all of a complete and utter bastard
%
Quote #4845:
<icStatic> Zephran, firefox is a pimp... it takes peoples pcs as its bitches - its got yours good and proper
%
Quote #4846:
<Skumby> Here draccy dracyy draccy
%
Quote #4848:
 * PlanarPlatypus stands up
<PlanarPlatypus> Hellp my name is Peter Ellis and i am a geek
 * PlanarPlatypus sits down
<PlanarPlatypus> *hello
<Skumby> although "help" is appropriate too
%
Quote #4849:
<Draconas> morning phil
<DrWatson> morining
<DrWatson> what did janet do?
<Silver> Go down.
%
Quote #4850:
<maUru> to buy or not to buy
<maUru> shakespeare's 'hamlet' the enterprise edition
%
Quote #4851:
<icStatic> ok, what have you guys done to my innocence! I just read "Marge gets a job" as "Marge gets a boob job"
%
Quote #4852:
<Blood_God> evil, #compsoc, i'd never have guessed
%
Quote #4853:
<Crazy_Piglet> What? It's open season on quoting already? :-P
%
Quote #4854:
 * Blood_God nails the quoting season open sign up onto the wall
%
Quote #4855:
<maUru> Sadiq: your geekiness is so obscene you want to make my stab leathermans into my eyes
%
Quote #4856:
<Skumby> Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of maUru's question
%
Quote #4857:
<Crazy_Piglet> If you're going to go to the trouble of finding security holes you may as well exploit them
%
Quote #4859:
<Yertle> sorry MFJ but you deserve it for the word beard
%
Quote #4861:
<Dementia> RubyMurray: Of course he has a tiny knob, he is bound to be a preteen!
%
Quote #4862:
<Sadiq> There's a fucking 56k? How comes I got stuck with the normal one?
%
Quote #4863:
<Si1entDave> Because it's a very smooth laptop?
<Si1entDave> Have you never asked why this is?
<Blood_God> Gillette: The best a man, or laptop, can get!
%
Quote #4864:
<PlanarPlatypus> ok note to self, when you have blood on your hands refrain from typing before you wipe them
%
Quote #4865:
<icStatic> when you have blood on your hands destroy all evidence /before/ doing anything else
%
Quote #4866:
<RubyMurray> i t4hink t4his ke3yboard is dieing on me3
%
Quote #4867:
<RubyMurray> be3cayse3 im t4yping and now i have3 nu6mbe3rs
%
Quote #4870:
<RubyMurray> im gonna have3 t4o find anot4he3r ke3yboard innit4
%
Quote #4871:
<bucko> I RGa  Jsjt FInd nIt amauhsing typo typjejse thilkike thisnt.
%
Quote #4872:
<Sadiq> Oh dear. I fear bucko's been sniffing his teddy bear again.
%
Quote #4873:
<sadiq> Oh dear. I fear bucko's been sniffing his teddy bear again. 
<bucko> I don't have a teddy bear. :( 
<Sadiq> bucko: Shows how much you've been sniffing.
%
Quote #4874:
<RubyMurray> im not understanding this quote system
%
Quote #4875:
<RubyMurray> mmmmm, guestification
%
Quote #4876:
<DrWatson> Awww, now we can't have a loveden in our fridge!
%
Quote #4877:
<Sadiq> qmail-- I'm configuring a mail server, not a fucking space shuttle.
%
Quote #4878:
<Sadiq> Qmail docs: "First you have to take this cattle prod and shove it up your ass."
<Silver> That's /way/ too much to ask.
<Sadiq> Silver: You'd prefer a hamster?
<Silver> Naturally.
%
Quote #4879:
<DrWatson> A terminal? You're not supposed to use a terminal, you know! KDE is all about wizards and helpful automated animated dragons that pop up to tell you "Hello, it looks like you're trying to write an email! Would you like me to get in your way???!?!??!?!?!!!!?!??"
%
Quote #4880:
<icAngryAtLinux> must...resist...quote...
<icAngryAtLinux> obvious...quote...bait
%
Quote #4881:
<murphybob> windows rocks
<murphybob> if you recall
<Blood_God> indeed, it rocks, wobbles, and falls over.
%
Quote #4882:
<bucko> WHERE ARE MY BISCUITS?
%
Quote #4883:
<MFJ> sucky sucky
 * icStatic returns.. what? where? who? ??
%
Quote #4884:
<MFJ> CS sux0rs
%
Quote #4885:
<bucko> zx64: Too short.
%
Quote #4886:
<bucko> "IN SOVIET AMERICA, CONSTITUTION AMENDS YOU!"
<bucko> -- Dan Kim
%
Quote #4887:
<MFJ> Then youd get reported and id have to deal with you
<murphybob> would you spank us?>
<MFJ> Most likely
<murphybob> ermm
<murphybob> what if we liked it?
%
Quote #4888:
<icStatic> right, i can do something ive always wanted to try
<mb> crack?
<icStatic> im root, ive got a prompt, rm -rf /
%
Quote #4889:
<Silver> I need me one of them 'brains'.
%
Quote #4890:
 * Sadiq wets himself.
%
Quote #4891:
<DrWatson> DWs_phone_company, I think I beat you too it. I've spent just about every day in the last month raping your network with a large dildo, covered in sandpaper.
%
Quote #4892:
<Berg> you have issues ;)
<DrWatson> I know, they're my friends.
<DrWatson> They talk to me sometimes
<DrWatson> when it's quiet.
<DrWatson> They tell me to kill people.
%
Quote #4893:
 * Berg forgot to ask about mysql because he was distracted by the talk of concrete dildoes
%
Quote #4894:
<Banana> Now that'd look real bad if my parents walked in now wouldnt it :)
%
Quote #4895:
<Silver> Please ignore the bot. We spiked it's drink earlier. Thanks.
%
Quote #4896:
<Crazy_Piglet> What would Zephran do? Throw money at the problem I think is more likely.
<Blood_God> "overheating..hmm.. i know.. I'll cool it extra by waving this wad of cash in front of it"
%
Quote #4897:
<Blood_God> but it'd be handy to have an ejector seat for PCs...
<Blood_God> stop baggypantsing at least
%
Quote #4898:
<Blood_God> like any british builder, Banana's coding requires mandatory tea-breaks every 30 mins
%
Quote #4899:
<sadiq> Can I be the Goatse guy?
<sadiq> I don't need to explain his special move
%
Quote #4900:
<DrWatson> soph's battery life is about 2 and a half - 3 hours
<DrWatson> depending on what she's doing
%
Quote #4901:
<Blood_God> hmmm, sister cooking, burning smell...
%
Quote #4902:
 * Banana opens top and sorts by memory useage...
<Banana> Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. Java.. 
%
Quote #4903:
<DrWatson> while it looks ok... I generally prefer manipulating them; how they feel in your hand, when they're longer than they are wide.
%
Quote #4904:
<Morlark> argh, #compsoc has twisted my brain irrevocably
<Morlark> i just saw the word 'gods' and thought it said 'goatse'.
%
Quote #4905:
<Skumby> So your argument is that you're right because you'll hit me with an impractical torch if you're not?
%
Quote #4906:
<murphybob> http://www.rainbow-sex.com/gay-pics/black-man-pics/blackmanhugeballs.JPG
<murphybob> its a fools errand
 * murphybob runs
<DrWatson> Why. The. Fuck. did I nearly click on that link??
%
Quote #4907:
<icStatic> what the fuck has silver got up his ass today
%
Quote #4908:
<ficedula> Be quite cool if Silver /did/ have DrWatson us his ass
%
Quote #4909:
<bucko> "A complete HDTV record of every waking hour of your life will consume 0.01 EB, or 2% of your harddisk."
<sadiq> 0.01EB?
<sadiq> bucko: Wow.. imagine how much porn that'd be?
%
Quote #4910:
<Skumby> But noone would be daft enough to use java for a webpage generator, would they?
%
Quote #4911:
<sadiq> my bras are constructed out of a magnesium alloy.
%
Quote #4912:
<Banana> DrWatson, any pics yet? Sorry I didnt catch you last night :)
%
Quote #4913:
<Banana> bucko, I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!
%
Quote #4915:
<Blood_God> something smells like its burning
<Blood_God> meh, if there's a fire i'll find out about it soon enough
%
Quote #4916:
<NeXuS7> holy crap adaptec make a 16 channel sata controller!!! /me jizzes over the possibilities
%
Quote #4917:
<Banana> They have no connectivity on piazza right now :)
<Silver> Lucky them.
<Blood_God> and that makes a difference from normal how?
%
Quote #4918:
<Silver> Aww, aren't users so cute.
%
Quote #4919:
<Blood_God> misuse of explosives, cutting off fingers for fun... if they hadn't have been his own fingers, it could almost have been Drac.
%
Quote #4920:
<Guest1646306191> PING!
<Guest1646306191> gah
<Guest1646306191> I've been guestified
%
Quote #4921:
<Skumby> You sure you've not seen Nightcrawler, JB?
<Skumby> I suppose it'll have been since your last death
<Skumby> I swear you get resurrected more than a D2 henchman
%
Quote #4923:
<sadiq> "Are those 8 Opterons down your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
%
Quote #4924:
<Zephran> but me saying someone isn't mad probably confirms that they are
%
Quote #4925:
 * Banana views googles cache of google
%
Quote #4926:
<DrWatson> google is dead.
<DrWatson> My life is on pause.
<DrWatson> I can't get anything done
%
Quote #4927:
<Banana> As in the publicity of it, he isnt /himself/ goatse. I hope. Dear god. :)
<LucidIon> sadiq: yes.
<sadiq> Banana: What'd you think all the groaning in the middle of the night's about?
<sadiq> "Just...one...more...traffic...cone..."
%
Quote #4928:
<sadiq> wow. I really am perverted.
%
Quote #4929:
<Skumby> damn I'm twisted. How did I manage to read "porn" from "music"
%
Quote #4930:
<sadiq> Sariel: Yes but you don't have a penis and have breasts.
<sadiq> Wait.
%
Quote #4931:
<sadiq> When i've amassed my small fortune, i'm going to rent billboards with cryptic trolling messages like "In Soviet Russia, Billboards read you!"
%
Quote #4932:
<RubyMurray> aluminium alloy, or as my dad calls it - monkey metal
%
Quote #4933:
<murphybob> ewww... headbut to the groin?  thats just manky
%
Quote #4934:
<sadiq> Banana: Tarzan-porno?
%
Quote #4935:
<Skumby> broadband is clearly for girls
%
Quote #4936:
<Skumby> I suck
%
Quote #4937:
<Crazy_Piglet> The first item of said list is to make said list so I actually know what I need to do.
%
Quote #4938:
<zx64> You mean you've got too much sausage for the average person to take?
%
Quote #4939:
<Robo> and if your pc crashes playing halflife, theres something seriously wrong :)
<MFJ> Or your name is Zephran ;-)
<MFJ> Infact, even so case 1 applies
%
Quote #4940:
<bucko> My router is really suffering. I think it's time to get it nekkid.
%
Quote #4941:
<bucko> drac|USA: Only 14 year old and above schoolgirls are tentacle rapable.
<ficedula> Below that age limit, only fluffy mascots can get the license to assault them.
<Blood_God> even tentacle monsters obey that law :p
%
Quote #4942:
<Crazy_Piglet> And then, we can spend the entire day hacking wireless network nodes.  yay!
%
Quote #4943:
<icStatic> when it fails to work cos you commented stuff out, comment more out til it does
<icStatic> until your left with main(){ } - then you know youve gone too far
%
Quote #4944:
<icStatic> MeadowebChat.exe - 1530 error(s), 0 warning(s) - erm
<icStatic> not that im pleased about that or anything, but hell thats an achievement
%
Quote #4946:
<icStatic> Zephran, Woolfben, face it, next year we're gonna be fucked up the ass. i mean raped good hard and proper right up the ass
<Woolfben> aye - and the internet'll suck, to boot
%
Quote #4947:
<Blood_God> "windows detected new usb device... fuck me its a whole pc?!"
%
Quote #4948:
<Silver> "*Beep*. *Beeeep* *beep*! *Beep* *beep* *beep*! Oh, fuck it, I'll boot..."
%
Quote #4949:
<sadiq> I need a shave.
<sadiq> Airquake rocked.
%
Quote #4950:
<RubyMurray> me and woolfben just owned some poor bloke
<NeXuS7> oh yes you can royally fuck ppl especially by stealing gold as they are trying to save up for something
<Woolfben> did I?
%
Quote #4951:
<Zephran> you need more disk space?
<Zephran> or faster
<Crazy_Piglet> I need more hard disks.  Fuck the disk space.
%
Quote #4952:
<murphybob> i love my girlfriend very much, i do.  but she should never be allowed anywhere near my pc. ever. ever.
<sadiq> What'd she do?
<murphybob> whilst checking her email she opened a friendly attachment called message.zip
%
Quote #4953:
<sadiq> icStatic: Waaait. Your _ex_ girlfriend would kill you?
<icStatic> she still has overwealming control over me
<icStatic> i like it that way
%
Quote #4954:
<sadiq> "I married a Russian bride and all I got was this t-shirt?"
<sadiq> No wait, wrong crowd.
%
Quote #4955:
<Crazy_Piglet> "Counter Strike: Born of the generation who thought pong needed a machine gun."
%
Quote #4956:
<Blood_God> There are 3 Zephran's
<Blood_God> now thats scary.
<Blood_God> Imagine if the three of them combined together
<Blood_God> they'd form a hardware buying power the likes of which has never before been seen
%
Quote #4957:
<murphybob> gentoo is the best linux distro cos it is sooooo crap and annoying that you'll switch back to windows faster :D
%
Quote #4958:
<Skumby> I'm watching a golfing movie
<Skumby> fuck
<Skumby> Must be time for sleep
%
Quote #4959:
<Blood_God> PlanarPlatypus: got a spare stick of NTL beating that I'll be able to borrow off you once I move into my house for next year
%
Quote #4960:
<Blood_God> mmm fsckathon
%
Quote #4961:
<Morlark> Note to self: when a fly is attempting to fly into your eye, do not hit self in face.
%
Quote #4962:
<Morlark> I prefer to get up around 6/7 in the evening, because sunlight is lame.
%
Quote #4964:
<Blood_God> ooh, this e-mail may help... its from a Nigerian lawyer offering me the chance for a few million...
%
Quote #4965:
<DrWatson> Hmm, I wonder what Andariel's like in bed...
%
Quote #4966:
<Sariel> Is it what bureaucracy turns into if you leave it out in the sun?
%
Quote #4967:
<icStatic> its obviously debian as if it was anything else he would have fixed it by now
%
Quote #4968:
<Berg> for some reason Scroll Lock == Rollen 
<Berg> i pressed it thinking it would order baked goods
%
Quote #4969:
<Skumby> "Press alt+F4 to boost your IQ now!"
%
Quote #4971:
<icStatic> you can have a poke when i next see you
%
Quote #4972:
<Blood_God> full of these wierd things known as shops... where you can see the goods in person before purchasing
%
Quote #4974:
<zx64> NeXu57: Doom3 is actually a conspiracy by laundromats and washing powder companies.
%
Quote #4975:
<Silver> When you said "evil", I didn't get just /how/ evil you meant...
%
Quote #4977:
<Crazy_Zephran> I like AMD!
%
Quote #4978:
<PlanarPlatypus> huzah, me and DrWatson have just invented quantum ssh sessions
%
Quote #4979:
<sadiq> Before you start comparing horror stories of your families computers.. can I just state that my brother SET HIS FUCKING COMPUTER ALIGHT and so I win before we even start?
%
Quote #4982:
<sadiq> I've not goatse baited in atleast two months.
%
Quote #4983:
<Nekozuki> i should have guessed my router had crashed when it took me 4 hours to connect to IRC
%
Quote #4984:
<zx64> "ne1 who u zez txt spk shd die!"
%
Quote #4985:
<RubyMurray> DrWatson: Sorry I was on the phone to my mum explaining why i *need* £100 pounds, without using the words "Graphics card".
%
Quote #4987:
<Skumby> How much of the uni have you done so far? Have you gone through all the arts students?
%
Quote #4988:
<Robo> I want my lovely nildram back.
%
Quote #4989:
 * sadiq nudges Silver
 * Silver nudhes sadiq
 * Silver goes back to typing school
%
Quote #4990:
<NeXu57> blatantly! i've set mirc to beep whenever someone says "gay landmines"
%
Quote #4991:
<zx64> Right, have we finished being retards fighting the same side?
%
Quote #4992:
<MFJ> Oooh teletubbies theme tune! itunes++
%
Quote #4993:
<icStatic> heh i searched ictransfer for 'broken' and there are 11 matches, 9 of which are in the SSL headers
%
Quote #4994:
<Silver> icStatic, huh? They're not chunked, it's the fucking TCP/IP layer that would be putting them into a different packet, you arsehole.
%
Quote #4995:
<icStatic> so my sister has gone from being "hot" to a rampant lesbian with a gay boyfriend, how peculiar, something i would expect from you Sadiq
%
Quote #4996:
<NeXuS7> fuck that it's huge
%
Quote #4997:
<Crazy_Piglet> "Yes, I made that footstep without getting hit... SAVE!... next footstep... DAMN! I'M HIT! RELOAD!"....
%
Quote #4998:
<NeXu57> anyone else from compsoc have a younger innocent sister then? ;)
%
Quote #4999:
<NeXu57> <insert joinquote here>
%
Quote #5000:
<NeXu57> does anyone else get kicks from rating ugly ppl really badly on hotornot?
%
Quote #5001:
<I_robo> off to cinema.
<NeXuS7> lol
<NeXuS7> tis pretty good
<I_robo> it'd be better if they removed the last t :/
%
Quote #5002:
 * Skumby huggles JinglyBOT
<Skumby> No network should be without one
%
Quote #5003:
<Berg> i love these snapscan things, i don't read anything anymore -- just OCR it and search the PDF
%
Quote #5004:
<Skumby> "Ah! Crap! Poof!"
%
Quote #5005:
 * icStatic looks at his mysql terminal and notices he had just typed 'heh'
%
Quote #5006:
<Morlark> crap, wrong power cable. :/
%
Quote #5007:
<Banana> I'm not sure whether to kick you or quote you...
%
Quote #5008:
<ficedula> 12,000? Jesus fuckchrist.
%
Quote #5009:
<murphybob> rape? count me in!
%
Quote #5010:
<Zephran> screw you mfj
<MFJ> My pleasure :-)
%
Quote #5011:
<murphybob> your mum?
<zx64> Your mum!
%
Quote #5012:
<sadiq> wow, I wonder how far away you can smell the weed wafting out of Microsoft's offices?
%
Quote #5013:
<nexus_is_gay> please someone !addquote [18:32] <JinglyBOT> Hello, nexus_is_gay.
%
Quote #5014:
<Sadiq> I _might_ have a dump sitting around here somewhere.
%
Quote #5015:
<maUru> ffs this dialup connection is slower than Bush trying to do a math problem
%
Quote #5016:
<Morlark> pot_noodle++
 * Banana looks at Morlark like he has just come from Mars.
<zx64> Banana: but there's no easily accessible water on mars, so how could have made the pot noodle?
%
Quote #5017:
<mb> It's unfortunate that the subjects arent brilliantly sober 
<mb> oh, That quote was from the mouth of the horse named Murphybob
<mb> Ok, For the record, Robert murphy had a penguin in his pants and some fucker needs to quote it :D
<NeXuS7> ffs redial!!!
<mb> Please?
<maUru> im an atheist
<NeXuS7> whoa what the hell did i miss in those 2 mins
<mb> !quotem 1 6
%
Quote #5018:
<maUru> seriously, laptop + external 19" tft = bliss
<maUru> fuck religion
%
Quote #5019:
<murphybob> i don't expect much of SP2, but it does turn my pc into a crime-fighting-gobot-coffeemaking-hamsterowning-hax0ring-workstation-of-doom doesn't it?
%
Quote #5020:
<maUru> soooo.....i just cleaned the toilet seat with WD-40............biiiiiiig mistake
%
Quote #5021:
<cmb> IMAGES! every time anyone uses that phrase. *shudder*. don't ask.
<Draconas> hmmmmm
<Draconas> dave? ;)
%
Quote #5022:
<sadiq> fuck me, i'm seeing flashing lights.
<LucidIon> sadiq: I'd rather not. Get your head away from you HD LED.
%
Quote #5023:
<icStatic> the problem is the ball motion must per perpetual but at the same time realistic
%
Quote #5024:
<icStatic> while Zephran was poking wires in and out, my fingers were on fire
%
Quote #5025:
<icStatic> stab them to death with a dildo shaped object?
%
Quote #5026:
<Skumby> or dress for any eventuality and wear a skirt
%
Quote #5027:
<Banana> Who ever wins this game gets gold
<sadiq> What is this?
<Blood_God> getting towards the end of it to
<sadiq> Warcraft?
<Blood_God> badminton
<sadiq> Ahh, close.
%
Quote #5028:
<Woolfben> did you not realise? JinglyBOT feeds off innocent chat in #compsoc, and excretes the foul-minded sputum we actually read :p
<Zephran> if the only thing it feeds on is innocent chat it must get bloody hungry
%
Quote #5029:
<Woolfben> that's more like it
<Draconas> no its not
<Draconas> oh wait
<Draconas> it is
%
Quote #5030:
<icStatic> wow Zephran actually said something funny
%
Quote #5031:
<murphybob> m-m-m-monster quote!
%
Quote #5033:
<Robo> I can change the background colour and everything!
<Robo> oh, and h4x the database.
%
Quote #5034:
<Sadiq> I just poked myself in the eye with a cable tie.
%
Quote #5035:
<Woolfben> £138 inc del
<icStatic> ooh dont make me orgasm
%
Quote #5036:
<RubyMurray> i give great blowjobs :)
%
Quote #5037:
<Silver> Damnit, don't beat me like that.
%
Quote #5038:
<Crazy_Piglet> "Wow, my framerate in this game is so good.  It must be down to my ATI X800 XT card, only a shade over £300... Good grief it's warm in here, I'll just fan myself with this wad of cash..."
%
Quote #5039:
<icStatic> i bet a gforce would make a better girlfriend than some girls
%
Quote #5040:
<icStatic> i get my social life from irc, and my tan from my crt
%
Quote #5041:
<Blood_God> mwaahhaah, a completely random person who just started talking to me on msn has now been infected by the w32.bash.org worm
%
Quote #5042:
<icStatic> hahahah I AM GAY hahaha I AM GAY, Banana is GAY - dont quote this, its me trying to make the bot 'talk' crap
%
Quote #5043:
 * Zephran is a bit cold... time to turn on another computer
%
Quote #5044:
<Banana> Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone!
%
Quote #5045:
<Blood_God> (moron) C:\>apt-get install wget <--- erm, wrong OS methinks :P
%
Quote #5046:
<Blood_God> gwg
<icStatic> gwg?
 * Blood_God moves hand one key to the right
%
Quote #5047:
<zx64> Yay, more browkn-keybaor8d-q8duats
%
Quote #5048:
<Crazy_Piglet> And then I wouldn't have to risk "accidentally" downloading and running icTrojan v1.2
%
Quote #5049:
<murphybob> we choose you dracachu
%
Quote #5050:
<Crazy_Piglet> Ah, I see the levels of intellectual enlightenment have advanced in leaps and bounds since I left.
%
Quote #5051:
<DrWatson> Windows Me rocks!
<murphybob> i think we can /all/ agree GPL sucks
<DrWatson> I love Microsoft Bob!
 * murphybob slaps DrWatson around a bit with a large trout
<murphybob> TOO FAR DW
%
Quote #5052:
 * DrWatson contemplates migrating molotov to Windows 98, running microsoft personal web server.
%
Quote #5053:
<Psyco__> fecking wank pile of wanky pile o' crappy unversity shitty pile of shite
%
Quote #5054:
 * icStatic has the polish version of visio installed - damn bittorent
%
Quote #5055:
<Morlark> Okaay, who's been twisting my mind again?... was just reading a thing in the newspaper with the heading 'porn find', and the first thing i thought of was a guy with a pickaxe saying "We've struck porn! 'Tis a rich seam!"
%
Quote #5056:
<DrWatson> Although I'm not really too keen on the hard thing in your pocket
<icStatic> ok.. what the fuck DrWatson
%
Quote #5057:
<sadiq> DrWatson: Like I said, "local goatse mirror" would have gotten you tonnes of extra kudos.
<Banana> You're a little late sadiq, they wanted that like months ago :)
%
Quote #5058:
<Banana> Oops, that wont get me very far "www.egay.co.uk", no thats not *quite* the website I wanted...
%
Quote #5059:
<icStatic> on second thoughts, it would be easier to just go back in time and make my dad use a condom on the night of my conception
%
Quote #5060:
<icStatic> on second thoughts, it would be easier to just go back in time and make my dad use a condom on the night of my conception
<Draconas> !quote
<icStatic> that would solve all my problems
<icStatic> im sure it'd solve a lot of other peoples' problems too
%
Quote #5062:
<icStatic> right thats enough doom3, im shaking now¬
%
Quote #5063:
<zx64> Yay, h4xed wireless
<sadiq> Where are you?
<zx64> Standard Lounge
 * sadiq rephrases that. Where in Kings Cross are you?
<zx64> Using First Class's wireless signal
%
Quote #5064:
<Zebedee> it is my solemn vow that if i get back in i will go to all my lectures and only miss them due to illness and halo 2 being released
%
Quote #5065:
<Rellik> i want to see what ya'll have done with my bot :D
%
Quote #5066:
 * PlanarPlatypus remembers that he really should have backed up his documents folder /before/ formatting
%
Quote #5067:
<Blood_God> its a flood! a flood! oooh its a flood!
<Blood_God> its karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, karma,.. etc
%
Quote #5068:
<Woolfben> I love the smell of new hardware in the morning :)
%
Quote #5069:
<Blood_God> heh, this a riva tnt then?
<Woolfben> no - I said SHINY gfx
%
Quote #5070:
<murphybob> a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters could write a useful perl program, but only if you took away all the alphanumeric keys.
%
Quote #5071:
<ficedula> Dispatched on August 30, 2004:  1 item - delivery estimate: Aug 6, 2004 - Aug 9, 2004    <-- Once again, Amazon seems to think it can resort to time travel to counteract its own lameness.
%
Quote #5072:
<zx64> That's more than a coincidence.
<zx64> Sadiq says "gay" and murphybob returns.
%
Quote #5073:
<zx64> Mmm, clubbing USians.
<cmb> with clue-by-fours
%
Quote #5075:
<NeXu57> goatee
<zx64> .cx
%
Quote #5076:
<Morlark> i don't suppose anyone just happens to know the unicode number for hammer and sickle?
%
Quote #5077:
<DrWatson> Berg: I removed his memory limit so he could run java, and another project of his; a perl IRC bot, decided to fork approx. 500 spawns of itself.
%
Quote #5078:
<Banana> rm -rf?
<Banana> Consolidates all your file into one handy /dev/null.
%
Quote #5080:
<Sadiq> Blood_God: I know. I'm so fast, it hurts.
<Blood_God> Sadiq: Surely thats not a good thing... although maybe its your girlfriend that would be more bothered.
%
Quote #5081:
<icStatic> Time taken to type tiscali++: 1 second, look on Woolfben's face: priceless
%
Quote #5082:
<Blood_God> quick! someone invent some kind of eradicating thing, whereby if its karma drops to < -50 it disappears
%
Quote #5083:
<Zephran> note to self... check disk space before torrenting
%
Quote #5084:
<Blood_God> gah. i just tried to close a window in a screenshot
%
Quote #5085:
 * icStatic debates giving zephran another bang to wake him up
%
Quote #5086:
 * icStatic wonders if buying a microwave yesterday for the sole purpose of heating up last nights chinese was a bit extreme
%
Quote #5087:
<Blood_God> apparently liverpool has been attacked with some biochem weapon. w00t.
%
Quote #5088:
<murphybob> nuke liverpool?  no, just use Febreeze...., OK WTF?????
%
Quote #5089:
<DrWatson> Damn it! You lot are pasting links faster than I can laugh at them!
%
Quote #5090:
<icStatic> murphybob, not even you neeed porn /that/ fast
%
Quote #5091:
<murphybob> errr... you could buy a mac for *that* much money
%
Quote #5092:
<Draconas> morning cmb
<Draconas> arn't you supposed to be at like... work?  
<Sadiq> oh shit.
<Sadiq> Work.
%
Quote #5093:
<DrWatson> Ok. I see a headline, "Supernova Imaged by Hubble Telescope", and I think "Who's spying on suprnova.org?". I need *help*.
%
Quote #5094:
<RubyMurray> jut teting hether my keyboard i fied
%
Quote #5095:
<Silver> Banana, I hope you realise your cmd_calc RegExp is actually wrong/not what you meant and only works by chance (and is only by chance not exploitable, too).
%
Quote #5096:
<zx64> murphybob: Were you just going round saying "Would you like to suck my lolipop" to kids?
<murphybob> might have been
<murphybob> depends
<murphybob> are you with the police?
%
Quote #5097:
 * PlanarPlatypus just had his brain explode from concentrated badgers references
%
Quote #5098:
<zx64> "Can't sleep, badgers will eat me!"
%
Quote #5099:
<murphybob> murphybob put down your penis!
%
Quote #5100:
<murphybob> i have to play with /something/
%
Quote #5101:
<icStatic> dammit i want my ascii badger
%
Quote #5102:
<Blood_God> "Disclaimer: This well crafted portal may look real, but the rings do not actually work, nor is an artificial wormhole generated from this portal. The ripples represented inside the rings were generated by photo retouching techniques. This portal cannot be used to travel to other stargate portals. " he
%
Quote #5103:
<murphybob> its almost like all my quotes are sex related
%
Quote #5104:
<murphybob> i just glanced at the screen, and of a full screen of text, my brain instantly picked out "females with big bouncy breasts"
%
Quote #5105:
<Blood_God> ah the wonders of broadband, when your machine dies - you can get back on IRC fast enough to see yourself timeout
%
Quote #5106:
<Sadiq> Blood_God: Nowhere _nearly_ as good as when a window cleaner came around at my place in Kenilworth last year and asked if my mummy or daddy was in. :-S
%
Quote #5107:
<Berg> oh please no, not another nullpointerexception
%
Quote #5108:
 * Sadiq imagines breasts. BIG BREASTS.
%
Quote #5109:
<Berg> H2SO4 + K + H2O --> ?
<Blood_God> BOOM
%
Quote #5110:
<NeXuS7> Sadiq the easter bunny is much fitter though
%
Quote #5111:
<Sadiq> Robo: With something small, you can keep it a little distance but you can lie in whatever position you want.
%
Quote #5112:
<murphybob> you can give it to me
%
Quote #5113:
<NeXuS7> ick arctic silver doesn't taste very nice
%
Quote #5114:
<NeXuS7> i'm very hot banana and for £1.50 a minute you can find out just how much
%
Quote #5115:
<Banana> "You want me to boot windows? Right, now I seem to recall that this means I have to add the 12 and 5 volt supplies, and short them with the -12V supply, across this capacitor... like... so!"
%
Quote #5116:
<Blood_God> all i want to see is the sex/killing/comedy/sex/whatever
%
Quote #5117:
 * Zephran points murphybob in the direction of his @
%
Quote #5118:
<Silver> Yeah, though I'm always up for a little backticking.
%
Quote #5119:
<PlanarPlatypus> "what, man pages while installing slackware, clearylu you are not hardcore enough for this distribution
%
Quote #5121:
<zx64> Ring, ring, ring, ring, benzine phone!
%
Quote #5122:
<RubyMurray> catholic school girls are anything but niave
%
Quote #5123:
<Banana> !uoy sesrever txet ,aissuR teivoS nI
%
Quote #5124:
<DrWatson> Do you think I could send it to a data recovery place and say "I've lost all my warez, can you help me get it back?"
<Blood_God> DrWatson: s/warez/backups/
<DrWatson> sadiq: 400Gb.
<sadiq> DrWatson: How big a drive was it?
<Blood_God> ouch
<icStatic> ouch
<sadiq> Ouch.
%
Quote #5125:
 * DrWatson prefers big ones, because they tend to push more, and more stuff comes out of them.
%
Quote #5126:
 * PlanarPlatypus wonders is he can get Phil to owe him enough pints to last him the entire term
<NeXuS7> or to make it worthwhile for phil to buy a brewery
%
Quote #5127:
<murphybob> OMG ROBO VIRUS VIRUS OMG NOOB MY SYSTEM IS BROKEN MY MEGAHURTZ HAS LEAKED OUT ALL OVER THE CARPET OMG VIRUS!!!!!!!!!111111111
%
Quote #5128:
<sadiq> ficedula: They even have "Espresso" drink downstairs, soley for us. I have no idea what's in it but it leaves everyone wasted after 3.
%
Quote #5129:
<DrWatson> Banana, btw, we brought a dyson
<DrWatson> a anti-pollen dyson
<DrWatson> *bought
<zx64> Oh, one that really sucks?
%
Quote #5130:
<Blood_God> get yourself to #puns for that sort of thing
%
Quote #5131:
<Morlark> oh arsemonkeys! my nail clippers have falen
%
Quote #5132:
<Zephran> ah crap - i know i said i was going to try to break my computer a while back but i didn't really mean i wanted to force a blue screen
%
Quote #5133:
<zx64> packing-- (why is doing tar c my_stuff | ssh hogfather "tar xv" so much more boring in real life?)
%
Quote #5134:
 * Berg 's pr0n binger goes
 * Sadiq read that as pr0n bringer.
 * Berg acidentally types 'heh' into makefile
%
Quote #5135:
<dotwaffle> Think tall, ginger and handsome. And quite a bit larger in all dimensions than Mr. SilentDave
<dotwaffle> Or SilentBob or SilentDick, or whatever his name is...
%
Quote #5136:
<dotwaffle> Or SilentBob or SilentDick, or whatever his name is...
%
Quote #5137:
<dotwaffle> Generally, I get handed a Finnish controller with an outrageous accent, or a yank with such a thick texan accent that I want to invent the "Stab other user in the face" key.
%
Quote #5138:
<DrWatson> dotwaffle: I think it's a genetic abnormality. Whenever Sadiq sees 'Don't quote me on that.', his mind reads 'I really want to be quoted! Pleeeeeeeease!".
%
Quote #5139:
 * DrWatson wonders how easy it is to obtain a copy of flightsim
<dotwaffle> DrWatson: A copy? 
<Sadiq> "VATSIM's Featured Virtual Airline of The Week"
 * dotwaffle is innocently reaching his hand backwards with a CD-R.
 * dotwaffle corrects himself. 4 CD-R's.
 * DrWatson is innocently opening a PM window to dotwaffle
%
Quote #5140:
<zx64> Yeah, I was eating/drying dishes then.
<zx64> And let me tell you, those dishes were most excellent.
%
Quote #5141:
<zx64> How well does your average "serious" flightsim handle you "accidentally" flying into buildings?
%
Quote #5142:
 * icStatic goes to pick up his sister from her mates - stupid bitch
%
Quote #5143:
<murphybob> "Full moon... Half moon... Keith Moon" ?
%
Quote #5144:
<zx64> mornings--
<zx64> Actually, the best type of morning is a virtual morning caused by getting up in the afternoon.
%
Quote #5145:
<Jarl> well the web request gives me a funy bird and internal error :p
%
Quote #5146:
<Blood_God> the electricity in our house is amazing, I managed to trip the light circuit breaker and blow a bulb by turning two switches on at the same time.
%
Quote #5147:
<DrWatson> DrWatson, remind me what you're trying to do?
%
Quote #5148:
<DrWatson> bucko: Where do you live? :)
<Blood_God> Tesco iirc DrWatson.
%
Quote #5149:
<bucko> Go to efnet #sex.
%
Quote #5150:
<Banana> Oooh, someone's frisky, come devour me ;)
%
Quote #5151:
<icStatic> yes, windows is driving me down the linux road
<Zephran> windows-- for makeing icStatic think something stupid
%
Quote #5152:
<murphybob> so, large hot metal appliance applied directly to face, or intravenous injections of paralysing toxin.... wow, thats a doozy.
%
Quote #5153:
<bucko> I need to claim to be a porn baron more often.
<bucko> That got me lots of quotes before.
%
Quote #5154:
<bucko> Well, I've set RNDC up with the same key as DHCP.
 * Sadiq imagines bucko rapping that line.
%
Quote #5156:
<bucko> Who wants an @goatse.cx address if I can get it?
%
Quote #5157:
<LucidIon> in evil.htm:
<LucidIon> <script><!-- while(true) { fetch_page_off_remote_server(); wait(5); } --></script>
<LucidIon> or
<NeXuS7> <beard>!yourmum</beard>?
%
Quote #5158:
<icStatic> in my job i sit there looking at 100k lines of code, going hmmmm, hmmm, hmmmm, waiting, just waiting for the fucker to go 'blaaaaah' then i leap on the code and go ahah! then, 'ah, maybe not' then do the whole thing all over again
%
Quote #5159:
<Blood_God> code something for morons, and the world will only invent a better moron :P
%
Quote #5160:
<Skumby> Hand build yourself a chubby rocket out of wood and bits of house, then grab your dog and have a zany adventure on the moon
%
Quote #5161:
<DrWatson> Urgh. Morning. I remember that.
%
Quote #5162:
<PlanarPlatypus> argh my harddrives seem to be breeding again, I just found another 2 in a box
%
Quote #5163:
<PlanarPlatypus> my hardware is breeding without me noticing
%
Quote #5164:
<bucko> Not yet, I'm still trying to find /usr...
<bucko> Ah, /usr is on /
<bucko> That explains why I couldn't find it elsewhere.
%
Quote #5165:
<icStatic> unfortunately i havent got enough clean underwear left to play doom3
%
Quote #5166:
<murphybob> are we re-running my greatest quotes?  "The Best Of Murphybob" ?
%
Quote #5167:
<Banana> "Do not try to copy anything you see in this program."
<Banana> And given that the last thing I saw in this program was some guy pulling a van along by his penis, I think i'll give it a miss.
%
Quote #5168:
<sadiq> Smells like teen spirit.
<DrWatson> tastes like pork chops
<sadiq> is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
%
Quote #5169:
<robo> omg, doggy poo sounds great
%
Quote #5170:
<Silver> We have working shit. Yay.
%
Quote #5171:
<NeXuS7> stop... showertime!
<Banana> Can't wash this... doo doo doo doo... :)
%
Quote #5173:
<Banana> Yarr, Silver my timbers.
%
Quote #5174:
<LucidIon> http://www.goat.cx
<LucidIon> Obviously the above /is/ goatse. So you may not wish to visit.
<NeXuS7> always good for a laugh
%
Quote #5175:
<LucidIon> zx64: I've known this guy for 13 years or so :)
<icStatic> WTF!!!!!
%
Quote #5176:
<Morlark> 10 doubloons, sucky sucky
%
Quote #5177:
<icStatic> religion causes more wars than the USA does
%
Quote #5178:
<Captain_Woolfben> Soon to be released - Yertle XP - the MS version! Crashes every 5 mins regular!
%
Quote #5179:
<icShiverMeTimbers> u-u-u-ultra Yertle
%
Quote #5180:
<YertleXE> yertle xp will be fully operative from next week
%
Quote #5181:
<SmallBeardzx64> Cutthroat_Piglet: This is what cutting tools are for
%
Quote #5182:
 * Draconas has converted Warrent Officer Ro to Badgers. Despite said warrent officer not being able to use a computer.
%
Quote #5183:
<zx64> Avast me badgers!
%
Quote #5184:
<Dracy_Jones_Locker> arrr you be walking the plant if you not being careful ye scruvey dog
%
Quote #5185:
 * Woolfben writes an obituary for icStatic's sanity, killed by exposure to HoS, RIP
%
Quote #5186:
<Banana> If I quote that it'll be an out of context out of context quote
%
Quote #5187:
<Draconas> no sadiq that phrase is not used correectly.  That phrase is generally uased as "Oh shit, yes. TNT!"
%
Quote #5188:
 * Zephran goes back to searching for where to purchase hardware he really doesn't need
%
Quote #5189:
<Antz_> Yertle: It's not a wierd network, it's a network with a Win98 used as a firewall
%
Quote #5190:
<sadiq> Silver: Wait. Manual packet filtering? Is that where you sit there going "Ooh, i'll have that packet.. and that one.. and that one.. and that one.. ARGH! GOATSE! NOT THAT ONE."
%
Quote #5191:
<Banana> LucidIon, are you battering your housemates with curious squid proxy action this year? :)
%
Quote #5192:
<Banana> LucidIon, is this a useful samba porn share, or an entrapment samba porn share? :)
<LucidIon> entrapment
<Banana> I should have guessed :)
%
Quote #5193:
 * Antz_ puts it in and sees what happens
%
Quote #5194:
<Banana> Sexual favour is in the post :)
%
Quote #5196:
<Zephran> lol LucidIon... no this is not an invitation to explain yet again why x86 is crap
%
Quote #5197:
<Antz_> quotes always make us all appear like perverted sick twisted bastards...
%
Quote #5198:
<NeXuS7> i can find oodles of porn
%
Quote #5199:
<bucko> Girlfriends are overrated.
%
Quote #5200:
<Morlark> dammit, i only managed to stick to my normal sleep pattern for one day, and already i've screwed up.
%
Quote #5202:
<Ynox> we're getting females on the table. Might work.
%
Quote #5203:
<NeXu57> i mean i know sadiq is a girl so that's an optional 1 more :)
%
Quote #5204:
<sadiq> qmail-- I'd uninstall you but I don't know which configuration file i'd have to edit to do that.
%
Quote #5205:
<zx64> NeXuS7: What you get up to in the bedroom is your own business.
%
Quote #5206:
<sadiq> zx64: Next stage, rectal scans?
%
Quote #5207:
<Morlark> mmm porn oodles... i wonder if they're like noodles...?
%
Quote #5208:
<icStatic> ok this has GOT to be good! :P my mum just bought a game from poundland called Pilgrim... that alone rings bells, but... the minimum spec is p166mmx with 256 colours
%
Quote #5209:
<Berg> i.e.: badgers are better than sex.
%
Quote #5210:
<Berg> damnit, quote the context you bastard
%
Quote #5211:
 * bucko has visions of a new Silver emerging...
<zx64> Clearly you suck
%
Quote #5212:
<Dementia> ok... I'm at Coventry, I'm settled down, I have internet access and credit card. Time to buy new shiny hardware!
%
Quote #5213:
<Skumby> But then most of my solutions involve superglue
%
Quote #5214:
<sadiq> Blood_God: skin up?
<Blood_God> sadiq: as in a joint of a less than fully legal nature.
<sadiq> ooh.
<sadiq> I thought that was a Warcraft tactic or something.
%
Quote #5215:
<Blood_God> signs of being in #compsoc too much: you read 'Bread' as 'beard'
%
Quote #5216:
<bucko> I went on holiday to France once, and wrote a Perl program, that worked first time with no bugs.
<bucko> I was so happy.
%
Quote #5217:
 * sadiq ends up getting aroused by the Maplin site again. God damn it.
%
Quote #5218:
 * Blood_God gets the duck tape and tapes down some cable
<Blood_God> and no, thats not a euphamism for something :P
%
Quote #5219:
<bucko> zx64: I searched for "goatse tubgirl turned on"
%
Quote #5220:
<sadiq> Night furries.
<Silver> nn sadiq.
<sadiq> Night Compsocians.
<sadiq> Oops, wrong channel.
%
Quote #5221:
<Silver> I don't /do/ timezones.
%
Quote #5222:
<Banana> icStatic, you need to overclock your food :)
%
Quote #5223:
<MFJ> they can deliver food to your phone now?
%
Quote #5224:
<PlanarPlatypus> My mind is like a mexican jumping bean.
%
Quote #5225:
<Seren> To infinity, and beyond!
<DrWatson> But we don't have enough petrol.
%
Quote #5227:
<zx64> Have we used your mum yet?
%
Quote #5228:
<Silver> Eyecandy is the death of accessibility.
%
Quote #5229:
<CLeanerEdinburgh> I sound like some environmental campaign
%
Quote #5230:
<zx64> COCKMOLESTING ARSE WRETCHERS!
%
Quote #5231:
<ficedula> Hence, 6"+ larger than the cars I learned in ... 600cc more engine power than the cars I learned in ... == accident waiting to happen. Luckily the insurance companies have not worked that out.
%
Quote #5232:
<DrWatson> I hate the monty python theme tune. Singing along to it always means my monitor gets covered in spittle, thanks to the great big *FART* at the end :(
%
Quote #5233:
<Sadiq> !bot remember, wee hours is the point in time where people realise that possible advantage they gain from _not_ going to the toilet during a game of Generals is nullified by the risk their bladder will explode.
%
Quote #5234:
<Sadiq> "More heat, less l33t ====<<======= Less heat, more l33t."
%
Quote #5235:
<DrWatson> Impressively, for a computer game character, I have some fairly geometrically probable breasts.
%
Quote #5236:
<icStatic> mmm joosters
<DrWatson> icStatic: Is that a euphamism for 'breasts'? Or are you just talking about fruit juice or something?
%
Quote #5237:
<Blood_God> i'd hardly describe coventry as the world.. the arse end of it perhaps... but certainly not the world.
%
Quote #5238:
<Woolfben> Welcome to the HoS workgroup. Price of admission: your soul
%
Quote #5239:
<NeXuS7> Today, Sadiq and I will be mostly cybering with MSN
%
Quote #5240:
 * Blood_God stops looking at the strangely hypnotic flashing LEDs on the modem/router
%
Quote #5241:
<Abla> a world without duefo is a world with a lot more work done :<
%
Quote #5242:
 * DrWatson considers developing a machine that turns paychecks into hardware, to save me the hassle of doing it
%
Quote #5243:
<Nekozuki> give me 10 minutes
<Nekozuki> no, ill come now actually
%
Quote #5244:
<murphybob> hello Nekozuki!111eleven
<murphybob> you are directly above my head
<Nekozuki> hiya murphybob!!!!111one
<Nekozuki> i know, i like being on top
%
Quote #5245:
<Silver> You know your network connection is dodgy when you /see/ the "Network cable unplugged" ballon for your link over VNC.
%
Quote #5246:
<zx64> "Western platters" <- are you talking harddrives here?
%
Quote #5247:
<icStatic> its the freshers! theyve found the campus hub and theyre grabbing as much porn as is possible!
<Silver> Would you like me to debunk every single part of that statement, or can you see the flaws?
%
Quote #5249:
<Woolfben> feck off - NO-ONE touches the shiny systems 
<Woolfben> we reserve the right to screw them up royally ourselves :p
%
Quote #5250:
<RubyMurray> i hope this is word im getting off bittorrent, and not Debbie Does Dallas :/
%
Quote #5251:
 * DrWatson nearly came over his keyboard
%
Quote #5253:
<Skumby> You'll be wanting a different life then, SilentDave 
<Skumby> One where bad stuff doesn't happen to you
<Crazy_Piglet> I heard they're on special in Tescos at the moment.
%
Quote #5254:
<Silver> Still, no connecting, but fuck that - I can code by syntax errors alone.
%
Quote #5255:
<Silver> Welcome to the 21st century.
<Silver> It's just like the last one, but slower to load.
%
Quote #5256:
<DrWatson> lucidion, the true master can find Goatse in anything. Goatse is everywhere, it's all around us, even here in this IRC channel. You can see it out your window, or on your television. You sense it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the image that has been pulled open to blind you to the truth
%
Quote #5257:
<Silver> Don't make me come over there.
%
Quote #5258:
<NeXuS7> "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Best chat up line ever</comic store guy>
%
Quote #5259:
<zx64> NOOBIES!
<Silver> ...
<Silver> Please don't distract me like that again.
%
Quote #5261:
<CLeaner> Yes, I can levitate... :)
%
Quote #5262:
<Banana> Ooh i'm getting a pole by the looks of things
<CLeaner> is this 2.4Ghz stuff?
<Blood_God> nah, he's importing from www.polishbrides.com
%
Quote #5263:
<Blood_God> WTF? windows thinks my camera is a 5 1/4" Floppy Drive
%
Quote #5264:
<zx64> Silver: NOOBIES!
<Silver> zx64, DIE!
<zx64> Silver: You lack authority!
<Silver> :P
%
Quote #5265:
 * Banana notes that his trousers are parting at the crotch again
%
Quote #5266:
<Draconas> hmmm breasts
<PlanarPlatypus> I know several that go bang at the end of it all
%
Quote #5267:
<bucko> NeXuS7: Grabbing your balls is prerequisite to gaming? No wonder I always lose.
%
Quote #5268:
<icStatic> ive got a legal copy of something
<icStatic> im uploading to tov now
%
Quote #5269:
<Si1entDave> What do you mean I've gone weird again? That's like saying the sea has gone wet again.
%
Quote #5270:
<zx64> When you said hash browns, I first thought of an IRC channel.
%
Quote #5271:
<PlanarPlatypus> I am the bastard child of Si1entDave and Seren.
%
Quote #5272:
<Si1entDave> So what happens if I walk up to zx64's trousers and press F9?
%
Quote #5273:
<zx64> Do pimps in Australia have purple corks on their hats?
%
Quote #5275:
<PlanarPlatypus> I'm just imagining cmb as a japanese schoolgirl.
%
Quote #5276:
<Draconas> WTF I could have sworn I had 5 nuclear devices last night.  There are only 4 here now.
%
Quote #5277:
 * DW *really* shouldn't have watched the MC Hammer video before I went to bed... I had dreams that giant wibbling trousers from another dimension were trying to give me an epileptic fit. I was scared.
%
Quote #5278:
<murphybob> !tell nexus7 battle.net, username: nexus7, password: slobert, its yours if you want it.
<murphybob> hmm...
<murphybob> maybe i should have used a privmsg for that
%
Quote #5280:
<NeXuS7> !roger Sadiq oh wait :)
%
Quote #5281:
<Sadiq> !quoten /suck my cock/ /yes please/
%
Quote #5282:
<Draconas> suck my cock
<NeXuS7> no thanks
%
Quote #5283:
<Skumby> he he he.. They've lost their stiffy
%
Quote #5285:
<DrWatson> Hello kids
<Banana> Wasssssssup?
<Skumby> waaaaaassssssaaaaaaaaapp
<Woolfben> wassssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppppp
<Banana> Wwwwwaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppppp
<Woolfben> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<DrWatson> Stop now.
%
Quote #5286:
<Nugent> cmb: you give her some cock, I'm busy
%
Quote #5287:
<Nugent> Si1entDave: Stop stroking my leg with your foot. It's really quite erotic.
%
Quote #5288:
<Elentari> I shouldn't have caught the frisbee with my leg.
%
Quote #5289:
<murphybob> well, before i get drawn into a discussion about how supermarket own brand cereal relates to the class divisions of our country and social elitism, i shall depart bedwards.
<murphybob> though I shall leave you with this nugget (thats regular nugget, not golden sugar puff honey coated breakfast nugget):  Every time you eat Kellogs' cereal, Karl Marx sheds a tear.
%
Quote #5290:
<bucko> Blood_God: Probably about right. It's been running about 2 years, so 5 a day is what you'd expect, roughly.
%
Quote #5292:
<Silver> (smartarse)
<zx64> (your mum)
<Silver> (counter-retort)
%
Quote #5293:
 * bucko doesn't approve of closing web browsers.
<bucko> Except when your housemates and/or parents come in and you're looking at ... stuff.
<bucko> Even then, you should seek to enlighten them!
%
Quote #5294:
<Si1entDave> zx64: If you must wear a hole in my trousers, I'd prefer that you do it by humping my leg.
%
Quote #5295:
<Si1entDave> My pubes are migrating up my chest.
%
Quote #5296:
<Dementia> Why was www.warwickcompsoc.co.uk trying to redirect me to home.microsoft.com just then....?
<zx64> Comedy value
%
Quote #5297:
<zx64> murphybob: That's what happens when you use too much chloroform
%
Quote #5298:
<Laurence> I have a computer. It seems to run on cash.
%
Quote #5299:
 * DrWatson loads bullets of bid
 * DrWatson sits the rifle on the mount
 * DrWatson sits down and gets comfy
 * DrWatson cocks the rifle *ka-chick*
 * DrWatson settles the butt of the rifle into his shoulder
 * DrWatson prepares to be a snipey ho
 * DrWatson takes aim at ebay
%
Quote #5300:
<Laurence> k. Thanks. I've also got icStatic's number from last night, so I'll ring one of you if I get lost.
<Sadiq> Result!
<Sadiq> I had to buy icStatic a couple of drinks before he'd give me his number.
%
Quote #5301:
<Crazy_Piglet> Current Uses of Computing? Is that like, "Making games so annoying 13 year olds can camp with M4s" and "making insecure operating systems which will need patching until the day micr^H^H^H^Hthe company stops supporting them"?
%
Quote #5302:
<murphybob> Imagine sleeping with what you thought was a C++ compiler only to wake up in the morning and realise it was a perl interpreter.  That'd suck.
%
Quote #5304:
<murphybob> 4x01 says they haven't
<Sariel> It'll be gay porn. It's gay porn disguised as Enterprise.
<murphybob> so i can't lose right?
%
Quote #5305:
<Yertle> says the guy who never eats any MFJ :P
%
Quote #5306:
<Banana> Mmm I'm hot now
%
Quote #5307:
<Sariel> I don't get it, what's with this sudden going-to-sleep-before-midnight thing?
%
Quote #5308:
<bucko> Is that the underwear scene?
%
Quote #5309:
<Robo> I added compsoc to my basket
%
Quote #5310:
<Sariel> I set my brother on fire once, does that come close to counting?
%
Quote #5311:
<Sadiq> a fucking network boot?
<Sadiq> that i'd like to see.
<NightCrawler> Its like a network boot, but it needs to be in physical contact with the server.
%
Quote #5313:
<Zebedee> read the fine print, you can find it up your arse CP
%
Quote #5315:
<can> actually i had such an science fiction idea, a gas-web surrounding the world
<zx64> Like the ozone layer?
%
Quote #5316:
<Sadiq> Still the idea of seeing Goatse before you'd even been baited is one of intrigue.
%
Quote #5317:
<Crazy_Piglet> if (arguement == null) throw new PEBKACException("OMG WTF BBQ NOOB!");
%
Quote #5318:
 * MFJ senses serious discussion and goes to bed
%
Quote #5319:
<Crazy_Piglet> I swear I look increasingly tired every time I get out of bed.  Maybe I should just stop getting out of bed...
%
Quote #5320:
<Nugent> Cool. I have these sexually frustrated monkeys, you see, and I've been wondering...
%
Quote #5321:
<Psyco__> !help Nexus7
<JinglyBOT> Psyco__: There is no help available for 'nexus7'.
<Psyco__> he's stuffed then
%
Quote #5322:
<Draconas> you may be northern robo, but you still make an adequate bitch 
%
Quote #5323:
<robo> oops, just threw the old mobo in bin with cpu still on it :o
%
Quote #5324:
<murphybob> o is an alphabetical representaion of an anal sphincter.
<murphybob> you have lost your anus.
<murphybob> omg.
%
Quote #5325:
<bucko> Penis overflow.
%
Quote #5326:
<Si1entDave> No, you fool, that's *my* leg!
%
Quote #5327:
<Si1entDave> Ok, I'm now thinking of midget robot porn.
%
Quote #5329:
<Seren> We need a camera.
<Si1entDave> What, to show how well hung cmb is?
%
Quote #5330:
<DrWatson> Ok, Seren's just made me think of My Little Pony goatse.
%
Quote #5331:
<Si1entDave> DrWatson: Can you imagine us pounding away at each other sat on two six packs?
%
Quote #5333:
<bucko> No, but I'm getting a giant boner already, picturing all the wailing guitars in the book.
<bucko> This calls for another episode of 24.
%
Quote #5334:
 * murphybob SLAPS icAway SO HARD OMG CHRIS DE BURGH SUCKS TEH DONKEY WILLY WTF BBQ H4X OMG!
%
Quote #5335:
<NeXuS7> 5.74 as 5.75 has more bugs than the natural history museum
%
Quote #5336:
<zx64> Caffiene for the mind, pizza for the body, sushi for the sole?
%
Quote #5337:
<Skumby> Is Real Life back online yet?
<Si1entDave> Nope. We're still running on the backup reality.
%
Quote #5338:
<Sariel> I won't ask what the bot's doing in #hell
<Skumby> Keeping Fade company, last time I checked
%
Quote #5340:
<bucko> My diff is backwards!
%
Quote #5341:
<Skumby> put the keyboard down and step away from the putty window
%
Quote #5342:
<bucko> It ... behaves oddly ... under mod_perl.
<Si1entDave> bucko, would you care do give us some -v with that?
<Silver> It was written... a bit oddly.
%
Quote #5343:
<Silver> EVERYTHING is my fault eventually.
%
Quote #5344:
 * Si1entDave casts 'Summon' on Draconas...
<Draconas> behold!
<Draconas> !!!! :)
%
Quote #5345:
<zx64> Oh.  Shit.
<zx64> I just rememberred I might have actually left it in Car Park 11 instead of DCS or by Library
%
Quote #5346:
<can> Crazy_Piglet, tim has his door closed, not ansering to knocks, and i am not going in there, since i ma not SPECHUL FORJES
%
Quote #5347:
<Crazy_Piglet> Because that's essentially a lot of hardware for one member.
%
Quote #5348:
<icStatic> Zephran just gets quoted out of sympathy
%
Quote #5349:
<icStatic> im only 19 :/
<icStatic> i think
%
Quote #5350:
<icStatic> only in my own room with the door closed and a ketchup bottle
%
Quote #5352:
 * icStatic has had FAR too much orange juice
%
Quote #5353:
<NeXuS7> why are ppl bouncing around a lot today?
<Silver> make
%
Quote #5354:
<Si1entDave> I seem to remember someone on here had a countdown timer set for when it was no longer perverse for him to fancy them.
<Si1entDave> I think it elapsed...
<Sudilos> it was the 18th of june 2004
%
Quote #5355:
<Skumby> bro needs the phone
<Sar> Sounds like a Fatboy Slim single.
%
Quote #5356:
<Banana> Just dial 0870 ILUVGOATSE
%
Quote #5357:
<murphybob> gay, unnavailable on windows.
%
Quote #5358:
<Silver> Ok, I may have some extra repositories.
%
Quote #5359:
<Sariel> Kill Silver and eat his brains.
 * murphybob screams at the word widget and runs away
<Silver> Sounds good.
%
Quote #5360:
<Nugent> Seldo: In "other interesting facts": we have a snog distance of at most 4.
<Seldo> lol
<Seldo> Go on, give us the chain then.
<Nugent> http://www.xdev.net/~amy/snogweb
<Seldo> oh dear god, it's on the web!
%
Quote #5361:
<Seldo> And, despite a recent switch in status from plain ol' gay to spicy bisexual, I have yet to snog any women.
%
Quote #5362:
<Nugent> Porn to young girls, in fact.
<Seldo> Our whole business model is doomed.
<Nugent> A previously unknown niche, presumably.
%
Quote #5364:
 * Woolfben stops quotesniping and gets back to work
%
Quote #5365:
<Seldo> Woolf: I can't be arsed.
%
Quote #5366:
<Seldo> I get the impression the existence of the quotebot makes people deliberately say provocative and silly things in the hope of getting quoted.
%
Quote #5367:
<murphybob> yes officer.. i saw it all.. he ran in shouting my card number is 1337-SPESH-SPESH-SPESH!!11!1eleven and he ran straight into that glass door... anything else? well yes he did scream WALL H4X just before he hit the door and then something about fucking noclip mode after he fell....
%
Quote #5368:
<NeXuS7> haha I can't believe I just ended up typing "nah si1entdave and I split up and he got the utility belt in the divorce settlement" as the answer to why don't I have a screwdriver
%
Quote #5369:
 * Sadiq now has an 0870 number.
%
Quote #5370:
<Sadiq> Like a cheap korean hooker?
<NeXuS7> ;)
<NeXuS7> i can think of several things for that
%
Quote #5371:
<Blood_God> Woolfben: thats what spellcheckers are for... when your spelling has been compsocced
%
Quote #5372:
 * Woolfben worries that pretty soon he'll forget the other spelling of speshul
%
Quote #5373:
<NeXuS7> i mean there's only soo many times that i can draw goatse
%
Quote #5374:
<MFJ> it was more win than michael shumaccer winning at monoply while wining the german grand prix holding a winning lottery ticket while solving the meaning of life
%
Quote #5375:
 * Sadiq thinks Silver might be in denial.
<Sadiq> PlanarPlatypus: But also costs 4x as much as my car.
<Silver> I AM NOT!
%
Quote #5377:
 * NeXuS7 goes to write the essay that is "who i'm giving head erm lifts to for the lan"
%
Quote #5378:
<Si1entDave> benji: Everything is possible with SSH tunnels...
%
Quote #5379:
<Berg> xchat stops me writing 'teh'
%
Quote #5380:
<NeXuS7> ip is Go fuck yourself.
%
Quote #5381:
<NeXuS7> benji: the key to tomb raider was if in doubt do the moves that look really cool or get her wet...
%
Quote #5382:
<zx64> Unreal 1 was about 200 microHalos when it comes to tedium.  Bear in mind that the National Halo Prevention working group advises no more than 3 microHalos per year lest trauma and suicidal tendencies occur.
%
Quote #5383:
<bucko> The Nazis are here.
 * Sariel arrives on cue
%
Quote #5384:
<Zephran> icStatic, our DC++ server has been killed, it decided it wanted lot and lots of cpu, I decided I wanted those cpu cycles, task manager settled it
%
Quote #5385:
<Silver> Mm, big.
%
Quote #5386:
<NeXuS7> woot my kitchen is now cleaner than a pornstar's ass
%
Quote #5387:
<icStatic> Silver, off you go :)
<Silver> ?
<Skumby> please god no...
<icStatic> !for  :P
<Silver> No.
<Silver> Way.
<Silver> In.
<Silver> Hell.
<Skumby> At least call it "!spam"
%
Quote #5388:
<Silver> No.
<Silver> Way.
<Silver> In.
<Silver> Hell.
%
Quote #5389:
<NeXuS7> murphybob++ i love you a lot
%
Quote #5390:
<murphybob> back in my day we didn't have laptops, there was an indian child to carry your pc for you
%
Quote #5391:
<icStatic> my ass hurt after that
%
Quote #5392:
<icStatic> reason: "i like my ass"
%
Quote #5395:
 * icStatic has wet himself
%
Quote #5396:
<Blood_God> go go gadget google.
%
Quote #5399:
 * Woolfben gets sleep, cures sleep deprivation, saves world. It's a mini adventure
%
Quote #5400:
<Silver> Is there actually something broken?
 * Banana shrugs
<NeXuS7> erm probably not
<Silver> Ok, good. Carpet. Bug. Sweep.
%
Quote #5401:
<RubyMurray> that pancake bunny
<RubyMurray> gets me every time
%
Quote #5402:
<Draconas> zephrtan take LSD, crack, acid, weed and a few other things, mix with liberal quantities of alcohol and lame writers and film the result for broadcvast on the scifi channel 
%
Quote #5403:
<NeXuS7> Sorry we tried to deliver... we've been watching your house all day and when you went to the shop for 5 minutes we must have missed you. Please call us so that you can waste another day in your house"
%
Quote #5404:
<Sariel> So *that's* why they don't like you opening HDDs - you'd see all the fingerprints the assembly-line techs left on your platters!
%
Quote #5405:
<Banana> And no, I don't have my hand up it's arse.
%
Quote #5406:
<murphybob> sleep is for the week
%
Quote #5408:
<icStatic> jesus. compsoc sickens even me
%
Quote #5409:
<zx64> murphybob: Don't forget to run your cock by Dementia for approval first
%
Quote #5410:
<MFJ> notepad just owned my PC :-(
%
Quote #5411:
<sadiq> Oh.. and I can't bring myself to stay with a bank that wouldn't allow me to have a Startup Merchant Account because i'd not been in business for two years.
%
Quote #5412:
<sadiq> Did I tell you guys about the time I spent ten minutes in Maplins having a guy try to explain to me why I needed a cd-writer to write on CDs and that my pen alone wouldn't do it?
%
Quote #5413:
 * lucidion has heard that it's quite hard to install NetBSD on women. They don't like it when you try to put in your installation floppy.
%
Quote #5414:
<lucidion> wardrobe: you can't run Debian on women.
%
Quote #5415:
<Banana> Not at the moment they cant cos we havent got enough orifices
%
Quote #5416:
<Blood_God> work => money => shiny hardware => skintness => work...
%
Quote #5417:
<Drac> yes but his box will render doom 3 so well that a cyberdemon will pop out of his TFT and eat you :P
%
Quote #5418:
<Blood_God> out of the 6 of us in our ISE group.. I'm the only single one.. I mean.. wtf.. this is a CS module.. people that do CS modules aren't supposed to have relationships
%
Quote #5419:
<Blood_God> damn that ctrl+b being next to ctrl+b
%
Quote #5420:
<icStatic> i personally blame drac for the state of the world!
%
Quote #5422:
<Woolfben> hmmm - based on a quick survey, Zephran's quotes suck
%
Quote #5423:
<mb> you were going to bed with your palmtop and quake3? 
<mb> err....
<mb> thats just kinky
%
Quote #5424:
<Crazy_Piglet> ARGH! DIE! DIE! DIE!
%
Quote #5425:
<Crazy_Piglet> CS124 work sheets suck your life away and leave and empty, lifeless husk behind.
%
Quote #5426:
<Prime9> hehe... just try logic, Li & tiskin I had a chance with, I don't think I'm physically or mentally capable of staying awake for a whole logic lecture
%
Quote #5427:
<Laurence> wtf. Quit IRC? what are you suggesting? blasphemer!
%
Quote #5428:
<Laurence> thank god nobody quoted my dodgy dongle. Out of context that would sound *very* wrong.
%
Quote #5429:
<Laurence> My problem is a dodgy dongle.
