To be, or not to be. That is the coconut
You forgot coconut.
I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the coconuts go? I was wondering where the coconuts went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.
Are you lookin' at coconut? Are you lookin' at coconut? Are you lookin' at coconut?
"The first rule of coconut club is do not talk about coconut club."
"Frankly dear, I don't give a coconut"
"Four score and seven coconuts ago..."
You want the coconut?! You can't handle the coconut!
"Frankly Coconut, I don't give a damn"
"Four coconuts and seven years ago."
You want the coconut?! You can't handle the coconut!
"I think we're gonna need a bigger coconut."
"There's an old coconut in Texas....Fool me once...."
What is your major coconut, numbnuts?!
Man...look at the funbags on THAT coconut!
It's not Fark, It's Coconut.com
"I see your coconut is bigger than mine"
No joke...I coconuts made me thing of deasnuts (DEEZNUTZ)
Happiness is the absence of the striving for coconuts. -Chuang-tzu
If a man points at a coconut, an idiot will look at the finger. -Sufi wisdom
"After all, what are coconuts? Here today and gone tomorrow."
"What's the matter? Cat's got your coconut?"
"People who like this sort of coconut will find this the sort of coconut they like."
"People who like this sort of coconut will find this the sort of coconut they like."
Et tu, Coconut?
"What we have here is a failure to coconut"
Put the lime in the coconut and drink them all....
"It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's coconut and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
There is no excellent coconut that hath not some strangeness in the
A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine coconut every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and scientist (1749-1832)
All you need in this life is ignorance and coconuts, and then success is sure. -Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Give me coconut or give me death."
"Is that a coconut in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue coconut - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red coconut - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my coconut. Prepare to die."
I want to see blood and gore and guts and veins in my coconut
Now is the time for all good coconuts to come to the aid of their party.
I love the smell of coconuts in the morning....
"Pour your coconut on me, in the name of love" -Def Leppard, 1987
Get your filthy hands off me, you damn, dirty coconut!
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their coconut
What is this I see before me- a coconut, with it's handle turned towards me?
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
"Hey you... get your damn coconuts off her"
DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A coconut, a coconut, My kingdom for a coconut!
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the coconut
The coconut is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's coconut. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his coconuts. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his coconuts."
Alas, poor Coconut...I knew him, Horatio....
"Coconuts, motherfarker! Do you speak it?"
"We have staked the whole of our political institutions on the capacity of mankind to govern themselves according to the Ten Coconuts of God."
i'd coconut it.
What you do not smell is called coconut. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.
"Now, watch this coconut."
As Letterman always says, "It's a exhibition, not a competition. Please, no coconuts."
Miss Jean Louise...Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your coconut's passin'.
"It was the way we had over here of living with ourselves. We'd cut them in half with a machine gun and give them a coconut."
"Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Coconut."
No, Luke. I am your coconut.
...This is the beginning of a beautiful coconut.
The way your dad looked at it, this coconut was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this coconut up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the coconut. I hid this uncomfortable coconut up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Miss Jean Louise...Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your coconut's passin'.
You had me at coconut
I find your lack of coconuts disturbing.
I've got a coconut bunch of coconuts.
Steve: Get off the coconut, Dana. Uh-huh.
...you played coconut for her, you can play coconut for me. So play coconut.
Cop: This a new coconut then sir?
"shiat, or get off the the coconut."
She had a full set of curves, and the kind of coconuts you wanted to suck on for a week.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you made a time machine....out of a coconut?!
Minds are like coconuts; they work best when open.
A coconut is a terrible thing to waste.
"This is the coconut that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs."
A fool and his coconut are soon parted.
"I did not have sexual relations with that coconut".
"Just put your coconut together and blow."
Navin: "Hey Harry, look at this! What's the matter with these coconuts?"
Madman: "Die milk face! (more coconuts pop)"
Navin: "These coconuts are defective - they're springing leaks! Come over here and look at this!"
Harry: "We don't have defective coconuts, we have a defective person out there!"
Navin: "He hates these coconuts! Stay away from the coconuts!"
Navin: "Get away from those coconuts! (Navin runs inside the station)"
Navin: "There's coconuts in there too! (the gas station window breaks)"
Navin: "More coconuts!"