%
Quote #5430:
<Banana> I am *not* going to become #compsoc's porn barron, thank you very much.
%
Quote #5431:
<Crazy_Piglet> icStatic: Ass, over here, now.
%
Quote #5432:
<icStatic> Trekmaster, yes, BigG, t'was good, NeXuS7, meh
%
Quote #5433:
<Blood_God> gah. i just tried to go to the webmail by typing weblame.warwick.ac.uk
%
Quote #5434:
<inciner> hello. Donkey porn experiments are fun.
%
Quote #5435:
<bucko> NeXuS7: "Read and learn sluts" sounds like some toy for little girls.
%
Quote #5436:
<NeXuS7> sadiq you're coming tonight right ;)
<icStatic> i guess it depends on how well you perform NeXuS7
<sadiq> NeXuS7: Hell yea.
%
Quote #5437:
<Skumby> Seeing ass I played fo a bit, then quit
%
Quote #5438:
<speakfire> 'dear Microsoft, I h4xed your software for free and am dissatisfied - please make the following changes...'
%
Quote #5439:
<Laurence> all hail Drac.
%
Quote #5440:
<Skumby> You will pay attention to my additives
%
Quote #5441:
<zx64> <lucidion> Damn, I nearly typed in "www.speshulnakedstuff.com"
%
Quote #5442:
<zx64> Of course, anyone remarking on how speakfire appears to no longer be fully clothed as his nick as changed to remove said string would probably get quoted.
%
Quote #5443:
<Laurence> The Drac has spoken, all hail Drac.
%
Quote #5444:
<can> Zephran, needs a power outage to go to bed
%
Quote #5445:
<Banana> Arrghhh Dyson hoovers really suck.
%
Quote #5446:
<Crazy_Piglet> Zephran|laptop: You hear that sound?
<Crazy_Piglet> It's the sound of your wallet screaming.
%
Quote #5447:
<Blood_God> postits++ they're real life !tell's :D
%
Quote #5448:
<NeXuS7> 10am - 6pm == sleeping patterns of win!
%
Quote #5449:
<Yertle> wow, the neighbours have really totally shut up! its not every day you successfully negotiate with someone dressed as a pumpkin :)
%
Quote #5450:
<NeXu57> Zephran i have a feeling your idea of airflow is similar to a small localised tornado
%
Quote #5451:
<Banana> There was supposed to be more words in that line
%
Quote #5452:
<MFJ> I bought Silver if thats any help
%
Quote #5453:
<robo> yeah, I bought silver too
<MFJ> yes, thats why i cought silver
<Zephran> MFJ, i would if i wasn't going to get raped on postage
%
Quote #5454:
<Banana> Hmmm that smells like Euan... I could be wrong of course...
%
Quote #5455:
<Banana> OMGWTFBBQ! I need a new box of tissues :(
%
Quote #5456:
<Banana> I'm a quote-a-minute :)
%
Quote #5457:
 * Woolfben discovers his burgers aren't ready yet
 * Woolfben types !quote and waits............
<Banana> Shtop!! These burgers, they are not ready yet
%
Quote #5458:
<Laurence> what time do you call this? Some of us have been up and avoiding doing any work since 13:00.
%
Quote #5459:
<Banana> Im svng bndwdth, y cn pt th xtr ltrs n yrslf.
%
Quote #5460:
 * zx64 wonders if complaining that compsoc is "too geeky" is like complaining the ocean is "too wet"
%
Quote #5461:
 * zx64 wonders if Sadiq has attached a printout of goatse to his front door for Haloween
%
Quote #5462:
<NeXuS7> sadiq you know my usual rates only $3 for you ;)
%
Quote #5463:
 * DrWatson points and laughs at sadiq
 * sadiq segmentation faults DrWatson 
%
Quote #5464:
<Skumby> wheee.. irradiated pussy!
%
Quote #5465:
<Jingles> i can just imagine a nine year old with a cape on holding a banana thinking 'wtf do i do with this?'
%
Quote #5466:
<Ynox> i'm not sure if people would call my pc shiny. More ghetto like :D
%
Quote #5467:
 * DrWatson tries not to think smutty things about things to do with bananas
%
Quote #5468:
<Skumby> Or you could spend the whole weekend with some guys hand up your arse
%
Quote #5469:
<DrWatson> Oooh, Oooh, Oooh! More LAX!
%
Quote #5471:
 * MFJ needs to get away from 'must buy sony' mentality
%
Quote #5472:
<sadiq> And let's face it.. playing with parallel vector units is just plain wet-dream inducing.
%
Quote #5473:
<sadiq> lucidion: Are you in DCS?
<lucidion> sadiq: no
<sadiq> Ok.
<sadiq> Good.
<sadiq> No sleeping on the couch.
%
Quote #5474:
<NeXuS7> the big bang == porn? since when!
%
Quote #5475:
<lucidion> Why are we up at 4:40 in the morning talking about buttsex?
%
Quote #5476:
<sadiq> lucidion: Don't fall asleep on the couches in DCS again or you'll wake up having Buttsex.
%
Quote #5477:
<Sadiq> I just spent ten minutes looking for my Jeans, only to realise I was wearing them.
%
Quote #5478:
<inciner> just wondering if we really had an hour of lecture to say "intergrate acceleration wrt t to get velocity"#
%
Quote #5479:
<inciner> well, at least I don't get the donkey porn quote all the time now
%
Quote #5480:
<Sadiq> No no, tell us more about donkey porn. We want to know, really.
%
Quote #5481:
<RobM> I wouldn't call it a 'hint of yuri' myself, because that would be like saying Urotsokidoji merely 'implies sex'...
%
Quote #5482:
<Crazy_Piglet> My concurrency coursework is increasingly looking like a novel with a few bits of code plugged in for the hell of it.
%
Quote #5483:
<inciner> moer dokkey pr0n!!!!1
%
Quote #5484:
<Crazy_Piglet> uh, riiiight, robo I'm staying well away from you, ya freak
%
Quote #5485:
<Blood_God> hmm... i'm sure when i started installing linux there were 8 bottles left in the crate
%
Quote #5486:
 * Woolfben suspects if murphybob had a hand in coding it, most humourous = greatest references to wordlist: fuck, sex, cunt......
%
Quote #5487:
 * Blood_God adds some to this form... mmm bullshittastic
%
Quote #5488:
<Dementia> Mmmm 50% packet loss is fun, you should try it sometime.
%
Quote #5489:
<inciner> pfft, good at using pc 1 handed. Mouse, keyboard sideway, hitting f5 with thumb
%
Quote #5490:
<inciner> all my quotes are about wanking and donket porn
<murphybob> spell donkey porn right and i'll quote your bitch ass :P
%
Quote #5491:
<Blood_God> !flipacoin bush or kerry
%
Quote #5492:
<Sadiq> "Procrastination is like masturbation, it's great till you realise you just fucked yourself."
%
Quote #5493:
<Sadiq> god-damn you Grouphug.. god-damn you.
<Sadiq> "I voted for Bush."
%
Quote #5494:
<inciner> fooking bush made me miss a lecture
%
Quote #5495:
<Nekozuki> but, Its just not big enough damnit! 
%
Quote #5496:
<bucko> More like the desire to bugger them senseless without them desiring to bugger you senseless, kinda. Or not. That sounds awfully like rape.
<bucko> !quoteshield
 * Philippa laughs
%
Quote #5497:
<murphybob> in fact "Pornography" is my /favourite/ type of "ography"!
%
Quote #5498:
<Si1entDave> I have never bragged about my bottom.
%
Quote #5499:
<Si1entDave> DrWatson is Seren's girlfriend... no... wait!
%
Quote #5500:
<Si1entDave> My cruft extends over all major land masses of the first three planets of this system.
%
Quote #5501:
<cmb> yarr, there be many a scurvy warez-monkey in yonder waters...
%
Quote #5502:
<NeXuS7> Sadiq is a wonderful wonderful person who would _never_ _every_ steal someone else's computer and type funny things into IRC. No siree. Not at all.
%
Quote #5503:
 * NeXuS7 notes that the real NeXuS7 is getting it on, on his bed.
%
Quote #5504:
<NeXuS7> I once woke up with a condom half stuck up my ass and no idea how it got there.
%
Quote #5505:
<Silver> Sometimes I'm not sure who is more in need of help - murphybob, or those around him.
%
Quote #5507:
<Draconas> yes i think we do, its like darwinism, the stupid should be illimated before they can infulence others
%
Quote #5508:
<Morlark> Well, somebody just got goate'd. My work here is done.
%
Quote #5510:
 * Si1entDave imagines reprogramming the ITS netfilters with his nice new shiny machete.
%
Quote #5511:
<Draconas> your trying to have more pointy things than me arn't you?
%
Quote #5512:
<Crazy_Piglet> Your challenge this week teams is to disarm this mad lunatic and turn his swords into A FLYING MACHINE!
%
Quote #5513:
<Crazy_Piglet> Sounds fun.  I opt for an army of "your mum, movement 0 (cos she's so big)"
%
Quote #5514:
<Banana> You've been goatse free for a long while now.
<sadiq> I know.
<sadiq> Rehab's working great!
%
Quote #5515:
<ficedula> I'm sorry, it's not 9 o'clock yet. The likelyhood is that you are NOT DRUNK ENOUGH to start gaming.
%
Quote #5516:
<Draconas> " stand not between the most mighty one Drac and his fudge cake.  For he will dispense great wrath and liberal smiting of your heathen fucking ass before returning to his meal" 
%
Quote #5517:
<Laurence> Drac, something would be seriously wrong if your quotes ceased to be strange.
%
Quote #5518:
<Draconas> whats the point of being a religous leader if i can't molest the young and innocent members of the religion
%
Quote #5519:
<Blood_God> the padding on the floor, it has been determined, is not to protect children from falls.. but students
%
Quote #5520:
<sadiq> "Marriage is a union between a man and a woman."
<zx64> That's really gay
%
Quote #5521:
<icStatic> id quote that if you werent talking to an elf
%
Quote #5522:
<Banana> Arrghh my damn virus scanner keeys trying to scan for virii
%
Quote #5523:
<bucko> They suck.
<icStatic> better than most
%
Quote #5524:
<Banana> Take *that* precious data that I've forgotten to... oh wait...
%
Quote #5525:
<icStatic> i dont need a sword - if someone comes at me with one - the only thing that would be left of me is the smell i left in my pants
%
Quote #5526:
 * icStatic sharpened his on his grandads sanding wheel
%
Quote #5527:
 * Woolfben considers getting a set with orange sandals and shaving his head......
%
Quote #5528:
 * Woolfben realises this order could outfit the average peasant army in feudal Japan
%
Quote #5529:
<Banana> I'm on the java site, trying to download java. Firefox says missing plugin! The plugin ... is.. er.. java, so it goes off by itself and installs java... erm :)
%
Quote #5530:
<Dementia> I have a £1500 overdraft  I'm not using too - I can buy an awful lot of swords with that :D
%
Quote #5531:
<Si1entDave> YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CROTCH, PHILIP STONEMAN!
%
Quote #5532:
<Jingles> clearly palpatine got anakin by repeatedly winding him up by saying 'your mum'
%
Quote #5533:
<murphybob> well my mum cums in my room, so you have it lightly :/
%
Quote #5534:
<bucko> My gums have never bled. :)
<bucko> NEVER.
<murphybob> k k k 
<bucko> NOT EVEN WHEN I HAD THEM CUT OFF AND REPLACED WITH STEEL.
%
Quote #5535:
<bucko> Hmmm, I appear to have misplaced my boxer shorts.
%
Quote #5536:
<bucko> Si1entDave: Maybe we should have sex!
 * MFJ screams
<Server> MFJ (Max@81-178-253-50.dsl.pipex.com) has left #compsoc
%
Quote #5537:
 * Robo decides not to ever speak in this channel again, and avoid the spam
%
Quote #5538:
<NeXuS7> the recycle bin is usually where i keep my work
%
Quote #5539:
<Banana> We should OSP it.. or something
<sadiq> Banana: If we OSP it, it'll become an operating system.
%
Quote #5540:
<Banana> Mental note: Do not try to breathe and drink simultaniously
%
Quote #5541:
<Woolfben> Laurence, disclaimer: The opinions/views/suggestions expressed in #compsoc are not representative of the computing society, compsoc takes no responsibility for personal, legal, or physical issues experienced as a result of use of said suggestions.
%
Quote #5542:
<Laurence> note to self: do not visit Drac's karma page of doom just to see if it /still/ kills my browser.
%
Quote #5543:
<icStatic> right, when you put extra debugging code into your program to see what its up to, you really really dont want it to print 'Doing fuck all' 300 times then quit
%
Quote #5544:
<BigG> Note to self: catching finger in high-speed fans hurts a great deal
%
Quote #5545:
<icStatic> aha, thats why it wasnt doing anything! i forgot to give it something to do!
%
Quote #5546:
<ajmiles> i'm not sure my feminine name will hold for long
%
Quote #5547:
<Zephran> Crazy_Piglet, tactical nukes are not called fireworks
%
Quote #5548:
<Woolfben> icStatic, zeph runnign out of caffiene is the 3rd sign of the apocalypse
%
Quote #5549:
<Nekozuki> PLU should expect us to sit on something that require constant screwing to keep happy
%
Quote #5550:
<NeXuS7> assassination week?
<Zephran> Antz, we have reached £600 of swords and still awaiting more requests
<Sariel> Just make sure you get them in the right order; It's Ashcroft first, then Cheney and Rumsfeld, then Blair, /then/ Bush.
<Sariel> Minus ten points for each out of turn, minus a hundred if Ashcroft is at any point officially president.
%
Quote #5551:
<Jingles> would that hold all your porn NeXuS7?
<NeXuS7> nope ;)
<Jingles> clearly insufficient for your needs then
%
Quote #5552:
 * Jingles wonders if anyone has ever stored porn on punchcards
%
Quote #5553:
<BigG> try { BigG.sleep(10000); } catch(ExceptionError e) { System.out.print("Who the hell woke me up!!!"); }
%
Quote #5554:
<incinersleep> Si1entDave - were 1st years, we go to all the lectures and listen intently...
%
Quote #5555:
<benji> well lectures always do go quicker if one is asleep
%
Quote #5556:
<Si1entDave> Hey people, feel the love!
<Chloe> i'm feeling it
%
Quote #5557:
<lamby> (you know, one of these days i'm going find out who "peer" is and kick his ass)
%
Quote #5558:
<zx64> Morning is a state of mind
%
Quote #5560:
<inciner> ftguc1548962
<inciner> err
<inciner> ignore that
<inciner> right changed
%
Quote #5561:
<Faux> "Brief Survey of Field" -> google://
<Faux> "Time Plan" -> Night before due date.
%
Quote #5562:
<ficedula> It's all a big circle of hated and pain. The lecturer hates the supervisors, who hate the students, who hate the lecturer...
%
Quote #5564:
<Jeremy> Anything plastic or rubber I'm happy to buy.
%
Quote #5565:
<murphybob> !tell robo damn u.  i tried plastik and i like it :(  now i look like a linux freak.
%
Quote #5566:
<icStatic> bt phone line: 9.99/mo. nildram 1mbit: 25/mo. gettting EVERY LAST BIT of bandwidth: priceless
<Woolfben> Katana £17 Sharpener £1.61 Getting your bandwidth back: Priceless
<icStatic> new pair of underpants: 50p
%
Quote #5567:
<NeXuS7> robo what hole?
%
Quote #5568:
<Skumby> It's sad when you can play name that gun when you're only seeing the bullet impacts on  a wall
%
Quote #5569:
<NeXuS7> Zephran what are you grabbing?
%
Quote #5570:
<Banana> <grrr> I have to get up tomorrow morning for anal dig
%
Quote #5572:
<Chloe> I come on irc all on my own thankyou very much!
%
Quote #5573:
<Jingles> if there really is a girl there, for gods sake get off irc and go cuddle somewhere
%
Quote #5574:
<NeXuS7> Jingles you can close you're imaginary friends irc clients now
%
Quote #5575:
<Woolfben> !quotesnipingwhoresallonlineandquoteing
%
Quote #5576:
 * Woolfben was a nice, normal student, working hard, playing hard, until one day..... he met compsoc...... and they showed him Goatse. Now he is a withered shadow of his former self, compelled to troll IRC endlessly...........
%
Quote #5577:
<Woolfben> as in, "Buy from our site, or you'll be forwarded to Goatse""
%
Quote #5578:
<ficedula> You can probably hold a normal - for IRC - conversation purely by quoting bash.org entries...
%
Quote #5579:
<Jingles> everyone should have a robo, they're useful for all sorts of computer tasks
%
Quote #5580:
<atca> how do you control Bong?
<Robo> jedi force powers
%
Quote #5581:
 * sadiq notes icStatic is a very lifelike bot with good conversational skills.
%
Quote #5582:
 * murphybob thinks he has played too much ravenshield when he can recognise the gun that major shepherd carries in sg atlantis at the first guess.
%
Quote #5583:
<sadiq> Silver: You busy thinking about Zat naked?
%
Quote #5584:
<zx64> Nadgers Nadgers Nadgers Nadgers Nadgers Nadgers ...
%
Quote #5585:
<can> is this a message from the mozilla spirit for me to get the new firefox
%
Quote #5586:
<Banana> All your datafiles are belong to /dev/null.
%
Quote #5587:
<robo> nah, it doesn't have a big enough hole
%
Quote #5588:
<sadiq> msnbot has to be the most RETARDED bot in the world. 
<sadiq> FFS 
<Banana> Wow 
<Banana> I feel honored :)
%
Quote #5589:
<Blood_God> the bots working when everything else is b0rked
<Blood_God> THE END IS NIGH!
%
Quote #5590:
<Dementia> I'm so happy, I found Robo tied naked to a chair in a lab. :D
%
Quote #5591:
<Banana> <grr> I've stuck it in and now I cant get it out.
%
Quote #5592:
<murphybob> an effective alternative to password crackers can be social engineering.  by which i mean beating people up and demanding their password/lunch money.
%
Quote #5593:
<Banana> Its not a sock, its a fashion item.
%
Quote #5594:
<Banana> Happy furry penis thoughts.
%
Quote #5595:
<zx64> My nuts dropped.
<Banana> Finally!
%
Quote #5596:
<DrWatson> Matrix Christmas panto!
<Seren> There is no spoon! Oh, yes there is! Oh, no there isn't!
%
Quote #5597:
<Draconas> Sariel i sold £1000 worth of souls today, but you don't hear me yelling about it ;) 
%
Quote #5598:
<Sadiq> That costs me money. It also makes baby Jesus cry.
%
Quote #5599:
<Sadiq> Anyone want to sell me some grey or black cable? =)
<Sadiq> Sariel: I live with a girl.
%
Quote #5600:
<zx64> Sadiq: They could have seen Zat naked and /then/ pulled the network cable out in a fit of passion.
%
Quote #5601:
<Si1entDave> Great quote: 'You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollypop.'
<Berg> i'm only a 4th year!
%
Quote #5602:
<murphybob> /I/ have to wake up for a 9am NeXuS7.
%
Quote #5603:
<bucko> Linux is clean and pure and as UNSTABLE AS THE TITANIC balanced on a 200ft high PIN that's so thin it can't even be SEEN!
%
Quote #5604:
<Si1entDave> It must really suck having dodgy join quotes.
%
Quote #5605:
<murphybob> Damn you nexus stop having sex change operations already!!!!
%
Quote #5606:
<Si1entDave> Cos I'm feelin' it. I'm feelin' the love.
<Silver> Actually no, but I'm a long way away so this is probably a good thing.
%
Quote #5607:
<Silver> If you're in my sister's room, I'm getting the police.
%
Quote #5609:
<Si1entDave> Sadiq, you're like a regular gay guy aren't you? You're about to start giving Nat hair tips for when he meets her any minute now...
<RubyMurray> er
<Sadiq> Si1entDave: I never denied it.
%
Quote #5610:
<Sadiq> Do you have the plutonium?
<MFJ> Ass packed
%
Quote #5611:
 * BigG wonders if anyone at gaming would mind sorting X out on my laptop
<Silver> Bring laptop, and rope. Affix cmb/zx64 to furnature, place laptop in front, and wait. :)
%
Quote #5612:
<icConcurrenygaaah> im gonna marry a pointer when i grow up
%
Quote #5613:
<Sariel> Yay! Go Dave!
%
Quote #5614:
 * zx64 couldn't be arsed to get up any earlier than about midnight
%
Quote #5615:
<Crazy_Piglet> hmm, only 1001 lines of code now... must have lost one somewhere.
%
Quote #5616:
<Crazy_Piglet> Fuck me, it works...
<Crazy_Piglet> Printing! 1 2 4 6 9
<Crazy_Piglet> It's over!
<Crazy_Piglet> BUILD SUCCESSFUL (total time: 0 seconds)
<Crazy_Piglet> :-D
<Crazy_Piglet> Happy dance! <(^ ^<) <(^ ^)> (>^ ^)>
%
Quote #5617:
<Blood_God> PlanarPlatypus: for a moment there i thought that you were saying your machine was on fire :p
%
Quote #5620:
<icStatic> sleep deprivation is my middle name
%
Quote #5621:
<icStatic> i say 2 lines in #compsoc and i get quoted. my quote to cruft ratio is getting much better!
%
Quote #5622:
<icStatic> are you quoting everything i say?
%
Quote #5623:
 * Woolfben almost searched google for complex speshul functions there
%
Quote #5624:
<icStatic> i might be a quote sniping ho, but its for a good cause
%
Quote #5625:
 * Zephran points people in the direction of #EmptyDeathThreats
%
Quote #5626:
 * PlanarPlatypus really should not think outloud on IRC
%
Quote #5627:
<AnimeBOT> Konnbanwa, Sariel
<AnimeBOT> Oh, Just once
<Sariel> No!
<Sariel> I've told you time and time again, bot. *NEVER*.
<Sariel> Piggyback rides are /right out/.
%
Quote #5628:
<Crazy_Piglet> COURSEWORK!!! :-D :-D :-D
%
Quote #5629:
<Sariel> You realise that this means you will not: 1) Get the girl, 2) Become phenomenally rich, 3) Unearth your actual heritage as prince of some far-off land, but you likely will 1) Suffer, 2) Fail and 3) Die?
%
Quote #5630:
<bucko> I have a pad next to my desk that I occasionally hit, for no real reason.
<bucko> But it currently has 6 drawing pins on it.
<Banana> Ouch
<Sariel> Smart.
%
Quote #5631:
<Sariel> Yeah; if it was a holy war I'd have set fire to Banana by now.
%
Quote #5632:
<Blood_God> there's always one... and its always lucidion 
%
Quote #5633:
<Draconas> Laurence and so by magic of cmb your problems are fixed 
%
Quote #5634:
<Blood_God> "IOU one copy of HL2"
<Blood_God> "signed, Valve"
%
Quote #5635:
<Blood_God> hmm. keyboard cable not quite long enough error.
%
Quote #5636:
<zx64> "Printy-printy!  Five dollah!"
<zx64> "Me form feed you long time!"
%
Quote #5637:
<Prime9> it's SOD's law.... order new hardware for lan, it turns up broken, get working version, windows breaks............ I wanna kill sod
%
Quote #5638:
<bucko> I can't say I'm proud that my Perl script uses 1.2GB of RAM, but...
<bucko> Well, I am.
%
Quote #5639:
<Sariel> I'm gonna buy me a Mac as soon as I find some rich recluse to kill and steal the money from.
%
Quote #5640:
<MFJ> Almost as big as mine lucidion ;-)
%
Quote #5641:
<icStatic> Crazy_Piglet, wanna see something fucked up? :)
%
Quote #5642:
<incinerhl2> instead of spending the last 2 hours playing HL2, I spent it playing pontifex 3d...
%
Quote #5643:
<Banana> I was tempted to put my hand through cmb's legs just to get one.
%
Quote #5644:
<Zephran> you will want silver anyway
%
Quote #5645:
<murphybob> hide it in shame.  i am a perl coder and i don't use obfuscating crap like that!
%
Quote #5646:
<Si1entDave> Need For Speed Underground 2 with a Volvo and a caravan. With a dog looking out the back window.
%
Quote #5647:
<Si1entDave> Oh dear Oh Dear Oh Dear.
<Si1entDave> Charles has discovered Quote.
<Si1entDave> No-one is safe.
%
Quote #5648:
<incinerhl2> pfft been qoutesniped bout that donkey porn too many times
%
Quote #5649:
 * Si1entDave is turning into an AOLer!
%
Quote #5650:
<Si1entDave> Zephran, would you be so kind as to stop bouncing like a fat hooker riding a fat man on a worn-out bed?
%
Quote #5651:
<Si1entDave> Ah yes. For NeXuS7, the ugly bird going down on you is worse than the net connection. For NeXuS7 is quite obviously gay.
%
Quote #5652:
<zx64> Remember kids: the ugly bird going down catches the worm because your net connection is still up?
%
Quote #5653:
<Si1entDave> Right then. All of you try and hold onto yourselves for ONE MINUTE and nyet quoteenski!
%
Quote #5654:
<inciner> I admire PlanarPlatypus's ability not to quote murphybob there
%
Quote #5655:
<Banana> lucidion bastardises a lot of things he comes into contact with :)
%
Quote #5656:
<Draconas> zx64 being bored is uaually interesting for anyone around at the time
%
Quote #5657:
<murphybob> icStatic what you do to defeat chanserv is copy this "/msg zx64 you are gay" and paste it as many times as possible into you're irc client...
%
Quote #5658:
<icStatic> lets all donate our second slots so MFJ can come
%
Quote #5659:
<icStatic> they are trying to persuade everyone to speak 'US english' its basically english with predefined spelling mistakes
%
Quote #5660:
<icStatic> #compsoc. finding the sick meaning on all phrases since 1997
%
Quote #5661:
<BigG> icStatic, you GIT! I was *honestly* going to do some work before you posted that :@
%
Quote #5662:
<icStatic> NeXuS7, want to earn some easy cash at the LAN? :)
%
Quote #5663:
 * zx64 thinks it would be silly and amusing to build a PC full of raid cards for people to put their HDDs in and synch their collections of stuff.
%
Quote #5664:
 * lucidion thinks it would be more amusing to drop a 1TB porn share on the network and watch the network grind to a halt.
%
Quote #5666:
 * DrWatson wants to have citrix's babies.
%
Quote #5667:
 * DrWatson reads some more webpages - Never mind babies. I'd gladly give citrix a blowjob.
%
Quote #5668:
 * DrWatson reads some more webpages - Never mind babies. I'd gladly give citrix a blowjob.
%
Quote #5669:
<DrWatson> ^_^
<Skumby> Double Quote!
<zx64> Triple quote!
<Si1entDave> !unquote
<Draconas> m m m m m m monster quote!
<PlanarPlatypus> mmmmmmmmmoonsterquote
<DrWatson> #compsoc is on a QUOTING SPREE!!!
<Si1entDave> Heh.
%
Quote #5670:
<ficedula> "No, we aren't allowed to leave the package with the neighbours ... but we could leave it in your garden instead!"
%
Quote #5671:
<cmb> ... ye hairy bobs, *ANOTHER* channel to watch.
%
Quote #5672:
<murphybob> ~ means you are a big girls blouse, & means you blow goats, and % means you look at pictures of other mens weiners....  oh yeah and all three mean you can kick my sorry ass for insulting you :)
%
Quote #5673:
<icStatic> =========================Programe Started=====================
<icStatic> Exception in thread "main" java.lang.OutOfMemoryError
%
Quote #5674:
<Draconas> quoten start regex end regex
<Laurence> !quote /3 tiere pricing/ /Cusotmise the beating/
<Laurence> !quote /3 tier pricing/ /Cusotmise the beating/
%
Quote #5675:
<Draconas> dave bodyguarding also comes in 3 tiers:
<Draconas> Budget: i occasionally look up from my comptuer screen to see if anything is going wrong, and if so will come and help depending on how interestig the current game is
<Draconas> Standard: I keep an eye on you and engage all but overwelhming/suicidal odds 
<Draconas> Deluxe: All of my lives before yours (please note and extra charge is levied for every life I expend past the first) 
%
Quote #5676:
<Draconas> lol
<Draconas> well i have a 3 tier pricing structure
<Draconas> Budget: I just hit him randomly for a bit 
<Draconas> Standard: You get to pick roughly the level of beating - say "2 broken bones" level of specififcness
<Si1entDave> Damnit. I had to eat pie because we're out of cookies.
<Draconas> Deluxe: Cusotmise the beating to your exact requirements, including number and location of breaks (even the little ones behind the ears which are ery hard to do (extra charge)) 
%
Quote #5677:
<Laurence> Draconas++ You're always very helpful (I wish to live.)
%
Quote #5678:
<Draconas> Zephran you would like the msot holy religion of drac:
<Draconas> 1. exams are evil and thus forbidden
<Draconas> 2. curseowkr is forbidden and thus evil
<Draconas> 3. all meat is sacred, especially with gravy 
<Draconas> 4. chocolate fudge cake in manditory 
<inciner> in?
<Zephran> ok - i would have to disagree with 3 and 4 as well as having to worshisp you
<Draconas> 5. bad chocolate fudgecake is punishable by death, as is pacifism and vegitarianism  
%
Quote #5679:
<Draconas> meat is also sacred with mint/BBQ/ketchup or the condiment of your choice
<ficedula> Presumably 6 would be "speling si optional"? :P
%
Quote #5680:
<Draconas> 7. is the msot holy plant shall be displayed upon the largest tower that can be found in the land an illunimated with the most holy cathodes so that its light shall shine upon all and shepard them to their destination 
%
Quote #5681:
 * Laurence grabs fire extinguisher for when Dracs 'cooking' reaches Westwood.
%
Quote #5682:
<Laurence> Crazy_Piglet, In Drac's Westwood (all hail Drac) fire's generally extinguish all life, hence the need for a fire extinguisher.
%
Quote #5683:
<inciner> !enoughwiththequotes
%
Quote #5684:
<Laurence> I'm not aware of anything in the water, if I'm 'bouncier' than you average fresher blame it on the most holy religion of Drac.
%
Quote #5685:
<ajmiles> i mean, you really do have "engineer" some sort of program to ignore 25% of all traffic, perhaps they are bombarding all their cables with gamma rays or something TRYING to corrupt it all
<ajmiles> or they have their servers in the physics department in the same room as the EM testing lab
%
Quote #5686:
<Seren> I don't have a sock fetish!
%
Quote #5687:
<Crazy_Piglet> Spent far too long messing around in East Anglia (or whatever the farmland is called) that time.
%
Quote #5688:
<Zephran> whats wrong... we only put 2 dhcp servers on the same network
%
Quote #5689:
<BigG> while(BigG==Speshul) { System.out.println("Java is evil, SM is evil, I hate Java"); }
%
Quote #5690:
<BigG> for(int i = 0; i < 100; i++) {System.out.println("BigG is very Speshul");}
%
Quote #5691:
<Si1entDave> Man questions my parentage - annoying.
<Si1entDave> Man questions my programming - angering.
<Si1entDave> Man questions my servers - UNACCEPTABLE!
<zx64> Si1entDave: What version of man are you using?
%
Quote #5692:
<murphybob> green screen makes h4xing peoples systems 66% easier cos you only have to h4x 1/3 of their colours... or so hollywood would have me believe...
%
Quote #5693:
<murphybob> the obvious best typing position is face on mouse mat, drool on face, hands resting on spacebar and enter, spamming irc while you sleep.
%
Quote #5694:
<murphybob> floppy drives are for girls
%
Quote #5695:
<Silver> Run, people, run!
<Skumby> Stuff running! Bus, People, Bus!
%
Quote #5696:
<Banana> I went downstairs, got a drink, came back upstairs, sat down...
 * Laurence goes to play with .htaccess.
<Banana> Then realised what I actually went for was a piss.
%
Quote #5697:
<murphybob> yeah most of the people in america are stupid but there are clearly some smart ones who figured out how to use the stupid ones.  dunno where MFJ fits in tho, he can probably be classified as flora for the purpose of this excercise.
%
Quote #5698:
<icStatic> Si1entDave, is it worth bringing kevlar to the LAN?
<Skumby> You expecting to get shot?
%
Quote #5699:
<inciner> oops, must remember, don't uninstall games you are playing at that time
%
Quote #5700:
<MFJ> Me: You are banned permanently
<MFJ> American: So when am i unbanned?
%
Quote #5701:
<NeXuS7> skumby is pointing and laughing at you right now
%
Quote #5702:
<Si1entDave> murphybob: Marry me and bear my children!
<murphybob> Hang on a sec.
%
Quote #5703:
<Silver> Aww crud, it's already past midnight.
<Banana> Indeed, run silver run! Before you PC turns into a pumpkin!
<Silver> Not that I'm going anywhere any time soon.
<Silver> *poof*
 * Silver now has a 750MHz pumpkin
%
Quote #5704:
<robo> i love the c0ck
%
Quote #5705:
 * Sariel makes note to always check bucko's DVD drive in case it contains wonderous delights
%
Quote #5706:
<BigG> Awww the bot loves me, how sweet
%
Quote #5707:
<Crazy_Piglet> I need a Gravity Gun.  It would make shopping so much easier and so much more fun.
%
Quote #5708:
<Jingles> i hope you're doing the little finger thing NeXuS7
%
Quote #5709:
<Si1entDave> Seren: If you really want, I will disrobe and give it to you.
%
Quote #5710:
<Blood_God> he came, he addquoted, he awayed
%
Quote #5711:
<Blood_God> damnit, i need a search function for my room
%
Quote #5712:
<icStatic> beware the long probey thing
%
Quote #5713:
<icStatic> so its come to this, letting the bot make life making decisions for you. you poor poor man
<icStatic> !flipacoin breathe
<icStatic> thank god
%
Quote #5714:
<Wiz> there is some guy sharing his whole warcraft 3 directory and a load of porn
<icStatic> did murphybob come back on campus?
%
Quote #5715:
<inciner> mine is shriviled, old and inadequate
%
Quote #5716:
<Woolfben> piggy, ic is the housewife of HoS, cleans all day
%
Quote #5717:
<Si1entDave> Ok, it's 3:40am and we've descended into llama-buggery.
%
Quote #5720:
<cmb> That's not a kitten, that's Si1entDave!
%
Quote #5721:
<Si1entDave> Hurrah! I have a working Back Orifice!
%
Quote #5722:
<murphybob> someone should make a sign for #compsoc "Warning wild tangents ahead"
%
Quote #5723:
<Banana> You're *my* wife now Dave.
%
Quote #5724:
<ajmiles> running the campus network can't be any harder than windows internet connection sharing right?
%
Quote #5725:
<ajmiles> has anyone seen Mike Joy's new haircut, it knocks at least 2 weeks off him
%
Quote #5726:
 * inciner gets out humour stick
<inciner> right, who's next?
 * ajmiles gets out sick stick (from minority report)
 * Ynox gets out beating stick
 * zx64 gets out his stick that's bigger than everyone elses.
<inciner> we have too many sticks
 * ajmiles gets out pritt stick
%
Quote #5727:
<ajmiles> i only /do/ CRTs
%
Quote #5728:
<benji> do you often search random sites for goatse bucko?
%
Quote #5729:
<Woolfben> inciner: you are weak. WEAK I say. PH34R THE LINKS OF DOOM, CLICK THEM ALL, BY THE COMMANDMENT OF THE MOST HOLY RELIGION OF DRAC!
%
Quote #5730:
<Woolfben> aargh
<Woolfben> that was one of the most painful half hours I've spent
<zx64> Excellent
 * inciner puts away the gerbil
%
Quote #5731:
<Woolffiles> baby hamster pr0n!
<Woolffiles> with added tentacles!
%
Quote #5733:
<murphybob> grade A speshul gothic!
%
Quote #5734:
<lamby> that's so sad....yet....leet
%
Quote #5735:
<Crazy_Piglet> "CIA funds monitoring of IRC" Now I get the whole JinglyBOT thing.
%
Quote #5736:
<lamby> lol "thin gel pads" huh?.... now where could he get two black, hand-size, gell pads? haha
%
Quote #5737:
<Laurence> Especially considering I only went out for some milk, I was impressed I came back with a 160GB hdd & a length of steal cable.
%
Quote #5738:
<Zephran> Dementia, ordered WoW CE yet?
<Dementia> Zephran: Of course, I've been in the house for more than 2 minutes
%
Quote #5739:
<icStatic> i dont have a problem with £30 on demand, its the lack of time and the fact that i like my ass NOT hurting!
%
Quote #5740:
<icStatic> Draconas, not everything takes kindly to being beaten with sticks. if sticks fails, wave a big latex dildo at it
%
Quote #5741:
<Draconas> mspaint is stating to have merits
%
Quote #5742:
<icStatic> use a decent image editing package
<icStatic> like ms paint
%
Quote #5743:
<lucidion> Blood_God: yes. <loads dart> of course. <aims gun> Robots is disguise. <shoots dart>. Good Blood_God, sleep tight.
%
Quote #5744:
<Blood_God> gah
<Blood_God> outofsnackies error
<Silver> Critical error!
<Blood_God> stomach panic!
%
Quote #5745:
<Laurence> grrrr. Damn my dodgy dongle.
%
Quote #5746:
<Silver> Laurence, don't play with your dongle so much.
%
Quote #5747:
<Morlark> Ok, this is actually quite disturbing... I've lost a 2 litre bottle of coke.
<Banana> Can you ping it? :)
%
Quote #5748:
<Banana> Next time you see something discarded by the side of the road, don't just think 'rubbish', instead think 'Dave's cruft' :)
%
Quote #5749:
<Woolfben> !quotesnipingwhorereportingforduty
 * Blood_God locks and loads his quote-rifle
 * Woolfben unships the quote bazooka, for multiline quotes
%
Quote #5750:
<Morlark> Dammit, now I can't write my essay. Every time I try to type something, it comes out as "Quotesnipe".
%
Quote #5751:
<Morlark> Note to self: Accidentally pulling the power cable out of the hard drive while running a program from said hard drive is a Bad Thing.
%
Quote #5752:
<Crazy_Piglet> Seeing daylight every once in a while keeps me from going on an insane killing rampage.
%
Quote #5753:
<Laurence> Since joining compsoc I've leared that the most vital things to human life are pizza and irc.
<Laurence> and, of course, caffine.
%
Quote #5754:
<Crazy_Piglet> Laurence|cs118: The great JinglyBOT comes in many, many forms.  A mere mortal such as you cannot hope to comprehend his power.
%
Quote #5755:
<Morlark> Oh yeah, gaming is soon... I forgot to get any sleep...
%
Quote #5756:
<Antz> US sent a letter to Ukraine saying You are not allowed to rig the elections if you end up with the wrong result for the US.
%
Quote #5757:
<zx64> Must...resist... urge... to ... quote ... Jake :P
%
Quote #5758:
<icStatic> i feel violated by oracle
%
Quote #5759:
<Jingles> the icEmpire, like Virgin, but worse
%
Quote #5760:
 * Jingles notes never to book a holiday with icStatic
<icStatic> :)
<icStatic> icHolidays
<Jingles> omg that sounds almost plausible
%
Quote #5761:
<Jingles> its amazing how ive learned to optimise reading this channel by skipping over anime-type words
%
Quote #5762:
<icStatic> heh i just tried to !leetquote into oracle
%
Quote #5763:
 * Woolfben read perturbation as masturbation there - planetary masturbation? Good grief.......
%
Quote #5764:
<can> hellooo /sleeping/ peopllee
<can> quite appopiate / / there
<can> star date stardate(), personal log, can, how come won't computers rule humans, look at all the humans sleeping and computers working non stop...
<can> work humans
<can> wake up
<can> quit (alone humans mean even less)
%
Quote #5765:
<Si1entDave> lucidion, Trust me. I'm a SysAdmin.
%
Quote #5766:
<lucidion> Si1entDave: I'm a sys admin, I wouldn't trust me.
%
Quote #5767:
<benji> nooo why do you always run out of duct tape when you need it
%
Quote #5768:
<Morlark> No, not the sunlight! All it does is serve to remind me of the work I've not done. Plus, it burns.
%
Quote #5769:
<nattie> Euan's immense man-breasts?!
<nattie> that sounds like a failed indie band
%
Quote #5770:
<NeXuS7> heheh that is whored
<NeXuS7> just like your mum :)
%
Quote #5771:
 * Jeremy decides that accessing goatse through the Warwick proxy may not be such a good idea, and hurriedly presses ESC
%
Quote #5772:
<zx64> Have some goatse, sir?  Suits you, sir!
%
Quote #5773:
<zx64> Gah, people in #compsoc talking about stretching the red gap!
%
Quote #5774:
<icStatic> note to self. keep an eye on Zephran when he's cooking anything more exotic than pizza
%
Quote #5775:
 * BigG thinks that typing "!quote icStatic" in mimosa will not work very well...
%
Quote #5776:
 * Zephran notes he still has to learn to use his keyboard
%
Quote #5777:
<Robo> http://cookingwithcum.com/ 
<Woolfben> that's just not right...
<Banana> Riiiight
<Woolfben> (says the man rumoured to have eaten dog's testicles)
%
Quote #5778:
<zx64> Robo: No, warcraft 3 does :)
<Robo> oh
<Robo> so it does.
%
Quote #5779:
<icStatic> ShittyCourseworkException
%
Quote #5780:
<murphybob> apparently i am gay
%
Quote #5782:
<Zat> <Clippy> Hi! You appear to be doing important coursework the night before the deadline! Would you like me to a) Corrupt it b) Delete it c) Corrupt it, delete it, then run it through a 29-pass Gutmann wipe
%
Quote #5783:
<icStatic> <Clippy> Hi! You appear to be doing your coursework the night before the deadline. Would you like me to a) email the tutor and ask for a deadline extension (futile) b) keep telling you how screwed you are c) order a pizza d) yell your housemate to get you a bottle of kick e) open solitaire
%
Quote #5784:
<lucidion> Dementia: depends how important privacy is to you :)
<Dementia> lucidion: Not very, if someone wants to look at my browsing habbits it's their fault when they see stuff they really didn't want to :D
%
Quote #5785:
<zx64> Surely gang raping murphybob is more fun?
%
Quote #5786:
<zx64> lucidion: godlike is easy.  Now, Carmack-like on the other hand....
%
Quote #5787:
<DrWatson> curse my leetness!
%
Quote #5788:
 * Zat turns his chair, preparing to end a night of hell and heartache. In a fleeting moment of doubt, he has a thousand thoughts at once. Is it done, is it right, could I have said more? But alas, he casts them aside and symbolically, with a sense of duty about his action, casts his project report into the dark pit of the submission drawer. Confident in his victory, he strides away into the shining sunrise, living to bull another day.
%
Quote #5789:
<bucko> My router's decided not to give out DHCP leases.
<Skumby> It's probably for the best
%
Quote #5790:
<Skumby> My bollocks may have been premature and uncalled for
%
Quote #5791:
<icStatic> lol i love this BT online billing thing. i go to all local calls, count the number of calls and this tells us how many times we've had chinese this month :D
%
Quote #5792:
 * Laurence just tried to use JinglyBOT commands in google.
%
Quote #5793:
<sfstatsrevision> damn...not done any stats revision all day...this tag is just part of my web of lies
%
Quote #5794:
<Dunk> im the one who replied "just dont do any research" when she asked how we could prevent plagurism
%
Quote #5795:
<Robo> oh no, you might miss a lecture"!
%
Quote #5796:
<murphybob> ask sadiq, he lives in ken :)
%
Quote #5797:
<Banana> And lucidion breifly appears out of his hole :)
%
Quote #5798:
<Morlark> speshul hole h4x!
%
Quote #5799:
<Banana> Like Windows, we're full of holes.
%
Quote #5800:
<murphybob> my kbd has so many pubes in it
%
Quote #5801:
<Banana> Euse my typing. I'e remoed the '' '' '' '' and '' keys.
%
Quote #5802:
<icStatic> dunno what they do in westwood, but if you live in rootes they just leave all your letters in a box until you get back, if you live in whitefields they burn them to keep the place warm, and if you live in arthur vick they'll come round to your house and deliver them to you on a goldthreaded pillow
%
Quote #5803:
<MFJ> I have absolutely no problem with Thorpe Park raising their prices nice and high because it will bring less people in, and if I ever want to go with my friends they have the intelligence to use Sainsbury's vouchers or use lastminute.com, whereas chavs either don't have the intelligence, shop at Asda or don't use the internet.
%
Quote #5804:
<bucko> Sariel: Wait until you see the /visual/. Especially the bit with the turtle.
%
Quote #5805:
<Dementia> steam-- This is quite possibly the longest 1 second I have ever experienced
%
Quote #5806:
<Morlark> Dammit. I was just reading through this textbook, and I couldn't find the bit I was looking for, so I started hunting for the Ctrl+F. :/
%
Quote #5807:
<murphybob> thats one of those times where you shouldn’t ask why, you should just hand the man a beer and the remote
%
Quote #5809:
<ajmiles> look! www.pcper.com are talking about Zephran:  "How does eight SATA channels and two IDE channels sound?  That should satiate just about anyone with a fetish for large hard drives."
%
Quote #5810:
<Wiz> this last step of the tremaux algorithm is gay
<Wiz> actually finds other steps of algorithms of the same sex and participates in obscene acts with them
%
Quote #5811:
 * ajmiles doesn't want to turn keyboard upside down in case he gets buried under crumbs
%
Quote #5813:
<murphybob> why do medieval armies carry so many flags?  who looked at a flag and thought "that thing scares the shit outta me, i'll equip my army with them".  i bet he was french.
%
Quote #5814:
<bucko> It appears my housemates have lost confidence in the existance of "morning."
%
Quote #5815:
 * Draconas has had too much sleep and sugar and is thus bouncy
%
Quote #5816:
<lucidion> ssh lucidion@tritium.demon.co.uk
<lucidion> 0xdeadbeef
<lucidion> Oops
%
Quote #5817:
<zx64> OMG STEALING YUOR DESKAHURTZZ!!/!?/!
%
Quote #5818:
<Morlark> Damn you internet! Why must there be so many interesting and/or disgusting things to see when I want food?
%
Quote #5819:
<bucko> I see no problem with dipping cheese into melted cheese then eating it.
%
Quote #5820:
<ficedula> Return of the King: Extra Super Alpha Plus Extended Edition, Now With The Names Of Everyone In New Zealand!
%
Quote #5821:
<icStatic> ok i just attempted to Ctrl+C an annoying person on msn
%
Quote #5822:
<icStatic> ok. somethings broken. ive lost the bottom cm of my screen
<icStatic> ah its back again
%
Quote #5823:
<Morlark> Indeed. Diablo is entirely identical in concept to minesweeper.
%
Quote #5824:
<Skumby> T'would suck to live in america, on the borderline of a timezone. You could walk across the room and lose an hour
%
Quote #5825:
<Morlark> It wasn't the wrong way! Both sides were identical, apart from the fact that one was facing towards the source of gravity and one wasn't.
%
Quote #5826:
<icStatic> !beard was removed
<zx64> Someone shaved JinglyBOT!
%
Quote #5827:
<zx64> LucidIon: Which has a bigger shipping charge?  A VAX or the documentation for same?
%
Quote #5828:
 * Banana goes to extend his extensions by up to...
%
Quote #5829:
<Woolfben> welsh doesn't type well :p
%
Quote #5830:
<SilentDave> Oh yeah, by the way, I finally found the porn barrier.
%
Quote #5831:
<SilentDave> You know how I always said, any sort of porn you could think of, there would be some on the internet?
<SilentDave> Well, there is no Orc porn.
<icAttemptingWork> lol
<icAttemptingWork> wait, why am i laughing?
%
Quote #5832:
<SilentDave> He gives in! We win over Work! You cannot beat the Internet!
%
Quote #5834:
<zx64> 18:56:44 CTCP ERRMSG reply from benji: TURINGTEST :Unknown CTCP command
<zx64> Sorry benji, looks like you failed
%
Quote #5835:
<icStatic> we should put a julia bot into #compsoc and see what happens as a joke
<Inciner> it's got a female name in #compsoc, I don't think it would last long...
<ficedula> Judging by past experience at least 3 people would try to mate with it.
%
Quote #5836:
<robo> I doubt camping would work at karting
%
Quote #5837:
<Jingles> heh, I have this great image of MFJ walking up to santa, pointing at his chin and saying 'beard!'
%
Quote #5838:
<Skumby> Hah! Fuck you, Access! Fuck you right in the eye
%
Quote #5839:
<Banana> What on earth is an Architect in IT terms??
<Nugent> Pretentious.
%
Quote #5840:
<Skumby> Order Yeself, Lest ye be ORDERED, SINNER!
%
Quote #5841:
<icStatic> Banana, you can play with mine :)
%
Quote #5842:
<icStatic> why is it i only realise somethings quotability /after/ i press enter?
%
Quote #5843:
<Skumby> "Dear adventurers. I got bored waiting for you. Sincerly, Dungeon"
%
Quote #5844:
<DrWatson> Has anybody seen my nipples? I think they've frozen off.
%
Quote #5845:
<cmb> Christ on a pogo-stick, it's 3:30am!!!
%
Quote #5846:
<Seren> Mmmm... USB sushi...
%
Quote #5847:
<Si1entDave> Chris you don't have enough breasts, I need Euan!
%
Quote #5848:
<Si1entDave> cmb: I'll get that cup of tea between your buttock-cheeks if I have to use a funnel and an enema bag to do it!
%
Quote #5849:
<Nugent> She rubbed it off before you could, I think.
%
Quote #5850:
<Draconas> in the same dint, i know when my house has been smashed in because house.draconas.co.uk will no longer resolve a large badger :)
<zx64> Yay, slasdotting drac's net connectio!
<Draconas> BAD ZX!
 * Skumby clicks drac's link
<Draconas> my stuff has a slim enough chance of survival as it is
<zx64> Can't get enough badgers
<Draconas> no, no you can't
 * Skumby knows when his house has been broken into, as there'll be a hole in a window, and stuff will be missing
%
Quote #5851:
<icStatic> dont you just love tech support people. i imply very strongly that the drive is DEAD. and they go on about right clicking my computer and attempting to do x y and z to do this that and the other. its DEAD matey. DEAD. 
%
Quote #5852:
<RubyMurray> i reinstal wndows
<RubyMurray> right
<RubyMurray> put internet on
<RubyMurray> within 30 seconds, i have 5 worms
<RubyMurray> before i can even patch windows
<RubyMurray> 5 WORMS
<RubyMurray> FFS
%
Quote #5853:
<icStatic> dont ask the bot between work and play.. its a sadistic evil fuck and you know it is :)
%
Quote #5854:
<Woolfben> Zephran: do you see wool? DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!
%
Quote #5855:
<Jingles> if our power goes down we just get mfj to peddle harder
%
Quote #5856:
 * Jingles fights the beard off with the best a man can get
%
Quote #5858:
<Dementia> Draconas: I want money from you
<Draconas> Dementia i do cash and carry only 
<Draconas> unless you have a magical way of sending me pointy objects via dcc then no
<Dementia> No internet banking?
%
Quote #5860:
<Blood_God> such as Chief Sitting Bull was actually really called Jumping Badger, and Sitting Bull was his dad's name that he passed on.
%
Quote #5861:
<Jonatan> you could make a game out of this
<Jonatan> the objective is to quote othe rpeoples statements
<Sariel> Oh, they have been. For years.
%
Quote #5862:
<Sariel> Jonatan: Do not worry, it doesn't get any easier.
%
Quote #5863:
<Jonatan> was late at night I went into the kitchen a poured myself a glass of ketchup ...
%
Quote #5864:
<Blood_God> icStatic: still, at least it wasn't "Marge gets a job" -> "Marge gets a blow job"
<Jonatan> cus that was what you wer ethinking , right? 
%
Quote #5865:
<icStatic> and just to note, if Nugent is around, random, non funny things will get quoted because Nugent is a quote sniping ho
%
Quote #5866:
<Blood_God> ok Nugent, i hereby withdraw my claim to being a quotesniping ho and award you full rights thereof - including the quoterifle.
%
Quote #5867:
<Jonatan> what day is it today btw ? 
%
Quote #5868:
<Dementia> It's almost 3am, I've had a few drinks... Perfect time to start some coding.
%
Quote #5869:
<Blood_God> i awake... i quote.
<Morlark> Sensible way of doing things. If only I had the sense to connect to irc as soon as I got home.
%
Quote #5870:
<Blood_God> but it'd be something to do when bored out of my mind when there are no customer.s
<Blood_God> s/\.s/s\./
%
Quote #5871:
<Blood_God> since my pc is invariably torrenting /something/
%
Quote #5872:
 * LucidIon suggests that all the suggestions of C# after <Jonatan> I DONT WANT TO PROGRAM IN C# were a little pointless.
%
Quote #5873:
<Jonatan> The joystick is probably built liek a d##k, that way guys intuiatively know how to operate the z-axis, and the girls get the training...
%
Quote #5874:
<zx64> also, does american TV get fansubbed into proper English?
%
Quote #5875:
<murphybob> drac your thing is too long :(
%
Quote #5876:
<Nekozuki> ah ffs! breasts!
%
Quote #5877:
<robo> but my new 19" should be nice and big :)
%
Quote #5878:
 * DrWatson wants up
 * DrWatson wakes up, even
%
Quote #5879:
<zx64> Morlark: Red squares in Minesweeper means speshul victory!
%
Quote #5880:
<Kerian> i don't need a monitor.
%
Quote #5881:
<MFJ> yeah right mr "My car's shinier than the sun"
%
Quote #5882:
<zx64> Good ... (checks clock) .. morning
%
Quote #5883:
<zx64> I assume they mean "rap with a silent c"
%
Quote #5884:
<Laurence> zx64, damn you. damn you  to hell. I was just starting to do some work and you have to go and post a bash link.
%
Quote #5885:
<icStatic> my parents stop me from being nocturnal. bastards.
%
Quote #5886:
<murphybob> Blood_God you are a less realistic human than JinglyBOT, how does that make you feel?
%
Quote #5887:
<Banana> I have sucessfully stopped my uncle's PC attempting to grab data from 'omfgurowned.*'
%
Quote #5888:
<zx64> Gah, mass bashturbation in #compsoc!
%
Quote #5890:
<Zephran> can you please slow down with the bash spam i can't open them that fast
%
Quote #5891:
<Banana> That is really strangely erotic
<Banana> Shes covered in pasties...
<Banana> And my mind drifts MFJ-wards.... Ermm :)
%
Quote #5892:
<zx64> "... putting 'Your mum' in murphybob"
%
Quote #5893:
<Banana> Oral sex!
<Banana> Or should that be Aural sex.
<Banana> I am now finished.
%
Quote #5894:
<Jonatan> Skumbay: I found it to be comon swedish!
<Jonatan> Skumbay: Although there were a few grammatic errors
%
Quote #5895:
<lionfish> was expecting at the bottom of the legal letter from EA games a little "Challenge Everything"...
%
Quote #5896:
<NeXuS7> benzoxycamphors sounds like an insult in cs except they're only 12 and far too retarded to use such words
%
Quote #5897:
<Dementia> my god thats a big one
<Kerian> i don't have one :'(
%
Quote #5899:
<speakfire> If there's one thing I enjoy, it's a good afternoon of not playing counterstrike
%
Quote #5900:
<speakfire> right, time for a quick half hour blast on vampire...back in about 6 hours :-/
%
Quote #5901:
<Morlark> BigG: Yes, I like being pedantic, especially if it means that ITS is wrong.
%
Quote #5902:
<bucko> You're telling me I have to /restart Windows/ just because I'm taking the PC apart?
%
Quote #5903:
<Skumby> It detected slight penguin tendancies in DW, and just didn't like ic
%
Quote #5904:
<Laurence> icStatic, "Windows has detected that you have moved your mouse. Would you like to reboot for the changes to take effect?"
%
Quote #5905:
<Morlark> gah, curse my poor posture, i now have to lie down with my spine in a perfectly straight line and read irc out of the corner of my eye.
%
Quote #5906:
<icStatic> Zephran, what sort of music does hardware like, im hoping to lull it into working with soothing melodies
%
Quote #5907:
<Laurence> Zephran, if laptops damage your manhood due to heat, that thing is probably going to be the equivalent of holding a blow torch to your genitles.
%
Quote #5908:
 * icStatic suggests getting 2 eltax speakers and attaching them to your head with ducktape
%
Quote #5909:
<Darren> group masturbation! 8-S - Is no wonder I dont come here more often
%
Quote #5911:
<Draconas> don't worry, she's crazy, she's dating MFJ
%
Quote #5912:
<Yertle> umm i dont think im sony branded!
%
Quote #5913:
<Yertle> why dont we ask the guy in question : MFJ, do you go out with me because im a sony product?
%
Quote #5914:
<murphybob> MFJ doesn't know what camping is, he calls it "playing"
%
Quote #5915:
<Yertle> this is just getting more and more surreal
%
Quote #5916:
<murphybob> can i just mention this image that came to me:  Darth Vader vs. Gandalf.
%
Quote #5917:
<inciner> you know you've been playing too much diablo when you get lost in the maze of portals from portal shrines
%
Quote #5918:
 * Blood_God notes to go to burger king and get more free downloads
 * DrWatson goes to suprnova.org and gets more free downloads
%
Quote #5920:
<Jingles> breasts at broadband speed eh
<Skumby> Don't even get me started on that
%
Quote #5921:
<zx64> < ajmiles> we need a bigger army if we are to rebuild the empire <- I misread that as "We need a badger army...."
%
Quote #5922:
<DrWatson> *HEY*... The non-todayonly price is more expensive than the todayonly price! WTF?
%
Quote #5923:
 * Civ3 eats Alucard's spare time
%
Quote #5924:
<zx64> Mm, this whole "lots of good stuff on DVD" thing makes employment all the more tempting.
%
Quote #5925:
<Blood_God> Morlark: duck tape only solves 1/2 the problems (things moving when they shouldn't) - WD40 solves the other half (things not moving when they should)
%
Quote #5926:
<murphybob> man, being old enough to be sued sucks.
%
Quote #5927:
<Mendoza> hmm.. given that it's anime i don't want to know what goes on with the turtle
<bucko> It ... lays eggs.
<Sariel> In a very suggestive manner! Whilst turning into a naked vampire girl!
%
Quote #5928:
<icStatic> well, i *will* write a decent client, once i do all my other jobs, which, incidentaly, includes "solve world hunger"
%
Quote #5929:
 * PlanarPlatypus casts "Summon shiny hardware" and hopes it will lure zephran here
<ajmiles> ... a 400GB hard drive for £20... WOW! (hopes zephran will appear)
%
Quote #5930:
<icStatic> im off to bed now, good god, people *signing into* #compsoc at 6am.. oh wait, #compsoc
%
Quote #5931:
<Dem> Nothing wrong with VB
%
Quote #5932:
<Skumby> "FEAR ME AND MY BIG TANK!" "No, as I have a mud hut to defend me"
%
Quote #5933:
<speakfire> I just punched myself in the face putting on my headset. Now I have a nosebleed :(
%
Quote #5934:
<murphybob> norway sounds like a ghetto
%
Quote #5935:
<murphybob> * MFJ builds a twisted version of the Crystal Maze, with Pastie-Zone, Beard-Zone, Pie-Zone, and the Legendary-Dome-Of-Win
%
Quote #5936:
<icStatic> icStatic: a license to quote
%
Quote #5937:
<murphybob> is the D for Dangermouse?
%
Quote #5938:
<murphybob> hot triple x cmb porn?
%
Quote #5939:
<DrWatson> Holy macaroni gusset
%
Quote #5940:
<ficedula> So, you can't dial out or receive incoming calls. I'd suggest what you have there is not a phone, but more of a "technological paperweight..." :P
%
Quote #5941:
<PlanarPlatypus> oh dear god
<Skumby> yes?
%
Quote #5942:
<bucko> I'm really proud of my PC.
<bucko> It's worth about £150 and it still runs just about any modern game.
<bucko> (For various values of "runs")
%
Quote #5943:
<Dementia> Blood_God: You haven't reached zephran levels until it is crashing repeatedly (and of course it isn't overclocked too far really, it's the PSU, honest)
%
Quote #5944:
<Sariel> Nah, it's where they ask us a load of questions like "Do you feel that you contribute well to the product", "do you feel that you are a valued member of your team" and when they find out that everyone likes their team leads but hates company management they try to pretend it never happened.
%
Quote #5945:
<Sadiq> I managed to wangle a first in my Finance and Accounting peer assesment by writing "Nice use of colours, good totals, graph didn't make sense. Don't lose heart, god loves you" for all three of my entries.
%
Quote #5946:
<Skumby> irc++ for giving me a vague social life
%
Quote #5947:
<ficedula> Probably, yeah. None of us know how to identify load bearing walls, but we /think/ it's safe to knock through all the ones on the top floor... ;)
%
Quote #5948:
<ajmiles> you want something bloat-free like WMP :D
%
Quote #5949:
<Oz> why is #bnet IRCops only??
<icStatic> so /thats/ what it did :/
%
Quote #5950:
<murphybob> cypher doesn't have a kernel, it has a Corporal Jones
%
Quote #5951:
<Sadiq> why wait for a patch?
<BlueParrot> J has to go have sex with his gf now
%
Quote #5952:
<Crazy_Piglet> Ah ffs, the next LAN's gonna be like a wind tunnel.
%
Quote #5953:
<diamond_dove> I got worried when it said that Maximum Weasel wanted to play with Nutsy
%
Quote #5954:
<Inciner> hehe, just managed to convince this guy that you can't use green motherboards with red graphics cards on a tuesday :P
%
Quote #5955:
<Silver> Dieeeeee!
<Silver> Uh, *ahem*.
<Silver> Hello.
%
Quote #5956:
<Sadiq> I'm not sure what's less productive.
<Sadiq> Warcraft or sex.
%
Quote #5957:
<Sariel> Sadiq: You didn't forget her birthday, you knew exactly what date her birthday was, you just didn't notice how the days were flying past these days and had no idea what date it was on the day in question... :P
%
Quote #5958:
<bucko> Genshiken rocks because it lets me know what it'd be like to date myself. :)
%
Quote #5959:
 * Sadiq is still trying to figure out Warcraft and sex.
%
Quote #5960:
<Sariel> Does that mean that it functions more or less like a regular regex but is missing vital features and sucks?
%
Quote #5961:
<ficedula> If you want to play less games, you could just install 3-year-old drivers.  Same compatibility as Linux, but less annoying issues :P
%
Quote #5962:
<ficedula> free_drink++ ig yeAH
%
Quote #5963:
 * Sadiq _is_ at work.
<Sadiq> Technically.
<ajmiles> that should be   Sadiq _is_ at "work"
<Sadiq> ?
<ajmiles> you call it work... but is it really? :p
<Sadiq> well, I get paid for it.
<Sadiq> !dict work
<Sadiq> Ok, so i'm not at work.
<ajmiles> thought so :)
%
Quote #5964:
 * ajmiles is going to have to use mum's credit card and hope this isn't his last christmas eve with the use of his legs
%
Quote #5965:
<Psyco__> I was about to comment that the A64 is nowhere near Winchester, but oyu were talking about CPUs :P
%
Quote #5966:
<DrWatson> I've got an internet
%
Quote #5967:
 * Silver has enough trobule with English, damnit
<Silver> *trouble
%
Quote #5968:
<BlueParrot> so is speshul just a synonym for special, or is it a class derived fromm special ? 
%
Quote #5970:
 * Skumby now has 54 pillows shoved down his pants
%
Quote #5972:
<zx64> This is #compsoc, minutiae are regularly discussed as if they were life-or-death matters.
%
Quote #5973:
 * Zephran wonders why the only properly working pc in his room has to be an old k6-2 500 which he has no real use for
%
Quote #5974:
<murphybob> i have a hunch that antimatter is the future of children's entertainment
%
Quote #5975:
<murphybob> i read that as "Wikipedia classes Sariel as chemical warfare"
%
Quote #5976:
<ajmiles> i would love to see a bar magnet deflect the light around it
<zx64> ajmiles: Well, if you made a diffraction grid out of strips of bar magnets... :)
%
Quote #5977:
<zx64> Morlark: Your mum (and her mass)
%
Quote #5978:
<icStatic> plug and play my arse (TM)
%
Quote #5980:
<Zephran> you aren't Skumby
<Skumby> I'm not
%
Quote #5982:
<Sadiq> But (from what I remember from GCSE) the Nazi regime was openly homophobic.. wasn't it?
<Dementia> Sadiq: If you count murdering gay people then yes
%
Quote #5983:
<Sadiq> Let us not forget man-breasts.
%
Quote #5986:
<murphybob> "FileZilla Client" isn't the server.  damnit.  now i have to download "FileZilla Server" - i mean how could i have guessed that?!?
%
Quote #5987:
<Morlark> Hell yeah. I want to be a professional quotesniper when I grow up. :D
%
Quote #5988:
<Skumby> You can quit vi normally?
<Skumby> I thought it was some sort of console locker
<Skumby> So you could run it, then go for a drink, and noone would be able to use it while you were gone
%
Quote #5989:
<Mendoza> is that really a Silver?
<Silver> I is.
%
Quote #5990:
<Blood_God> Customers who bought Female Vampire (Bare Breasted Countess) also bought: Vampyros Lesbos
%
Quote #5991:
<bucko> The only clues I could give about my admin password are things like "It starts with a g, ends with a 9 and has h, d, r, f, o and 8 in the middle."
%
Quote #5992:
<Skumby> Mmmm.. interesting name for broadband: A Warezhose
%
Quote #5993:
<acehole> :-S I just shot an elastic band into my subwoofer through the front port
%
Quote #5995:
<icStatic> alternatively you could hold down w,b and 2 while typing i love bill i love bill until the paper clip appears with the message 'So you want to unlame windows...'
%
Quote #5996:
<Silver> You know, I just typed "Mm." into the VNC password box by accident.
%
Quote #5997:
<Sariel> Chatzilla is the komodo dragon that Silver tells everyone that he keeps around because it is cool and everyone knows he uses for sex really.
%
Quote #5998:
<Sariel> I mean, sure, C has its problems of varying levels of seriousness, but it offers choice; it's not a fuzzy-felt programming language, it's a power-drill, and if you stab yourself in the face with a power drill you get hurt.
<Sariel> Similarly, you can't  make holes in walls with fuzzy felt. Trust me, I've tried.
%
Quote #5999:
<Sariel> Bloody christians have it easy, their symbols don't require breaking your own fingers. :/
%
Quote #6000:
<Sariel> Do I have to be in some way state-registered?
%
Quote #6001:
<Woolfben> all hail Drac!
%
Quote #6002:
<Skumby> and you could spread some thermal paste on your forehead, and dance around the pile of parts in a grass skirt, praying to the delivery gods
%
Quote #6003:
<Zephran> can you wait 2 minutes, my machine seems to have an issue with 270mhz fsb
%
Quote #6004:
<Blood_God> *ahem* that /wasn't/ the right button
%
Quote #6005:
<Skumby> the giant robo dude was the only good point
%
Quote #6006:
<murphybob> i'm not sure i follow, where does the washing line fit into that?
%
Quote #6007:
<Silver> "ve speshul forjes own big max tidy quackz"
%
Quote #6008:
<Skumby> That's not speshul, that's just plain retarded
%
Quote #6009:
<icStatic> !8ball zx64's mum? 
<JinglyBOT> icStatic: Go for it! 
<icStatic> RAR!
%
Quote #6011:
<Blood_God> yay! first software crash of the year!
%
Quote #6013:
 * zx64 wonders if Sony make bell ringing equipment.
%
Quote #6014:
<Morlark> they're sending ppl over the phone lines now?
%
Quote #6015:
<ajmiles> i'm stuck for a way of flashing atm anyway i think
<Zephran> you are
<murphybob> i find a long coat works well.
%
Quote #6016:
 * Zephran left 1 cd at home... can anyone guess what it was?
<ajmiles> Goatse Archive?
%
Quote #6017:
<Si1entDave> "Camels may not be able to solve complex mathematical equations, but the bastards can still eat your tent."
%
Quote #6018:
<Banana> Yes I *know* it took me 10 minutes to come up with that one.
%
Quote #6019:
<benji> my essay would make about as much sense in wingdings
%
Quote #6020:
<Blood_God> you see what 'tovs downtime's done to me.. I can't quote anymore :(
%
Quote #6021:
<Banana> software, hardware, middleware, and now, new underware!
%
Quote #6022:
<bucko> Is Twilight the one that says "MOLOTOV" on it?
%
Quote #6023:
<MXW> dear god, not guest1660840359! No wait, it's ok, I thought it was guest1660840459.
%
Quote #6024:
 * benji nearly typed fondling@home by mistake
%
Quote #6025:
 * Inciner checks sick google image searches
<Inciner> ARGH MY EYES
<Inciner> yup, google still hasn't got safesearch working yet
%
Quote #6026:
<Skumby> Sitting inside a big Van der Graff
<Skumby> chilling out with the electrons
%
Quote #6027:
<icStatic> now im Zephran's bitch
%
Quote #6028:
<Tim> Somehow I know ascii-art goatse is going to appear in the minutes...
%
Quote #6029:
<icStatic> sadiq, no, its a webcomic. its even worse than goatse because you spend DAYS looking at it!
%
Quote #6030:
<sadiq> I got to make sure I don't have _all_ the Goatse quotes..
%
Quote #6031:
 * Si1entDave sets some sensible defaults for the test board.
<Blood_God> what, "allow h4x" to 0?
%
Quote #6032:
<sadiq> Sorry, that had to be preserved. =)
<Sariel> Like the corpse of a favourite cat. Morbid, yet reassuring.
%
Quote #6033:
<murphybob> trying to make windows MCE work is like watching two monkeys banging pegs into the same hole from different sides - its noisy, unproductive, and tbh it isn't even funny after a while.
%
Quote #6034:
 * Zephran wonders wtf is wrong with his net connection
<Zat> You changed the wrong BIOS setting and overclocked your NIC instead?
%
Quote #6035:
 * acehole manages to squirt something that has stern warnings about fatal solvent abuse up one nostril
%
Quote #6036:
<acehole> my last gf was a biochemist, you should have heard the things she'd say at the wrong moments...
%
Quote #6037:
 * BigG just tried to tab-complete 'speshul'
%
Quote #6038:
 * Si1entDave thinks he needs more awakeness, given he just tried to put both socks on one foot...
%
Quote #6039:
<Zephran> HAR250WESID728
<Skumby> Dear god.. Zephran's just collapsed on his keyboard
%
Quote #6040:
<Skumby> btw, if you've just typed /beep 100000000 in mIRC, and can't stop the beeping, type "/quit beeping"
%
Quote #6041:
<Zat> "Disclaimer: I am *not* to be held responsible for any damage provoked by this patchset. This applies particularly if it destorys your hard disk, wipes all your important data, installs Windows ME and sells your youngest daughter to Satan."
%
Quote #6042:
<speakfire> how many dongle quotes does one man need?
%
Quote #6043:
<Skumby> You need a note saying "I have urinated on one item of my food in this fridge. It's your call"
<Banana> Thats a new one :)
<Skumby> Start to reinforce it by taking your shopping into the toilet with you when you get home
<Skumby> Make sure everyone sees
<Skumby> Works like a charm
%
Quote #6044:
<BigG> GRRR... /me is this >||< close to penguinating his computer :@
%
Quote #6045:
 * Blood_God stops himself before he puts NeXuS7 on the cheque and puts the correct name instead :p
%
Quote #6046:
<Darren> I heard Dave talking about tubgirl earlier on
%
Quote #6047:
<Darren> perhaps women shouldnt use computers
%
Quote #6048:
<Darren> lets face it all they do is fuck them up so we have to fix them, oh wait I get it thats #compsocs favourite way to pull women, yes?
%
Quote #6049:
<Blood_God> bobdamnit nero, all i want to do is copy.. i mean backup this warez.. i mean legitimate software for which i have a licence
%
Quote #6050:
<Darren> NewsFlash: Hamster found in goatse dudes ass while jackin off to tubgirl
%
Quote #6051:
<Dementia> I assume my sudden jump of ping to 500 indicates my housemates have finally woken up
%
Quote #6052:
<MXW> If God had intended for Milton Keynes, we'd have had an apology from him by now.
%
Quote #6053:
<MXW> If a tree fell in a wood killing a linux user, how long would I celebrate for? Discuss. Use both sides of the page if necessary.
%
Quote #6054:
<ajmiles> no DCS at weekends will be a real pain
<NeXuS7> where is LucidIon going to sleep now!
%
Quote #6055:
<murphybob> LucidIon is the nicest tramp i know :)
%
Quote #6057:
<Blood_God> right.. if a picture means 1000 words, i've got 2500 words now :P
%
Quote #6058:
<Skumby> I should come with a stupidity warning, really
%
Quote #6059:
 * Berg deletes half-life pr0n from firefox history
%
Quote #6060:
<Si1entDave> I am not naming my feet after the Olsen twins!
%
Quote #6062:
<murphybob> from what i've heard Robo can handle large objects with ease
%
Quote #6063:
<Draconas> Come on Zephran, can you imagine Rob with a big tower or a stacker?
<Draconas> It would squash him when he picked it up ;)
<Zephran> It would be funny.
<Draconas> Though he could use it as an emergency hiding place in case of a terrorist attack.
%
Quote #6065:
<icStatic> heh escaped on my 14 health 
<Draconas> oh really? <ZAP>
%
Quote #6067:
<Nugent> "I heard it was l33t to have a quiet computer... so I got 11db speakers."
%
Quote #6068:
<Banana> <grrr> I had a thought then, but Dave came and did unspeakable things to me, and I forgot.
%
Quote #6069:
<Banana> Thats not a quote! *THIS* is a quote!
%
Quote #6070:
<Banana> Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, try the fish.
%
Quote #6071:
<BlueParrot> You know that you are doing a Maths degree when you set out to proove something really obvious and end up questioning its validity
%
Quote #6072:
<murphybob> <salesman> do you want to buy tupperware <ordinary computer> yes i love plastic kitchenware at excessive prices, <salesman> (at next house) would you like to buy some tupperware? <quantum computer> I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!111111
%
Quote #6073:
<BlueParrot> lol, Linda just phoned me and shouted in my ear that the entire kitchen stinks of lemon 
<Banana> And thats a bad thing?
%
Quote #6074:
<Skumby> Did they fix the "not fun" bug?
%
Quote #6077:
<Sadiq> 16 times bigger?
<Sadiq> Surely that'd just get in the way?
<Sadiq> You could lasso people with it.
%
Quote #6078:
<murphybob> hey at least i'm not cmb
%
Quote #6079:
<ajmiles> it's times like these when i want to ++ myself
%
Quote #6080:
<Zephran> this machine is *very* stable
%
Quote #6081:
<Sadiq> I bet we could prove if one were to remove Zephran from the vicinity of a computer, it's stability would increase.
%
Quote #6082:
<Morlark> Stealing yuor quote-ahurtz!
%
Quote #6083:
<speakfire> I assume the term 'normal people' is relative?
%
Quote #6084:
<Morlark> Are compsoc members usually in the habit of selling their bodies for a few gigs of data?
%
Quote #6085:
<ajmiles> i don't think MFJ asked for goatse :p
<ajmiles> he asked for sadiq, two completely different things
%
Quote #6086:
<NeXuS7> ph33r the "unbaggypantsing"
%
Quote #6087:
<Sariel> You sure? It's fun and easy!
<Skumby> CSS is neither fun nor easy
<Sariel> Sure it is.
<Sariel> You just need to be Silver.
%
Quote #6088:
<lionfish> nah.
<lionfish> 'planned' is the wrong word.
<lionfish> But the plan-avoidance plan is going to plan!
%
Quote #6089:
<Skumby> Banana thinks he's filled the hole, but isn't sure
%
Quote #6090:
<Darren> Well my CS119 English tutor couldnt explain when to use who/whom and I/me so he was clearly a penis with no worthwhile existence
%
Quote #6091:
<acehole> Inciner: according to my logs (now that gaim has recovered), Blood_God slept between 6 and 10 hours the last five nights
%
Quote #6092:
 * acehole goes to bed thinking of popes and hotdogs and bears being catholic
%
Quote #6094:
<ajmiles> boooo yeeeah!! ITS is the win
%
Quote #6095:
<Darren> yes when im drunk its black and white, if im touching there ass its an attractive female, if I want a fight its a gay or shemale
<ajmiles> is Sadiq around?
%
Quote #6096:
<Nugent> I've pulled more at Sci-fi & Fantasy soc than at Top Banana...
%
Quote #6097:
<LucidIon> Baggy pants!
%
Quote #6098:
<Darren> I insulted Larps, scifi + fantasy society, gays, shemales, and punk rock
%
Quote #6099:
<MFJ> sony--
%
Quote #6100:
<Skumby> The internet makes me sad sometimes
<LucidIon> Skumby: Porn's just got too expensive hasn't it?
%
Quote #6101:
<acehole> maybe I stayed up to watch late night porn or something... what's on ch5?
%
Quote #6102:
<BlueParrot> "warning, do not touch the chain when the chainsaw is turned on" 
%
Quote #6104:
<Inciner> so have you finally gone to sleep yet Si1entDave?
<Si1entDave> Stuff and nonsense I say.
<Inciner> you do
<Inciner> frequently
%
Quote #6105:
<Morlark> Undoubtedly it will involve big breasted women with blue hair, because anime teaches us that all things Japanese are like that.
%
Quote #6106:
<Draconas> heelen = happy = more chances of drac getting laid
<Draconas> thus i will use hug emotes
%
Quote #6107:
 * DrWatson needs to stop his hands shaking; it's making it hard to type.
 * DrWatson goes to find some caffiene
%
Quote #6108:
 * DrWatson cuddles his bottle of caffiene and relaxes a bit; this is all I need, my lovely friendly bottle of caffiene and me. Sometimes, it talks to me. It's my friend. I wuv my bottle of caffiene.
%
Quote #6109:
<MXW> Also, hardback pornography.
%
Quote #6110:
 * Draconas goes in search of meat to be char grilled
<DrWatson> Draconas: Try looking at the bus stop; you might find a pikie there or something
<Draconas> heh
 * LucidIon wouldn't have expected Drac to cook it.
<Skumby> You don't want to eat pikies raw
<DrWatson> LucidIon: If you cook the pikie, it helps to burn off all the crunchy chavbits like argos jewlery and burberry caps
%
Quote #6111:
<NeXuS7> you can never have pants too baggy!
%
Quote #6112:
<Blood_God> "Special mentions to the fancy dress crowd. Pirates, beachwear, a big Fosters' hat, someone who may or may not have been dressed as a chav (if it wasn't fancy dress, then sir - we apologise)."
%
Quote #6113:
<ajmiles> but no longer am i xxxxteen
%
Quote #6114:
<ajmiles> stupid question, when i "get"ted this file, where did it get to
 * Skumby chuckles
<Skumby> Wherever you are atm, I think
<ajmiles> 2nd floor rootes, it sprout legs or something?
%
Quote #6115:
<Sariel> Is your torso of negative width?
%
Quote #6116:
<murphybob> yeah i drew from real word sources for aptage, and for gayage i just thought really hard about linux and typed what i felt :)
%
Quote #6117:
<Blood_God> I know someone who got pulled over on sunday, when asked "have you been drinking" they replied "No, but i've had some coke"
%
Quote #6119:
<murphybob> play "Smells like teen spirit" backwards and it sounds like jesus came up your nose.
%
Quote #6120:
<murphybob> you may be in london, but warwick security *really* like doing strip searches
%
Quote #6121:
<Sariel> Describing methadone to normal people would be as good a reason not to get hooked on smack as /anyone/ should need.
<BlueParrot> and the first thing someone sais to me was " man you look like shit " 
%
Quote #6122:
<BlueParrot> murphybob , a rectum investigation does NOT involve stimulating the G-spot
%
Quote #6124:
<MXW> I need to change these Skumby's I picked up In Skumbinavia.
%
Quote #6125:
<Skumby> Help! Help! I'm pinned in place by air and can't get food or wather
 * LucidIon knows the feeling. 
%
Quote #6126:
<MXW> can someone please explain to me what piglet means when he says 'the massive overhaul of my backend'?
%
Quote #6127:
<Nekozuki> I didnt know you were a sony product Yertle. Where can i buy one of your for myself from?
%
Quote #6128:
 * BlueParrot suggest that we write all characters as g followed by a sequance of ^, v, < and > from now on
<Skumby> It does indeed make you look like a retard, and so we only use it when making a point or taking the piss
<Blood_God> heh
<Blood_God> sorry... g>g<<^g>
%
Quote #6129:
<Blood_God> NeXuS7++ the best hardware delivery service around, beats any of this courier bollocks as it delivers when you're around to accept deliveries :P
%
Quote #6130:
<Morlark> it's a work of art.
<Morlark> i put all my heart and soul into that one.
<Morlark> well, actually no, i didn't. it was a shoddy 5 minute job, but meh.
%
Quote #6131:
<Inciner> no. you just put murphy's head up that guy's ass
%
Quote #6134:
<LucidIon> He's a bot I wrote: while true; do echo "speshul"; sleep 600; done
%
Quote #6135:
<Inciner> I'm willing to bet that about 1/3 of compsoc's computers went "bing" when lesbians are mentioned in #compsoc
%
Quote #6136:
<LucidIon> And if that wasn't quotebait I don't know what is :)
%
Quote #6137:
<BlueParrot> I asked my lecturer what level of infinity the cardinality of the set of all levels of infinities was and he simply looked at me in a weird way and said see you on monday 
%
Quote #6138:
<Philippa> however, I'm generally good at spotting awkward holes
%
Quote #6140:
<Philippa> I figure most people would allow it for play simulating penetration but not for eg buttplugs or vibrators that're just held in place
%
Quote #6141:
<BlueParrot> Now theres not every day you hear a lesbian computer scientist talking about illicit toys after giving you a lecture on lambda calculus
%
Quote #6142:
<Philippa> what, nobody mentions the word flaccid in a chan full of male geeks? :-)
%
Quote #6143:
<Morlark> BlueParrot: Yeah, I had a rare bone disease. It's called idle.
%
Quote #6144:
<BigG> Ugh.. too early, bad for health, stupid lecture, hungover, sending TERM signal to all processes... starting KILL all...
%
Quote #6145:
<MXW> I can as Emma
%
Quote #6146:
<Morlark2> bah, turns out my report wasn't due in until 4 anyway.
<Morlark2> ah well, given that i'm about to collapse, it's probably for the best that i've finished it now.
%
Quote #6147:
<Banana> Quote quotes things.
<Tim> Does it?
Quote #6148:
<Tim> I can't remember myself now.
%
Quote #6149:
<MXW> I was sad.
<MXW> like this :(
<Skumby> IT's a mini adventure!
<MXW> then I found Starcraft
<MXW> and I was like totally :)
<MXW> then they made Warcraft. So I was :D
<MXW> then I died.
%
Quote #6150:
<MXW> fear my use of inappropriate words. Badgerfluff.
%
Quote #6151:
<murphybob> if i read /all/ the words that sentence works
%
Quote #6153:
<Skumby> I find it ironic that america was colonised due to religious pressure in Europe, and now is causing immense religious pressure on the rest of the world
%
Quote #6154:
 * zx64 notes that Drac is attempting to bring about the Religion of Drac, which bans coursework for religious reasons.
%
Quote #6155:
<Dementia> Missing: One set of housemates. Last seen: Playing World of Warcraft this morning.
%
Quote #6156:
<Banana> mmm boolean algerbra
%
Quote #6157:
<Sadiq> MFJ: Sony tart.
%
Quote #6159:
<Sadiq> Blood_God: Windows?
<Blood_God> Sadiq: aye
<Sadiq> Blood_God: No, I meant.. that's what's whoring your machine. =)
%
Quote #6160:
<acehole> flatmate looks all forlorn sitting in his room in front of a dead computer
%
Quote #6161:
<Skumby> Damn it.. How am I getting emotionally involved with stick figures?
%
Quote #6162:
<murphybob> there is nothing i'm ashamed of under these clothes
%
Quote #6163:
<Polar> G<G>>>>^G<^G^G<^G<<<<G>v
<BlueParrot> I created a monster and now I cant controll it
%
Quote #6164:
<acehole> you know you are a physicist if when your tutor asks where your homework is, you say you didn't do it because you didn't want to contribute to the eventual heat death of the universe
%
Quote #6165:
<Sariel> Who the hell decided words should have genders?
%
Quote #6166:
<BlueParrot> You rememebr that scene from life of brian when he gets caught writing "Go home Romans" on the wall ? 
<Grvgrruggllugrvgu> Yes.
<BlueParrot> Thats what german lectures are like...
<Sariel> Heh
<BlueParrot> except the teatchers are often more intimidating
%
Quote #6167:
<Grvgrruggllugrvgu> "This sentence is missing a ... sentence. Consider revising."
%
Quote #6168:
<Sariel> I WILL KILL YOU!
<Sariel> Or something.
%
Quote #6169:
<Tim> fun, n., 1. Living in HoG, 2. Extremely unpleasant, 3. ...
%
Quote #6170:
<ajmiles> stupid Xchat autocorrected my typo for me
%
Quote #6171:
<Morlark> Yarr
<Morlark> Hey, I managed to go 5 lines without saying 'speshul'! How speshul is that?! :)
<BlueParrot> Yarr counst as speshul, you failed
%
Quote #6172:
 * Banana waits for breakfast-pizza to be digested before wondering off and getting lunch-pizza.
%
Quote #6173:
<Morlark> dammit. i meant to go to sleep hours ago. stupid internet.
%
Quote #6174:
<Silver> And no segfaulting == good.
%
Quote #6175:
 * Tim has already been told off for trying to start a holy war once today.
%
Quote #6176:
<zx64> Tim: The key difference is this: in emacs you do M-x your-mum, in vim you go into insult mode and type "your mum".
%
Quote #6177:
<Chloe> I love you Dave!
%
Quote #6178:
<Zat> Now to try and replicate the do-nothing bug :)
%
Quote #6179:
<murphybob> the other day i was coding on the battle.net bot and i kept mentally calling subroutines "spells" and thinking "hmmm maybe if i cast bnet_foo(); here that would work".  I thought maybe i should lay off the warcraft a bit at that stage :)
%
Quote #6180:
<Skumby> Any game where you can refit concorde to carry cattle is fucked up
%
Quote #6181:
<Skumby> omg
<Skumby> Just stuck in 40 mins of code and it compiled first time
<Skumby> oh wait
<Skumby> IT helps if you compile the right thing
<Skumby> There we go
<Skumby> normality resumes
%
Quote #6182:
<murphybob> i'm so glad i was violently sick last night
<murphybob> i feel great this morning
%
Quote #6183:
<Kerian> that one almost all the girls i showed it to decided that i looked amazing and they would do me, or just go out with me because i looked hot
<Draconas> lol
<Draconas> almost......
%
Quote #6184:
<murphybob> my various body parts are hurting
%
Quote #6185:
 * acehole puts on bright red tshirt and decides it's laundry day
%
Quote #6186:
<icStatic> JinglyBOT has a line in its flipacoin function that goes something like this: if(max(pain(optionA) > pain(optionB)) print(optionA) else print(optionB)
%
Quote #6187:
<Crazy_Piglet> Probably have a warning in the instructions: Warning, not user servicable, danger of heart attack after seeing the rubbish we pack inside these things.
%
Quote #6188:
<Crazy_Piglet> Might do, just trying to integrate a few more bits of the Wolf Goat Cabbage problem and see if that helps.
%
Quote #6189:
<Draconas> there person deserves a shotgun put right up next to their dangly bits
<Silver> That's actually pretty cool.
%
Quote #6190:
<Anna_Dove> ok, note to self.  up the affection during gaming
<Anna_Dove> slide you hand on the the wrong mouse....
<Anna_Dove> doesn't really work does it?
%
Quote #6191:
<Morlark> See, what you have here is a rundown of #compsoc's top crap-talkers.
%
Quote #6192:
<Morlark> holy crap. hamsters have nearly as many quotes as me.
%
Quote #6193:
<BlueParrot> will you stop spamming the channel with [^gay|^lesbian|^sex|^goatse] ?
%
Quote #6194:
<Blood_God> i was taking the piss damnit
<Morlark> In My Pants!
%
Quote #6195:
<LittleBigG> wd40++ indeed... you can just keep finding uses for it!
%
Quote #6196:
<PlanarPlatypus> bah, where is Zephran when you need him
<PlanarPlatypus> OI Zephran, shiny hardware
<Zephran> ,
%
Quote #6197:
<Blood_God> my housemate was just talking about "good goats cheese" and i heard "that's some good goatse"
%
Quote #6198:
<Skumby> Cocks for all!
%
Quote #6199:
<LittleBigG> Draconas: the dragon is a massively destructive creature, with a severely bad temper, is it your brother?
%
Quote #6200:
<Blood_God> Crazy_Piglet: if they had 60p, that'd be more money than they have sense
%
Quote #6202:
<Kerry_Anne> handy
<zx64> In my pants!
%
Quote #6203:
<ajmiles> haha, nice typo in the svn log
<ajmiles> "!!Warning!!: do not give your rcon password to people you do not thrust!"
%
Quote #6204:
<sadiq> Ynox: Ya, you pay cash for the sex, the STD's come free.
<Ynox> be it either direct transfer, or through the purchase of alcoholic beverages?
<Ynox> sadiq- sounds like score.
%
Quote #6205:
<Darren> 1 night is long enough to loose you anal virginity
<acehole> well that I could cope with
%
Quote #6206:
 * Wiz slaps zx64 (in his pants O_o)
%
Quote #6207:
<ajmiles> imagine an entire army with bad breath, or an entirely homosexual army all attracted to one another.. that wouldn't beat France
%
Quote #6208:
<zx64> Good morning (in my pants)
%
Quote #6209:
<Skumby> Your sheets would get all soggy if you did it in the shower
%
Quote #6210:
<Ynox> hmm, obviously i dont say enough bollocks.
%
Quote #6211:
<LucidIon> Silver: care too much about uptime and the majic security hole fairy will tear you a new asshole.
%
Quote #6212:
<Morlark> murphybob: I'm glad you said 3d modelling there. the concept of you on a catwalk is too strange even for my mind.
%
Quote #6213:
<murphybob> no no, i much prefer probing my own to check its doing what i want it to do
%
Quote #6214:
<cmb> Where is the last place [zx64] was known to be? 
<JinglyBOT> cmb: In my pants!
%
Quote #6215:
<acehole> I can't believe I just went to the toilet and managed to cut my hand on my flies
%
Quote #6216:
<Silver> (the extent use is only from what I know of it; I've not *actually* disassembled the NTFS driver to check recently)
%
Quote #6217:
<murphybob> morph it with a picture of me (to make it prettier)
<Kerry_Anne> then i'd be even more horny than i usually am!
%
Quote #6218:
 * Si1entDave may well be distilled evil...
%
Quote #6219:
<acehole> I thought Si1entDave liked stalking blokes
%
Quote #6220:
<acehole> the pretending to be a woman etc
<Kerian> i enjoyed that alot actually
%
Quote #6221:
<icStatic> 206 quotes... golly, i really /must/ talk a load of bullcrap#
%
Quote #6222:
<murphybob> getting quoted a lot is a sign of sexiness
%
Quote #6223:
<Kerry_Anne> you know pretending to be a gamer chich is the most fun i've had in a while
<Zephran> kerian, i don't think you are supposed to admit that
%
Quote #6224:
<murphybob> i have chocolate milk between my thighs.
%
Quote #6225:
<LittleBigG> Inciner, you are /obsessed/ with donkeys!
<Incinergone> no, I am obsessed with other people being obsessed with donkies
%
Quote #6226:
<acehole> if people used other words with enough frequency you'd think of them as intellectual celery
%
Quote #6227:
<ajmiles> big and coppery and fanny
%
Quote #6228:
<Mendoza> the real trick is being able to overclock your girlfriend. fitting a watercooling system just isn't practical
%
Quote #6229:
<Antz> but you should remeber to never put a wireles card on your girlfriend, if you don't want her to get fucked by the guy walking by with a large antenna
%
Quote #6230:
<Mendoza> personally i don't have a problem with multi user girlfriends though as long as everyone has a seperate login
<Wiz> and cant login at the same time
<Jeremy> And if they use surge protection
<Wiz> and the girlfriend is running latest anti virus
%
Quote #6231:
<ajmiles> perhaps someone say up all night ++ ing you
%
Quote #6232:
<sadiq> Nugent: Damn you and your paste.
%
Quote #6233:
<Sariel> It's *obvious*! It's hidden in the mcrodot of the 'i' in...
<bucko> I don't see.
<Sariel> ...well, obviously not the 'i' in 'mcrodot'... 
%
Quote #6234:
<Nugent> psychic buckic. Err, psycho bucko... Oh, whatever.
%
Quote #6235:
<Inciner> I've got enough quotes making me sound like a stupid drunk stoner
%
Quote #6236:
<Woolfben> <SQL> Mommy, mommy, Apache _touched_ me!
%
Quote #6237:
<Draconas> gah where's a root user when you want one
<Kerry_Anne> in my pants....
%
Quote #6238:
<Crazy_Piglet> Broken != not broken
%
Quote #6239:
<Crazy_Piglet> remember kids, irc is not a terminal!
%
Quote #6240:
<murphybob> 37.5% of quotes about Zat refer to his nudity!
%
Quote #6241:
<sfcoursework> I always worry when questions seem bizarre and stupid to me
%
Quote #6242:
<acehole> common sense is only useful if you can switch it off with alcohol
%
Quote #6244:
<murphybob> good sex is like a hit off a crackpipe
%
Quote #6245:
<speakfire> what do you think they'd do if you uploaded porn onto boss?
%
Quote #6247:
<murphybob> bucko
<murphybob> are you about
<murphybob> bucko bucko bucko bucko
<murphybob> pingy ping
<murphybob> pingalingding
<Silver> Someone needs some lovin'.
%
Quote #6248:
<LucidIon> wardrobe: You sure it wasn't zx64 is a badger costume, wanting to get into your pants?
%
Quote #6249:
<wardrobe> wtf are you doing googling for coffee enemas ?
%
Quote #6250:
<LucidIon> Yay for coffee enemas: http://www.enematips.com/cofenrec.html
%
Quote #6251:
 * acehole is deeply disturbed by the implications of coffee enemas
%
Quote #6252:
 * LucidIon considers how a water cooling kit could involve an enema attachment.
%
Quote #6253:
<LucidIon> Perhaps you could use your enema bag to carry your groceries during your weekly shop.
<acehole> please don't make this hard
%
Quote #6254:
<murphybob> ok... you are all talking about enemas.. Morlark if you mention your pants or my mum just once during this conversation there will be *trouble*...
%
Quote #6255:
 * LucidIon wonders if Dave would like an enema kit as a present.
%
Quote #6256:
<Si1entDave> No LucidIon, I would not like an enema kit for a present.
%
Quote #6257:
<wardrobe> ratemyenema.com
<Nugent> Chilli Enema!
<Nugent> Hot!
 * acehole makes feeble retching sounds
%
Quote #6258:
<wardrobe> yes, I mean, who'd have thought that we actually spend LAN parties just sitting around drinking ginger tea and making small talk about the weather
%
Quote #6259:
 * wardrobe imagines himself injecting caffeine into his eye
%
Quote #6260:
<BigG> sadiq, have you ever felt the temperature of icStatics? :)
%
Quote #6261:
<Woolfben> aargh! they've finally completed the brainwashing machine! now no-one is safe from the lameness!
%
Quote #6262:
<Antz> there's pcworld.is.not.lame.A virus out, it infects humans and uses IRC to transmit itself
%
Quote #6263:
<Draconas> though in my case its ineffeicant badly written shell
<Draconas> :D
<DrWatson> Draconas, that's a redundant phrase.
%
Quote #6264:
<DrWatson> http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?scale=5000&pc=CV32%204hn&place=In%20My%20Pants
%
Quote #6265:
 * Draconas grabs a flamerthrower and sets to punishing people for their sins
%
Quote #6266:
<Banana> I've just clipped my feet together again
%
Quote #6267:
<Wiz> note to self: only put one game in your playstation at a time
%
Quote #6268:
<murphybob> ubar is like fubar but less f
%
Quote #6269:
<DrWatson> Banana, what are you intending to use a big knob for?
%
Quote #6270:
 * Skumby huggles SQL
%
Quote #6272:
<Skumby> Just break their knobs off
%
Quote #6273:
<Crazy_Piglet> And Steve Matthews will be king of the world!
%
Quote #6274:
<Crazy_Piglet> Skumby|molly: What? Does my face not say *TROOOOLL* clearly enough!?
%
Quote #6275:
 * Skumby thinks JB should run people's lines through a dictionary and kick people who typo
%
Quote #6276:
<Darren> oh my god im missing neighbours
%
Quote #6277:
 * Banana waits for icStatic to come back before pressing the magic button
<murphybob> is it the "eject icStatic's seat" button?
%
Quote #6278:
 * Skumby jiggles with barely repressed excitement
%
Quote #6279:
 * Skumby bows down to your leet ass quoting skillz
%
Quote #6280:
<Berg> !badgers
<Laurence> all hail drac, lord of the badgers!
%
Quote #6281:
<Banana> I am now the proud owner of a £40 knob.
%
Quote #6282:
<DrWatson> Banana: Aww... I wanted to get a chance to see your knob.
%
Quote #6283:
<Banana> DrWatson, the seller is quite quick in delivery, so perhaps you'll see my knob on monday or tuesday :)
%
Quote #6284:
<Banana> LucidIon, this is one illicit toy I won't have to hide :)
%
Quote #6285:
<Laurence> enough with the quotes about Banana's knob. I don't want to have to see those /every/time he logs in.
%
Quote #6286:
<Banana> Anyway, thats enough about my knob.
%
Quote #6287:
<benji> why not just have software knob which you can operate using the mouse?
<LucidIon> benji: not as satisfying.
<Banana> And not as easy access, and not ergonomically the same.
%
Quote #6288:
<murphybob> i also have a mini lan going on right now... in my pants
%
Quote #6289:
 * Skumby remembers watching a video of a automatically piloted plane failed to land on a ruinway
%
Quote #6290:
<Nugent> zx64: Move or shoot?
<zx64> In my pants
%
Quote #6291:
<Si1entDave> Matthew, trust me on this. Do not attach your knob to an electric drill and attempt to spin it round. No good will come of this.
%
Quote #6293:
<bucko> Right, I'm off to bed, and to watch more of /Someday's Dreamers/.
<bucko> Also, Sar.
%
Quote #6294:
<Sariel> HE IS STALKING ME!
%
Quote #6295:
<Banana> In preparation for doing the same with my knob, when it arrives.
%
Quote #6296:
<Banana> I'm trying to calculate the velocity and acceleration of my mouse wheel
<Nugent> Heh.
<Nugent> Sounds fun.
<Banana> In preparation for doing the same with my knob, when it arrives.
%
Quote #6297:
<LucidIon> Part of my arm hurts and my palm is a little weird.
%
Quote #6298:
<acehole> wow, I can actually feel vibration
<acehole> impressed that a little tweaking improves them a lot
%
Quote #6300:
<Silver> Get a new computer, dedicated to reading /.
%
Quote #6301:
<Crazy_Piglet> Grr, you get it all rebuilt as it was and then
<Crazy_Piglet> sound doesn't work
<Crazy_Piglet> So broken GFX, dead sound...
<Crazy_Piglet> fecking piece of crap computer
<Crazy_Piglet> Lack of diagrams for connecting up front sound/usb which could be /fun/
<Crazy_Piglet> Don't people normally go home to get away from it all?
%
Quote #6303:
<Banana> Warning! Excess shagging detected!
%
Quote #6304:
<Banana> Warning! Excess shagging detected!
<Banana> <grr> went a little crazy on the veg oil
Quote #6305:
 * Tim doesn't remember when he last saw natural light.
%
Quote #6306:
<Tim> I'm only nerdier than 94% of the population. I hardly count.
%
Quote #6307:
<sadiq> Zat: I've managed to create a 3GB partition in the middle that seems to be error free.
%
Quote #6309:
<Sadiq> arsebadgers.
%
Quote #6310:
<Sadiq> I'm sitting in DCS plastering myself in liquid soap, trying to get into my latex gimp suit.
%
Quote #6311:
 * zx64 checks his pants
<DrWatson> zx64: Your door is still closed, isn't it?
<zx64> DrWatson: Yes
<DrWatson> good :)
%
Quote #6312:
 * Woolfben removes icStatic from pants
%
Quote #6313:
 * icStatic bends over and takes it like a man
%
Quote #6316:
<Sariel> Your authoritarian police state IRC policy is somewhat /lacking/ in authoritarianism and police-state-ness.
%
Quote #6317:
<zx64> Take us to PENCON 1, launch all pen misiles!
%
Quote #6318:
<MXW> Pen missiles?
<MXW> They don't sound that scary
<MXW> Nothing a large A4 notepad won't save you from
%
Quote #6319:
<zx64> Yes, it's supposed to be "in my pants"
%
Quote #6320:
<Sadiq> So I don't know whether I can be arsebadgered.
%
Quote #6321:
<Silver> My head is a sieve.
%
Quote #6322:
 * Si1entDave goes to play with JinglyBOT's !coconuts in PM.
%
Quote #6323:
<sadiq> I think, therefore I am not a coconut.
%
Quote #6324:
<Si1entDave> You want the coconut?! You can't handle the coconut!
%
Quote #6325:
<Tim> The book's quite good... got everything. :)
<Tim> Princesses... Brides....
<Sariel> Mecha?
%
Quote #6326:
<Kerian> i'm pretty sure i wasn't getting marrie......OH SHIT! :p
<Draconas> you know i hate to be kept waiting 
%
Quote #6327:
<Draconas> and i happen to be diety and high priest of the Most Holy Religion of Drac
<Draconas> which simplifies things quite a bit 
%
Quote #6328:
<Sariel> I find that RTSs fall into two categories: Starcraft, and Crap.
%
Quote #6329:
<Draconas> yes but the point is night evles can be made to bounce in WoW
%
Quote #6330:
<DrWatson> I clicked on it.
<DrWatson> When will I learn not to click on things in #compsoc?#
%
Quote #6332:
<Zat> WTF? That's gotta be /the/ most unexpected sex scene I've ever seen in an anime series
%
Quote #6333:
<sadiq> Well, it's Zat talking about sex.
<Blood_God> Zat: means absolutely bugger all to me...
%
Quote #6334:
<ajmiles> your "hmm" was darker than mine
<Wiz> darker in a sinister way or a colour way 
%
Quote #6335:
<Blood_God> i'm as good as porn!
%
Quote #6336:
<icStatic> Crazy_Piglet, ready for us to invade you?
%
Quote #6337:
<Inciner> yeah. I found a solution to get rid of the train
<Inciner> buy one of your cheapest trains, remove the signals for a bit, and 90 lives later ther is a clear track
%
Quote #6338:
<speakfiredcs> well, it would be cheaper to kill Laurence I guess, go for that :)
%
Quote #6339:
<Banana> Blegh, I'm still knobless :/
%
Quote #6340:
<Crazy_Piglet> Wiz: Laxative is your friend.
%
Quote #6341:
<Crazy_Piglet> A little less procrastination a little more action please.
%
Quote #6342:
<murphybob> i have so little money but i would pay *so* much to see chloe and emma get down and dirty in a pit of mud
%
Quote #6343:
<murphybob> can we not just setkarma google to <><> (thats an ascii interpretation of an infinity squiggle) ?  its is blatantly jesus mushed up and made into a search engine.
%
Quote #6344:
<murphybob> that was me
<Jeremy> Intentionally, or do you have some kind of virus?
<murphybob> only stupidity, does that count?
%
Quote #6345:
<ajmiles> i've never been so glad to see sadiq : (i'm adding this bit probably ironically so i don't get quoted)
%
Quote #6346:
 * Skumby goes to stick things in a vending machine
%
Quote #6347:
<icStatic> its mirc with a capital GAY
%
Quote #6348:
<Zat> And get my arse handed to me on a plate repeatedly? No thanks :)
%
Quote #6349:
<Draconas> when i noticed on a sign that the welsh for Tenby took up 2 lines i decided that there were some mountains i was not meant to climb ;)
%
Quote #6350:
<Crazy_Piglet> Huway! I have a graphics a level! It qwalifies me to scwibble onna black bwoard!
%
Quote #6351:
<MXW> sent those linux people to meet their penguin god.
%
Quote #6352:
 * BigG thinks that there may be something wrong there, am I correct?
<sadiq> Well, the error is 800% the input value.
<sadiq> So yes.
<sadiq> YES.
<sadiq> YES.
<MXW> This some sort of American Friend or Foe targetting device?
<sadiq> IT'S BUGGERED.
%
Quote #6353:
<Draconas> for the last time I WOULDN'T WASTE RADIOATIVE MATERIALS ON YOU LOT 
%
Quote #6354:
<Morlark> Nugent: mIRC script? was i ever not a mIRC script?
%
Quote #6355:
<ficedula> "I call as witness Mr Jingly Bot..."
%
Quote #6356:
<Ynox> I swear to shit ananda is a stoner.
%
Quote #6357:
<LucidIon> sadiq: I'm working in DCS. Just as soon as the arseholes STOP PLAYING A FUCKING FLASH MOVIE.
<Si1entDave> LucidIon, chill.
<Si1entDave> There is a simple answer to your problem.
<Si1entDave> Kill them.
%
Quote #6358:
<LucidIon> while true do echo 'oh yes, yes, yes, yes'; sleep 1; echo 'fuck me harder'; sleep 1; done ?
%
Quote #6359:
<NeXuS7> you were hard for 3.5 hours including a bike ride? ;)
%
Quote #6360:
<Darren> I suck monkey balls.
%
Quote #6361:
<Inciner> actually, we need murphy as equal ops for compsoc
%
Quote #6362:
<Woolfben> icStatic: you have a large box on your bed, it's either the dead horse's head I ordered, or your kustompc order
%
Quote #6363:
<murphybob> omg CAN I CAN I CAN I please???? please please please please please?  i'd be the best fucking equal ops officer ever!  my first law would be no whingers.  second law was if you are being oppressed and not oppressing back you should do.  third rule anyone who makes me do any work is categorised as a whinger.
%
Quote #6364:
 * icStatic sets mode +i Zephran IGNORE HIM, STOP DISTRACTING HIM, I NEED HIM TO DO U.M.L NOT TALK ABOUT STUPID LAPTOPS
%
Quote #6365:
<murphybob> Chump, Chumperino, Chumperella. Cunty McCuntface, Cunty Chops, You big jizz, Jizzmuffin, Cockjockey, Cuntmunter, Elephant scrote, Your mum, Slagmuffin.
%
Quote #6366:
<DrWatson> Mmm - CDs are fun. They bend such a long way, then they bend, then they bend, then they bend a bit more... then *SPANG*, they shatter into a thousand lovely shards that go pinging across the room
%
Quote #6367:
 * MXW kisses Nexus.
<Crazy_Piglet> Get a room.
<MXW> Weren't expecting that were you bitch
%
Quote #6368:
<sadiq> murphybob: Seems they don't sell mind anymore.
%
Quote #6369:
<Sariel> The crazy thing is that I bought two cans at the time, I just tried the second one and it pulls right off...
<Skumby> It probably saw what you did to its brother
%
Quote #6370:
<icStatic> im a gay prostitute and i have sex with men for fun
%
Quote #6371:
<icStatic> right, anyone fancy checking out my latex?
%
Quote #6372:
<NeXuS7> my e-penis is now 2.12 * 3.0 so 6.36" storage in TB * CPU speed in MHz :)
%
Quote #6373:
<ajmiles> "you may even have heard of google"....
%
Quote #6374:
<MXW> Why do you associate the penguin with linux? It's far too cute. Surely you can use something more apt. Like Scabies.
%
Quote #6375:
<MXW> that's the epitomy of paedophilia. Kiddy condoms.
%
Quote #6376:
<Skumby> And get sent to a school, and vended to small children
<Skumby> Who would drink me up, thinking I'm strawberry milkshake
%
Quote #6377:
<Sariel> Sorry, did I say money? I meant people's-labour-driven-man-power-socio-economic-requisition-credits.
%
Quote #6378:
<BlueParrot> 1 billion tonnes of water in 1 cubic metre
%
Quote #6379:
<sadiq> Dead bodies and sex! Everyone should watch!
%
Quote #6380:
<BlueParrot> lame joke
<Skumby> *classic joke*
<Skumby> It's only lame cos you missed it
<BlueParrot> oh I see now
<BlueParrot> bah 
%
Quote #6381:
<Polar> it keeps giving me extra balls
%
Quote #6382:
<Polar> i'll have to do that atleast 20 times with the number of balls i have
%
Quote #6383:
<MXW> alledgely
<MXW> Anna has done FOUR now
<MXW> and is still going
%
Quote #6384:
<ajmiles> who pulled out to let Darren in?
%
Quote #6385:
<DrWatson> *why* did I click on a link that someone posted in IRC? Have I not *learnt* yet?
%
Quote #6386:
<murphybob> ugh edgy onions.  i'll take my faeces anyday of the week.
%
Quote #6387:
<DrWatson> Crazy_Piglet, no, I'll just screw. screw hard.
%
Quote #6388:
<DrWatson> BlueParrot: Calling anime a cartoon will probably be taken in the same way as calling your computer a trumped-up typewriter, I suspect
%
Quote #6389:
<Morlark> Hmm. When the first years start getting more quotes than me, that's when I'll start talking crap.
%
Quote #6391:
<ajmiles> nexus' is almost 6" i think
%
Quote #6392:
<Morlark> I have no idea how it happened. I just got on the bus like normal, and then suddenly there was this voice saying "Morlark!". And I thought to myself "Please God no. Not this. Anything but this." I guess he wasn't listening.
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Quote #6393:
<murphybob> DrWatson i was gonna get a trolley and suspend my *WHOLE PC* in it like i do my harddrives so i could race to the lan with the trolley and not destroy the pc
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Quote #6394:
<DrWatson> murphybob, that I can understand. A PC suspended by washing line is truly a thing to prompt a childlike feeling of joy and happiness at the mere thought of it
<DrWatson> which reminds me, can I have my clothes back please?
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Quote #6395:
<DrWatson> which reminds me, can I have my clothes back please?
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Quote #6396:
 * Inciner has been in sadiq's boot before
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Quote #6397:
<sadiq> Inciner: Oh.. you've been in my backseat.
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Quote #6398:
<ajmiles> i've seen Dom's very impressive greyscale image :p
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Quote #6399:
<sadiq> no way..
<sadiq> I can't have 388 quotes.
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Quote #6400:
<acehole> also if anybody changes my nick to acehole|GayClub that doesn't count either
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Quote #6401:
<Oz> bah, I'm clearly lame somehow
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Quote #6402:
<acehole> 720*576 can't possibly look good
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Quote #6403:
<Sariel> Which means I'd have to find and use an actual telephone, interact with /other people/ if I wanted pizza. :/
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Quote #6404:
<wardrobe> I bet he does everything in mat-fucking-lab. his taxes, family time is scheduled in it with simultaneous equations and he has a matrix to decide what mood he'll be in for a given hour
%
Quote #6405:
<Sariel> There is an icecream van circling your house in the west midlands playing theme music from a 70s russian scifi movie?
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Quote #6406:
<murphybob> Pretzels(tm)! Choke on something salty that tastes /good/ for a change!
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Quote #6407:
<sadiq> gah, that's only because of that lame-ass 'exclusive rights' crap.
<sadiq> And I couldn't keep my stupid rate of airlining.
<aj> and i also own 75% of your £30M company
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Quote #6408:
<aj> oh dear, i thought i was copying over at 20GB folder of TV shows, it was actually 180GB, i wondered why it took so long
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Quote #6409:
<Wiz> i have 2 quotes so im gonna be in zx64s pants 50% of the time :p
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Quote #6410:
<Silver> Saying "I declare it" is silly. I declare it.
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Quote #6411:
<Si1entDave> This is getting a little too incestuous I think...
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Quote #6412:
<Sariel> There will be many more capital offences after the revolution, this is merely a short selection of the more interesting ones.
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Quote #6413:
<Silver> Probably "WTF, the file I just deleted isn't there any more?!"
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Quote #6414:
<Sariel> Ah, sleeping... the most noble of arts.
<Blood_God> well it is what most arts students spend their time doing
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Quote #6415:
<BlueParrot> icStatic, ideally we should go to sleep now...
<icStatic> im not gay you know
<BlueParrot> right, bad wording 
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Quote #6417:
<BigG> Fuck it's 1430... how did that happen?!?
<Silver> I believe it is called "the passage of time".
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Quote #6418:
<BigG> The BOT is dead, long live the BOT!
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Quote #6419:
<Antz> Aaargh! There's *sunlight* in my room! It's getting reflected off a poster in the corridor...
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Quote #6420:
<Skumby> Print how I want you to, not how I'm telling you to, damn it!
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Quote #6421:
<sadiq> I just spent ten minutes debugging my code to realise I was spelling 'foobar' wrong.
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Quote #6423:
<Nugent> But it's got .net in the title, it must be a MicroSoft product...?
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Quote #6424:
<Sariel> "Where's my phone? Damnit, it should be somewhere around here..." *ring ring*... *ring ring*... "Oh. I was holding it..."
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Quote #6425:
<Banana> Sorry guys. I just introduced zx64 to the anoying song.
<Banana> Beware :)
<Crazy_Piglet> Oh crap.
<Crazy_Piglet> You bastard.
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Quote #6426:
<Sariel> ...anything I might be missing that could lead away from them sucking?
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Quote #6427:
<sadiq> Tomcat's like a hyperactive child.. it can be a _royal_ pain in the ass.. but once it's working.. oh boy.
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Quote #6428:
<sadiq> You hang around on forums with little children?
<sadiq> Surely that's called grooming?
<Ynox> nah, as in they're about 15 or so...
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Quote #6430:
<Ynox> ahh sod it. Its easier to load up firefox than to walk to morissons.
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Quote #6431:
<Polar> WHAT THE FUCK? Visual Studio 2005 Setup says Space Pinball Setup Program
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Quote #6432:
<Wiz> marquee is the sexiest tag in the whole of HTML
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Quote #6433:
<Jeremy> My 3rd year project is a road traffic simulation, and it breaks out of a supposedly infinite loop with an error whenever a car reaches precisely 88mph
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Quote #6434:
<Incinerfood> I can use all my HD, but not my CD at the same time
<Incinerfood> aaaah, that's cause it's not plugged in
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Quote #6435:
<Incinerfood> someone on the onion has more gay porn than dementa
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Quote #6436:
<Tim> Draconas, oh yes, I forgot. I'm setting up the new goatse here, aren't I?
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Quote #6437:
 * Polar puts the annoying song on his phone
 * Blood_God notes to carry a weapon with him at all times in case he encounters Polar and his phone rings
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Quote #6438:
<BlueParrot> Does anyon ehere know how many people currently have me in their ignore list 
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Quote #6439:
<murphybob> oh sweet mother of jesus when did #compsoc get so fucking irritating?  /me retreats to the safety of the channels he has ops in.
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Quote #6440:
<NightCrawler> Map everything to !spam to save people typing each command individually?
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Quote #6443:
<Faux> Whoot, go sml! 3 lines of php program condensed down to 85 lines of sml shit*.
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Quote #6444:
 * Faux needs to get more involved in the convos about goats and sex and beer..
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Quote #6445:
 * Laurence wonders if he should quote that cmb has just got a dongle so he's not the only one to get dongle quotes on join.
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Quote #6446:
<Laurence> oh. 2 dongle quotes that don't involve me...
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Quote #6447:
<Laurence> ah. both of the dongle quotes which I didn't say are in reference to me.
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Quote #6448:
 * Laurence heads to lectures before gaining anymore dongle quotes...
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Quote #6449:
<benji> his dongle is nearly as important to him as drac
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Quote #6450:
<Si1entDave> There is just something so very wrong about sex scenes between puppets.
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Quote #6451:
<Sariel> You have to bear in mind that the CS department basically approaches the english dept. each year and says "Our students really suck at stringing basic english sentences together, could you get them back up to Year 7 level again for us k thx"
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Quote #6452:
<icStatic> bloody hell ive got 27 msn contacts online. and theres 55 people on irc.. what the hell is going on!
<Zat> You have too many friends and clearly need less of a life?
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Quote #6453:
<LucidIon> Friends suck. What have friends when you can own hardware?
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Quote #6454:
<Laurence> sniped 2 quote's in as many minutes. I should be hanging around dcs trying to work more often.
%
Quote #6455:
<Sariel> Kill her.
<icStatic> its plausable, i know where she lives
<Sariel> Set fire to her house.
<Sariel> People who can't spell are worthless anyway.
<Sariel> They will never become productive members of society.
<Sariel> They are a class one up only from avowed BASIC programmers.
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Quote #6456:
<icStatic> whats worrying is that Woolfben actually IS sharpening the sword
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Quote #6457:
<Jeremy> I'm an ambling armadillo when it comes to tranquilising sheep, apparently
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Quote #6458:
 * LucidIon suggests porn sites, you *know* there'll be lots of geeks there.
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Quote #6459:
<acehole> messages about coffee enemas?
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Quote #6460:
<Jeremy> Bloody hell, there was me thinking that the enema involved just *drinking* the coffee!
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Quote #6461:
<Tim> It contained 1 comment. 5% of the module is just for submitting something.
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Quote #6462:
<Silver> And the solution is, as ever, Linux.
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Quote #6463:
<sadiq> No, it's a guy I knew last year called Rik.
<sadiq> He's _hot_.
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Quote #6464:
<acehole> maybe my huge pr0n stash has desnsitised me
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Quote #6465:
<LucidIon> BlueParrot: type slower.
<acehole> LucidIon: I agree
<BlueParrot> LucidIon, why , its understabadble (well most of the time ) 
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Quote #6466:
<LucidIon> Dementia: then again, noone here is going to try to screw you. Unless of course there's a new ctcp extension I don't know about.
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Quote #6467:
 * Crazy_Piglet wonders where icSlowCoach and ZephPramPushing are
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Quote #6468:
<Inciner> jam is like cake blood really
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Quote #6469:
<Draconas> goddamn nest for loops inside while lops inside if stateemnts all of them them fucking with vectors
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Quote #6470:
<LucidIon> Looking at GroupDispise in DCS in Konqueror is like watching a JackRabbit with a vibrator.
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Quote #6471:
<Crazy_Piglet> SANITY is for the WEAK!
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Quote #6472:
 * Tim decides that 90% of the browsing population suck, and don't deserve to see his website.
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Quote #6474:
<Sadiq> mental note... when you've been eating salted peanuts and then decide to take your lenses out.. make you sure you get _all_ the salt washed off first..
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Quote #6475:
<Silver> I am generally very picky about who I want to kill...
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Quote #6476:
<Si1entDave> Ach, blow this. I need my sleep.
<acehole> Si1entDave: eminently sensible
<acehole> you must be getting old
<acehole> :-P
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Quote #6477:
<icStatic> as in when i de-wet myself :)
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Quote #6478:
<sadiq> Silver: No, zx64's pants.
<Silver> sadiq, pfff, they are always down anywhere.
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Quote #6479:
<Silver> At least it wasn't a quote about 'in your pants'.
%
Quote #6480:
 * Si1entDave sees a career of being employed to look at things, so they don't break.
%
Quote #6481:
<Antz> Last week I was stalked my an ice cream van. Now there is a marching band outside my house. What will come next week?
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Quote #6482:
<Draconas> hmmm after a shower and with some clean clothes i think i might even be able to pass as a human
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Quote #6483:
<acehole> hang about, I'm missing strippers for this
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Quote #6484:
<acehole> it's all one mutual lovefest on #compsoc isn't it
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Quote #6485:
<Chloe> yeah, icStatic seems to have more love than me though
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Quote #6486:
<Kerry_Anne> drac: do you have a soul to boost? i thought demons didn't have souls
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Quote #6487:
<BlueParrot> I love you guys...
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Quote #6488:
<Sariel> I am at a loss to think of any topic that could be off-topic enough for a channel that actually endulges Sadiq from time to time.
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Quote #6490:
 * Tim finds it difficult to flame unixhelp - he's far too emotionally stable.
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Quote #6491:
<Laurence> What's more scary is the person BlueParrot is speaking to seems to be getting the occasional word in edgeways.
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Quote #6492:
 * SilentDave now has 3-day weather forecasts for Cov in his FF statusbar.
<SilentDave> This is a good thing.
<SilentDave> Means I don't have to look out the window :)
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Quote #6493:
<acehole> you're not supposed to use #compsoc like the back of an envelope, BlueParrot
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Quote #6494:
<Antz> then internal pressure grew... and he moved abroad
<covbob> that must have been painful
<covbob> had he been eating cabbage?
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Quote #6495:
<covbob> i've never been quoted before
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Quote #6496:
<Faux> Naming servers after sister's dead pets is bad taste, right?
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Quote #6498:
<Sariel> bot, ask bucko if his girl has arrived in the mail yet
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Quote #6499:
<sadiq> Dementia: Only if you bring spiked punch.
<sadiq> Dementia: and a mini-skirt.
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Quote #6500:
<Kerry_Anne> dementia in a mini-skirt *shudders*
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Quote #6501:
<Dementia> Damn you all, leave me and my mini-skirt alone!
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Quote #6503:
 * Faux refrains from saying anything else about processors until Zephran goes back to sleep.
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Quote #6504:
<murphybob> WoW++ for getting me off the crack.
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Quote #6505:
<murphybob> Draconas, cooking oil has settings?  shit i've completely missed that thus far.
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Quote #6506:
<Woolfben> another victim^H^H^H^H^H^Hguest for dinner :p
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Quote #6507:
<sadiq> kick it in the groin.
<icStatic> sadiq, i tried that after i tried flirting, kissing and humping its leg
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Quote #6508:
 * speakfire slaps Laurence|away around a bit with a large trout
 * speakfire slaps Incineraargh around a bit with a large trout
 * Faux licks speakfire seductively.
 * speakfire shuffles away
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Quote #6509:
<LucidIon> BlueParrot: I think not getting raped in prison showers is a good deterrent. Works regardless of any actual security.
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Quote #6510:
<Dementia> All hail Drac!
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Quote #6511:
<Dementia> Everyone knows I'm a Drac fan, we don't need crappy quotes to prove it :P
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Quote #6512:
<Dementia> Oh great, now from my quotes everyone is going to think I love drac while wearing a mini skirt!
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Quote #6513:
<Dementia> I'm starting to think people are against me
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Quote #6514:
<icStatic> which leaves me with no alternative.... admit defeat and become an arts student
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Quote #6515:
 * acehole has just watched the video of you all goofing off at the lan playing ddr
<acehole> <cough>freaks!</cough>
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Quote #6516:
 * LucidIon would rather that Sadiq didn't try to have my babies though.
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Quote #6517:
 * Sadiq wants to have LucidIon's babies.
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Quote #6518:
<wardrobe> don't look at me. I kidnap on Fridays and Mondays
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Quote #6519:
<benji> hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off now
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Quote #6520:
<benji> acehole, it's more of a feature with unintended side effects
<acehole> yeah
<Blood_God> "its not a bug... its a feature!"
<acehole> "bug" ~ "feature", right?
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Quote #6521:
 * Inciner would say he wonders what murphy is wearing, but Morlark is around and he would get quotesniped. DOPn't quote this either. In fact, I dare you... Aaaaa, to long isn't it?
%
Quote #6522:
<Morlark> The quote-fu is strong in this one.
%
Quote #6523:
<icStatic> hmm windows didnt like it too much when i unhibernated my pc after installing a new motherboard, hard disk and pci card
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Quote #6524:
<Skumby> You really want to install the stuff naked
<Skumby> That'd stop static build up
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Quote #6525:
<Woolfben> Inciner: Yarr! Tis a rich karma seam! Mining skill increased!
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Quote #6526:
<Woolfben> not happening, I like my meat tender and juicy :p
%
Quote #6527:
<speakfiredcs> cs122++ , because learning about the industrial revolution every term in gcse's just wasn't enough!
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Quote #6529:
<icStatic> my computer is going slower than a snail on weed
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Quote #6530:
<Banana> It smells.... Odd... In here....
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Quote #6531:
<Tim> Did you know that 10-year old laptops with power problems make really good jigsaw puzzles? I didn't.
%
Quote #6532:
 * Tim wonders where this next bit of metal goes, and realises he's cocked up.
%
Quote #6533:
<MXW> Anna's reading the WoW forums.
<MXW> The spelling is hilarious.
<MXW> And when I say hilarious
<MXW> I want my mommy.
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Quote #6534:
 * icStatic hacks into Woolfben's brain and removes 'speshul' by regex
%
Quote #6535:
<Tim> Hey, there's the dark side, and there's gentoo.
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Quote #6536:
<murphybob> damn i'd better put some clothes on
<Inciner> don't do it murphy, think of the children!
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Quote #6537:
<Dementia> Kerry_Anne: Why are you asking JinglyBot to lookup my mini-skirt?
%
Quote #6538:
 * ajmiles readies headphones, he isn't going to play britney spears out loud again
%
Quote #6539:
<Silver> Students. Apathy. What did you expect?
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Quote #6540:
<acehole> NeXuS7: nobody else minds when your connections suddenly dies... it gets all nice and peaceful without you
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Quote #6541:
<acehole> no, then you just look at you date snozing next to you in bed and either think 'my god is s/he ugly, how could I have just done that?' or 'wow, I can't belive I just pulled somebody so hot'
<acehole> given this is #compsoc, which is more likely?
<Dementia> How about just "wow, I can't belive I just pulled somebody"
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Quote #6543:
<zx64> alcohol is only useful if you can switch if off with common sense :P
<acehole> zx64: with that attitude, it's no wonder you never do anything stupid
Quote #6545:
<Skumby> IT's HUGE
<Banana> Skumby|molly, why, thank you :)
%
Quote #6546:
<MXW> I'll get you a grenade Drac.
<MXW> But the pin is mine.
%
Quote #6547:
<Skumby> <_<
<Skumby> >_>
<Skumby> phew..
<Tim> Heh. Who's after you, Skumby|molly?
<Skumby> the world
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Quote #6548:
<Tim> LucidIon, well, lynx on the console is an adequate replacement for firefox...
%
Quote #6550:
<sadiq> let's face it.. when it comes to my desktop i'm gay.
%
Quote #6551:
<wardrobe> Tim: they even have references to machines that don't exist anymore. notably, old Acorn computers
<LucidIon> Tim|Away: and full of out of date crap.
%
Quote #6552:
<Draconas> are you a disciple of the most holy religion of drac?
<Nekozuki> um... well im closer then i was a few weeks ago - im still not sure about worshipping a insane lunitic though
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Quote #6553:
 * BigG notes to make sure that the next LAN has double doors to accommodate Draconas's head
%
Quote #6554:
<Inciner> Dementia, I would gladly show you my unerect penis...
%
Quote #6556:
<Inciner> Dementia! Cock. Does that feel better?
%
Quote #6557:
 * Faux fantasises about JinglyBOT.
%
Quote #6558:
 * ajmiles wonders if this leaves the door open to marrying JinglyBOT
%
Quote #6559:
 * murphybob imagines a compsoc production of The Lion, The Witch, and Wardrobe.
%
Quote #6560:
<Tim> BlueParrot, please don't tell me what you're doing with your other hand. Please.
%
Quote #6562:
<Faux> benji: Nah, cs119 was to teach us that no matter what work we did, the mark will still come from http://random.org
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Quote #6563:
<MXW> jingles really wants to be a minor
%
Quote #6564:
<Banana> LucidIon: Sure, I heard you were due to owe me some sexual favours in the near future :P
<LucidIon> Banana|Maths: er, can we do pizza?
%
Quote #6565:
<Darren> Dementia-- For wanking Dave off last night
%
Quote #6566:
<Zephran> i was a bit more supprised when pete kissed darren
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Quote #6567:
<Darren> planarplatynus-- for trying to fuck me in the arse like the gayboy he is 
%
Quote #6568:
 * sadiq just realises he doesn't know where his girlfriend lives.
%
Quote #6569:
<Si1entDave> Link?
 * Drac slaps Si1entDave
<Si1entDave> ??
 * Drac slaps Si1entDave in the direction of the topic
<Si1entDave> Ah. Indeed.
<Drac> consider yourself slapped sir
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Quote #6570:
<Drac> you cannot kill what is already dead
<Drac> but you /can/ blow it into lots of itty btty pieces
%
Quote #6572:
<Cunty_McCuntchops> no-one is baggy pantsing me
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Quote #6573:
<Prime9> and _this_ is just one of the many reasons compscis should never reproduce
%
Quote #6574:
<Si1entDave> Banana, what did I do?
<Banana> Si1entDave, your fun activities with Dementia last night :)
<Si1entDave> Heh. How'd you know about that?
<LucidIon> Si1entDave; everyone knows.
%
Quote #6575:
<Faux> It vaugely makes sense (in the way that rape makes sense when you need sex)
%
Quote #6576:
<Sariel> I sometimes find interesting things in my access logs. Like for isntance the only people who found my site through google last month were looking for lesbian porn at the time...
<Tim> Works for me...
%
Quote #6577:
<Sariel> I shudder to think what marmite lesbian porn would be like.
<Wiz> either love it or hate it
%
Quote #6578:
<Sariel> Note to self: Talk about lesbians => get quoted
%
Quote #6579:
<speakfire> fucks sake, the first link for my real name is 'Mark Graham : King of Mongrel Folk'
%
Quote #6580:
<BlueParrot> Besides, I have nothing against drac, its just that he seems to be annoyed at me for unknown reasons...
%
Quote #6582:
<LucidIon> acehole: 'girls drag me away' 
<LucidIon> acehole: ;-)
<acehole> hey, they do
<acehole> all too often, physically
<BlueParrot> acehole, better than them /pushing/ you away far to often...
<LucidIon> acehole: half of compsoc probably wants that problem. :)
%
Quote #6583:
<Morlark> omg someone said dongle. Quick! quote it!
%
Quote #6584:
<benji> heh i thought it was dodgy for a moment before i realised i was inserting it the wrong way
%
Quote #6586:
<zx64> PHP is the Visual Basic of the web
%
Quote #6587:
<zx64> ajmiles: Some people might object to seeing "goatse" and "coming" in the same sentence.
%
Quote #6588:
<Faux> benji: Please don't jpeg text. It makes baby jesus cry.
%
Quote #6589:
<icStatic> BlueParrot it is your duty to the CS kiddies of the world to go human female and remove all clothing, and bounce around in underwear
%
Quote #6590:
 * ajmiles will upgrade all ITS machines so they can play WoW at 60fps
%
Quote #6591:
<Faux> Anyone want to speak to me, just leave a message in my server log :p
%
Quote #6592:
<BlueParrot> now I just need to go to the bathroom, install it , and then play ...
 * MFJ wonders why BlueParrot's PC is in the bathroom
%
Quote #6593:
<SilentDave> The only way we'd get a CompSoc thong is if someone asked for it. Which they won't. And if they do I'll probably look at them funny.
%
Quote #6594:
<sadiq> MFJ: I couldn't have done them much cheaper.
%
Quote #6595:
<sadiq> there'll be nipples.
<sadiq> erm.
<sadiq> nibbles.
<benji> ah good
<sadiq> Damn you Freud, damn you.
%
Quote #6596:
<zx64> Is it cos me van is white?
%
Quote #6597:
<LucidIon> I was going to buy a new mobile phone charger, but I bought an SGI Octane instead.
%
Quote #6598:
<sadiq> crt-- Can't be used as a pulling aid in the union.