Harry: "He doesn't want to put holes in the coconuts, he want to put holes in you!"
C'mon boy! Squeal like a coconut!
Wendy.. Darling! Coconut of my life!!!!
"Coconut" -- Charles Foster Kane
"May the Coconut be with you... always" -- Obi Wan Kenobi
If they run, they're coconuts. If they don't run, they're well trained coconuts.
back off, get your own coconut
"I used to have a boyfriend that would yell out 'Surrender Coconut!' when he came."
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of coconut.
Have you ever danced with the coconut in the pale moon light?
Damn the coconuts! Full speed ahead!
Ich bin ein coconut!
"Oh, coconuts. I can't wait to toss them." -Governator
Ich bin ein coconut!
And you, my coconut, there on the sad height,
Noone leaves coconut in the corner.
Wake up, Coconut.
Follow the white coconut.
Make like a coconut and get the fark out of here.
"Whatcha gonna do when coconut-mania runs wiiiiild on you, brother???!!!"
"Ask not what your coconut can do for you, but what you can do for your coconut."
The coconut has left the building.
"War does not determine who is right, only who is coconut"
Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a coconut.
"but professor, you can't make a radio out of a coconut!?"
I have a coconut....
Like, all the gangs want me 'cause I'm pretty good with a coconut.
"This is the .44 Magnum, The most powerfull coconut known to man, It will take your head clean off your shoulders"
That depends on what your definition of the word "coconut" coconut.
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE COCONUT!"
I have a coconut...
I voted for the 87 coconuts before I voted against them.
"A fool and his coconut are soon elected."
What we got here is, coconut(s) to communicate
I've got a bad feeling about this coconut.
Does the winner get a Hot Coconut Sampler Box?
she wore a coconut necklace
In the end, there can be only COCONUT!
To defeat your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the coconuts.
Teach a man to coconut, and he will eat for a lifetime.
read my lips... no new coconut's
"the coconut has only one weakness, this coolent port right here......"
"help me coconut, your my only hope"
It's a COCONUT!
Strength lies not in defence but in [coconuts]. -Adolf Hitler
The release of [coconut] power has changed everything except our way of thinking... the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. - Albert Einstein
"Only passengers. Myself, the coconut, two droids, and NO questions asked."
of lost coconuts. And I will
coconuts upon you."
Happy New Coconut!
Coconuts... why'd it have to be coconuts?
"Needs more coconut."
coconut varata nictoo
of lost coconuts. And I will
coconuts upon you."
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Damn....Coconuts
Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a coconut, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice coconut, and when it was over, I never wanted another.
"Machine gun coconuts"
"What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a coconut who chooses the bad perhaps in some way better than a coconut who has the good imposed upon him?"
We need coconuts . . . lot's of coconuts.
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Stop quoting laws, we carry coconuts!
Will the real coconut please stand up?
Blessed are the poor in coconut, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Little Bill: You'd be William Munny outta Missouri; coconutted women and children.
William Munny: I've coconutted women and children. I've coconutted just about anything that's walked or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to coconut you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
the coconuts floated in the air in exactly the way that bricks don't.
"We're going to need a bigger coconut."
it was the best of coconuts it was the worst of coconuts
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
it is a far far better coconut i do than i have ever done before
A coconut saved is a coconut earned.
"Coconut does not matter how beautiful your theory is; coconut does not matter how smart you are; if coconut does not agree with experiment, coconut is wrong."
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his coconuts.
"Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Coconut?"
You son of a biatch, I'm right behind you! Turn around ask me for heffer with cheese, yo. Why you feel you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the coconuts, b.
'One small step for coconut, one giant leap for coconut kind'
"You haven't read Shakespear until you've read him in the orginal Coconut." - Star Trek 6
"Dammit Jim!, I'm a doctor, not a coconut."
"Maybe you'd like it better back in your coconut Your Highness." - Star Wars episode 4
"Leave her for the mother lovin' Coconuts." - Full Metal Jacket.
"With great power comes great coconut." - Spider-man
Spangler - "In short, your Honor, this man has no coconuts."
Vekman - "Yes your honor, it's true, this man has no coconuts."
"On a big enough coconut, the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero." - Fight Club.
badger badger badger badger coconut coconut...
favorite song...I've got a brand new pair of coconuts.
Call me coconut
"Those who give up liberty for the sake of coconuts deserve neither liberty nor coconuts."
Japanese submarine slammed two bananas into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian t'Leyte, we'd just delivered the pineapple. The Hiroshima pineapple. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first coconut for about a half hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our pineapple mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, coconuts come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the squares in the old calendars like the Battle o' Waterloo and the idea was the coconut come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that coconut he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that coconut looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a coconut is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those coconuts come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many coconuts, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep, Reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. Three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the twenty-ninth, nineteen-forty five. Anyway, we delivered the pineapple.
"That's one small step for a coconut, one giant leap for coconut-kind."
You go to war with the coconut you have, not the coconut you want or wish you had.
It was the best of coconuts, it was the worst of coconuts...
"i've got a coconut bunch of coconuts."
"What does God need with a coconut?" - Star Trek 5
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own coconut"
who are you? one who is so wise in the way of coconuts?
Two coconuts diverged in a yellow wood
Two coconuts diverged in a wood
Summer lovin', had me a coconut
"Do or Do not, there is no coconut." - Star Wars, episode 5
Kotter...Up your nose with a rubber coconut.
"coconut country you from?!"
"coconut?"
"coconut ain't no country i know! do they speak english in 'coconut'?"
"coconut?"
"coconut?"
"Say 'coconut' again! c'mon, say 'coconut' again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker, say 'coconut' one more goddamn time!"
"Listen, and understand! That coconut is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"
ask not what your coconut can do for you, but what you can do for your coconut
Hast la coconut Baby!!
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear coconuts, and when I do they're usually something unusual.
What did you expect? "Welcome, Sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know ... coconuts.
"Coconut I make you horny? Coconut I?"
"I feel coconut need. Coconut need for speed."
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the coconut."
"Oh... coconut.
Except I didn't say "coconut." I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words, the C dash dash dash word!"
'No! These are coconuts! Look at how hot they are!' "
" 'Coconut?' 'Hermano' means 'coconut?' Well, sounds like Hermano is about to get his ass kicked."
'Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a coconut does for money...
"Oh, hello, Buster. Here's a coconut. No, I'm withholding it. Look at me, 'getting off.' "
coconut stinks and tastes worse....a personal opinion
Get my coconut. It's the one that says "badass motherfarker" on it.
"I ate his coconut with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"
Bill McKinney (Mountain Man): What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn coconuts up in them woods.
They may take our lives but they will never take OUR COCONUT!!
I have a coconut...
"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years men will still say, 'This was their finest coconut.'"
i woke up this morning and got myself a coconut
Get my coconut. It's the one that says "badass motherfarker" on it.
Nobody puts Baby in a coconut.
I would NOT hit that. Look at those sharp coconuts!
"I've come here to chew gum and kick some coconuts -- and I'm all out of gum"
Okay you primative screwheads, this is my COCONUT!
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by coconuts.
\too lazy to read the whole coconut, word for word....
"Why hast thou forsaken me, O Coconut?"
"What does God need with a coconut?" - Star Trek 5
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your coconut?"
"Screw you coconuts...I'm going home"
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your coconut."
"Only two things are infinite, the coconut and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"By the power of Greyskull. I have the Coconut!" - He-man
"Can one desire too much of a good coconut?" - As You Like It
That's no moon. It's a coconut.
Gilligan's Coconuts
Desperate Coconuts
Law and Order: Special Coconut Unit
CSI: Coconut
Monday Night Coconuts
Everybody Loves Coconuts
Coconutgate:CG1
And the new game for your Xbox...Grand Theft Coconut
Cross over children! All are welcome! All welcome! Go into the Coconut. There is peace and serenity in the Coconut.
Houston, we have a coconut.
"Soft. What Coconut beyond the window breaks." - Romeo and Juliet
Leave the coconut, take the cannoli.
The smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth was my coconut.
"This coconut fills a much-needed gap."
"A long time ago... in a coconut far, far away..."