%
Quote #6599:
<Laurence> For a second there it looked like someone else was getting a dongle quote.
%
Quote #6600:
<sadiq> I know it was bait.. but i'm just trying to slowly replace the drac quotes with dongle ones.
%
Quote #6601:
<Laurence> What's wrong with the Drac quotes? (all hail Drac)
%
Quote #6602:
 * Tim drags himself back to IRC from memetic.org, and realises that's not really an improvement as far as doing work goes.
%
Quote #6603:
<Laurence> I think you'll find Draconas > God
%
Quote #6604:
<DrWatson> Wow. I'm now officially a member of CompSoc. I feel speshul.
%
Quote #6605:
<Silver> I hope you don't want sense out of me.
<Silver> I'm not in that kinda of mood
%
Quote #6606:
<benji> ron wasn't elected at all? 
<Silver> benji, this might be because he a) goes for all positions, and b) never turns up.
%
Quote #6607:
<covbob> who needs a social life when you have JinglyBOT?
%
Quote #6608:
<Blood_God> also, following a brief spell of watching TV.. since when did KY Jelly start advertising?
%
Quote #6610:
<NightCrawler> pasta++ (So good I've stoped playing WoW fot ten seconds to give it karma)
%
Quote #6611:
<Tim> Don't you think there's something a bit silly about having one computer running an IRC client, connected through a router and various other computers to another computer running an IRC server, connected to which there is also a complicated perl script, just so that you can time your pizza?
%
Quote #6612:
<sadiq> Sadiq--
<sadiq> Wha? I'm haemorraghing karma.
%
Quote #6613:
<Blood_God> (sadiq) That makes me look like a retard. <-- that was the whole point of that quote ;P
%
Quote #6614:
<Blood_God> fs. i really need to find a way of disabling that :p
<sadiq> ?
<Blood_God> i keep hitting ctrl+q (i.e. quit)
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Quote #6615:
<Tim> Yes JB, I would have to say that you are not at all a bad bot. 
<JinglyBOT> Tim: Bastard. 
<Tim> Suit yourself.
%
Quote #6616:
<Morlark> wait, someone's looking for a quote whore? !quo... oh, you're /not/ looking for a quote whore.
%
Quote #6617:
<Si1entDave> You KNOW something's SERIOUSLY wrong when you're naked, on your knees with your cock in one hand, an electric cutting tool in the other, and wearing goggles."
%
Quote #6619:
<ajmiles> omg... i just read this news headline without the word "ant":  "Sexual activity prolongs life of queen ant: study "
%
Quote #6620:
<Tim> As opposed to debiantart, which is prostitutes who run free software.
%
Quote #6621:
<Tim> And now I realise that I went to look for a website featuring tarts who run Debian. Hmm.
%
Quote #6622:
 * Tim imagines that if you /are/ going to sleep with a tart, you want her to be running a decent OS.
%
Quote #6623:
<Zat> "The United States is currently occupied in a war against global tourism... I have soldiers in Afghanistinia, I have soldiers in Kosovania, we're about to invade Baghdadistan."
%
Quote #6624:
<Blood_God> "A fatal exception has occurred in module 0xJ00RM0M. You are so very, very screwed. Please put your head between your knees and kiss your ass buenos noches. All your base are belong to us."
%
Quote #6625:
<Ynox> its bloody windy today
<Blood_God> Ynox: that'll be the beans
%
Quote #6626:
<Blood_God> with quality titles such as "THROAT BANGERS 6!"
%
Quote #6627:
<Morlark> Hey, I finally found a use for my pocket pc. I can use the stylus to cut the sellotape on this box.
%
Quote #6628:
<Silver> The day I play WoW is the day I die.
%
Quote #6629:
<BigG> OK... from being organized about 30 mins ago, determined to do work, I now have IRC open on my laptop and Winamp and freecell on my desktop...
%
Quote #6631:
<Ynox> coventry isn't that bad.
<Ynox> sure you go to sleep with the sound of a police siren in the distance most nights
<Ynox> but its ok
Quote #6632:
<Blood_God> BlueParrot: amusing given my housemate was planning on getting WoW on friday
<Blood_God> and he currently has a girlfriend...
<Blood_God> (he didn't manage to buy it)
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Quote #6633:
<Silver> <expand to 200 words of bullshit>
%
Quote #6634:
<icStatic> is Chloe some kind pornaholic or something?
%
Quote #6635:
<Bob> hang on....I LOVE PORN! IM ADDICTED!
%
Quote #6636:
<LucidIon> icStatic: HoS is like *doing* it, not playing WoW?
%
Quote #6637:
<Blood_God> nah, as he was one of the better teachers
<Blood_God> he explained electron shell levels in terms of "urinal theory"
%
Quote #6638:
<sadiq> What type of guy do you look for?
<Banana> Non homophobic ones.
%
Quote #6639:
<icStatic> we can mock those that braved the dancemat :)
<Dementia> There was a video?
<Dementia> oh shit
%
Quote #6640:
 * sadiq has Linux In Bed.
%
Quote #6641:
<icStatic> you installed linux on your girlfriend?
<sadiq> w.t.f?
<sadiq> No, i'm using my laptop.
%
Quote #6642:
<Tim> Oh! Now I understand. Gosh, there was a serious danger of something being misinterpreted there.
%
Quote #6643:
<sadiq> Ok, my crotch is getting scarily warm.
%
Quote #6644:
<Sar> I reserve the right to be as disturbing as I feel the need to be, whenever I feel the need. :P
%
Quote #6645:
<Zephran> ok, 400 words more bullshit for this coursework and then i can go play WoW all night
%
Quote #6646:
<Sar> This channel notes that it has long been this channel's policy to observe previous policies.
%
Quote #6648:
<Dementia> How do you post sexual favours?
<Dementia> Actually, don't answer that
%
Quote #6649:
<Inciner> actually, we could use WoW as a tool for drug rehab
%
Quote #6650:
<Dementia> I do wish Word wouldnt autocorrect my misspelled "inconvenient" as "incontinent"
%
Quote #6651:
<Woolfben> Morlark: you _want_ AS5
%
Quote #6652:
<speakfire> I think the problem here is that I'm writing code that makes sense to me. This is clearly not the way to deal with sml.
%
Quote #6653:
<Woolfben> Ynox: murphybob makes the Third World look loaded
%
Quote #6654:
<ajmiles> you have 57 minutes to engineer a DOS attack, or do SML, i know which i'd choose
%
Quote #6656:
<sadiq> You know 'icStatic' would actually be a good name for Imperial's radio station society?
%
Quote #6657:
<Darren> every program contains atleast 1 bug and can be shortened by atleast one line, so essentially every program can be written as 1 line of code that doesnt work
%
Quote #6658:
<Darren> Note to self: Learn how to use (an abuse?) Jingly
%
Quote #6659:
<icStatic> omg this installer is shite! who the hell wrote it! oh wait, me
%
Quote #6660:
<icStatic> !tell Silver when you get a free min, can you make me a program that stores a hash of itself inside the file so it can check it hasnt been tampered with :) *ducks*
%
Quote #6661:
<MXW> according to bash, all irc users are masterbating computing Junkies
%
Quote #6662:
<covbob> JinglyBOT will you be my slightly belated Valentine?
%
Quote #6663:
<MXW> Anna has two balls.
%
Quote #6664:
<sadiq> damn, I need to get out more.
%
Quote #6665:
<Blood_God> world domination project? ;p
<Draconas> thats ongoing
%
Quote #6666:
<sadiq> i am a loser
%
Quote #6667:
<Crazy_Piglet> Can we get a few more nukes in here? The channel is taking on a distinctly florally-feel...
%
Quote #6668:
<covbob> BigG, stop trying to get between me and my virtual lover
%
Quote #6669:
<acehole> dell-- ffs, my forehead is bloody from the brick wall
%
Quote #6670:
<Inciner> hmm, I wonder what time I am on?
<Inciner> aha, alaska time
<Inciner> so I would have to stay awake another 15 hours to rectify this
%
Quote #6671:
<Draconas> and as for the flogging well lets jsut say that ym dreams also involve black leather and numerous impliments that most people would not consider "traditional" in the practice of sex
%
Quote #6672:
<Draconas> and after piggies summer of living n babybio i'm not taller than him anymore 
%
Quote #6673:
<BigG> Outside of this virtual microcasm that is #compsoc, there is the real world, WoW.  Sometimes people go into a MMORPG called 'university' where they sit in rooms and listen to other people talking...
%
Quote #6674:
<icStatic> im not a fool sadiq
%
Quote #6675:
<acehole> sadiq|evil: have you been spunking all over your keyboard again? It looks like your keys are jamming
%
Quote #6676:
<Darren> damn you icStatic resist compsocs crazy obsessions with masturbation, twisted images, and gayness
%
Quote #6677:
<sadiq> Dementia: Obviously, she wants hot heated sex and a passport.
%
Quote #6678:
<Draconas> how to get rid of housemates:
<Draconas> "right I think I'm going to start coding in my underpants"
%
Quote #6679:
<sadiq> BlueParrot: Don't make me quote that.
%
Quote #6680:
 * Tim browses ebay for a very solid chastity belt.
%
Quote #6681:
<Draconas> zat no, not beating, I have said he is quite welcome to penguinise my Xbox, but, it is int he same vien as you are welcome to try to steal my chips, except unlike the food where i will merely stab you with my knife and fork I will attempt to find out how far a 6 cell magnalite can be inerted up said penguinisers rear end before they die screaming.  I am betting 4 cells.  
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Quote #6682:
<Si1entDave> Berg, Script Kiddiez are funny. People who chat on DC++ chat are funny. Warez monkeys are funny. But Script Kiddie Warez Monkeys on DC++ Chat? They seriously crack me up.
%
Quote #6683:
<sadiq> I'm officially a restard.
<sadiq> *retard
%
Quote #6684:
<Sadiq> benji: 256.
<benji> sadiq, plenty for kde
<Sadiq> but KDE, along with Netbeans and Tomcat. It might get a tad cramped.
 * benji says as he notices that kopete is using 512, brb
%
Quote #6685:
<Inciner> wow-- it's like diarrhea, as soon as you stop, you have to go again :(
%
Quote #6686:
 * Tim has had enough of Java.
<Zat> Already? But the fun has only just begun... ;)
%
Quote #6687:
<Zat> Seriously, get into cryptanalysis, and you can start writing cyberpunk novels. I'm told chicks dig cyberpunk novelists :)
%
Quote #6688:
<acehole> frontpage, it's mother, and a large part of it's lineage --
%
Quote #6689:
<ajmiles> no, Sadiq, there is power issues in my pants
%
Quote #6690:
<murphytov> i just had a weird image
<murphytov> someone running through a desert and suddenly coming to a bush and shouting "Holy shit there's a load of electricity hidden under this bush", then running off again.
<Inciner> ...
<Inciner> you are quite correct, that is weird
%
Quote #6691:
 * Silver liked the reasuring way Inverness airport had the fire trucks (with lights flashing) to greet his plane instead of some steps...
%
Quote #6692:
 * Si1entDave is unsurprised when FireFox completely fails to respond to !quoteme
%
Quote #6693:
<Si1entDave> Hmm. Britain leads the world in TV piracy... Yaarrrrr!
<murphytov> i wonder who leads the world in TV pirates
<murphytov> i can't think of many tv pirates
<murphytov> captain pugwash of course
%
Quote #6694:
<Draconas> you do realise i am going to make an appearence at this lan don't you
<sadiq> Drac--
<Draconas> and that you are going to be punched
%
Quote #6695:
<Crazy_Piglet> Why is it people think I write obfuscated code?
<sadiq> because we've seen your code?
%
Quote #6696:
<Skumby> Haha, mofos!
<Skumby> Even your surprise lans cannot defeat me
<Tim> Heh.
<Tim> Darn, foiled again.
<Skumby> I will literally be going home, entering my MAC, then leaving
%
Quote #6697:
<Faux> "Linus torvald sucks".. interesting pr0n there, Tim.
%
Quote #6698:
<Silver> Bad Thunderbird! Don't spell-check my PGP encrypted + signed message!
%
Quote #6700:
<DrWatson> omg
<DrWatson> I know what the problem is
<DrWatson> I just *can't focus* when the sun's turned on
<DrWatson> I feel like I should be asleep or something
%
Quote #6701:
<icStatic> wow euan came to my unlocked machine and /didnt/ baggy pants it... now thats impressive
%
Quote #6702:
<Crazy_Piglet> Well, the enthusiast market is becoming very big business.  Brands have become better known, which means people are willing to part with more cash to own a piece of kit with a logo on it
<Crazy_Piglet> In short, we're getting fucked, time to find a new area of interest.
%
Quote #6703:
<murphybob> Si1entDave: How about you open the World of Warcraft ports?
<Si1entDave> murphybob: How about you suck my cock?
<murphybob> Si1entDave: It's a fair exchange.
%
Quote #6704:
<Silver> WTF /is/ dbus?
<Dementia> its dthing that drives down dstreet :P
%
Quote #6705:
<zcrazypigley> Compsoc is not responsible for any psychological damage caused by proximity to particular members of the society.
<BigG> Compsoc will accept no liability for the jumping out of windows part-way through a LAN, however they do reserve the right to h4x all shiny hardware that you may leave behind
%
Quote #6706:
<CP> Well, a pain in the arse, but ultimately amusing.
%
Quote #6707:
<icStatic> hmm, why do all piglets comments on the gallery either contain a WoW theme or killing icStatic theme or a cock theme
%
Quote #6708:
<Dementia> Will you lot stop describing sucking cock as a bad thing dammit!
%
Quote #6709:
<Inciner> don't make me start insulting your penis sive
<Inciner> *siza
<Inciner> *size
%
Quote #6710:
<Crazy_Piglet> Well, a pain in the arse but ultimately amusing.
%
Quote #6711:
 * Tim has been spending too much time around compsoc.
%
Quote #6712:
<MXW> Someone just E-mailed me saying they want my E-mail address.
%
Quote #6713:
<Silver> Now go a drop dead before I get annoyed.
%
Quote #6714:
<Inciner> can we post goatse meets farmyard sex videos then?
%
Quote #6715:
<Skumby> Because I like my code not to look like line noise
<Tim> Ah, but I do.
%
Quote #6716:
<MXW> and I'm wearing pants that adam made that are better than those dropped don't quote me you fuck monkeys
%
Quote #6717:
<benji> tiskin didn't teach me anything except how to sleep in lectures
%
Quote #6718:
<zx64> benji: It's like there's a beowulf cluster in my pants and everyone's running SETI
%
Quote #6719:
<benji> OLS is like klogic but with all the useful features removed and probably what you would come up with for the most annoying user interface possible
%
Quote #6720:
<DeeJay> works for me fingering myself
%
Quote #6721:
<Yertle> how bizarre , it didnt go blue
%
Quote #6722:
 * Blood_God officially announces "FORGET 9ams!"
 * Sariel has been forgetting 9ams for the last two years or so...
<Wiz> YAY...
<Wiz> oh wait i dont have any 9ams tomorrow
 * Sadiq hasn't been to a 9am since the beginning of his second year.
<Wiz> can we change that to 10am cs124 lectures
<Sadiq> At some point i'll pay for it but I haven't had to yet.
<Blood_God> (nb: i have no official role whatsoever... "the bloke on IRC said forgetit WILL NOT WORK as an excuse)
<Sariel> Damn. And here I was about to ask you for three weeks off work.
%
Quote #6723:
<zx64> Yarr Em dash yarr eff yarr dot yarr
<acehole> zx64: w...t...f..?
<zx64> Pirate version of rm -rf *.*
%
Quote #6724:
 * acehole might kick you in the yarrs in a minute if you don't stop talking like a fake pirate
%
Quote #6725:
<zx64> If you connect your knob to your laptop, it becomes an haemaphrodite.
%
Quote #6727:
<benji> argh
<benji> over the weekend joshua wouldn't let me change my password, so i tried changing it about 12 times in total
<benji> since then it's been randomly changing it throughout the last 2 days to ones i tried at the weekend
%
Quote #6728:
<Sadiq> Say hello to my 325Mhz laptop.
<zx64> h....e.......l....l........o
%
Quote #6729:
 * Blood_God compiles his ISE bit... 6 errors.. *fix*... 4 errors *fix*... 18 errors *ARGH*
%
Quote #6730:
<MXW> Do you really need me to explain?
<MXW> really?
<Sadiq> Does explaining involve a fist to the forehead?
<MXW> No, but you're putting ideas into my head.
<MXW> ...
<MXW> ...
<MXW> Ok now it does.
%
Quote #6731:
<Blood_God> ARGH! BRAINFUCK! I just tried to work out how to send a ctrl+a ctrl+a to a screen nested in a screen nested in a screen
%
Quote #6732:
<BlueParrot> note to self - do not brush teeth after eating chili. Spices + toothpaste is a lethal combination 
%
Quote #6733:
<Skumby> Oh, and programming in Access VB
<Skumby> That's a good one, too
<Skumby> *sob* I miss you, ++ operator
<Skumby> and you, != comparison
%
Quote #6734:
<Zat> Strip Coding, the thinking mans Strip Poker...
%
Quote #6735:
<icStatic> heh "@author Crazy Piglet" - youd think he'd use his real name on his coursework...
%
Quote #6736:
<Antz> robo: what are you doing to sheep?
%
Quote #6737:
<Sadiq> No. The computer won't munch on your essays but all those cheap Russian porn site popups will distract you from ever writing it.
%
Quote #6738:
<Tim> "But where's the Linux version?" (he asks naively)
<Inciner> in your pants?
%
Quote #6739:
 * Sadiq watches as Piglet and Zephran have a "But it's either your time of the month or you've got a headache!" moment.
%
Quote #6740:
<Crazy_Piglet> !tell Zephran You never feel like it.
%
Quote #6741:
<Sadiq> I read that as "my pants and calendar inform that it is".
<Sadiq> I need to get out more.
%
Quote #6743:
<Tim> Do you think the XP Upgrade box will upgrade Debian?
%
Quote #6744:
<ajmiles> ok, i'll go with Amanda and Hugh
%
Quote #6745:
<Sadiq> if he said, ok, i'll go and have hot heated sex with Amanda and Hugh, _then_ it'd be quotable.
%
Quote #6746:
<Sadiq> Zat dropping his towel. Argh!
%
Quote #6747:
<ajmiles> ffs, when I lay down and try to type Miles, i always end up missing some keys and typing "Nukes"
%
Quote #6748:
<Nugent> -- 
<Nugent> A. Miles
<Inciner> <master of the universe>
%
Quote #6749:
<Sadiq> icStatic: e-academy? You learning how to cut drugs?
%
Quote #6750:
<icStatic> its all this damn russian crap. in soviet russia crts find you!
%
Quote #6751:
 * ajmiles wants someone to email MS and see what they official response is about upgrade edition upgrading Debian
 * Tim decides that he will.
%
Quote #6752:
<benji> these CRT boxes are possibly large enough to contain zx64's pants
%
Quote #6753:
 * Sadiq lubes up.
%
Quote #6754:
<Skumby> You're sure it's coming via royal mail?
<Banana> Yes, not a vibrating ass dildo
%
Quote #6755:
 * Skumby notes that if the mail man comes down to here, he's gonna get trapped
<Draconas> heh
<Draconas> digging deep pits and covering them with leaves/snow then skumby?
%
Quote #6756:
<Skumby> All I can say is thank god for cardboard
%
Quote #6757:
<Morlark> Dammit, I meant to head in to campus hours ago. Stupid pontifex.
%
Quote #6758:
<Laurence> hmm. 'To help protect your computer Windows has closed this program: explorer.exe'
%
Quote #6759:
<Tim> Hmm... oh shit. I'm going to have to use Windows computers again, aren't I? That's the second time in a week.
<Tim> Not good. Not good at all.
%
Quote #6760:
<Tim> Sadiq, they were female. That's about all that my shallow mind could register. I know.
%
Quote #6761:
<BigG> Banana, didn't icStatic tell you that HoS have all turned into swingers ;)
%
Quote #6762:
<Banana> !8ball RoyalMail are extremely laggy? 
<JinglyBOT> Banana: Looks good to me! 
<Banana> yip. 
<Inciner> Banana - it's not lag if it's in the real world 
<Wiz> packet loss?
%
Quote #6763:
<icSwingingIt> its my first swinging experience
<icSwingingIt> and im not liking it
%
Quote #6764:
 * acehole perks up - "attractive females"? where?
<Crazy_Piglet> Not here, go home.
%
Quote #6766:
<Woolfben> awww - get rid of the . in that statement, and you get a nice quote with monkey spunk in it Ynox 
%
Quote #6767:
<acehole> nobody steps forward to say they love icstatic
<Woolfben> Dementia?
%
Quote #6768:
<BigG> Gah. what's the stupidest place that you can think of to put a motherboard CD?
<Tim> In your pants?
 * BigG checks
<BigG> Nope... not there...
%
Quote #6769:
<BigG> And that would involve me getting up Sariel, so it int gonna happen :)
%
Quote #6770:
<icStatic> then if i wanted nude pictures of dave i could just ask him wouldnt need to photoshop then :P
%
Quote #6771:
<Si1entDave> <-- Guardian of good taste and sanity.
%
Quote #6772:
<Inciner> was just seeing if they are all choobs, but the "The best moment of being a rogue" topic is full of "I killed a lower level than me when he pulled a monster ololo :D:D:D"
%
Quote #6773:
<Blood_God> i did PP last year
%
Quote #6774:
<PlanarPlatypus> Banana: this is Si1entDave, his default mode of operation is to bounce
%
Quote #6775:
<PlanarPlatypus> Darren-- for misrepresenting me in that quote, I have never tried to fuck him in the arse, nor do I ever wish to do so
%
Quote #6776:
<DrWatson> true - he can be cute when he's tired, though
<DrWatson> I rememder a house party when he's been paintballing that day and spent most of the house party cuddling a little toy hamster
%
Quote #6777:
<Banana> Drac is a cute furry toy hampster?
%
Quote #6778:
<Woolfben> would these be Microsoft-style features Blood_God|DCS?
%
Quote #6779:
<sadiq> Bah, just write a genetic algorithm in bash that eventually evolves Mike Joy and answers the questions exactly how he'd want them.
%
Quote #6780:
<MXW> sorry about your guppies
<Kerian> lol. yeah the only reason i had it was because i was far far far too lazy to shave :/
%
Quote #6781:
<Inciner> hmm, what was the name of that website involving boning and mum?
%
Quote #6782:
 * DrWatson cuddles his coke bottle and strokes it a little bit
%
Quote #6783:
<Wiz> ohh thats some hardcore crackage
%
Quote #6784:
<covbob> i'm a secret geek fetishit
%
Quote #6785:
<covbob> woot! 75 inches that time
%
Quote #6786:
<covbob> i'm seeing how long i can get it for it goes down
%
Quote #6787:
<covbob> the trouble is that when it gets that long it touches the ceiling, which is a problem
%
Quote #6788:
<Banana> Lets not get into a which-star-trek-character-would-you-most-like-to-sleep-with kind of conversation.
%
Quote #6790:
<sadiq> covbob: but then Euan would take and put the webcam in his pants.
%
Quote #6791:
<sadiq> Banana: If covbob can scratch his head with his knob.. we _all_ need to be worried.
%
Quote #6792:
<covbob> i don't recall mentioning my knob on IRC
%
Quote #6793:
<covbob> i can't think of any more tape measure/knob quotes
<covbob> so i'll sit here and play quietly
%
Quote #6794:
<Blood_God> "he proved it last night by sucking my cock"
%
Quote #6795:
<Blood_God> !quotecount Blood_God /cock/
<Blood_God> i can think of another 2 at least off the top of my head
%
Quote #6796:
<sadiq> Banana: Put on nothing but a long leather flasher coat and go and play Monkey Island in Pete's room.
%
Quote #6797:
<acehole> I'm disappointed at the lack of new shniy software for me to play with
<sadiq> acehole: Unroll some of your Windows hotfixes, fire up IE and visit a few dodgy porn sites.. you'll soon get lots of new 'shiny software'.
%
Quote #6799:
<ajmiles> no, not even euan's pants could fit my CRT box
%
Quote #6800:
<Banana> If you go really really really deep
<Banana> You'll find that its quite brown down there :)
%
Quote #6801:
<sadiq> arsebadgers.
%
Quote #6802:
<Banana> What is the ISE this year?
<murphytov> same as it is every year, try to take over the world!
%
Quote #6803:
<Banana> First its like ahh! AHH!! AHH!!! And then after a few seconds.. Ahh  .. ahhhh ... ahhhhhhhhhhhh.....
%
Quote #6804:
<sadiq> No, we need to find a really queer guy and dress him up with skin tight leather.
%
Quote #6805:
<zx64> Blood_God: So many people seem to have a series of Bugs on their PC, some have it stored in c:\windows ;-)
%
Quote #6806:
 * PlanarPlatypus decides not to think about zx64 having a windows install in his pants
<zx64> Puts a new spin on the phrase "dual boot"
%
Quote #6807:
<Banana> Its a good bot, and it works, it just doesnt abstract very well :) 
<JinglyBOT> Thanks, Banana :-)
%
Quote #6808:
<Faux> Stop asking me questions when google can answer quicker than I can think.
%
Quote #6809:
<bucko> Yay ribbons!
<bucko> Ribbons suggest magical girls!
%
Quote #6810:
<BigG> OMG WTF SPESHUL PISSEDNESS [with small helpings of cheese on toast...]
%
Quote #6811:
<Tim> I've just violated Gandalf.
%
Quote #6812:
<icZtatic> the latex is killing me!!!
%
Quote #6813:
<icZtatic> Woolfben, course i like balls
%
Quote #6814:
<icStatic> right..... i just hit tab with nothing to tab complete in mirc and it cycles between "/msg JinglyBOT" and "/msg Banana"... i mean i can understand having JinglyBOT on instant access, but who would want to /msg Banana?
%
Quote #6815:
<zx64> I'll be defending the tower in my pants
%
Quote #6816:
<sadiq> But why play WoW when you can get perfectly good entertainment in Euan's pants?
%
Quote #6817:
 * Zat continues to be amazed at the stuff he's finding in this old backup
 * Zat ceases amazement and swiftly deletes it
<Tim> Heh.
 * can wonders what is there... murphybob hentai ... etc...?? 
%
Quote #6818:
<icStatic> heheh "it doesnt mean anything! just like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'"
<Zephran> icStatic?
<icStatic> quote from the simpsons
<Zephran> ah, i was thinking that Z had finally driven you insane
%
Quote #6819:
 * Si1entDave stencils another glyph of a script kiddie with a line through it to the side of his case
%
Quote #6820:
<acehole> stupid people make me cry
<Antz> dont talk to stupid people then
%
Quote #6821:
<Antz> Does it behave normally with no debuging?
<Antz> problems that go away when you switch of debugging are better than problems that appear when you switch on debugging.
%
Quote #6822:
<Antz> now a woman fucking a penguin with a dildo whils the penguin was giving head to the man would be a bit more offensive
%
Quote #6823:
<Wiz> im sure that the vast majority of compsoc is capable of paintball
<Skumby> It's like getting paraplegics to go hill walking
<Wiz> up or down hill?
<Skumby> BAD Wiz..
<Skumby> No pushing wheelchairs off cliffs
%
Quote #6824:
<covbob> goatse++
%
Quote #6825:
<acehole> so let me get this straight, covbob: your presence puts people off their food, and people laugh at what's in your pants?
%
Quote #6826:
<covbob> i don't normally write to #compsoc about the size of my weiner
%
Quote #6827:
<acehole> she gets more karma for being a girl, as I'm sure I've pointed out before
<covbob> yes
<covbob> it's because of what's in her pants
%
Quote #6828:
<covbob> chloe: i'd be interested to know what you know about the contents of JinlyBOT's pants
%
Quote #6829:
<sadiq> there's nothing wrong with dating a man.
%
Quote #6830:
 * acehole shudders at the thought of Crazy_Piglet rummaging around in covbob's pants
%
Quote #6831:
<covbob> and piglet has something in his pants which prevents him rummaging in mine
%
Quote #6832:
<murphybob> jesus came all over the mobo and it sprang back to life
%
Quote #6833:
<murphybob> !tell NeXuS7,Blood_God (nexus/bg) can we start an OC support group where we watch each weeks episode and then run around waggling our arms screaming like girls at how great it was, then eat biscuits??  that was AWESOME!!!!
%
Quote #6834:
<zx64> Draconas: Buying things is Capitalism, consider yourself executed.
%
Quote #6835:
<Draconas> what you have to do is realise that beign executed is 1. unavoidable and 2. fun 
%
Quote #6836:
<Si1entDave> I want to eat my own head.
%
Quote #6837:
<bucko> My chest size estimator is skewed because of Mai in Mai-HiME.
%
Quote #6838:
<Tim> sadiq, is that just an awful 'log' joke, or did he really find an IRC log in his toilet? I haven't been paying attention.
%
Quote #6839:
<covbob> we had a night of passion in his pants
<covbob> with his mum
%
Quote #6840:
<Darren> yes Sadiq Im sucking your mum's cock
%
Quote #6841:
<Darren> is it gay or straight to go with a shemale?
%
Quote #6842:
<Darren> or is it what can only be referred to as DaveStyle
%
Quote #6843:
<sadiq> Are you sure Zephan's not downloading lots of case fan porn?
%
Quote #6844:
<Chloe> darren: im trying to get it to 69!
%
Quote #6845:
<covbob> preferably ones too young and naive to realise what a foul lech i am
%
Quote #6846:
<Blood_God> case fan sex... covbob, WTF are you on abo.. actually.. no.. I don't want to know
%
Quote #6847:
<covbob> amorya: looks good
<covbob> but you're making me sound like a sex-crazed maniax
<covbob> *manic
<covbob> *maniac
<covbob> sorry only using one hand
%
Quote #6848:
<ajmiles> i've heard good things about Gator
%
Quote #6849:
 * acehole vows to find out where they keep the liquid He in the blackett lab and to do something stupid with that before the end of his degree
%
Quote #6850:
<cmb> he says it *will* be in by the end of the day, depending on when you class as the end of the day
<cmb> I reminded him you said midnight
<cmb> he said it might be a bit later than that.
%
Quote #6851:
 * ajmiles dreams of a 3 day nap
 * ajmiles notices the irony
%
Quote #6852:
<covbob> I'll never look at his arse in the same way again
%
Quote #6853:
<Chloe> covbob: chat me up aqll you like!
%
Quote #6854:
<covbob> should i admit i never had one?
<covbob> or lie
<covbob> i might have lost it in my pants
%
Quote #6855:
<covbob> i will have to engineer a chance for chloe to look in my pants
%
Quote #6856:
<Chloe> just quite tired and slow today therefore irc causes issues when it moves quickly...but I will have a detailed inspection of in your pants next time i get the oportunity! do you plan to be wearing them at the time covbob?
%
Quote #6857:
 * acehole wonders whether MFJ meant pasties ("yum") or pasties (covering nipples to comply with public nudity laws) when quitting
%
Quote #6859:
<covbob> i'm still thinking about having my pants inspected
%
Quote #6860:
<Draconas> although this one will, in thoery, reanimate if left in a corner long enough with a few drops of virgins blood
<Draconas> which can be provided by either of my housemates
%
Quote #6861:
<Draconas> never want to use out of date blessings 
%
Quote #6862:
<Faux> !flipacoin lectures or good bot
%
Quote #6863:
<Inciner> can we please have a bot called piazza-- so we can tab-complete it please?
%
Quote #6864:
<Blood_God> green balls... sounds like a bad illness going round.
%
Quote #6865:
<Blood_God> GARAGAGHASKGJAHSKGJHASKJGHAJHKJHGSJH! Why the fuck is this not working.
%
Quote #6866:
<Woolfben> I heard sitting down here years ago, before I came to uni, got here and shared a house with a norwegian, so I got into her other stuff too
%
Quote #6867:
<MXW> we send him texts.
<MXW> I send him 'you'
<MXW> anna sends him 'suck'
%
Quote #6868:
<sadiq> Tim: Your body clock blows.
<zx64> in my pants
%
Quote #6869:
<BigG> Well.. if they'd just had their dick ripped off, I'd say that they have a worry in their pants...
%
Quote #6870:
<sadiq> Is that a unicorn in your pants or are you happy to see me?
%
Quote #6871:
<Tim> In fact, there's a whole forum dedicated to adding 'in my pants' to the end of song titles.
 * Silver is, somehow, not surprised
<zx64> Before you ask, no, I'm not a moderatord there
<Silver> So what are you waiting for!
<zx64> Your mum
<Silver> Argh, should have seen /that/ coming...
%
Quote #6872:
<Tim> I'm a real fuckwit.
%
Quote #6873:
<Woolfben> Dementia: your line is: "Whose cock do I have to suck to get him banned?"
%
Quote #6874:
<Skumby> a disturbance in the force
<Skumby> As thought millions of packets cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced
<covbob> a disturbance in my pants?
<sadiq> that'll be last nights mexican then?
Quote #6875:
<ajmiles> yeah i'll do everyones, that's what i say every week, cs124++, it's just too damn fun
%
Quote #6878:
<Robo> you mean irc ignore lists don't work in real life ?!
%
Quote #6879:
<ficedula> Just like ... uh ... 3 years ago, then?
 * ficedula might ebay his ISE code
%
Quote #6880:
 * sadiq read that as 'speakfire goes to play with his priest for a while'
<speakfire> can't do that any more, he has a restraining order out on me :(
%
Quote #6881:
<Tim> Ooo, OO.o 2.0 beta.
%
Quote #6882:
<ajmiles> curse my love of seahorses, it's made the scrollback too long
%
Quote #6883:
<sadiq> I'm a retard.
%
Quote #6884:
 * BigG wonders how PlanarPlatypus can be both in DCS and asleep... hold on... is he doing a LucidIon??? :p
%
Quote #6885:
<Skumby> In my day, you stayed up a whole lan and enjoyed the hallucinations afterwards!
%
Quote #6886:
<Tim> Real men don't make backups...
%
Quote #6887:
<NeXuS7> you clearly need to pad it out to 1MB or something "BEST PRON CLIP EVER SEX TEEN YOURMUM MY PANTS!!!!111ONELEVEN.avi"
%
Quote #6888:
 * NeXuS7 just had a rather silly idea involving honey and ants
%
Quote #6889:
<Faux> Wiz: I'd have the answer but the trial version of this app expired.
%
Quote #6890:
 * ajmiles pictures Banana inviting a (gasp) woman home and asking her not to bounce on the bed
%
Quote #6891:
<acehole> "And what did you do before alcohol became the centre of your universe?" "Homework."
%
Quote #6892:
<Faux> Lol, I just took my watch off and now I can't remember which arm it goes on.
%
Quote #6893:
 * cavehippo stays silent about the 16-way cluster he has an account on....
%
Quote #6894:
<cavehippo> damnit! I had gone 3 years without getting quoted on here, only had another term to go....
%
Quote #6895:
<covbob> being slapped around by the most camp Tubby would get me turned on
%
Quote #6896:
<covbob> Drac isn't really my type
<covbob> given what's in his pants
%
Quote #6897:
<covbob> the less said about drac's pants, the better
%
Quote #6898:
<icStatic> todays headlines on the bbc: porn, porn, porn and michael jackson.. now thats an image i dont want...
%
Quote #6899:
<sadiq> Woolfben: Yes, it's just Debian probably isn't the best place to start. It's hardly the most friendly distro.
<Woolfben> sadiq: I'm hardly the most friendly user. We'll get along famously.
%
Quote #6900:
<bucko> Tiskin looks scary.
<bucko> He could be a star of Monty Python or something.
%
Quote #6901:
<can> nobody gave me one actually, that is why i am crying
%
Quote #6902:
<BigG> I have monkeys in my pants
%
Quote #6905:
<BlueParrot> It is 2 Am , #compsoc, and I just woke up, how do you expect my comments to make sense ? 
%
Quote #6906:
<Morlark> Si1entDave: bedtime? but you still didn't addquote the hello kitty vibrator...
%
Quote #6907:
 * Draconas minimses ISE and actually gets some work done
%
Quote #6908:
<Draconas> just think. we have spent the last 3 quarters of an hour talking about summoning giant badgers and ZX has missed the whole thing :) 
%
Quote #6909:
<Skumby> I program VB all day, and look at me!
%
Quote #6910:
<Faux> Win32 only, btw.
<Skumby> As all good programs should be
%
Quote #6911:
<MFJ> Whats this? Steam's being lame? Surely not!
%
Quote #6912:
<Darren> hmm I was sat here doing work, then suddenly a cardbord-box fight broke out, the house is a mess and I've lost 40 minutes of time
%
Quote #6913:
<Darren> well it started off as throwing a few beer mats at each other, then some cardbord boxes appeared from somewhere and the next thing I know, clothes airers, suitcases and billiards balls are flying around
%
Quote #6914:
<Silver> The Internet: warez and porn only, please.
%
Quote #6915:
<Darren> hmm ISE, you only need to change 2 letters to get LSD
%
Quote #6916:
<Blood_God> right
<Blood_God> time for some F1
<Blood_God> and beer
<Blood_God> and poker!
<sadiq> and buttsex!
<Blood_God> no... no buttsex.
<sadiq> hmm
<Blood_God> just F1, beer, and poker.
%
Quote #6917:
<Skumby> We've got Mr Wake up with a beer, and Mr Alcohol on toast
%
Quote #6918:
<Morlark> Oh wow. I've just discovered a pack of biscuits on the floor. That's my next few meals sorted then.
%
Quote #6919:
 * Wiz warns everyone never to mispell adobe and goto adbobe.com
 * Woolfben resists urge to see why
 * Chloe figures it cant be worse than goatse
%
Quote #6920:
<Chloe> ive always felt that there is a distinct lack of fat horny bitches in my life...maybe i should click on some of the links
%
Quote #6921:
<Morlark> Gah, don't remind me of minesweeper! I was actually planning to go to sleep tonight.
%
Quote #6922:
<Darren> Is it worring that Im starting to know what's wrong with my LaTeX not by the error messages, but by the number of errors it generates?
%
Quote #6923:
<zx64> GAAAAAAH, tried to be clever and reuse msj's testing scripts but forgot to set WORKING_DIRECTORY.  The script cds to this diretory and then removes all txt files.  If cd has no parameter, it goes to your home directory.
%
Quote #6924:
 * ajmiles is thankful for a high end PC a mere foot away
<zx64> in your pants?
<ajmiles> yes, and everyone is welcome to ssh in
%
Quote #6925:
 * covbob strokes Faux seductively
%
Quote #6926:
<Morlark> And for my latest silliness I've ssh-ed into promrose, and from there ssh-ed into 'tov. Why? Because I'm procrastinating!
%
Quote #6927:
<Morlark> Wow, that's three times I've been quoted in the past 24 hours. And there was me worrying that I'd lost it.
%
Quote #6928:
<sadiq> Banana: poles = the stuff on the bottom (poles in your pants is how I remembe rit)
%
Quote #6929:
<acehole> Threading some EL string through a tight hole and I had to remove the end. Forgot about the bare end dangling free and it jabbed me in the face and inch to the right of my nose, shocking me and causing the PSU to trip
%
Quote #6930:
<Skumby> acehole: Licking you processor again?
<acehole> nope, not even close
<Skumby> Does it involve licking?
<acehole> no
<Skumby> Well.. I'm outta ideas
%
Quote #6931:
 * acehole goes to look in a mirror to check there are no lasting effects... And also to wash the blood from his knuckles after a close encounter with his TMD-motor CPU fan
<Skumby> Dear god
<Skumby> you're a fool
<acehole> Skumby: if installing hardware upgrades "on the fly" whilst the machine is running makes me a fool, then I'm a fool
<acehole> next upgrade will involve a new soundcard... who's taking the bets on whether my mobo's pci slots are hot-pluggable?
<MFJ> acehole, ill point you towards ebuyer.co.uk to save you the trouble later
<acehole> you mean in case I fry something?
<MFJ> "in case" > "when"
%
Quote #6932:
<sadiq> As soon as the car i'm modelling stops flying off into the atmosphere when it hits a mole-hill i'll head to DCS, type it up and go to sleep.
%
Quote #6933:
<BlueParrot> why did it say I am on the reserves list when there is no apparent limit to signups ? 
%
Quote #6934:
<sadiq> "Now dropping packets from your pants"
%
Quote #6935:
<covbob> i came in my pants
<zx64> messy
%
Quote #6936:
<sadiq> IRC in one window, porn^H^H^H^Hwork in the other.
%
Quote #6937:
<sadiq> "Bend over Jon, this won't hurt a bit. Ok, that's a lie. It will hurt a lot. Still."
%
Quote #6938:
 * covbob hugs Dementia
%
Quote #6939:
<Draconas> mooose!
<sadiq> In your pants!
%
Quote #6940:
<sadiq> Draconas: You might come into contact with a moose at some point.
<sadiq> Draconas: A bizarre sex game gone wrong, or possibly larps.
%
Quote #6941:
<sadiq> arghGotase()
<sadiq> Banana: Wow, this is an arse to expand out.
%
Quote #6942:
<Tim> It'll be interesting to see how much of the LUG Officer role can be replaced with a short Perl script.
%
Quote #6943:
<Crazy_Piglet> Oh noes! The glowing cube is gonna explode!
<Blood_God> throw it at James!
%
Quote #6944:
<Dementia> If you're having a wank with animals around in the room, they tend to sit there looking at you.
%
Quote #6945:
<Inciner> !flipacoin alias or alias or alias or alias or alias or work?
%
Quote #6946:
 * LucidIon is waiting for the day when someone finds in the Windows license agreement 'You agree your children are the property of Microsoft Corp.'
%
Quote #6947:
<sadiq> LucidIon++ You make me giggle though.
%
Quote #6948:
<sadiq> !calc 1/2.04
<sadiq> !calc 0.5/2.04
<BigG> sadiq, do you not posess a calculator??
%
Quote #6949:
<Skumby> class ISE {
<Skumby> pub stat void main (String args[]) {
<Skumby> system.out.println ("PWN!");
<Skumby> }
<Skumby> }
Quote #6950:
 * Jeremy checks the CS310 FAQ for a section on "Audience Decapitation"
%
Quote #6951:
<sadiq> i have got bigger pants than godzilla!
%
Quote #6953:
<sadiq> Argh! Goatse redirect!
 * wardrobe shall look now
%
Quote #6954:
<Tim> Zat, is it that small then?
%
Quote #6955:
 * benji is slightly worried that his wrabble board now has "pants" "my" and "in" on the board
%
Quote #6956:
<Tim> Hmm... guppy porn. Nice.
%
Quote #6957:
<sadiq> So we could really do it and nobody would notice?
%
Quote #6958:
<LucidIon> PlanarPlatypus: you mean the papery things were were recommended to get for lectures we didn't attend?
%
Quote #6959:
<Tim> acehole: I aliased '!imp' to '!randomq /in (my|your) pants/' for greater variety.
%
Quote #6960:
<Faux> !8ball Am I desperate enough for sugar to walk to tesco? And if you answer Outlook God I stabba j00 in t3h eye.
%
Quote #6961:
<Tim> "Please give us all your documents. Oh go on."
%
Quote #6962:
<Zat> Does anyone know if BOSS has actually shat itself, or if it's just me?
%
Quote #6963:
<Crazy_Piglet> I had forgotten this feeling.
<Crazy_Piglet> This is what it feels like not to be under the crushing burden of ISE!
%
Quote #6964:
 * speakfire weighs up lost marks against the boredom that would result from doing the work properly
%
Quote #6965:
<Woolfben> because evryone should have Goatse in their pants
%
Quote #6966:
<Crazy_Piglet> Given up?
<Crazy_Piglet> That's quite defeatist.
%
Quote #6967:
 * Crazy_Piglet steps away from the computer to avoid qwertyitis
%
Quote #6968:
<Blood_God> its trying to lull you into a false sense of security
<Woolfben> sounds like windows security patches
%
Quote #6969:
<DrWatson> Sorry, O most holy drac, I forgot. All hail drac!
%
Quote #6970:
<Blood_God> Morlark: no, my sister is not in my pants, nor has she ever been, or will be.
%
Quote #6971:
<covbob> Morlark: was that yarr aimed at me?
%
Quote #6972:
<covbob> sadiq: has Tim really just come out?
%
Quote #6973:
<covbob> is Tim really gay or is sadiq messing around?
%
Quote #6974:
<covbob> Tim is a nice bloke but I don't fancy him
%
Quote #6975:
<MXW> I don't seem to remember casting fire ball, healing my bard then creating a graph 
%
Quote #6976:
<DrWatson> I would demarka people_who_karma_stupidly_and_pointless_karma_long_names, but it would be horribly hypocritical, so I won't :P
%
Quote #6977:
 * acehole stalks off to find something small and furry to take his frustration out on
%
Quote #6978:
<ajmiles> grr my machine is thrashing like.... a thrashing machine
%
Quote #6979:
<Antz> depends if the sleep is multiplayer :P
%
Quote #6980:
<Skumby> It seems you can't buy everything online
<Skumby> How disappointing
%
Quote #6981:
<sadiq> Banana: When you think about it, sex is less productive than hacking a site..
<sadiq> Banana: Well, safe sex atleast.
<Banana> But it is more /reproductive/
%
Quote #6982:
<Banana> A microphone in a microphone in a microphone in a microphone in a microphone in a microphone in a microphone in a MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
%
Quote #6983:
<covbob> speshul yping
<covbob> *typing
%
Quote #6984:
<Inciner> !flipacoin good bot or bad bot or lame bot?
%
Quote #6985:
<Chloe> please please please tell me we're talking e-penis's
%
Quote #6986:
<covbob> but that would imply that nexus has his penis in my pants, which is wrong
%
Quote #6987:
<covbob> anyway, i was going to go and eat, but you lot started talking about penises
%
Quote #6988:
<Polar> it starts with mascara, and before u know it, Sadiq will be a full blown transvestite
%
Quote #6989:
<sadiq> oh, so that's what mascara looks like on me
<sadiq> wow, i look goood
%
Quote #6990:
<icStatic> sadiq, mascara on you /might/ actually look good, you should seriouslu consider it :P
%
Quote #6991:
<icStatic> bah, sadiq, take it like a man ffs :P
%
Quote #6992:
<icStatic> quoting whore :P
%
Quote #6993:
<Tim> I seem to have spent the evening with a load of Pride exec members...
%
Quote #6994:
<Banana> Mmm Anal Lovers Network. Except the letters are the wrong way around. Again. :(
%
Quote #6996:
<Si1entDave> You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.
%
Quote #6997:
<Woolfben> Big_Blood_God is watching you.....
%
Quote #6998:
<murphybob> i didn't kill him that would be mean
<DrWatson> You turned him into a small purple frog?
<murphybob> i took off all my clothes and danced in front of him instead
%
Quote #6999:
<murphybob> i took off all my clothes and danced in front of him instead
%
Quote #7000:
 * wardrobe gets to a rescue point, but can't seem to mount his hard disc
<zx64> Maybe its not in the mood right now?
%
Quote #7001:
<LucidIon> 'Windows has detected that you were spanish in a past life'
%
Quote #7002:
<Sariel> I had H sitting a row back from me while I was struggling through my Unix Programming coursework, him and Phil were playing with the bot all night, laughing and joking. /Voluntarily/ staying up all night in a computer room just to comment on how much easier I'd be finding it if I did it in perl... ;-)
<Sariel> I mean, sure, they were /right/, but I wasn't to know that. ;-)
%
Quote #7003:
<covbob> erm, where did lesbians come from?
%
Quote #7004:
<Faux> How could you possibly mispronounce "integers" as "lesbians"?
%
Quote #7005:
<acehole> lesbians lesbians lesbians!
<acehole> there, now you won't get any sleep, like me
<Faux> acehole: Google can help me sleep.
%
Quote #7007:
<covbob> goatse!
<Banana> Excellent! I do have a spare!
%
Quote #7008:
<Banana> LucidIon|SGI, there is nothing hilarious about my knob :P
%
Quote #7009:
<acehole> lesbians-- I shared a bed with one a few weeks ago and she didn't tell me she was lesbian until the morning
<covbob> acehole: wtf?
<acehole> you heard
%
Quote #7010:
<Tim> Um, it's all very nice, and I'm not a raving rms fanboy. However...
%
Quote #7011:
<Tim> Sounds good, sadiq. No gay porn? Darn.
%
Quote #7012:
<Sariel> The first rule of Quote Club is that you do not talk about Quote Club. The second rule of Quote Club is that once a user goes sarcastic, taps out of context, the quote is in. The third rule of Quote Club is that if it is your first night, you have to be quoted.
%
Quote #7013:
<LucidIon> Tim: Si1entDave would probably take a complaint like that very seriously and jump up and down a lot. There's always the chance he might grab your crotch though.
%
Quote #7014:
<covbob> nn Tim
<covbob> sleep well, and dream of gay porn
%
Quote #7015:
<Tim> Erm, yes, nn. I'd like to stress the fact that I'm leaving at the same time as Banana is a complete coincidence.
%
Quote #7016:
<Tim> Now you see, this is why i shouldn't stay on IRC when I'm tired.
<sadiq> no no
<sadiq> please
<covbob> it's all right tim
<sadiq> say more things about your sexuality.
<covbob> we don't mind
<covbob> we have nothing against gay people here
%
Quote #7017:
<Tim> It wasn't too bad last time - last time this happenened it was just Debian-based prostitutes. But now it's gay porn, and it's that extra level of quotability.
%
Quote #7018:
<Tim> sadiq, I seem to have more than one gay friend. Curious.
<LucidIon> you can say piss here.
<sadiq> Tim: You run Linux, right?
%
Quote #7019:
<sadiq> Tim: So let's clear this up once and for all, do you shag cars?
%
Quote #7020:
<Tim> sadiq, no, I have not, do not, and, without ruling out any future variations in my sexuality, do not /intend/ to 'shag' anything remotely resembling a car, ever.
%
Quote #7021:
<covbob> I'm coming up fast behind zx64
%
Quote #7022:
<sadiq> Are you writing erotic literature involving Captain Kirk again?
%
Quote #7023:
<covbob> i need to rob an old lady or something to feed my snackies habit
%
Quote #7024:
<Skumby> "Massively Multiplayer Ostensibly-Roleplay-Oriented Game About Me And Piles Of Gold"
%
Quote #7025:
<wardrobe> "Windows could not start because of a $error(rand 10) $error(rand 10) $error(rand 10) problem"
%
Quote #7026:
<Tim> Chloe: Heh. Getting laid is a lot of effort for not particularly much of a reward - I mean, I could sit here and do cool stuff with Linux instead. Seriously.
%
Quote #7029:
<Chloe> :P everyone knows i adore sex!:)
%
Quote #7030:
<Chloe> Tim: if you think playing around with Linux is better than sex, maybe you're doing it wrong?
<Chloe> you do know where everything goes right!?
<Tim> Chloe: What, the Linux or the sex?
<Chloe> sex:P
%
Quote #7031:
<LucidIon> Tim: Problem with dating is it really needs apt to deal with the dependencies.
%
Quote #7032:
 * DrWatson has been out with soph, having a conversation about something - and we decided we needed an interrupt handler for our conversation tangents, and a call stack so we could resume previous conversations that had been interrupted
%
Quote #7033:
<Wiz> i like the fact that cost benifit analysis is also CBA
%
Quote #7034:
<Tim> Chloe: Anyway, it isn't quite that Linux is necessarily /better/ than sex - I've just subconciously done a cost/benefit analysis of which is going to be more rewarding at this moment in time, and it's far more likely that i'm going to get, er, satisfaction from Linux than from trying to chat this girl up. Anyway, it makes sense to me.
%
Quote #7035:
<Zat> Tim: I don't think "I'm here to configure your camera" is the /best/ of chatup lines...
%
Quote #7036:
<Tim> So in summary, I reckon I can speak to her without chatting her up. It's just my brain seems to disagree.
%
Quote #7038:
<Zat> Tim: Girlfriends are like Gentoo. It's a lot of work, and takes days to install, but you'll thank yourself later.
%
Quote #7039:
 * Zat beats qemu with a Stick of "Give me a network you WHORE!" +10
%
Quote #7040:
<Tim> I promise I won't chat you up, Chloe. I'm only after your OS.
%
Quote #7041:
<acehole> pringles++ great as snackies because you go through an entire tube and then feel guilty, /before/ you eat £6.50 worth of snackies...
%
Quote #7042:
<acehole> alight then, who's with me in my pants?
<zx64> Your mum
%
Quote #7043:
 * Blood_God finds a random .exe in his C: 
 * Blood_God clicks
<Blood_God> ARGH! spyware... WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROm
%
Quote #7044:
<Faux> dialup-- What? What's everyone looking at?
%
Quote #7045:
<icStatic> its impressive!
<icStatic> its horrific!
<icStatic> its LucidIon's code!
%
Quote #7046:
<icStatic> its at the point when i do 'icBabies' - an artificial insemination program that you should be worried about the overuse of the 'ic' motto
%
Quote #7047:
<Skumby> What about a ghost detector, icstatic? You could call it "icDeadPeople" :P
%
Quote #7048:
 * Tim has a thought... it involves a laptop, wireless, ssh and his bed.
<LucidIon> Tim: bing!
<Tim> LucidIon: Yeah, and it doesn't even need a VPN...
<Antz> Tim: have fun in bed whilst watching porn on your laptop being sshed into a large home pr0n collection?
%
Quote #7049:
 * Antz has a central nfs pr0n repository :)
%
Quote #7050:
<Tim> wardrobe: I'm now on a laptop in bed.
<wardrobe> oh. kinky
<covbob> is the laptop enjoying it?
%
Quote #7051:
<covbob> you mean that Tim's laptop is a shemale?
%
Quote #7052:
<covbob> Antz: I think you have several people interested in your pr0n
<LucidIon> where several people is defined as the majority of the society...
<Antz> I do not appear in any of it I'm afraid...
<covbob> heh
<covbob> that's ok
<covbob> i can cope without seeing you naked
<covbob> Tim might be disappointed though
%
Quote #7053:
<covbob> this beats having convos about the length of my tape measure
%
Quote #7054:
<covbob> it's 16 feet long, but will only stay up at 75 inches
%
Quote #7055:
<covbob> thinking about Antz's backdoor, Tim?
%
Quote #7056:
<covbob> it's surprising what effect my tape measure has on people
%
Quote #7058:
<Tim> Antz, I'm just wondering which is easier - finding porn on the web, or hacking into your network and finding yours.
%
Quote #7059:
<covbob> Tim: you won't be interested. Antz's pr0m features women
%
Quote #7060:
<Tim> Sigh. I'm not gay. Honest.
%
Quote #7061:
<LucidIon> Tim: You want to know just how many orifaces can be filled by large, hard cocks?
%
Quote #7062:
 * Tim probes for Antz's backdoor.
%
Quote #7063:
<acehole> covbob: give me some other way to amuse myself
<acehole> ;-)
<covbob> it's in your pants
%
Quote #7064:
<Antz> But you are welcome to become a bellringer!
<covbob> probably not in public on #compsoc
%
Quote #7065:
<acehole> apparently it's easy to confuse filipino men and women
%
Quote #7066:
 * acehole cowers in terror from sadiq's rear end
%
Quote #7067:
 * benji decides not to follow x performance advice from gentoo forums again
%
Quote #7068:
<DrWatson> icStatic: You brought software when a functionally equivalent warez version was available, just because you liked the software? You clearly have too much money. Give me some now. ;)
%
Quote #7069:
<icStatic> 4 people topping themselves on tov atm :)
%
Quote #7070:
<icStatic> lets see how windows 3.1 gets on with an amd64 3000, 1gb ram and a 160gb hard disk
%
Quote #7071:
<sadiq> I need to get IE To work somehow.
%
Quote #7072:
<Dementia> MFJ: Steam has detected that you are running Runescape and adjusted its performance accoringly
%
Quote #7073:
<icStatic> right, windows 3.1 here we come
%
Quote #7074:
<Faux> I'm going through the list of e-mails from people who want my ass.
%
Quote #7075:
<Faux> Compsoc.. the only place where a 1am "Morning!" can be both accurate and polite :p
%
Quote #7076:
<covbob> given the amount of blokes at the LUG, I thought Tim was going to try chatting one of them up
%
Quote #7077:
<aj> you can covbob, just control your urge
%
Quote #7078:
<acehole> covbob: "awful fast food" is all too often like saying "stupid fat american"
%
Quote #7080:
<Tim> Yeah, well. Since the BDSM group I'm up for experimentation.
%
Quote #7081:
<covbob> Tim hadn't heard of BDSM: he was introduced to it in the pub tonight
%
Quote #7083:
<covbob> I won't be able to resist you much more
<Tim> in your pants?
<covbob> yes Tim, you get me excited in my pants
<Tim> Oh.
<covbob> you sound disappointed
<Tim> covbob, you gave in too soon... it was a bit of an anti-climax, really.
<Tim> Sort of premature... something.
%
Quote #7084:
<covbob> you can abuse me whenever you want
%
Quote #7085:
<wardrobe> I get pleasure when people finger me
%
Quote #7086:
 * acehole doesn't like people fingering him... stop it, aj!
%
Quote #7087:
<wardrobe> who uses gaim for irc? that's like using Word for um, anything
%
Quote #7088:
<LucidIon> wardrobe: with 50ft of curare tipped fencing, a jackhammer and no lubricants</jargonfile>
<wardrobe> yes
<Tim> Mmm.
%
Quote #7089:
<LucidIon> covbob: does he grab your crotch too?
%
Quote #7090:
 * acehole draws the line at grabbing covbob's crotch
%
Quote #7091:
<covbob> quick-n-dirty is my style
<wardrobe> is that why you like hugging Dave?
%
Quote #7092:
<wardrobe> I want to see both hands on that keyboard, covbob
%
Quote #7093:
<covbob> wardrobe, if you like that kind of thing....
<covbob> nothing
<covbob> is wrong
<covbob> that is
<wardrobe> and nothing
<wardrobe> is wrong
<wardrobe> with your
<wardrobe> return
<wardrobe> key.
%
Quote #7094:
<covbob> well, i once flashed at a pub for a £20 bet
<covbob> I was wearing a mac at the time
<covbob> so I went into the bogs and opened my trousers, pulled my shirt open
<covbob> and then on the way out opened my mac and flashed
<covbob> at the people in the pub
<covbob> then scarpered quickish
<acehole> covbob: job well done, £20 in pocket!
%
Quote #7095:
<covbob> I'll do anything
<covbob> if there's a bet involved
<acehole> blow Dementia
<wardrobe> do you have a sister?
%
Quote #7096:
 * covbob can't believe what a whore this is making him sound
%
Quote #7097:
<covbob> i'm not easy
<acehole> yeah right you're not
<covbob> heh
<acehole> a little wine, a little fine food, then who knows where I could have you
<covbob> anywhere you wanted
<covbob> ;)
<wardrobe> get a room!
%
Quote #7098:
<benji> sock rotation is good, put a clean one on the right foot eacha day and move the sock which was on your right foot onto your left foot
%
Quote #7099:
<sadiq> Zephran: Just pimp out Ian more.
%
Quote #7100:
<DrWatson> Antz, well yeah - Biologists are really just jazzed-up cooks, and chemists are people who didn't do well enough in maths to become physicists
%
Quote #7101:
<Sariel> (And personally, I'm happy to kick anyone with equal prejudice, regardless of age, gender, race or sexual orientation. ;-)
%
Quote #7102:
<covbob> shall we get back to discussing what's in my pants?
%
Quote #7104:
 * Tim tries to remember what someone suggested he could do with a webcam...
%
Quote #7105:
 * sadiq has a problem.
%
Quote #7106:
<Tim> I know a bandwagon when I see one.
%
Quote #7107:
<covbob> all hail Drac!
%
Quote #7108:
 * Faux wonders if he can finally run two fullscreen applications at once ;p
<Faux> *once
<ajmiles> just as you could use 10 monitors if you have 5 PCI graphics cards
<Faux> Oh, I typed once :p
%
Quote #7109:
<DrWatson> Three of them are big, one of them's a bit smaller but makes up for it by being fast
%
Quote #7110:
<Woolfben> DrWatson..... come... to the link side.....
<DrWatson> Woolfben.... I... am your referrer!
%
Quote #7111:
 * icStatic wanders into his sisters room to find a TENT set up in there
<icStatic> its a 6 man tent as well!
%
Quote #7112:
<Antz> it has 3 brightness levels: dim, bright, and airplanes land here
%
Quote #7113:
<Si1entDave> You know, once I shaved my crotch because I was bored, I'd watched Austin Powers, and wondered if Doctor Evil was right. (Hey, I was young.) It was fine for a few days, nothing spectacular. Then, as it grew back, came the worst case of itchy scrot I have ever known. Take it from me guys, just say No.
%
Quote #7114:
<Si1entDave> I was young, I was bored, I had a razor. What's to be ashamed of?
%
Quote #7115:
<covbob> I know a friend who is a huge nerd. I heard he has a stuffed Tux (linux penguin) with a hole in the ass, that's how much he loves Linux. It makes me sick.
%
Quote #7116:
<Zephran> note to self, backups are useless when you lose them
%
Quote #7117:
<Chloe> porn++ for giving me hours of fun!:)
%
Quote #7118:
<icStatic> just in case anyone sticks a fork in your plug socket they cant read your credit card details while they fry?
%
Quote #7119:
<murphybob> I'm looking for a black man.
%
Quote #7120:
<sadiq> She's big bloasted and somewhat red.
<sadiq> If she survives till tomorrow morning, i'll medicate the tank.
%
Quote #7121:
<Si1entDave> <weeble>wanker</wanker> :D
%
Quote #7122:
<icStatic> having the house number is always a good idea, i tried to find a friends new house and it turned out the road was 5 miles long
%
Quote #7123:
<acehole> who the hell thinks that porn is precisely 4 times as good as sex?
%
Quote #7124:
 * Tim returns to a handful of messages from JinglyBOT.
<DrWatson> Tim: How many of them are asking if you're gay? ;)
%
Quote #7126:
<sadiq> I thought you'd rated your sister and that's slightly disturbing.
%
Quote #7127:
<sadiq> Zephran: How old is she? Where's the best place to buy her online?
%
Quote #7128:
<BlueParrot> Tim I would love to participate if I had the slightest clue as to what you were talking about...
%
Quote #7129:
<Tim> sadiq: Darn, that camera seems to have Linux support.
%
Quote #7130:
<sadiq> LucidIon: No no. I want to see Tim's $19.95/month webcam.
%
Quote #7131:
<Nekozuki> Bob: but porn is so much more readily available then sex
%
Quote #7132:
<Bob> so i like sex....
%
Quote #7133:
<Nugent> Nekozuki: There can be only one Si1entDave...
%
Quote #7134:
<sadiq> Tim: Bah, I need more pictures of you!
%
Quote #7137:
<Si1entDave> Dude, you *so* need to start playing with your servers.
<Si1entDave> And that's not a masturbation euphamism.
%
Quote #7138:
<PlanarPlatypus> note to self, install /then/ run, the other way round leads to head scratching and general confusion
%
Quote #7139:
<Tim> :) Would you stop? Would ya?
<Si1entDave> Nah, he wants your sweet booty Tim.
%
Quote #7140:
 * Tim resists the urge to dance for the webcam.
%
Quote #7141:
<sadiq> icStatic: Isn't your sister's boyfriend gay?
%
Quote #7142:
<Tim> Look, sadiq, if you're going to put my head on top of gay porn, just make it decent quality gay porn, all right?
%
Quote #7143:
<Tim> icStatic: Yes. There exists approximately one photo of me in your posession - the one with Si1entDave and Chloe's sister.
%
Quote #7145:
<Tim> Si1entDave: Anyway, if we can do it with my webcam, we can do it at LANs.
%
Quote #7146:
<sadiq> Bad children, bad.
<Tim> Hey, put one on each of the servers, permanently. :)
%
Quote #7147:
<Sariel> I have respect for Jobs, but it's the same kind of respect that I have for a trapdoor spider.
<wardrobe> I hate spiders :(
%
Quote #7148:
<Tim> I do wish people wouldn't PM me links to gay porn.
%
Quote #7149:
<sadiq> IT'S NOT OK TO SMILE.
<sadiq> It clashes with your black nail varnish.
<sadiq> You.. you.. you.. happy person!
%
Quote #7150:
<wardrobe> this must be the pinancle of nerdness. sitting on irc, talking to a guy calling himself 'Captain_Janeway'
%
Quote #7151:
<sadiq> If god had intended you to play WoW, he'd have made Blizzard suck less.
%
Quote #7152:
<Crazy_Piglet> More automatic weapons means less Americans...
%
Quote #7153:
<Si1entDave> Item of interest one: Electrical side cutters are excellent ad-hoc replacements for toenail clippers. Item of interest 2: When used in this fashion, said clippings ping off into the furthest corners of the room, or occasionally ricochet of one's monitor, and poit one in the face. Item 3: It may be prudent to wear safety specs in such cases.
%
Quote #7154:
<LucidIon> acehole: banana's quotes are mostly about his hard, shiny knob.
%
Quote #7155:
<Draconas> please note that blue is a good colour in this sense, we are afterall a useless organ of the RAF 
<Antz> Draconas: the dick?
%
Quote #7156:
<Tim> Oh crap, an argument. Great. Send in the lawyers.
%
Quote #7158:
<Tim> Hmm, I accidentally set my photo as the desktop background.
<Nugent> Tim: Cheaper than a mirror?
%
Quote #7159:
<Tim> At the moment we're giving people the impression that sex in compsoc involves a bunny and a pancake.
%
Quote #7161:
 * BlueParrot notes that if the government would just allow pocket sized fission based heat cells the entire problem with battery life for the PSP would be gone
<Wiz> i like my testicles to be fully functioning
%
Quote #7162:
<DrWatson> Uh.
<DrWatson> Where did Insomnia's second processor go?
%
Quote #7164:
<icStatic> LucidIon, you pedantic BASTARD.