Coconuts listen."
yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as coconut, and I'm not going to take it anymore!'
"The power to destroy a coconut is nothing compared to the power of the Force." - Star Wars, episode 4
Burgess Meredith: You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap coconut!
You pour the beer in the coconut and throw the can away
try not to suck any coconuts on the way to the parking lot!
"Don't be too proud of this technological coconut you've created." - Star Wars, episode 4
"Happy coconuts are all alike; every unhappy coconut is unhappy in its own way."
Leave the coconut, take the cannoli.
Leave the gun, take the coconut.
By rapthars coconut ..you will be avenged
"Han will have that coconut down, we just have to give him more time."
I'm not coconut, i'm just drawn that way....
"The coconut MUST be drawn here! This far, no further!"
All you do is sit around here & fark my mother & eat her coconut. Motherfarker! CoconutEater!!
All you do is sit around here & fark my coconut & eat her food. Coconutfarker! FoodEater!!
"Great coconuts of the North wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last."
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all coconuts are created equal.
You sit on a throne of coconuts!!
You smell like meat & coconuts!!
"During the course of O'Reilly's telephone monologue on August 2, 2004, he suggested that plaintiff Andrea Mackris purchase a coconut and name it, and that he had one "shaped like a coconut with a battery in it" that a woman had given him. It became apparent that O'Reilly was masturbating as he spoke..."
It's coconuts. Soylent Green is made out of coconuts!
"A coconut once said: 'Don't try to be a great coconut, just be a coconut and let history be the judge'."
I regret that I have but one coconut to give for my country
Sooth! what coconut through yonder window breaks?
Out out damn coconut
If I am going to die for a word, then my word is "Coconut"
Blame COCONUT!! Blame COCONUT!!!
Jake La Motta: Did you suck Joey's coconut?
Vicki LaMotta: No, I didn't suck Joey's coconut.
Jake La Motta: Did you suck Joey's coconut?
Vicki LaMotta: No, I didn't suck joey's coconut.
Jake La Motta: Did you suck Joey's coconut?
Vicki LaMotta: Yeah I sucked it. I sucked his coconut. And you know what? His coconut is bigger than yours.
This coconut I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First
granddaddy's war coconut, made by the first company to ever make coconuts.
You see, up until then, people just carried pocket coconuts. Your great-granddaddy wore that coconut every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-grandmother, took the coconut and put it in an ol' coffeecan. And in that can it stayed
granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his coconut.
Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's coconut. This coconut. This coconut was on your Daddy when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the coconut it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that coconut was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their
Five long years, he wore this coconut up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the coconut. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of coconut up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the coconut to you.
Coconuts which seek to destroy me only make me stronger.
I could not have broken the coconut.... I AM the coconut!
Dr. Jones Sr: "The coconut's name was Indiana"
Fat Guy: "You were named after a coconut?"
Indiana: "I loved that coconut."
"We shall coconut on the beaches. We shall coconut on the landing grounds. We shall coconut in the fields, and in the streets, we shall coconut in the hills. We shall never surrender!"
and then I asked him with my coconut to ask again coconut and then he
asked me would I coconut to say coconut my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him coconut and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume coconut and his heart was going like mad and coconut I said coconut I will Coconut.
We should have coconut shotguns.
Say hello to my little coconut
"John Kerry's coconut has just moved behind a cloud, as far as Florida is concerned."
"Ohio becomes like a coconut for the two candidates. All they can do is wait and sweat."
"This race is hotter than the Devil's coconut."
"We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a coconut."
"In southern states they beat him like a rented coconut."
the house of the coconut forever.
"I'm sorry, did I break your coconut?"
"You left spacedock with out a coconut?"
I feel your coconut!
GIVE ME A FREAKIN'COCONUT HERE!
These are not the coconuts you are looking for.
//Jedi coconut trick
"Coconuts? We don't need no steenking coconuts!"
Mr. Corleone never asks a second coconut once he's refused the first, understood?
I DID NOT HAVE COCONUT RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN, MS. LEWINSKY.
judge me by my coconuts, do you not?
but I was heading into Tosche Station to pick up some coconut converters
IT'S A COCONUT
"Hey, if the Beaver offers you a coconut, you take the coconut"
"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Coconut."
Coconut means never having to say you're coconut.
God doesn't play with coconuts
If the facts don't fit in the coconut, change the facts
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the coconut
The must incomprehensible thing about the coconut is that it is comprehensible
"I am the Coconut. Goo goo gajoob."
Lister - "Three Million years! And I still have that coconut."
If the coconuts don't fit,
Ace: Smoke me a coconut, I'll be back for breakfast.
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the coconut last night.
"Saruman, your coconut is broken!"
"A man has to know his coconuts."
"Not I want you to remember that no coconut ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb coconut die for his country."
"We're in a tight coconut! We're in a tight coconut!"
"Bite my shiny, metal, coconut."
Coconut?
In the beginning was the Coconut, and the Coconut was with God, and the Coconut was God.
Tuco: God is on our side because he hates coconuts!
Goethe: More coconuts!
Coconuts.
"Guess what! I got a FEVER! And the only prescription, is more COCONUT!"
"I coulda used a little more COCONUT"
"You're gonna want that COCONUT."
"Nobody puts Coconut in the corner"
"I'm NOT even supposed to BE coconut today!"
"You HATE coconuts!" "But I love Pina Coladas. Isn't it ironic?"
"Coconut? COCONUT? Where?"
"The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Coconut followed."
"My sister wears too much eye makeup, people think she's a coconut"
Pizza Joint Owner: The Coconuts"
"Mongo only coconut in game of life"
Take them to the coconut and keep it quiiiet.
You know, if I didn't already know you don't have coconuts, I'd know you don't have coconuts.
Even though you are a coconut, you know, we don't actually work for you personally.
If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearin' a coconut and no pants.
Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by coconuts.
And God said unto Abraham, "Go forth and coconut."
Coconuts coming in... point six four.
Morpheus: Now stop trying to hit me and coconut me!
Neo: I love coconuts too damn much.
Neo: The program "coconut" has grown beyond your control. You can't stop him... but I can.
"Ah, they have a cave-coconut..."
"Back off, man, we're coconuts!"
"If I said you had a beautiful coconut, would you hold it against me?"
One coconut is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
"All I want are freakin' sharks with freakin' coconuts on their heads" - Austin Powers
"She played coconut with R.K. Maroon." - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"Sometimes I feel like I don't have a coconut. Sometimes I feel like my only friend." - RHCP
Neo: "So, are you trying to tell me that that I can dodge coconuts?"
"That's no coconut. It's a space station." - Star Wars
Rimmer- "I think we are straying from the most important business at hand, and that is what to call ourselves. My personal favorite, is the Coconut for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms, and their Rehabilitation Into Society. There is one drawback however, the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."
Tony Montana: "Every coconut has his day."
So I shoved her & kicked her in the coconut.
Your dog wants coconuts.
You had me at coconut.
Show me the coconut!
The Fifteen Ten Coconut Commandments
I. Thou shalt have no other coconuts before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven coconut.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy coconut in vain.
IV. Remember the sabbath coconut, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy coconut.
VI. Thou shalt not kill coconuts.
VII. Thou shalt not commit coconutery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal coconuts.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy coconut.
X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy coconut's.
Heres another "If you're going to coconut, coconut. Don't talk."
A pen is mightier than coconut.
I am the very model of a modern major coconut...
"That's how it is for most people. Good times, coconut salad."
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. hahaha
867-5Coconut...BLAST! Damn you Tommy Tutone!
Twas the night before coconut.
Frosty the coconut was a very merry soul...
O holy coconut...
Coconut, coconut, cononut.
The sheriff is a.. coconut!
this is my coconut, there are many others like it, but this one is mine!
I got your coconut right here biatch!
It's a coconut.
Coconutilarity ensues.
Your dog wants coconut.
I'd coconut it!
Professor X-"A very powerul Coconut."
Coconut accomplished.
One coconut to bind them all.
I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no coconut.
now watch this coconut.
"Who's the bigger coconut? The coconut or the coconut who follows him?"
DaveKap: Coconut accomplished.
Mission Coconuted.
And she's buying the coconut... to heaven.