%
Quote #7165:
<icStatic> gah i want to hit him
<icStatic> next time i see you...
<icStatic> sorry, its that time of the month again..
%
Quote #7166:
 * Tim decides that this maths degree must be useful for something, so tries to imagine an infinite dimensional Hilbert space over an arbitrary field of girlfriends. However, he fails.
%
Quote #7167:
 * Tim points... Ha, ha! BlueParrot has sex with kids.</american>
%
Quote #7168:
<Tim> 3.14. Do treat women as normal people
%
Quote #7169:
<bucko> Apple Macs are made of Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice, but with an added dash of OS X.
%
Quote #7170:
<BlueParrot> I can write somewhat propper english; when I can be bothered.
%
Quote #7171:
<Bob> wanna share while i sit in front of my computer panting!
%
Quote #7172:
<JinglyBOT> Si1entDave: shaft 1. A black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks. 2. The man that would risk his neck for his brother man 3. The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about. 4. A Bad Mother -- 5. A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman. 6. John Shaft.
%
Quote #7173:
<sadiq> ajmiles: When you said 'mouse', I thought you actually meant 'mouse'.
%
Quote #7174:
<ajmiles> ahh, my cat would have a hard time fitting an MX700 in it's mouth
%
Quote #7175:
<Wiz> Guppy, Millions Fish <== i assume by the name that there is plenty more fish in the sea
<Skumby> Wiz: They apparently breed like rabbits
<Skumby> Which is lucky, as Sadiq's got his own little Tank'o'Death going
%
Quote #7176:
<Tim> I never left Drac. :)
%
Quote #7177:
<Dementia> "This website is best viewed with a screen resolution of 1024x768, your current resolution is 1600x1200. Please change this is possible." how about fuck the hell off?
%
Quote #7178:
<Morlark> Don't worry murphybob, I'm sure the paradoxes will all resolve themselves after I kill rambo and steal his identity.
%
Quote #7179:
 * icStatic just gave his mum a fiver with the order 'get snackies'
%
Quote #7180:
<LucidIon> Antz: If you ask how, I'm going to refer to the manual, reading and fucking, but not necessarily in that order.
<Antz> LucidIon: Yes, skipping to the fucking is always good
<Polar> hmm
<Skumby> Why would you want to skip fucking?
<Antz> skip /to/ the fucking
<Tim> That's an unusual style of fucking...
<LucidIon> perhaps it's best if people don't skip the instruction manual.
<Antz> well, it gets boring waiting for something to download over this dialup!
%
Quote #7181:
<murphybob> clearly the best game ever is Barbie Fashion Designer
%
Quote #7182:
<Tim> Mmm.
 * Tim must stop saying that.
<LucidIon> Mmm?
<Wiz> or that?
<Tim> Mmm.
%
Quote #7183:
<Nugent> Hmm. I know what *I'm* doing. My fingers are another matter.
%
Quote #7184:
<DrWatson> Si1entDave: re home directories on molotov - I suspect the umask was wrong at one point; some are world-readable. Can you think of any reason not to make none of the world-readable (leaving world-execute with those that already have it)?
<Si1entDave> I can't think of a reason, no.
<DrWatson> Done.
<Si1entDave> However, I think it would be good form to send out a members@ before doing such a thing.
%
Quote #7185:
<Skumby> My dad just complimented the great reception I get on radio over the internet
%
Quote #7186:
<Blood_God> There are only 2 large bodies on campus, the union and the uni
<DrWatson> Blood_God, if I go to airfare and have a 12" pizza, I become a large body on campus
%
Quote #7187:
<Si1entDave> icStatic, how much stuff do you have on at the moment?
<icStatic> well, a dressing gown, a tshirt some pants and underwear, why?
%
Quote #7188:
<Tim> microsoft-- - it is my duty to ensure they keep track with blizzard. :)
%
Quote #7189:
<icStatic> In meinen Hosen spielen Deutsche mit ihren Würsten
%
Quote #7190:
<Tim> Germans play with their sausages in my pants?
%
Quote #7191:
<Tim> Gah, it's 3am. I've been distracted by Japanese stuff.
%
Quote #7192:
<Tim> Oh, icStatic was muttering on in German last night...
%
Quote #7193:
<zx64> Don't forget, before making any purchase, "Zephran it now" for big savings.
%
Quote #7194:
 * Tim hangs his head in shame at corrupting his brother.
%
Quote #7195:
<Si1entDave> I just like the idea of corrupting youth. After all, you saw me when Chloe's sister turned up at the LAN.
%
Quote #7196:
<Si1entDave> LucidIon, I'm sorry, but my crotch-grabbing skills to not stretch to cros-county grabbing.
%
Quote #7197:
<Chloe> im always thinking of tim squirming Si1entDave
%
Quote #7198:
<LucidIon> I'm overloaded by 2 ATM, I plan to drop..
<LucidIon> s/\.\./.../
%
Quote #7199:
<LucidIon> The three most dangerous things are a hardware type with a program, a softie with a soldering iron and a user with an idea...
%
Quote #7200:
<Si1entDave> Pot noodle - Tastes like cardboard and MSG. Shin Cup - Tastes of something that was once food. Real food.
%
Quote #7201:
 * DrWatson makes it clearer: I ACTUALLY QUITE LIKE THE TASTE OF POT NOODLES
%
Quote #7202:
<Si1entDave> What does that have to do with Skumby fancying his older, married cousin who recently gave birth but has nonetheless managed to maintain her hot, tight ass?
%
Quote #7203:
 * Si1entDave delves into the guts of the bot.
%
Quote #7204:
<Si1entDave> A harem of JinglyBOTs... What a disturbing thought...
%
Quote #7205:
<Nugent> Which one's a Full Dave? Does that involve groping, or is that only the Premium Dave?
%
Quote #7206:
<Si1entDave> Nugent, Bogomip is not a boy's name, it's a unit of measurement.
<Chloe> hehe....whats yours then?
%
Quote #7207:
<LucidIon> Tim: I'm wondering whether it's worth doing myself to make sure.
%
Quote #7208:
 * Tim ponders whether he could have *flashing* colour in #lug's topic...
<Crazy_Piglet> I knew there was a reason they used to hang people...
%
Quote #7210:
<Si1entDave> Oh noe! I was running with scissors and tripped and fell and accidentally chopped your network cable that was whoring my ssh sessions to buggery clean in two! The tradgedy!
%
Quote #7211:
 * MFJ suspects garden shears wouldnt be much use on a wireless network
%
Quote #7212:
<robo> oh, and I have baggy pants
 * MFJ suspects if robos pants get any bigger today he'll be able to start renting space in them
%
Quote #7213:
<Si1entDave> Tim, the power consumption on a Cray Cyber is about 12 kW :(
<MFJ> Thats nothing
<MFJ> Nexus' PC must use almost that much
%
Quote #7214:
<sadiq> Si1entDave: As Jon and I found out, it's not always about processing speed.
%
Quote #7215:
<sadiq> That quote isn't even remotely homoerotic.
<BigG> sadiq, who said that it was!
%
Quote #7216:
<Nugent> Dammit, now I'm reading "homomorphism" as "homoeroticism" in my maths nots.
%
Quote #7217:
<Dementia> I don't use the webcam features - I'm not into cybersex
<BigG> There are *other* uses for webcams ;)
<Dementia> name one :P
<LucidIon> BigG: list convincing ones.
<BigG> Ummm
<BigG> Ummm
<BigG> OK. Maybe there aren't :P
<Dementia> Thought so
%
Quote #7218:
<sadiq> I think i'll change my nick come the start of next year, just to get away from half of my quotes.
%
Quote #7219:
 * Tim cries, as he seemed so close last time, then lost it.
%
Quote #7220:
<Blood_God> Nugent... outsniped... THE END IS NIGH!
%
Quote #7221:
<LucidIon> Morlark: strange.
<Nugent> Yes. Yes, he is.
%
Quote #7222:
<Morlark> Gah. I take 5 minutes to read this newsgroup, and suddenly there's group sex in #compsoc... wtf!
%
Quote #7223:
<Morlark> In my experience cringing is caused by disturbing mental images. You want to find the option to turn off mental images, and then it's all good.
%
Quote #7224:
<icStatic> right. why is it that the first word i read when i return is 'skullfuck'?
%
Quote #7225:
<Darren> also, though im not quite sure what a skullfuck is, is it not possible to skullfuck a woman?
%
Quote #7226:
<Darren> oh no, I've inadvertantly given karma to Windows ME
%
Quote #7227:
<Si1entDave> Microsoft Windows insults your manhood?
<sadiq> Only on Fridays.
%
Quote #7228:
<LucidIon> Tim: you checked it worked on something smaller?
%
Quote #7229:
<acehole> slashdot is dead... long live uwcs!
%
Quote #7230:
<Blood_God> its HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
%
Quote #7231:
<wardrobe> "got it at a LAN", like you caught it like you getting a cold
<LucidIon> wardrobe: it is SuSE.
%
Quote #7232:
<BlueParrot> me be bad english speaking
%
Quote #7233:
<Sariel> "For every simple mathematical theorem there is a snide ratbastard willing to make it look silly in the name of making himself look clever."
%
Quote #7234:
<BlueParrot> So / is a directory on yoru HD , but /dev/hda is a pointe rto the harddrive ? 
<Sariel> ...more or less, yeah.
<LucidIon> BlueParrot: no.
%
Quote #7235:
<Trekmaster> how come train drivers get so much, its like a lorry driver, except you don't have to steer and being 40 mins late is expected :|
%
Quote #7236:
<Skumby> I guess it depends on how fast you produce drool
%
Quote #7237:
<Chloe> actually thinking about it....i havent seen aj on here for a while...
<Chloe> !seen ajmiles
<Blood_God> perhaps his monitor fell off the desk and crushed his modem
%
Quote #7238:
<covbob> #compsoc brightens up my dull little life, and that makes me love you all very much
%
Quote #7239:
 * Si1entDave suddendly has an idea for a new sort of sex toy for vegetarians. I shall call it the Rampant Radish.
%
Quote #7240:
<Tim> Jeremy: Hmm. :) What were we on about?
<Jeremy> Fucked if I know :)
<Tim> Indeed.
<Tim> Well that wraps that one up. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen - transparent, open democracy.
%
Quote #7241:
<cmb> Si1entDave: you have, shirley, in the bitch-tank pre-redhat?
%
Quote #7242:
<Draconas> the time after that however I ended up swaping sex with robo.
%
Quote #7243:
<ficedula> A good bit of flensing really livens up a boring day.
%
Quote #7244:
<acehole> amazon is asking me if I want to add stuff to my wedding registry as well as my wish list... I have but three letters: W... T... F...?
%
Quote #7245:
<sadiq> acehole: I had a friend who fell in love with his pvr.. till it decided he was gay and started recording very camp programmes. He got quite annoyed.
%
Quote #7246:
<Tim> Microsoft Windows: Warning - Damages your mental health and that of others around you.
%
Quote #7247:
<sadiq> Blood_God: No no, I want the "p.s I'm not gay. Really." version.
%
Quote #7248:
<Tim> sadiq, I can see that you want me to say something like "I'm not going to deny that I'm gay." But I'm not going to say that. So quote me.
%
Quote #7249:
<Sariel> "Apologies, the lameness of this connection is limited; unfortunately, due to high demand, we are unable to provide you with any more lame at this time."
%
Quote #7250:
<LucidIon> On the scale of fractions of a Sadiq, how ethically reprehensible are you?
%
Quote #7252:
<wardrobe> if we're running low on lesbians, I'm a good actor
%
Quote #7253:
 * Tim has yet to complete the first level of 'Install the Hurd', that classic platform game.
%
Quote #7254:
 * shiny strokes his 128K +2 under the desk
%
Quote #7255:
<Sariel> If you think of something before the internet does, chances are it is both sick, /and/ wrong.
%
Quote #7256:
<Sariel> "Looks like windows... smells like windows... works.... well, there's the first difference."
%
Quote #7257:
 * LucidIon points out that 'Chris' is a stupid name :-p
<wardrobe> Chris doesn't rhyme with "Turd", lucid
%
Quote #7258:
<Tim> LucidIon: If you ask Sadiq, he'll probably gimp it for you.
%
Quote #7259:
<Tim> I admit it - I'm a rabid Stallmanite. I'm running the Hurd, for goodness' sake.
%
Quote #7260:
<sadiq> So does my pet goatse Seamus.
<sadiq> ffs
<sadiq> I can't believe I actually meant to type 'goat' and got 'goatse' instead.
%
Quote #7261:
<Blood_God> Wiz: this was *Bradford* people there are _very_ stupid
%
Quote #7262:
<Tim> It seems unlikely that my faulty irssi script caused MSN's server to crash, but I'm now starting to wonder...
%
Quote #7263:
<LucidIon> I find amazon wishlists save money. Shove it on the wishlist and you avoid actually buying it.
%
Quote #7265:
<LucidIon> icStatic: you can poll a file on a website and other such foo.
%
Quote #7266:
<acehole> Bogomip: do you really have your irc client set to make a noise at you when the phrase "lesbian porn" is mentioned?
%
Quote #7267:
<Dementia> hmm the first thing I saw was bondage
%
Quote #7268:
<Tim> I mean... do I even know half of you people? Not very well. You're just words in the leftmost column.
%
Quote #7269:
<Crazy_Piglet> "Welcome to ignore list, population: you"?
%
Quote #7270:
<Blood_God> "here is a model of an iron molecule.. and here is a model of a model of an iron molecule, made in iron"
%
Quote #7271:
<Skumby> "Are you getting Debian woody" just conjours up images I don't want to deal with
%
Quote #7272:
<Morlark> Hmm, that can't be right. Clearly I need to get people in my pants more often.
%
Quote #7273:
<wardrobe> aw skumby ran away
<Morlark> in his pants
<Tim> We scared him off.
<wardrobe> with your mum.
%
Quote #7274:
<Tim> Would people like an interesting site to visit?
<Faux> Will it get me fired?
%
Quote #7275:
<murphybob> how about "Union officials draw evil energy from your membership and use this energy to eat babies raw."
<Tim> That's a possiblilty, murphybob... hmm. They'd probably sue you for libel, knowing them.
<Skumby> They'll have to be real reasons, murphybob
<murphybob> you think i'm joking?
<murphybob> you'll see
<murphybob> YOU'LL ALL SEE
<murphybob> muwahahahahahahahahaha
<Tim> In other news, murphybob began his campaign to become a Union official yesterday.
%
Quote #7276:
<covbob> plus this way it doesn't hurt my wrist - when I was playing with Albert I'd have to stop after 15 mins
%
Quote #7277:
<acehole> yeah, turn IE's "security" down from "pathetic" to "yooohooo, crackers? over here, crackers!"
%
Quote #7278:
<benji> on slashdot every day is april fools
%
Quote #7279:
<Morlark> Hmm, I think I've run out of effort. I'll start to type a sentence on IRC and then get bored halfway through and give up. :/
%
Quote #7280:
<covbob> LucidIon, I have no intention of flashing at my brothers
%
Quote #7281:
<Tim> covbob: You're almost in as many people's pants as zx64.
%
Quote #7282:
<covbob> If I'm normal by Drac's standards, I'm happy
%
Quote #7283:
<Draconas> all hail Drac!
%
Quote #7284:
<JinglyBOT> all hail Drac
%
Quote #7285:
<Skumby> Put it on a high thing in a thunderstorm!
<Skumby> That'll fix it
<Skumby> lightning fixes everything!
%
Quote #7286:
<Sadiq> I had a six minute conversation with a telemarketer today about how I didn't want their phone plan because I didn't have a phone
%
Quote #7287:
<Satan> Mwuahahaha
%
Quote #7288:
<Morlark> Blood_God: Microsoft Antispyware picks up /everything/ as spyware.
<Blood_God> Morlark: not true.
<Blood_God> it doesn't pick up IE.
%
Quote #7289:
<icStatic> i'll decide which headphones to buy once im back at uni with Zephran. i seem to want to part with more cash when im around him
%
Quote #7290:
<MFJ> Less beard!
<Morlark> More beard!
<sadiq> man beard
<Tim> No manual entry for beard
%
Quote #7291:
 * sadiq installs bzFag
%
Quote #7292:
<murphybob> yeah i agree you-- for being a lose0r compared to moi!
%
Quote #7293:
<Zephran> damn it, we can't have philosophy distracting us from a OS war :P
%
Quote #7294:
<murphybob> i'd call you sad but i had to re-define my defenition of sad when a friend of mine told me he went to a air traffic control simulation game conference
%
Quote #7295:
<murphybob> linda park is so much sexier than linkin park
%
Quote #7296:
<murphybob> pfft - even i can move a tissue using only my mind (and my massive ejaculatory prowess)
%
Quote #7297:
<murphybob> ahah, i knew it - you can't really resist quoting jizz!
%
Quote #7298:
 * murphybob goes to bed to dream about men and wonder... always wonder...
%
Quote #7299:
<Blood_God> whilst masturbating I got the gf's sex toy and
<Blood_God> put it up the 'whoopsie'."
%
Quote #7300:
<Faux> Can you people please stop talking about head?
%
Quote #7301:
<sadiq> Sariel: Is there something about your childhood you want to launch a lawsuit over?
%
Quote #7302:
<wardrobe> I get this knee jerk reaction pain whenever I see a URL with .cx at the end
%
Quote #7303:
<Sariel> That said, I am really quite enjoying my Mac. Obviously the product of evil or the evillest form, but quite nice nonetheless.
<Ynox> evening all.
<Sariel> If I was catholic I would be reciting my rosary while it booted.
%
Quote #7304:
<Faux> "How many of these 5 year olds are Hot Chicks?" Uh oh...
%
Quote #7305:
<Faux> "I killed eight 6-year-olds in a room no larger than a Burger King bathroom, so I'm guessing I could take 3 score 5-year-olds."
%
Quote #7306:
<sadiq> Maybe we should run our own Gimpingshop Guesday or something?
<sadiq> Using photos from our gallery?
<Sariel> If you force people to use the GIMP you won't get any entries...
<Blood_God> Potatochop
<sadiq> and the ocassional one of icStatic's sister.
<Sariel> But yes, that could be amusing.
%
Quote #7307:
<Ynox> christ. This is sick talk though. Ian's sister being legal or not :\
%
Quote #7308:
<murphybob> how old is icstatics sister?
%
Quote #7309:
<sadiq> I want to do some GIMPing.
%
Quote #7310:
<murphybob> and i was attempting to insinuate masturbation not gimping
 * Sariel keeps meaning to give that a bo
<Sariel> *go
%
Quote #7311:
<sadiq> I read that as QuoteFag. <handwave type="camp">Ooh helloo sir, would you like me to quote that?</handwave>.
%
Quote #7312:
<Blood_God> irony: listening to songs called 'Insomnia' whilst still awake at 3am.
%
Quote #7313:
<murphybob> fine i'll train a web cam on my glistening naked form so you can check i am not asleep.  IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?  Cos thats what will happen!
%
Quote #7314:
<murphybob> i shall bid you all adieu before you tie a leash around my neck and start feeding me peanuts.
%
Quote #7316:
<murphybob> hmm
<murphybob> i've been pwned
<murphybob> bugger
%
Quote #7317:
<Faux> You're all just jealous of the size of my browser :p
%
Quote #7318:
<murphybob> ah cold hard logic - my old nemesis we meet again :(
%
Quote #7319:
<Skumby> Is there not an XP64 Home?
<murphybob> no, 64bit computers are still too big to fit in an average home
%
Quote #7320:
<murphybob> yeah they make their website for people with money who use IE (like me) not those piss poor free software people (like robo)
%
Quote #7321:
<sj> ooh, just the way I like it.
%
Quote #7322:
<murphybob> i'm sorry!  i was looking threw some pics and found one of icStatic's sister and "uh oh... oh god.. oh god... oh. ooh ahhh ugghhh... oops :("
%
Quote #7323:
<murphybob> ugh, sticky keys, i hate it when that happens
%
Quote #7324:
<Draconas> you must learn to program your beepers in bateslish as well!
%
Quote #7325:
 * MFJ cake
 * Faux sponge
 * Banana tree
 * Skumby muffin
 * Tim cookie
 * Banana split
 * Faux ponders changing nick and making this quoteable.
 * Jingles whip
%
Quote #7326:
<Blood_God> clearly you haven't been in #compsoc long enough
<Blood_God> the correct response was 'your mum is lame... in my pants!'
<Blood_God> alternatively i would have given points for 'you owe my dog fuck money'
%
Quote #7327:
<sj> No no no. I've changed nicknames to get _away_ from the "I'm a sick and twisted individual" generalisation.
%
Quote #7329:
<wardrobe> backing up is like moving house: you always leave something important behind?
%
Quote #7330:
<sj> man, I read that as "you always leave something important in your behind".
%
Quote #7331:
<Morlark> Blood_God: I did tell you to back up your pr0n.
%
Quote #7332:
<wardrobe> Holy makefiles Tuxman! It's your nemesis, glibc depdendency breakage man!
%
Quote #7333:
 * LucidIon hopes it's not like rimming.
%
Quote #7334:
<murphybob> /quit should not disconnect me
%
Quote #7335:
<wardrobe> I think the fun is taking someone else's code, changing the author name to yours and claiming the glory to be the fun part
%
Quote #7336:
<zx64> Woo, I love getting up in the morning: I can spend a few hours procrastinating and its /still/ light outside :)
%
Quote #7337:
<Blood_God> morning Tuxman... i mean Tim.
%
Quote #7338:
<Draconas> simple, you want badgers on one partition, mushrooms on another and snakes on a completely separate one
%
Quote #7339:
<Blood_God> given that badger is the name for a type of russian bomber
 * Tim wonders what he was actually doing before this conversation...
<Draconas> heh
<Blood_God> the alternative interpretation is that you see one coming (badger badger badger..) and then it drops a nuke causing a mushroom 
 * Draconas can fill in the first 2 parts, just not snakes
<Blood_God> snakes... well... yeah... they were missed.
%
Quote #7340:
<Zat> Um, OK. Apparently, if you google "The goatse.cx lawyer", the first result points to a page of Debian packages with IPv6 support, contrary to Googles summary.
%
Quote #7341:
<zx64> Arse chutney
%
Quote #7342:
<Bogomip> showertime
<zx64> can't wash this
<zx64> doo dooo doo do doooo
%
Quote #7343:
<sj> I need to come up with something else, or people'll think aj and I are sisters.
%
Quote #7344:
<Tim> I didn't realise the Hurd had nano, so I was editing files with cat and echo.
%
Quote #7345:
<Jeremy> bot, remember CS325 is a module I can't be bothered to revise for
<Jeremy> !whatis CS325
<Zat> Wait, no, thats 328
%
Quote #7346:
<Jeremy> I am thinking I may drop it
<zx64> in your pants
%
Quote #7347:
<Draconas> Roses are Red
<Draconas> Violets are Blue
<Draconas> In Soviet Russia
<Draconas> Poem writes YOU!
%
Quote #7348:
<Darren> how does it feel being even better than porn Chloe?
%
Quote #7349:
<MFJ> Usernames replete with caps are never good
%
Quote #7350:
<Dementia> What's wrong with shemales?
%
Quote #7351:
<covbob> there's nothing wrong with being a shemale
%
Quote #7352:
<covbob> there's nothing wrong with being a shemale
<Dementia> Was beginning to think you had lost interest
%
Quote #7353:
<Blood_God> one works..
<Blood_God> the other sucks cock
%
Quote #7354:
<ficedula> I got to go to London, visit a sex shop, then go to a pub and have dinner afterwards. And I got paid!
%
Quote #7355:
<Chloe> covbob: :o( I cant help being slow
%
Quote #7356:
<covbob> murphybob, what's wrong with sucking donkey willy?
%
Quote #7357:
<Morlark> Wow, I think I've surpassed myself in terms of productivity today. Woke up, played FF9 for nine hours, had breakfast and lunch within 5 minutes of each other. Oh well, bed time. :)
%
Quote #7358:
<icStatic> right postman JUST came. lazy fuck
%
Quote #7359:
 * benji stops trying to make music by catting different files to the sound device
%
Quote #7360:
<Jeremy> You wouldn't believe the sound that ASCII goatse makes!
%
Quote #7361:
 * Zat had fun reading the "8 Stages of Goatse" yesterday
%
Quote #7362:
<Jeremy> I think we need a *wider* selection of goatse quotes
%
Quote #7363:
<Inciner> hmm, your pants are 42% of the quoteness that goatse is
%
Quote #7364:
<Darren> but in this country it'd be 999 surely, shame theres no 99th month, thank christ! That means we're safe from terrorists!
%
Quote #7365:
<Draconas> so suck it down Jingles
%
Quote #7366:
<Tim> I can't do smilies, only frownies... no right bracket. :(
%
Quote #7367:
 * Si1entDave smells his new PSU.
<Si1entDave> Mmm.
<Si1entDave> New component smell.
%
Quote #7368:
<sadiq> The "OMGWTF!! UNION DECLARES WAR ON JOO! UNIVERSITY LINKED WITH SATANISTS" Boar
%
Quote #7370:
<Sadiq> naa, i'll be the whisp of air that makes you randomly typo "Man that woman was hot" for "I like pictures of men"
%
Quote #7371:
<benji> does the LUG count as going out?
%
Quote #7372:
<Blood_God> Our trackers are extremely busy and torrents may take some time to connect. Please be patient. Please DO NOT hammer the manual announces on your clients. Please feed the animals, they need love too (said love may be administered rectally).
%
Quote #7373:
<acehole> okay ashower and get dressed first or installation of SHINY SCHTUFF first?
<Morlark> Installing shiny stuff, clearly. Personal hygeine isn't important at all.
%
Quote #7374:
<cmb> and I'm about to wake him
<Draconas> using a long pole and then a mug of coffee?
%
Quote #7375:
<phil> acehole : If you're careful, you can sometimes expand the male shaft or tighten the female receptor
%
Quote #7376:
<Faux> icStatic: I hope you've rebranded your linux as icSuffering? :p
%
Quote #7377:
 * zx64 gets high off the "new hardware smell"
%
Quote #7378:
<covbob> Si1entDave, I don't need caffeine: you make me excited
%
Quote #7379:
<covbob> Si1entDave, I don't need caffeine: you make me excited
<DrWatson> Oooooh yeah
%
Quote #7380:
<benji> lol at the simpsons: "prison guards wanted: must know microsoft powerpoint, sadism"
%
Quote #7381:
<cmb> Quiche happens dude.
%
Quote #7385:
 * LucidIon suggests sending it SIGSTOP (I think that's the one)
<Blood_God> LucidIon: yeah sounds right
<zx64> LucidIon: Followed by SIGHAMMERTIME
%
Quote #7386:
<icStatic> 'Windows detected that you are a moron and will not let you launch internet explorer"
%
Quote #7389:
<icStatic> now, mount you fucking tight arsed gentoo bastard
%
Quote #7390:
<can> I donit know where I am
<can> Jamaca maybe
<can> I thınk my cat posted me somewhere whıle I was sleepıng
%
Quote #7391:
<FauxyBOT> All hail Drac!
%
Quote #7392:
 * ficedula proposes that Drac is, in fact, LAME
%
Quote #7393:
<ficedula> Try that in the logic exams - you can use modus ponens, reductio ad absurdum, and H-is-lame
%
Quote #7394:
<Nugent> Hmm, I read "such a nice place" as "suck my dick"... That's gotta be wrong.
%
Quote #7395:
<Crazy_Piglet> But your mum's in my pants!
%
Quote #7396:
<Draconas> robo don't worry, I'm sure you can bend over a bit
%
Quote #7397:
<Chloe> that was the fastest sex change operation ive ever had
%
Quote #7399:
<benji> lol I see what you mean: "Usage: rpm [-aKfgpqV] [-aKfgpqVcdilPs] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqV] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqV] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqVK] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqVK] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqVKi] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqVKiv] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqVKiv] [-aKfgpqVcdilPsaKfgpqVKiv?] [-a|--all] [-f|--file] [-g|--group]"
%
Quote #7400:
<zx64> Can you imagine the forum debates over "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?  "Dude, rock needs to be nerfed so badly" "Paper needs more buffs" ...
%
Quote #7401:
<BlueParrot> I mean 28^10
<BlueParrot> thats a shitload
<BlueParrot> where shitload is the new SI unit for a lot
%
Quote #7402:
 * BlueParrot notes that he actually killed a spider by cutting its silk thread so it fell down in a glass with 3 day old milk...
%
Quote #7403:
 * Banana finds an unexpected opening in his trousers
%
Quote #7404:
<BigG> Hmm... the first thing that I see when I join #compsoc is 'In your pants?'
%
Quote #7405:
<Morlark> Oh dear, I'm turning into Nugent, aren't I?
%
Quote #7406:
<Morlark> He who thinks first, quotes last.
%
Quote #7407:
<Draconas> I'm a member of compsoc, I have less of a sex life than a catholic priest 
%
Quote #7408:
<covbob> I normally only get this excited about Si1entDave
%
Quote #7409:
<covbob> PlanarPlatypus, does porn often give you a popup? That's what it's designed to do.
%
Quote #7410:
<Blood_God> outsniped.. by a dialup user /me hangs his head in shame
%
Quote #7411:
<Blood_God> I find it amusing that in this country you can have sex at 16 but not watch porn until 18.. does this mean you have to have sex with your eyes closed until you're 18?
%
Quote #7412:
<Morlark> Hmm, I seem to have lost some pictures. Most notably, hello.jpg :/
%
Quote #7413:
<Morlark> Dude! Where's my Coconut
%
Quote #7414:
<icStatic> and its TINY
<icStatic> she loves it
%
Quote #7415:
<Banana> Large Anal Manifestiation Experience
%
Quote #7416:
<Blood_God> benji: did you have to perform any h4x to get it to install?
<benji> Blood_God: no, no trouble at all
<benji> but I have a legal copy
%
Quote #7417:
<icStatic> does steam always take forever to do the last 1%?
<Blood_God> yes
<Blood_God> and the 1% before that and the 1% before that...
%
Quote #7418:
<megakid> Call me old fashioned but i always do /say /me
%
Quote #7419:
<Zephran> Faux, what does sp2 offer you anyway?
<Draconas> oral sex
<Faux> Zephran: Higher version numbers.
%
Quote #7420:
<benji> but with the new dual core cpus they can run their spyware and applications at the same time
%
Quote #7421:
<icStatic> the right hand side of my screen was looking empty so i opened irc ;)
%
Quote #7422:
 * Zephran wonders how icStatic is currently doing worse with his computer than the average aol customer
%
Quote #7423:
<icStatic> there we go, windows xp desktop blue
<Silver> It is probably de-penguingising your PC.
%
Quote #7424:
 * BlueParrot concludes that cat file> /dev/audio does not work with mp3 encoded files :P
%
Quote #7425:
<BlueParrot> icStatic, I dont talk bollocks, you just fail to comprehend my logic...
<icStatic> as does everybody else in the world ;)
%
Quote #7426:
<Silver> BlueParrot, all of Windows is backwards compatibility. Seriously.
%
Quote #7427:
<Blood_God> Silver: but....but.. its *perl*
<Blood_God> why would you make it readable?
%
Quote #7428:
<LucidIon> 2 monitors, 400 quid of KVM and cables, 8 computers.
<LucidIon> mmmm.
<LucidIon> mmmm. rackmount. mmmm.
<acehole> mmmmm as in mmmmmmoney?
<LucidIon> acehole: mmmm as in ebay.
<acehole> there's no m in ebay
<LucidIon> acehole: yeah, I know.
<acehole> unless you find something particularly tasty
%
Quote #7429:
<LucidIon> Once you've popped your dualhead cherry, you can't go back.
%
Quote #7430:
<Draconas> it can be priated using a keygen, i refuse to buy it on ethical grounds
%
Quote #7432:
<BlueParrot> my Sempron doesn't mannage to keep my room warm, I clearly need to overclock it...
%
Quote #7434:
<covbob> Polar, there might be a reason why you find CBeebies shows childish....
%
Quote #7435:
<covbob> although I will grant his recent stories aren't as good as "classic" Pingu
%
Quote #7436:
<covbob> not that I'm a Postman Pat expert
<Banana> No, me neither
 * Banana shifts eyes
%
Quote #7437:
<Blood_God> And please, only female cleavage please, no mantits.
%
Quote #7438:
 * LucidIon thinks that he probably shouldn't buy the that, just so he can caress Banana's hard shiny knob. :)
%
Quote #7439:
<Crazy_Piglet> 7pm eh... seems a perfectly reasonable time to make a proper start to the day.
%
Quote #7440:
<Morlark> s/tov/my pants/
%
Quote #7441:
 * Faux joins the Wiz/aj orgy.
%
Quote #7442:
 * benji is close to gandhi
%
Quote #7443:
<Sadiq> You know you're screwed when your ADSL connection has more bandwidth than your desktop's wireless to it.
%
Quote #7444:
<Jingles> err, couldnt you have got a photo of me where i dont look like my base is being whored please ?
%
Quote #7446:
<icStatic> Draconas, there are LOADS of dodgy photos of me in the compsoc gallery...theres one of me being raped by a big pole in there ffs
%
Quote #7447:
<benji> these problems would go away if only people would watch more star trek
%
Quote #7448:
<Draconas> though i did like some member of compsoc's idea to shoot all the pikies and give their houses to the asylm seekers.  That was an extremely elegant solution
%
Quote #7449:
<Banana> <grrr> Buy my knob damit!
%
Quote #7450:
<Tim> So what have we learnt from our analysis of compsoc's political opinions? Draconas is the most Fascist, but is still not as bad as New Labour. I think it's important to remember that.
%
Quote #7451:
<Crazy_Piglet> "New Event! The Nightly OS Debate in #compsoc on IRC."
%
Quote #7452:
 * Crazy_Piglet slaps Morlark upside the head with his quoty-gun-thing
%
Quote #7453:
<benji> DrWatson: the same applies to trying to use your /windows/ game in a mac or an amiga or a microwave
%
Quote #7454:
<Inciner> ah, people got my point, I'm amazed :P
%
Quote #7455:
<Morlark> Omfg, goatse link? That's a must click!
%
Quote #7456:
 * Zat wonders what he's just walked in on
%
Quote #7457:
<Jeremy> Oh crap.  That graph makes me look like some kind of freak
%
Quote #7458:
<sadiq> I wonder.. is Liz a small or a medium?
%
Quote #7459:
<Crazy_Piglet> 6600GT is about as powerful as you're ever going to need.
%
Quote #7460:
<Tim> No, no, I think sleep. Yes, sleep. I have my Debian mirror, and now I can sleep.
%
Quote #7461:
 * Faux is going to write her own pricerunner tommorow.
%
Quote #7462:
<icStatic> hmm heres an interesting video.. found a video of Prime9 talking about dildo libraries
%
Quote #7463:
<icStatic> am i.. supposed to conduct with my penis?
%
Quote #7464:
 * icStatic wonders if its a bad thing that he has a video title that says 'Proof that NeXuS7 is gay'
%
Quote #7465:
<Sadiq> Blood_God: Naa, that was just your natural urge to expose yourself in public.
%
Quote #7466:
<icStatic> ive also got one of woolfben holding a floppy pink thing
%
Quote #7467:
<Blood_God> i got icStatic to look in it for me
<covbob> in your pants?
%
Quote #7468:
<Morlark> covbob: clearly Tim is in your pants more often than you know.
%
Quote #7469:
<covbob> !getquotecontext
%
Quote #7470:
<Silver> Speaking of which, I was writing an IRC server the other day, and found Net::IRC's parsing is, uh... really horribly broken.
%
Quote #7471:
 * Tim suspects that Draconas is resorting to populist policies, and may not *actually* fulfil all he promises.
<Tim> Rather like New Labour, in fact. Have you considered joining, Drac?
%
Quote #7472:
<tsukasa> ISE-ology? now thats a scary though
%
Quote #7473:
<Tim> And also because there's a bandwagon, and I'm jumping right on it.
%
Quote #7474:
<RobM> I want purity (despite using PERL for the job! )
%
Quote #7475:
<sadiq> argh, goatse!
<sadiq> mmmm
 * sadiq updates his plan
%
Quote #7476:
<Tim> To do it the Debian way. The glorious Debian way.
%
Quote #7477:
<Draconas> someone give me a fantasy city name
<Tim> GNUcastle
%
Quote #7478:
<sadiq> MichaelJacksonTouchesKidsCity
<Draconas> wonderful
<sadiq> np
%
Quote #7479:
<Faux> I'd screenshot my 2880x1220 iconorama, but there's too much inciminating stuff on it :p
%
Quote #7480:
 * Faux sits staring at the gentoo root prompt and realises that this was probably a mistake.
%
Quote #7481:
<icStatic> A computer beat me at chess once.
<icStatic> But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.
%
Quote #7482:
<Tim> Apparently penguins do have knees.
%
Quote #7483:
 * Tim decides to stop posting spoof goatse sites on #compsoc. He might get a reputation.
%
Quote #7484:
<Morlark> I'd rather have a reputation for goatse than for anything else.
%
Quote #7485:
<Tim> When I grow up, I want to be an anarchist. :)
%
Quote #7486:
<Tim> Dementia: But how will I troll if I don't make baseless assertions?
%
Quote #7487:
<Banana> My knob isnt doing much, and there's a 19.99 open-bidding for a completely new one behind me
%
Quote #7488:
<Silver> Sometimes MUCH longer, but uusally only a bit longer.
%
Quote #7489:
<sadiq> Tim: Ewww.. where are you anti-aliased fonts?
%
Quote #7490:
<sadiq> Tim: They look like skumby's backside.
<Banana> sadiq, everyone sells it new for £39.99.
%
Quote #7491:
<Silver> Tim, so there's a bug in a year-old rendering engine? Oh wow. Forgive me for not being anything other than annoyed with your stupidity.
%
Quote #7492:
<covbob> what was Drac's response when you pointed out that I was more extreme than him?
<sadiq> Has to be one of the most retarded tv shows i've ever seen.
<Blood_God> he invited you to the most holy religion of drac covbob 
%
Quote #7493:
<sadiq> Badgers in your pants?
<Tim> Yarr.
%
Quote #7494:
<Blood_God> "I ordered my time around the guppies... oooh... guppies"
%
Quote #7495:
<Tim> Sex is still represented by Oolong the rabbit. This must be fixed.
%
Quote #7496:
<Tim> All hail Drac.
%
Quote #7497:
<Draconas> you realise tim that i now own your soul?
<Draconas> would you like me to give it to dementias soul?
%
Quote #7498:
<covbob> it works, and it's lightweight, but it's not satisfying
%
Quote #7499:
<sadiq> either one of my guppies is about to give birth.. or is about to die.
%
Quote #7500:
<Woolfben> exams-- cutting into my anime time dammit
%
Quote #7501:
 * PlanarPlatypus buys Bananas knob
%
Quote #7502:
<Woolfben> Draconas: you think icStatic would dare to insult you on video? He's speshul, but not suicidal :p
%
Quote #7503:
<Banana> PlanarPlatypus can now play with my knob to his hearts content in the comfort of his own room :)
%
Quote #7504:
<BigG> Woolfben, you think that I have ever used IE on that laptop??? :)
<Woolfben> BigG: just checking ;)
<BigG> Who/what do you think I am... icStatic ??!?
%
Quote #7506:
<Inciner> so, did you get an answer to the shemale question then Darren?
<Darren> Inciner I cant remember +its not something I particularly want to think about
<sadiq> Darren: You woke up next to shemale?! Tell me more.
%
Quote #7507:
<sadiq> acehole: This is Darren, he's the definition of confused.
%
Quote #7508:
 * acehole redraws the bolt on his remington quoterifle
%
Quote #7509:
 * Inciner sneaks up behind acehole and stickes the !unquote dagger into his back
%
Quote #7510:
<Prime9> umm.... who made them pregnant if they're all female?
<Inciner> sadiq?
%
Quote #7511:
<Morlark> heh, porn++
<acehole> sex++
<Blood_God> heh
<Morlark> actually, goatse++
%
Quote #7512:
<acehole> Morlark: there is something wrong with you if your mind goes: "porn.... sex.... goatse!..."
%
Quote #7513:
<covbob> Draconas, I am your bitch
%
Quote #7514:
<covbob> out of interest, is Ian's sister legal?
%
Quote #7515:
<covbob> tbh i prefer Chloe to her sister. The fact that Chloe is legal does affect this
%
Quote #7516:
<covbob> I meant it to mean that I wouldn't go after her sister because she's illegal
%
Quote #7517:
<covbob> to settle it: they are both good looking, but Chloe is better looking, and her sister is under-age to boot
%
Quote #7518:
<Tim> Draconas: You're a sick, evil man.
%
Quote #7519:
<covbob> woo! a whole line of bunnies hopping around in time with each other'
<covbob> I could watch them all day
%
Quote #7520:
<Si1entDave> For reasons never explained, we often refer to coke round here as cok.
<zx64> They both can come in a bottle.
%
Quote #7522:
<Si1entDave> Lemon and Lime Marmalade - Certified Si1entDave Friendly!
%
Quote #7524:
<Tim> Dear dear dear.
<Tim> I've descended to Sadiq's level of humour.
%
Quote #7525:
<sadiq> I'm breeding guppies with my personality.
<sadiq> Only the truely pyscopathic ones survive and get to breed.
%
Quote #7526:
<Sariel> Hah! Someone found my website with a search for "Steve Jobs Is Satan"!
%
Quote #7527:
<icStatic> the great things about these notes is you can /actually/ see where i lost the will to live...
%
Quote #7528:
<ajmiles> how did everyone suddenly know it was Wiz|Birthday 's birthday? :|
%
Quote #7529:
<benji> Tim wants to make a camera to see through clothing
%
Quote #7530:
<Darren> sadiq I didnt go out tonight so my chances of meeting a shemale were considerably reduced as i dont live with anyu
%
Quote #7531:
<Tim> oh dear, infinitesimals.
<sadiq> in your pants?
%
Quote #7532:
<Darren> Shes dont have dicks! Sick fuck male fuckers grow breasts!
%
Quote #7533:
<BlueParrot> now this is the 3rd time today I manage to restart my comp by accidentally bumping my chair into it
%
Quote #7534:
<Tim> Si1entDave: How does BackupPC deal with bazooka hits?
%
Quote #7535:
<Tim> I've always been curious about tentacle hentai, as you know.
%
Quote #7536:
<Berg> who needs differential equations anyway
%
Quote #7537:
<acehole> dammit where is all this stickiness coming from?
%
Quote #7538:
<Tim> Morlark: You're too addicted to goatse to become addicted to WoW.
%
Quote #7539:
<BlueParrot> I am not addicted to WoW , my character is only lvl 37
<BlueParrot> And my other characters are only lvl 34, 28, 35 and 19
%
Quote #7540:
<Tim> BlueParrot: I've got IRC, and I occasionally speak to the shop assistants at ASDA. That's all the social interaction I need.
%
Quote #7541:
<covbob> it would seem from the above that Faux isn't in my pants often enough
%
Quote #7542:
 * icStatic activates icSadism V3.1
%
Quote #7543:
<Blood_God> frobo? is that a combination between a ring bearing hobbit and a bunny hopping q3 player?
%
Quote #7544:
<Draconas> FEAR THE MOST HOLY RELIGION OF DRAC
%
Quote #7545:
<icStatic> theres no joke, in my pants
%
Quote #7546:
<Ynox> hail drac
%
Quote #7547:
<bucko> Haha, Sadiq said "your mum" in a real and valid context!
%
Quote #7548:
<benji> free speech is always good
<zx64> in my pants
%
Quote #7549:
<Dementia> And even better question is will Debian have been updated by 2030
%
Quote #7550:
 * Tim almost asks for a Hurd box.
<LucidIon> Tim: I get the feeling if the hardware appears...
<Morlark> in your pants.
%
Quote #7551:
 * Faux touches his pc in places it's never been touched before.
%
Quote #7553:
<Tim> Me? On IRC? With my reputation?
%
Quote #7554:
 * Skumby wonders how tameable a badger is
<Draconas> hit it repeatidly with a stick and find out?
%
Quote #7556:
<DrWatson> Ynox, you can get around them if you manage to build a warp engine in your boot, so that you can tell physics to look the other way for a little bit
%
Quote #7557:
<Draconas> though i maintain that you are bloody hippies, not radical extremists
<Blood_God> heh
<Nugent> Draconas: They're different concepts?
<Draconas> radical extremism implies effort and action
<Draconas> bloody hippies implies lazyness
%
Quote #7558:
<sadiq> http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~sarah/brpsX.htm <--- Odd.
<benji> I was doing lots of that earlier
%
Quote #7559:
<sadiq> americans-- Why the _hell_ do I get emails saying "We're looking for the measurements for your t-shirt sizes but can only find them in centimetres, do the t-shirts come in inches as well?"
%
Quote #7560:
<acehole> but europeans are the same kind of stupid as we are, so there's no problem
%
Quote #7561:
<Draconas> my view on the person is very similar to my view on politics, you only have what you can claim, and what you can defend.  Right to your iinternal organs comes under that
%
Quote #7562:
 * Blood_God won the battle of stalingrad earlier today.
%
Quote #7565:
<sadiq> holy shit, are people quoting me when i'm not around?
%
Quote #7566:
<Jingles> mfj is not a monkey
<lionfish> oh, when's the next LAN?
<sadiq> Jingles: Not until he dressed up in that suit you make him wear at work.
<Jingles> thats not for work ;)
%
Quote #7567:
<sadiq> Anyone create SadiqBot and you'll be forfeiting your right to reproduce.
%
Quote #7568:
<lionfish> wow, shesh, #compsoc's got a lot more stressful... We're having an argument/flamewar WITHOUT SILVER?!?
%
Quote #7569:
<Blood_God> Vodka Tasting... like wine tasting, only with a greater alcohol content :p
%
Quote #7571:
 * Faux was going to go to bed yesterday :/
%
Quote #7572:
<RobM> except, perhaps, if we meet in an airport, I shine in airports. They're like a second home
<RobM> (I fucking hate airports)
%
Quote #7573:
<BigG> "Where did you hear about us? - Kelkoo, Dealtime, Google Search, Google Adwords, Zephran, PCPro Magazine, CustomPC Magazine, Recommended, Other"
%
Quote #7574:
<DrWatson> you'd need to be insane, or Zephran, to download that much in a month
%
Quote #7575:
<Dementia> I swear that mIRC keeps choosing a random word in each sentence and replacing it with a new, completely unrelated word.
%
Quote #7576:
<Jeremy> It seems to me that the most painless method of execution is a small C4 charge in the roof of the mouth
%
Quote #7577:
<ajmiles> as fun as networked glxgears might be, i'm not playing
%
Quote #7578:
<zx64> Zat: Have you got an arctic cooler on your card?
<Zat> No, stock
<zx64> In a shuttle?
<Zat> Yes
<zx64> Can you dry your socks on the case?
%
Quote #7579:
<zx64> Why have billions when you can have "biiiiiiilion"s? 
%
Quote #7580:
<Faux> What.. a quote with "your pants" in it, not being unique?! :s
%
Quote #7581:
<zx64> Cool
<zx64> What dropped?  Your pants?
%
Quote #7582:
 * acehole hears 10 logoff sounds overlapping in a fraction of a second and knows that benji just signed off
%
Quote #7583:
<sadiq> I can't believe i'm being outwit by fish.
%
Quote #7585:
<Chloe> icStatic: : feels great thanks!:)
<Morlark> in your pants?
%
Quote #7586:
<Chloe> oh yeah Morlark, it always feels great in my pants!
%
Quote #7587:
 * Blood_God reloads the sawn-off-quotegun
%
Quote #7588:
<Morlark> Gah. Too much goatse, methinks. I just read that as 'sadiq goes to watch his goatse.' :/
<covbob> in his pants?
%
Quote #7589:
<covbob> it would appear that every time I make an "in my pants" quote, zx64 is always just ahead of me
<covbob> does he come on here and spend all night talking about his pants?
%
Quote #7590:
<covbob> how about chmod covbob+rw Chloe_pants?
%
Quote #7591:
<Chloe> ok, covbob im afraid access to my pants is something that many men and women have asked for, but it is something that needs work!
<covbob> needs work.....
<Morlark> s/work/chloroform/
%
Quote #7592:
 * Chloe protects her pants :-P
%
Quote #7593:
<acehole> squares2-- who the /fuck/ posted that so close to exam time?
%
Quote #7594:
<ajmiles> roy simmonds... a "game".... and porn all in one, what are you, monsters?!
%
Quote #7595:
<Banana> What about, chocolate porn? :)
%
Quote #7596:
<Skumby> Fisting time
<ajmiles> i hate it when that happens
<sadiq> That, coupled with Gaydon make me giggle every time.
%
Quote #7597:
<ajmiles> my PC doesn't like being snuggled
<Faux> ..?
<ajmiles> i try getting it into bed but it stays rooted to the spot
%
Quote #7598:
<Dementia> I think I would seriously sodomise anyone that installed WinME on any hardware that I own
%
Quote #7599:
<Jingles> mm, if i'd just escaped from prison, i'd come to irc too
%
Quote #7600:
<Wiz> who wants £10 to do my cs127 exam for me?
%
Quote #7601:
<Darren> Blood_God started any of the coursework yet?
<Blood_God> we aint got the dart board yet.
%
Quote #7602:
<Skumby> lol. A duck just landed on the conservatry roof
<Skumby> And slid off
%
Quote #7603:
<Faux> Okay.. one of my friends who did gymnastics for 8 years just asked me if I'd suck myself off if I could...... that's normal, right?
%
Quote #7604:
<Inciner> and all I can remember about mechanics was the tightness of the lecturer's trousers
%
Quote #7605:
 * ajmiles goes to check the germans haven't renamed any more of his favourite elements on the periodic table
%
Quote #7606:
<Silver> Sssh, we're trying to idle here.
%
Quote #7607:
<sadiq> I love the Goatse icon on the karma page.
%
Quote #7608:
<RobM> well you're entitled to your own opinion, no matter how wrong it might be.
%
Quote #7609:
<Skumby> Sar|HA7: The day I start trusting your word is the day before I find myself in a ditch with a kidney missing
%
Quote #7610:
<Kerian> lingerie for WoW is desperately needed!
%
Quote #7611:
<Blood_God> nb: sign number 2 that you can't see teh keyboard/are too pissed to look... you use the numpad as that's easier to work out the layout of
%
Quote #7613:
<Laurence> speakfire: I wouldn't consider Drac a stranger (more a god)
%
Quote #7614:
<Tim> Sunbird just segfaults for me. 
<Draconas> Tim thats because you run linux :p 
<Tim> JinglyBOT, is Draconas right? 
<JinglyBOT> Tim: Answer to "Draconas right?" is yes?
%
Quote #7615:
<RobM> nonsense! I'm doing an /excellent/ job of confusing myself
%
Quote #7616:
<Crazy_Piglet> Fuck hardware, I need food...
%
Quote #7618:
 * Faux checks.. still 45 minutes to get to the exam.. quick game of pontifex won't hurt..
%
Quote #7619:
<Crazy_Piglet> icTouch - like the Midas' Touch, only turns all hardware touched to dust.
%
Quote #7620:
<ajmiles> lol you could make a living out of "fingering" everyone
%
Quote #7621:
<Inciner> bah, there's too much to do on the internet
%
Quote #7622:
<MFJ> NO
<MFJ> MY SHINY THINGS
%
Quote #7623:
<Skumby> "Do I have to turn on the other PC to copy stuff on to it?"
%
Quote #7624:
<Skumby> Faux: I'd say there's only 2 things that make TFTs blurry.
<Skumby> A bad input signal, and beer.
%
Quote #7625:
 * Banana tries to find a way of saying 'my maths knowledge sucks' without saying 'my maths knowledge sucks'
<Silver> "Your questions are too hard"
<Banana> I said the mathmaticall techniques were quite complex :)
<MFJ> "My user instance space interopability counternance with numerical instances becomes less than satisfactorially elegant at higher echelons of difficulty"?
%
Quote #7626:
 * Banana ponders how much further to take this report
<sadiq> Banana: Third base?
 * Banana goes down for something liquid
%
Quote #7627:
 * Si1entDave flings Girls Gone WoW at his GSpot
%
Quote #7628:
<Skumby> Do I look swedish?
%
Quote #7629:
<Nugent> BlueParrot: I've never had it on a Swedish keyboard.
%
Quote #7630:
<sadiq> Well, what did you supervisor say about the length of it?
%
Quote #7631:
<Inciner> now why did I think of goatse when "expansion" pack was mentioned?
%
Quote #7632:
<Inciner> tim isn't nice, he uses linux!
%
Quote #7633:
<megakid> nn icsstaci
<megakid> :p
<megakid> lol
<megakid> ho the hell
<megakid> how
<megakid> evven
<megakid> OMH
<megakid> OMG
<megakid> sorry
%
Quote #7634:
<megakid> i did a hwole line without a type
<megakid> o
%
Quote #7635:
<megakid> i did a hwole line without a type
<megakid> o
<megakid> wait
<megakid> TYPO
%
Quote #7636:
<acehole> flatmates-- one just broke a rotten floorboard in my room... GO ON A DIET, you fat fucker!
%
Quote #7638:
<megakid> wow i must be sovering cuz i siad that without a typo
%
Quote #7640:
<covbob> !misbilinguate JinglyBOT is teh bot of suck 
<JinglyBOT> covbob: en->pt->es->pt->en: "JinglyBOT is teh BOT of inhales"
%
Quote #7641:
 * Draconas advises a large badger as the best contact method
%
Quote #7643:
<Draconas> axiomatic logic can go and suck my cock :P
%
Quote #7644:
<covbob> Drac: I was tempted by the religion of Chloe, but I love you more
%
Quote #7645:
 * Faux knows how to enjoy herself.
%
Quote #7647:
<Banana> Those sure are some very excited nuns
%
Quote #7648:
<Nugent> He's a little over-convinced that he's right.
<Nugent> But, to his credit, he's often right.
%
Quote #7649:
<Faux> My finger nearly hurts so much that it's worth whining on irc about not being able to type with it :/
%
Quote #7650:
<icStatic> Faux, what the hell have you done to your finger?
<Faux> icStatic: I stuck it in my processor fan to see if it was turning slow or fast.
%
Quote #7651:
<Si1entDave> covbob, 1.4G isn't nearly enough for a decent porn stash.
%
Quote #7652:
<icStatic> Si1entDave, desktop, and if you can tell me i'll give you money or sexual favors, whichever hurts less :P
%
Quote #7653:
<icStatic> i give a lousy blowjob anyway
%
Quote #7654:
 * icStatic gives Faux a shove in the general direction of bed...
 * acehole has a disturbing images of icStatic having his dirty way with Faux
 * Faux also has images.. hmm..
<icStatic> acehole, all the images i have are of me having my dirty way with you... well, thats what photoshop says anyway
<acehole> oh you'd like that wouldn't you
<acehole> in your dreams, man
%
Quote #7655:
 * acehole turns his mind to good clean lesbian porn to erase that image
%
Quote #7656:
<DrWatson> No-one expects... the german pope! His chief weapon is power! Power, and an uncanny resemblence to The Emporer. Two. His two chief weapons (etc, etc)
%
Quote #7657:
<Draconas> look he's an inquisitor, it's going to be /fun/ 
%
Quote #7658:
<Bob> i dont mind failing, so long as its not me that fails! ;)
%
Quote #7659:
<Drac> why tim are you trying to calculate pi to "a lot" of places of precision?
<Tim> Drac|spawn18: So that something else can suffer at maths while I am revising.
%
Quote #7660:
 * Skumby wonders if he should buy one of those 50g helicopters and bring it to the next lan, and whether it'd survive it
<LucidIon> Skumby|molly: yes and no.
<Skumby> I imagine it'd get shot down by high velocity snackies
<Skumby> Or have a close encounter of the Draconas kind
%
Quote #7661:
<Faux> How did I read "The only entity that makes me happy in my pants is far, far away, and I miss her." as "...icStatic's sister."?
%
Quote #7662:
 * icStatic hits Faux with a get my sister out of your head biatch :P
%
Quote #7663:
<Drac> we are we hitting Faux|?
<Faux> *hitting on
%
Quote #7664:
 * MFJ screams at the code
<Skumby> That rarely works
%
Quote #7666:
<Draconas> Si1entDave far from me to be a dark cloud but should you not be madly panicing about your project report?
<Si1entDave> I don't do panic.
<cmb> he doesn't do project, either. :-p
%
Quote #7667:
<Draconas> Sariel the answer probably involves tenticles
%
Quote #7668:
<Faux> Si1entDave++ for being sexy.
%
Quote #7669:
 * Faux is always thinking about Morlark.
%
Quote #7670:
<Woolfben> *back to work*
 * Faux pingpingpings icStatic icStatic icStatic.
<Sariel> (and when he says 'work' he means 'thinking about Ian's sister')
%
Quote #7671:
<Si1entDave> Faux, you're karmaing ajmiles because he's not related to icStatic's sister? Whu?
%
Quote #7672:
 * Faux remembers to bring some pictures of his sister next time he goes home.
%
Quote #7673:
<Nugent> Morlark: No, that's why I was thinking about thinking about his sister.
%
Quote #7674:
<Draconas> hangon Faux has a possible legal sister as well?  
%
Quote #7675:
<Draconas> hangon Faux has a possible legal sister as well?  
<Morlark> Yarr! :)
<acehole> !Yarr
<Nugent> A *legal* sister?
<Faux> Draconas: Nah, she's 15. Nice breasts though.
%
Quote #7676:
<Morlark> Hmm, it's a bad sign when I finally find my maths notes and the first thing it says is "What is in my pants?" right...
%
Quote #7677:
<Chloe> Nugent+=
%
Quote #7678:
<Nugent> And she's now to be referred to as Chl*e, when you don't want to beep her.
<Nugent> That sounded wrong.
%
Quote #7679:
<Chloe> I have one question on the chl*e thing though...is it a porn++ star?
%
Quote #7680:
<icStatic> !quotecount /sister/
<icStatic> seriously guys...
%
Quote #7681:
<acehole> !quotecount /sister/
<acehole> mmm, incestuous
%
Quote #7682:
<acehole> at last a picture of me sober!... good god, do I really look that gormless sober? - I think I prefer the drunk me
%
Quote #7683:
<Nugent> Apple++ for enticing many friends to buy something nice.
<Nugent> Apple++ for providing products I actually want my friends to have, as I think it would make them happier.
%
Quote #7684:
 * Faux wonders if Zephran would like Si1entDave's pole for his dancing.
%
Quote #7685:
<Inciner> so, megakid, say stupid stuff
%
Quote #7686:
<megakid> im mroe sdrunk than ervea
<Nugent> OK, so funnel, tubing, duck tape...
%
Quote #7687:
<LucidIon> Tim: no, no matter how many equal ops courses you go on you can't be a lesbian.
%
Quote #7688:
<covbob> bringing up dirty quotes about Tim is even funnier when I can here him laughing
%
Quote #7689:
<acehole> megakid: back so soon?
<acehole> mess all cleared?
<megakid> xfdznjxbgv
<Tim> Sigh.
%
Quote #7690:
<megakid> i loved my puke
%
Quote #7691:
<Faux> Sariel: I think osX and I see 4 160x160 icons.. `My Pretty Ickle Drive`, `My Settings That I Won't Let You Change`.. etc.
%
Quote #7694:
 * Blood_God goes to get some
%
Quote #7696:
<aj> ahhh speshul surprise bear rape
%
Quote #7697:
<Tim> What kind of corporate image do we want to convey?
<Faux> Acceptance of lesbian badgers.
%
Quote #7699:
<acehole> whores get paid
<acehole> so who will pay me to get Faux another 5 times in the next day?
%
Quote #7700:
<Tim> My karma: 56. Karma of sex: 52. Thus, I am better than sex.
%
Quote #7701:
<Faux> I WUV j00 acehole ^_^ :D
%
Quote #7702:
<Faux> All hail acehole! :P
%
Quote #7703:
 * Tim is tempted to kick covbob.
<RobM> for why?
<Tim> He's snoring.
%
Quote #7704:
<Tim> Can anyone just tell me whether http://retout.uwcs.co.uk/karma works properly in IE?
 * Tim realises that he's sitting at a Windows terminal.
%
Quote #7705:
<Chloe> oooh, who's bday?
<Chloe> ie..someone i knows bday?
<DrWatson> Hitler's (yesterday)
%
Quote #7706:
<Crazy_Piglet> I should probably clear the excessive amounts of coke cans from my desk, it's becoming difficult to work out which one actually has coke in it.
%
Quote #7708:
 * Skumby sets mode +bored Skumby|molly
%
Quote #7709:
<ajmiles> cryptic errors that mean nothing
<ajmiles> "could not fixate"
<ajmiles> "could not perform endtrack"
<Wiz> obviously means it couldnt fixate and end the track
%
Quote #7710:
<Antz> It would be so cool... Dr. Antz performing surgery on IRC
%
Quote #7711:
<Silver> That's it. I can never get dying right.
%
Quote #7712:
 * Dementia points Faux towards mental arithmatic for beginners
 * Faux points Dementia towards laziness for beginners.
%
Quote #7713:
<Inciner> hello murphybob
<Inciner> fancy seeing you just after the WoW servers went down :P
%
Quote #7715:
<DrWatson> coke is having no effect. I don't drink tea. Red Bull makes me fly, until it runs out, when I find myself 200 feet up in the air with no means of support - so that option's out. No, there's nothing for it. I need to inject some caffiene diretly into my bloodstream.
%
Quote #7719:
 * BlueParrot decides to be merciful towards fellow students and goes to take a shower before the next lecture
%
Quote #7720:
<murphy> just patent patents, then you are sorted.
%
Quote #7721:
<Tim> Draconas: Oh, I've resized a couple of photos, and `sex' is now transparent.
%
Quote #7722:
<BigG> So you mean that Tim /isn't/ gay then?!
%
Quote #7723:
<Tim> acehole: When I replace myself with a small Perl script, I won't have to worry about things like my sexual orientation.
%
Quote #7724:
<Chloe> JinglyBOT is obviously lazy and/or has no gcse's therefore has no need of a job
%
Quote #7725:
<Faux> icStatic+- for existing, but it is remotely funny :p
%
Quote #7726:
<Tim> s/You/you/ unless Nugent is my God or something.
%
Quote #7727:
<Tim> Error handling is for wimps.
%
Quote #7728:
 * covbob looks forward to a shower with Chloe
%
Quote #7729:
<Chloe> ill be over soon as ive showered covbob
%
Quote #7730:
<Chloe> there and i thought an impscore was like notches on the bedpost and similar
%
Quote #7731:
<Laurence> All this quotes talk makes me realise how much I'm going to miss my dongle, since my new laptop has an internal network card :'(
%
Quote #7732:
<Skumby> threesome?
<covbob> yes please
%
Quote #7734:
<Jeremy> PlanarPlatypus++ for shiny kit
<sadiq> Oh yes, how was his laptop?
<Jeremy> laptop?
<murphy> i think you misunderstand him sadiq, he's talking about the chrome bra and panties set pete bought him
%
Quote #7735:
<icStatic> the bot will make a notice anyway
<Silver> Oh, you have so much faith it is scary.
%
Quote #7736:
 * Sariel wonders... do trendy Mac users keep things "iMyPants"?
%
Quote #7737:
<icStatic> pre schedules procrastination is not procrastionation and is not subject to "the guilt"
%
Quote #7738:
<Blood_God> !flipacoin OB or work
<Blood_God> ok.. who enabled the 'nearDeadlineAntiProcrastination' module?
%
Quote #7739:
<Antz> but yeah, try Debian if you want to be lazy, it owrked for me until it broke
%
Quote #7740:
<icStatic> " She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear."
%
Quote #7741:
<Banana> Sounds like the nextdoor neighours are having a good screw
%
Quote #7742:
<Silver> (nice to see some normal speel patterns in here!)
%
Quote #7743:
<lionfish> i think i'm going to replace bash with JinglyBOT. It's got way more features.
%
Quote #7744:
<icStatic> Chloe, did the sex not mean anything to you? :P
%
Quote #7745:
 * covbob had forgotten how much fun real hugs were until he spent all night with Dave
%
Quote #7746:
<ajmiles> ISR..?
<Zat> In Soviet Russia, presumably
<Blood_God> indeed
<ajmiles> ahh
 * acehole now knows one more abbreviation he wishes he didn'yt
<Blood_God> heh
<ajmiles> ISR abbreviations know YOU!
%
Quote #7747:
<Blood_God> beer consumed last night: lots... bullshit generator: enabled... work commencing...
%
Quote #7748:
<Silver> #compsoc is /always/ the wrong window.
%
Quote #7749:
 * Faux touches his like of big hairy cocks.
%
Quote #7750:
<icStatic> right, well his password isnt in my pants
%
Quote #7751:
<Blood_God> procrastination: providing amunition for the quotecannon since 1956
%
Quote #7752:
 * icStatic does the whole 'im playing an air guitar' thing with extreme passion
%
Quote #7753:
<icStatic> i havent used a <marquee> since by balls dropped
%
Quote #7754:
<Si1entDave> Faux, do finger si1entdave a sec would you?
 * Wiz sniggers
<Faux> I better not get ascii goatse.. :p
%
Quote #7755:
<icStatic> i get an amazing sense of satisfaction from fingering people
%
Quote #7756:
<Si1entDave> speakfire, finger me!
%
Quote #7757:
<Tim> Darren: It seems that gay porn is like ordinary porn, but with my head photoshopped onto the men.