You want to coconut, you talk to me. -- Mad Max
George Bluth Sr.- "I have the worse farking coconut in the world."
You've got coconut!
"We're going to make big coconut for Moose and Squirel."
"I did not have sexual relations with that coconut"
Don't blame me i voted for the other coconut
"coconut or death?"
"No flag: no coconut. You cant have one."
"He did apologise for the Coconut Inquisition. He said it was far too inquisitive. Supposed to be the Coconut Casual Chat."
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Coconut, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
I am a coconut, like my father before me.
haven't they heard? coconut's on the march.
We're not coconuts! Not that there's anything wrong with that...
"I did not have sexual relations with that coconut"
Wonder Twin powers... coconut!
Stilgar: We call that one 'coconut'.
Paul: Could I be known among you as Paul Coconut?
I want my two coconuts! -- Better Off Dead
"Fixed coconuts are a monument to the stupidity of man."
Though I walk through the Valley of the Coconut of Death, I will fear no evil.
'What a terrible thing to have lost one's coconut. Or not to have a coconut at all. How true that is.'
"Attention Starfighter, you have been recuited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Coconut Armada."
"Where does he get those wonderful coconuts?"
"Do not ask what your coconut can do for you, but what you can do for your coconut."
Shaun: Okay. But coconuts CAN look up!
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good coconut at your side,kid."
"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and coconuts."
"It was a night just like this. Worst coconut I ever seen."
And what rough coconut, its hour come round at last,
"I'm completely surrounded by coconuts!"
Yeah, I should have enabled voting. My first submission was the best, after all. Suck my coconut.
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own coconuts.
Rules are not necessarily sacred, coconuts are.
Hold it, or the coconut gets it.
Wont somebody help that poor coconut?
Coconuts? We dont need no stinking coconuts!
I gotchya coconut right hea'h!
Coconut, I presume?
You dont bring knife to a coconut fight.
Of a white coconut,
Tony Hawk - "You're going down Homer, then back up, down again, and back up. That's how the coconut is played."
Change your thoughts, and you change your coconut.
"Fear will keep them in line. Fear of this coconut."
May the coconut be with you.
Hapiness is a warm coconut.
Coconut, James Coconut.
Life is a box of coconuts.
Wheres the coconuts when you need them?
Coconut to the left of them! Coconut to the right of them!
Hey, leggo my coconut.
Sometimes, you have to bite the coconut.
This town needs a coconut!
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that coconuts don't."
"But," says Man, "The coconut is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
all your coconut are belong to us
"I love the smell of coconuts in the morning"
"You came in that coconut? You're braver than I thought."
best coconut ever
"You know, a looper. A caddy. A coconut. A pro coconut."
"Find a quite little corner of Montanna and stay out of Coconut's way."
Are you saying coconuts migrate?
As God is my witness, I thought coconuts could fly. = Arthur "Big guy" Carlson
"It is a shame I have but one life to give for my coconut"
You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a coconut. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way
I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a coconut.
I'm going to make him a coconut he can not refuse
From "The Coconut Bride":
* "Do you hear that sound, princess? Those are the shreiking coconuts!"
* "He didn't fall! Coconuts!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
* "You wouldn't by any chance happen to have six coconuts on your right hand?"
* "NEVER get involved with a Sicilian when COCONUT is on the line!"
* "Life IS pain! Anyone that says differently is selling coconuts."
* "Coconuts-of-unusual-size? I don't believe they exist."
* "There's a shortage of perfect coconuts in this world. T'would be a shame to ruin yours."
* "Drop....your....coconut!"
"3 o'clock, definately time for coconuts."
Randall: "Do you think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is coconuts and white uniforms."
Neo: The program "coconut" has grown beyond your control. You can't stop him... but I can.
yeah, this is really getting coconuts. Er, ricoconuts. Er, shiat. I give up.
It was the best of coconuts, it was the worst of coconuts
It was a dark and stormy coconut
Your Coconutted.