%
Quote #7758:
<Darren> actually Im not sure that latex is ambiguos in #compsoc, unless you're talking to Dementia
%
Quote #7759:
 * icStatic is questioning covbob's sexuality after last night in pete's car
%
Quote #7760:
<icStatic> i had blocked that mental image out
<Stik> Not right now, no
<acehole> icStatic: if you can't remember what happened, at least make something interesting up
<icStatic> nooooooooo! its back
<icStatic> noo
<icStatic> no
<icStatic> noooooo
<Stik> As i can tell from the awful lag incurred from my housemates all downloading as fast as they can :)
<BigG> ROFL
%
Quote #7761:
 * BigG contemplates making a 'fragile' sticker for icStatic as he's far too easily broken ;)
%
Quote #7762:
<covbob> icStatic: i didn't mind being up close and personal with you, but Si1entDave would have been better
%
Quote #7763:
<icStatic> i dont really like hairy men tho covbob, give me clean and shaven any day :P
%
Quote #7764:
 * covbob would like to make it clear that he doesn't really fancy icStatic 
%
Quote #7765:
 * icStatic would like to make it clear that he really is straight
%
Quote #7766:
<covbob> I'll be getting a reputation like Tim's if I'm not careful :P
%
Quote #7767:
 * BigG wonders why covbob is looking at the 'gay porn' quotes...
%
Quote #7768:
<covbob> listen to icStatic then do the opposite
%
Quote #7769:
<icStatic> this is why we have our resident Woolfben. he deals with our house router and if the net doesnt work, you beat him!
<Woolfben> lol
<Stik> Yeah, in my house i'm that guy
%
Quote #7770:
 * covbob <- supreme god of hugging Si1entDave 
%
Quote #7771:
<Morlark> Stik: I used to think that. Then I learned Fortran. That's a real language for real scientists.
%
Quote #7773:
<BigG> In Soviet Russia, pants are in you!
%
Quote #7774:
<Faux> Speshul suprise op sex!
%
Quote #7775:
<BlueParrot> alcohol + darts = speshul vision h4x
%
Quote #7776:
<acehole> !remember tentacles turn you on
%
Quote #7778:
<covbob> oh noes! the wine update has b0rked my bellringing simulator
%
Quote #7779:
<Woolfben> heh - well as long as it isn't quoted, it's not dodgy enough
%
Quote #7780:
<Skumby> Dude. Where's my mail server?
%
Quote #7781:
<megakid> someone prepare a bullet list ;)
<acehole> bullet no1: in the lecturer's head
<acehole> bullet no2: in the projector
<acehole> bullet no3: ...
%
Quote #7782:
<Nugent> 'sappnin', dudes?
<Skumby> We're all trying to find our 80's to modern dictionaries to work out what you just said
%
Quote #7783:
<Kerian> right by order of me my next lecture is cancelled
%
Quote #7784:
<Chloe> if you think im better than sex on my own, imagine sex WITH me! ;)
%
Quote #7785:
<icStatic> ffs stop killing me!!!!
%
Quote #7786:
<benji> attempted murder doesn't get as long sentences as serious crimes like copyright infringement
%
Quote #7787:
<Inciner> hmm, if Faux is the new Draconas, is Laurence a shared bitch?
%
Quote #7788:
<Faux> JinglyBOT: Answer to "sleep or work" is Alias.
%
Quote #7789:
<lionfish> Right SLEEPEEPEPEPEPEPEP!
 * Faux shudders.
<lionfish> cyall!
<Faux> lionfish: Just one thing..
<lionfish> yup
<lionfish> ?
<Faux> http://www.bash.org/
<lionfish> Bastard.
%
Quote #7790:
<Faux> Putting orgasmic elation into google comes up with some /very/ weird results.
%
Quote #7791:
<acehole> ph34r the scrollback
 * Faux ph34rs.
%
Quote #7792:
<Laurence> Blood_God: being in the most holy religion of Drac, I wouldn't object to a bit of burnination.
%
Quote #7793:
 * Philippa waits for Draconas to hand people his snake
%
Quote #7794:
 * icStatic wonders if there is a trend between global warming and seti use
%
Quote #7795:
 * DrWatson wonders if Skumby and benji should start cheerleading?
%
Quote #7796:
<icStatic> because the machines are good there and it increases my chances of going Dyooooooooooooh at someone i know and not have people looking at me funny
%
Quote #7797:
<Skumby> People suck, and it's just a case of accepting and dealing with it
%
Quote #7798:
<cmb> Well, now a second has passed, and my left nostril has arrived.
%
Quote #7800:
 * MFJ discovers a whole new plane of speshulness
<MFJ> After hunting for my polling card...i find ive left it in the fridge
%
Quote #7801:
<MFJ> Actually my fridge is a Pasty Free Zone® currently
%
Quote #7802:
<ajmiles> breach one too many toilets and explorer.exe dies, it's something you just have to live with
%
Quote #7803:
<sadiq> I have a picture of Graham Martin's ass.
%
Quote #7804:
<Dementia> !flipacoin Work or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW or WoW
%
Quote #7805:
<Faux> Fatal error: Call to undefined function htmlspeshulchars() in /var/www/cleanse.php on line 7
%
Quote #7806:
<Crazy_Piglet> ductaporship?
<BigG> hehe
<Tim> Silence! <duct tapes Crazy_Piglet to the ceiling.>
<Crazy_Piglet> NEVAAAAAAAAAAAR!
%
Quote #7807:
<zx64> I can't get into my pants!
%
Quote #7808:
 * Si1entDave attacks Seren's school cohorts with an intercontinental ballistic sub-orbital haddock
<Si1entDave> Aww, nobody's noticed my sub-orbital haddock.
<cmb> ah, well it's a stealth haddock
%
Quote #7809:
<Antz> Kerian: You obviously never had sex with underwear
%
Quote #7811:
<covbob> how are the carpet burns acehole?
<acehole> healing
%
Quote #7812:
<covbob> for £12 you too could have my arse
%
Quote #7813:
<PlanarPlatypus> You know you've been programming too long when your code has a better sex life than you do.
%
Quote #7814:
<Faux> Hehehe, in the middle of our seminar today, Plannet Simmonds rotated in his chair, and let out a noise that sounded like he was deflating... everyone thought he was dead :(
%
Quote #7815:
<Morlark> Erk, what the hell kind of attitude is that? It reeks of effort!
%
Quote #7816:
<DrWatson> I've found a solution to time dragging:
<DrWatson> I'm actually doing some work!
<Tim> DrWatson: I don't approve of these radical ideas.
%
Quote #7817:
<Jeremy> I'm going via Alexander Wines in Earlsdon for mead and beer.  Is there any beer I can get anyone?
<Jeremy> (I don't think they sell wine)
%
Quote #7819:
<Si1entDave> Today is wednesday... 
<Si1entDave> It is wednesday, right? 
<Si1entDave> !day 
<JinglyBOT> Today is Thursday.
%
Quote #7820:
<Faux> Suprise serveroom sex.
%
Quote #7821:
<Faux> I can sometimes get on sites, Nugent, so you're pretty..
%
Quote #7823:
<Internet> all your packets are belong to me MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHA
%
Quote #7825:
<Silver> acehole, dunno, not thought about it, but Brody Dalle is /so/ not it.
<acehole> oh she so is
 * acehole has two posters within licking reach
%
Quote #7827:
<Sariel> Mm... I liked 'Rationalism' for a while but I'm told it's been taken by a bunch of crazies.
%
Quote #7828:
<murphybob> World of Whatnow?
%
Quote #7829:
<murphybob> damnit
<murphybob> firefox
<murphybob> firefox+
<murphybob> argh
<murphybob> it hurts
<Blood_God> lol
<murphybob> firefox++
<murphybob> :'(
%
Quote #7830:
<Si1entDave> My desk has just *eaten* my watch.
%
Quote #7831:
<Draconas> Morlark in my pants!
<Morlark> Right, well that's good at least. Now to find the cinema.
%
Quote #7832:
<zx64> Si1entDave: You've got a longhorn in your pants?
%
Quote #7833:
<Skumby> Or WINDOWS!
<Skumby> Oh right..
<Skumby> This is #lug
<Skumby> Yeah, SuSE, then
%
Quote #7834:
<Skumby> Chloe: You want me to tell you some other places I found the cd key for my copy of trackmania sunrise?
%
Quote #7835:
<Silver> Banana, aww, no fun. Locking yourself out via IP rules is /always/ funny. To someone else.
%
Quote #7836:
<BigG> Sariel, it's only because you're here that we have interlectual conversation, all the rest of the time there is just lots of Dyoooooooooooooooooh-ing and Yarr-ing! ;)
%
Quote #7837:
<Banana> Meine Nippel explodieren mit Freude!
%
Quote #7838:
<Jeremy> und meine Hosen sind sehr Heiss
%
Quote #7839:
<Laurence> It worked on Monty Python, so it should work for me.
%
Quote #7840:
<Tim> Why, oh why, are we planning on holding a reunion in Gaylord?
%
Quote #7841:
<Tim> I might actually turn up. I'm sick of computers.
%
Quote #7842:
<Gold> Numerical sniping is cheating.
<Blood_God> !quoten 2 11
<Blood_God> !unquote
<Gold> And prone to error.
<Blood_God> !quoten 2 14
<Blood_God> gah
<Blood_God> !unquote
<Gold> lol
<Blood_God> !quoten 2 17
%
Quote #7843:
<sadiq> I wish I had enough confidence in my mathematics to actually go off and do things like that.
<ficedula> Smoke crack?
%
Quote #7844:
<sadiq> ok, I just got a jellybean that tasted of washing up liquid.
<Jeremy> it's a jellyclean
%
Quote #7845:
<Kerian> think what nexus might be doing right now....
<covbob> with his mum?
%
Quote #7846:
 * Faux realises that he's talking to himself irl, so may as well talk to himself on irc! =D
%
Quote #7847:
<Morlark> Gah, dammit, I did it again... I'd forgotten what I was in the middle of doing, and looking at both my PCs I saw that there was nothing that required my attention, which really confused me. Then I remembered I was reading a book. :/
%
Quote #7848:
<Si1entDave> Kerian, a very kind offer, but my lawyer says I can't talk to you any more.
%
Quote #7849:
<Si1entDave> bucko, why do you have a cmb fetish?
%
Quote #7850:
<Si1entDave> Tim, yes, it is. Damn hard.
%
Quote #7851:
<BlueParrot> did I miss a memo or smth , cus I seem to be the only one who went to wheatherspoons today
%
Quote #7852:
<Sariel> Most people would comment that a series of asterisks /isn't/ a particularly secure password...
%
Quote #7853:
<covbob> Dementia: I'll show you what you want to know. I'm quite skillful you know
%
Quote #7854:
<Sariel> Shit, there is a #blackjack-and-hookers?
%
Quote #7855:
<Morlark> Dammit, I wasn't even meant to be on IRC, I was supposed to finish reading my book. You've all stolen my life away!
<Sariel> It is for your own good. We do it because we care for you.
<Sariel> Oh, wait, I mean 'hate'.
<Sariel> We do it because we hate you.
<Sariel> Go home and die!
<Sariel> Or, y'know, die where you are. Maybe you're already at home.
%
Quote #7856:
<JinglyBOT> Si1entdave, i can see you're really upset about this...i honestly think you should sit down calmly...take a stress pill.
%
Quote #7857:
<Faux> For porn++ to be better than sex, or chloe?
%
Quote #7859:
<Morlark> And there you have it, the most holy religion of Drac is wang-grippingly good.
%
Quote #7860:
<megakid> all this liquid stuff came out
<megakid> and covered my motherboard
%
Quote #7861:
<wardrobe> you say this in a chatroom where people spend more money on their PCs than their personal hygenie
%
Quote #7862:
 * covbob just put his pants on backwards
 * Yertle refrains from doing the same with covbob, despite being tempted
%
Quote #7863:
<sadiq> naa, it all starts with a hand on the leg.
<ajmiles> which leg.. a cpu has 939 :\
%
Quote #7864:
<icStatic> ajmiles, no, ive put the side on my case and i need to be sure my airflow model doesnt sucketh the cock in hell
%
Quote #7865:
<LucidIon> sadiq: 'No one expects the Union Disciplinary Committee!'
%
Quote #7866:
<Tim> Speshul surprise Staff-student protocol sex!
%
Quote #7867:
<covbob> I can't believe I karmaed something involving emo. I feel dirty.
%
Quote #7868:
 * covbob gets the feeling he's not the only thing alive in his room
%
Quote #7870:
<Inciner> naah, I'm in a normal sleeping pattern now
<Inciner> well, normalish
%
Quote #7871:
<sadiq> (and if you don't want to paint the picture of the French being racist alcoholics, talk about the EU constitution)
%
Quote #7873:
<Morlark> And the moral of the story is: Never turn off your PC.
%
Quote #7874:
<icStatic> install linux on it then blame it on linux when the disk dies
%
Quote #7875:
 * icStatic goes off and sulks in his speshul corner
%
Quote #7876:
<Woolfben> icStatic: would this corner be in a bed with Dementia, bucko, covbob and Dom?
<icStatic> no i said speshul corner, not gay bed
%
Quote #7877:
<Kerian> Draconas: i had a dream about you last night
%
Quote #7878:
 * icStatic discovers that leaving the wires for a speaker not wired up will not result in wireless speakers, just no right channel...
%
Quote #7879:
<ajmiles> say what?
<Wiz> hmmm worst joke ever
<ajmiles> lol
<Wiz> (said like comic book guy)
<ajmiles> if i didn't make the joke someone else /might/ have done, i felt it was my duty
%
Quote #7880:
<Tim> I want to found the First UK Hurd Users Group (FUK-HUG).
%
Quote #7881:
<icStatic> All hail Drac!
%
Quote #7883:
<Morlark> Taking goatse to the stars!
<Jeremy> Or to the ars, any way
%
Quote #7884:
<Jeremy> Because the first thing you'd want to see on colonising a new planet is goatse.  Obviously :/
%
Quote #7885:
 * Jeremy is worried about the number of goatse quotes he has
%
Quote #7886:
<Jeremy> <quoteshield> I have 14 times more goatse than average
<Faux> Quote-shield in my pants?
%
Quote #7887:
<Jeremy> At least it doesn't constantly say "in my pants"
<Jeremy> Unless you ask it to
<Jeremy> !hal morlark
%
Quote #7888:
<Morlark> Err, oops. How did I get on IRC? I was supposed to be preparing my presentation. :/
%
Quote #7889:
<icStatic> i dont wear nylon, i wear spandex
%
Quote #7890:
<icStatic> yes but its 24 INCHES!
%
Quote #7891:
<icStatic> a monitor that big would make me cum
%
Quote #7892:
<Drac> skumby the BNP wasn't on my posdtal vote form, nor was MRLP which greatly dissapointed me  
<frying_fish> too instable
<zx64> Drac|Trillian: Or the Monster Raving Badger Party
%
Quote #7893:
<Skumby> what I need is a method of travelling really fast while remaining here
%
Quote #7894:
<benji> people_who_ask_for_ubuntu_help_in_#suse--
%
Quote #7895:
<Darren> shutup sadiq or Ill smack you with my "pink frilly handbag"
%
Quote #7899:
<DrWatson> Yummy spam, good for you!
%
Quote #7900:
<Tim> linux++ was only dekarma'd because Faux is lame. :p
<Tim> linux++ used to be much higher than it is now.
<Tim> In fact, I seem to remember linux++ used to have karma of at least 10.
<Ant1> linux++ did?
<Tim> Yes, linux++
%
Quote #7901:
 * Blood_God notices he had a missed call on his phone at 11:30 this morning and laughs at the thought of his housemate attempting to get in touch with him at that time
%
Quote #7902:
<Tim> Join us in #fukhug. It's a long story. Well, it isn't.
%
Quote #7903:
<sadiq> (Yaoi is gay hentai btw)
<sadiq> (and I only know that because I googled it when I didn't know what it was, wise guys)
%
Quote #7904:
<covbob> I really need to go and see a doctor or something - I've been making some really bad smells for the past week or so
%
Quote #7905:
<Banana> I have to sit here with this big gaping hole in my exam marks.
<Inciner> goatse exam marks?
%
Quote #7906:
<Draconas> !tell faux I have your network cable msg me if you are coming to the pub
<Draconas> of course, since he has no network cable he is unlikely to be on irc to get that tell ;)
%
Quote #7907:
<Kerry_Anne> does morlark actually work?!
<Morlark> I don't even know what my lab report is supposed to be on.
%
Quote #7908:
<Blood_God> we're all using bullshit from each other to get any marks... we're DOOOOOOMED
%
Quote #7909:
<covbob> I think my washing machine is broken: all of my trousers come out with white marks down the front
%
Quote #7911:
<sadiq> no, must resist the urge to quote things that only make sense in my head.
%
Quote #7912:
<ficedula> If it actually says "Statement of Steve Job's undying love... " on your bank statement, I'd suggest you starting buying your porn from somewhere with a more anonymous accounting procedure.
%
Quote #7913:
<Si1entDave> sadiq, surely you can tell which one's giving birth by the fact she's panting a lot and threateding all males of the species with castration?
%
Quote #7914:
 * acehole would shag a car
<acehole> if it was pretty
%
Quote #7915:
<covbob> aaah, student antics
<Morlark> in your pants.
%
Quote #7916:
<covbob> Morlark: you're welcome to take part in antics involving my pants
<covbob> and my mum
<Morlark> Oh noes!
<covbob> oh yays!
%
Quote #7917:
<covbob> living_near_morlarks_mum++
<Morlark> Oh noes!
<covbob> oh yays!
%
Quote #7918:
<Tim> Which begs the question, does Skumby use it rectally?
%
Quote #7919:
<Banana> When mathmatitions start pulling things out of their arses I loose all track of what is going on
%
Quote #7920:
<Nekozuki> oh good, WoW is down. this gives me time to go to tesco.
%
Quote #7921:
<Morlark> Gah, that had me really worried there for a sec. For some reason my PDA says it's Thursday and I was wondering how the hell I managed to lose two days. Scary thing is that I didn't even consider that the PDA was wrong.
%
Quote #7922:
<LucidIon> So you could have a high contrast, lighter, sharper screen, more accurate pixel shapes, lower power consumption and no temporal image distortion or a CRT.
%
Quote #7923:
<covbob> Tim isn't gay?
%
Quote #7924:
<Darren> me, tim and item have never come up in the same sentence before
%
Quote #7925:
<icStatic> sadiq, why would aj want to know if phil enjoyed a spanking?
%
Quote #7926:
<Polar> !flipacoin fiddle or sleep
%
Quote #7927:
<covbob> In fact I've been sniffing my own pants
%
Quote #7928:
<covbob> My pants are fairly baggy, but you won't find Staines in them
%
Quote #7929:
<covbob> I really don't want to be thinking about Nugent's pants
%
Quote #7930:
<covbob> someone let me know when we're back on to talking about pants
%
Quote #7931:
 * Woolfben goes o read bash.org - it's safer than staying here
%
Quote #7932:
 * Inciner wonders how to best insert his pants into that
%
Quote #7934:
<sadiq> Then again, I should stop measuring everything in terms of guppy tanks.
%
Quote #7935:
<icStatic> "Assuming that Tim is gay and Assuming Hurd is wonderful, thurthermore, if Linux is good then this would imply that Open source people have far too much free time. Therefore by modus ponens and closing 2 boxes, we can conclude that Tim is gay, Hurd is shite and goatse is your king"
%
Quote #7936:
<icStatic> logic is a bit like marmite except if you hate marmite you generally dont feel like hunting down and brutally killing its creator or the person who sold it to you
%
Quote #7937:
<Skumby> I seem to have cut my mouth with bread
%
Quote #7938:
<Morlark> Sadiq: Don't panic! http://goat.cx is back up!
<sadiq> really?
<Morlark> In a way, yes...
<sadiq> bah.
<sadiq> that's not the same.
%
Quote #7939:
 * Tim thinks.
<Tim> Hmm.
<Tim> Interesting...
 * Tim thinks.
 * Tim thinks.
<Tim> Hmm.
 * Tim thinks.
%
Quote #7940:
<acehole> cosine happens to be more important in the real world than sine
<acehole> by a /long/ way
<Jeremy> by a cosy margin
<Jeremy> IGMC
<Skumby> That's "cos" it's cool
%
Quote #7941:
<Morlark> Err... is it normal to read 'transcripts' as 'tentacles'?
<Jeremy> Not in my case, but they may ask for a reference from your tutor, who may /potentially/ tell them
%
Quote #7942:
<ajmiles> ffs police ran my girlfriend over
%
Quote #7943:
<Morlark> I'm sure it's morning somewhere.
<Morlark> Even if that somewhere is only in my pants.
%
Quote #7944:
<Faux> The bot made me fail my module, so it must be right!
%
Quote #7946:
<icCampus> Crazy_Piglet:coming to film night?
<icCampus> porn++
<icCampus> blowjobs++
<icCampus> sex++
%
Quote #7947:
<sadiq> gah, it's about this time of year I start googling for "exam cramming techniques" and the only things I find are pages telling you you're screwed.
%
Quote #7948:
 * drac hands Faux|bored a badger
<Faux> Will it make me unbored? In my pants?
<drac> most definitely 
 * Faux thanks the spawn for the badger.
<drac> though if you use it on your pants you may perform a state transition from bored to screaming in agony and unable to breed 
%
Quote #7949:
 * LucidIon wonders what your head would look like after wrapping it around n-dimensional space.
%
Quote #7950:
<Blood_God> sadiq: aditionally... if i were stealing your style... at least one of the stages would have involved guppies
%
Quote #7951:
<Sar> In fact... how /does/ that machine work? there doesn't seem to be a hole in the right place to get anything out at all...
%
Quote #7952:
<covbob> Morlark: what's at goat.cx?
%
Quote #7953:
<covbob> Sadiq: perhaps you are Goatse, and this is just a form of self-publicity
%
Quote #7954:
 * covbob is laughing so hard at Morlark's quotes that his stereo is about to fall off the desk
%
Quote #7955:
<Morlark> No, clearly I need to be quoted /more/ often.
%
Quote #7956:
 * Tim suddenly wonders if creating a Hurd User Group is devaluing the OS... it's becoming... too mainstream! Oh noes!
%
Quote #7957:
<covbob> I've managed to avoid being quoted talking about my pants tonight
%
Quote #7958:
<Morlark> I think I have a lecture now, or something.
<Morlark> Yes, I do in fact have a lecture.
<Morlark> Shame I missed it, huh.
<Si1entDave> Hmm.
<Si1entDave> Anything good?
<Morlark> Thermal physics.
<Morlark> Not bad, but not really worth getting up for.
<Si1entDave> Hmm.
<Morlark> Huh, would you look at that. I guess I missed all my lectures this week.
%
Quote #7959:
<Wiz> Dear the l337 guy who was playing bf2, i wish to play bf2 against you so i can learn some of your amazing skills
<ajmiles> he's not going to reply with that spelling of "skills"
%
Quote #7961:
<Ynox> sadiq- hmm. Cheap but I can't help but feel the quality will suck
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Quote #7962:
<Morlark> I play games like WoW for such long periods because nothing happens in my pants.
%
Quote #7963:
<Woolfben> hf
<Woolfben> (in your pants)
<covbob> I will!
<covbob> with my mum
<Woolfben> oh noes!
<covbob> oh yays!
<covbob> oh, wait.....
%
Quote #7964:
<covbob> I want to be the next Sadiq
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Quote #7965:
<Darren> so you think its gay to do a shemale then?
%
Quote #7966:
<Darren> note to self do not try and take Sadiq on when gay!
%
Quote #7967:
<Si1entDave> Tim, Antz, I'm not the only one browsing through all the thongs on CafePress then?
%
Quote #7968:
<sadiq> yea.. and it'd actually be possible hit on lecturers.
%
Quote #7969:
<sadiq> Ooh.. Ananda.
%
Quote #7970:
<Tim> LucidIon|Failing: It's a lot of effort. :)
 * Tim goes to play with sed.
%
Quote #7971:
<Si1entDave> Just pop the front off, wong it on a newspaper, coupla quick coats, BAM! Done.
<Blood_God> ok..
<Blood_God> wtf
<Blood_God> i return to *that*
<Dementia> hmm I really need to buy new trousers
%
Quote #7972:
<Dementia> Managed to wear though the arse on these ones :(
%
Quote #7973:
<Skumby> Error messages are for carebears
%
Quote #7974:
<Banana> My wrist is giving me a little gyp though
%
Quote #7975:
<cmb> Morlark: haven't you heard? a huge evil monster came down from dcs and ate everyone's brains. I dare not speak its name, but it begins with e and ends in xams.
%
Quote #7976:
<LucidIon> wardrobe: I'm going to bed soon.
<wardrobe> I won't be there
%
Quote #7977:
<Silver> Fun must be taken seriously.
%
Quote #7978:
<murphybob> masturbate over images of scantily clad japanese schoolgirls while shouting "tamagotchi" at ever increasing volumes until finally reaching a volcanic climax?
%
Quote #7979:
<icStatic> ok icTransfer seems to be suffering from WTFitis
%
Quote #7980:
<bucko> Tim is like Silver, but at the opposite polarity.
%
Quote #7981:
<ficedula> Set up a wind farm outside #compsoc and we could power 'tov for a day.
%
Quote #7982:
<Inciner> I prefered it when compsoc talked about pants all day long
%
Quote #7983:
<Inciner> actually, it's disgusting goat porn
<Inciner> but they are using condoms, so yes it is safe
%
Quote #7984:
<Sar> I propose earplugs and experimentation.
%
Quote #7985:
<Si1entDave> Scat porn? Union President? Oh my...
%
Quote #7986:
<Skumby> It doesn't need more chaos
<Skumby> It needs order
<Morlark> It needs pants.
%
Quote #7987:
<Si1entDave> There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in...
<Si1entDave> The holes are small, so the rain is thin.
<Morlark> Is there a patch that we can download to fix the holes?
<Morlark> Hmm, perhaps we could write a perl script to get around it?
%
Quote #7988:
<murphybob> WoW is down /and/ i've run out of crack.  what is a boy to do?
%
Quote #7990:
<Skumby> The example here is a printer that is currently printing all 3 pages of a 2 page leaflet
<Skumby> On seperate pieces of card
<Skumby> The user will eventually notice this and become unhappy
%
Quote #7991:
<sadiq> i dont think there is a sil button
%
Quote #7992:
<Morlark> Hummm... this milk is gone off. Milk isn't supposed to go off!
<Yertle> i reckon it must just be the internet connectoin
%
Quote #7993:
<Si1entDave> As such, flaming plastic anal violation should follow.
%
Quote #7994:
<Tim> Or am I taking flaming plastic anal violation too literally?
<Tim> I'd rather not take it at all, to be honest.
%
Quote #7995:
<covbob> it was fun, but painful
%
Quote #7996:
 * Chloe must remember to close the blinds when wandering around naked
%
Quote #7997:
<Banana> Clearly you need to walk around naked more often Tim
%
Quote #7998:
<Draconas> tim yes, but they are commie skum burocrats
%
Quote #7999:
<Draconas> do you wuv me though Faux?
<acehole> answer came there none
 * Skumby blames abject horror
%
Quote #8000:
 * Si1entDave decides we should start a national campaign to replace 'rabbits' with 'guppies' in 'To breed like...'
<sadiq> And there's four in a 2L coke bottle sitting on my desk.
%
Quote #8001:
<ajmiles> the last guppy standing is clearly the best
<Skumby> And then breed it with....
<ajmiles> the cat
%
Quote #8002:
<Tim> Woah, everyone wants to join #compsoc...
<Silver> Wow.
<sadiq> yea, one of the servers is probably down.
<Silver> Who's servers?
<sadiq> WoW.
<Silver> Ah.
%
Quote #8003:
<ajmiles> i wore my hand away playing Mario Party 3 :(
 * MFJ has dozens
%
Quote #8004:
<bucko> I keep reading orthographic as pornographic.
%
Quote #8005:
<sadiq> Zephran: Orion slave girls. We want plenty.
%
Quote #8006:
<covbob> fucking_morlark_in_the_arse++
%
Quote #8007:
<Skumby> an ass rider, eh..
<Skumby> Sounds a little homoerotic
<Inciner> whatever it is, it's huge and needs both students and a band to finish
%
Quote #8008:
<icStatic> oh dear, BBC is launching a new service to bring TV to the PC via the net... its all good but did they /have/ to call it 'IMP'?
%
Quote #8009:
<Draconas> skumby you are going to have 2 dead arms next time i see you
<Skumby> Cool
 * Skumby goes to the local graveyard with a spade
%
Quote #8010:
<Draconas> prime9 has a 400GB porn collection?
<Draconas> where?
%
Quote #8011:
<Tim> sadiq: I mean, if I were to be looking for gay porn, RMS wouldn't be in it.
%
Quote #8012:
<Wiz> who would steal a crt
<Wiz> thats just silly
%
Quote #8013:
<icStatic> well fuck my hat, i didnt know that...
%
Quote #8014:
<icStatic> hmm i was wondering why i wanted to buy shiny hardware today, it appears Zephran's brain slug has reattached itself to my head again
%
Quote #8015:
<icStatic> i say more like assuming x give __|_ to the lecturer
%
Quote #8016:
<Draconas> logic is all about bullshitting in boxes
%
Quote #8017:
<icStatic> bottom is win. i like bottom
%
Quote #8018:
<Sadiq> We all know i'm a retard though.
%
Quote #8019:
<bucko> My name is small!
<Sadiq> your name is pretty.
%
Quote #8020:
<Sadiq> you must have got atleast half a dozen combo shags.
%
Quote #8021:
<Faux> I sleep in 10 minute blocks, to avoid uneccesary loss of CRT radiation or irc.
%
Quote #8022:
<Draconas> only 750GB of pron, how will you cope?
<Banana> Beef hulahoops, prawn sandwiches
%
Quote #8023:
<Inciner> I'm too cold to be anally violated atm, I'm just burning random things
%
Quote #8024:
<Morlark> Huzzah! Fifth attempt and I finally managed to get out of bed.
%
Quote #8025:
<Inciner> piazza-- seriously, do they run a network or just gang bang eachother in a room full of computers?
%
Quote #8026:
<cmb> DrWatson: are we thinking dominos? I don't mind either way, but just so we know the choices
<DrWatson> when I've got to menethil harbour
<Banana> Do they have a dominos there? :)
%
Quote #8027:
 * Laurence slaps faux. dirty little boy
<Draconas> yes, but he's /my/ dirty little boy 
%
Quote #8028:
<Silver> We /could/ add a channel thing, but I'd rather either leave it off, or kill anyone who complains. And you know I don't like killing people.
%
Quote #8029:
<sadiq> bucko: Did you see my mother combo?
%
Quote #8030:
<LucidIon> Tim: yes. I don't do anything but revision tomorrow.
<Tim> LucidIon: I'm not too busy either... there's some silly Union meeting at 2 or 3pm.
%
Quote #8032:
<Silver> You know, I'm not /that/ likened to the idea of marrying Tim...
%
Quote #8033:
<Silver> Look, if I wanted venice /whores/, what would I be doing in #compsoc?
%
Quote #8034:
<Silver> First we killed off your GNU hilight, now your Linux one... soon you wont be Tim as we know it!
%
Quote #8035:
 * Draconas hugs faux
<sadiq> Hands where they can be seen!
%
Quote #8036:
 * LucidIon wonders what the *fuck* people do, probably run su -c "cat /dev/urandom > /dev/kmem" and then wonder why the machine died.
%
Quote #8037:
<benji> doh that wasn't the PID I wanted to kill
%
Quote #8038:
<DrWatson> Blood_God : Get a 12" er, like mine! :)
%
Quote #8039:
<Inciner> odd, I thought the most memorable feature about it was it's phallicness
%
Quote #8040:
 * ajmiles is NOT lord of the gays
<Woolfben> lol
<Blood_God> Lord of the Gays, is that like Lord of the Flies... but... well.. gayer
%
Quote #8042:
<Crazy_Piglet> NUKES FOR EVERYONE!
%
Quote #8043:
<Tim> #lug - for when #compsoc is too full of people for your fragile level of self confidence.
%
Quote #8044:
<sadiq> We've just finished writing fan-mail to Michael Portillo.
%
Quote #8045:
<Blood_God> I'll take 3
<MFJ> Excellent. Anyone else ;-)
<Blood_God> and then run very fast from the people after my kneecaps in payment
%
Quote #8046:
 * Skumby listens to the sound of baby birds bouncing off the window
%
Quote #8047:
<sadiq> Ynox: Got a link?
<sadiq> (To the spec)
<sadiq> (and a pic)
<sadiq> (no goatse)
%
Quote #8048:
<Skumby> You know when you're with geeks when...
<Faux> Frontpage!
<Blood_God> AIEEEEEEEEEEE!
%
Quote #8049:
<Tim> My hardware order came early. bzflag has never looked so good.
%
Quote #8050:
<bucko> Whoah, it's more like 4.5 inches.
%
Quote #8051:
<Skumby> Otherwise when you get ambushed in a dark alley by a sinister penis, what would you do?
%
Quote #8052:
<Inciner> on cheiften the AI has all the self-preservation of a lemming on a cliff
%
Quote #8053:
<Crazy_Piglet> Do not try to understand the course material, that's impossible.  Instead, try to realise the truth.
<Jeremy> That I'm stupid and am gonna fail?
%
Quote #8054:
<Wiz> of course if you actually do get 80 the crys of HAX will be so loud the FBI will be frantically searching the internet for fire worms
%
Quote #8055:
<Skumby> Are you not wet yet then, MFJ?
%
Quote #8056:
<Tim> LucidIon: My eyes blurred over while reading the licence agreement.
<Tim> Which is at: http://msdn.microsoft.com/visualc/vctoolkit2003/eula.aspx
<LucidIon> Tim: grep for terms like 'first born'
%
Quote #8057:
<ajmiles> do you want to buy #hurd off me? :p
%
Quote #8058:
<Dementia> Why does everyone always think I do CS or CSE?
<ajmiles> because you are in #compsoc :p
%
Quote #8059:
<Morlark> Hmm. I'm starting to wish I'd taken a business module. The only reason I didn't was because I considered it beneath me, but they're so easy...
%
Quote #8060:
<sadiq> Morlark|Mug: http://maddox.xmission.com/janetsboob.jpg </NSFW>
<Jeremy> sadiq: You sick fuck!
%
Quote #8061:
<sadiq> What were you guys doing that necessitated towels?
<Chloe> if i had had my towel with me it would have been soaking too!
<drac> sadiq use your imagination
%
Quote #8063:
<Jeremy> !bilinguate (en,de) Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
%
Quote #8064:
<sadiq> Hell, it's not like I had these shock sites bookmarked or anything.
%
Quote #8065:
<Tim> How /did/ the Son of Goatse manage that, anyway? Hmm.
<Polar> paper_clips++
%
Quote #8066:
<Blood_God> Tim: i read that as you got dildo to work today...
%
Quote #8067:
<Tim> How did I end up on http://www.sexuality.org/ ? ...
%
Quote #8068:
<icOut> are Hurd and weird sexual practices somehow linked?
%
Quote #8069:
<Blood_God> surely irish -> wierd -> goatse? ;)
%
Quote #8070:
<Zat> Success!
 * Zat finally has pearpc running at a reasonable speed
<Tim> Aw, we thought you'd got a route to goatse.
%
Quote #8071:
<icStatic> is this some sort of procrastination +100000, how with added goatse?
%
Quote #8072:
<covbob> Morlark|Mug: no, I don't love icStatic in his pants
<covbob> that would be sick and wrong
<covbob> his sister on the other hand.... ;)
%
Quote #8073:
<sadiq> Teh suck.
<sadiq> Argh! Compsoc are taking over my vocab!
%
Quote #8074:
<icVision> hey Chloe, i just realised.. last night we put a whole new meaning to the words 'in my pants'
%
Quote #8075:
<icVision> did i just see BlueParrot being compared to herpes and genital crabs?
%
Quote #8076:
<Inciner> sudden widen... sudden extend... does this have anything to do with speshul surprise sex?
%
Quote #8077:
<Inciner> how much anal probing can someone withstand before they wake up?
%
Quote #8078:
<DrWatson> How speshul. I appear to have chinese support in this terminal, but it doesn't support the pound symbol.
%
Quote #8079:
<Skumby> Enema for teh win!
%
Quote #8080:
<Inciner> we need more enemas. There, I've said it now.
%
Quote #8081:
<sadiq> Can you imagine Karen Brabury and Tardi's lovechild?
%
Quote #8083:
<BigG> Hmmm... that's that bit sorted... DSA is eaaaaaaasy, I don't know what everyone is moaning about... hold on... that was just the first topic... Doh!
%
Quote #8084:
<icStatic> its not polite to baggy pants someone by dragging them away from their pc
%
Quote #8086:
<sadiq> Phil has a sister?
 * sadiq wonders why we didn't find this out sooner.
<sadiq> Given she's in the second year, that'd mean she must have been here for a year.
<icStatic> what subject?
<Draconas> sadiq SOME OF US ALREADY KNEW
%
Quote #8087:
<Dementia> Squall has psychological instabilities? Damn!
%
Quote #8088:
<sadiq> i have my little ponies
%
Quote #8089:
<cavehippo> what is wrong with you people? you have been talking about natalie portman for over 20 minutes, and not mentioned grits once
%
Quote #8090:
<covbob> Tim wants Natalie Portman in his pants?
<covbob> Tim wants hot grits in his pants???!!!
%
Quote #8091:
 * covbob is clearly the pants master
%
Quote #8092:
<Tortoise> imperial... wow, what are you doing on here
<acehole> I'm a filthy outsider from London
<BlueParrot> hehe
<acehole> Tortoise: failing my degree, what else?
%
Quote #8094:
<acehole> okay, there's only room for one quotesnipe at any one time, and that's me
%
Quote #8095:
<acehole> she's reeling back in abject horror at the display of power-geek we just put on
%
Quote #8096:
<acehole> okay, there's three people active on the channel right now, and two of us are among the worst typers in the history of typing
%
Quote #8097:
<covbob> helpful hint: don't spray Lynx in your pants. /me just did, and it's burning!
%
Quote #8098:
<covbob> Laurence|DCS: get this lynx out of my pants!
%
Quote #8099:
<covbob> I want the RSPCA to break open my pants
<covbob> then they can let out the wild animal in them
%
Quote #8100:
<Zephran> icRevising, cheatas are cheaper than ramdisks
<Zephran> icRevising, so am i
%
Quote #8101:
<sadiq> There's a game in my pants and you're all invited!
%
Quote #8103:
<Woolfben> plus /me doesn't get any sex ;p
 * Dementia winks at Woolfben seductivly
%
Quote #8104:
<sadiq> I hear pottery's quite stress relieving.
<Banana> Especially if you throw it.
%
Quote #8106:
<sadiq> and you can imagine icNetwork as a network of cam boys, with icStatic being icCoventry.
%
Quote #8107:
 * Woolfben slaps sadiq 
<Woolfben> you suck
%
Quote #8108:
<sadiq> Blood_God: Spend every night between now and Christmas on a corner of Kings Cross and you _might_ get there.
%
Quote #8109:
<acehole> what have you tried it in, Faux?
%
Quote #8110:
<sadiq> "Dear God, please don't let Graham Nudd ask me to derive modified Booth's arithmetic in the exam. Thank you. P.S Please have Michael Winner join you as soon as possible."
%
Quote #8111:
<BlueParrot> my memory is about as reliable as window's registry 
%
Quote #8114:
<murphybob> because its a short film about the mating rituals of the common stoat?  informative, and educational?  "A joy to watch" -Daily Mirror?
%
Quote #8116:
<Woolfben> note to self: playing with balls leads to sticky stuff everywhere.
<Woolfben> further note to self: remember to wash hands thoroughly after playing with balls.
%
Quote #8117:
<acehole> when i commit suicide I'm gonna find a nice tall building, not jump in front of the tube, so i don't disrupt everybody's day
%
Quote #8118:
<Skumby> You're not allowed to enter buildings in america any more. You might blow them up
%
Quote #8119:
<Woolfben> BlueParrot: for you maybe
 * Woolfben is loving it :)
%
Quote #8120:
<dotwaffle> I have revision to do. Obviously I'm looking at hardcore porn just now, but that doesn't mean I don't have revision to do
%
Quote #8121:
<Crazy_Piglet> ATTENTION RANKING MILITARY OFFICIALS: Do your service to the human gene pool by conducting a cruise missile strike on the Big Brother house.  kthxbye
%
Quote #8122:
<Inciner> just because it was friendly fire doesn't mean it wasn't a difficult shot
%
Quote #8123:
<Skumby> Just tried to shoot the coast of Italy in the head
%
Quote #8124:
<sadiq> I am gay.
<sadiq> lalala
<sadiq> Quote me.
<sadiq> In my pants.
<sadiq> With a stick.
<sadiq> Baggy pants.
%
Quote #8125:
<Faux> I am gay.
<Faux> lalala
<Faux> Quote me.
<Faux> In my pants.
<Faux> With a stick.
<Faux> Baggy pants.
%
Quote #8126:
<acehole> but then you miss half of fuck-a-fresher week
%
Quote #8127:
<Inciner> it goes hard after beating it a lot
%
Quote #8128:
 * acehole beats Inciner to see if he will go hard after a lot of beating
%
Quote #8129:
<benji> whereabouts?
<Polar> opposite Virgin lingerie shop
<benji> hmm I havn't been there often
%
Quote #8130:
<acehole> oops, I killed 84 people
%
Quote #8132:
<LucidIon> sadiq: mmm. I'm tempted.
<sadiq> LucidIon: Of course.
<sadiq> LucidIon: I promise i'll only mention Tardi-love twice.
 * LucidIon is less tempted.
%
Quote #8133:
 * LucidIon could spend the entire evening doing sadiq -- instead
%
Quote #8134:
<Dementia> Not even I look more gay than you sadiq!
%
Quote #8135:
<Crazy_Piglet> take it to the limit!
<sadiq> in your pants!
%
Quote #8136:
<Silver> msiexec can only install/uninstall/patch/unpatch/repair stuff.
<Skumby> You missed out "screw up"
%
Quote #8137:
<Dementia> First big builting you see from varsity onwards
<Dementia> building*
<Jeremy> *erection
%
Quote #8138:
<icStatic> do you guys deliberately wait until Darren is in the channel to talk about gay related topics?
%
Quote #8139:
<Dementia> Do you have any idea how difficult it is to bitch at Darren's homophobia in here at the same time as playing CS and being drunk?
%
Quote #8140:
 * Sar wonders if amazon warrior women spent their spare time looking at gay-male porn
%
Quote #8142:
<Antz_> Darren: Not true... Today I jugged more men than women.
%
Quote #8144:
<Chloe> darren: i agree completely
<Chloe> oops, not to that
%
Quote #8145:
<Faux> Speaking of lesbians, what's the wget flag to make it download the contents of a text file as links?
%
Quote #8146:
<Zat> Didn't one of them have a hot poker inserted into his arse?
%
Quote #8147:
<Sadiq> Darren: GAY SEX H4X!
%
Quote #8148:
<Sar> Bucko: You know that you can get them in Manly Black and Genderneutral Brown as well, right?
%
Quote #8149:
<Sadiq> Well, technically you have stuff in common with Amoebas as well.. "Whoa! You have DNA too?! Sweet! Want to come back to mine for coffee?"
%
Quote #8150:
<Darren> The trouble with warwick romance is that it doesnt have a 2 hot lesbians seeking Darren category
%
Quote #8151:
<Silver> Polar, Zat already got it.
%
Quote #8152:
<BlueParrot> Just because I dont shut up all the time doesnt mean I am full of myself
%
Quote #8153:
<bucko> I used to be very much like BlueParrot - I suspect I rather irritated a lot of people too, but thanks to Jake's rampant friendly stabs I soon turned around.
%
Quote #8154:
<bucko> zx64 has got into my head. I keep wanting to add "in your pants" to /EVERYTHING I HEAR OR READ/.
%
Quote #8155:
<Inciner> aha! nude and sexy!
%
Quote #8156:
 * acehole contemplates the paradox that is his arse
<Tortoise> argh I dont see it
<acehole> how about now?
 * acehole pulls a moonie
<Morlark> acehole: Open it wider. Goatse style! :)
%
Quote #8157:
<murphy> and by demand i mean vaguely request and tbh if you just ignore me for about 10 minutes i'll forget what i was demanding and wander off
%
Quote #8158:
<Faux> No, segfaults are my friends :/
%
Quote #8159:
<icStatic> "ooh francine, eet be our 6 month aniversary, lets get things started by you squatting over mein bowl"
%
Quote #8160:
<SQ> Wait, i'm not supposed to be getting this nick quoted.
%
Quote #8161:
<BigG> I've err... got... err... Ebola! yeah, Ebola! look I've got a doctors note!
%
Quote #8162:
<Tim> Someone has set up us the domain.
%
Quote #8163:
 * icStatic tells windows security centre to go fuck itself and stop obscuring half his 640x480 screen with a popup telling him theres no antivirus installed on an installation which finished 5 minutes ago and keeps popping up EVERY FUCKING 30 SECONDS
%
Quote #8164:
<icStatic> ive not tried OS X yet.. but ive got a feeling that OS X >>> Longhorn
%
Quote #8165:
<icStatic> WTF. wheres the services page!!!!!!
<Faux> In your...
%
Quote #8166:
<icStatic> Microsoft design team designing microsoft: "erm. we want it big" "yeah big" "make it so it fits on one of those erm. dvd whatsists" "how about that rammajiggy?" "YEAH! It'll need lots of that" "gigahurtz?" "of course, the bigger the numbers the better" "what do we want it to do?" "look pretty" "no no xp does that. lets make it irritate the user too" "doesnt xp do that?" "oh yeah"
%
Quote #8167:
<icStatic> when talking about microsoft products we normally refer to WYSIWYWTK - what you see is what you want to kill
%
Quote #8168:
<Skumby> I don't think even Zephran is crazy enough to buy that
%
Quote #8169:
<SQ> I can make it go 171 times faster.
<SQ> Whoooo!
<SQ> Liz++
%
Quote #8171:
<SQ> Polar: They involve much ass grabbing.
%
Quote #8172:
<Chloe> im tempted Polar: i mean its gonna be a loooong cooooold winter, and i need a way to keep warm at lans and in the dead of night after gaming
%
Quote #8173:
<Morlark> I'd love to have compsoc in my pants.
<Tim> Morlark: We did try... we still could.
%
Quote #8174:
<Tim> I really need to stop thinking about official compsoc thongs.
%
Quote #8175:
<Tim> Chloroform as a dating method.
%
Quote #8176:
<Chloe> um....midnight tonight
<Faux> Behind the arts-center?
<Chloe> I guess Jeremy: it just will have to be a small chocolate bar if they are all crap
<Jeremy> Can we enter multiple times?
<Chloe> um...yeah, i should think so..
%
Quote #8177:
<Tim> I could have a look at it, but I've just realised I have to panic about an exam. Excuse me.
%
Quote #8178:
<Blood_God> and attempt not to kill them
<Blood_God> for it requires much paperwork
%
Quote #8179:
<murphybob> back in my day you could run CPUs with only your tongue for cooling
%
Quote #8180:
 * Skumby tickles JinglyBOT
<BlueParrot> Are you hitting on the Bot again Skumby ? 
<Skumby> But it's so cute
<BlueParrot> I bet you woudl want a JinglyBOT plugin that sent you naughty messages late at night...
%
Quote #8181:
<Skumby> Alas, I don't do late at night any more
<BlueParrot> Doesn't matter, Acehole is a quotesniping whore 24/7
%
Quote #8182:
<Morlark> Gah, this game requires thought. Heresy.
%
Quote #8183:
<Skumby> But your cock size!
%
Quote #8184:
<Ynox> im going into this tomorrow expecting a hard one.
%
Quote #8185:
<Zephran> Draconas, how long does it take to make a fake uni ID and how much would i have to pay for you to do so and then pass my dsa exam for me?
<Draconas> Zephran what meakes you think i know a thing about DSA?
%
Quote #8186:
<Inciner> just wondering, has michael jackson been washed in daz?
%
Quote #8187:
<BigG> Dammit... how the fudge did I manage to mis-spell a smilie??? :S
%
Quote #8188:
<Inciner> btw, can we get some napalm? I hear that smells quite good
%
Quote #8189:
<ficedula> Well, if the university lets your stalker into the exam room, I'd complain about that.
%
Quote #8190:
<Sar> I showed one of the DBAs at work the EDDI summary pages the other day.
<Sar> He nearly cried.
%
Quote #8191:
<Sar> You linux people are just jealous that you don't get to use Internet Explorer like the leet kids do.
%
Quote #8192:
<Morlark> Tab completion is for suckers. Real men type out the whole damn thing.
%
Quote #8193:
<Crazy_Piglet> joshua.topaz.primrose.molotov.dcs.omg.wtf.bbq.warwick.ac.uk?
%
Quote #8194:
<BigG> Bah. I'm watching FMA instead of doing revision :\
<Blood_God> heh
<Blood_God> i'm playing dnd
<Skumby> multitask, you fools
 * Skumby is watching DS9 and DnDing
%
Quote #8195:
<Woolfben> I do play one handed, which makes it more fun :p
%
Quote #8196:
<Skumby> We're not stuck up like other countries.
<Skumby> We steal words we like the look of
<Tim> It's not stealing, it was licensed from those languages under the GPL...
%
Quote #8197:
<Tortoise> blueparrot if you havent gotten too attached to your fungus farm, could you please clean my tea cup?
%
Quote #8198:
<bucko> My whole body has sweaty lubricant on it.
%
Quote #8199:
<Tortoise> !flipacoin sex or study
%
Quote #8200:
<acehole> maybe you should give Blueparrot back his boxers
<Tortoise> but im out of underwear
%
Quote #8202:
 * DrWatson wonders if you could theoretically measure blowjobs in terms of how energetic the donor was being... in which case, an 86A blowjob is a pretty powerful one, I'd imagine
%
Quote #8203:
<DrWatson> Now, the question you have to ask yourself is - is 12" and black better or worse value for money, from an amps-consumed point of view, than the blowjob machine?
%
Quote #8204:
<SQ> Soo.. I change nicks and now it's _Phil_ who's lowering the tone of Compsoc?
%
Quote #8205:
<SQ> As much as i'd like to sit around and talk about mechanical blowjobs, this 3yp is not getting done.
%
Quote #8206:
<Skumby> You could choose to accept it, or you could choose to burn down a large part of the university to show your anger
%
Quote #8209:
<Dementia> £400 for the oppertunity to bugger Faux? tempting :P
%
Quote #8210:
<Sadiq> It helps if you learn how to draw puppy dogs eyes on your exam paper.
%
Quote #8211:
<Sadiq> You have no exams, why do you need to sleep?
<Sadiq> Just stay up and keep surfing Google Images for pictures of 2405FPW's.
%
Quote #8212:
<Skumby> You know what's good?
<Skumby> When a page with a Download Now link actually links you to a download
%
Quote #8213:
<Antz_> Oh wow, the Hurd didn't crash, it just stoped responding for an hour! I got it back now :)
%
Quote #8214:
<Crazy_Piglet> WinME was stable... it just redefined the expectations of the concept of stability...
%
Quote #8215:
<Sadiq> I wonder if Laptop-Human marriages are legal.
%
Quote #8216:
<DrWatson> Right.
<Silver> Left.
<Sadiq> Tubgirl.
%
Quote #8218:
<Sadiq> </NOT-SAFE-FOR-ANY-VIEWING-FORGET-WORK>
%
Quote #8219:
<acehole> note to gaim developers: please. do. not. make. urls. clickable. I am the stupidest person in the world and tend to click first, check url second, and scream bloody murder at Sadiq for posting www.tubgirl.com third
%
Quote #8220:
<DrWatson> acehole : I think that http://www.lemonparty.org/ contains a fix to gaim to make it better about shock site links
%
Quote #8222:
<Morlark> I especially like this one: http://www.theinternetisstupid.com/modules/Gallery/albums/album03/gap12.jpg
%
Quote #8223:
<Chloe> i had the urge to start talking about my virtual pet goldfish called boris for a minute there
<Chloe> i think ive been in the library tooooo long
%
Quote #8224:
<Tim> I've got this image of Draconas with a straw hat and west-country accent... Arr, this 'ere badger farm been in moy family for three generations...
<Tim> Or perhaps a pirate hat.
%
Quote #8225:
<Morlark> Hmm, well that was very bizzare. On the way to the shop, I saw a guy that looked just like Trekmaster... except with a ponytail... and a porno moustache. Perhaps it's just because I'm very tired, but the thought of Trek with a porno moustache makes me laugh.
%
Quote #8226:
<Ynox> Sadiq- tried massaging it lightly?
%
Quote #8227:
<Sadiq> hmmm, a bit of rubbing doesn't do anything.
%
Quote #8228:
<Faux> Opera does everything, it'll suck your cock if you ask it nicely.
%
Quote #8229:
<Sadiq> icStatic: Did you suckee suckee 40%?
%
Quote #8230:
<Ynox> im gonna go watch tv in 15 mins
<Ynox> theres some program on about lesbian school girls
%
Quote #8231:
<Tim> lol
<icStatic> lol
<BigG> Lol
<icStatic> t.t.t.t.riple lol
<Sadiq> lol
<Sadiq> m.m.m.m.m.monster lol
<icStatic> g.g.g.g.god lol
<icStatic> rrrrrr.r.r.r.r.rofl lol
<Sadiq> n.n.n.n.n.never.going.to.get.laid.if.we.say.it.in.public lol
%
Quote #8232:
 * Ynox drinks southerners piss though...
%
Quote #8233:
<Faux> Sar: We were discussing this guy's penis, and someone pasted the link.
%
Quote #8234:
<Sadiq> benji: Did you pull?
<benji> pull what?
%
Quote #8235:
<Sadiq> Dementia: I'm also quite cheap.
%
Quote #8236:
<Jeremy> hmm, any idea how I can force a certain (vertical) refresh rate?
<Skumby> magnets
<Skumby> Strategically placed magnets
<Skumby> You'll probably need a screwdriver, too
%
Quote #8237:
<Cyphus> They wouldn't have that problem with beer - after nineteen, even holding the glass can sometimes be an issue
%
Quote #8238:
<Skumby> There's no point in failing tired
%
Quote #8239:
<DrWatson> Mmm, bukakke
%
Quote #8240:
<Sadiq> Chloe: Oooh! Shopping!
<Sadiq> Chloe: I love shopping!
%
Quote #8241:
<ajmiles> Paterson Invaders
<ajmiles> Drop down, reverse direction, and increase exam difficulty!
<Wiz> oh noes he is inverting the matrix
%
Quote #8242:
<Tim> You don't have to be naked - shame we don't have any compsoc thongs.
%
Quote #8243:
<Chloe> found it yet tim?
<Chloe> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
<Chloe> yes!
%
Quote #8244:
<icStatic> where looking good meaning me dribbling all over it
%
Quote #8245:
<Skumby> You do realise that "But JinglyBOT told me to" isn't a real excuse, don't you?
%
Quote #8246:
<Jingles> you can, you just dont have a handy place to keep ring doughnuts tho
%
Quote #8247:
<Sadiq> Beard and sexual disease?
%
Quote #8248:
<Woolfben> Sadiq: in my experience, chloroform isn't usually conducive to conversation.
%
Quote #8249:
<Sadiq> awww, its ok chloe, you know more than me
%
Quote #8250:
<Tim> I'd rather not think about icStatic and his porno.
%
Quote #8251:
<Sadiq> ooh, the pills are working.
<Sadiq> Is it any longer?
%
Quote #8252:
<MFJ> Perhaps my 0 was rounded uo to 20
%
Quote #8253:
 * Zat wonders if there's an ulterior motive behind Dementia and Drac trying to lure Faux to their respective domains
%
Quote #8254:
<Sadiq> Ah, why am I such a loser?
%
Quote #8255:
<Crazy_Piglet> Nuclear Holocaust! The fun game the whole world can play! (Must be a member of a nuclear power, age restrictions may apply)
%
Quote #8256:
<Skumby> But I think my desktop PC's cocksize is longer than my router's
%
Quote #8257:
<Sadiq> Polar: Or sit next to BlueParrot. The fear that you sneeze will leave a gap in the conversation and thus let him start talking will prevent you from sneezing.
%
Quote #8258:
<murphybob> well there is a hole in the middle...
<murphybob> its begging to be goatse
%
Quote #8259:
<Jeremy> I blow goats.
<Jeremy> Sometimes.
<Jeremy> When it rains.
%
Quote #8260:
<icStatic> incidentally if i start looking like a might start eating peoples brains, please put me out of my misery
%
Quote #8261:
<icStatic> and we've got logic and autometa with rajajghitojisjorjsiorejoishtiudhitheiht whtiheuitheitheihtiwehteihtuth. mr stelingyourmarkahurtz
%
Quote #8262:
<Inciner> balls?
<icStatic> i like balls
%
Quote #8263:
<MulletroN> I suppose it might be nice for jingly to be a bit more personalisable or intelligent
%
Quote #8264:
 * MulletroN would like to clarify that there is no lube on his ibook
%
Quote #8265:
<MFJ> Id like to see them try to relocate dave + BBQ + blowtorch + bare chest + big knife
%
Quote #8266:
<Tim> Gah, I fell asleep on the floor again.
%
Quote #8267:
<Ynox> screw the bot :P
<Tim> I'd rather not, thanks.
%
Quote #8269:
<Dementia> Hey, Faux was supposed to be sitting there so I could grope him more easily. 
<Nekozuki> What's wrong with groping me?
%
Quote #8270:
<Sar> At the end of half-life, you go off to an alien world, right? Well, they made a version particularly for folkestone where all the aliens wear burberry caps backwards and key your car.
%
Quote #8271:
<BigG> Chloe, that's evil! sadiq will cry ;)
<Chloe> exactly..!
<BigG> I like your thinking :P
%
Quote #8272:
<Blood_God> find /my/room | grep headphones
%
Quote #8273:
<bucko> Grrr, I knew I shouldn't have experimented with sleeping angles.
%
Quote #8274:
<covbob> Chloe|Campus: you'd like to play with benji's balls? :o
%
Quote #8275:
 * BigG notices weaponary in his drawer when he goes to get his stapler... no... must not contemplate killing examiners tomorrow...
%
Quote #8276:
<Crazy_Piglet> windows++ the other reliable free operating system
%
Quote #8277:
<LucidIon> BigG: I'm told that a gig of RMA is what you get for ordering Ebuyer generic.
%
Quote #8278:
<Crazy_Piglet> Si1entDave: Can you drop France by IP?
%
Quote #8279:
<Sadiq> If anyone wants a laugh... the Doctors told me to leave the house more because apparently i'm vitamin D deficient.
%
Quote #8280:
<wardrobe> holy shit, itunes keeps coming back on my ibook. I kill it. it comes back
<wardrobe> what is this virus doing on my laptop?
%
Quote #8281:
<Banana> We're all gay here :) Well... at least when exams have all finished we will be :)
%
Quote #8282:
<Tim> Note to self: Molex power connectors are NOT, repeat NOT hotpluggable.
%
Quote #8283:
<bucko> Faux: Isn't wankability a 3rd person characteristic? Has your desire to wank over me increased by 30% or did you just choose the wrong word?
%
Quote #8284:
<Tim> I keep misreading ERR_NEEDMOREPARAMS as ERR_NEEDMOREPANTS
%
Quote #8285:
 * Zat has just plugged in his new firewire drive and, *gasp*, it /just worked/. I mean, this is Gentoo, nothing is supposed to just work, it's supposed to repuire painstaking configuration and at least half an hour of compiletime :)
%
Quote #8286:
<Skumby> "Reserved Error -1517. There is no message for this error"
%
Quote #8287:
<Skumby> Joined a channel for 1 minute and BAM
<Skumby> flamewar
%
Quote #8288:
<cavehippo_> w00t, I have Faux-ed my system!
%
Quote #8289:
 * icStatic sets mode +hate java
<icStatic> its safe when piggy aint here ;P
%
Quote #8291:
<Woolfben> icStatic: on weekends your name is lisa?
%
Quote #8292:
<Sadiq> Liz and I were looking at the dual big-ass Apple Cinema Displays and she went "What would you need all that space for?" and I said "Watching porn.." just _slightly_ too loudly.
%
Quote #8293:
<Si1entDave> Norway is Communist?
%
Quote #8294:
<wardrobe> I like the !signups command, it makes us all look Irish
%
Quote #8295:
<Si1entDave> Tortoise, Swimming? Horseback riding? You can't be a member of CompSoc, you're too active and healthy!
<Nugent> Si1entDave: Game of Badminton tomorrow?
%
Quote #8297:
<Crazy_Piglet> "So, Steve, this year you've got one of the first exams, you're gonna have to make it a tad easier, give them a false sense of security and all that."
<Crazy_Piglet> "Raja, welcome aboard, they've got your exam 3rd to last.  FUCK THEM.  FUCK THEM HARD UP THE ASS."
%
Quote #8298:
<bucko> I'd describe better but it's hard to one handed...
%
Quote #8299:
<Crazy_Piglet> "The boy"
<Crazy_Piglet> "The boy touches"
<Crazy_Piglet> "The boy touches the girl"
<Woolfben> "The boy gets arrested for sexual harassment"
%
Quote #8300:
<Tim> Let's see, checklist for the LAN: BIOS password, GRUB password, no sshd, encrypted filesystem...
 * Tim gets a blowtorch to weld his case together.
%
Quote #8301:
<wardrobe> *or* you could just take a 200M length of duct tape and stick zx64 to the ceiling for the duration of the LAN
<wardrobe> then everyone will be safe
%
Quote #8302:
<Draconas> poor innocent skumby
<Jeremy> He lost his innocence to a bicycle pump
<Skumby> :O
%
Quote #8303:
<acehole> <voice character="Dr. Evil">1 BILLION dollars...!</voice> I think I've been spending too much time on openttd lately
%
Quote #8304:
<Faux> Argh! It's debian! It burns!
%
Quote #8305:
<icStatic> mmm balls.. i like balls
%
Quote #8306:
<icStatic> damn bastards. i felt anally raped for that
%
Quote #8307:
<benji> (09:41:32) #  User TroyMaclure joined channel #suse
<benji> (09:42:55) Nermal:  TroyMaclure, I remember you from such channels as #debian - how to be a zealot and #gentoo - I recompile because I can
%
Quote #8308:
<Tim> UWLUG - her five year mission, to seek out GNU life, GNU worlds and GNU civilisations... to boldly go where no penguin has gone before. <cue theme music>
%
Quote #8309:
<Crazy_Piglet> Nothing on IF in there.
<Blood_God> probability == easy
<Blood_God> IF? 
<icStatic> info theory
<Blood_God> surely that's IT...
<Blood_God> although it is very easy
<Blood_God> (was on today's exam for me too)
<icStatic> clearly piggy has lost it finally just like everyone else
%
Quote #8310:
<Blood_God> hmm... why am i getting lag to here but not any other irc network
<Crazy_Piglet> It's because tov runs on gnomes
<Crazy_Piglet> which are far inferior to imps
<Crazy_Piglet> which the majority of larger networks use
%
Quote #8311:
<Si1entDave> The burning smell is me
%
Quote #8312:
<Zat> Okay, where is Faux and what the hell has he done to my laptop?
<Blood_God> heh
<Zat> rick@midgard ~/tmp $ bash
<Zat> Segmentation fault
<Zat> rick@midgard ~/tmp $ swapon -a
<Zat> Segmentation fault
<Zat> In fact, ls is probably the only thing which /isn't/ presently segfaulting
%
Quote #8313:
<Skumby> I still think Faux blows goats, but his browser might just be an innocent victim
%
Quote #8314:
<benji> I guess gentoo would be the distro for klingons, it reminds me of their painstick rituals at least
%
Quote #8315:
<Tim> Bloody logistics. i want to scp my PC, dammit.
%
Quote #8316:
<bucko> I have an exam tomorrow.
<bucko> A PAINTBALL EXAM.
%
Quote #8318:
<DrWatson> Faux: I think mine is quite a lot larger than yours, and I have no problems using whatever tools I like with it. I think soph's is even bigger than mine.
%
Quote #8319:
<Sadiq> DrWatson: Erm, we might have a problem with a fire extinguisher..
 * Sadiq was a forgetful muppet.
<Tim> DrWatson: Still, inside the firewall it works normally.
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Quote #8321:
 * Blood_God finds it ironic that drink and drunk are 1 key away from each other
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Quote #8322:
<LucidIon> zx64: I asked for suggestion on something useful to do with my SGI's. It was suggested that a) I didn't cum all overthem b) I didn't touch sum][one's Onyx because it was sticky.
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Quote #8323:
 * acehole is now not /quite/ so young and stupid, so won't be doing it again in a hurry
<LucidIon> acehole: cover your arm in vaseline and you might get away with it.
<acehole> good idea
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Quote #8324:
 * Tim notices that the letters of Leam rearrange to form the name of a popular mp3 encoder, which also happens to be a neat description of the place.
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Quote #8325:
<acehole> I don't know what it is, this channel causes me to miss out plurals etc, like a simpleton
<Antz_> acehole: you do know this channel is called #compsocs?
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Quote #8326:
<Silver> Is it legal to have a non-Jingly LAN?
<Sadiq> Well, depends how quickly we can get draft legislation in.
<Sadiq> I think our 'suprise-sex' LAN was Jingly-less, wasn't it?
<Jingles> no
<Skumby> We could just kidnap him and keep him captive as some sort of lan whore
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Quote #8327:
<Tim> Banana|Wireless: Mmm, roasted Tim.
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Quote #8328:
<icStatic> oww sticking your finger in a 120mm fan hurts
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Quote #8329:
<Tim> zx64: Actually, i'm told there is a particular photo of my mum...
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Quote #8330:
<icStatic> yes. so people dont log in as me and queue britney or something so i will die an early death
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Quote #8331:
 * Tim ponders packet sniffing to get icstatic's music server password, and then queuing Britney Spears.
%
Quote #8332:
<Draconas> what to: "the hippy commie penguinist society?"
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Quote #8333:
<Draconas> Faux: You're going down, and I'm coming down on you!
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Quote #8334:
 * Antz gives Hurd head.