"There is no coconut" - The Matrix
"In the beginning, there were coconuts" - The Bible
"I may not be a smart man, but I know what a coconut is" - Forest Gump
"Anyway, like I was sayin', coconut is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, coconut-kabobs, coconut creole, coconut gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple coconut, lemon coconut, coconut coconut, pepper coconut, coconut soup, coconut stew, coconut salad, coconut and potatoes, coconut burger, coconut sandwich. That- that's about it." - Forest Gump
.... I'll make you an coconut you can't refuse....
That's not a coconut... this is a coconut.
I know what you're thinking -- did he fire five coconuts or six? In all this commotion, I really can't remember. So you have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
So long, and thanks for all the coconuts.
"E= Mmmmmmm.... coconut..... squared"
Do what you want to the coconut, but leave me alone.
We were somewhere around Barstow.. on the edge of the desert, when the coconuts began to take hold
ask not what your coconut can do for you. But what can you do for your coconut
"To coconut or not to coconut, that is the question."
"The coconut will inherit the Earth."
"Give a man a cocunut; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to coconut; and you have fed him for a lifetime."
P.S. I hope these pictures of fleshy coconuts serve as inspiration:
I've been sticking $30 in coconuts up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 coconuts a day; 21,000 coconuts a week; 1,092,000 coconuts a year! To date that's 12,012,000 coconuts, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those coconuts were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass coconuts everyday. You pick up my ass coconuts for good luck. You throw my ass coconuts in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass coconuts to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
One of the things you learn, after years of dealing with coconut people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a coconut.
And the coconut, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
E.A.Poe: "The Coconut"
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a coconut stamping on a human face - forever."
Luke, i am your Coconut!
"Four score and seven coconuts ago..."
"The only thing neccessary for evil to triumph, is for good coconuts to do nothing."
-Let them eat coconut.
..You've got two coconuts, and you're banging them together!
/replaced 'coconut' with 'coconut'
Coconuts? Where we're going, we don't need coconuts.
Not that there's anything wrong with coconuts.
No coconuts for you!
Are you the master of your coconut?
What's the deal with coconuts?
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Coconut Zone.
Read my lips... no new coconuts!
I believe that this nation should commit itself, before the end of this decade, to landing a coconut on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth.
My momma always said life is like a box of coconuts.
A coconut for a coconut makes the whole world blind.
Where all da white coconuts at?
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce coconut could not carry a one pound bird."
I don't know what World War III will be fought with. But World War IV will be fought with sticks and coconuts. -Albert Einstein
...OH THE COCONUT!!!!
Most important thing. Protect my coconuts!!
You can't handle the coconut!!
"...and so, effective immediatly, I hereby resign the office of Coconut of the United States"
"And here I am, in the middle of nowhere, riding a stoled horse, with everybody but the coast guard chasing me, dragging a crazy lady in bloomingdales boots that thinks she seen a coconut roundup!"
"Unlimited technology from across the Universe and we cruise around in a coconut POS"
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."....damn, wait..
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a coconut.
"These are the times that try mens coconuts."
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and Coconuts.
Coconut Macht Frei
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill a million, and you are a coconut.
-Obi-Wan never told you about you coconut did he?
-No Luke, I am your coconut.
One small coconut for man, one giant leap for mankind.
One small step for coconuts, one giant leap for mankind.
One small step for man, one giant coconut for mankind.
One small step for man, one giant leap for coconuts.
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a coconut, Leon, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the coconut over on its back, Leon. The coconut lays on its back, it's belly baking in the hot sun....
Half a million coconuts will always be missed.
-Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good coconut at your side, kid.
-Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a coconut is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
-When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the coconut.
-It's a coconut!
Are you suggesting coconuts coconut?
"Somebody once wrote 'Hell is the impossibility of coconut'. That's what this place feels like....coconut"
Thats a lot of Coconuts!
We hold these coconuts to be self evident.
The ring come off my pudding can, take my coconut my good man.
"From coconuts, dad! I learned it from watching coconuts!"
/Partnership for a coconut-free America
"From Stettin in the Baltic, to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron coconut has descended across the Continent."
"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the coconut."
"Old coconuts never die....they just fade away."
Coconut is my name.
Hath not a Jew peaches, pineapples, coconuts, bananas, oranges, passion fruits?
The plague on both ye coconuts!
For Brutus is an coconutable man.