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Quote #8335:
<Draconas> Si1entDave: Either you've cut your hair or you're cunningly hiding all your hair in your cat.
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Quote #8336:
<Tim> I want to swallow some cok, please.
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Quote #8337:
<Faux> i chug man juic
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Quote #8338:
<ajmiles> there is no honour in baggy pantsing
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Quote #8339:
<Faux> So there I was... lying naked in bed with no idea how I got there and the sorest arse you could imagine. All I remember was taking a drink off a rather cute but dodgy looking guy, Given, he was cute but not really my type. Oh, he had baggy pants.
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Quote #8340:
<Faux> Laurchoob and benjichooob are sitting either side of me :p
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Quote #8341:
<benji> it's rather too hot for pants
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Quote #8342:
<benji> I am ga
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Quote #8343:
<benji> clearly sadiq has far too much practice typing "I am Gay"
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Quote #8344:
<acehole> I'd just have to bury the key deep enough in my pocket such that you couldn't remove it without waking me
 * Antz_ misparses /waking/wanking/ I should really go to sleep.
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Quote #8345:
<amorya> In goes money
<Faux> Out comes cok!
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Quote #8346:
 * Faux discovers that the "leave clothes in a pile on the floor and go to a lan for a week" method of drying clothes doesn't work all that well..
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Quote #8347:
 * Tifa has an /interesting/ mental image involving daleks, loofahs and bubblebath
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Quote #8348:
<Faux> http://www.ajmiles.co.uk/ for all your gayporn needs!
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Quote #8349:
<murphybob> canteloupe
<murphybob> starts with the same letter as concilliatory
<Chloe> so it does
<Chloe> never noticed that before
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Quote #8350:
<bucko> We already established that my e-penis is smaller than anyone else's in CompSoc.
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Quote #8351:
<murphybob> i went to weasel's last night and i can't remember how i got back here, or when, and i have a horrible hangover but luckily my arse is fine
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Quote #8352:
<icStatic> its only going spare if i can get a 2405 at a VERY reasonable price im not made of money or anything ;)
<Ynox> icStatic- i'll give you £20 for it :)
<Blood_God> :p
<Ynox> £25?
<Ynox> you're breaking my balls here....
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Quote #8353:
<icStatic> no, wait, thats money going /out/.. fucksticks
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Quote #8354:
<sadiq> grr.. why is it i'm always involved in the dodgy quotes?
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Quote #8355:
<icStatic> k turning into a woman :)
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Quote #8356:
<murphybob> And lo the Lord called forth great plagues upon the earth, and in a mighty voice inside the head of every man and woman and child could be heard "404".
<murphybob> and the Lord said "oh fucksake"
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Quote #8357:
<megakid> You want cok?!
<megakid> :p
<Amorya> I did then
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Quote #8358:
<Skumby> trying out ny new keyboard
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Quote #8359:
<DrWatson> Mmmm, genocide
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Quote #8360:
<icStatic> LOL hes from Wales :S
<icStatic> no wonder hes speshul
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Quote #8361:
<Skumby> Yay.. an entire channel of people trying to be japanese schoolgirls
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Quote #8362:
<acehole> worth getting whatever it is off them if it's something nice and illegal
<acehole> illegal things are nearly always good
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Quote #8363:
<acehole> there is something very very slightly perverted about having a girl in a bikini this flexible
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Quote #8365:
<Faux> #compsoc contains s and m.
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Quote #8366:
<Faux> Hmm.. I now have gay, lesbian, s&m, goat and insanely random quotes.. how about some straight ones? :p
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Quote #8367:
 * acehole neatly packs vodka bottles in /beneath/ piles of notes
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Quote #8368:
<Tim> "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "How, dear child?" "I installed the binary nVidia drivers..."
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Quote #8369:
<Faux> (Unexpected sauce-keyboard interaction)
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Quote #8370:
<BigG> The Hurd supports nVidia binary drivers?! ;)
<Blood_God> BigG: s/nVidia binary // ;)
<BigG> Lol
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Quote #8371:
<Tim> Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keyboard.
<Tim> As I was saying, I'm perfectly sane.
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Quote #8372:
<LucidIon> Ynox: some suck too little others suck too much, others suck just right.
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Quote #8373:
<LucidIon> I deleted my porn to make way for Anime. Not that there's always a great difference.
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Quote #8374:
 * Faux hears a loud crack from his modem, and guesses his connection just got worse.
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Quote #8375:
<drac> it's quite depressing when one of your RPG characters is getting considerably more sex than you are  
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Quote #8376:
<Woolfben> gah speeling
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Quote #8377:
<Amorya> mebbe I'll head down to the village and buy drugs
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Quote #8379:
<Tim> You know, for a /computing/ society, we suck!
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Quote #8380:
<Amorya> sometimes I wish I had a hot sister. But then I remember that some things are best left illegal
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Quote #8381:
<Blood_God> I see you've played quotey spoony before
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Quote #8382:
<Amorya> toilets are like mice. one button should be enough for anyone
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Quote #8383:
<DrWatson> bucko|PhD_accepted, so are you actually going to change your nick to DrBucko, then? :)
<Skumby> That's got paedophile written all over it
<DrWatson> DrBucko?
<DrWatson> How so?
<Skumby> It just does. Trust me
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Quote #8384:
<Blood_God> who ya gonna call? CHAVBUSTERS!
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Quote #8386:
<Morlark> Gah, damn these extra buttons on my keyboard. I've managed to open 6 firefox windows, 2 thunderbird windows, and WMP without noticing.
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Quote #8387:
 * Faux sings.. "28 windows updates on the wall, 28 windows updates.."
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Quote #8388:
 * Amorya makes a mental note never to drink the water in his pants
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Quote #8389:
<Draconas> can you join #punishment please?
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Quote #8390:
<sadiq> acehole: oh dear, you used 'arsed' and 'porn' in the same sentence.
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Quote #8391:
<Inciner> WWYS?
<Skumby> What Would Yoda Say
<Inciner> access use not, young jedi?
<Skumby> Access leads to anger, anger to trolling #compsoc
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Quote #8392:
<Faux> This doesn't have a big enough spring in to do anything except "suprise sex" mode, unfortunately.
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Quote #8393:
 * sadiq really has to remove the forkbomb from his bash history.
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Quote #8394:
<Skumby> If MB lacks poking skill, there's nothing I can do
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Quote #8395:
<Sar> I wouldn't say that the SNES pad was in any way ultimate, but it certainly beats the first XBox pad. But then, so does playing videogames with a multimeter, a nine-volt battery and a jumble of hastily-breadboarded wires and resistors.
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Quote #8396:
<Antz> Hmm, an excellent idea - a backflush button on toilet if you just flushed something valuable to you!
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Quote #8397:
<Bogomip> idle city
<Antz> new GTA game?
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Quote #8398:
<Faux> So.. two bitches, a horse, and a halfling.. are you being minoritiist?
<Antz> I suppose I could do a halfling...
<Antz> I'd have to be very drunk to do Drac's horse!
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Quote #8399:
<Faux> But, as it happens, people ask me for pictures of my underage sister frequently enough for me to know the url of them.
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Quote #8400:
 * Amorya encounters the word 'special' and has to phonetically sound it out before realising what it is
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Quote #8401:
<Amorya> online wanking system? Isn't that just pr0n?
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Quote #8402:
<sadiq> (their online wanking system's one big java applet)
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Quote #8403:
<Darren> java wanking is just slow, ineffective and ugly, it's like getting sucked by grandma.
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Quote #8404:
<Faux> Debian comes mummified ;)
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Quote #8405:
<Skumby> Get your free debian! Just check inside special packs of GNUflakes, now!
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Quote #8406:
<Faux> And when compsocers do it, we say they're in their pants.
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Quote #8407:
<sadiq> some effort is always needed at the beginning of term.. or we just end up with perverted freaks and gentoo users (who didn't get onto IRC for the first few weeks because they needed to compile it) .
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Quote #8408:
<bucko> My mother keeps teleporting clean clothes into my room.
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Quote #8409:
<Blood_God> lol.. just spotted a mate's MSN name "if you're vegan you can't swallow sperm"
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Quote #8410:
<Zephran> sure i will, i will wait until the start of term, kill icStatic and sell are the shiney hardware he is sure to have bought by then, that should finance Faux's death and still leave enough for a few small nukes
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Quote #8411:
<Morlark> Given a choice between supporting IE and suporting everything else, I'd choose everything else, because I don't care about market share, I'm a raving fanatic.
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Quote #8412:
<ajmiles> BF2 - where the 2 stands for the number of polygons on Faux's screen at any one time
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Quote #8413:
<Blood_God> the frencher you are, the faster your instincts to surrender kick in
<Blood_God> its less "ah... war.. surrender" and more "warsurrender"
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Quote #8414:
<Blood_God> omeone else up there we could talk to?
<Blood_God> gah
<Blood_God> damn you copy and paste
<Blood_God> you fail me again
<Blood_God> omeone else up there we could talk to?
<Blood_God> and again
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Quote #8415:
<Draconas> Skumby 2.0 more ass for sadiq than ever :P
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Quote #8416:
<Blood_God> huzzah. one printer connected to a machine 130 miles away sucessfully installed and working
<BigG> Heh :)
<Blood_God> now to fix the other problem
<Skumby> It;s out of paper?
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Quote #8417:
 * icStatic has got Sex printed over and over all over his database
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Quote #8418:
<Blood_God> the blood service keep sending me letters asking for blood
<Blood_God> damn vampires
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Quote #8419:
 * icStatic is oversexed
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Quote #8421:
<Nugent> Blood_God: God's gift to women.
<Nugent> ;-)
<Blood_God> heh
<Nugent> OK, so I'm strange.
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Quote #8422:
<Woolfben> that's not so much pushing the boat out, as taking an axe to the hull of it, booby-trapping the motor, and rigging it with dynamite
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Quote #8423:
<Blood_God> oh herro game, so rovery to rose you again
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Quote #8424:
<icStatic> AOL is good if you dont have a computer
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Quote #8425:
<Faux> http://www.solo.pipex.com/prtl-images/portal-template-images/thumbsup.png "Say YES! to childporn!"
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Quote #8426:
<Chloe> i wont say im desperate but...
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Quote #8427:
<Faux> "i cant sign in 2 MSN 7.0 even tho i disabled the firewall i use AOL any suggestions?" <- hehe.
<Blood_God> Faux: hammer + hdd? :p
<icStatic> i found that hammer + user is more effective
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Quote #8428:
<icStatic> gah the number of times ive typed 'Sex' in this damn question box is starting to make me feel inadequate
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Quote #8429:
<BigG> Not everything is about beating the french... hold on what am I saying... yes it is! ;)
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Quote #8430:
<zx64> How about a splashscreen that just says "You've just lost the game"?
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Quote #8431:
<icStatic> been avoiding anime for now on fear of becoming addicted...
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Quote #8432:
 * icStatic2 has no idea
<___bucko_> Don't worry, I'll blame you if it all goes wrong.
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Quote #8433:
<Amorya> "Hermione let her robes fall and Ron backed into the sink" - and they said it was a kid's book!
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Quote #8434:
<Skumby> I'm on a low girl diet
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Quote #8435:
<Faux> Either there an air-raid going on, or someone just got their cock stuck in the fan in the toilets, brb.
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Quote #8437:
<zx64> !tell sadiq find / -name game
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Quote #8438:
<sadiq> "Is that a 1U rackmount in your pants or are you happy to see me?" "Naa, it's a 2U, apparently those pills works."
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Quote #8439:
<Faux> benji: Where was that lego-porn site? It was good.
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Quote #8440:
<acehole> windows is quite convinced I have eight monitors
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Quote #8441:
<bucko> CompSoc is way too clean.
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Quote #8442:
<sadiq> well.. ocassionally with Dementia.
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Quote #8443:
 * Dementia is of the opinion that if someone wants to be offended fuck them
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Quote #8444:
<ajmiles> ironic_typoes++
<Wiz> teh
<Wiz> win
<ajmiles> please tell me "typoes" has an e...
<ajmiles> otherwise that was the most ironic typo ever
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Quote #8445:
<icStatic> dont you just love it when the End task process needs to be end tasked?
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Quote #8446:
<DrWatson> !tell cmb ta for payment; noted.
<sadiq> DrWatson: How much do you charge? ;-)
<DrWatson> sadiq, 25% more than I do for you; you get the speshul rate
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Quote #8447:
<icStatic> oh feck... i was a FOOL when i wrote this code
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Quote #8448:
<Banana> blowing deeply? dual-head? What *have* i sumbled into?
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Quote #8449:
 * Zephran hopes blizzard only offer email support, i wouldn't wish for anyone to have to deal with a support call from an addicted WoW player, such as murphybob, suffering withdrawal symptoms
%
Quote #8450:
 * Zat reads one of the more recent posts on the Animesoc forum, and wonders what made him think something titled "Some cool incest links" might /not/ be spam
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Quote #8451:
<sadiq> sweeet asss
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Quote #8452:
<sadiq> You've found women with lasers?
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Quote #8453:
 * DrWatson is quite happy with having a nipple to tweak if it can produce the response I'm looking for.
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Quote #8455:
<dotwaffle> Yeah, your mum's so big, she errored the parser...
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Quote #8456:
<Wiz> it was clearly your mum
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Quote #8458:
 * Skumby wonders how much of the internet a 20 level recursive wget of a wikipedia page would get
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Quote #8459:
<zx64> "Mac address?  Well, errr... there's an Apple store in Birmingham..."
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Quote #8460:
<zx64> In Soviet Stylesheets, borders collapse on you!
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Quote #8461:
<Woolfben> morning Morlark..... wait, morning? Morlark?!?
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Quote #8462:
<murphybob> in soviet russia kipper smokes you
<Nugent> "Get a kipper to smoke me, my breakfast's coming back!"?
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Quote #8463:
<Skumby> In case of lag, pull chord..
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Quote #8464:
<icStatic> load average / student loan = processors needed
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Quote #8465:
<murphybob> like a majestic electrical sex caterpillar.
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Quote #8466:
<murphybob> i have the lowest quotes per unit greatness, because although i have many quotes, i am muchos muchos great.
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Quote #8467:
<icStatic> Woolfben, when we get back to cov tho eh, 300 miles is a bit far for a quickie ;)
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Quote #8468:
<sadiq> icStatic: It's a pre-watershed version of peace.funurl.com, my therapist says it's a good subtitute.
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Quote #8469:
<murphybob> does it involve lube?
<murphybob> if so, count me in.
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Quote #8470:
<lionfish> murphybob :yeah, the jinglylove is goood.
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Quote #8471:
<lionfish> Jingles: I don't have a clue, but i thought it would be an amusing (and potentially quotable) thing to say.
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Quote #8472:
<lionfish> mmm quote-ale...
<lionfish> ...that sounds like a good idea.
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Quote #8473:
<Morlark> Oh noes indeed. I actually have to wake up... in the morning! :o
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Quote #8474:
<Antz> Right, I guess #compsoc is the wrong place to look for a wife...
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Quote #8475:
<Blood_God> i've got 38GB of films and I can't find anything to watch
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Quote #8476:
 * Draconas sees what a nuclear strike on milton keynes would look like
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Quote #8477:
<Amorya> hey! put down the rusty shears and step away from the surgical implements!
 * Amorya runs
<Antz> See how difficult it is for a geek to get a wife!
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Quote #8478:
 * Silver finds the Laws of Reality are working normally as there is one sock left
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Quote #8479:
<Skumby> Kill its children in front of it!
<Skumby> Jeez.. Now I look like a murderer :/
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Quote #8480:
 * icStatic greps the vstudio code for 'dodgy hack'
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Quote #8481:
<Antz> Philippa: can I sexually harass you to marry me?
<Philippa> you can try. I mean, they're your testicles to risk
<Antz> OK, will you marry me? :)
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Quote #8483:
<Crazy_Piglet> Believe me, I'm not paying for SETI units.
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Quote #8484:
<Blood_God> !calc 37*10
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Quote #8485:
<Darren> icStatic appears to think that his sister is hot, hmm icIncest!
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Quote #8486:
<Antz> Hmm, #compsoc, the ultimate guide to incest
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Quote #8487:
<Antz> easiest way of geting a Windows Administrator password is to ask the Administrator user :D
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Quote #8488:
<icStatic> 68% of all statistics are made up
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Quote #8489:
 * benji just tried to swat his mouse cursor thinking it was a fly
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Quote #8490:
<Blood_God> I can't remember when i last threw up, was in my 1st year some time
<Jingles> ah the joys of a university education
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Quote #8491:
<Zat> Okay, I just got the strangest phishing mail. It claims to be a PayPal invoice to "sexito (info@vayanah.com)" for a "Masturbator  / MK-0038" worth "$1,520 GBP"
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Quote #8492:
<Skumby> Create icons for Thunderbird:
<Skumby> On my desktop
<Skumby> In my start menu
<Skumby> In my pants
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Quote #8493:
<ficedula> UPS++   Ha! You shall not defeat me today, short term power outage!
%
Quote #8494:
<DrWatson> !if (coventry.weather()=="rain") say DrWatson, you don't want to leave your laundry out!
%
Quote #8495:
 * Jeremy hears funny noises in the house despite noone else being in it
<Wiz> the moths are mounting the counter attack
<Wiz> RUN
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Quote #8496:
<bucko___> Will Fuck Mothers?
<Blood_God> works for me
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Quote #8497:
<Sar> "Hey, you! You're a typical british citizen going about your business unafraid of being blown up! This is exactly the sort of behaviour terrorists /don't like/, therefore you are provoking terrorism!"
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Quote #8498:
<Blood_God> hmm, intruiging, the "Play" function in kzenexplorer plays stuff out to the player's output
<Silver> Wait, you're confused because the Play function... plays stuff?
<Silver> Remind me never to ask you for GUI advice.
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Quote #8499:
<Silver> |<------------ this difficult ------------>|
<Morlark> As difficult as the goatse man's anus is wide?
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Quote #8500:
 * sadiq goes to create some order in his pants.
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Quote #8501:
<Morlark> Woo, for a second there I thought the unthinkable had happened, but it's ok, i've found a 150 ml cok.
%
Quote #8502:
<Antz> I have an African drum that I beat during compile process, to banish the bugs from code.
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Quote #8503:
<sadiq> DrWatson: http://del.icio.us/tag/humour
<DrWatson> :P
 * DrWatson is trying to be productive here, I will not fall for your petty diversions
<DrWatson> *clickies*
%
Quote #8505:
<bucko> It didn't sound healthy.
 * BigG would guess that it depends on wher you got it from bucko 
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Quote #8506:
<Antz> Amorya++ planning to porn Mac wbl client to GNU/Hurd
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Quote #8507:
<murphybob> was it the one where the Skumboids invaded DS9 and used it as a pimp-rig?
<Morlark> Heh, I would so watch that episode. DS9 would work far better as a pimp-rig.
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Quote #8508:
<covbob> I watched a bloke vacuuming in the nude last night
%
Quote #8509:
<murphybob> "Spoil Harry Potter and get banned." - Didn't J.K.Rowling spoil it when she first put pen to paper?
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Quote #8510:
<covbob> I was doubled up in agony by then, and it was starting to leak
%
Quote #8511:
<sadiq> ooh, I need to get some proper war-driving kit.
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Quote #8512:
<Banana> Have we *still* not dropped your pants yet?! :)
%
Quote #8513:
<zx64> in your pants?
<Antz> No, I play that one... a different game
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Quote #8514:
 * Banana stops waving his penis around now
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Quote #8515:
<Antz> !calc 4 * 5
<Antz> I knew that
%
Quote #8516:
<Tim> Yep, to keep my associate membership of the FSF, I have to occasionally carry out contract killings in my local area.
%
Quote #8517:
 * Blood_God sets mode -ace_ventura Banana 
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Quote #8519:
<zx64> And the home/end keys don't do what they should.  That's like going from using Photoshop on the PC to using it on the Mac and finding the pencil icon doesn't switch to a pencil brush but bring up a flashing dialog with a cartoon tree jumping up and down.
%
Quote #8520:
<MulletroN> lol
<Blood_God> lol
<Morlark> lol
<Blood_God> !quote
<Morlark> What are we laughing at? I wasn't here.
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Quote #8521:
 * Silver remembers to bring a 2by4 with him next time he's down in London
<Blood_God> heh
<sadiq> Silver: Good luck getting that through Inverness International Airport's customs.
<Banana> "Is this your wood sir?"
<Banana> "Did you chop it yourself?"
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Quote #8522:
<Wiz> when i removed windows media player from my system i didnt expect it to pop up when i downloaded a video
%
Quote #8523:
<Antz> OMG the food cooking downstairs smells better than sex with icStatic's sister. food++
%
Quote #8524:
<icStatic> lol i go to get a drink and there is already talk of sex with my sister.. ffs compsoc :S
%
Quote #8525:
<icStatic> slashdot. the human equivalent of a DoS virus attack
%
Quote #8526:
<Banana> 'ARRGHH!!! PLUG IT IN!!! PLUG IT IN!!' 'The router or the phone charger?' 'THE ROUTER! THE ROUTER!'
%
Quote #8527:
<Jingles> HAHA! I STILL SUCK COX!
<murphybob> he does you know
 * Jingles suspects it wasnt worth the loo break
%
Quote #8528:
<MFJ> Some has stolen Banana and replaced him with a ..... banana!!!!
%
Quote #8529:
<Banana> "Dracaena" <-- What Draconas would be called were he female? :)
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Quote #8530:
<Antz> LucidIon|Octane: indeed, or else your cover may  get blown!
<Antz> that is especially bad if you are nude under the cover... and are not an attractive female
%
Quote #8531:
<Antz> but then getting blown under the cover is perhaps the only way for the least attractive...
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Quote #8532:
 * Banana slides LucidIon's lever and pulls on his ring
%
Quote #8533:
<Skumby> Sleep patterns are overated
%
Quote #8534:
<Antz> acehole: No, I am not undergoing a sex change!
%
Quote #8535:
<Antz> Yertle: what makes you think blows are not nice?
%
Quote #8536:
<acehole> well, you have a porn stash don't you?
<Antz> Yes... that's the pnly thing that keeps me alive now. porn++
%
Quote #8537:
<Skumby> Not that sort of gay
<Polar> mmm
%
Quote #8538:
<sadiq> lubed up and ready to go?
<MFJ> Your present hasnt arrived yet sadiq :-(
%
Quote #8539:
<covbob> I was looking forward to a good three-way IRC wanking session
%
Quote #8540:
<Blood_God> ok... that's not good... i see acehole quoting covbob, so i see "I was looking forward to a good three-way IRC wanking session" and then I see the next line - Jingles|dvd saying "oo thats a cool idea"
%
Quote #8541:
<covbob> linky to manboobs?
%
Quote #8542:
<Polar> surely "real host" == host running hurd
%
Quote #8543:
<Blood_God> i saw something in Computing Weeking today that said Hurd at the start
<Blood_God> and then realised it was about a person called Mr Hurd
<Blood_God> and stopped reading
%
Quote #8544:
<Antz> I suck the bot, I appologise!
%
Quote #8545:
<Blood_God> heh "that's why i went back to men"
%
Quote #8546:
<covbob> I experience sexual tension towards all of you. Especially acehole......
%
Quote #8547:
 * Morlark wonders how many pants at covbob's work will suddenly become baggy.
%
Quote #8548:
<bucko> I like to punish kernel.org for hosting Linux.
%
Quote #8550:
<Jingles> i /really/ must stop playing paintball like i do bf2
%
Quote #8551:
<acehole> Antz++ good for everything except fucking...
%
Quote #8552:
<Antz> Yes, I like being me. It's very amusing at times.
 * acehole imagines Antz curled up in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth manically and giggling to himself
%
Quote #8553:
<Antz> hurd people are crazy. They are discussing making a driver in python. Make them stop!
%
Quote #8554:
<Ynox> ba-- for their online checkin not working if two people in a group have the same name
<Faux> Try the american site, they have to be used to one person needing more than one seat.
%
Quote #8555:
<DrWatson> /msg Faux|work *prod*
 * DrWatson casually picks that up, whistling
%
Quote #8556:
<Laurence> accoding to the user the bsod was caused by moving the mouse
<benji> perhaps they didn't restart for the changes to take effect
<DrWatson> Ah, yes, mouse movement, always a dangerous proposition on windows
%
Quote #8557:
 * MFJ slaps his tomatos
%
Quote #8558:
<Skumby> !calc 4/100*600
<Jingles> you couldnt see that as 4*6 ?
<Skumby> Nope
<Skumby> I don't need to think
<Skumby> I've got computers to do that for me
%
Quote #8559:
 * Jeremy tweaks his filters
 * Silver filters his tweaks
 * Skumby feaks his twilters#
 * DrWatson twilters his freaks
%
Quote #8560:
 * Skumby was wondering how far we could take it
<ficedula> "Too far" is the normal assumption in #compsoc
%
Quote #8561:
<Jeremy> Having #compsoc read aloud to you brings it home how dirty it is
%
Quote #8562:
<Skumby> Avoid contact with genitals
%
Quote #8563:
<Silver> Sorry, I'm watching my firewall logs.
%
Quote #8564:
 * Faux decides that asking what boobies have to do with his mum would be a mistake.
%
Quote #8566:
<sadiq> I got thrown out of a toyshop in the Bullring because I was playing Mrs Pacman for over an hour.
%
Quote #8567:
<Faux> !flipacoin 2405 or pc capable of running a 2405?
%
Quote #8569:
<ajmiles> wel i can lay on my back and not have them come off the front of my frace
%
Quote #8570:
<icStatic> just trying to decide how to implement the children
%
Quote #8571:
<Rakurai> .... someone remove that quote? getting a tad embarrassing :-S
%
Quote #8572:
<icStatic> i really dont like it when Dementia uses the word porn and my name in the same sentance
%
Quote #8573:
 * Amorya imagines the Sesame Street characters dancing round in underwear singing "P is for Pants"
%
Quote #8574:
<Amorya> ficedula: big bird in a thong - think about it :)
%
Quote #8576:
<sadiq> "Erm, Paul. Can I have a new machine?"
<Zephran> lol
<sadiq> "What'd you mean? _Another_ one?"
<sadiq> "Well, i've had this one for ages."
<icStatic> this video should be a benchmark for modern pcs
<sadiq> "A week isn't ages..."
<sadiq> "What?"
<sadiq> "Oh, you've not actually unpacked it yet." * gestures to the new machine sitting behind his desk *
<sadiq> "Oh."
%
Quote #8577:
<sadiq> Zephran: I'm quite suited to my 12.1" now.
%
Quote #8578:
<sadiq> Hey, i'd be quite happy if my penis was 12" long. =)
%
Quote #8579:
<Morlark> Hmm, damn you compsoc. I've forgotten how to fall asleep!
%
Quote #8581:
<Antz> Hmm, the females now got undressed and got into the swimming pool.
%
Quote #8582:
<MFJ> Dear god
<Jingles> yes? I am here
%
Quote #8583:
<wardrobe> I hope everyone is having an awesome summer
<wardrobe> I mean, look at me. I'm playing the Applying For Jobs And Getting Turned Down game
<wardrobe> it's hilarious
<wardrobe> fun for the whole family
%
Quote #8584:
<Draconas> why exactly is he trying to get longhorns explorer running on XP?
<Silver> Because he's a fool.
%
Quote #8585:
<Silver> Drac is always right.
%
Quote #8586:
<sadiq> Dementia: Like groupsex, without the awkward silences afterwards.
%
Quote #8587:
 * acehole suddenly becomes aware of the horrible irony of talking to #compsoc of the beast he freed from his pants
%
Quote #8588:
<acehole> eventually I took my trousers off, shook the left leg, and out pops a devil's coachman
%
Quote #8589:
 * Faux divides price of 2405fpw by weekly wage. Heh heh heh ;)
%
Quote #8590:
<Skumby> There's something very odd about watching a giant bipedal cow beat an emu to death with a large wooden hammer
%
Quote #8591:
<Banana> DrWatson: did zx pass you a link for tekken?
<DrWatson> if you mean tyrian, yes ;)
<Banana> Ah that'd help my google searching noend
%
Quote #8592:
 * lucidion projects the gentoo logo onto the clouds to call Zat.
%
Quote #8593:
<Blood_God> "Holy USEflags Zatman!"
%
Quote #8594:
<Silver> Could well be. Colour lists are incestuious beasts, always merging with their own kind.
%
Quote #8595:
<Antz> Or maybe implant each compsoc member with things like heartbeat and blood pressure monitors, and calculate time  to climax accordingly as the person is getting fingered?
%
Quote #8596:
<Antz> Amorya: Anything that makes you sticky can not be a waste!
%
Quote #8597:
<Amorya> icStatic: not really. Just surprising to see one that big
%
Quote #8598:
 * DrWatson used to love Bucko O' Hare
%
Quote #8599:
<icStatic> heh i almost read that as "£2 for a virgin" and was about to go WHERE!
%
Quote #8600:
<icStatic> i think my spidermonkey is enjoying it too
<Silver> Spidermonkey /loves/ it.
<icStatic> although it keeps telling me ive violated it
<Silver> Yes, that would be the turd effect.
%
Quote #8601:
<icStatic> woot it now works on children too
%
Quote #8602:
<Amorya> Yertle - you should get a sony tattoo! 
%
Quote #8603:
<Antz> catching them is not a solution. They only attack humans because they feel thereatened. A proper solution would be shark schools, where younglings can get educated. We need to listen to the sharks, and reach common goals together, and resolve our differences.
%
Quote #8604:
<Amorya> we'll have to get it out when Yertle's around
%
Quote #8605:
<acehole> but, um, yes, I want internet sex!
%
Quote #8606:
<Antz> benji: why don't you join me in my bed then?
%
Quote #8607:
<Jeremy> Nugent: your mirror allows you to se around 180 degree bends?
%
Quote #8608:
<Skumby> Damn.. There's something extremely fishy downstairs
<Skumby> Smells like a fishery's on fire
%
Quote #8609:
<sadiq> It's not the beer in the fridge i'd be worried about, it's the cheap Fillipino brides in your living room.
%
Quote #8610:
<Blood_God> <everyone> Gore wins <fox> Bush wins! <everyone> Erm... we were wrong.. Bush wins!
%
Quote #8611:
<Blood_God> still - got to love the orange men's calendar: "january, february, MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH october, november, december"
%
Quote #8612:
<acehole> I got mouse movement and clicks out of the box with suse
%
Quote #8614:
<ajmiles> quite what my chances are of getting rescued my an attractive US tv character that /plays/ a member of the counter terrorist unit, i don't know...
%
Quote #8615:
<Antz> Faux: when does your sister become legal?
%
Quote #8616:
<ajmiles> i wonder if microsoft have patented the wheel
%
Quote #8617:
 * Blood_God is watching stealth
<ajmiles> don't do it
<ajmiles> one of the worst movies of the year i've heard
 * DrWatson has heard that it's not too bad
<DrWatson> blatant brainless action
<Blood_God> i had to download *something* with the news about BT Yahoo + no caps :P
%
Quote #8618:
<megakid> been running sweet as a nut
 * acehole is still on a 2600+ athxp
<acehole> tbred-b core
<Nugent> megakid: Your nuts are sweet?
<Nugent> See a doctor.
<acehole> next machine is 9-12 months
<megakid> Last time I checked yes...I cant bend that far now...
%
Quote #8619:
<BigG> Rar! Winn0r! My rate of pay is wrong :D
%
Quote #8620:
<Tim> Afternoon.
<Silver> Evening.
<zx64> I think you'll find it's GNU/Afternoon.
<zx64> Mornings are non-free and thus evil (or the other way round).
%
Quote #8621:
<ajmiles> how does disturbing == leet ?
<Faux> Welcome to #compsoc.
%
Quote #8622:
<ajmiles> i suppose now i've designed the hand, you could play BF2 as the new player class "The Thing" from the Addams Family
%
Quote #8623:
<Faux> As far as I can tell there are no sister <-> dongle, or childporn <-> dongle quotes :(]
%
Quote #8624:
<ajm> haha: "PlusNet started during the last week sending out a letter to customers whom PlusNet feel are using their connections in a way that affects the quality of service for other customers. A copy of this letter is reproduced in full below:"
<sadiq> "Stop fucking torrenting?"
%
Quote #8625:
<Muz> ICS, good grief
<Muz> do you take me for some kind of sadist?
%
Quote #8627:
 * Banana puts his penis away
<icStatic> !sureitsbeenquotedbefor
<DrWatson> banana, surprised you can fit it back in your pants
 * dotwaffle thanks Banana for a job well done.
%
Quote #8628:
 * lucidion would assume to impersonate someone's sister, you'd have to wear considerably more girl's clothing than just the knickers.
<Jeremy> Not online you don't
%
Quote #8629:
<Yertle> as in sailors rather than bodily fluid!
%
Quote #8630:
<Dementia> lucidion--
<Dementia> I just died in WoW, reading your grouphug spam!
%
Quote #8631:
<wardrobe> who would have thought Hell existed, and that it would be in Sar's back garden?
%
Quote #8632:
<icStatic> onegai_teacher++
<Amorya> I keep reading that as One Gay Teacher
%
Quote #8633:
<bucko__> sadiq: You should be able to calculate 505.96442562694069311982 / 2 in your head.
%
Quote #8634:
 * DrWatson ponders ordering some seedy motel rooms for the X series lovers and their laptops to spend some personal time together
%
Quote #8635:
<Antz> covbob|work: acehole|Cornwall is in Cornwall
%
Quote #8636:
<Skumby> http://193.151.73.87/games/lemmings/
<Faux> Now they just need to make it look like excel so I can play it at work :/
%
Quote #8637:
<Tim> I've got seven years of repressed anger and resentment. I could snap at any time.
%
Quote #8638:
<Antz> Amorya: surely "making yourself" and "pizza" are words that should not appear in the same sentence lest thy should collide and destroy the universe in a giant explosion?
%
Quote #8639:
<Faux> "You will know your resistor was too small when things catch fire."
%
Quote #8640:
<Amorya> "on IRC, my name is Mandy"?
%
Quote #8641:
<Zat> How leet is leet?
<Blood_God> this leet
 * Blood_God gestures wildly
 * Zat gasps in awe
%
Quote #8642:
<Amorya> NAME: du -- destroy the currently logged in user
<Blood_God> oh. no. not man 666 du, man 1 du ;)
<Amorya> SYNOPSIS: du [-T] [-L] [--kb] [-f]
<Amorya> DESCRIPTION: The du utility executes a chain of destruction on all assets owned by the user currently logged in. Much admired by system administrators of power, the su/du combination is invaluable to prevent users requesting support when time could be spent much more productively by playing Quake.
<Amorya> The options are as follows:
<Amorya> -T (Torture) Links to the espresso machine on the second floor via ethernet, and the next time the user requests a drink they get DECAF!
%
Quote #8643:
<Amorya> -f (Force) If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
%
Quote #8644:
<Antz> I guess I can't expect much more being a chicken and all
%
Quote #8645:
 * Skumby can operate one in either hand, but is more comfortable with one in the left
%
Quote #8647:
<Faux> Evidence suggests that you can't make icing with vodka.
%
Quote #8648:
<icStatic> she'd be a perfect geek bride :)
<wardrobe> er, so she's a quad IA-64 server now with twin gaming workstations?
%
Quote #8649:
<Amorya> ooops... I mean... is compsoc 7-year-old safe?
<Antz> No
<Antz> so you can fuck
%
Quote #8650:
<wardrobe> "sry i cudnt finish teh phorumz i had 2 k1ll sum1 lol :( omg teh polce r @ my d00r" -- Connection reset by peer
%
Quote #8651:
<icStatic> i want silver _so_ badly right now...
%
Quote #8652:
 * Banana notes that nipples have a bad tendancy to drift
%
Quote #8654:
<icStatic> hmm i think icLogic is smoking crack atm
<icStatic> columbian distilled crack
<icStatic> with added insanity peppers
<icStatic> and drops of Faux blood
%
Quote #8655:
<Faux> Anyone remember what the new xxx film is called, to save me using google while parents are in the room?
%
Quote #8656:
<murphy> i remember once i was bored waiting for a bus and i wandered up to this old bookshop and found a copy of the millenium box set of lord of the rings for 50 quid, i managed to convince the guy to give it me for something like £47 and 90 something pence as it was all i had :)  i had to walk the 7 miles home cos i'd just spent all my money but by god was i happy
%
Quote #8657:
<sadiq> I met a guy on the coach who does something very interesting..
%
Quote #8658:
<wardrobe> it's a girl, I believe
<wardrobe> half the email is in caps
%
Quote #8659:
<Yertle> im sure id agree if i knew the difference between logic and analogue!
%
Quote #8661:
 * Blood_God would worry about a picture called rear.jpg usually :p
%
Quote #8662:
<acehole> damn, he's 60 miles away... how do you clout somebody via email?
<wardrobe> does he use Outlook?
%
Quote #8663:
<acehole> you can save idiots from everything but themselves...
%
Quote #8664:
<lucidion> Lets face it: PSP << DVD player because of hentai games! ;-)
%
Quote #8665:
<acehole> !getquote acehole /incest/
<Polar> !quotecount /sister/
<acehole> mmm, even more incestuous
%
Quote #8666:
<Antz> Faux: you have 4GB of hot underage sister porn?!
%
Quote #8667:
<MFJ> How big is it Skumby
<MFJ> --------------Quote barrier
%
Quote #8668:
 * Jeremy promises to buy a new computer soon
%
Quote #8669:
<icStatic> well, its tiny when you consider what its got in it...
%
Quote #8670:
<Blood_God> I'm slowly going insane
<Dementia> You're in #compsoc, insanity is essential.
%
Quote #8671:
 * Skumby start->run "iexplode"
<Skumby> Why didn't that work?
%
Quote #8672:
<Draconas> Skumby name one person in compsoc who does not tell MS where they can shove their license agreement
%
Quote #8673:
 * Faux hopes it tastes as good as his sister.
%
Quote #8674:
 * Faux starts cleaning up his desktop, and finds some gay porn. sadiq minus minus.
%
Quote #8675:
<icStatic> Faux's sister is clearly more sexy than mine
%
Quote #8676:
 * Faux doesn't get involved this time, I have enough quotes about how my sister and her breasts taste.
%
Quote #8677:
<wardrobe> she's too cute to torture
%
Quote #8678:
<BigG> Clearly there neeeds to be a !howlongtillicstaticssisterislegal command
%
Quote #8679:
<Skumby> all sisters are porn movie stars unless proven otherwise. It's the law
%
Quote #8681:
<Draconas> so what valuable lesson did you learn from that wardrobe?
<wardrobe> that you need some kind of medication
%
Quote #8682:
<Draconas> covbob|work no, i poke Faux's soul with a sharp stick every time he worships acehole though
%
Quote #8683:
<Draconas> fred this is one part of compsoc you do not want to get into :P
<fred> icstatic's sister?
%
Quote #8684:
<acehole> anybody got any good porn search terms?
<Antz> acehole: try "porn"
<icStatic> acehole, try "goatse mirror"
%
Quote #8685:
 * Faux has oo.o base.
 * Faux glances at the line he just wrote, and thinks.. "Eeew, what horribly deformed breasts."
%
Quote #8686:
<Chloe> I drove past a "Flood" road sign this evening, and I was soooo tempted to steal it, print In My Pants underneath and bring it to LAN's as a wall hanging!
%
Quote #8687:
<icStatic> 'There once was a little boy call Antz, who had a thing about pants. He liked his pr0n, and occasionally my m0m'
<Antz> You mean your sister...
<icStatic> 'and i cant think of anything else cos its too early in the morning'
<Antz> your sister, icStatic
%
Quote #8688:
<icStatic> 'There once was a man called Antz, who had a thing about pants. He liked to look at pr0n, occasionally my mum but in the end ran off with my sister'
%
Quote #8689:
<acehole> There is a Ukrainian named Antz, who likes to get out of his pants. He says "icStatic's sister, why don't we play twister?", and makes her get out into his pants.
%
Quote #8690:
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ unzip
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ strip
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ touch
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ finger
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ mount
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ fsck
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ more
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ unmount
<acehole> [user@localhost]$ sleep
%
Quote #8691:
<acehole> yeah I first came in her in december
<acehole> oh god...
<acehole> s/her/here
%
Quote #8692:
<fred> we are pentium of borg. division is futile. you will be approximated.
%
Quote #8693:
<lucidion> sadiq: have you considered a USB vibrator for your X31?
<sadiq> no, IBM supplied a pcmcia card for that
%
Quote #8694:
<Antz> I'm running Hoary Hedgehog, with lots of nude females
%
Quote #8695:
<icStatic> Li is going to want to suck my cock when i finish this project
%
Quote #8696:
<acehole> bah enough #compsoc banter, I want my porn!!
<acehole> Faux!!
%
Quote #8697:
<sadiq> Threesome!
<acehole> actually maybe this is a bad idea
<sadiq> Yes, Antz is bad in bed.
%
Quote #8698:
<sadiq> Only afterwards did I realise that made me look really gay.
%
Quote #8699:
<icStatic> !8ball sadiq is gay?
<sadiq> Damn right.
%
Quote #8700:
 * Faux turns on "maximize across all three screens" and goes to find some widescreen pr0n.
%
Quote #8701:
<sadiq> It is plastered with polish.
%
Quote #8702:
<sadiq> 25% fruit juice, 5% carrot 50% sugar, 20% underage worker sweat.
%
Quote #8703:
<icStatic> sadiq is all about quantity not quality
%
Quote #8704:
<fred> hmm nyone nme n onscreen keybord for linux?
%
Quote #8705:
 * Antz clicks expecting to see an SGI box in cuddly case with fur and a label "stroke me"
%
Quote #8706:
<Skumby> Stuff your dog's ashes in a soft toy
<Skumby> Then hug it and care for it and treat it as your own
%
Quote #8707:
<Skumby> Does it count as feature creep if it's just the same feature duplicated?
%
Quote #8708:
<wardrobe> I'm addicted to the reuters news jingle, even if they are an evil megacorp
<lucidion> wardrobe: you want to work for them don't you?
<wardrobe> I tried, they told me to come back when I've learnt a few more languages
%
Quote #8709:
<Silver> "ASSERTION: You suck!"
%
Quote #8710:
<Antz> s/blood/alcohol/
 * Antz forgets what flows in what in the bloodstream...
%
Quote #8711:
 * Blood_God generally sees spiders... goes "ah a spider" and only kills it if 1) i'm feeling vindictive 2) i'm half asleep and don't fancy eating it
%
Quote #8713:
<Banana> I was about to say 'I havent seen a BSOD in ages', and then realised that I use linux...
%
Quote #8714:
<icStatic> hmmm the inside of my case is hotter than Faux's sister
%
Quote #8715:
<Faux> pr0n@home would be abbreviated to "sister", anyway.
%
Quote #8717:
<Wiz> unless i made a typoi
%
Quote #8718:
 * Faux types "!leetquoatse" :s
%
Quote #8719:
<wardrobe> mac os x is more awesome than $HOT_GIRL in my pants :p
%
Quote #8720:
<Faux> icLinux: You slept with a linux box in your room? :s How did you know it wasn't going to kill you in your sleep and drink your blood?
%
Quote #8721:
<PlanarPlatypus> DrWatson, I think we are OK now
<PlanarPlatypus> it is just painful
%
Quote #8722:
<fred> :%s#xor#xr#g
<Skumby> Did you just sit on your keyboard, fred?
%
Quote #8723:
<Blood_God> BigG: well, of course, icSpeshulness is going nowhere near myPants
%
Quote #8724:
<icStatic> fred, do you have this image of me sitting here in baggy pants and being incestuous with my sister or something?
%
Quote #8725:
<icLinux> although i have to admit i do have a hot sister
%
Quote #8726:
<Skumby> If James Bond has taught us anything, it's always the goodie companies that are secretly evil and intent on devouring the world
%
Quote #8727:
<Laurence> Faux|work: surely you want sisterporn :p
<Faux> sisterporn.com is taken :|
%
Quote #8728:
<Faux> s/(.)(.)\+\+/\2\1++/
<Skumby> Hee Hee! I see titties!
%
Quote #8729:
<DrWatson> Being the sort of person I am, many moments in life are punctuated by quotes from places - it has been red dwarf, it has been movies, it has been matrix stuff... now I'm punctuating my life with /bash/ quotes??!? Heeeeeelllpppp meeeeeeeeeee!
%
Quote #8730:
<Faux> windows-- "New device detected: The hard disk you just booted me off.. installed.. okay, you need to reboot before this device will work."
%
Quote #8731:
<Faux> mailto:webmaster@ebuyer.com&message="Dear eBuyer. Your site search is on crack."
%
Quote #8732:
<Faux> I can free some 'tov space up if someone wants to mirror sister pr0n?
%
Quote #8733:
<DrWatson> sadiq, didn't anyone ever tell you that three-at-once is immoral?
%
Quote #8735:
<sadiq> First person to say "upgrade your computer instead" gets a slap.
 * Jeremy would like one of those
%
Quote #8736:
<bucko> The rest are wearing trousers or inpenetrable skirts.
%
Quote #8737:
 * Faux decides to go to bed and be productive tommorow /morning/. Yes, hear that, body? Morning.
%
Quote #8738:
<wardrobe> if that means more miniskirts, then I'm in
%
Quote #8739:
 * fred really really wishes that the wikipedia for lemonparty didn't have the image...
%
Quote #8740:
<sadiq> Tim: You and your 18-year old cousin swap boyfriends?
%
Quote #8741:
 * BigG wonders what icStatic has been doing...
<Tim> Shagging Korean hos.
%
Quote #8742:
<sadiq> I swear i've got to stop putting a homoerotic twist on everything.
%
Quote #8743:
 * ajmiles diligently seeds photoshop
 * DrWatson applauds ajmiles social conscience
<ajmiles> well if you are going to break copyright law by downloading it, you might as well go ahead and break it again by sending it to people you don't know
<Skumby> But you might be sending it to terrorists!
<ajmiles> imagine the consequences if terrorists got hold of photoshop...
<ajmiles> all they'd need would be a picture of a monkey, and a picture of george bush and.... we'd still not notice any difference :\
%
Quote #8744:
<Tim> I'm shortly going to have to resort to crime to fund my coffee habit. Or worse - paid employment.
%
Quote #8745:
<Faux> And would anyone like to guess why I have about 40 explorer processes open?
<Blood_God> porn?
%
Quote #8746:
<MFJ> How has your week been so far
<bucko> I am permanently scarred.
%
Quote #8747:
 * Faux has thermal goop on his palm, and it's starting to itch.. lucky I didn't wank to steady my hands before putting the cooler on.
%
Quote #8748:
<Banana> Yay! It lives
<DrWatson> whassat?
<sadiq> DrWatson: His mail-order pills arrived in the post.
%
Quote #8749:
 * ajmiles already has a 24", but a few more inches would be good
%
Quote #8750:
<Blood_God> acehole: i'm addicted to pants.. i'm trying to give up... but i just can't stop - or so it seems
%
Quote #8751:
<DrWatson> Luckily, I have a good goatse reflex
%
Quote #8752:
 * Faux isn't used to this low-quality, out-of-date legal software, give me my pirate copies back :/
%
Quote #8753:
<Faux> fred: Is that some kind of abandoned warehouse? Are mass linux-meetings outlawed by local authorities under religious hate laws? :p
%
Quote #8754:
<ajmiles> "China has detected you are playing for more than 3 hours per day, they now wish to start extradition proceedings..."
%
Quote #8755:
<icStatic> Stallman is for software what STDs are to Sex
<icStatic> you just wanna have a good time but they keep getting in the way
%
Quote #8757:
 * icStatic puts a jihad on c++
 * Antz reads that as **icStatic gives a handjob to c++
%
Quote #8759:
<Faux> !calc 52/1
%
Quote #8761:
<Faux> !tell benji I do read my scrollback, and I always, /always/ click on links to movies with wanking in them. :)
%
Quote #8762:
<acehole> Skumby|molly: how and why would you have root on tov?
<Skumby> I'd hax0r it, clearly
<Morlark> h4x!
<Skumby> Watch and learn:
<Skumby> DrWatson: What's the root password on tov?
%
Quote #8763:
<icStatic> !tell sadiq, thanks but no thanks, id like my ex to have no cock on her head
%
Quote #8764:
<sadiq> mmmm, lesbians.
 * acehole goes to fetch another one
%
Quote #8765:
<Blood_God> -bash: heh: command not found
%
Quote #8766:
 * Antz imagines Amorya coming into then channel saying "I just rode on a one of those pink busses"
%
Quote #8767:
<acehole> all but three people (including me) decided they'd rather wank in the public of #compsoc
%
Quote #8768:
 * wardrobe does something unspeakable to #wanking
%
Quote #8769:
<acehole> every time you mis-spell buses as busses, I see pussies
%
Quote #8771:
<acehole> I spread it far and wide
<acehole> I'm very happy to
%
Quote #8772:
<Banana> !quotecount /goatsex/
<Banana> Just checkign
%
Quote #8773:
<Faux> benji: KEEP YOUR LINUX SOFTWARE OFF MY MACHINE :P
%
Quote #8774:
<sadiq> DrWatson: I think the point here is that Linux _has_ choice. Windows, if you don't like it, you just lube up and let Gates do it his way.
%
Quote #8775:
<Draconas> Faux|work uestin..fteruhav eneredall thnfomtio bouvces nmiad
<Draconas> hmm
<Draconas> lets tey that again
%
Quote #8776:
<aj> i can't get it out
%
Quote #8777:
<Faux> Dog chocolate is disgusting.
%
Quote #8778:
<sadiq> Amorya: This is Piazza, it's not meant for work.
<ajmiles> meant for work, or meant *to* work ?
<sadiq> naa, neither.
%
Quote #8779:
<wardrobe> draconas is about as a evil as a warm, lovingly baked strawberry cake
%
Quote #8780:
<Faux> Okay, I don't care what the porn site says, there is no -ing way she is 18 :|
%
Quote #8781:
<Skumby> You imply there's something wrong about sucking donkey cock
%
Quote #8782:
 * Faux hops into covbob's bed.
%
Quote #8784:
<BigG> Oh my god... it's just started to absolutely piss it down and the raindrops are like <--------this---------> bit!!!
<BigG> *big
<ajmiles> what font are the raindrops in BigG?
<ajmiles> point 12 or 16?
%
Quote #8785:
<BigG> Also #Drinking .... #Still drinking .... #Drunk
%
Quote #8786:
<zx64> Heheh, occupants has "pants" in it.
%
Quote #8787:
 * LucidIon forgets what the BBC BASIC assembler uses. wardrobe?
<zx64> That's an odd comment indicator
<zx64> "10 wardrobe this code is silly"
<zx64> "20 wardrobe no really"
%
Quote #8788:
<wardrobe> there's something about the Linux boot screen that turns on the electronic engineer in me
%
Quote #8789:
<Faux> No sadiq, no speshul goatse porn before you /meet/ the freshers.
%
Quote #8790:
<wardrobe> Tim would make a great lesbian
%
Quote #8791:
<Tim> JinglyBOT: Fuck you, I'm doing CSS until I collapse in the maths department. With the possible interlude of going along to the Union to get drunk.
%
Quote #8792:
<LucidIon> Jeremy: one moment you're just browsing the web, the next you're covered in a hot, sticky fluid.
%
Quote #8793:
<wardrobe> "girl, I hope you're ext2 because I want to make sure we're fscking all dawn"
%
Quote #8794:
<Faux> Chloe doesn't like all the quotes about her being a porn addict, she ain't going to get what she wants around here ;)
%
Quote #8795:
<Faux> Hmm, a free screw from acehole.
%
Quote #8796:
<Faux> Cher++ *hides*
%
Quote #8797:
<Antz> Tim
<Antz> given the chance he will do anything
<Antz> he once even violated gandalf
%
Quote #8798:
 * Laurence has "alias quote='echo "This is not IRC!!!"' " in his .bashrc
%
Quote #8799:
<Faux> Actually, they might even still think I'm female. Oops.
%
Quote #8800:
<Faux> I wish my sister was good at something besides stripping.
%
Quote #8801:
<Antz> Yes. release one movie of her showering or something...
<Antz> or better yet playing with a vibrator... does she have one yet?
%
Quote #8802:
<Faux> Although using "Faux is gay" would make it really hard for you to baggy pants me.
%
Quote #8803:
<DrWatson> nipples++
%
Quote #8804:
<Faux> It wouldn't go hard.
%
Quote #8805:
<Faux> I need a "<--- quotesniping whore" tshirt just in case I ever meet acehole.
%
Quote #8806:
<Faux> # :(){ :|:&};: \n Shit.
%
Quote #8807:
<Antz> that's my head! :) It looks scary and hairy
%
Quote #8808:
<Antz> Amorya: Yes, my rucksack is a toilet
%
Quote #8809:
<DrWatson> Is it wrong that I'm starting to download purely for the satisfaction of seeing the green circle that says it's complete than for the movies themselves?
%
Quote #8810:
<ajmiles> lol yeah i can see it now, Zephran settling for a 1.5ghz Celeron
<Zephran> ajmiles, i think so unless you  know of some nice cheap cooling i don't
%
Quote #8812:
<BlueParrot> Hmmm , are peopel going to wheatherspoons today ? 
<Skumby> Go away, headache
%
Quote #8813:
 * Faux goes to play with his sister's yummy juice.
%
Quote #8814:
<wardrobe> god damn it sadiq, now I have coffee on my monitor
%
Quote #8815:
<wardrobe> Antz: you left your webcam running last night.. icStatic and I were watching you lying in bed at 4am
%
Quote #8816:
<Amorya> wtf? it recommended to me "a tale of bangcok brothels" "sizzling hot erotica" "sexy erotic stories" and "world of warcraft"
%
Quote #8817:
 * Amorya is getting better at C
<Neko> excellent Amorya, you can move onto D next week then
%
Quote #8819:
<Blood_God> icStatic: your 402 page retuns as 404 ;)
%
Quote #8820:
<wardrobe> I wonder if bucko is LOADING going to be LOADING upset at the loading screens LOADING that interrupt play LOADING when you least expect LOADING it
%
Quote #8821:
<Crazy_Piglet> What's that Skippy? You broke both of Faux's legs and threw him down a well?
%
Quote #8822:
<Antz> Chloe: you know you want to...
<Antz> Gah, if someone snipes that they get --ed
<acehole> hmm
 * Faux wouldn't take the pleasure away from acehole, he'd get --ed twice.
<acehole> I have karma to burn, you know...
%
Quote #8823:
<Antz> Wow, that is so cool! I'm watching porn, and an insect landed on my screen, and if I pause it and un-full screen the porn if I move the window about the insect follows a bright spot in the video!
%
Quote #8824:
<Skumby> reboot ftw! It's the Windows way!
%
Quote #8825:
<Faux> Any bash.org whores around, I can't seem to find the inevitable "NewOrleans has quit (Excess Flood)" quote :/
%
Quote #8826:
<Faux> Aargh, it's wardrobe, it must be 4am! :p
%
Quote #8827:
<Tim> bucko: We need some sort of automated thing.
%
Quote #8828:
<ajmiles> yes, i didn't really need hindsight to work out what i said was stupid
%
Quote #8829:
<wardrobe> their attempt at web design makes me want to burn down an orphanage in a fit of rage, but I think I can let it slide
%
Quote #8830:
<LucidIon> wardrobe: everyone here knows that you're an acerbic, sarcastic sadist.
<wardrobe> aww
<wardrobe> I have a heart!
<wardrobe> I had to steal it off some kid
<wardrobe> but I have a heart, dammit
%
Quote #8831:
<Seren> and ":w" does not save an Excel file.
%
Quote #8832:
<Dementia> There were pictures of Antz naked?
%
Quote #8833:
<ajmiles> me minus minus, it's all i can do to stop taking this piss out of people's typos, yet mine are at least as bad
%
Quote #8834:
<ajmiles> bucko, bees are suicide bombers, they don't do it without good reason... or brainwashing
%
Quote #8835:
<LucidIon> wardrobe: yes, but you were a tit.
 * wardrobe was a big tit
<LucidIon> wardrobe: silcone enhanced?
<wardrobe> no, all natural
<icStatic> getting it symmetrical is really really difficult.. i'll get there...
<icStatic> wardrobe :)
<LucidIon> icStatic: If you left them as they were it would have been fine.
%
Quote #8836:
<Blood_God> it is more pixellated than zx's pants at the wrong res on a TFT :p
%
Quote #8837:
<Antz> wardrobe: they would be more interesting to watch too... and then we can advertise to societies with female users and get some females into compsoc! They'd all sign up on seeing Faux naked in bed!
%
Quote #8838:
 * BlueParrot is going to go insane if he does not get a WoW login screen soon 
<BlueParrot> Can someone post a screenshot at least ? 
%
Quote #8839:
 * Blood_God fails to see the point in sweetcorn
%
Quote #8840:
 * SegFaux thinks what else stupid he can say
<wardrobe> "I voted for Bush"
%
Quote #8841:
<Faux> We already know how baggy my pants are, thanks.
%
Quote #8842:
<sadiq> I'm disgusted.
<sadiq> They've just pissed on me.
%
Quote #8844:
<Chloe> hmmmm, JinglyBOT is slowly removing himself from my christmas card list
%
Quote #8845:
 * Faux reads CAT5E as GOATSE.
%
Quote #8846:
<Dementia> bucko: You could buy some of my PC :P
<bucko> Which bits? :)
<Dementia> At some point, if I decide to sell them, NF7-S, 2800+, Rad9800pro
<bucko> Nah, that's all overpowered.
%
Quote #8847:
<Tim> This is just another ploy to forcibly eject me from the closet, isn't it?
%
Quote #8848:
 * Skumby burns Crazy_Piglet 
<CP> You miiiiiissed!
<Skumby> bot, tell Crazy_Piglet That I've burnt you
<Skumby> Missed for now, maybe
<Skumby> But it's just a matter of time
%
Quote #8849:
<icStatic> <JinglyBOT> Its snipeyoclock
%
Quote #8851:
<Chloe> I used to mock murphy n nexus for their obsession, but then paul convinced me to try it and it was great!
%
Quote #8852:
 * Faux was trying to teach a phper C the other day.. "There is no string."
%
Quote #8853:
<bucko> Otherwise code breaks in stupid ways when stuff goes wrong.
<Faux> But that's half the fun!
%
Quote #8854:
<Faux> clubland-- Argh, there's /Rachel Stevens/ on my playlist :s
%
Quote #8855:
 * Faux is finding that 4am -> 2am isn't enough sleep :(
%
Quote #8856:
 * MFJ strokes the channel
<Skumby> Uhh..
<sadiq> MFJ: Please keep it in your pants.
<fred> what, the channel?
%
Quote #8857:
<acehole> that is what you call proper jailbait
<acehole> Faux: actually I apparently met her at his birthday party
<acehole> I can't for the life of me remember which one she was though
%
Quote #8858:
<icStatic> Faux is so speshul he makes things reach for their self-destruct buttons
%
Quote #8859:
<ajmiles> yikes, i just set xchat to background 255,0,0
<ajmiles> this hurts
%
Quote #8861:
<Nekozuki> I fiddled with it for too long and it left sticky residue on my hands
%
Quote #8862:
<acehole> compsoc-- I just looked at my watch as I was getting out of the shower... Very first thought: "It's 1337 o'clock!"
%
Quote #8863:
<Skumby> As long as it's fun, it doesn't matter if it's addictive
%
Quote #8864:
<icStatic> DrWatson has far too much karma, he rocks, but has he been giving the bot sexual favors or something?
%
Quote #8865:
<Faux> java--
<icStatic> java--
<icStatic> because
<Faux> Yeah, that was my reason, too.
%
Quote #8866:
<icStatic> i can just imagine it. i go to the after life. i sit down in a comfy chair, nice office around me, fast internet, sexy assistant, and a nice view from the window and think to myself, this must be heaven. so i boot up the computer, its well specced. and i look at my job for the day. it looks ok. load the IDE and OH NOES its JAVA. No C, no C++, just java. all those bad things i did. did it really justify Hell?
%
Quote #8867:
<benji> !describe icstatic in my pants
%
Quote #8868:
<Dementia> This wasn't the quote you were looking for
%
Quote #8869:
<DrWatson> Ynox: 'mysql terminal'? Do you mean the command line interface to mysql?
<DrWatson> Or do you mean the unix socket?
<DrWatson> Or do you perhaps mean the TCP connection settings
<DrWatson> or the path where the databases are stored
<DrWatson> Take your pick
<Ynox> DrWatson- yeah
%
Quote #8870:
<DrWatson> Ah yes, that
<DrWatson> Surely a dead cat is one that's reached EOF?
<DrWatson> (End of Feline)
%
Quote #8871:
<murphster> dear sir, your c64 emulator not only crashes my phone but it has repeatedly failed to deliver the one ring of power to mount doom, sincerely -Bob
%
Quote #8872:
 * covbob saw a job advert the other day, headed "How wide is your experience?"
<covbob> and it made me think that they were advertising for Goatse
%
Quote #8873:
<icStatic> why do i get the feeling i wrote this code at 6am?
%
Quote #8874:
<Antz> I have just fallen asleep, but then I woke up and found some white stuff in my mouth, and just cleaned my teeth
%
Quote #8875:
<icStatic> Member * member = Compsoc.GetHead(); while(member){ if(member.hasSister()){ if(member.getSister().isLegal()){ irc.out(member.name() ", how much for your sister?"); } } member = member.GetNext(); }
<fred> Warning: Compsoc.GetHead() always returns NULL
%
Quote #8876:
<Faux> I'm only a fanboy because it's so win!
%
Quote #8877:
<Tim> What's a nice girl like you, Chloe, doing with a quote like that?
%
Quote #8879:
<Crazy_Piglet> The vacuum cleaner: Technology's way of saying "fuck you" to anything with wings
%
Quote #8880:
<icStatic> heh why do i hear the song 'Saliva - Back Into Your System' as 'Back Into Your Sister'
%
Quote #8881:
<Skumby> BlueParrot: You couldn't hit the ground if you got pushed out a plane
%
Quote #8882:
<BlueParrot> Faux, youa re not telling us that yoru way of checking for tells is to write "Porn?" into #compsoc are you ?
%
Quote #8883:
<Morlark> Wow. I just spent 5 minutes reading a website about the various advantages of goatse vs tubgirl. :-S
<Faux> That's Tim's.
%
Quote #8885:
 * BigG thinks that he should un-block his housemate's connection... oops I'd forgotten about that :)
%
Quote #8886:
<wardrobe> qos on arm linux 2.4 was a bit fucked, so I decided to implement my own QoS - if someone's whoring the upstream, fucking ruin their day with a frying pan to the head
%
Quote #8887:
<Antz> Oooh, I can h4x the monitor old power cable in and free a kettle lead!
<Antz> ph33r my l33t cable h4x!
<fred> i would if i was in the same building.
%
Quote #8888:
<Skumby2> I think 2=1
%
Quote #8889:
<Faux> Grr, lemonparty.com is gone :(
%
Quote #8890:
<BlueParrot> jikes, I think I failed horribly to configure the central heating... I am down to boxershorts now... 
%
Quote #8891:
<Amorya> http://shop.lego.com/department.asp?d=23&t=5 - Lego has a special brand called Clikits, which is just for girls. I added an extra T when parsing the name...
<ajmiles> i can't imagine where that T might have gone... ¬ ¬
<Wiz> tClikits makes no sense
%
Quote #8892:
<bucko> "Japanese scientists have developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can photograph BlueParrotwith his mouth shut!"
%
Quote #8893:
<Amorya> http://www.lesbian.mine.nu/porn-get
<acehole> !leetlink
<Faux> What a great joinlink :p
<Amorya> you will of course need http://www.lesbian.mine.nu/porn.conf
%
Quote #8894:
<acehole> http://www.gay-sex-access.com/gay-black-sex.jpg (NSFW!)
 * acehole waits for clicks and screams
<Faux> Oooh, sexy.
%
Quote #8895:
<Faux> Nah, I don't want to use it, I want to DESTROY it ;)
%
Quote #8896:
<wardrobe> it's like someone's pissed in my ear
%
Quote #8897:
<Blood_God> phpbb-- for lameness and security holes the goatse guy would be proud of
%
Quote #8898:
<BigG> ajmiles, clearly Wiz ftw :P
%
Quote #8900:
<wardrobe> Tim has a special place reserved in GNU/Heaven
%
Quote #8901:
<Silver> Dyslexia++ ftw
<wardrobe> dyslexia-- wtf I think you'll find
%
Quote #8902:
<wardrobe> paying money to the FSF is like spending money on a shareware p2p filesharing client
%
Quote #8903:
<wardrobe> I have a hilarious mental image of RMS operating a JCB, pouring dirt on Ballmer, screaming, "YEAH! BURY THIS YOU SON OF CAPITALISTIC BITCH"
%
Quote #8904:
<Faux> Talk like Morlark day is approaching :/
<Blood_God> in my pants!
<Blood_God> oh... wait... not that way
<Morlark> Oh noes!
%
Quote #8905:
<capnStaticOfPants> wtf
<capnStaticOfPants> how did this anime turn into tentacle rape
<CapnMorbeard> Well, when daddy tentacle monster and little japanese school girl love each other very much, or sometimes not very much at all...
%
Quote #8907:
<capnStaticOfPants> oh crap. i mentioned my sister
%
Quote #8908:
<Faux> icStatic: You don't have your porn sorted by length, for when you're in a rush?
%
Quote #8909:
<Antz> So it is correct to ask "How do you like my Ukranian pron?" in a polite society?
%
Quote #8910:
<covbob> hmmm.... sister
%
Quote #8911:
<Morlark> This is #compsoc. We /never/ move on from goatse.
%
Quote #8912:
<Skumby> Where does he think these variables come from?
<Skumby> The variable fairy?
%
Quote #8913:
<cavehippo> give me latex, and I am happy
%
Quote #8914:
<DrWatson> Antz: While we're at it, we may as well walk in to the RIAA HQ, pull our pants down, bend over, and handcuff our wrists to our ankles.
%
Quote #8915:
<sadiq> It's like levelling, without the levels.
%
Quote #8916:
<Blood_God> locate /home/chris/myroom/checkbook - why can that not work in real life
%
Quote #8917:
<icStatic> i like how the first words i hear on this video are dave saying 'hairy donkey cock'
%
Quote #8918:
<icStatic> i only ever managed 4 hours with my girlfriend
%
Quote #8919:
<ajmiles> you setup a little perch about 15 feet high, and you can sit up there
 * DrWatson seems to remember similar fun with the student's union website...
%
Quote #8920:
<ajmiles> leave the poor TFTs alone
%
Quote #8921:
 * Blood_God would be interested to hear why Tim is angry
<BigG> Someone installed Windows on his computer?
%
Quote #8922:
<MFJ> That be the day we stick with winXP
<Blood_God> MFJ: but what if games don't support XP?
<Blood_God> because vista has all the new shiny bells and whistles that they want to use
<Silver> Then you go "oh shit", and play some text adventuare games on Linux.
%
Quote #8923:
<Silver> God damn you #compsoc, I now have visions of bloodied menu items fucking each other. Make it go awaaaaay!
%
Quote #8924:
<BigG> Ahhh Microsoft Works, one of the greatest oxymorons ever :)
%
Quote #8925:
<Antz> Gah, and just now I misread as "Year Month" as "Your Mum". I need help.
%
Quote #8926:
<bucko> I mean, clearly it's a bug, but perhaps it's a feature too. :)
%
Quote #8927:
<Tim> I don't know if the FSF has a policy on pornography. Actually, there's the Free Art licence...
%
Quote #8928:
 * speakfire attempts to summon the god of PC purchasing
<speakfire> Zephran, are you there?
%
Quote #8930:
<icStatic> right enough about penises. im going out
%
Quote #8931:
<wardrobe> whoa, we're talking about sex organs? I take back the microscope gag then
%
Quote #8932:
<MFJ> I had no idea you could do that with labels in Java, that's horrible
%
Quote #8933:
<zx64> speakfire appears to have channeled /all/ of the speshulness of myself and icStatic combined.
%
Quote #8934:
 * Skumby goes to play a decent game instead
 * Skumby loads Daikatana
%
Quote #8935:
 * Neko begs zx64 to stop bashing before things get messy
%
Quote #8936:
<icStatic> btw Antz, do you call your house 'Pantz'?
%
Quote #8937:
<wardrobe> the last person who called me tabloid guttertrash (someone at ARM), I told them I took it as a compliment
%
Quote #8938:
<wardrobe> yeah. I have a webcam and a desire to remove clothes. how does that sound?
%
Quote #8939:
<wardrobe> "yu0 thort i wuz a 15 yo girl11!! IM ACTUALLY A MAN - SERPRIZE!"
%
Quote #8940:
<wardrobe> quote that and die.
%
Quote #8941:
<wardrobe> Tim's eager to meet girls from the Boar. I just hope his first question isn't, "So, will you be using GPL v3 when it comes out?"
%
Quote #8942:
<Antz> wardrobe: I find Tim very attractive too...
%
Quote #8943:
<Antz> also for men any way is wrong way...
<wardrobe> antz has too many sore memories
%
Quote #8944:
<wardrobe> if Earth was a Civ style game, I'd be reaching for the Reset button and begin from start option
%
Quote #8945:
<Inciner> I like balls
%
Quote #8946:
<Zephran> meh, sometimes i almost expect to lose karma for tempting people
<Zephran> hell sometimes i feel like dekarmaing myself
%
Quote #8947:
<murphster> "[16:25] * fred looks at bucko, then the bottle of sambuka he just unpacked, and back at bucko"  <-- fred you made three critical mistakes there.  the first was to look at bucko.  the second, was to look at bucko again.  the third was not drinking the sambuka before looking at bucko.
%
Quote #8949:
<murphster> !tell Chloe I'm worried about vaginas.
%
Quote #8950:
<murphster> but
<murphster> the vaginas!
%
Quote #8951:
<Chloe> all vaginas need a community
%
Quote #8952:
<Rakurai> bah
<Rakurai> I feel so stupid
<Rakurai> I thought my car broke down
<Rakurai> I called breakdown
<Rakurai> 20 mins later I realised I tried to start my car in gear
<Rakurai> being an automatic, it won't start because it's a safety feature...
%
Quote #8953:
<Inciner> bugger, I was hoping that lost would actually be some conspiricy theory mad evil island drama, but it's just turning into some lame exploration of people slowly going mad...
%
Quote #8954:
<murphster> did you use some novelty oversize scissors to perform a mock shopping mall opening with yourself as the mayor's wife and your ethernet cable as the large red ribbon?
%
Quote #8955:
<Chloe> compsoc is like asking men to organise stuff
<Chloe> its so wrong!
%
Quote #8956:
<Chloe> !tell me all your "problems"!!!
%
Quote #8957:
<Ynox> who has vcrs nowadays? 
<murphster> no one Ynox, they've all been stolen! 
<murphster> thats why dvd players were invented
%
Quote #8958:
<wardrobe> my friend who was playtesting games for EA, recently quit because they transfered him to the Harry Potter PSP game
%
Quote #8959:
<Silver> All I did was make some random guessed changes to the source, and now it wont run!
%
Quote #8960:
 * Silver suspects if he commented out all 13344 lines of code in this file, Firefox would definately not work
<robo> you need 12007 less lines for it to work :/
%
Quote #8961:
<Silver> bucko, I wish you were dead, but that's a side issue.
%
Quote #8962:
<Faux> msg Laurence Next time bring lubricated condoms.
%
Quote #8963:
<aj> if anyone tries to talk to me, please do it with !tells
%
Quote #8964:
<CP> Excellent, a legitimate excuse to hit things
%
Quote #8965:
<bucko> Tee hee hee, pants.
<bucko> In my.
<bucko> With the bishop, in the library.
<bucko> Sadiq is so funny.
<Silver> I sense a baggy pantsing is in progress.
<Silver> Or bucko is high on something rather good.
%
Quote #8966:
<Antz> Hmm, now there are videos of me having anal sex out there on the Internet. Not good.
%
Quote #8967:
<murphster> GET TO THE ANAL SEX MAN!!!!
<Antz> Chloe: which part?
<Chloe> the anal sex bit!
%
Quote #8968:
<murphster> awesome, i'm the very definition of gangsta, sitting here eating my cocoa pops in my middle class suburban house, listening to Dr. Dre REALLY LOUD!!!!
%
Quote #8969:
<Faux> Sadiq, Sadiq! Quick we have actual freshers in #compsoc. You can start posting goatse now!
%
Quote #8970:
<faux> why would I need to masterbate? I have a sister.
%
Quote #8971:
<Amorya> s/*****/manc0ck/ was my first thought
%
Quote #8972:
<Faux> i have baggy pants
<Polar> yes you do.
%
Quote #8973:
 * ajmiles starts to wonder if cheerleading soc is /actually/ women only
%
Quote #8974:
<frying_fish> lightbulbs-- why do they have to die at night, 
<benji> because you only use them at night?
%
Quote #8975:
<covbob> hmmm... sex change
<covbob> *dribble*
%
Quote #8976:
<Morlark> !pantscount yourmum
%
Quote #8977:
<Kerian> and while we are on the subject i admit my unhealthy love for animals.
%
Quote #8978:
<covbob> yes... the boss has some odd fetishes. That's the real reason I'm leaving
%
Quote #8979:
<Tim> Antz: I'm sure GNU/Heaven doesn't exist. rms is an atheist.
%
Quote #8980:
<sadiq> msg Dementia Last night was really, really good.. how about your place next time?
%
Quote #8981:
<Tim> It's not like on of your pansy KDE apps, with its menus and stuff
%
Quote #8982:
<Chloe> turns out chloe is the new sex this year
%
Quote #8983:
<Jeremy> hmm, Anal Prelude
%
Quote #8984:
<Blood_God> mv wardrobe /dev/pun
%
Quote #8985:
<samba> I came to warwick for the dc++ :(
%
Quote #8986:
<covchoob> my arse is throbbing
<covchoob> and I don't know why
%
Quote #8987:
<DrWatson> Right.
<DrWatson> Molotov.
<DrWatson> Bend over.
<DrWatson> You're mine.
<Silver> Oooh.
<Silver> Someone's getting intimate.
 * DrWatson unzips
%
Quote #8988:
 * Silver suggests Uber::RegExp::Of::DOOOOM
%
Quote #8989:
<Zephran> icStatic, you love swing really don't you
<icStatic> about as much as i like anal sex
%
Quote #8990:
<Evangelical_Scientists> there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.
%
Quote #8991:
<Tim> bucko: nm, I don't think natural language is that hard.
%
Quote #8992:
<icStatic> and remember kids, practice safe karma
%
Quote #8993:
<murphster> drac: you mean that double anal video icStatic did with the two burly swedish fellas?
<icStatic> murphster, they were finnish
%
Quote #8995:
<LittleBigG> zx64: it's the multiple instances of top whoring tov after you asked what's up with tov :P
%
Quote #8996:
<Amorya> I am gay la la la
<Amorya> and I have baggyu pants
<ajmiles> it's weird how many songs sound good at 4x speed
<icStatic> hello covbob
<icStatic> lol
<Amorya> icStatic: how did you guess?
<icStatic> your webcam is turned on
<icStatic> and please, for the love of god put some pants on
<Amorya> whu?
%
Quote #8997:
<icStatic> Silver, will spidermonkey complain at me if i feed it unicode class names? :P
<Silver> icStatic, no... just make sure you use the Unicode APIs or you'll just fuck yourself in the arse and start blaming the wrong thing as usual.
%
Quote #8998:
<Crazy_Piglet> My entire setup has far too much testosterone.
%
Quote #8999:
<murphster> urination++
<murphster> omg that was like the best piss ever
<Chloe> thanks for sharing
%
Quote #9001:
<Blood_God> acehole: lag in your pants?
<acehole> no, that's 12ish seconds lag ;-P
<Blood_God> :P
<Nugent> How often do you ping your pan... no, wait, don't answer that.
<acehole> 4 times a day if I'm horny... ;-)
<Jeremy> lalala I can't hear you
%
Quote #9002:
<Antz> wardrobe: No, I had too much to drink, and tim happened to be about...
%
Quote #9003:
<murphster> dementia i'll have sex with you for karma....
%
Quote #9004:
<Blood_God> !flipacoin go to lecture
<Blood_God> ok.. who put JB in 'do some fucking work' mode?
%
Quote #9005:
<Jingles> maybe he's training homing pigeons
<Ynox> lol
<icStatic> no, we've already established that TCP/CP doesnt work
<icStatic> too much packet loss, the cats get them
%
Quote #9006:
<Silver> Basically, "where's my shit?"
<sadiq> In your pants?
%
Quote #9007:
 * Skumby wonders what you'd do with 100 naked girls
%
Quote #9008:
<Chloe> ibm++ for bouncy squidgy balls
%
Quote #9009:
<murphster> Chloe: what are the moral implications of making a blind man squidge your greased up balls?
%
Quote #9010:
<Chloe> well, i guess if you dont have the modern delux rampant rabbit they would be balls and not an exciting metal device, but that wasn't what i meant, no
%
Quote #9011:
<Skumby> Compsoc, I have a problem
<Skumby> It's hard for me to admit
<Skumby> But I just can't stop myself from emptying the recycle bin every 30s
%
Quote #9012:
<murphster> and linux can suck my cock
<BigG> Heh
<Amorya> murphster: only if it's a GPL cock
%
Quote #9013:
<BlueParrot> oh btw, if you are new arround here never click on any links posted by Sadiq, Morlark or Faux, in fact , don't click on links here at all . /you have been warned/
%
Quote #9014:
<db_rat> What, gay dildo porn?  That's nothing special.
%
Quote #9015:
<Chloe> trivial, chatty talk works for me
%
Quote #9016:
<LucidIon> family safe is wearing condoms during incest.
%
Quote #9017:
<murphster> family safe just means child porn for the kids, regular porn for mom and dad, and granny porn for grampa joe
%
Quote #9018:
<bucko> I smiled by mistake.
%
Quote #9019:
<Faux> msg Amorya I'd let you use my router if there wasn't so much gay porn on it.
<Faux> Oops.
%
Quote #9020:
<LucidIon> I'm guessing they're not wanting you to stand in the room's doorway and ejaculate?
<Faux> Come join us in dcs.. wait.. I have interweb now!
%
Quote #9021:
 * Faux gazes, and, for the first time, notices how off-center goatse's arse is.
%
Quote #9022:
<frying_fish> note to self, never accidentally delete /usr/lib
%
Quote #9024:
<wardrobe> they'll understand. it's like experience with Perl. you wouldn't want to employ anyone with more than 3 years Perl experience, because then they'd be certified mad
%
Quote #9025:
<sadiq> Jeremy, He's not the brightest lemon in the party.
%
Quote #9027:
<Tozak> lol, im such a noob
%
Quote #9028:
<Tozak> ive been told not to ask this, but what's a goatse?
%
Quote #9029:
<Morlark> Goddamn... why does firefox have a file called "hostperm". That's far too easily misreadable.
%
Quote #9030:
<Planar> db_rat, no you see you are confusing english beer ie "bitter" with american beer ie "weasel piss"
%
Quote #9031:
<Planar> it is considered less strange to find porn distasteful....   Unless you are male when it is regarded as downright freaky
%
Quote #9032:
<bucko> Companies don't have an excuse for running crap, but they do it anyway, and you can't stop them.
%
Quote #9033:
<Faux> Ynox|3yp: It looks like they've gone down my back passage, and there's loads of people around watching :|
%
Quote #9034:
<covbob> Dementia, seeing you again makes me thing of donkey cock.
%
Quote #9035:
<bucko> M4d d4nc1ng p0w3rz.
%
Quote #9036:
<Skumby> You'll take the hard disk apart in 5 years time, and there'll be "zx64 was ere" written on the platters
%
Quote #9037:
<Faux> Crazy_Piglet: I finished it, but my wrist did feel like I'd been wanking for 3 hours straight.
%
Quote #9038:
<Banana> Blegh job hunting suckx0rs
<Jeremy> so does life
<sadiq> Louise from accounting does as well if you ask nicely enough.
<Banana> Sucks even more when you're job hunting :P
<sadiq> Naa, she's pretty consistent.
<Antz> sadiq: can you ask for me?
%
Quote #9039:
<benji> Faux went to lectures until he  got an internet connection
%
Quote #9040:
<Faux> Skumby: I'm practicing my Drac-mind-tricks.. you tell them what you want them to believe, then you cause pain until it becomes true.
%
Quote #9041:
<Draconas> and even though shes gone to bed now I'm still full of energy
%
Quote #9042:
<sadiq> Drac: Erm. I know nothing.
%
Quote #9043:
<icStatic> careers-- i get more spam from you than i do about debt reduction and penis enlargement
%
Quote #9044:
<Crazy_Piglet> db_rat: Find me a better way to divvy up Earth's spoil :-P
<db_rat> Divvy up the Earth's riches via dick length.
%
Quote #9045:
 * Nugent stops chewing his nuts.
<Tozak> i was able to this morning...whats going on?
%
Quote #9046:
<LucidIon> speakfire, aj|gaming: I suggest something believable, like sadiq wearing mascara.
%
Quote #9047:
<Banana> "This is alpha software. It will probably behave in many situations, but may also ride your motorcycle, drink all your milk, or use your computer to browse porn. Comments, feature requests, and patches are welcome."
%
Quote #9048:
<Silver> (though I believe if you fuck X hard enough, it sorta works, ish)
%
Quote #9049:
<ajmiles> Echelon, unofficially, it's the official unofficial rule
%
Quote #9050:
<ajmiles> ah, thought the clingfilm had something to do with the pr0n, and got confused
%
Quote #9051:
<Banana> In Soviet Russia, Access violates YOU!
%
Quote #9052:
<Tozak> urmmm, why is there a command called incestscores?
%
Quote #9053:
<LittleBigG> !getq /icstatic.*sister/
<icStatic> thats what !icstatic is for
%
Quote #9054:
<Faux> Anyone at gaming.. Missing: 1 blue Scania rucksack, containing speshul items, like a waterproof and a cd filled with RMS porn.
%
Quote #9055:
<icStatic> why am i making jokes about myself!
%
Quote #9056:
<Candle> Silver: /msg me - people might get upset if we do it in here :p
%
Quote #9057:
<wardrobe> oh holy crap, seeing /cgi-bin/site/SomeScript.sh in a URL scares me a lot
%
Quote #9059:
<RobM> it's about 8cm long, and sticks right up all by it's self
%
Quote #9060:
<wardrobe> let's play KILL -9 ROULETTE!
%
Quote #9061:
<Philippa> when you p2p porn, you're fucking porn stars!
%
Quote #9062:
<icStatic> Ynox, search for 'socks'
%
Quote #9063:
<wardrobe> some people have T1 lines, some have 4MBit pipes. goatse has a 100MBit ass crack of DOOM
%
Quote #9064:
<Tim> Oh, btw, my cousins are both legal, now.
%
Quote #9065:
<murphster> my sister dresses up in leather and beats me
%
Quote #9066:
<wardrobe> for some reason, I'm having the worst mental images right now
%
Quote #9067:
<LucidIon> Tim: don't post photos unless you want sadiq to draw penises on them.
%
Quote #9068:
 * zx64 wonders if its a good thing that Faux is being quiet when people are talking about Tim's sister.  Either that or a very very bad thing.....
%
Quote #9069:
<zx64> Free Beer leads to Free Speech.  Very Free Speech.
%
Quote #9070:
<murphster> Amorya, as a christian do you reckon Jesus could beat Superman *and* Batman at the same time in a fight?
%
Quote #9071:
<sadiq> Rakurai^, I have one but it's not very big. =(
%
Quote #9072:
<icStatic> sadiq should _not_ be allowed to own a camera
<frying_fish> iirc
<icStatic> he's worse than a japanese tourist
%
Quote #9074:
 * Faux decides that his keys are slipery, that's another good exucse.
%
Quote #9075:
<Silver> Faux, extend it more!
%
Quote #9077:
<wardrobe> soap operas are like pro wrestling. but without the glam
%
Quote #9078:
<Skumby> DrWatson's just opening you in a text editor
<Chloe> lol
<DrWatson> cos I got pwned and did it in the wrong window
<murphster> do you feel violated?
<LittleBigG> Lol Skumby 
<murphster> get it?
<murphster> VIolated
<murphster> muwaahahah
%
Quote #9079:
<DrWatson> Cos I have a large penis.
%
Quote #9080:
<DrWatson> Eeeeeeeeeen the red corner... It's Newton and his Really Simple Physics Laws! Eeeeeeeeeeeen the blue corner, it's Einstein and his Hopelessly Complex Laws Of General And Special Relativity! Ladeez and gentlemen, place your bets please!!!
%
Quote #9081:
<sadiq> My perpetual motion machine says so.
<sadiq> Or that could be a bottle of sun lotion.
<sadiq> Yes, it's sun lotion.
<sadiq> Damn.
%
Quote #9082:
<icStatic> whats wrong with perpetual motion?
<murphster> it gets boring after a while
<sadiq> icStatic, you get sore.
%
Quote #9083:
<LucidIon> If any people decide not to walk and sit on a bus instead, I'm wearing blue jeans, a grey shirt and have a black/grey rucksack. I'll be at the main campus bus stop at 7pm. 
<Woolfben> Or just yell "SGI sucks! and see who tries to kill you.
%
Quote #9084:
<fred> typing of the dead is strangely addictive...
<Wiz> typing of the dead is game of wi
<Wiz> +n
<Wiz> i suck at it :(
%
Quote #9085:
<icStatic> i dont care if they are promoting ethnic diversity. sending me a 900k email is not the way to do it
%
Quote #9086:
<Laurence> hmm. xchat-- '* arserape :Unknown command'
%
Quote #9087:
<Faux> Laurence++ because he sucks good cock.
%
Quote #9088:
<Antz> Dementia?
<sadiq> Tim, hehe. =)
<sadiq> I love that one.
%
Quote #9089:
<Faux> I better not be wasting 11mb of bandwitdh on goatse.
%
Quote #9090:
<DrWatson> One Matrix quote for every man, woman, and bot in #compsoc. That sounds exactly like the thinking of a geek... to me.
%
Quote #9091:
<Tim> Speshul surprise sex with your nun in my pants. How did we get to talking about that?
%
Quote #9092:
<db_rat> Oww.  I don't like it that rough.
%
Quote #9093:
<db_rat> Lesson learned: :(){ :|:&};: at a bash shell is rather speshul.
%
Quote #9094:
 * Faux wonders what [nsfw] means in #goatse.
%
Quote #9095:
<Faux> Antz: I saw boobies and thought of you.
%
Quote #9096:
<Antz> Faux-- sending me child porn
%
Quote #9097:
<Faux> Aww, I responded to a ping for /my/ sister, not someone elses? :(
%
Quote #9098:
<sadiq> paypal-- You suck so much it's not even funny and impossible to put into words. Die in hell you total bastards, I hope a horse comes through your window and smothers you all in your sleep.
%
Quote #9099:
<sadiq> There was a young man from Warwick Uni,
<sadiq> who played some goo... I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER DUDE
%
Quote #9100:
<Antz> You took off your socks, and threw them away, and are still wearing socks?
<Antz> File a bug report!
%
Quote #9101:
<Faux> Hmm, so long as someone's watching, mind if I strip?
%
Quote #9102:
<Morlark> I keep my karma in my pants. At least it's safe there.
%
Quote #9103:
<MFJ> murphster: Im having it extended
%
Quote #9105:
 * DrWatson giggles as he realises what predictive text inputs 'smirnoff' as
%
Quote #9106:
<Tim> I'm not anti-Microsoft!
%
Quote #9107:
<icStatic> is there a way to reverse finger someone?
%
Quote #9108:
<Laurence> mmmmm... sweeeet sister love. Oh yeah.
%
Quote #9109:
<db_rat> I made myself lose the game!
%
Quote #9111:
<zx64> Remember children, each time a goatse mirror gets shutdown, it's an end to an End to end all ends.
%
Quote #9112:
<ajmiles> wonder how that would stand up in court
<zx64> in your pants
%
Quote #9113:
<Morlark> Hmm, silly question, I even saw Faux's goatse.
%
Quote #9114:
<Skumby> There are ALWAYS more typoes
%
Quote #9115:
<murphster> i want to be touched by his noodly appendage
%
Quote #9116:
<Chloe> Can I eat your cucumber?
%
Quote #9118:
<sadiq> Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
<sadiq> A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
%
Quote #9119:
 * Faux knows how to burn down university house, it doesn't mean it'll be my fault when it catches fire at 9:21 tonight.
%
Quote #9120:
<ajmiles> i can pwn 12 year olds and make them cry like a winn0r
%
Quote #9121:
<Faux> Hmm, this juice is tasting a bit off.. but I don't want to look at it's colour as I've just drunk over half a litre.
%
Quote #9122:
<Covbob> mine were rather brown as I've not changed them for about 10 days
%
Quote #9123:
<icStatic> "SuSE is what happens when you take the combined jizz of benji and a prize bull, mix it together and inject it into a linux egg"
%
Quote #9124:
<Faux> BlueParrot: You're trying to quote a quote.
%
Quote #9125:
<Faux> Wow, that's quite scary.. some of my quotebait /that got quoted/ makes me wince :|
%
Quote #9126:
<BlueParrot> Faux you mean stuff like: 
<BlueParrot> !getquote /sister/ /breasts/ /taste/
<Faux> Oh, no, that just generates pleasant memories.
%
Quote #9128:
<Tim> Faux: If I really wanted to get quoted, I could invite you out of the closet.
%
Quote #9129:
<Faux> -echo I'm lame!
<PogoBOT> I'm lame!
<Faux> ;quote.create
<Choobie> Faux: OK, added quote 3: <Faux> -echo I'm lame!
<Faux> Lol :P
<Faux> ;quote.remove
<Choobie> Faux: An exception occurred while running this command: java.lang.ClassCastException: java.lang.Integer
%
Quote #9130:
<icStatic> awww, my bladder cant hold an /entire/ carton of orange juice! I feel betrayed!
%
Quote #9131:
<sadiq> Chloe, how about sex?
%
Quote #9132:
<sadiq> Actually, it depends on how well I do with Dementia. ;-)
%
Quote #9133:
<Faux> No hoes?!
%
Quote #9134:
<Faux> pants--++
<BuckoBot> Faux: Tard.
%
Quote #9135:
<sadiq> ajmiles, How was your date?
<ajmiles> the 12 year olds love me
%
Quote #9136:
<ajmiles> hopefully ultimate edition won't cost £200 :\
<Skumby> It'll be more
<Morlark2> Your soul, plus first born?
<ajmiles> deal
%
Quote #9137:
<Amorya> =}([]){=
<Skumby> Worst goatse ever
%
Quote #9138:
<Tim> tozak: Tut, tut. Gay people can use Linux too.
%
Quote #9139:
<murphster> Tim is very case sensitive.
%
Quote #9140:
<Tim> I remember rational thinking. That was fun.
%
Quote #9141:
<wardrobe> "Surely officer, you don't think I've hidden goods in my crater of an ass, do you?"
%
Quote #9142:
<Faux> Laurence++, but boy is my arse sore
%
Quote #9143:
<Skumby> Windows reminds me of a small child
<Skumby> Always running around trying to show off
<Skumby> And having tantrums when you do something it doesn't like
%
Quote #9144:
<murphster> you've never seen me naked Nugent
<murphster> you might like it
%
Quote #9145:
 * murphster rides around San Andreas in a very confused state looking for NPCs with yellow exclamation marks above their heads...
<murphster> maybe i'm not high enough level?
%
Quote #9146:
<icStatic> anyone know what Sara Kavala's website is? i tried www.dcs.warwick.ac.uk/~bitch but its a dead link
%
Quote #9147:
<ajmiles> it looks odd staring at a zx64 message starting with "What a*" without it involving the word "goal"
%
Quote #9148:
<Silver> I USE CAPSLOCK TO MOCK PEOPLE.
<wardrobe> LOL U SURE DO ROFL
%
Quote #9149:
<Tim> Hmm, it's really really broken. :/ I'm going to have to install Windows.
%
Quote #9150:
<Duncan> Java - because your RAM MUST BE PUNISHED
%
Quote #9151:
<wardrobe> I hear God designed Jupiter on a Mac
%
Quote #9152:
<Dementia> You lot leave off, I'm the only gay in the village!
%
Quote #9153:
<Penguin> incidentally MMORPG = Many Men Online Role Playing Girls
%
Quote #9155:
<Morlark2> This should be good, it involves little kids and Dementia...
%
Quote #9156:
<db_rat> Well, can you imagine little kids or Dementia eating people?
<Tifa> db_rat: yes in both cases
<Tim> Oh dear.
%
Quote #9158:
<wardrobe> although, what do I expect from IRC? two people in the same lecture with wifi. intellectual conversation, or a discussion of porn and techniques for beating off at the back without being caught
%
Quote #9159:
<DrWatson> db_rat, I demand a big magenta cock!
%
Quote #9160:
<Tamarisk> DAMN sticky keyboard
%
Quote #9161:
 * Philippa lends sadiq a double-ender
%
Quote #9162:
<icStatic> !urbandict cliffhanger
<icStatic> riiiiiiiiiight....
<icStatic> not the definition i had in mind
%
Quote #9163:
<Faux> Blood_God: Lies! I was looking for teh s3xy arts students!
%
Quote #9164:
<Faux> Chloe: We could go for *sex*, *pants*, .. etc, but *Chloe* is faster ;)
%
Quote #9166:
<Skumby> You can't change your mind when you've stuck someone's head on a spike
%
Quote #9168:
<Jingles> the 2405fpw should have been called 2405ftw
%
Quote #9169:
<Jingles> vw's are great until you want to drive them into the back of someone else
%
Quote #9170:
<Penguin> if you can beat someone to death with it why is it useless?
%
Quote #9171:
<Draconas> superdump yeah, fi you've got the correct setup you can even get the bot to turn on/off your tea/coffee machine
%
Quote #9172:
 * Jingles makes note to drain Skumby in the event of massive blood loss
%
Quote #9173:
<icStatic> gah im on irc and my work has mysteriously stopped
%
Quote #9174:
<Draconas> Laurence for that comment i am going to violate you with the cactus from 2 separate directions
%
Quote #9175:
<Skumby> ok.. "Feel my spermy wrath" should never be used as a sentance, ever..
%
Quote #9176:
<benji> comspoc-- why do I always end up spending more than I intend on hardware
%
Quote #9177:
<DrWatson> All of #compsoc is in db_rat's pants.
<DrWatson> (well, if you're american anyway)
%
Quote #9178:
<Faux> Am I in a lecture, or did they finish now?
%
Quote #9179:
<sadiq> Silver: Four inches is fine!
%
Quote #9181:
<Kerian> Draconas: please stop trying to sell me damnit
%
Quote #9182:
<icStatic> ive already tried lube
<icStatic> i found tying it down worked better ;)
<icStatic> it will not escape me!
%
Quote #9183:
 * Dementia slaps Faux
 * sadiq spanks Faux harder.
<Faux> Rowr.
%
Quote #9184:
<DrWatson> Oooh, hot sweaty naked glistening murphybob? Excellent, we can get on with producing some murphyporn, then!
%
Quote #9185:
<Inciner> bot, what was I just doing? I totally forgot
%
Quote #9186:
<Neko> old enough to be legal - and thats the important thing
%
Quote #9187:
<fred> zaurus->ether->usb->ether->ibook->wireless->ssh->screen->irssi
%
Quote #9188:
<Antz> if Freedom happens, and Tim is not there to see it, is it still Free?
%
Quote #9189:
<fred> !tell sadiq, no thank
%
Quote #9190:
<Faux> Crap, it went all over my keyboard. Again.
%
Quote #9191:
 * Faux has a 1.43gb and growing screenshot.
%
Quote #9192:
 * Faux gets officially raped by ajmiles.
%
Quote #9193:
<superdump> i like chicken, i like liver, miaow mix miaow mix please deliver
%
Quote #9194:
<Laurence> I MAKE LOVE TO CAR EXHAUSTS!11
%
Quote #9195:
<Tim> Just In Time Preparation(TM)
%
Quote #9196:
<murphster> that quote is great, no references to vaginas at all!
%
Quote #9197:
<db_rat> Erg.  I feel like a fire dragon humped my leg whilst I was asleep.
%
Quote #9198:
<LucidIon> LittleBigG: Did icStatic tie Chloe to a chair and force her to watch?
%
Quote #9199:
 * Tim was too distracted by Chloe ducktaped to the pillar to actually intervene.
%
Quote #9200:
<Tim> Porn freedom #0: Freedom to use the porn for any purpose.
%
Quote #9201:
<Tim> Hmm, I'm going to have to set Chloe as my desktop background.
%
Quote #9202:
<Antz> Mmm, Chloe beating.
 * fred has a video of that
%
Quote #9203:
<Inciner> if you want it to get downloaded a lot, give it a perverted name, such as ass mouth machine does underage kids
%
Quote #9204:
<db_rat> And who in the right mind goes tee hee hee except catholic schoolgirls around monsters with especially long tentacles?
%
Quote #9205:
<tozak> i always think of JinglyBot as a woman, i wonder if she's hot
%
Quote #9206:
<LucidIon> Faux: please kill yourself, quickly, quietly and cleanly preferred but not required.
%
Quote #9207:
<Banana> New Enterprise Buttmonkey. Now with 110% more synergy!
%
Quote #9208:
<ajmiles> LucidIon, yup, that small
%
Quote #9209:
<BlueParrot> Blood_God, by the time my system had compiled gentoo I would have graduated
%
Quote #9210:
<sadiq> Faux, I got butt-raped because I ended up in the group of death.
%
Quote #9211:
<Chloe> Tim-- someone else gave it to you instead
%
Quote #9212:
<icStatic> where abuse = anal rapage with a concrete dildo with spikes and barbed wire and PLU internet
%
Quote #9213:
 * LucidIon indicates the rules.
<Morlark> Rule number 1: Pants must be worn at all times.
<LucidIon> Morlark|Desktop: ah crap.
%
Quote #9214:
<Morlark> BOOM! Quoteshot!
%
Quote #9215:
<DrWatson> "In the beginning was the word, and the word was "LXQ1 Go"
%
Quote #9217:
<Skumby> Debian is your friend
<Skumby> It's got everything
<Crazy_Piglet> Gonna need to put my CD burner in a computer now.
<superdump> it's got pr0n?
<Skumby> Probably
 * Skumby checks
<Tim> superdump: I'm not sure if hot-babe got in.
%
Quote #9219:
<BlueParrot> I suppose I coudl just have switched that feature off...
<BlueParrot> but reformatting the drive was much more fun 
%
Quote #9220:
<Rakurai> ITS-- ... despite the fact I work for them :/
%
Quote #9221:
<Polar> how apt, 69.
%
Quote #9222:
<Faux> !tell LucidIon to chmod a+r his lanpr0n.
%
Quote #9223:
<Laurence> !tell Faux 'I love you...argh...arrrggggh...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH'
%
Quote #9224:
<Laurence> so that's what the /arserape command does...
%
Quote #9225:
<Laurence> DrWatson: you leaving a re-joining #compsoc will not make it any less silly.
%
Quote #9226:
<db_rat> There are two kinds of people in the world: Apple users and heterosexuals.
%
Quote #9227:
<Faux> Si1entDave: The two horse scenes in that movie are pretty good.
%
Quote #9228:
<sadiq> mornings-- PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
%
Quote #9229:
<Morlark> Lesson learned: Never stop playing WoW, cos Blizzard will come and get you.
%
Quote #9230:
<Faux> I've taken it from behind before, it's quite fun that way.
%
Quote #9231:
<murphster> monkeys >> prostitutes
%
Quote #9232:
<BlueParrot> try{ doCoursework(); } catch( NilEffortException e){ procastinate(); }
%
Quote #9233:
<sadiq> TIm makes me very horny.
%
Quote #9234:
<Banana> Who needs drugs when you've got Dave?
%
Quote #9235:
<Tim> Chloe: Will you come if I give you one?
%
Quote #9236:
<sadiq> ajmiles: But seriously, I meant it, nice arse.
%
Quote #9237:
 * Dementia hasn't been paying enough attention to ajmiles's arse to back sadiq up on that one ;)
%
Quote #9238:
<murpshter> but Draconas think of the extra stretch you can get on your goatse with a widescreen monitor
%
Quote #9239:
<icStatic> ok who was it and when was it that someone changed my /IE/ homepage to goatse?
%
Quote #9240:
<ajmiles> i can't ask a girl out until i've made her cry and she's gone back in time to when she was 12
%
Quote #9241:
<murpshter> attempt to masturbate while looking at a picture of bucko.  its not actually possible, but at least its a challenge.
%
Quote #9242:
<Faux> How do you intend to attract a mate with no quotes? :o
%
Quote #9243:
<Faux> Software really shouldn't let me do something that retarded.
%
Quote #9244:
<icStatic> i read "Do you have any other special requirements:" and almost typed 'Your mum' on a SERIOUS form
%
Quote #9245:
<DrWatson> those wattages excite me.
%
Quote #9246:
<fred> gah orange juice in my eye
%
Quote #9248:
<Faux> But gay porn is /win/!
%
Quote #9249:
<Penguin> sister porn surely > gay porn though
%
Quote #9250:
<Penguin> murphster|away: Unfortunately i dont have any stockings to hand, may i borrow one of yours?
%
Quote #9251:
<db_rat> No, no, bad Faux.  No licking.
%
Quote #9252:
<icStatic> hurrah im 'icStatic the great'
<Blood_God> as opposed to 'icStatic the Medium AI'?
%
Quote #9253:
<ajmiles> heh, oddest trade ever, americans give me incense, i give them deer
<Faux> They gave you the secrets of incest, and you only gave them deer in return?!
<Faux> Oh, wait, misread...
%
Quote #9254:
<DrNewCar> It's very very easy to get extremely high grade local security on a windows machine. Simply unplug the keyboard and mouse, and squeeze plenty of glue into the PS/2 and USB ports, and you're sorted.
%
Quote #9255:
<Antz> Oops. I just realised I missed breakfast this morning... and then did not bother with lunch. And now I am seeming to be missing supper. I better go grab something before I randomly start biting people.
%
Quote #9256:
<sadiq> Amorya, Yea, I hate to tell you this but you're pregnant.
%
Quote #9257:
<icStatic> it just informed me that i had just finished building a galeon in my Pants
%
Quote #9258:
<LucidIon> 'It's laundry night, and the feelings right, it's laundry night, oh, what a night' ?
%
Quote #9260:
<Faux> Girls are win, if you have them avaliable in a passive kind of form.
%
Quote #9261:
<Faux> Urbandictionary-- /me searches for "faux" -> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=faux+bisexual
%
Quote #9262:
<Faux> Actually, yeah, don't! I'm naked, and um... Morlark is here.
%
Quote #9263:
 * Antz has an image of Faux making fire engine sounds as his finger gets shortened by the fan
%
Quote #9264:
 * fred has never heard "gay furry squirrel porn" described as "tasteful"
%
Quote #9265:
<DrWatson> I have a nice leather one from argos that I use for my ass for at least a few hours every day. Shame it doesn't have a vibrating function, but the gentle backwards-forwards motion compensates for that.
%
Quote #9266:
<Tortoise> chunderbunny: there's nothting fundamentally wrong with me, and btw Im a girl
%
Quote #9267:
<benji> what's WanG?
%
Quote #9268:
<Laurence> dongle!!!!
<Laurence> er...sorry. (/me misses his dongle :'( )
%
Quote #9269:
<Zephran> ajmiles, we thought we were organised, i was "team leader" i haven't read our entire submission yet
%
Quote #9270:
<Draconas> I mean - she's pretty, frequently covered in grease and wants sex - WHAT MORE DO YOU FUCKING WANT IN A WOMAN?!
%
Quote #9271:
<Faux> Jesus christ, my sister is better than I remember.
%
Quote #9272:
<Skumby> You could just say something like "I love teh cock" and it'll be quoted
%
Quote #9273:
<Skumby> You're not my start->run box
<Skumby> Imposters!
%
Quote #9274:
<Skumby> It be raining, me hearties!
<Skumby> me PC be getting wet!
<Skumby> I be closin the window!
%
Quote #9275:
<wardrobe> speaking of an evening of gorgeous women, tim, are you still coming on wednesday?
%
Quote #9276:
<MFJ> I heard a rumour that gorgeous women use Windows®
%
Quote #9277:
<Tim> Linux is better than sex, right? I could recompile a kernel for an hour.
%
Quote #9278:
<bucko> Doesn't the bible have an entire chapter on why goatse is wrong?
<Tim> Heh.
<Amorya> yes. it's in Pr0n chapter 2 verses 8-49
<Tim> It might leave the 'hole' question wide open.
<bucko> I didn't know they spoke l33t 2000 years ago.
%
Quote #9280:
<Tim> Jonas: Clearly Linux is better than sex... I should invite Chloe round to recompile a kernel sometime.
%
Quote #9281:
<Jonas> aw, sweet sweet Chloe love
%
Quote #9282:
<bucko> "19. Do you ever have to smell your own hand the next morning, because you have forgotten if you used it last night?"
<Candle> yeah
%
Quote #9284:
<Skumby> Telling people they suck generally just results in angry replies and little action
%
Quote #9285:
<wardrobe> rs -r /home/faux
<Faux> Rs?
<wardrobe> ls -l in Jim Jong-il mode
%
Quote #9287:
<Tim> Morlark: Hmm, it involves screwing... they were tight.
%
Quote #9288:
 * Morlark acknowledges bucko's tentacley greatness.
%
Quote #9289:
<Draconas> you can tell my PDA runs windows - had to reset it to make the backlight work
%
Quote #9290:
<Rakurai> Chloe++ cos she wants more
%
Quote #9291:
<DrWatson> Drac: You've really IRCing from sitting in Zephran's bed, aren't you?
<Tim> Careful now, if that sentence made sense Drac would kill you.
%
Quote #9292:
<BigG> Drac is destraught - he wants minions!
%
Quote #9293:
<Candle> try { stuff } catch (Exception e) { /* yeah right... error /handling/ */ }
%
Quote #9294:
<lucidion> I don't like writing in java 
<mfj> Just pretend you're writing in C on a keyboard with half the letters missing
%
Quote #9295:
<kim> When you're desperate, it's hard to keep it up.
%
Quote #9296:
<BigG> Chloe, clearly JinglyBOT should be used for every life-changing decision :P 
%
Quote #9297:
<Faux> Damn lack of sister, my arm hurts so much now :/
%
Quote #9298:
<Tim> Clearly the Hurd is one of the sexiest OSes around. ;)
%
Quote #9299:
<Faux> Chloe's definitely a real woman, I had this carefully explained to me at bowling.
%
Quote #9300:
<Chloe> catherine: oooooooh, im coming!!
%
Quote #9301:
<murphy> i still don't do anything useful, but i do it earlier in the morning
%
Quote #9302:
<murphy> Faux how much pr0n do you neeD?
<Faux> c: Free Space: 11GB.. <--
%
Quote #9304:
<Neko> Chloe: i dont think anyone could do something that I would want to come for more than animesoc right now
%
Quote #9305:
<Chloe> did felix say yes to getting some?
%
Quote #9306:
<bucko> $eventChan sounds so cute.
%
Quote #9307:
 * Silver has an exception in the debugger
<Banana> You clearly need a debugger debugger.
<Bruce> But what if that has an exception too?
<Faux> Then you need to bugger the debugger.
%
Quote #9308:
<Chloe> I took my sister. She was ten at the time!
%
Quote #9309:
<Morlark> Well, I don't know about you, but I'm just waiting to find out who he's eating.
%
Quote #9310:
<Chloe> sex++
<icStatic> thats coming
%
Quote #9311:
<Chloe> Amorya: im starting to think that you guys just want a picture of my underwear
%
Quote #9312:
<Amorya> I don't know! I am not a panty expert!
%
Quote #9313:
<catherine> compsoc isnt going to warp me.... is it?
%
Quote #9314:
 * Blood_God just got a sexfault :(
%
Quote #9315:
<zx64> Good grief, compsoc appears to have been taken over by pants obsessed loons!
%
Quote #9316:
<Morlark> Si1entDave, I hear Amorya has been toying with Chloe's pants. That certainly seems like a good use of CPU time.
%
Quote #9317:
<Chloe> you cant keep both of us happy here you know Tim, you will have to choose who you love more, me or catherine
%
Quote #9318:
<Chloe> catherine: how dare you suggest such a thing!! it was because my pants were so good they wanted to keep them just for themselves
<Chloe> you know...i wish i hadnt had that thought
%
Quote #9320:
 * Tim imagines catherine insisting, "I'm not gay!" for months.
%
Quote #9321:
<Tim> Hi Jonas.
<Jonas> ah feel the love
%
Quote #9322:
<Neko> so you all sucj#
<Neko> oo. that wasnt actaully bad
<Faux> $10.
%
Quote #9324:
<murphy> you're all lovely people
<murphy> with big willies
<murphy> and such
<wardrobe> don't touch me
%
Quote #9325:
<bucko> Pirate hat stealing is better than porn.
%
Quote #9327:
<Tim> From my logs, the last thing of note was that Marie was watching Spanish porn, and then twilight dies.
%
Quote #9328:
<Tim> Oh dear, I've not done my work because I was dreaming of making Chloe and catherine compete for my affections. Do you think they'll accept that as an excuse?
%
Quote #9329:
<Faux> I stepped out in front of a car today.
<Skumby> Did you get run over?
<Faux> No.
<Skumby> :/
%
Quote #9330:
<Faux> Woo, 69!
%
Quote #9331:
<Chloe> icStatic told me he had given me lots of karma for showing him my pants, but i wanted to check cos i wasnt convinced...and it seems not!!!
%
Quote #9332:
<Chloe> ziggy and fred sitting in a tree....
<ziggy> i wish
%
Quote #9333:
<ziggy> btw everone im thinking of sticking a glow stick up my arse for charity
%
Quote #9334:
<wardrobe> god damn anti-numberic thing filter arse badger
%
Quote #9335:
<Candle> fred: no, I'm jusr cleaver
%
Quote #9336:
<Antz> are there any latex gurus here?
%
Quote #9337:
<icStatic> i guess you class 'science' as new research type subjects, like chemistry, physics, computer science, etc. whereas arts subjects are subjects where are more 'fun', like art, music, drama, english lit, history. etc. normally i just differenciate them by saying arts = easy, science = hard :P
%
Quote #9338:
 * Faux wonders how long his crt will take to toast a crumpet.
%
Quote #9339:
<icStatic> i think i may just have broken napster. i just queued up probably half the tracks they have on there...
%
Quote #9340:
<Faux> Pfft, standards, we're elitist, we don't need no friggin' standards!
%
Quote #9341:
<icStatic> Laurence has just admitted to having 3 sisters and one is _legal_
%
Quote #9342:
<Skumby> You can probably learn perl using /dev/random/
%
Quote #9343:
<db_rat> I _know_ PERL.  I read the how-to.
%
Quote #9344:
<db_rat> Pervert here, never fear, gimme panties and watch me leer
%
Quote #9345:
<Laurence> Tim: maybe we need to create a usergroup for people who can't get laid, oh wait - I'm already at the LUG ;)
%
Quote #9346:
<Tim> Chloe: You know that it's implied that you and catherine are underage in icStatic's game? :)
%
Quote #9347:
<sadiq> lucidion-- breast pump.
%
Quote #9348:
<db_rat> sadiq, but I _need_ breast pump information!
%
Quote #9349:
<Amorya> Morlark|Laptop: she's my sister damnit! (no - wait - that's worse!)
%
Quote #9350:
<Si1entDave> Amorya, yes I will be there, and yes you're welcome to have a play.
%
Quote #9351:
 * murphy notices an olympic swimming pool in coventry...
<Skumby> murphy: I hear they stole it from Moscow
 * murphy hatches an evil plan involving sharks with frikkin' laser beams... then scraps that plan in favour of just going swimming
%
Quote #9352:
<murphy> i wonder if i should take up belly dancing
<Crazy_Piglet> murphy: GOOD GOD NO
%
Quote #9353:
 * bucko unzips the Kosmic archives.
<Skumby> That's what you can it now, eh..
<Skumby> You've not got a self esteem problem then
%
Quote #9354:
<ajmiles> Hurd doesn't crash, it doesn't boot to be /able/ to crash
%
Quote #9355:
<NeXuS7> damn that grammarthief! he reminds me of the hamburglar
%
Quote #9356:
 * ajmiles is the new king of going to 9ams
<ajmiles> on a roll of 1
%
Quote #9357:
 * Blood_God is lovin the goatse
%
Quote #9358:
 * ajmiles should probably reboot first, as a) IE can't load any pages, b) putty can't connect to anything, c) firefox won't load, d) oracle won't load, e) my screen keeps looking like the celebration screen in solitaire
%
Quote #9359:
<NeXuS7> well i discovered the spacing problem.. turns out my leg was resting on the other keyboard that's currently plugged in :(
%
Quote #9360:
<NeXu57> l       o      l                         o     r                                                                                                               i    r      c            i   s            s     p    a                      z      z     i  n   g          s    p    a   c      e   r                                                                    
<NeXu57> w               i     e         r      d          e      r     r   o      r    
%
Quote #9361:
<Faux> Sorry that took so long, I was trying to get some titties into the regex.
%
Quote #9362:
<drac> he still has a better sex life than me, but i suppose thats because chicks dig evil overlords who are currently ruling the world more than up and coming ones who are planning to
%
Quote #9363:
<Laurence> (although the mental scaring caused by searching the compsoc quotes db for 'sex' was quite considerable)
%
Quote #9364:
<db_rat> Help, sadiq is touching me
%
Quote #9365:
<Chloe> lesbians++
%
Quote #9366:
<PlanarPlatypus> men++
%
Quote #9367:
<Chloe> catherine: I Chloe hereby promise to indulge in lesbian activities with you catherine, when i return :oP
%
Quote #9368:
<Morlark> Candle: See this quoterifle. This one right here... Any questions?
%
Quote #9369:
<Kim> A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
<Kim> *another
%
Quote #9370:
<Chloe> "Software is like sex, its better when its free"
%
Quote #9371:
<dotwaffle> ok, you know how fat people have trouble getting zips up on trousers? Well, I must be the first fat guy not to be able to move the zip DOWN. My jeans are stuck fast.
%
Quote #9372:
<wardrobe> tim's never around, I'm 'working' 9-5, and also, it's hard reading a publication you used to edit
<sadiq> hmmm
<wardrobe> it's like bringing up a daughter and hearing her have sex in the bedroom next door when she turns 18
%
Quote #9373:
<DrWatson> I expect that would cause the network admins to hurt me. Given that I'm ultimately responsible for the technical side of the LAN including the network, I'd be duty bound to hurt myself. And I don't want to do that.
%
Quote #9374:
<Neko> addquote?
<Morlark> Neko: You do realise that this is IRC right? You can just quote him...
%
Quote #9375:
 * icStatic wonders who just gave me a lapdance
%
Quote #9376:
<hshah> mines pretty small too...
%
Quote #9377:
<sadiq> benji, you look good in leather.
%
Quote #9378:
<pants> in myself
%
Quote #9379:
<MFJ> I suck cock!
%
Quote #9380:
<LucidIon> ajmiles: I don't want to baggy pants Windows machines. Windows makes me feel physically dirty.
%
Quote #9381:
<aj> oh windows, why must you reboot so
%
Quote #9382:
<icStatic> damn you sadiq! you hath trapped me!
%
Quote #9383:
<sadiq> catherine-- ruined it. We had much longer ones.
%
Quote #9385:
<Jeremy> "It is good to have an open mind but not so open that your brains fall out."
%
Quote #9386:
<Jingles> I still think they should make you sit both concurrency papers at the same time
%
Quote #9387:
<bucko> Overclockers CAUSE summer.
%
Quote #9388:
<db_rat> LucidIon, FLCL is like being hit with a wet brick of nonsense whilst vaguely nauseous from a hangover got by drinking absinthe and wormwood!
%
Quote #9389:
<Candle> you can slpel ralely bdaly as lnog as you keep the frsit and lsat lttres the smae.
%
Quote #9390:
<aj> heh, Faux spelt "it" wrong
%
Quote #9391:
<Inciner> noes, my poor exploding sheep
<Inciner> (baah)
<Inciner> oops
<Inciner> wrong channel
%
Quote #9392:
<Inciner> there, I don't seem like some crazy weirdo now
<Faux> Uh..
<Inciner> don't say it
%
Quote #9393:
<Faux> Heh, cool.. nobody is quoting today, I can, for once, honestly say how cool sadiq/Tim slashfic would be.
%
Quote #9395:
<Laurence> 'Nicaragua' is a country? I though it was some sort of glue :s
%
Quote #9396:
<ajmiles> i chose paraguay instead of uruguay, georgia instead of azerbaijan, and tunisia instead of liberia :) (and DPR Congo, instead of congo"
%
Quote #9397:
<fred> faux doesn't scare me. i just need to give him a printout of goatse, and he'll leave me alone.
%
Quote #9399:
<hugh_darwen> When I'm laying in bed at night, I like to amuse myself.
%
Quote #9400:
 * Faux realises that jam has a higher sugar content than chocolate.. /me locates spoon.. /me starts shaking.
%
Quote #9401:
<Antz> Any progress with xfs read-up? 
<Tim> No, I've been busy getting laid.
%
Quote #9402:
<DrWatson> And if you all start setting up while we're still trying to make stuff work, it makes us want to kill you. And the uni object when we get gibs all over the floor.
%
Quote #9403:
<bucko> I'm either on campus, or at the pub. That's me in a nutshell.
%
Quote #9404:
<fred> [}=|={]
%
Quote #9405:
<db_rat> i suck cock
%
Quote #9406:
<db_rat> i suck cock
%
Quote #9407:
<DrWatson> Bend over, LucidIon...
<DrWatson> *ahem*
%
Quote #9408:
<DrWatson> They've been going up and down more than your mum was last night
<DrWatson> uh
<DrWatson> I mean more than a bouncy thing
%
Quote #9410:
<Kim> get your arse over here
<Kim> im hungry :(
%
Quote #9411:
<Tim> Chloe: I just had this great idea about Linux porn.
%
Quote #9412:
 * benji likes lipstik
%
Quote #9413:
<LucidIon> Si1entDave: Everyone likes lesbians
%
Quote #9414:
<drac> if I'm going to make someones life miserable, I damn well want to see the look on their face when i do!
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Quote #9415:
<Matticus> Don't try and goatse me, I've had enough of that from Faux!
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Quote #9416:
<Jingles> I just want people to stop authing with me
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Quote #9417:
<ajmiles> grrr
<ajmiles> people--
<sadiq> ajmiles, she pressing charges again?
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Quote #9418:
<speakfire> real men code in notepad
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Quote #9419:
<ajmiles> mmm i should really turn a light on, i almost picked up and ate a small piece of polystyrene thinking it was a sausage roll
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Quote #9420:
<Laurence> !ask faux Will I still owe you more than you owe me after the lap dance?
<ziggy> i do lap dances for free
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Quote #9421:
 * ajmiles rolls around on the floor laughing
 * ziggy rapes ajmiles
<ajmiles> this is the oddest lap dance i've ever seen
<ziggy> well if you put yourslef in a vulnerable position
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Quote #9422:
<db_rat> non-platonic rape?  I'm lost.
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Quote #9423:
<bucko> I wonder why I get spammed more during the day.
<bucko> It's like the spammers go to sleep or something.
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Quote #9424:
<Faux> DrWatson++ for storing my sister porn while I got investigated for underage pornography charges.
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Quote #9425:
<Ynox> Kim's a guy? I thought he was a girl :/
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Quote #9426:
<murphy> Tim, i'm a man with an iron resolve and a penchant for nudity :D
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Quote #9427:
<murphy> its a bit early to think about it but last time i went shopping i went into the centre of quiksave, spun round a number of times, lost the will to live, and left.
<murphy> in the end i had a pear for dinner
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Quote #9429:
<Chloe> tho i might do faux in a trip with neko and stuff
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Quote #9430:
<Kim> i want a button that resets faux :(
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Quote #9431:
<Faux> Kim: I am factory settings :D
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Quote #9432:
<bucko> Pond must be frozen over; the ducks are walking on it.
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Quote #9433:
<db_rat> Someone please quote us.  We're getting tired.
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Quote #9434:
<bucko> Furry porn? Is that like, where you didn't clean your porn in months?
<db_rat> It can get quite dirty, yeah
<bucko> I didn't know dirty porn went furry as well as sticky.
<db_rat> It can get odd scales as well.
<bucko> Sounds fishy.
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Quote #9435:
<Faux> Stop getting /sister/ quotes, ffs. They're pinging, and I'm trying to work.
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Quote #9436:
<murphy> BlueParrot putting you on /ignore would seem mean... but is there any chance you could just stop speaking?
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Quote #9437:
<murphy> yeah i'm confused, last time i went for an abortion i didn't ask the union its opinion first...
<Skumby> No abortions to be carried out on union property?
<drac> bugger, there goes the side business
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Quote #9438:
<ajmiles> Rakurai, flash them then
<Rakurai> I do
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Quote #9439:
<Laurence> <draconas>KILL THE FROG</draconas>
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Quote #9440:
<zx64> Hmm, Tim using the words "windows" and "switch" in the same sentence.....
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Quote #9441:
<Laurence> "Welcome to #lug - the bondage centre of compsoc"
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Quote #9442:
<Chloe> well i apologise for my boobs bucko
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Quote #9443:
<bucko> Just because I don't have boobs. Or at least not big ones.
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Quote #9444:
<DrWatson> BlueParrot, it's something for VBA, of course it's crufty
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Quote #9445:
 * fred opens up scribus for poster reading: "Laurence for sale! Free sister included!"
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Quote #9446:
<Laurence> ssh constitution
<Laurence> er...oops
<DrWatson> Password:
<Laurence> funny, my password prompt doesn't usually say <DrWatson> ;P
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Quote #9447:
<Stripiest_Socks> bugger
<fred> yes please
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Quote #9448:
<db_rat> lamby, don't listen to Faux, obey Drac, moan at the Tech and look at me like I'm liable to explode.
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Quote #9449:
<ajmiles> dual screen sucks for gaming really though
<dave> so do i
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Quote #9450:
<db_rat> Hmm.  I feel like a turnip.  I have money, I have specs, but I have nowhere to order my new PC from.
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Quote #9451:
<db_rat> My cleaner keeps on putting my toothbrush in a glass of water.  I wonder if she has false teeth
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Quote #9452:
 * fred hopes to whore bucko's bitch sometime soon...
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Quote #9453:
<Blood_God> and by doing it *in his room* you can get punched
<icStatic> nah MFJ isnt violent. he'd just stare at me saying BEARD!
<icStatic> sorry MFJ, i love you really :)
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Quote #9454:
<ajmiles> mmm if only breakfast was coursework
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Quote #9455:
 * Faux resists the temptation to karma porn.
<hshah> porn++
<Faux> Really, really.. don't tempt me, please..
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Quote #9456:
<Faux> Dammit, I can't join the team yet, my penis isn't big enough.
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Quote #9457:
<Faux> "Goatse? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!"
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Quote #9458:
<DrWatson> "goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, goatse, ANUS, ANUS" - "Arse! Arse! Ooooooh, it's an arse!"
<DrWatson> was what I said.
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Quote #9459:
<LittleBigG> Kate being text editor rather than fit brunette :P
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Quote #9460:
<Jeremy> grr, my £ key seems to be s screwed
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Quote #9461:
<icStatic> you know, i realised id been with compsoc too long when filling an application form and it says 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?' and i almost wrote 'in your pants'
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Quote #9462:
<bucko> For instance, saying "I used to check goatse regularly for updates" would be true, but still bait.
<bucko> The question is, was that recursive quotebait?
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Quote #9463:
<icStatic> is the GNU the same thing to Tim as a sheep to a welsh person?
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Quote #9464:
<icStatic> i need to install gentoo again soon. ive been bad, ive bought software. i need to punish myself
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Quote #9465:
<Faux> Heh, if I sit like this I can hit the space-bar with my foot, win!
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Quote #9466:
<Blood_God> evil... me... with /my/ reputation?!
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Quote #9467:
<Faux> Heh, if only this channel was innocent enough.. "I'd click that but I know from memory what's hosted at goatse.ca" would have been a really nice quote.
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Quote #9468:
<Crazy_Piglet> Even goatse hording pirates need coffee!
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Quote #9469:
<Faux> Treekill 1, Faux 0.
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Quote #9470:
<Snhk> Pna jr tb onpx gb abeznyfcrnx abj? Nal ernyyl whvpl dhbgronvg nobhg zl fvfgre vf /arire/ tbvat gb trg dhbgrq yvxr guvf :/
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Quote #9471:
<DrWatson> Vs ur'f abg yvxvat gur EBG13, znlor ur jba'g ernyvfr vs jr fnl
<DrWatson> vpFgngvp vf tnl, yn yn yn, vpFgngvp vf tnl, yn yn yn
<icStatic> i cant be arsed to translate you, i'll just ignore you
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Quote #9472:
<Kim> me and george
<Kim> are going out
<Kim> and i think fred's busy tonight
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Quote #9473:
 * Tim reads up to discover it's not a Hewlett-Packard movie.
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Quote #9474:
<Blood_God> copy_and_paste++ ftw
 * Blood_God now has almost 1/4 of his report done
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Quote #9475:
 * Faux tries to remember what speed he got rear-ended at.
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Quote #9476:
<ajmiles> bran-flakes, now with added activex controls and pop-ups!
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Quote #9477:
<Tim> pornview is free, and not too bad.
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Quote #9478:
<fred> hmm there's lots of white stuff in my window...
<catherine> definitely love is in the air on irc today
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Quote #9479:
<DrWatson> and I've now accidentally let the 'bitcomet' virus download about a gigabyte of data from some unknown places on the internet
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Quote #9480:
<Crazy_Piglet> So for now I'm just playing things safe.  I'm sure I can survive 3 days without WoW.
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Quote #9481:
<Chloe> Draconas: when you do kidnap me, can we go to the zoo?
<Draconas> no
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Quote #9482:
<Polar> ok then, I admit boobies are a tad more attractive than goatse
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Quote #9483:
<Laurence> The documentation is about as abundant as Faux's quotes about brothers.
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Quote #9484:
<bucko> And I can do insertion with my hands in my pockets.
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Quote #9485:
<db_rat> Windows _sucks_ :(
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Quote #9486:
<murphy> Silver++ because he made sweet love to me last night.
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Quote #9487:
<DrWatson> Silver++ Cos his loving is gooooooooood baby
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Quote #9488:
<DrWatson> murphy++ for sharing that
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Quote #9489:
<Wiz> maUru, you do understand what infinity is?
<maUru> yes
<maUru> it is big
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Quote #9490:
<assmaster> !quote /gah/ nope/
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Quote #9491:
<db_rat> Gah, is it wrong to want maUru/assmaster kicked?
<Silver> No.
<lamby> db_rat: no.
<Silver> It is perfectly normal.
<Wiz> nope
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Quote #9492:
<Faux> Girls are designed for cleaning.. *dives for cover*
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Quote #9493:
<DrWatson> It's a jpg someone pasted into #compsoc. Do you think I'm completely stupid?
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Quote #9494:
<bucko> Bright people shouldn't be allowed to touch computers.
<bucko> Um.
<bucko> Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to touch computers.
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Quote #9495:
<smile> What is this Badgers thing?
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Quote #9496:
<Bogomip> jingle that one :)
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Quote #9497:
<smile> everything i say is foolish...
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Quote #9498:
<Faux> LucidIon: Under the arts students' policy to reduce the "ugh" effect, you're never allowed to go near a woman, ever.
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Quote #9500:
<benji> Tim: democratic process no longer an option, revolution
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Quote #9501:
<icStatic> the extra 4 inches are the best bit
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Quote #9502:
<LucidIon> fred: That's kinda tempting. I don't know your rates though :)
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Quote #9503:
 * Chloe thinks drac would look sexy in a kilt
<Chloe> im gonna make him wear one when we get married
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Quote #9504:
<Morlark> I think Drac would look sexy in a thong.
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Quote #9505:
<smile> Theres more Linux factions than socialist worker parties...:S
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Quote #9506:
<icStatic> <me> im always right <dad> not always, you don't have the wisdom that old age brings <me> you dont have the wisdom that apparently comes with old age :P <dad> cheeky bastard
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Quote #9507:
<Tim> apt-get install anarchism ...
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Quote #9508:
<bucko> Where can I get Eel Girl?
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Quote #9509:
 * Faux goes to bed in the hope that 6 minutes will be over by the time he wakes up.
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Quote #9510:
<Jeremy> "Eel girl involves a video of her friend shoving eels into her asshole"
<Jeremy> cool
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Quote #9511:
<acehole> Jeremy: you should know around me... you just can't give me that window to quote
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Quote #9513:
<Philippa> acehole: what've I told you about quoting things I say purely because they indicate I'm not straight?
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Quote #9514:
 * Philippa has been involved in hugging that led to a supposedly physically-impossible orgasm before...
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Quote #9515:
<Philippa> Nugent: yeah. It's incredible just what the body can be coaxed into if you start playing around with the nervous system properly
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Quote #9516:
<Kim> i have a barbie doll
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Quote #9517:
<fred> Chloe: the barbie doll does smell nice :P
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Quote #9518:
<db_rat> Kim: Wibble.  Wurble.  Flooble.  Ptink narf globular dysfunction.  Horrendous ploople snarfeening your disciple.  Narf.
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Quote #9519:
 * LucidIon glares at Si1entDave. Evil, Evil and Elf-Porn.
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Quote #9520:
<Chloe> Candle: you're watching elf porn? where do you even get hold of that!?
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Quote #9521:
<Candle> DON'T QUOTE THAT.
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Quote #9522:
<smile> can you imagine a triple breasted woman
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Quote #9523:
<DrWatson> The more we recognise sadiq baggy pantsing people, the more we have a good excuse to pwn him and laugh at him when we seriously fuck his computer hard in the ass when he leaves it unlocked :-)
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Quote #9524:
<DrWatson> otherwise I'll only let you slightly molest me
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Quote #9525:
<DrWatson> Whilst I don't mind too much, db_rat, I'd prefer to *know* about it before you put anything of yours inside my body
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Quote #9527:
<ziggy> ive tried telling him im not gay but that doesnt work so now im just flirting with him
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Quote #9529:
<icStatic> Tim's definition of free is not the 'free' that we all know and love. Tim's free definition is only 'free' enough when stallman has jizzed all over it
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Quote #9530:
<murphy> went to the job centre and was like "omg giev epix pls" and they were all life "rofl noob" so i was like "kekekekeke? ^^" and they realised i was leet and threw purples at me ;)
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Quote #9531:
<murphy> argh must go get cash before snoozage occurs!
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Quote #9533:
<db_rat> DrWatson: 'It's BIGGER?  You bloody well get rid of the old one or we're not transporting either'
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Quote #9534:
<DrWatson> With an army of killer squirrels, you'd be able to take over the world!
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Quote #9535:
<Silver> Candle, which cvs features are missing from svn, apart from the "OMG how do I set this up?" 'feature'
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Quote #9536:
<SilverBOT> Welcome to #bots, SilverBOT!
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Quote #9537:
<Laurence> !fuckyou
<Faux> !yesplease
<Laurence> !ok_9pm_good_for_you?
<Faux> !sure
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Quote #9538:
<Tim> Join us now, and share the fucking...
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Quote #9539:
<Faux> Don't fear the slash, you love it really.
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Quote #9540:
 * Woolfben suspects his brains isn't counting correctly today
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Quote #9541:
<Faux> It's probably the script, the bot isn't insane, I swear.
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